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    231 KB Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)06:25 No.18637014  
    Denizens of /tg/, I have paid with my blood and my sweat, and in return the forge granted me a most glorious boon!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)06:26 No.18637022
    ..Is that an axe ductaped to a sword?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)06:27 No.18637024
    Machete with executioner crap axe and another stainless steel knife.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)06:27 No.18637026
    >>18637022
    I think there's also a knife taped to it. I am disappoint
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)06:27 No.18637028
    >>18637014
    PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)06:28 No.18637032
    a successful fey mood? it menaces with spikes of steel?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)06:29 No.18637037
    >>18637022
    >ductaped

    It is Electrical tape. It provides a resistance bonus against lightning attacks.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)06:33 No.18637064
    Glue a bow to it too, so you can get some range attacks in there.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)06:37 No.18637085
    >>18637064
    And shields all around for protection
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)06:40 No.18637103
    >>18637064
    Sadly I do not own a bow, my roommate has a Judge and a few shotguns though, but they're in his room and he tends to sleep at 6:30am.

    >>18637085
    I don't have shield either.

    Be right back. Looking in the garage for a hubcap.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)06:45 No.18637124
    I have a feeling someone is going to get seriously hurt during the course of this thread.

    Excellent.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)06:53 No.18637158
    >>18637103
    Ductape the ladder in the background to the sword.

    It'll give you the high ground!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)06:55 No.18637164
    >>18637158
    Oh god I can't stop laughing.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)06:56 No.18637168
    >>18637158
    And a deodorant can + lighter.

    It'll let you cast flaming hands.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)06:57 No.18637176
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    >>18637158
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)07:10 No.18637225
    Be sure to wear that crate on your head. You could use the +3 def bonus when wielding that thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)07:10 No.18637226
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    >>18637158
    Thank you wise Sage. With your help I was able to vanquish the bright demon from my abode.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)07:12 No.18637236
    >>18637226
    weknightnow.jpg
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)07:13 No.18637241
    >>18637226
    Attach the demon's carcass to the hilt of your weapon so as to make it a flailswordaxeknife.

    T'will be spoken of in legends!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)07:32 No.18637317
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    >>18637241
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)07:34 No.18637322
    >>18637317
    USE SHEEPSKIN HAT

    on

    HELMET

    For Cold resistance and Charisma bonuses.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)07:35 No.18637328
    >>18637317
    I NOTICE A HOOK ON THE COUCH!

    TAPE IT ON! TAPE IT OOOONNNNNNNN!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)07:44 No.18637354
    >this_nigga.jpg
    >> Glüd Hive Mind 04/09/12(Mon)07:46 No.18637366
    >>18637014
    >>18637226
    >>18637317


    You are my hero.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)07:48 No.18637372
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    >>18637322
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)07:48 No.18637374
    >>18637372
    You have reached max level.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)07:49 No.18637379
    >>18637372
    IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, I BESTOW UPON YOU THIS THEME SONG.

    CARRY IT WITH YOU ALWAYS.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQIOhwl1IgM&context=C45ceb83ADvjVQa1PpcFOeA1vnaT95SAI6jHjKTcB7fAY
    YC0vySow=
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)07:51 No.18637388
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    >>18637372
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)07:52 No.18637389
    This is the last true hero of /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)07:54 No.18637401
    Now put everything in the bag in >>18637317
    for easy transport
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)07:55 No.18637405
    >>18637372
    wear that green towel as a cape then stand on the ladder for dramatic purposes
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)07:58 No.18637410
    This made being awake at 8 am completely worth it.
    Go, OP. Hurry to battle the darkness, so that your story may live forever in songs of legend.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)08:03 No.18637426
    Sir Axeflailswordknife of the Gray Plains, you are a knight amongst men.

    >oath. uaryde
    Find your mighty steed and go forth to fulfill your holy oaths!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)08:04 No.18637431
    Valiant Knight, you are the shining beacon of hope in this dark age we find our selves living within. I implore you to add blessed candles to thine armour, in order to better vanquish the undead.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)08:07 No.18637439
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    Pictured: OP
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)08:08 No.18637447
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    Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)08:10 No.18637456
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    Take me on an adventure, OP.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)08:10 No.18637458
    This weapon is highly impractical.
    2/10 would not swing.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)08:11 No.18637463
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    >>18637401
    I take utmost care of my weapons. They travel in style.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)08:12 No.18637472
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    >>18637463
    WE RIDE
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)08:12 No.18637476
    >>18637458
    Look sirs! A knave, who thinks he knows the ways of knights and lords!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)08:13 No.18637480
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    >>18637405
    I'll do you one better my good man.

    For the sun has risen, the moon has set, and as the demons of the night rest so too do I. But a Protectors job is never finished.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)08:13 No.18637483
    >>18637458
    Do not listen to this peasant rabble sir knight.
    Your deliverer of justice is surely a workf of perfection.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)08:13 No.18637484
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    >>18637463
    You got something in the guitar case?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)08:15 No.18637488
    >>18637480
    I dare you to go outside like that. Go outside and tell people you'r fighting demons.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)08:18 No.18637495
    OP, I hate you so very much for making me laugh this hard deep down inside.

    Now I have to poop. Thanks asshole.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)08:19 No.18637504
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    i mak da pictoors
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)08:19 No.18637505
    >>18637495
    >Now I have to poop. Thanks asshole.

    That's just the evil leaving your body.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)08:19 No.18637506
    >tape a knife to a sword
    >the sword now has a bayonet
    >itsfullofstars.jpg
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)08:27 No.18637526
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    >take three month hiatus from 4chan
    >see this thread on page 0
    I once received a gift from someone on /tg/ and I pass it onto you, as it is the only honorific I have. Take it and use it in good health.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)08:41 No.18637566
    Archived, so our children's children may know of your greatness anon.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)08:41 No.18637569
    OP. I am in need of a cup to protect my soft manbits.

    I would like to commission you for the job.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)08:42 No.18637571
    Are you god?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)08:45 No.18637588
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    >>18637571
    ... Yes?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)08:46 No.18637591
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    Someone archive this moment of glory!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)08:47 No.18637604
    BRILLIANT!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)08:50 No.18637621
    Already in the archieves.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)08:56 No.18637655
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    I am not worthy!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)09:14 No.18637740
    >>18637655
    I'mma need to borrow that.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)10:41 No.18638212
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    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)16:30 No.18641320
    bump
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)16:35 No.18641371
    What's the medieval equivalent to "operator?" Because OP certainly is one.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)16:37 No.18641388
    >>18641371
    I believe the term is Grognard.

    OP, you're my hero.
    >> 008 04/09/12(Mon)17:11 No.18641818
    This is amazing.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)17:17 No.18641896
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    >This thread.

    I think I love you OP.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)17:24 No.18641971
    I love you /tg/,more than anything.

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