huzzah

Theeere you are. Was starting to wonder if you'd show up tonight.

>>18542674
hurry up and archive it yo

>>18542725
He's already archived it.

Now, let's take out Knife-chan and put on our War Face!

You take out the knives he gave you earlier.
The fine steel weapon slipping gracefully out of its sheathe.
"THAT WILL BE YOUR WAIFU FROM NOW ON." Sagara tells you.
"YOU WILL LOVE AND CHERISH HER. SHE AND YOU MUST BE AS ONE." He waves around a larger knife, a kukri.
"NOW, I WANT YOU TO NAME THOSE BEAUTIFUL MAIDENS IN YOUR ARMS AND TELL ME THE NAME YOU HAVE CHOSEN!"
He turns to Gai, standing there calmly in his fatigues.
"YOU. WHAT NAME HAVE YOU GIVEN YOUR WIFE?"
"Sir, Margareth sir!" He answers crisply
"YOU. PINEAPPLE. WHAT NAME HAVE YOU GIVEN THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE?" He asks Touma as the latter looks at the blacked out blade in his hand.
"Sir. Miko, sir!" He answers if a little nervously.
Finally, Sousuke turns to you.
"AND YOU, YOU PANSY SKIRT-BOY, WHAT NAME HAVE YOU BESTOWED UPON THIS WONDERFUL LADY?"
You quickly think of a name.

WAT NAME FOR KNIFE-WAIFU?

>>18542783
Stabbitha

Keima

>>18542722
Lol. forgot to turn off your trip there sagefag.

>>18542783
Bladette.

>>18542783
Sir, Gweneve, sir!

>>18542798
I like Stabbitha.

That said: Are you LG, or Miko?

>>18542783

Can we possibly roll for a PTSD involving a trusty knife we had, giving us inspiration to name this one? Or is that just a bad idea?

>"I'm back"
> writing style changed back
Yep switched again

>>18542804

I didn't forget. Why would I turn it off? Also, I have never intentionally saged MSQ. I saw some weird discussion about it when I was searching my own Quest today, and even went out of my way to make sure people understood that it wasn't me, and if it was, it was an accident.

Aaanyway.

>>18542783
Kill-o-Phile

Sir charlene sir!

>>18542837
lol full metal jacket reference

Sakuya.

+1 to Stabitha

>>18542837
Seconding the FMJ reference, to go along with FMP!

As much as I love FMJ, I love puns more.

+1 for Stabbitha

>>18542783
I'm surprised you could pry yourself away so early, LG. Goddamn KY season finale has me on the edge of my seat.

Oh, and I guess I'll back up the FMJ guy.

>>18542837
We gotta take this seriously.
Voting Charlene.

>>18542902

Ah, what the hell, I was going for Sakuya, 'cause hey, perfect maid for the perfect butler, but why not.

>>18542837
Sounds good to me

>>18542902
>seriously
>MSQ

The only thing taken seriously here is the paranoia.

>>18542929
Even that is usually just a punch line.

>>18542929
In a "Not have Sousuke slap our shit" seriously.

You come up with the perfect name.
A name that's exciting and refined.
A name you could lovingly whisper or extatically scream out.
"Sir, she is Charlene, sir!" You answer Sagara.

"VERY WELL. NOW THAT YOU HAVE NAMED YOUR NEW WAIFUS. I WANT THE THREE OF YOU TO GO CHOP DOWN SOME TREES AND BUILD A BRIDGE. WORK WITH THEM AND BLEED WITH THEM. YOU FUCKING CUNTSUCKERS WILL BUILD A BRIDGE OVER THIS RIVER BEFORE MIDNIGHT OR I WILL PENETRATE YOU WITH MY BOOT. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" He glares at the three of you.
"SIR YES SIR!" You three answer as one.
"I WANT THAT BRIDGE STURDY ENOUGH TO DRIVE OUR TRUCK ON. I DO NOT WANT HER TO GET HER NEW TIRES WET. NOW GET STARTING WHILE I RETRIEVE THE TRANSPORT!"
"SIR YES SIR!"

The three of you go to the nearest stand of trees to get some timber.

>>18542822
I have no idea what you are talking about.
>>18542898
I have my eye on it too

>>18542960
Well, shit. Cutting a tree with a knife is going to be problematic.

>>18542960
have we not seen who was riding shotgun in the PC?
Can it be Sharpe?

>>18542969
Least it's not a herring.

>>18542969
Not if we can use a rock in conjunction with the knives.

>>18542960
Yay, we have to cut trees with a knife. Not to mention acquiring rope for a bridge, probably out of vines or the like, securing it to hard points and so on.

>>18542960

Well. Shit. And we can't magic to possibly help reinforce our knives or selves either. I hope we have a past experience cutting down trees with less.

IDEA! Use knife to create sparks to make fire, then use fire to weaken tree.

>>18543012
We surely do.

>>18543035
Wow! That is a terrible fucking idea! You should feel either ashamed or awesome, depending on your value system.

>>18543012
Just gotta get a good wedge.

Assembling the bridge is an exercise in the application of leverage.

Alternately, Kamen fucking Rider can probably punch the trees in half while Sagara isn't looking.

>>18543037
Back when we were a 12 year old lumberjack in japan?

>>18543052
Yup. They didn't even give us a blade. Just a rock.

>>18542960
Most effective plan: just keep throwing trees at it until the river is dammed up by their wooden corpses.
>>18542983
You can do serious damage with a Herring.

You find yourself a decent tree. At about 18 inches across, it should make a good post.

Gai has already started on his tree. A massive one at around 5 feet across. His arm moves quickly and methodically, taking chunks of wood out of the trunk.
"Gai, isnt that too large?" You ask.
"We will be needing planks." he answers you as he continues to work.

Touma has also picked a tree. One slightly smaller than yours. He takes a stab at it and his knife gets stuck in the wood.
"Such misfortune. Chopping down a tree with a knife will be problematic." He says as he finally pulls the blade loose.
A gray Bonta slips out of its hiding place in the bushes, Touma gets back to work.

You turn back to your target.
With Charlene in your hand, you prepare to make the first of many strikes.

**ROLL FOR TREE KNIFING**
Time in setting is 20:00

>>18543042
Well i have been drinking but that fact is arbitrary.

rolled 86 = 86

>>18543079
Tree KNIFING, the sport of true men.

