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Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)08:58 No.18665269

I just joined an "Adult" server on NWN 2 for funsies.

Jesus.christ.

Any PnP stories regarding "adult" content. In my experience they're always weird cranked up to 11.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:00 No.18665278 File: 1334149241.jpg-(23 KB, 406x358, 1328515527265.jpg) What server?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:03 No.18665292 >>18665278 Kingdom of Haven. NwN 2. It is also one of the most populated servers. You can walk around with your cock out. Let that set the tone.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:06 No.18665306 >>18665292 So its like FR meets second life?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:06 No.18665307 >>18665292 So, a normal day in Harlem, then.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:07 No.18665313 File: 1334149641.gif-(646 KB, 295x221, 1331473179727.gif) >>18665292 >You can walk around with your cock out.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:09 No.18665322 I can post IG pics if you like?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:10 No.18665327 >world of tanks >oh hey it's got a training mode >a bunch of shit about pets and cops and robbers and shit >what the fuck

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:15 No.18665355 File: 1334150144.png-(504 KB, 850x519, Happy Harry.png) Meet Harry Partridge. Defender of Tyr! Behold his phalus!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:19 No.18665382 File: 1334150354.png-(431 KB, 500x456, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18665355 The Adventure begins! This looks like a good place to start!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:20 No.18665392 File: 1334150452.png-(732 KB, 903x549, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18665382 How boring! The place is empty!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:24 No.18665416 File: 1334150665.png-(509 KB, 772x459, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18665392 Aha! An Inn! With people! Still nothing interesting however!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:24 No.18665417 >>18665392 We'll go to very distant Lands

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:26 No.18665440 VENTURE TO THE ISLAND OF GRINDING FOR XP

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:27 No.18665448 I used to go to the NWN version of these. The amount of half-dragon half-cat half-vampires was amazing.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:31 No.18665469 File: 1334151066.png-(580 KB, 983x568, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18665440 Very well! Off we go!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:33 No.18665490 File: 1334151200.png-(1013 KB, 999x604, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18665469 Oddly, not much happening here either. Hmm!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:33 No.18665493 NWN2 has horrible everything. Horrible camera, horrible interface, horrible editor and everything is made out of plastic. Why didn't they just reuse the NWN engine?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:35 No.18665504 Where are all the peoples? Find them! FIND THEM AND SMITE THEM WITH YOUR MIGHTY PHALLUS!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:37 No.18665522 File: 1334151445.png-(944 KB, 1210x548, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18665490 Well this sets the tone better than I ever could've!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:39 No.18665539 >>18665522 >all those reds What a casual.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:41 No.18665553 /tg/ Crusade? Yay Nay?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:44 No.18665566 >>18665553 Yay. If I had a copy of NWN2, I'd join in, but instead all I can do is cheer on from the sidelines.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:45 No.18665569 File: 1334151908.png-(624 KB, 822x463, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18665522 A sexy altercation? Who knows!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:45 No.18665571 >>18665553 Yay! But can one get this NwN2 for free?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:46 No.18665578 >>18665571 >>18665566 Nwn 2's CD verification server has been offline for like a year? Just "get hold" of a copy. It'd have to be all expansions though.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:48 No.18665587 This is about the third or fourth thread I've seen in the last week involving NWN2, and I'm just in the middle of a replay myself. What the hell, guys? Has the mind-worm infestation truly spread so far?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:49 No.18665595 File: 1334152160.png-(698 KB, 941x517, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18665569 Seems many people are at a place called, "The Silver Dagger Inn". I MUST FIND IT!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:50 No.18665601 Op, are there more people around than just what you're screencapping? If so, /tg/ should colonize it..if not, /tg/ should colonize it!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:52 No.18665615 File: 1334152346.png-(496 KB, 799x544, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18665601 Over thirty!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:52 No.18665617 >>18665578 is u serious? I lost my copy of the maingame, but if that's the case I may still be able to have some of this 'fun' people keep talking about.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:53 No.18665624 >>18665578 Any links to where we might "get a hold" of this? Checked /rs/ and nothing

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:53 No.18665625 >being able to walk around with your cock out >not playing a bard Contemptible showing.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:56 No.18665637 File: 1334152565.png-(567 KB, 722x614, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18665615 Looks like we need to get FRISKY!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:56 No.18665641 File: 1334152615.png-(594 KB, 942x442, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18665637

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:58 No.18665644 File: 1334152687.png-(546 KB, 676x554, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18665641 What's this?!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:58 No.18665645 >>18665641 >Not being in a FFMM relationship looking for more >Not being MTFTM transgender >Not being pansexual >Not being EVERYTHING.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:58 No.18665646 >>18665624 Welcome to the internet. http://www.utorrent.com/

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:59 No.18665651 >>18665646 >utorrent Enjoy your botnet

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:59 No.18665652 File: 1334152752.png-(374 KB, 544x400, 1329635016623.png) >>18665644

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:59 No.18665653 >comeongrapyourfriends >come on grap your friends >come on >grap >your friends >grap them >grap WHY DOES THIS BOTHER ME SO MUCH?!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)09:59 No.18665657 File: 1334152786.png-(905 KB, 1300x493, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18665644

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:00 No.18665662 >>18665624 It's Neverwinter Nights 2...Gold, I guess. Usual vidya-torrent sites should be well-appointed. If you're feeling coin-laden, £20 will get you all the Neverwinter Nights games (1, 2, all the official xpacks) on Gamersgate.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:00 No.18665665 >>18665645 Reminds me of what counted for "RP" in WoW. You know what I'm talking about.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:01 No.18665669 >>18665665 Fucking Steamwheedle Cartel, Goldshire was a nice neighbourhood before you turned up.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:02 No.18665674 >>18665657 Is that Seibah?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:03 No.18665679 >>18665644 >see dinosaur >i know where this is going

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:03 No.18665680 >>18665669 I'm more concerned about the massive overpopulation of half-demon bastard children of every heroic figure in the history of Azeroth, all of which appear female but apparently have at least one phallus that would make a horse think he was small.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:03 No.18665685 File: 1334153030.png-(762 KB, 1008x527, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18665657

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:04 No.18665690 File: 1334153054.jpg-(63 KB, 416x449, typical wow roleplaying.jpg) >>18665665 What are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:05 No.18665693 File: 1334153102.png-(1.03 MB, 1317x594, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18665685 WOAH TRANSVESTITE BACK OFF!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:05 No.18665696 >>18665685 Wait is she hissing OH GOD IT'S A YUAN-TI PUREBLOOD SMITE IT SMITE IT SMITE IT

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:05 No.18665697 >>18665690 If only the ones I had seen were all that tame.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:08 No.18665711 >>18665693 >this picture is perfectly accurate except I have black hair and am a lizard

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:08 No.18665712 >>18665693 >being unsettled by a dickgirl What are you, some kind of faggot?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:08 No.18665713 >>18665693 >find evil >detect evil >smite evil >find evil >detect evil >smite evil THE PALADIN MACHINE HAS NO BRAKES

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:08 No.18665715 >>18665693 >everything is green Ha. You nail that dickgirl like a proper man, son.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:08 No.18665717 >>18665693 >((Everything is green.)) oh fuck, why did I laugh

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:09 No.18665723 File: 1334153347.png-(821 KB, 1152x506, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18665693

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:09 No.18665727 >>18665711 >this picture is perfectly accurate except completely different than what I'm roleplaying [it's a nice picture though isn't it?]

