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    223 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: ZERO-G Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)22:06 No.18673391  
    WE ARE BUTLER, 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG.
    These are the continuing adventures of the HMS Swagtanic. We will sail on until we can safely drown in a Sea of Bitches.


    >ARCHIVES HERE
    >http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    "Hey there." He greets you in his jovial voice "Those girls sure did a number on this place."
    "Seems like they did. What're the damages? Monetary and structural." You ask him.
    "No damage to the ol' girl at all." He answers you with a chuckle. "and by my calculations, you've run yourself around 15 guptas worth of food."
    "I see. Where are they by the way?"
    Keima and Erica tap your shoulder and point up.

    You look up to see three girls running around on the ceiling.
    Sakura, Luccinni and Illya seem to be playing a sugar fueled, gravity defying game of tag using pies.
    "Yep..." Erica says as her eyes follow the dizzying paths the girls run across the ceiling. "Just as expected."
    >> Fritz the suspended somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)22:09 No.18673433
    huzzah
    >> Fritz the suspended somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)22:09 No.18673439
    >>18673433
    fuck yeah 3 days in a row!
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:09 No.18673442
    >>18673391
    MSQ, Fuck Yeah!

    Okay, I guess we wait for the inevitable sugar crash and catch them with our saucers.

    Also, guys, can we try to fuck up less? We're beginning to run low on reloads.
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)22:11 No.18673464
    all hands on deck for OPERATION: DIABETES
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)22:13 No.18673495
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    The three girls continue thier dizzying game as you watch.
    A stray pie falling a few feet from where you stand.
    "Damn. That looks like fun." Erica says as she grabs a chocolate bar from one of the tables.
    "..." Keima observes silently.
    "We need to get them down." You tell her.
    "How do you propose to do that?" She asks.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]rope and ladders
    [ ]saucers and lots of duct tape
    [ ]send Erica after them
    [ ]ask keima
    [ ]SOMETHING THAT WILL TOTALLY NOT LEAD TO YOUR DEMISE
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:14 No.18673509
    >>18673495
    [X] Saucers and lots of duct tape.

    Duct tape is pretty much sugar-crazed little girls kryptonite.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:14 No.18673515
    >>18673495
    [x]send Erica after them
    to tire them out, and then
    [x]saucers and lots of duct tape
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)22:15 No.18673526
    >>18673495
    [x ]SOMETHING THAT WILL TOTALLY NOT LEAD TO YOUR DEMISE
    probably something involving timestop and the handcuffs. or let the professionals handle it
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:15 No.18673527
    please let this die, it is SO gay
    >> Fritz the suspended somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)22:16 No.18673538
    [x]SOMETHING THAT WILL TOTALLY NOT LEAD TO YOUR DEMISE
    Why the fuck not?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)22:16 No.18673541
    >>18673495
    Erica, Saucers, and duct tape.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:16 No.18673549
    Now, I know some of you take LG's twitters with a grain of salt (I do, too). I also know that some of you hang on every twitter.

    >Kyon counts the beads left. "Damn. Only about 2 dozen reps. He went though a shitload of them in no time. He needs to fuck up less."

    That's for those of you using the twitter feed to dictate your choices; our reloads are limited. Every HUEHUEHUE ending is one step closer to this Hayate's demise.
    And we have less than two dozen, probably a lot less.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:17 No.18673559
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    Posting some LG tweets from earlier

    >Kyon counts the beads left. "Damn. Only about 2 dozen reps. He went though a shitload of them in no time. He needs to fuck up less." #msq
    >Ikusa watches as as you get pummeled by a very angry Hina. He squeezes one of the beads till it cracks. "Reload." He whispers. #msq
    >"Goddammit. What a stupid way to go." Kyon says as Frank and the two others corner you in the street. He smashes another bead. "Reload" #msq
    Reloads about to run out?


    >"I.. I can't do this anymore." She tells you. "I thought I could do it. I thought I could handle all of this. I now know I cant. Sorry" #msq
    >"Please. Dont come after me. I-if you did, I would not know what to do." Tears fall from her eyes as she turns away. "Goodbye." #msq
    >You stand there beside that fated bench, too stunned to do anything but watch her walk away. Inside you there is only a hollow silence. #msq
    One of the girls break up with us?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:17 No.18673567
    >>18673495
    They're not really hurting anyone right now, though.
    I say we let them be but cut of their access to sugar, let them tire themselves out.

    Also, tell Erica that we won't think any less of her if she wants to join them.

    Sit down and have lunch while we keep watch over them.