>>18543079
>5 feet across
wat

rolled 21 = 21

>>18543079
Let's shank this bitch, Charlene.

rolled 13 = 13

>>18543079
Let us show this tree who is the boss.

rolled 97 = 97

>>18543079
Time to bust out the lumberjack skills

>>18543092
Gai does not fuck around when it comes to trees.

rolled 38 = 38

>>18543079
Blade to bark, tap back of the knife with a rock. Using proper simple mechanics like that, we should get through it reasonably fast.

>>18543079
I HAVE MUCH EXPERIENCE DEALING WITH WOOD.

rolled 3 = 3

>>18543079
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg

rolled 95 = 95

>>18543111
Clearly.

rolled 28 = 28

>>18543115
fuck, forgot my lumberjackin' roll

rolled 22 = 22

Im a lumberjack...

>>18543079
Remember the time we had to work for a lumberjacking business in order to pay off our rent. Sadly I cannot conjure up another PTSD moment out of this. SOMEBODY TAKE IT AWAY~

rolled 78 = 78

>>18543119
this song fits us so well too.

>>18543035
>Souske returns
>the three of us are huddled together, the entire forest has burned to the ground around us.
>his mind is filled with fuck.

rolled 31 = 31

>>18543161
AND THEN HE RECTALLY VIOLATES US WITH HIS BOOT.

>>18543142
and that's ok, I sleep all night and I work all day~

What are we gonna do about rope? I watched a survivorman episode where he cut very thin slices of bark and wove them together, but that was with a tropical tree. These things are tough.

Gonna have to find vines or some shit.

rolled 48 = 48

>>18543185
We don't need rope. We can assemble it with slots and wedges, log cabin style.

>>18543185
we use the hair from our backs.

>>18543208
Thats actually feasible. If we build it right the transport should be able to travel over that quite nicely without having any problems.

>>18543262
Especially since with that kind of design, additional weight makes it MORE sturdy instead of less.

rolled 53 = 53

Come Charlene, let's show those fucking trees who the bitches are.

Someone needs to punch Sosuke. He's gone full on aspietard with this.

>>18543408
Seriously. We asked for this to learn gunplay, not wilderness survival. He should know this, considering he was the one who gave us our guns to begin with. And we were pretty explicit with him.

>>18543408
No he hasn't. He's just doing what Mao told him to do. You haven't seen Fumoffu, have you?

>>18543408
Maybe us. But we don't know what the others asked for. And they might need the survival and fitness training.

>>18543123
A knife. He gave you a knife to chop down trees with.
You chuckle. 'This is way easier than that time atleast.' you think to yourself.

As you work on the tree, Charlene taking off wedges of wood, you remember having had to fend for yourself in Aokigahara, the Sea of Trees at the base of Mt.Fuji.
You were dropped there by your 'uncle' your father entrusted you with one summer.
"Get me anything of value boy." the man said before he drone away in his black Pajero.
"If I come back for you and you have nothing, I will hang you in a tree. If I come back for you and you are dead, I will find your corpse and hang it in a tree."
It was 2 months until you saw him again.

You spent your time in that forest of the dead.
Collecting jewelry and cash from the departed.
You made sure to offer a quick prayer for their souls as you took the wallets from their discarded bags.

You were left there with nothing. No tools. No food. Just the clothes on your back.
On your third night there, huddled against a tree to protect yourself from the winds howling off the slopes of Fuji, you found a knife.

>>18543439
>>18543408
Souske knows what he's doing. We will be transformed into remorseless killing machines by the end of this. Didn't anyone watch/read Fumoffu?

>>18543408
>>18543439

Think of it this way, fellahs. At least we're getting training for when we can't use magic and are stuck in the wilderness. And really, did you honestly think it was going to be that easy?

>>18543469
This. We're not the only people here, and they could really benefit from Hell Day.

>>18543477
No.

>>18543475
Oh sweet PTSD. How I've missed you.

>>18543475
Oh fuck, 2 months in that fucking haunted forest?
Sweet Jesus I've seen pictures of that place.

>>18543477
Except we don't want to be remorseless killing machines, we are butler. That's BETTER then remorseless killing machines. We just wanted basic gun training, which we are NOT getting by cutting down a tree with a knife.

>>18543485
We have PTSD to take care of that.

We might have been better off finding Norman or Reginald. They'd teach us guns and keep it butler.

>>18543537
Sousuke is here and gone full drill sergeant mode however.

Really all of this will be useful since guns are a contingency thing where knives are our mainstay

>>18543544
Except we know knives pretty damn well already.

Wilderness survival is important to everyone.

Would we be any kind of butler if our ladies were stranded and we were unable to make any kind of shelter should we run out of majaik?

>>18543475
google image search...
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!! That shits fucked you could be walking along and ohh look a skeleton, and a rotted body, and some dude who killed himself just fucking now!

>>18543575
Pretty damn well
Sousuke knows military usage of knives as a master. He trained with all sorts of weapons from childhood in do or die situations.

We are good but we can learn lots about how to use them efficiently from him

>>18543590
It is also aside from the suicide culture, a beautiful forest which makes it kind of sadder

>>18543636
That doesn't change the fact that the ENTIRE POINT of this trip was to use the guns which we have ZERO skill with. Rather than honing our knife skills. Which we would have just done by sparring with Mike, as we have been.

rolled 23 = 23

>>18543713
If we can't use a knife effectively, what makes you think we should handle a gun?

Sousuke knows this shit, let's just trust him for now.

This is a TRUST exercise. TRUST him to be an effective teacher. he knows what he is doing. At least he can fake it well enough

>>18543636
Unless we're planning on shanking people, most of it is common sense. And hell in fighting most of it requires a stiletto-like knife to make it easier for stabbing and smooth cuts. Survival Knives are more common sense, general use. Flat back for hammering/pounding with a heavy stick to split wood, wide blade.

>>18543744
We can use a knife effectively. We've been sparring with Mike for almost all of Basic specifically training in knife fighting and fencing. The point is that the entire reason we asked him to go on this trip was for gun training. I'm confident that he'll get to it, I'm just saying this part, right here, right now, is not why we came here and we should look forward to the training that's actually for us.