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:10 No.18665733 WE ALL ROLL PALADINS OF THE EMPEROR AND CLEANSE THIS WORLD OF THE WITCH, THE MUTANT, THE HERETIC

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:10 No.18665735 >>18665665 Hey, it's better than their private RP servers with kids who think they're awesome by badly ripping off 40k characters.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:10 No.18665736 File: 1334153450.png-(833 KB, 1215x498, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18665723

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:11 No.18665744 >>18665736 Sure. Your "face".

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:12 No.18665751 >>18665522 Well i don't see whats wrong i don't really know why they are playing that character on an adult serv- OH MY GOD. THEY MADE ALL THAT INNOCENCE JUST SO THEY COULD CORRUPT IT? WHYYYY This must be the kind of person that fucks their own children...

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:12 No.18665752 File: 1334153562.jpg-(106 KB, 447x442, You're Awesome.jpg) >>18665713 MY FUCKING SIDES.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:12 No.18665754 >>18665736 shitshitshitshitshit yuan-ti dude! yuan...FUCKING...ti snakepeople! cleave and smite! maybe fuck AND SMITE

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:12 No.18665755 File: 1334153575.png-(855 KB, 1158x520, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18665736

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:13 No.18665756 >>18665735 >implying running around shouting "PURGE THE UNCLEAN" while committing violent acts is not fun HERETIC!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:13 No.18665759 >>18665736 >>18665744 >licking my face >not going straight for the obvious porn trope This is actually a green flag.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:13 No.18665761 File: 1334153628.jpg-(357 KB, 1143x1303, aasimar dragon sorceress.jpg) So, who wants to mass-join a decent server? I'm seriously in the mood for some good role playing now.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:14 No.18665769 >>18665733 >just paladin Son you are smalltime what you need is some motherfucking Iron/Obsidian Sorcerors and/or Eldritch Paladins of Candlekeep up in this bitch.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:14 No.18665771 >>18665761 Well, give me about 19 hours to Torrent it and I'm game

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:15 No.18665772 Waiting for imminent dino-on-human-on-yuanti futa threesome.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:15 No.18665774 >>18665736 >Sshe found me, I woke in a jungle with Caile licking my fassse >Kari458 has left It's... beautiful.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:15 No.18665776 What the balls is this red, yellow, green shit? Is it simply "yes", "maybe", and "no"?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:15 No.18665779 >>18665761 ORDER OF AASIMER PALADINS WHO ARE PURE AND CHASTE ANYONE?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:15 No.18665783 >>18665761 >good roleplaying Best you can get is disrupting the locals and shouting 40k phrases

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:15 No.18665785 >>18665759 I was honestly expecting them to say they met by fucking too. Maybe... maybe its just a pet. MAYBE THEY DON'T HAVE SEX WITH THE LIZARD?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:17 No.18665794 >>18665785 ...not having sex with the lizard...? I...I don't think I understand what you are trying to say

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:17 No.18665796 >>18665776 If they're following S&M conventions, then yes.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:17 No.18665798 >>18665771 Good god man, where?!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:17 No.18665803 >>18665771 >>18665779 >>18665761 I'm down, but can't find a Zehir torrent. Anyone quicken this up for me?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:17 No.18665804 >>18665776 Basically. I don't know where white fits in though. >>18665751 >corrupting her >not even allowing her to be enslaved and forced to be a whore Step it up, nigger.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:18 No.18665805 File: 1334153882.jpg-(123 KB, 434x816, 40kbooneaz.jpg) >>18665751 Delicious...is it not?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:18 No.18665812 >>18665794 I just, i just don't know. Its just that, maybe its just an emotional bond and they don't fuck. Maybe its just like a really important pet. Maybe its... a decent roleplaying tool. A way to explore the character or something.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:18 No.18665813 File: 1334153936.png-(809 KB, 1088x523, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18665755

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:19 No.18665815 >>18665785 >yuan-ti >not having sex with the lizard Son, if you actually believe this for even a second, I have some lovely beachfront property on the Thaymount you might be interested in.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:19 No.18665820 >>18665798 Australia, it's 10PM and I have a 3GB cap. Gotta wait to use net at work. Nobody actually has speeds quite that bad. I hope.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:19 No.18665821 >>18665804 Wait thats a list of the "I won't do"? I thought it was preferences.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:20 No.18665823 OP FAST-FORWARD TO SEX SCENE

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:20 No.18665828 >>18665813 Stop the foreplay and get busy goddamit!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:20 No.18665830 >>18665813 Harry Partridge: ACE REPORTER!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:21 No.18665831 >>18665821 Red is "Don't you fucking dare", Yellow is "Maybe but stop if I freak out" and green is "More whippings please"

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:21 No.18665832 >>18665804 Guy probably thought that was a list of Dos, rather than Don'ts.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:21 No.18665834 >>18665820 Was hoping for a link to said torrent/download

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:22 No.18665836 >>18665815 I don't know what to believe any more. I don't know right from wrong, i don't know myself, I'm not even sure of my religion any more. She... she doesn't fuck the lizard. This changes everything.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:22 No.18665838 File: 1334154131.png-(748 KB, 890x565, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18665813

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:22 No.18665839 >>18665821 It's all under red so yes.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:22 No.18665843 >>18665834 TPB, 3550475

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:23 No.18665845 >>18665838 A CHALLENGER FOR HER AFFECTIONS, DUEL HIM IMMEDIATELY AND WIN HER HEART.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:24 No.18665855 Jesus /tg/, I've got an army to build and you distract me with the prospect of yuan-ti cawkrobatics.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:25 No.18665856 1. Join adult RP server 2. Buy up bunch of slaves 3. Bring them all over to your estate 4. Have them work on your plantation 5. ??? 6. PROFIT!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:25 No.18665860 File: 1334154355.png-(1.2 MB, 1245x642, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18665838 >>18665845 >HER AFFECTIONS Hate to break it to you son...

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:25 No.18665861 So... Anyone mind if I have rainbow colored hair?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:27 No.18665875 >>18665861 That depends, do you see any hovercars?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:28 No.18665883 >>18665875 Pretend that I said yes...

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:28 No.18665887 >>18665860 Dick or not, you know what i meant. Or is something going on in that picture I'm not seeing.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:28 No.18665888 File: 1334154538.png-(905 KB, 999x587, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18665860 HEREEEEEEE'S SATAN!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:29 No.18665890 >>18665860 Show this to /r9k/

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:29 No.18665891 >>18665888 WHAT ARE ITS FETISHES?!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:30 No.18665895 >>18665843 Isn't that just the base game?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:30 No.18665897 >>18665891 If fucking a lizard is on there i will be heartbroken.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:31 No.18665906 File: 1334154694.png-(805 KB, 984x528, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18665888 SUDDENLY!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:32 No.18665913 >>18665906 AAAAAH ERINYES CLEAVE AND SMITE

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:33 No.18665915 >>18665906 this is now a foursome with three dicks in it....