    And have the riot guard stand down
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:17 No.18673569
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    >mfw I read through last session's archive

    Okay, which one of you was the "Let's not get Erica therapy for her PTSD because I like her as she is" guy again?
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)22:18 No.18673580
    >>18673549
    yeah that was a bit scary
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:18 No.18673583
    rolled 38 = 38

    >>18673495
    [X]SOMETHING THAT WILL TOTALLY NOT LEAD TO YOUR DEMISE
    It's the super fun happy slide lever all over again.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)22:18 No.18673585
    >>18673567
    It's evening.
    About 9pm-ish.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:20 No.18673614
    >>18673495
    [x]saucers and lots of duct tape
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:21 No.18673621
    >>18673585
    Evening tea then.
    Additional effect of having a pleasant time with Keima
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)22:23 No.18673650
    >>18673569
    Me, although I don't think she has PTSD.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)22:24 No.18673680
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    >saucers, lots of duct tape

    You summon a pair of saucers for the three of you.
    You also have Kraus whip up a shitload of ducttape.
    As you fly up to intercept the girls, you consider who to go for first.

    [ ]Zuchinni
    [ ]Sakura
    [ ]Illya
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:25 No.18673698
    >>18673680
    [x]Illya
    Mentillate to Saber, and get her to help us in subduing Illya.
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)22:25 No.18673700
    >>18673680
    lets take Illya
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:26 No.18673710
    >>18673680
    Illya, she's the least maneuverable compared to Lucchini and Sakura who both have experience flying.

    We can also get some help from Saber.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:27 No.18673725
    >>18673549
    >>18673559
    But they are so interesting! I don't want to beg LG to post his amazing huehuehue's. Damn paranoia....

    It appears we have an excuse to visit the DBZ universe to wish for more beads. Or space mardi gras...
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:28 No.18673734
    >>18673680
    Zucchini, she's by far the least dangerous.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:32 No.18673810
    >>18673650
    Okay, gonna lay it out for you: This isn't SW Erica, this is SWQ Erica. In SWQ, WW2 actually kicked off, and the witches fought other humans as well as each other before the Martians invaded, so Erica got to fight in the utter Hell that was the Eastern Front for several months. And then the Martians invaded.

    Remember what Minna said last SWQ about the Joint Squadrons? A witch would go up with a full compliment of fighters and come back alone. She's watched her homeland be ravaged by alien invaders. And all of this as a girl under 16

    I'm going to call it now: She has PTSD, and has internalized it to a huge extent. She's from the 40's. Shell Shock wasn't seen as a major deal.
    >> Fritz the suspended somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)22:32 No.18673815
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    >>18673734
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)22:33 No.18673826
    >>18673734
    I wouldn't be so sure about that.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:35 No.18673850
    Illya, we need to get her to a doctor for those berries.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:35 No.18673854
    >>18673680
    Illya, Onii-Chan has Hugs!
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:36 No.18673865
    >>18673815
    Yes, it sounds weird but think about it. Illya is Shirou, Sakura has a fuckton of magical cards, and Zucchini just has a magic rifle as far as we know.
    >> Fritz the suspended somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)22:36 No.18673868
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    >>18673680
    [x]Illya
    Because Because.
    Pic unrelated, just why my ideas will be interesting tonight.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)22:37 No.18673875
    >>18673865
    Oh, you're thinking in regards to combat abilities. Maybe, then.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:37 No.18673878
    >>18673850
    Do we really want that? Do we have to turn him back? I don't. Loli we can deal with, but Shirou...
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:38 No.18673890
    I wonder if Kraus would be able to create some "Insulin candy" to try to cancel out the sugar already in their systems.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)22:38 No.18673892
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    >illya
    >get help from saber.

    "Uhhh Saber. A little help please?"
    She materializes in her little-lion form.
    "Nyaai got it." She says as she grabs Illya by the waist.
    This doesn't even slow her down.
    "Dammit. We need to corner her." you tell Erica.
    "Kraus, gimme some broccoli."
    A large head of the vegetable appears in your hands, you toss it at Erica.
    "Erica, Use that to send her my way." YOu tell her.
    "Roger!"
    "Nyaai can't hold on any longer.." Saber says as she's flailed about by Illya.
    You and Keima Ready some duct-tape.

    *ROLL TO CATCH-A-LOLI*
    >> Fritz the suspended somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)22:38 No.18673897
    >>18673865
    Hmm touche.
    Changing to lucchini first.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)22:38 No.18673901
    >>18673878
    It's the principle of the thing, though. Regardless of if we'd rather have Illya around, it is proper to have it checked by the medical staff.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:39 No.18673904
    This may be a bit of metagaming, but...

    Every time we start experimenting with potions, we need to save a tiny bit in a test tube in case we need to have an antidote made. Metagaming or no, that's a sensible practice for an alchemist to follow.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:39 No.18673907
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    >>18673810
    >this fuckin guy
    >ptsd

    That is kind of a stretch. The real version spent ten years in Soviet Prison after the war and came out no worse for the wear.

    Getting them out of the strict military mindset and approach to interpersonal interaction they've got going is probably a good idea though.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:39 No.18673910
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>18673892
    Catch that loli!
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:39 No.18673913
    >>18673878
    There is always the possibility that Illya is like Kurou, and is activated by a trigger.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:39 No.18673914
    These tweets are making me very nervous.