>>18543713
How about
Trust the crazy fucker who knows how to handle almost every implement of death known to man, trust LG who is running this and get on with it.

Not everything in this revolves purely around Hayate and what he wants 24/7 sometimes it will be what is needed to build to what we want

It was a rusty folding knife. The handle was covered in moss, the blade stuck in the bark.
The previous owner used it to carve a message in the tree.
[Do not cry for me] it read.

You take the knife and give thanks to whoever left it there.
You used a stone to sharpen the knife through the night. The physical activity helped keep you warm.
By morning it had acquired a decent edge.

With that knife, and a pieces of flint you found off numerous broken lighters scattered around one pile of bones, you were able to start a fire.
WIth that knife, and a hammer you saw near a caved in skull, you were able to build a relatively warm shelter.
With that knife, and a walking stick you rummaged from a torn up tent, you were able to make a spear and hunt boar.

With that knife, you lived. With that knife, you survived.

You broke that knife near the end of your second month trying to cut down a man that hung himself from a tree with a length of chain.

You were unable to save him.

>>18543768
>Unless we're planning on shanking people, most of it is common sense.
HAHAHA no, knife fighting is some of the highest-skill, tensest fighting you'll ever find. And we're already damn good at it. Anyway, let's finish this bridge so we can go learn how to use a gun.

>>18543793
Shit. Right in the emotions.

>>18543798
Sorry, it appears I wasn't clear. I was saying that aside from that, general knife usage is common sense.

>>18543793
PTSD TRAIN COMING IN AT THE GATES.
WOOWOO!

>>18543793
>You broke that knife near the end of your second month trying to cut down a man that hung himself from a tree with a length of chain.

>You were unable to save him.

fuckin' a.

>>18543793
I find it odd that I feel more sadness for knife-kun than I do for the suicide guy.

>>18543439
We didn't do this for gunplay. We did this for TOUGHENING THE FUCK UP. And that's what we'll get.

>>18543793
>You were unable to save him.
That failure, it haunts us to this day, doesn't it?
Not only did we not save a man, but we broke the loyal knife which had been what essentially kept us alive for two months.

>>18543874
No, I'm pretty sure we did this for Gunplay.

>>18543874
No, we explicitly asked for it for the gunplay. Which I'm sure we're getting to. So let's finish this bridge, then man the fuck across it to basic firearms training.

>>18543876
Our entire life haunts us to this day.

You burried that man at sunrise.
The hammer you had breaking the lock he used to secure the chain to a branch.

After saying a prayer for him, and apologizing for being unable to save him, you marked his grave with a pile of stones with the broken knife on top.

A few days later, your 'uncle' and one of his men came to pick you up.
-------------------------------------------

During this journey into your memories, you made quick progress on the tree, soon enough, it fell.
Gai has also felled his tree, and has started on a second one.
Touma has chopped halfway through his and attempts to kick it down the rest of the way.

With the starting pieces for your bridge ready, you consider how you would build it.

HOW GET ACROSS RIVER?
MUST BE ABLE TO BEAR THAT APC YOU RODE IN ON.

>>18543877
finish building the bridge and get over it.
We asked Sousuke for some training, and this is how he knows how to train people. In general, just because someone is exceptionally good at something, doesn't necessarily mean they're great at teaching it.

>>18543439
FUCKIT, THIS IS HOW REAL MEN CAMP. IF YOU WANTED PANSY SHOOTING RANGES, YOU COULD FIND A SHOP TO RENT A PLACE LIKE THAT EASILY.

>waah we're not getting right to the shooting

Guys, we're not the only ones here. We'll learn to shoot, don't worry. But everyone else needs some stamina training, and this is it.

Calm down.

>>18543930
Notched wood so that they can interlock and support tresses. Easier if we have any rope so that we can lash the damn thing together.

>>18543930
Two large logs going across perpendicular to the river.

Across it we lay flattened log halves that will serve as the bed. With a ramp made of whatever's left and dirt.

>>18543930
Use a wedge-and-slot design, like building a log cabin. It will be sturdy and, unlike most designs, will get sturdier with added weight instead of weaker.

>>18543877
>>18543881
Guess I misremembered. We just didn't know what we were getting in to at the time.

>>18543930
How wide/deep is the river? How high are the banks? What kind of trees are we cutting? How wide is the APC's wheelbase and how much does it weigh?
You can't expect us to design a loadbearing structure without information like that.

>>18543886
Basically our entire life haunts our universe to this day.
When we stepped out of the universe all that unhappiness had to go somewhere

>>18543930
cut out dovetail slots in the logs/planks and build it cross layered. Build it on pyramid shaped bases so it can take the strain better

>>18543963
what this guy said

>>18543969
Oh, I'm fine with this. We'll get to the gunplay, I'm confident in that. I'm just making sure it's clear for the record that our intended purpose is learning to shoot bullets at things. The fact that we'll be picking up additional skills in the process is a sexy bonus on top of our main objective.

>>18543963

This sounds good, but if time does not allow it, then >>18543962 .

>>18543973
River is 20 feet wide.
5 feet deep at places.
banks are around a foot higher than the water's surface, rocky.

APC is 14 t. 6.1 m long . 2.65 m wide.

>BRB COOKING LUNCH

>>18544077
should we try to figure out making some kind of support in the middle? the whole APC is going to be over the water for part of it.

>>18544103
Maybe drop a pair of support pillars in the middle?

>>18544077
Engineerfags, assemble!
>>18544103
Yeah, definitely.

>>18544077
So the APC is only slightly shorter than the river is wide?
Make a bridge of standing logs on square bases dug into the river bank.

Cover the top with logs that have dovetail wedges to match the underside of our logs

>>18544103
Yes. Tresses yo.

The key is to always make triangles.

>>18544103
>5ft deep
>Gai chopping down 5ft diameter trees
We could just fill the whole river.

how strong is the river's current?

>>18544137
would still have to put a layer on top.
> I DO NOT WANT HER TO GET HER NEW TIRES WET.

>>18544152
That's where we use the trees we and Touma cut down.

rolled 15 = 15

Rolling to ford the river.

>>18544137
At which point the water levels would rise because we dammed it.