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:33 No.18665918 >>18665906 Ah RP servers, can't have a conversation without at least four people showing up.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:33 No.18665922 File: 1334154835.png-(569 KB, 966x500, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18665906 SATAN SATAN SATAN

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:34 No.18665925 File: 1334154893.jpg-(92 KB, 300x300, 1325792669202.jpg) >>18665813 Keep going you magnificent fucker. I'm giggling like an idiot here.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:35 No.18665928 >>18665915 >implying Caile the deinonychus doesn't also have a penis

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:35 No.18665937 >>18665915 >implying the shiny readhead doesn't have a penis

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:36 No.18665938 >>18665922 WHERE IS THE TEXT? WHERE IS THE TEEEXXTTTTT

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:36 No.18665944 >>18665937 No, that went without saying. So that left only the companion-lizard, and...yeah, I've got bad news for you.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:37 No.18665950 File: 1334155067.png-(825 KB, 1248x619, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18665922 SSSSS-SATAN

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:37 No.18665951 >>18665831 Then... that UI has a tab for "White". What does THAT mean?

Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:37 No.18665952

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No key.

There, apparently, is an updater provided that you will have to run after all the installs.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:38 No.18665961 >>18665922 Run, he's waiting to turn you into a dickgirl.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:39 No.18665964 >>18665950 >erages Oh god my sides.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:39 No.18665969 >>18665950 I always knew druids were the GODDAMN DEVIL in 3.5E.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:40 No.18665974 >>18665950 >erages Does he mean urges? >younge Do they not know english or are they a child?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:40 No.18665979 >>18665950 What's whites?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:41 No.18665980 >>18665974 He's genuinely on an "adult RP" server, with a written out description and filled-out kink list. What do you expect?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:41 No.18665984 File: 1334155289.png-(728 KB, 996x514, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18665950

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:42 No.18665987 >>18665984 the plot thickens

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:42 No.18665988 >>18665984 Okay, NOW I'm laughing.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:43 No.18665991 >>18665951 >>18665979 I guess it's a flat yes.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:43 No.18665993 >>18665984 ALSO SHE HAS AMNESIA QUALITY WRITING

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:43 No.18665996 >>18665984 >"...you don't know who you are?" >'No, but Zehir gave me a lizard companion in lieu of my assuredly dark, sordid, and extremely emotive past! Hail Zehir!'

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:43 No.18665997 >>18665993 BUT WAIT, IT WAS ALL A DREAM AS WELL!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:44 No.18666000 File: 1334155455.png-(815 KB, 1044x533, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18665984

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:44 No.18666002 >>18665997 AND THEN SHE WOKE UP AND LOOKED DOWN AND STILL HAD THE FOOT-LONG COCK SO WAS IT REALLY A DREAM??!?!?!?!?!?!?!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:45 No.18666012 >>18666000 NO YOU FOOL IT WAS THE MASSIVE COCK.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:45 No.18666013 >>18666000 >"How dare those terrible humans hunt down and attempt to exterminate FUCKING YUAN-TI INFILTRATORS that PLOT ONLY TO RAPE AND SODOMIZE EXISTENCE AS WE KNOW IT"

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:45 No.18666014 >>18665993 >>18665997 >>18666002 SOMEBODY CONTACT HOLYWOOD!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:46 No.18666015 >>18666000 I thought the lizard was saying "Yes...?"

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:46 No.18666016 >>18666012 It's the Realms. Just about everybody has fucked around with dat Girdle. Nobody's going to be fazed by some irregularities with the plumbing.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:46 No.18666018 File: 1334155601.png-(725 KB, 1038x482, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18666000

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:47 No.18666024 >>18666018 Smooth as fuck.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:48 No.18666026 >>18666018 Congratulations son, you're well on track to lizard-(girl)-dickings.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:48 No.18666028 >>18666018 detect: swag

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:48 No.18666031 >>18666000 That's a really specific kind of facial expression.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:48 No.18666032 File: 1334155733.gif-(1.99 MB, 295x216, I like what I see.gif) >>18666018

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:48 No.18666033 >>18666018 >Yuan-Ti THE RUMORS ARE TRUE, CALL THE HOLY PALADINS OF THE EMPRAH!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:49 No.18666041 >>18666026 But who will be doing the dickings?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:50 No.18666044 File: 1334155812.png-(810 KB, 1033x526, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18666018

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:51 No.18666050 >>18666016 Wait, aren't yuan-ti incapable of having hybrid males? As in a half-blood wearing a girdle would be transformed into a pure-blooded snakeman. Or am I mixing up my DnDverses.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:51 No.18666051 >>18666018 Received is spelled with a C This is why I can't have nice things! Like yuan-ti dickings!

Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:51 No.18666052

>>18666041
Well, they wouldn't be lizard-dickings if it wasn't some kind of lizard doing the dicking, now would it? The plural is what makes it. If I said lizard-(girl)-dicking, then that would suggest that the lizard (possibly girl) is getting dicked. The plural changes that.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:51 No.18666058 >>18666044 Ok. Which one of you is Porkers?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:52 No.18666066 >>18666044 PORKERS THE HERO THAT NW2 DESERVES!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:52 No.18666068 >>18666044 YO QUERIEO MEH NADS Goddamn mexicans jumping the border into our erotic adventures

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:52 No.18666069 File: 1334155959.png-(931 KB, 1104x570, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18666044

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:52 No.18666070 >>18666044 >Third person narrative in video game RP That's just awkward to read. Also, Porkers for president.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:52 No.18666071 >>18666044 Goddamnit, Porkers.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:53 No.18666074 >>18666044 >porkers My sides

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:53 No.18666077 So how long until dear ol' Mr. Partridge experiences the joy of pegging?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:53 No.18666080 >>18666069 >Railguns for Everybody has joined as a player. TEEEEEEEEEEEEGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:54 No.18666081 >>18665269 Goddamit Porkers stop cramping Harry's style!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:55 No.18666085 >>18666069 Cockblocked by the fucking half-orc. Never fails. God damnit, how is our hero supposed to get the horribly awkward (and probably trauma-inducing) yuan-ti/lizard companion dickings that he is so suavely maneuvering towards?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:56 No.18666088 File: 1334156191.jpg-(43 KB, 500x442, retardio cat watching puppy po(...).jpg) >>18666069 >Railguns for Everybody has joined as player

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:58 No.18666098 File: 1334156281.png-(1.1 MB, 1266x556, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18666069

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:59 No.18666106 File: 1334156365.jpg-(447 KB, 781x750, it says here youre gay.jpg) >mfw I realize I am WAY too invested in this story and rooting for the hero to get yuan-ti dickings

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)10:59 No.18666110 >>18666098 Minmaxing on an ERP server. I love you /tg/.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:00 No.18666113 Ask if you can ride the raptor. DO IT FAGGOT.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:00 No.18666116 >>18666113 That sounds vaguely sexual.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:01 No.18666118 >1 hour to download haks Fuck it.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:01 No.18666120 >>18666110 17/- DR DOES protect against the ever-so-popular missile storming...