    Tape on the saucers, push the saucers into the girls to trap them.

    Illya, Lucchini, Sakura.
    >> Fritz the suspended somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)22:39 No.18673918
    rolled 32 = 32

    >>18673892
    it's not like i want to catch her or anything.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:40 No.18673927
    rolled 59 = 59

    >>18673892
    Catch dat loli
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)22:40 No.18673929
    >>18673810
    okay, that's a good argument for her having possibly having psychological problems.
    but
    has it impacted her day-to-day life the way it has hayate? The reason we wen't into therapy was because we were worried about it having a negative impact on us in stressful situations.
    So far, Hayate hasn't seen any evidence or even a hint of that in Erica. She's performed fine in all of her assignments and tests that we've seen so far(except for when shirou screwed up their test, but that isn't her fault). Unless we see it make a difference in her behavior like it did for hayate, we can't just say, "Hey, you've been acting normal as far as I can tell, but I really think you need some therapy."
    >> Fritz the suspended somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)22:40 No.18673932
    rolled 73 = 73

    >>18673913
    Possibly sugar?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:40 No.18673937
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    Is it 'Zucchini', as in a character I don't know, or 'Lucchini' as in 'Francesca Lucchini', that is, this girl.
    Because it would be better to call her by her name. Prevents confusion and typos.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)22:41 No.18673940
    rolled 96 = 96

    >>18673892
    Here we go.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:41 No.18673946
    >>18673907
    The real version was a bit older, and didn't suffer through the same kind of losses/Martian Invasion that Erica did. Eric Hartmann prided himself on never losing a wingman; I don't think Erica can make that same claim.
    >> Fritz the suspended somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)22:42 No.18673955
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    >>18673937
    You decide.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)22:42 No.18673966
    rolled 96 = 96

    >>18673937
    Zucchini is her name. Nickname.

    Read SWQ. http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=strike%20witches
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)22:42 No.18673972
    >>18673940
    Udz with the save
    >>18673937
    I bet you wouldn't like us saying MEYAFOOJI either.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)22:43 No.18673979
    >>18673972
    A 96 twice in a row, even. What the hell.
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)22:44 No.18673988
    rolled 31 = 31

    >>18673979
    it's gonna be one of those nights man.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:44 No.18673990
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    >>18673946
    TEN YEARS IN A GULAG
    STILL JUST AS GOOFY

    Completely unflappable I tell ya.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:46 No.18674002
    >>18673966
    Welp, I sure am an idiot.
    Bailing out, lest I make myself look even more like a retard.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:46 No.18674007
    >>18673929
    Admittedly, no, we haven't seen any kind of negative effects. But again, she *is* from the 1940s. The reaction you got for saying you had shell shock was "Fucking deal with it, you fucking coward". She's probably in major denial that she even has it. We, as Hayate, can't suggest therapy to her face, but lets not delude ourselves about the likeliness that she has it.

    And honestly, not wanting to get someone treatment for PTSD because you like the personality quirks it gives them is a disgusting opinion.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)22:47 No.18674027
    >>18674002
    Don't worry about it, man. Though Strike Witches Quest really is a fine read.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)22:48 No.18674028
    >>18674002
    Nope, it's like the hotel California you can check out of this quest but you can never really leave.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:48 No.18674032
    >>18674002
    What before the insane paranoia sets in? You sure you want to leave?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)22:48 No.18674034
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    >>18673940
    Erica blocks Illya's route by holding out the broccoli in front of her.
    "EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!" Illya says as she swerves right in your direction.

    "Illya! Oniichan has hugs!" you tells her, your arms wide open.
    "Oniichaaaaaaaaaan!" *GLOMP*
    You hold her tight and take this opportunity to wrap her up in layers of tape.
    "Sorry, Illya, but I need you to calm down for now." You tell her.

    You carry her down to the floor and sit her in a chair.
    "Saber. Watch over her for me, okay?"
    "Nyaaffirmative."

    You fly back up to take care of the two others.

    [ ]Zuchinni
    [ ]Sakura
    >GIMME A ROLL TO ACCOMPANY YOUR CHOICE
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)22:49 No.18674048
    rolled 64 = 64

    >>18674034
    [ ]Sakura
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:49 No.18674049
    rolled 85 = 85

    >>18674034
    Sakura, leave the pilot for last.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)22:49 No.18674050
    rolled 61 = 61

    >>18674034
    Zucchini.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:49 No.18674051
    rolled 96 = 96

    >>18674034
    Sakura
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:49 No.18674052
    rolled 13 = 13

    >>18674034
    Lucchini.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:49 No.18674054
    >>18674007
    PTSD incidence is lower than you may think, and doesn't really account for Ursula who didn't really see any combat from what I recall.