>>18544158
See >>18544152's
point.

put two posts in middle of river.
Use halved trees [large ones] to run across it.
Shoud take the weight easily enough

>>18544077
ok, just to clarify,
River is 20 FEET wide.
5 FEET deep at places.
banks are around a foot higher than the water's surface, rocky.

>APC is 14 feet tall, 6.1 meters long . 2.65 meters wide.
units correct Yes/no?

>>18544225
No, posts all across the river then trees on top, have them with wedges so that it won't move. APC's tear up road so we want to make sure we don't break our bridge

>>18544253
Agreed, which is why we use a slot-and-wedge design.

>>18544243
That's what he posted.
It means the APC is 18.3 feet long roughly

>>18544243
I think your units are wrong. the 14 looks like weight, not height. It looked like it was marked tons before.

>>18544269
Ah yeah 14 ton not 14 ft tall

>>18544243
>14 feet tall
14 tons you silly billy. It wouldn't be taller than it is long.

>>18544243
>>APC is 14 feet tall, 6.1 meters long . 2.65 meters wide.
>units correct Yes/no?

I think that was 14 tons, not 14 feet tall.
20 feet long, 8.7 feet wide

>>18544077
>APC
>Crossing a wooden bridge assembled without nails

Have we forgotten how much this thing weighs?

>>18544336
That's why we use a wedge and slot design.
It is possible, it just requires some planning

>>18544288
thank you for the correction Dr. Killinger
>>18544253
this is sounding like our best bet.

What if we just built a really sturdy wooden ramp and told him to back up 100 feet and gun the engine?

>>18544406
That would be hilarious. It probably wouldn't work, but it would be a good fail.

>>18544406
We get a combat boot suppository, most likely.

>>18544406
He said bridge. That is not a bridge. We'd just have to build another to get back, too.

>>18544406
Then we'd have to do that again on the way back

>>18544406
I'm guessing we would need majaik to propel the 30,000 lbs of metal across the river.

>>18544422
You'd be surprised what you can do with good foundations.

>>18544422
I dunno you get a decent speed up and hit a ramp in one of those I reckon you could clear 10 meters easily enough

>>18544429
>>18544444
we're raw recruits, not the friggen' A-Team.

>>18544444
This is a multi-ton military APC, not some sort of stuntbike.

>>18544454
Raw recruits...being asked to build a bridge out of trees in four hours that can hold an armored personnel carrier with only knives.

We're the friggin' A Team if we can actually pull this off.

>>18544469
Or IS it?

>>18544469
And they can get enough speed to go off a ramp to go the short gap this river spans.

A stunt bike could do it of a tiny ramp. This would be a bigass ramp and a long run up.

Anyway most likely we will use >>18544253 just I liked the idea of A-teaming it

Iunno, we're pretty close. Butler, kamen Rider, Living antimagic bomb.

You settle on a simple beam and post design.

After Gai chops down a couple of smaller trees while you and Touma prepared the ones you had felled.
You begin putting it together.

You wade into the river avoiding the deeper parts and hammer in 8 support posts.
Gai then divides his largest three into 4 beams.
each beam notched for two posts it will rest on.
The beams were then covered in lengths of halved trunks of the smaller trees perpendicularly.
Finally it was all tied together with strips of bark
Small ramps of earth on either end tidied it all up.

It was almost midnight when you finished.
The back breaking work making the three of you sweat like dogs.
Blisters, and bruises covered your hands.

Sousuke arrives on schedule with the APC.
Slowly rolling it through the wooded path.
Behind it walk the three that were assigned to catch dinner.

Wait... Three?
You look again. There's Kenji, a spear in hand.
Ken has a string of the things across his shoulder.
And the third guy comes into view through the darkness.

ROLL EM**

>Sousuke orders us to build a bridge
>"LOL LET'S JUST RAMP IT GUISE WHAT COULD GO WRONG"
Uh. Yeah. A stunt ramp is not a bridge.

rolled 77 = 77

>>18544583
Brock Sampson

rolled 96 = 96

>>18544583
SNAKE!

rolled 91 = 91

>>18544583
GTO as a special teacher consultant.

rolled 14 = 14

>>18544583
Keima.

>>18544583
Boo.

rolled 84 = 84

>>18544583
Keima, what are you doing here, Sousuke will eat you alive.

>>18544608
Which Snake? Naked, Solid, or Liquid?

>>18544623
Solid, older.

>>18544623
Naked, I want me some Big Boss.

>>18544623
Big Baws has Big Bawls.

>>18544623
I would rather it be Naked, his whole game was about hunting and survival after all.

Liquid would be pretty cool to have though

>>18544648
Agreed. Dat eye patch.

>SNAAAAAAKE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6mIFmYTEg8

rolled 1 = 1

Walking pair of tits.

>>18544689
What.

The.

Actual.

FUCK?

>>18544689
Dicegods confirmed for not taking your shit.

>>18544689
What the . .
What is this I dont even . .

GODDAMNIT DICE

>>18544689
OH GOD
SAN LOSS, NO ROLL, NO SAVE
WE WON'T NEED EYES WHERE WE'RE GOING

>>18544689
And now we die of boobs.

[x]RELOAD

Uh guys? This is a roll for person optin.
Worst we get is a random pair of tits walk past while Snake is about

rolled 74 = 74

>>18544583
For the sake of it: Keima

>>18544740
That wouldn't stop LG from it being a Bad End

>>18544740
We'll still get some HUEHUEHUE, though.

>>18544740
NOTHING STOPS THE HUE

rolled 4 = 4

>>18544583
Throwing another die for Keima

>>18544765
Now you're just pissing off the dice.

rolled 23 = 23

>>18544765
why the hell not.

>>18544689
He brought Tessa?! FUCK YES! That could be delicious HUE.

I wonder if LG is as distracted as I am.
>KY just started the damn battle of Mordor

rolled 69 = 69

>>18544774
We've already got HUE.
What's the worst that can happen?
Killed by Keima with boobs?

AND AGAIN!

It was a massive pair of tits.
They were HUGE.
Far larger than any tits you've seen before.
You just wanted to run up and hug them.
You wanted to sandwich yourself in between them.

You let go of all logic and go for it.
You ignore everyone else. THE TITS ARE WAITING.
You run at them with outstretched arms.