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:01 No.18666121 File: 1334156486.png-(899 KB, 1182x488, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18666098

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:01 No.18666123 >>18666116 Only vaguely?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:01 No.18666124 >>18666113 "The Raptor" is her penis.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:02 No.18666126 >>18666106 Same here, my good fellow. Same here.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:02 No.18666129 File: 1334156564.png-(927 KB, 1309x453, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18666121

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:02 No.18666130 >>18666124 So it's win/win either way unless you just get outright shot down.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:02 No.18666131 >>18666121 STROKE DAT LIZARD HARRY BOY!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:03 No.18666133 File: 1334156599.jpg-(15 KB, 217x278, saintbutt.jpg) >>18666121 >give it a stroke DOOOHOHOHOHOOOO!!! oh you

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:03 No.18666137 >>18666129 SO, YOU EVER GIVE THE OL' LIZARD A RIDE, 'E SAYS Magnificent bsatard, you.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:04 No.18666139 >>18666129 >"Do you ever ride her?" I see what you did there

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:04 No.18666141 File: 1334156666.png-(831 KB, 1202x439, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18666129

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:04 No.18666143 >>18666129 >"Do you ever ride her?" Now, the question is: will the response be sexual?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:05 No.18666144 >>18666129 I honestly shouldn't be this aroused while giggling like a retard.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:05 No.18666146 File: 1334156724.jpg-(75 KB, 388x295, 1295287513-clever-girl.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:05 No.18666147 >>18666141 >"Always wanted to ride a lizard." Here we fucking go.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:05 No.18666148 >>18666141 >"Always wanted to ride a lizard" FLANKS BROKEN (from hysterics)

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:05 No.18666149 >>18666121 You stroke that lizard, you whore.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:06 No.18666150 File: 1334156760.jpg-(80 KB, 768x576, Excellent!.jpg) >>18666141 >always wanted to ride a lizard you magnificent bastard

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:06 No.18666154 >>18666141 Porkers is my favorite cockblocker /ever/. Ever.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:07 No.18666162 >>18666154 Do you have, like, a cockblocker-ranking?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:07 No.18666163 This thread may well be a future part of /tg/'s illustrious history. We are part of something grand today, gentlemen.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:10 No.18666173 >>18666163 Neck of Bears...Drowtales..could /tg/ turn this into something awesome?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:10 No.18666174 I'm beginning to think Porkers might be a coincidence and not a /tg/ invader. At first i thought it was too insane to be real, but then i remembered "erages".

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:10 No.18666175 Why does something tell me Porker reads this thread

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:11 No.18666182 File: 1334157069.png-(722 KB, 1172x390, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18666141

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:12 No.18666192 >>18666182 Goin' in for THE KILL

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:13 No.18666194 File: 1334157180.jpg-(48 KB, 500x500, fuckyeah.jpg) >>18666182 >"Where are you staying?"

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:13 No.18666197 File: 1334157218.jpg-(11 KB, 298x409, 1299312324663.jpg) >mfw this thread

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:13 No.18666199 >>18666182 AND HE TAKES THE DIVE! Ladies and gentlemen will he do it? CAN he score with the lizard dickgirl and maybe her deinonycous? THE CROWD IS WAITING WITH BATED BREATH, FOLKS!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:13 No.18666201 File: 1334157238.png-(1.02 MB, 1440x461, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18666182

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:14 No.18666205 >>18666182 Smoooooooooooth

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:15 No.18666206 >>18666201 oh gods...Harry is so clueless! its like one of my japanese animus

Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:15 No.18666207
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>>18666141
It's just a matter of time before the lizard rides him. That'll open the gate, so to speak, and awaken Happy Harry to the horrors of the world.

It will all begin with a single reverse rape, until the land and its perverted inhabitants have been broken over his pulsing erection.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:15 No.18666209 >>18666201 >Porker's INT roll I giggled.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:15 No.18666210 >>18666201 The SUSPENSE. It's 3 in the morning and I shouldn't be enjoying this as much as I am, jeez.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:15 No.18666211 >>18666201 He shoots...

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:16 No.18666217 god damn this thread I was supposed to be sleeping HOURS ago

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:17 No.18666221 >>18666199 It's not just their breath their bating.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:17 No.18666222 >>18666201 You are practically skiing down a very well oiled slope my friend.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:17 No.18666224 >>18666201 You can do it man! Feel her area!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:18 No.18666229 Give her the dick

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:19 No.18666233 >>18666221 roll on snare drum

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:19 No.18666238 >>18666229 I think you've got the order of things a bit mixed up here.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:19 No.18666239 >>18666229 >Give her the dick Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:20 No.18666246 >>18666238 T-take the d-dick from her?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:20 No.18666247 Is someone collecting these to splice them together? Tell me someone's going to splice these together.

>>	i nominate a theme song for the thread 04/11/12(Wed)11:21 No.18666250 File: 1334157672.jpg-(8 KB, 159x219, info.jpg) >>18666201 http://youtu.be/g2nmgcVbfKE

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:21 No.18666251 File: 1334157684.png-(756 KB, 1028x484, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18666201

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:21 No.18666257 >>18666121 >RMStheDark Stallman? On my closed source softwares?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:21 No.18666259 So what's the yuan-ti's ERP pref thing say? She might try to poop in your eye socket or something.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:22 No.18666264 >>18666247 It'd be better to save the chat logs, maybe get a writefag to convert it into a coherent story, possibly a drawfag to do a comic. Any way this ends it'll be hilarious.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:22 No.18666265 >>18666251 Oh yeah, fucking slam dunk right there.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:23 No.18666269 >>18666251 He shoots...

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:23 No.18666271 File: 1334157793.jpg-(67 KB, 640x480, 1334134117224.jpg) >>18666251

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:23 No.18666272 >>18666251 HE'S DONE IT! HE'S DONE IT! THE CROWD GOES WILD!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:23 No.18666274 >>18666251 >porker hugs someone else AW YEAH ALREADY GOT TO SECOND BASE!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:23 No.18666275 >>18666251 HE SCORES!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:23 No.18666277 File: 1334157818.jpg-(18 KB, 296x413, 1300272183812.jpg) >>18666251

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:23 No.18666279 >>18666238 As long as it involves him, her, her lizard and porker in a orgy, I'm pefectly okay with that.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:23 No.18666281 File: 1334157829.png-(554 KB, 1019x480, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18666251

Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:23 No.18666283
File: 1334157838.jpg-(28 KB, 450x280, right in the fucking net i mea(...).jpg)

>>18666251
>"Oh I need to get out of these leathers first"
>'I know just the place.'

GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAL

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:24 No.18666284 >>18666251 ... AND HE SCORES woo go get some dicking bro

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:24 No.18666288 >>18666274 HE'S GONNA GET PREGNANT NOW

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:25 No.18666295 OH GOD MY SIDES This can only get better, we're rooting for ya Harry!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:25 No.18666297 >>18666281 INCOMING RAPE

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:25 No.18666299 File: 1334157931.png-(599 KB, 1275x496, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18666281

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:26 No.18666302 File: 1334157969.png-(276 KB, 704x528, 1324029982437.png) >>18666281 It's fucking on now, chaps.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:26 No.18666303 Make sure to get her to describe the texture of the dick! Like if it's all weird-smooth like a snake's body!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:26 No.18666309 >>18666297 It's only rape if you don't want it.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:26 No.18666311 >>18666299 >that looks fantastic! Way da go grandpa

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:26 No.18666313 >>18666299 Oh God Wow

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:27 No.18666314 >>18666297 The question is which one is going to be doing the raping. She said her dinosaur eats warmbloods, so I'm expecting some yuan-ti dickery, both literal and figurative.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:27 No.18666315 File: 1334158026.jpg-(105 KB, 500x349, 1330127434823.jpg) >>18666299 Holy shit she's going FAST.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:28 No.18666324 >>18666299 Is there a halfling in the background? Are halflings sex-toys in NWN ERP? They should be.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:28 No.18666326 >>18666315 In my days, you needed three years of courting and a written authorisation from her dad before you had sex on an ERP server.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:29 No.18666329 >>18666324 >are halflings sex toys No, they're [spoilers on tg lol] condoms

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:29 No.18666331 >>18666324 Do halflings get bonus to Escape Artist skill?

Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:30 No.18666336

>>18666314

Ah, I see you are inexperienced in the way of online RP. Evil characters are never really evil, they're more "evil". Y'know, lurk in the shadows, rage about how the world has wronged them and they'd like to see it all burn, try to seduce people to the dark side... then the first time they see someone do something actually evil they're all "NO THAT'S TERRIBLE YOU'RE RUINING THIS GAME GTFO! *ragequit*"

She's about as likely to be really evil as a Drow played by a thirteen-year-old whose favorite author's last name begins with "S-" and ends with "-alvatore".

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:31 No.18666342 >>18666331 "Do halflings get a bonus to thievery? Because you just stole my heart."

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:31 No.18666346 >>18666336 you're just trying to justify your CE kill-everyone-on-sight character

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:32 No.18666355 File: 1334158334.jpg-(44 KB, 320x400, 112342234322.jpg) >>18666342

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:32 No.18666357 >>18666342 I need to meet a midget just so I can use this pick up line.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:33 No.18666363 File: 1334158385.jpg-(34 KB, 400x400, 1310565585978.jpg) >>18666342 Aaaaawwww shiiiit

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:33 No.18666369 >>18666346 Nope, don't really do evil characters often 'cause I have a tendency to turn 'em into goodguys. Just saying, I've been online freeforming probably as long as a lot of people here have been tabletop dicerolling. I recognize the type.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:33 No.18666370 File: 1334158433.jpg-(73 KB, 720x598, 1331503294266.jpg) This fucking thread guys.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:33 No.18666372 File: 1334158434.gif-(422 KB, 464x260, 1113551698133.gif) >wake up early to get ready for interview >little too early, check /tg/ in hopes of something half readable >mfw yuan-ti dickings and fucking Porker /tg/ you magnificent bastards.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:34 No.18666374 File: 1334158484.png-(690 KB, 923x497, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18666299

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:34 No.18666375 >>18666346 If I recall correctly from my last ERP, Chaotic Evil characters rape everything they see rather than kill Sounds easy, I'ma roll up a minotaur now

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:35 No.18666381 >>18666357 There is a 75% she will punch you in the dick. Totally worth it.

Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:35 No.18666384

GET YER BETS IN FOLKS!

Male on Futa = 1 point

Futa on Male Pegging = 2 points

Male on Futa on Dino Threesome = 4 points

Dino + Futa on Male DP Pegging/Eiffel Tower = 20 points

Everyone only gets 2 tokens, place yer markers, test your luck! Winner gets an internet!

We're working on an honor system here, folks, no double bets!

>ablutions icatpli

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:36 No.18666387 File: 1334158574.jpg-(41 KB, 580x527, i can show you the world.jpg) Hawk: OP Fish: /tg/

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:36 No.18666388 >>18666374 >Let's take her to the BATHHOUSE! Oh, Harry.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:36 No.18666389 File: 1334158584.gif-(1.93 MB, 256x182, fags....everywhere.gif) >>18666374 yuan-ti yuan-ti everywhere

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:37 No.18666392 File: 1334158622.jpg-(42 KB, 450x407, caadeadb-6677-48ed-9ddd-0a1b59(...).jpg) >>18666374

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:37 No.18666397 >>18666384 Male on fu-OH WAIT I WAS TROLLING YOU ALL ALONG I PUT ON MY ROBE AND MY WIZARD HAT

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:37 No.18666398 File: 1334158643.png-(614 KB, 981x397, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18666374

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:37 No.18666399 File: 1334158656.jpg-(24 KB, 246x236, a feast.jpg) >>18666384 2 on male-on-futa

Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:38 No.18666402

>>18666384
I wonder if she's open about her extra "appendage".

I'm betting on Male on Futa, followed by dramatic reveal, followed by Futa on Male Pegging.

Not sure about the Dino joining in. Might be that Harry maneuvered himself into a corner with his "always wanted to ride a lizard"-comment.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:38 No.18666404 File: 1334158708.jpg-(151 KB, 741x1000, None_Purer_Marine.jpg) >>18666374 >NONE PURER

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:38 No.18666405 >>18666398 Which one of you is Seras.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:38 No.18666407 File: 1334158725.jpg-(65 KB, 702x500, rinsakurahahaohwow.jpg) >>18666398 This image. This FUCKING image. EVERYTHING in this FUCKING IMAGE.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:39 No.18666411 >>18666398 >porker for president DON'T TRUST ANYONE HOW DEEP DOES THE PORKER CONSPIRACY GO

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:39 No.18666412 >>18666398 Pool's closed? Damnit.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:39 No.18666415 >>18666398 >I think I can handle the taint You're going to find out soon enough.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:40 No.18666419 >>18666412 Yes. Due to the plagues of the people of coloured skin.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:40 No.18666421 >>18666374 Waaaait. Does her dress have a hole on the ass? SHE WANTS THE DICK. >>18666398 Pfthahahahahahha

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:41 No.18666422 >>18666412 >Black guy in pool >pool has aids >pools closed We got an insider here

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:41 No.18666424 >>18666398 I CAN'T BREATHE

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:41 No.18666426 >>18666384 I'll throw on on male on futa, and another on all oral, on and from everything. >>18666398 Pro job there Seras.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:42 No.18666429 Bath's Closed due to Chula Taint. Best 4chan reference I've seen in the history of anything.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:42 No.18666430 File: 1334158925.jpg-(40 KB, 531x360, 1300717292965.jpg) >>18666398 >Pool's closed >I think I can handle the taint >Porker for president

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:42 No.18666435 I fucking lost it.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:42 No.18666438 >>18666397 >>18666399 >>18666402 Step right up don't be shy, you're no winner if you don't even try! 6 bets on MoF, one adventurous token on FoM! Anything done with mouths don't count, that ain't proppa boot knockin', sonny!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:42 No.18666441 >>18666374 "Do you mind if we use your baths?" "Why don't I join you?" --- "Dear Ye Olde Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me, but..."