    But yeah if she does manifest symptoms or whatever we should encourage treatment.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:50 No.18674058
    >>18674007
    She has to want help, it's pointless otherwise. We can talk to her about the war, swap PTSD flashbacks, talk about our feelings.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:50 No.18674065
    >>18674034
    goddammit nyaber is way too cute
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:51 No.18674071
    >>18674034
    The second this is over we are picking up saber and petting her. I can no longer resist this.
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)22:52 No.18674083
    >>18674007
    but what you've described is simply a set of circumstances that make her have a certain statistical probability that she has PTSD, not a real diagnosis.
    So I don't actually think she has PTSD, or any other psychological problem requiring professional help.
    I think she's kinda violent, but not to the point where I want to change her.
    If I did think that she did have a real disorder, then yes, i would want to get her help.
    but all we are going on right now is meta-gaming and supposition.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)22:52 No.18674084
    >>18674071
    seconding this.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:52 No.18674090
    rolled 91 = 91

    Zucchini, less danger in that direction.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:52 No.18674094
    rolled 56 = 56

    >>18674034
    [ ] Zuchinni
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:53 No.18674100
    >>18674090
    >First roll on /tg/ ever
    >Fucking 91
    WELP, I'm done rolling for tonight.
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)22:54 No.18674108
    rolled 60 = 60

    >>18674071
    seconded.
    >>18674034
    [x]Zuchinni
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)22:54 No.18674117
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>18674100
    Why? Never quit on a hot streak.
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)22:56 No.18674137
    rolled 41 = 41

    >>18674117
    indeed! or when you're on a losing streak.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)22:56 No.18674147
    rolled 80 = 80

    >>18674137
    Indubitably!
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)22:59 No.18674183
    >>18674147
    Because my next roll is almost guaranteed to be a nat 1. Fucking Dice Gods and my luck.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:00 No.18674201
    >>18674071
    Seconded

    >>18674083
    Lookout has it right.
    And since Erica has shown no indications of any problems whatsoever we can't just up and say she needs help. To a soldier and a WW2 veteran that's basically the biggest insult you can give out of the blue

    If she breaks down and if we are aware of it then we get her help
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:03 No.18674223
    >>18674032
    Insane paranoia already set in. Unfortunately (or fortunately. Matter of perspective) the countermeasures against them are working.
    Rather shoddily, I might add.
    I get like those cartoony little angel and little demon appearing on my shoulders:
    Angel: 'why not just go on?'
    Demon: 'you don't have idea what's going on. You caught this too late. What is this, the 75th thread? It's too late'
    Angel: 'why not just read the archive? Won't take you longer than three days'
    Demon: 'it references plenty of things you don't know about, plus ANOTHER quest which is very long'
    Angel: 'why not read that quest too? And surely the references aren't very important to the story, or are explained in the thread if they are'
    Demon: 'harems'

    And that one is a devastating argument. As I say, I take my leave. I'll make sure the door hits me on the way out.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)23:04 No.18674233
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    >zuchinni
    "Erica send Luchinni my way next!"
    "Okay, teacakes."
    She does the same as she did earlier and uses the brocolli as a loli repellent.
    "NOOOOOOOPE!" Zuchinni says as she swerves crazily to avoid the vegetable.
    She runs straight at you, her feet propelling her faster and faster across the ceiling.
    "Luchinni! STOP!" You tell her "STOOOOOP!"
    *SLAM*

    She knocks you off your Saucer and the two of you fall.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:05 No.18674265
    >>18674233
    Aren't we still handcuffed to Keima? Did we use our violin's monomolecular bow to simply cut the chain?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:05 No.18674268
    >>18674223
    Really there isn't a burning need to know everything about the story in order to contribute and we always like new people since it means new ideas for crazy plans.

    It does help quite a bit though
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:06 No.18674280
    >>18674201
    I know, that's why I said we could suggest it to her face because of "PTSD=Admission of Cowardice" in her mind.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:08 No.18674302
    >>18674280
    couldN'T, rather.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:09 No.18674314
    >>18674280
    That and we only have room for one nervous wreck in this quest and Hayate fits the bill perfectly
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)23:11 No.18674344
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    You fall on the table below you, the sturdy plasteel slab holding your weight.
    Platters, glasses, and candy wrappers scatter everywhere with the impact.
    Keima manages to stay on his saucer and is now floating just to your right as far as the chain on the cuffs would allow him.

    Since Luchinni was running on the cieling upside-down, and you were flying right-side-up, you find yourself with a faceful of crotch.