As you get to them, they took their huge beaks and pokced your eyes out.

HUEHUEHUE
BIRD END.

[x]reload

>>18544799
>As you get to them, they took their huge beaks and pokced your eyes out.
>BIRD END
HAHHAHAHAH

rolled 73 = 73

>>18544793
We've had worse, I'll admit.

>>18544799
We need a pair of giant boobies for minions now

>>18544836
To balance with the chest of the girls we have already?

>>18544799
>dem yeagertits

Those really are quite massive aren't they?

rolled 26 = 26

Shirou

>>18544867
Yes, yes they are.

Some Eiken pictures might have been more appropriate for this Hue, though.

It was Keima.
He was also dressed much like you were, his pants and arms covered in dirt and mud.
He also carried a string of flish.

Sousuke stops the APC just short of the bridge and steps out of the front hatch.
"VERY IMPRESSIVE LADIES. I WAS THINKING YOU MOUTHBREATHERS WOULD JSUT BUILD A RAMP AND JUST HAVE ME JUMP OVER THE RIVER. NOW WE GO FOR THE REAL TEST."
He tells you as he heads back inside.
His voice booms over the megaphones wired into the drivers compartment.
"NOW YOU FAGGOTS MARCH ACROSS WHILE I DRIVE IN BEHIND YOU. THE MOMENT THIS BRIDGE FAILS I WILL OPEN FIRE WITH THE MACHINE GUNS."

You do as he says and await on the other side.
Sousuke starts to slowly drive across the bridge.

ROLL FOR BRIDGE STRENGTH***

rolled 36 = 36

>>18544890
TIME TO DODGE BULLETS

rolled 44 = 44

>>18544890

>>18544890
If he kills us, the next 5 loops we brutally murder him the moment we see him.

rolled 78 = 78

>>18544890
I'm feeling capricious before sleep, let's see if the dice are as well.

rolled 46 = 46

>>18544890
rollan to not get shot at.

rolled 71 = 71

>>18544890
Rolling I guess

rolled 35 = 35

>>18544890

...Aw shit. This is going to end in tears.

rolled 90 = 90

don't worry guys, I got this.

rolled 48 = 48

>>18544890
Rolling for Tacoma Narrows.

rolled 56 = 56

>>18544890
Welp, here we go.

>>18544924
Yes, you do, apparently.

>>18544924
*golf clap*

rolled 56 = 56

>>18544890
Rollin

rolled 58 = 58

>>18544890
And I was hoping that the 96 would get us a Big Boss.

rolled 67 = 67

>>18544924
You do have it, well done.

rolled 50 = 50

>>18544890
Bridge must be strong like bull

rolled 5 = 5

>>18544925
>>18544915 here.
I want to see how LG can turn our wedge bridge into Galloping Gertie.

rolled 43 = 43

>>18544890
Okay.

>>18544851
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Booby
Also for this.
Delicious double meanings

rolled 77 = 77

>>18544925
Why would you do that?

>>18544969
Because I couldn't think of anything else vaguely amusing to say.

>>18544963
I dunno, I think some Tits would be better.

>>18545006
Which reminds me, how do the knockers look in our new house?

All this talk of tits made me realize, all our girls ARE very limited in the chest department.

Doesn't make us love them any less, but we need a girl with an impressive rack to fill out the family.

>>18545026
Give Nanoha a few years

>>18545026
>Nanoha
>Unimpressive rack

Just be patient.

>>18545026
Give Nanoha time.

>>18545026

Flat-chested girls are superior.

>>18545026
Patience, my friend.

>>18545026
Nabobs canonically has some giant knockers when
She's a bit older. By the time we're comfortable with boning her, her tits will be bigger than the rest of our girls put together.

>>18545047
Her eyes are fucking monstrous, what the hell Japan?

>>18545006
Well I just figure having boobies suits our classy style more than tits

Tits would be what Rance would have as minions

>>18545082
>Japan
Well, there's your answer, right there.

>>18545082

>>18545087
But tits look so much cooler than boobies. Then we could be besting Rance at his thing even more.

>>18545111
That is true as well.
We could get both eventually anyway

>>18545047
Okay, yeah, Nanoha's going to be on breastfeeding duties once kids start popping out.

>>18545163

Screw the kids, WE will be sucking on them

The wood creaks under the huge tires of the armored vehicle.
You see some of the binding snap.
Sagara takes his time driving across, the machine guns manned by grey bontas scanning the six of you back and forth.

A few more bindings snap.
The posts begin to crack.

>>18545205
...Goddamnit, that's my fetish.

rolled 33 = 33

>>18545212
Saving throw?

rolled 99 = 99

>>18545212
WITH MY DYING BREATH, I CURSE PERRINE!

>>18545262
I'm ok with this.

>>18545262
But she's never done anything to us. Not counting the time she almost skewered Jakob because we used him as a shield.

>>18545163
Nahona as wet nurse?

Eh, maybe. It's my understanding that boobs fill up and stay that way if you breastfeed,, but if you don't they shrink back down.

So letting the moms handle their own kid would result in a net increase of tittage across the board.

>>18545212
>lol accidentally the captcha.

Sousuke ignores these and continues to slowly drive across.
You and the rest of your team hold your breaths.

His front wheels finally reach the other side of the bank.

"OKAY. NOW FOLLOW ME TO OUR PREPREPARED CAMP, YOU FUCKING NUT LICKING COCK LOVERS. LAST ONE THERE IS SLEEPING ON THE GROUND."
He revs up his engine and blasts though the dirt path.

**ROLL FOR RUNNING**

>>18545262

rolled 13 = 13

>>18545297
RUN!

rolled 95 = 95

Offhand:
We can hope it holds enough anyways.
We can try to shore it up, somehow, before it crashes.
We can try to evade/distract the bonta-squad.
We can see just how much that ammo hurts/if they want us to dance should it fall.

Let's hope it's the first one.

rolled 12 = 12

>>18545297
LEG IT!

rolled 55 = 55

>>18545297
RUN FUCKERS RUN

rolled 55 = 55

>>18545297
Rolling.

wemustrunwemustrunwemustrun

rolled 42 = 42

>>18545297
Running running running!