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:43 No.18666443 File: 1334159015.png-(899 KB, 1347x478, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18666398

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:43 No.18666447 >this thread I just want to say I love you /tg/, for giving me so much laughter on the day I got my PC fixed.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:43 No.18666448 >>18666438 I'm voting for Dino is a Changeling I like the long shots!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:44 No.18666450 What's the story behind "Chula"?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:44 No.18666455 >>18666450 Chultans. http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Chult

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:45 No.18666459 >>18666443 WHY ARE THEY BACK THEY ARE INTERFERING WITH THE NATURAL FLOW OF THE STORY

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:45 No.18666463 >>18666443 ....futa-yuan-ti threesome

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:45 No.18666464 >>18666443 >"CAUSE YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMERA"

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:45 No.18666465 >>18666443 INCOMING COCKBLOCK

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:45 No.18666470 >>18666448 I'll tell you what, sonny-jim, that happens and you'll be the instant winna!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:45 No.18666471 File: 1334159158.png-(728 KB, 1233x437, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18666443

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:46 No.18666476 >>18666443 She's sending some strong signals there. Just join her in the bath. Hey, if you're lucky, that Seras chick might just join in. Or cockblock you.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:46 No.18666477 >>18666471 GANG AFT AGLEY

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:47 No.18666478 Goddamnit Seras, stop cockblocking Harry.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:47 No.18666479 >>18666471 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SERAS WHY YOU ARE A TRAITOR TO US ALL

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:47 No.18666481 Shera you were great as a cameo but stop this shit. You're messing up storytime! >>18666476 "she" is from /tg/, almost obviously.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:47 No.18666482 >>18666471 GET OUT OF HERE, SERAS.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:47 No.18666483 >>18666471 >foot long penis Oh my

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:47 No.18666485 Seras here, what do?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:47 No.18666486 File: 1334159259.png-(757 KB, 1212x452, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18666471

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:47 No.18666487 >>18666471 Alright fuckers, which one of you is Seras?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:47 No.18666489 >>18666471 Just continue, if Seras cock-blocks, just put your cocks into her

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:48 No.18666494 >>18666485 Stop cockblocking Harry Or join in

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:48 No.18666495 Why would anyone fucking go on the server and fuck around with the story? Shit thats as low as you can get man.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:48 No.18666501 >>18666486 >she's my mother brilliant

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:48 No.18666503 >>18666479 moar like hero

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:48 No.18666504 >>18666486 god damnit mom! also, someone go kill seras

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:48 No.18666505 File: 1334159334.jpg-(105 KB, 400x316, 1329405053318.jpg) >>18666384 Put it all on Futa on Male Pegging.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:49 No.18666509 You know, that snake-chick is probably a 30 year old dude.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:49 No.18666510 >>18666503 With the first part maybe, but that bit right there? Fucking took us all out of the moment. Seras is just lucky they had the sense to leave when they realized the second appearance wasn't working out.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:49 No.18666511 Oh god the Yuan-ti is going to think you have a throbbing murdercock now.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:50 No.18666516 >>18666509 That only makes it hotter.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:50 No.18666518 >>18666509 You seem to think you have a point but I can't imagine what it could possibly be.

>>	Seras 04/11/12(Wed)11:50 No.18666520 >>18666510 Fair enough. I'll leave him to his talents then.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:50 No.18666521 >>18666486 Crisis averted, folks! Looks like the betting tables are still hot and smokey! We'll be seeing some snake tits yet, let me tell you! >>18666505 TWO more tokens on FoM, we have a high rolla here, folks!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:51 No.18666531 >>18666509 What? How could anyone lie on the internet? No no I'm sure she's a Yuan-ti in real life too.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:51 No.18666537 >>18666511 And it surely will turn her on.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:51 No.18666538 >>18666511 >throbbing murdercock >whyisthisnotathing.jpeg

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:52 No.18666545 File: 1334159521.png-(460 KB, 1034x384, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18666486 >>18666520 No! YOU MUST COME IN ALWAYS!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:52 No.18666547 File: 1334159533.jpg-(3 KB, 99x99, SpaceMarineAvatar99x99.jpg) >>18666520 THERE'S THE WITCH, BURN HER!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:52 No.18666554 >>18666511 Just call it an viper and tell her to give your snake a little kiss

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:53 No.18666558 File: 1334159614.jpg-(16 KB, 400x298, just according to keikaku.jpg) >>18666545 HERE WE GO

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:53 No.18666559 >>18666545 >that reflection that looks like penis perfect

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:53 No.18666560 >>18666545 OP i don't think Seras can pull off another appearance.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:54 No.18666562 >>18666545 AAAAND there's them iguana puppies what'd I tell you! Whichever way the bets go our boy Harry's a WINNA!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:54 No.18666563 File: 1334159645.png-(150 KB, 658x4474, A_Game_of_Pretend.png) >>18666509

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:54 No.18666564 >>18666545 Oh lawdy, what a penis!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:54 No.18666565 >>18666545 >THE DRESS IS DOWN >THE DRESS IS DOWN THE DRESS IS FUCKING DOWN, REPEAT THE DREASS CAME DOWN

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:54 No.18666568 >>18666559 I think it actually is a penis.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:54 No.18666574 File: 1334159677.png-(101 KB, 610x263, sweetbroandhellajeffgoo.png) >>18666559 That IS a penis

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:54 No.18666575 >>18666559 >Reflection I only see her penis, what reflection?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:54 No.18666576 File: 1334159691.png-(78 KB, 698x658, 1333640888622.png) /tg/, I love you so very very much!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:55 No.18666580 >>18666554 Eeeh. I imagine "stroking the viper" would be the snake people version of spanking the monkey. You'd have be REALLY smooth to get away with asking a girl to spank your monkey.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:55 No.18666583 >>18666511 >throbbing murdercock Next time my wife and I have sex during her period, I'm going to use this phrase. Also, great band name, or character name.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:56 No.18666593 File: 1334159777.png-(576 KB, 1091x374, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18666545

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:57 No.18666598 >>18666593 TAKE THE DICK

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:57 No.18666599 How do you manage to chat at a natural speed while also taking screenshots and posting them?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:57 No.18666600 >>18666568 >>18666575 >>18666574 oh boy, OP confirm

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:57 No.18666601 >>18666593 >AFK No. You started, so you goddamn finish.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:57 No.18666604 >>18666593 >inb4 "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:57 No.18666608 >>18666593 What are you doing? Why are you AFK? What's happening? DON'T GET COLD FEET NOW!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:57 No.18666609 Meanwhile, Seras should go and hook up with porker.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:58 No.18666617 >>18666609 >>>>>>THIS Sera, you know what must be done!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)11:58 No.18666618 File: 1334159937.jpg-(210 KB, 505x770, Saxophone-Snake-Charmer-40453.jpg) Harry Partridge Snake Charmer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ&ob=av3n