    "Owowowow" She says as she tries to get back up.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]GRAB HER
    [ ]LET HER GO
    [ ]OTHER
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:11 No.18674354
    >>18674314
    >nervous wreck
    >Hayate
    wat.
    Are we talking about the same character, here?
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:11 No.18674356
    >>18674233
    Hayate really needs to stop
    *shades*
    Falling for women.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:12 No.18674359
    >>18674344
    Grab her, this will not end bad I assure you all.
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)23:12 No.18674360
    >>18674344
    [x]Other, timestop and duct tape her to the table.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:12 No.18674361
    >>18674344
    Grab her, don't let her return to the ceiling, keep her down until we can get some assistance duct taping her to a saucer.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)23:12 No.18674363
    rolled 65 = 65

    >>18674344
    Grab her, hogtie with tape.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:12 No.18674366
    >>18674344
    [x] OTHER

    "Erica, NOW!"
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:12 No.18674371
    >>18674344
    [x]OTHER
    Duct tape Lucchini
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)23:13 No.18674376
    >>18674360
    No, wait, let's do this.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:13 No.18674381
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>18674344
    [x]OTHER
    Use timestop and duct tape her. Then get up and resume time.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:14 No.18674391
    >>18674344
    [X]OTHER: Tongue in Butt.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:16 No.18674429
    >>18674354
    Well he has been getting better but until now the PTSD moments LG liked doing were out of the blue and pretty much turned him into a gibbering wreck
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)23:18 No.18674445
    >>18674391
    Worst idea of the year, all years. Putting our tongue in loli butt gets us killed.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:19 No.18674459
    >>18674429
    No, they turned us into gibbering wrecks. Hayate never missed a beat.
    Sure there was a lot of resentment, but definitely no PTSD-like events to my recollection
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:20 No.18674478
    rolled 30 = 30

    >>18674381

    seconded
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:21 No.18674485
    >>18674459
    No we've had a few breakdowns.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)23:22 No.18674508
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    >OTHER
    You stop time for two reasons.
    1) to tie the italian sugar goblin down
    2) to keep Erica seeing your predicament and murderating you.

    You pull Keima into the time stop and the two of you make quick work of layering tape to anchor Luchinni onto the table

    You release the time-stop and go for the last one.
    **ROLL FOR SAKURA CATCHAN**

    >>18674391
    >oh how I missed you.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:22 No.18674514
    rolled 94 = 94

    >>18674508
    Rollan
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:22 No.18674520
    >>18674459
    >definitely no PTSD-like events to my recollection
    Nervous breakdown after our dinner at Wagnaria.
    When we were getting our bike back from our home dimension.
    Breakdown when the Hina mentioned things coming crashing down.
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)23:23 No.18674523
    rolled 34 = 34

    >>18674508
    shes gonna get
    *sunglasses*
    captured
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:23 No.18674527
    rolled 48 = 48

    >>18674508
    Canadian nat 1 get.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:23 No.18674532
    >>18674514
    >94
    Alright, that's good enough.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:23 No.18674535
    >>18674520
    VANILLA MASSAGE
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:24 No.18674539
    rolled 94 = 94

    >>18674532
    Nah dude, let it ride
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:24 No.18674545
    >>18674445
    To be fair she has a nice butt to do it to though. I can see he temptation
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:24 No.18674548
    rolled 9 = 9

    Let's see if my streak is still on.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:25 No.18674551
    >>18674520
    That last one was our controlled crash, I wouldn't count that one per say.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)23:25 No.18674553
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    >>18674391

    >>18674445
    now whats all this about loli butts?
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)23:26 No.18674563
    >>18674553
    a joke that's been quietly biding its time for an appropriate comeback, which this certainly was.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)23:27 No.18674581
    >>18674553
    See: Nanoha's birthday party.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)23:27 No.18674592
    >>18674563
    I was being facetious.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)23:28 No.18674603
    >>18674581
    been with the quest since first couple.
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)23:29 No.18674615
    >>18674592
    yeah, well...
    your mom's being facetious.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)23:30 No.18674625
    >>18674615
    Probably.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)23:30 No.18674639
    >>18674603
    AND?
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)23:31 No.18674652
    >>18674639
    just saying i don't need to look back.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)23:32 No.18674659
    >>18674652
    Poppycock. :D
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:32 No.18674660
    Guys? We know nothing of Erica before we met her. For all we know she's always been like this.

    We can't comment on her sanity. I, for one, think this is just her character, and that we should drop the idea entirely. We have enough problems on our plate, we don't need to take on others'.

    Also: LG, if you're really limiting our reloads, then you need to not present too many HUEHUE scenarios, because we choose them in order to see funny ends, and some will choose them specifically to harm us.
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)23:32 No.18674677
    >>18674639
    it's cool, i walked into that.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:36 No.18674716
    >>18674660
    I really doubt he is limiting our reloads.
    Remember the whole thing of twitter is it's not canon until it's in the thread so it could of been alternatie timelines etc
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)23:36 No.18674724
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    >>18674659
    Well sometimes i do for the lulz.
    Here have a drink, it's delicious.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:39 No.18674763
    >>18674716
    Yeah, but damn near every plot-important tweet has ended up in the thread.

    It's either affecting us now, or from a failed universe.

    I'm more concerned about the girl who will leave us. My immediate guess is Hina, but my worst fear is Perrine. We'll finally get her into the group and she'll be happy, but she won't be able to do the sharing thing and she'll leave, causing all the horrible events that lead to our death and her sad, lonely life.