>>18545300
I support this.

rolled 84 = 84

>>18545297
>sleeping on the ground

Oh, you know everyone's just going to have dirt anyways. This is just to see how much he can tire us out beforehand

rolled 45 = 45

>>18545297
and I ran...

rolled 71 = 71

>>18545330
i didn't run very far away

rolled 30 = 30

>>18545297
Lag behind, the ground is better than the cold concrete we used to sleep on anyway

>>18545300
Yeah, I agree with you here.

rolled 29 = 29

>>18545297
For running.
And also for making sure we don't leave people too far behind. ...I'm not entirely sure Keima will live through a full day of this.

rolled 44 = 44

>>18545297
Rolling to lose on purpose because we cannot stop being a fucking butler goddamn

rolled 31 = 31

gotta go fast

rolled 56 = 56

Rollan to princess carry Keima

You and the others begin to run.
As you charge in through the trees you hear a crash and a splash telling you that the bridge has fallen into the river.

You run behind Gai and Touma, the three others trailing behind you.

You arrive at the campsite shortly after you started. It was not more than 500 meters away.

You looks around to see a huge clearing in the middle of the forrest. On the far side, there are targets and dummies set up.
To the left, a stream, possibly flowing into the river.
In the middle stands what appears to be a huge obstacle course made of logs and barbed wire.

Sousuke was waiting for you by the fire when you arrived.
"FALL IN, MAGGOTS!" He shouts.
The three of you line up in front of him.
Ken and Keima catching up a few moments later.
Keniji trundles up with his glasses askew on his face.
"fucking trees won't get out of the way..." he says.
"KENJI. YOU ARE LAST. YOU WILL FORFEIT YOUR SLEEPING BAG. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?"
"Sir yes sir!" he answers.
"Now, lets get to preparing dinner." Sousuke telsl you as he takes the string of flish from Keima.

>>18545437
YOU DIDNT REFREEEEEEESH

well, dinner we can prepare no sweat.

Some kinda fish stew?

Gotta clean the fish first, though, duh. Get the scales off and the guts outs. If there's any root vegetables growing around, might use those. Alternatively, mushrooms. Season it with black pepper because fuck you that's why.

>>18545485
>Season it with black pepper because fuck you that's why.

And where are we getting the pepper?

>>18545437
We got this. Get some tubers, some natural herbs, some mushrooms and those flish, baby we've got a hearty stew.

>trees won't get out of the way

I smirked.

>>18545498
We look for a peppercorn plant. This is a magic forest, we might find a Toriko-esqe land with rivers of brandy and forests of king crab and grass made of bacon.

>>18545498
Well I guess we don't have to if there isn't any.

>>18545499
We probably don't even need to crack open a new PTSD, just keep running with the one we had when cutting down the tree.

>>18545437
Lets go Ray Mears up in this, we're going to turn wilderness survival into a gourmet food tasting.

>>18545516
>grass made of bacon
Where is this glorious place? Is it heaven?

rolled 9 = 9

Gotta cook fast.

rolled 81 = 81

>>18545581
Then I guess we cook slow.

>>18545581
>9
Looks like your flish...just got burned.

rolled 22 = 22

We are best chef!

Also I am wondering what Rance are we working off? Because I know he has a son and a daughter by Rance quest

Sousuke directs you on how to prepare and cook a flish each.
It was a weird creature. The body of a fish with wings and legs similar to a bird.
You quickly dress the creature, Gai and Touma also showing some proficiency in their tasks.
The other tree are far clumsier. Keima actually dropping his twice in the stream.

After gutting and scaling it, he had you skewer them with sticks and just put them up around the fire.

"OKAY MAGGOTS. WHILE WE WAIT FOR THE FLISH TO COOK, HOW ABOUT WE WORK UP AN APPETITE?"

He points to stack of short logs near the fire.
"NOW GO PICK UP ONE OF THOSE LOGS AND RUN THROUGH THAT OBSTACLE COURSE. YOU WILL EAT AFTER EVERYONE HAS FINISHED."
"Sir yes sir!"

You pick up a section log of about twelve pounds and head to the starting line.

YOu see a bunch of tires on the ground, a mudpit covered in barbed wire, a platform with a horizontal log to walk across, a ladder suspended over another mudpit, and a tall wall and some rope to climb up on.

"NOW BEGIN!" He says after he ascends the platform near the middle of the course.


You heft your log and face your first challenge, the tires.

*ROLL FOR TIRE STEPPIN'*
Easy one, beat a 50.

rolled 51 = 51

>>18545626

rolled 18 = 18

>>18545626
We're gonna fail so hard, some how.

rolled 62 = 62

>>18545626
Rolling

>>18545638
GOOD ENOUGH!

rolled 86 = 86

>>18545626
I would say we should trip but Hayate isn't really that clumsy

rolled 79 = 79

>>18545626
fail for the fail throne.

rolled 35 = 35

>>18545655
You're doing a lot better tonight, Lookout.

You beat the first obstacle easily enough, the tires not posing much of a hazzard.
YOu arrive at the mudpit.
"NOW CRAWL YOU MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKERS! CRAWL O NTHE GROUND LIKE THE WORMS THAT YOU ARE!"

*ROLL FOR CRAWLIN*
You must beat a 60 to avoid nicking yourself on the barbed wire

rolled 48 = 48

>>18545673
CRAWL, FILTH!

Your stamina for these things amazes me, LG. I can barely go for two hours with DWQ. Hats off, my man.

rolled 32 = 32

>>18545673
Rollan!

rolled 83 = 83

>>18545673
rollin

rolled 46 = 46

>>18545673
Whee, Barbed wire. Like we haven't had to go through worse before.

rolled 49 = 49

>>18545673
Crawl like we had to crawl away after we got our legs broken for dad's debts!

rolled 74 = 74

>>18545673
>Suddenly shitty rolls

TIME TO BLEED

>"What do you mean you're stuck like that?" They ask you. "I can't replicate the potion close enough for Ryuu to make a counter agent" #msq

Here's hoping Susan takes it better than I would. That shit'll take some getting used to. On the other hand, as a lesbian (kinda), she can pretty much extend her harem infinitely.

Also Kenji in that timeline is gonna flip shit.

>Twitter

Oh shit we never told Perrine about the camping trip and now she is walking into the lions' den.