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:00 No.18666626 >>18666617 >>18666609 No. No fucking NTR here. ...though it will be fine if it's a threesome with Porker.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:00 No.18666632 >>18666593 We've got two sausages in the water folks, it could go any way from here! You'd best be going afk to ready yer strokin' hand, Harry-boy, you've got a lot of tokens ridin' on ya!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:00 No.18666633 File: 1334160034.gif-(994 KB, 245x280, thats so good I need a smoke.gif)

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:00 No.18666636 >>18666600 DID YOU NOT READ THE EARLIER PROVIDED DESCRIPTION OF HER CHARACTER, COMPLETE WITH PICTURE OF HER DICK?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:01 No.18666648 >>18666626 What? How is Seras fucking porker NTR?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:02 No.18666652 >ITT: OP is not a faggot >He's a smooth operator!

>>	Seras 04/11/12(Wed)12:02 No.18666658 Prepare for Porker.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:03 No.18666666 >>18666648 Fucked up there, mixed Shera with Seras. DISREGARD THAT; I SUCK YUAN-TI COCKS.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:03 No.18666671 File: 1334160224.png-(618 KB, 1313x399, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18666593

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:03 No.18666677 >>18666658 Goddammit Porker!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:04 No.18666680 >>18666658 Oh god. Just watching an attempt to seduce Porker would be comedy gold.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:04 No.18666681 >>18666666 Good God, the septs confirm it.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:04 No.18666684 File: 1334160280.gif-(844 KB, 362x239, Im satan.gif) >>18666666 not yet but soon also: holy satan, batman

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:04 No.18666685 >>18666671 >Porker comes in FUCKING. GENIUSSSSSS

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:04 No.18666686 >>18666658 PLOT THIKENS!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:05 No.18666690 >>18666671 HOW THE FUCK.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:05 No.18666693 >>18666671 Dammit Porker, get out of there.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:05 No.18666695 >>18666671 Well i';s obvious this shit will go nowhere thanks to /tg/ butting in. Well done faggots, well done.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:06 No.18666700 >>18666671 >RP story being used in design degree >about a goddamn yuan-ti dickgirl >I'm a fucking hekatonkheires and why can't I hold all this wat.gif

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:06 No.18666702 >>18666695 But that was the whole point! What, were you looking for fap material or something?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:06 No.18666706 >>18666671 God damn it, Porker

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:07 No.18666708 >>18666671 >RPing as a yuan-ti dickgirl as part of his/her degree Holy hell.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:07 No.18666713 File: 1334160455.jpg-(111 KB, 600x494, 1324256007107.jpg) >>18666671 Porker incoming!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:07 No.18666715 Thread is autosaging. Let's ride this glorious Yuan-Ti cock all the way down to page 15.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:08 No.18666718 OP MAKE OUT WITH PORKER IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT YOU DO THIS

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:08 No.18666719 >porker go >no

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:08 No.18666720 Porker pls go

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:08 No.18666721 >>18666702 I'm looking for the adventures of Harry Partridge and lizardgirl cock. Not the other chucklefucks ruining the flow of everything.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:08 No.18666723 >>18666708 What kind of shit-ass course tolerates that kind of ass-fuckery?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:09 No.18666728 >>18666671 >I need to ask your permission to use THE FAKE NAME OF YOUR ANONYMOUS CHARACTER in my work Gents, I think we're getting trolled.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:09 No.18666731 Goddamn you guys, let Harry score with this dickgirl already!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:09 No.18666732 QUICK SERAS, ROLEPLAY KIDNAPPING AND RAPE PORKER!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:09 No.18666735 >>18666723 But there hasn't been any ass-fuckery... Yet.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:10 No.18666739 File: 1334160612.png-(671 KB, 679x516, ralph-pls-go.jpg.png)

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:10 No.18666740 >>18666593 >Ordomalleus Niggers about to get joined.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:10 No.18666745 If this thread is an elaborate troll I shall stand and applaud. 10/10 so far, it has kept me up all night.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:11 No.18666750 >>18666728 Technically he has copyright on the name of his character. While it doesn't matter at all in a legal sense, Universities and the like can be fucking mental about it.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:11 No.18666756 File: 1334160692.png-(425 KB, 1204x345, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18666671 >>18666593

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:11 No.18666757 >>18666728 IT'S NOT TROLLING IF I BELIEVE IN IT YOU BELIEVE, RIGHT GUYS?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:12 No.18666761 Thread status: [ ]archived [ ]not archived (check one)

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:12 No.18666767 >>18666750 Assuming that's true, there still is absolutely no point for her to insist on using his TRUE fake name in her essay. (using those pronouns for convenience's sake)

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:12 No.18666770 >>18666750 Plus it's polite.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:13 No.18666771 >>18666761 Wait for the story to finish, son. >>18666756 ROW ROW NAIL THAT DEMIHUMAN.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:13 No.18666773 >>18666750 >You are being sued for the original name xXxXxL33t_SePiRoThxXxMeTaLgEaR_Sn1p3rxXxXx how do you plead?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:13 No.18666774 >>18666756 ... Someone trace Seras' IP, I'll warm up the van...

Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:13 No.18666780

Depending on how the current situation goes, there will be a LOT of spaghetti if Sheras has to read this in front of a class.

"As the burly half-orc caressed Harry, who was indeed as well endowed as his mother claimed, I felt my hands instinctively make their way to my breasts and scaled cock..."

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:14 No.18666781 >>18666756 ...is that blood?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:14 No.18666786 >>18666773 See >While it doesn't matter at all in a legal sense However Universities WILL say >You didn't get permission to use the name xXxXxL33t_SePiRoThxXxMeTaLgEaR_Sn1p3rxXxXx, you get an instant fail

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:15 No.18666792 File: 1334160905.png-(1.02 MB, 1322x540, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18666756

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:15 No.18666796 >>18666671 Ah yes, stripping off to avoid armour penalties to your acrobatics skill checks and swimming skill checks. Very wise.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:15 No.18666797 >>18666715 autosage doesn't start till 500 posts, we're at 380. either way, bracing for glorious dickings with/without porker.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:16 No.18666800 >>18666792 Ohhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiit, now there's a futa drow joining in!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:16 No.18666801 >>18666767 Hardcore RP enthusiasts are often very sensitive about using other people's character names. They hold character development as near-sacred, after all. It's basically an act of politeness towards another person's "temple".