    Dammit, problems like these are what magic is FOR. Get the group together, we're starting a Holy Grail War. Wish this all solved.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)23:39 No.18674768
    >>18674724
    I would, but the diabbeetus says I shouldn't.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)23:41 No.18674789
    >>18674768
    God damn you diabeetus!
    Damn yous to hell!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)23:41 No.18674795
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    >Sakura
    You decide to stop wasting time and just freeze her with your remaining timestop.
    You and Keima bind her in time for the timestop to run out.

    You float her down to the floor and sit her down next to Illya.
    Ilya is being fed bits of candy to calm her down.
    Luchinni has managed to plant her face in a cake.
    Sakura begins to vibrate in her seat.

    "So... What now?" Erica asks you as she picks up yet another candy bar.

    [ ]calm them down [HOW?]
    [ ]leave them bound
    [ ]OTHER
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)23:43 No.18674818
    >>18674795
    [x]calm them down, get the violin out and play a lullaby.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:43 No.18674821
    >>18674795
    Call in the officers, take Illya to the Doctor. Doctor McNinja, that is.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)23:43 No.18674826
    >>18674795
    [x]Calm Them

    Get in touch with medical/the Commander, inform them we have three very heavily sugar overdosed girls, and we need a counter agent.

    >>18674818
    Though that's not bad either.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:44 No.18674830
    >>18674763
    I think it would be Perrine or Nanoha

    Perrine since it is too much for her and Nanoha since she still feels a bit distant thanks to her age difference

    Also only about a third of the tweets have actually shown up in the thread, we still have no clue on whether half of them were true, failed timelines or just little hints of things that may not happen
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:44 No.18674832
    >>18674795
    Leave them bound. Seconding the lullaby idea. WE SHALL SERENADE THEM WITH OUR VIOLIN AND WOO EVERYONE THAT DOESNT PASS OUT.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)23:44 No.18674833
    >>18674818
    I like this!
    Lookout makes it so my booze addled mind doesn't have to think.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:45 No.18674850
    >>18674795
    Use Kraus to summon bows ribbons and frills and practice your loli decorating ability.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:45 No.18674857
    >>18674830
    >>18674763
    It's Hina
    >that fated bench
    That bench where she first asked about joining the family
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)23:45 No.18674858
    >>18674833
    heheheheheh
    I'm on my third drink tonight.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:46 No.18674859
    >>18674795
    >>18674818
    Seconded lullaby, then we pickup saber and pet her.
    >> [O] !cBT9DvxTlw 04/11/12(Wed)23:46 No.18674862
    >>18674818

    voting for this

    +1
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:46 No.18674874
    >>18674830
    It wouldn't be Nahona, she's a canon lesbian so this would practically be her harem as well.

    If any of the girls leaves us, we're going to be the best goddamn gentleman in the world about it. And if Perrine leaves us, she's getting fat monthly checks.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:47 No.18674883
    >>18674818
    Seconding this. Let's test the limits of our weaponized music.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)23:47 No.18674894
    >>18674858
    Im on my 7th in two hours.
    But to be fair my massive nicotine dose knocked a few off.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:47 No.18674898
    >>18674857
    True, but the bench was also where Perrine and Hina came to meet us, so it's probably one of them.

    +1 vote for the violin lullaby. We'll probably put everyone to sleep.

    When Erica falls asleep, we're drawing on her face in melted chocolate and then letting Lucchini wake her up.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:49 No.18674923
    >>18674898
    Hina met us in SWQ dimension in the baths.
    Our most memorable interaction with her was in the infirmary, and in her bedroom.

    Speaking of which. Did Hina move in with us?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)23:50 No.18674939
    >>18674923
    You're thinking of Perrine, not Hina. Hina's not been to the SWQ dimension.

    She hasn't moved in, no. Not yet.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:50 No.18674941
    >>18674923
    I'd check your math on that one, comrade.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)23:51 No.18674952
    >>18674923
    ????
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)23:52 No.18674967
    >>18674923
    >>18674939
    Also, we first met Perrine by the gazebo, if I recall correctly.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:53 No.18674991
    >>18674923
    I was talking about the bench where we played our violin for them, and then Sakamoto came and got them drunk. Dunno if that'd count as important.

    I just hope it isn't Perrine who leaves us so soon after joining. After figuring out what happened to her in the beta-timeline, I just want to hug her and shower her in all manner of love and lovely things.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)23:54 No.18675006
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    You take out your violin.
    "What're you gonna do?" Erica asks.
    "I'm playing them to sleep. You might want to cover your ears." you tell them. "But first."
    YOu bring your bow down on the chain of the handcuffs.
    The monomolecular edge not even scratching the thing.
    'Fucking Orihalcum.' You think to yourself.

    "Can't cut it?" Keima asks.
    "Nope." You shrug.
    He says nothing and slaps some earplugs into his ears.
    Erica stuffs her fingers into hers.