>>18545684
It's becuase He's two [or more] guys.
Watch as he actually puts together a TSUNDER-RAY Quest to put into the time between 2200 and 0700 threads

>Hina and the girls sit around in your room. They are talking and doing other random girly shit. There's a knock on the door. #msq

>She walks down the hallway, her heart racing. she passes door after door till she arrives at her destination. She knocks #msq

OH SHIT

Frenchy or Susan? PLACE YOUR BETS

>>18545744
Perrine.

Susan shows up while we're in the room.

>>18545744
According to past twitters, this will be Perrine.

>"Are you okay?" Ursula asks. "I- I'm not sure." You tell them honestly. "I'm not sure." Your lips begin to quiver. They give you a hug #msq

I think LG is mixing Susan talking to the girls with Perrine coming to visit.

>>18545738

Oh... I see.

I am disillusioned. I hope he doesn't plug a third Quest spot up. It's hard enough to get some time in when MSQ isn't up.

>>18545754
>>18545760

And according to earlier thread posts, the first time we were supposed to meet teenage Nanoha was after she got back from her first assignment. That's already been changed.

Well it'll give Perrine the chance to have the "girl talk" that all newcomers have to have before getting in.

I hope Erica doesn't give her the third degree though.

You crawl through the mud.
Pushing the log in front of you with your hands.
Your clothes get hooked a few times, but you manage to twist free.
The cool wet earth feels good on your tired body.

You get to the other side a few minutes later, and climb the ramp up to the platform and the horizontal log waiting for you.

Sousuke gives the log a kick and sends it spinning.
"OAKY YOU FAGGOTS, YOU GOT THIS FAR. NOW I WANT YOU TO GET ACROSS THIS LOG WITHOUT FALLING! MOVE MOVE MOVE!"

You put a foot on the log.
**ROLL FOR BALANCE**
You must beat a 70.

rolled 12 = 12

>>18545804
He is joking. It came because someone was spamming the KY thread.

>>18545809
LG said his tweets are all possible futures or possible events until we actually encounter them in thread.

Doesn't stop most of them being true just until we reach it nothing is set in stone

rolled 49 = 49

>>18545826
Ass over teakettle, as it were.

rolled 47 = 47

>>18545826
FUCK THE DICE GODS

rolled 51 = 51

>>18545826
Rollan for log Rollan!

>>18545826
Rolling

rolled 93 = 93

>>18545826
'leaf on the wind' time.

rolled 56 = 56

>>18545826
I don't think we can pull up ant PTSD about this..
Unless we got locked in a logging mill and had to roll a log down stream to escape

rolled 96 = 96

>>18545826

Let's get down to business~!

rolled 5 = 5

>>18545849
Huh, thought it was there.

>>18545850
Who are you and what have you done with lookout?
Your rolls are too good to truly be him

rolled 43 = 43

>>18545860
To defeat the huns~!

rolled 98 = 98

>>18545850
Watch how I take a giant ass spear to the chest?

rolled 81 = 81

>>18545871
Did they send me daughter~

>>18545866
yeah, i've been in a slump recently, but check back to after the fight against Caster, see who made Erica admit to losing the bet.
>>18545872
flawless timing.

rolled 56 = 56

I'm never gonna catch my breath!
Say goodbye to those who knew me!
Boy was I a fool in school for cutting gym!

This guy's got 'em scared to death!
Hope he doesn't see right through me!
Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!

>>18545839
YOu manage to make it halfway across the log before the mud on your soles make you slip and fall.

You plummet 10 feet into the deeper pit of mud put there to catch you.
"SHAKE IT OFF AND GET BACK UP HERE!" Sousuke yells down at you as Gai makes his way across.

YOu get out of the mud and climb the platform once again.
*ROLL FOR BALANCE*
YOU MUST BEAT A 75
[previous fall has shaken you a bit, also you are now heavier due to more mud]

>>18545895
Yeah I know that just seems funny.
The dice are so tsundere for you, we all owe you a great debt for getting us to play through death by frills

rolled 31 = 31

>>18545903
Rolling

rolled 9 = 9

>>18545903

Bullshit, you said nothing about taking the first roll!

rolled 28 = 28

>>18545903
Wait, fuck, you're only taking the first roll? You gotta tell us that shit!

rolled 94 = 94

Nothing can defeat my burning spirit!

rolled 100 = 100

>>18545903
Nice ignore the two good rolls for the one unrelated roll.
See if we can make it this time

rolled 81 = 81

>>18545903
>*ROLL FOR BALANCE*
>YOU MUST BEAT A 75
Damnit, and we had three 90+.

rolled 98 = 98

>>18545903
We are so fucked!

rolled 21 = 21

>>18545920
>unrelated roll
>first roll

What is a test you guys?

rolled 88 = 88

>>18545920
Oh boy!

>>18545933
Unless he specifies, we usually get to spam rolls until we get something good.

I think we can stop wasting the good rolls now

>>18545941
Maybe Miko is more/less strict?

>>18545941
Well generally he goes off best of first five but he is the GM of this so he chooses

>>18545933
First roll is the first post with a roll that links back to the post asking for a roll.
An unrelated roll is someone forgetting to take the diceroller out of their email field.

>>18545947
Nah I don't think it is Mikogear right now

>>18545959
Though if we went by that, and that 12 had been a 100, someone would be whining that he DIDN'T take it.

>>18545920
So are we waltzing or tap dancing our way across?

>>18545987
>someone would be whining that he DIDN'T take it.
Well, it's 4chan. What do you expect?

>>18546008
Since we're covered in mud...we're skating across.

rolled 47 = 47

>>18545959
No, "first roll" is the first roll following his post, reference or not. Still, would have been considerate if he'd said it wold be first post.

He might also have decided to go with a failed roll like he sometimes does.

You shake off some of the mud on you and allow Kenji to go on ahead.
For a legally blind person with his glasses caked in mud, he took that log like it was nothing.

You then step back on the log. YOu steady your weight on your shoulders and walk across.
You make sure to stay on an imaginary center line to keep it from rolling.
You made it across this time.
"NOW HANG BY YOUR ARMS AND CLIMB DOWN TO THE GROUND YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!"
Sagara tells you as you face the diagonally suspended ladder.
You place your log section between your legs and grab the first rung of many.