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:16 No.18666802 >>18666792 FUCK, another cockblocker!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:16 No.18666806 >>18666792 Harry's balls must be aching so bad right now, all this cockblocking

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:16 No.18666807 >>18666797 We're at 406. I thought the 500 limit was only for /v/ and /a/.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:17 No.18666814 File: 1334161070.png-(940 KB, 1307x582, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18666792 >>18666756

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:17 No.18666815 >>18666807 Nah moot expanded it for all boards, except /vg/ which has 1000 posts and 500 image limit.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:17 No.18666816 >>18666807 It is on /sp/ too. Not sure about here.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:18 No.18666818 >Midnight >Work in 9 hours Why do you do this to me /tg/?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:18 No.18666820 Masturbate in the pool Harry! Do it! DO IT NAO!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:18 No.18666825 OP, if possible add in those erp pref things when a new character pops up. They're amusing.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:19 No.18666828 >>18666815 News to me, thanks. That sure is handy.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:19 No.18666832 I BET FOUR POINTS ON MARRIAGE BEFORE SEX.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:19 No.18666836 >>18666815 The thread is on page 3 and definitely isn't bumping.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:20 No.18666841 >>18666832 I MEAN TWO TOKENS, WHATEVER. THIS IS A CLASSY LADY MAN AND WE HAVE TO TREAT HIM HER RIGHT.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:20 No.18666843 >not posting screenshots of serras x porker rape OH COME ON

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:21 No.18666850 Uhh, what are her flags anyway? You did check them, right?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:21 No.18666856 >>18666832 >>18666841 DONE! 2 tokens on the lovely couple getting hitched before doing the nasty, that's a 200 point bet there folks!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:21 No.18666859 >>18666814 So the drow is...guilt tripping men into paying her to have sex with them? What the hell.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:22 No.18666867 >thread archived

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:22 No.18666868 File: 1334161378.jpg-(48 KB, 435x571, WhatTheFuckAmICasting.jpg) I BET ALL OF THE TOKENS ON PORKER MOM HARRY SNAKE DICK GIRL ORGY! ALL OF THE TOKENS, I SAY!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:23 No.18666869 File: 1334161384.png-(939 KB, 1324x502, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18666814 >>18666792 >>18666756

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:24 No.18666885 >>18666869 Ooooh shit, Harry's getting the moves on!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:24 No.18666887 >>18666869 Poor Harry, he's gone from a smooth operator to fumbling around like a goddamn kid on prom night.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:25 No.18666891 >>18666869 Dat voyeurism. Shit, boner, I didn't think you'd show up here today.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:25 No.18666893 File: 1334161517.jpg-(16 KB, 276x400, 1301275191936.jpg) Harry's face when he notices the dick

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:25 No.18666896 >>18666869 PUT YOUR ARM AROUND HER, I SAW THIS IN A HIGH SCHOOL FILM ONCE.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:25 No.18666903 >>18666887 I was half expecting hoverhand. Woulda been hilarious.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:26 No.18666907 Take the dick!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:26 No.18666908 Damnit Harry, quit bein' so passive and continue the smooth talk

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:26 No.18666910 >>18666887 He's a smooth operator in our minds, but seriously we have a huge bias. Hes been a fumbling retard from the beginning.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:26 No.18666911 >>18666896 NO NO you're supposed to make sex jokes first THEN start grabbing that's what the cool kids do!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:27 No.18666914 >>18666869 Harry, I think your anus is leaking blood, I'd suggest having a cleric check it out, but this IS an erp server... Also where do these people keep coming from? They seem to be zoning in on that damn bathhouse.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:27 No.18666918 I think we should help our valiant hero in his quest for dick. Ladies' men of /tg/, we require your aid!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:27 No.18666925 File: 1334161678.png-(775 KB, 1277x491, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18666869 >>18666814 >>18666792 >>18666756

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:28 No.18666926 >>18666914 There's your answer: >>18666918

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:28 No.18666932 >>18666914 >erp >not going to the bathhouse >I shiggy diggy

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:29 No.18666947 >>18666925 Oh baby, she's hiring that drow chick. Harry might take more than one female cock today! Also >feels under the water Smooth.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:29 No.18666950 I'm not convinced I can work out what the fuck is happening

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:30 No.18666952 >>18666925 WILD CARD, FOLKS! It looks like we're in for an orgy where EVERYBODY is the winna!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:30 No.18666958 >>18666925 Meanwhile, The Hulk's current bathing spot

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:31 No.18666980 >>18666925 What is that drow's profession exactly?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:32 No.18666990 >>18666980 same as every drows, stabbing people in the dick

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:32 No.18666991 >>18666980 Hooker Assassin

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:32 No.18666993 >>18666980 What do you think?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:32 No.18667000 >>18666980 Charitable whore.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:32 No.18667002 I fucking swear, tomorrow I'm getting myself some NWN. This shit is all kinds of hilarious

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:32 No.18667004 >>18666990 On this server its more literal and for different reasons i guess.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:33 No.18667014 File: 1334162019.png-(663 KB, 1156x486, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18666925 >>18666869 >>18666814 >>18666792 >>18666756 >Listening to this music as I go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSx_N18TWjs&feature=related

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:33 No.18667017 >>18666991 >go through all the work to get someone to pay for sex >kill them and take their money anyway Who else but drow?

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:34 No.18667025 File: 1334162063.jpg-(29 KB, 465x343, 1333719559642.jpg) >>18666958 >Hulk's face when

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:35 No.18667033 When this thread starts autosaging, make a new thread and link to us. For the good of all of us.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:35 No.18667038 Just in case this thread dies: You're a wizard, Harry. I am thoroughly entertained.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:35 No.18667040 >>18667014 Silly man, offer to cleanse her scales! That's the way to go!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:35 No.18667045 File: 1334162150.png-(736 KB, 1154x524, Adventuretimecomeongrapyourfri(...).png) >>18667014 >>18666925 >>18666869 >>18666814 >>18666792 >>18666756 >Listening to this music as I go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSx_N18TWjs&feature=related

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:35 No.18667046 >>18667033 >When It already is, dear.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:38 No.18667065 >>18667045 Awwww yis. Jack her off in front of the orc. Show him who she chooses to fuck. Also start a new thread.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:38 No.18667069 >>18667045 No sexy for Porker

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:38 No.18667076 >>18667045 Oh god, somebody log in there, pronto. Harry needs more wingmen

>>	Seras 04/11/12(Wed)12:38 No.18667077 Trying to get rid of the tagalongs, but its hard work.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:39 No.18667080 You've gone too far, boner. I can not allow this.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:39 No.18667082 >>18667045 THREESOME WITH PORKER, I CRAVE IT!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:40 No.18667095 >>18667076 No, the last thing that bathhouse needs is more people.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:40 No.18667097 >>18667077 Tis a noble cause, Madame Seras, my prayers are with you!

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:40 No.18667099 >>18667090

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:40 No.18667100 >>18667077 If you get porker out of there and with the hooker, grab some screenies.

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:41 No.18667105 >>18667077 >implying I want them gone All I've expected from you is to rape porker, get your angel ass in there and ride the hulk

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:45 No.18667158 NEW THREAD BELOW >>18667090

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:45 No.18667165 >press F5 >no new posts NO, THIS CAN'T DIE NOW I WON'T ALLOW IT ask if you can soap up her back man best trick forever

>>	Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)12:48 No.18667204 >>18667165 New thread, dear. Also, >using F5

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