    You begin to play.

    ***ROLL FOR PLAYING SKILLZ***
    >use memory to deepen the song?
    >what memory?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/11/12(Wed)23:55 No.18675021
    >>18674991
    That was not a bench.
    You summoned a table and some chairs for them
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)23:55 No.18675025
    rolled 94 = 94

    >>18675006
    We are fucked
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:55 No.18675029
    >>18674991
    Haha that's cute. You think were in the Omega time line.

    Bitch this is the Beta time line, and in Beta time were about to die and have our world crumble.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:55 No.18675035
    >>18674991
    I wasn't paying attention for a few weeks. What happened with her?
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)23:56 No.18675042
    rolled 18 = 18

    >>18675006
    inb4 chef starts singing
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)23:56 No.18675044
    >>18675025
    Yess, memory of falling asleep in the girls arms
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:56 No.18675048
    rolled 21 = 21

    >>18675006
    The memory of sleeping in a warm bed the first time you got back from those three months collecting money off the suiciders in the woods.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:57 No.18675056
    rolled 98 = 98

    >>18675006
    Yes use memory, the first night we went to sleep with Erica and Ursula on us, the best night of sleep we had up till that point, with love on both sides of us.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/11/12(Wed)23:57 No.18675061
    rolled 13 = 13

    >>18675006
    >>18675044
    That is quite good.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:57 No.18675062
    >>18675042
    >>18675048
    God dammit people, refresh before rolling.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:57 No.18675064
    Remember guys it is all up to us.
    We can fix things or we can fuck them up so we don't need to worry about them up and leaving just yet
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:57 No.18675067
    >>18675006
    Easy, the memories we have of working 50 hour shifts as a child.

    Annnnnnnnnnnnnd now I have to go fap. Thanks alot LG. I was happy with my fetishes, and now this. Great.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:58 No.18675075
    rolled 29 = 29

    >>18675006
    Use Memory.
    The warmth of the kerosene heater and the rocking of the boat, of the exhaustion of the day pulling us down to sleep from when we worked on that fishing boat.
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:58 No.18675077
    >>18675006
    We shall use our memories of before we became an Agent in Training, before Mike found us. How the days would drag on and on. The debt piling up day after day. Just how life seems to be an eternity of having your actions reduced to nothing.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/11/12(Wed)23:58 No.18675086
    >>18675056
    welp, conflicted about this. on the one hand it is an awesome roll, on the other you beat my best roll in a while.
    >> Lookout 04/11/12(Wed)23:58 No.18675088
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    rolled 80 = 80

    >>18675006
    >dat picture
    >> Anonymous 04/11/12(Wed)23:59 No.18675095
    >warned Erica to plug her ears
    >can't draw on her sleeping face

    Guys, part of the attraction of our relationship is that we continually prank each other. Remember the fun we had with the dress?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/12/12(Thu)00:00 No.18675112
    rolled 35 = 35

    >>18675062
    Oh relax.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:01 No.18675140
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    >>18675006
    >> Lookout 04/12/12(Thu)00:02 No.18675153
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    rolled 83 = 83

    >>18675062
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/12/12(Thu)00:03 No.18675158
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    >>18675006
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/12/12(Thu)00:03 No.18675170
    >>18675056
    You play a lullaby.
    A soothing flowing tune.
    A tune fueled by the peaceful sleep you have in the girls' arms.
    You see the music taking it's effect.
    Sakura stops rocking in her seat, Illya closes her eyes and nods off, Luchinni gives the cake a final headbutt then dozes off.
    Saber takes a seat on the floor and begins to take a cat-nap.

    YOu finish playing and put away your violin.
    You turn to Keima and Erica, "Well that's tha- christ."
    The two of them are also fast asleep.
    Erica has a silly grin on her face, and Keima is sleeping soundly while leaning against the wall.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:04 No.18675182
    >>18675170
    Tongue in Butt
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:04 No.18675188
    >>18675170
    >The two of them are also fast asleep.
    >Erica has a silly grin on her face
    Saber tiem! We grab her, hug her and pet her!
    >> Lookout 04/12/12(Thu)00:05 No.18675192
    >>18675170
    call out to the riot squad, let them know its taken care of.
    >>18675182
    whose butt though?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:06 No.18675203
    >>18675170
    Quickly observe the riot patrol and see how many that took out. Then proceed to prank Erica.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:06 No.18675204
    >>18675170
    Thank you based LG.

    Take some of the melted fudge from the sundaes, or melt some chocolate, and draw hearts and lovey-dovey phrases on Erica's face. Then cool them solid.