***ROLL FOR ARM STRENGTH.***

rolled 83 = 83

>>18546080

rolled 52 = 52

>>18546080
Rolling

rolled 39 = 39

>>18546080
Use those girly little arms! We can spar with a gorilla this is nothng

rolled 3 = 3

>>18546080
I kinda hope I'm not first, considering my recent rolls.

rolled 46 = 46

>>18546080
Like we need to roll for this.

rolled 97 = 97

>>18546080

Rolling like the stones.

>>18546080
CLIMB, FILTH!

rolled 57 = 57

>>18546080
Rolling.
Link related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSHr4ubuD64

>>18546106
forgot mah roll, but i guess>>18546104 makes that unnessecary

>>18546080

rolled 27 = 27

>>18546080
We are strong, like moose!

After the fifth rung or so, you feel your fingers slipping.
"I WILL EAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND IF YOU FALL OFF! I WILL EAT YOUR SISTER! I WILL EAT YOUR CAT! HANG IN THERE AND GET TO THE GROUND!"

You tighten your grip and continue down.
Once your feet touch the ground you jog up to the wall and look up at it.
It's gonna be a long climb, aroudn fifty feet or so.

"NOW DROP THE LOG AND SCRAMBLE UP THERE LIKE YOUR ASS IS ON FIRE! GO! GO! GO!"

*ROLL FOR ROPE CLIMBIN*
You must beat an 80 after how tired your arms are by this point in time

rolled 90 = 90

>>18546279
First roll, or not?

>>18546286
Answered your own question there

>>18546286
>must beat 80
>get 90 on first roll
Thanks Udz.

>>18546286
jolly well done.

>>18546286
At this point it doesn't really matter does it.

>>18546286
First roll, apparently.

>>18546286
Nice one Udz

rolled 6 = 6

>>18546279
A wild nat 1 suddenly appeared?

>>18546326
Close, but no cigar.

>>18546326
Oh hush.

>>18546326
no flish for you

You grip the rope with both hands and climb.
It was much easier than you had expected.
The reason being you didnt have to worry about that log anymore.

Ypu get to the top, and look down. There's nothing but a long drop into another pool of mud awaiting you.

"NOW JUMP YOU FUCKER. JUMP LIKE THE THE UNTRAINED PIECE OF SHIT THAT YOU ARE!"
You jump.

-------------------------------

You are now Huddled around the campfire for warmth.
The mud slowly drying on your clothes and skin.
"I SUGGEST YOU GET SOME BEAUTYSLEEP AFTER DINNER, YOU BUNCH OF QUEERS. NO MORE WARM-UPS. TOMORROW WE ARE DOING THE REAL SHIT. WAKE UP CALL AT 05:00. I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE FOOT IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES TO WAKE YOU UP." Sagara tells you all.

--------------------------------
It's around 1 am.
Your sleeping bags are arranged around the now smaller fire.
Noone seems to want to go to bed yet.
Sagara has walked off into the forest with his bontas for reasons unknown.


WAT DO?

>>18546440
We SHOULD try and sleep. Say, "This isn't exactly what I was expecting. How about you guys?"

>>18546440
Suggest we set a watch in case Sagara tries to ambush us in the night.

Half hour shifts, somehow fairly determine order.

>>18546440
Dare Kenji to track down Sagara.

>>18546440
Directed at Keima and Ken.
"I never figured you guys to be the type to come out to the mountains to get beat on by Sagara."

rolled 25 = 25

>>18546440
set a watch rotation for Sagaras upcoming entirely predictable nighttime ambush, then go to sleep.

>>18546440

May as well catch some sleep, but be wary of what he's planning with those Bontakuns.

>>18546457
This is good plan. Plus we are down one sleeping bag so we can rotate.

>>18546465
This.

>>18546457
very good idea.

>>18546457
Half hour is too short, man. People won't be able to sleep for shit. Full hour shifts is good though.

>>18546499
There's six of us, though.
Us, Gai, Touma, Kenji, Keima, and Copycat Ken.

>>18546457
I agree, but make it a full hour.

>>18546499
Six of us. 40 minutes.

>>18546513
>>18546505
yeah my math was off. it's late, I'm tired.

Let's pull our sleeping bag into a tree and make it into a hammock.

Fuck sleeping on the ground. Sagara will get us for sure.

"Guys. I don;t like the idea of Sosuke walking off into the woods and leaving us here." you begin to tell them.
"You too huh?" Touma asks.
"Yeah. He might have an ambush aimed for us sometime in the middle of the night."
"And? What are we gonna do about it?" Kenji asks you.
"I was thinking we take turns keeping watch. 40 minutes each. It would work well, since we are down one sleeping bag at the moment.
We draw lots for the order. What do you guys think?"
"Sure." Touma
"Okay." Kenji
"I agree" Gai
"Fine." Keima
"I dont want him shooting my foot." Ken.

You prepare the lots and you all draw.

**Rollem. 1d6.**
FIRST ROLL ONLY

>>18546528
>implying he won't shoot the hammock down come 0500, using gravity to wake us up, then shooting us in the foot for good measure.

rolled 6 = 6

>>18546554
derp

rolled 2 = 2

>>18546554

>>18546566
Nice, last watch.

>>18546566
double great success. That means, barring an ambush, we get uninterrupted sleep.

>>18546566
Fuck yeah last watch.

Not gettin shot in the foot today, no sir.

>>18546566
So were the last?
Good, that will give us uninterrupted sleep, baring Sagara ambush

inb4 we have to roll to turn off our swag tonight.

YOu pick the last watch.
Kenji takes the first.
Touma after him.
Ken third.
Gai fourth.
And Keima is fifth.
"Okay Kenji, Shift ends in forty minutes. Keep your eyes peeled." you tell him.
"Dude. I HAVE EYES LIKE A HAWK."
The rest of you slip into the bags as he sits on a log playing with his knife.

**GIVE ME A ROLL**

rolled 53 = 53

>>18546632
He's gonna cut off his fingers isn't he.

rolled 96 = 96

>>18546632
Kenji's getting pwned, isn't he?

rolled 60 = 60

...

rolled 41 = 41

>>18546632
I think I've used my luck for the night. Oh well.