    Draw a target on Keima's. Everyone will think we're just having fun, but Keima will think "TARGET..."
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:06 No.18675213
    >>18675192
    All the butts in turn.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:06 No.18675214
    >>18675170
    Draw some cute stuff on Erica's face with a sharpie or fudge. Pet lion Saber, pick up the various sleepers and drop the little girls off in their bed, Erica in her bed and find Sousuke to get Keima unattached and drop him in his bed.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:06 No.18675221
    >>18675170
    Put Keima on one saucer, put Lucchini, Sakura, Illya, and Saber on individual saucers, carry Erica in our arms.

    Tell the security team that we've handled the situation, and settle our tab with Chef (if he's awake).
    >> Lookout 04/12/12(Thu)00:07 No.18675232
    seonding>>18675188
    and>>18675204
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:07 No.18675233
    >>18675170
    Blankets for everyone. and then saucer them back to our room. Oh and pay Chef.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/12/12(Thu)00:07 No.18675237
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    >>18675170
    something involving teabags.
    And don't forget to pet saber.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:09 No.18675272
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    >>18675170
    Pet Saber, get Illya to the doctor.
    >>18675237
    So are we playing this game?
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/12/12(Thu)00:10 No.18675300
    >>18675272
    only pic i had with erica crushing testicles.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:11 No.18675306
    >>18675272
    >So are we playing this game?
    That's for when we make the age regression potion and dress up with a randosel.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:11 No.18675314
    >>18675300
    Good, cuz that's the only Getrude rape pic I have.
    >> Lookout 04/12/12(Thu)00:12 No.18675327
    a gupta is, $200, right?

    chef said we owed 15 guptas, so they ate
    $3000 worth of chocolate, sugar, and cake.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:12 No.18675331
    Gertrude* fuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:13 No.18675341
    >>18675170
    Draw on Erica's face in chocolate / fudge
    Target on Keima
    Get one of the riot squad to unlock us from Keima
    Hug / pat nyaber while we take Ilya to the doctor
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:13 No.18675350
    >>18675327
    Honestly, I expected worse, much much worse, as in the GDP of a first world nation worse.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:13 No.18675353
    >>18675341
    I like it, lets do this.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:14 No.18675362
    >>18675327
    Goddamn.

    Those girls are going to be sick as dogs tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:17 No.18675406
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    I pray Negayate sings at least one song by Voltaire while we fight, whenever that happens.
    I find the scariest of villains always sing as they butcher their foes.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/12/12(Thu)00:17 No.18675408
    >>18675314
    it seems we are at a impass
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:18 No.18675429
    >>18675170
    Tongue, Saber's Butt. Now.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:19 No.18675439
    >>18675406
    When the Devil is too busy...
    And Death's a bit to much,
    They call on me, by name you see,
    For my special touch.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:22 No.18675480
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    >>18675408
    true, I do have this though. Haha post rape insanity.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:22 No.18675481
    >>18675429
    Alright, enough. Give it a rest for a few days.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/12/12(Thu)00:22 No.18675485
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    Put Keima and Erica on saucers and walk towards Saber.
    You pick up the adorable lion-loli and pet her.
    "Thank you for your hard work today." You tell her as she stirs awake.
    "Nyaa?" she slowly opens her eyes.
    "Oh. I'm sorry for waking you up." YOu tell her as you continue petting her.
    "Nyou can put me down nyow." She says as she realizes that she's in your arms.
    For the second time today, she blushes.
    "Oh sure." You say as you set her back down on her feet.
    The two of you place the girls on saucers and you lead the train of sleepers to the cashier.
    There, Chef is snoring away with his hand still on hte register.
    'Kraus, give me 20 guptas in cash.'
    'ROGER THAT FAGTITS.'
    You pull out the twenty gold coins from your pocket and place them next to Chef's sleeping form
    You also leave a note saying [Sorry for the trouble, keep the change.]


    You then proceed outside where you find the whole security force also asleep.
    'Goddamn, I'm good.' you think to yourself as you lead the procession of sleepers back to the dorms
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/12/12(Thu)00:24 No.18675506
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    >>18675429
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:24 No.18675515
    >>18675485
    >For the second time today, she blushes.
    It's working.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:25 No.18675522
    >>18675480
    THIRTEEN POINT NINE MILLIMETER

    FULL
    METAL
    JACKET
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:25 No.18675527
    >>18675485
    When we get our little bottle-house, we're practicing a sex song.

    Because goddamn it will be amazing.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:25 No.18675531
    >>18675480
    THIS IS MY RIFLE
    THIS IS MY GUN
    ONE IS FOR FIGHTING
    ONE IS FOR FUN!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:26 No.18675534
    >>18675485
    While we're putting everyone to bed, let's get some things out of the way.
    Mentillate to Sousuke:
    'Hey man, any luck on finding a locksmith or keys for these handcuffs?'

    Mentillate to Infirmary, Dr. McNinja:
    'Hello, Doctor? I have a patient with me who ingested some berries that swapped their gender and age-regressed them. It also seems to have changed their personality. May I bring them down to the Infirmary?'
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/12/12(Thu)00:26 No.18675537
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    >rape mango
    >posting negayate
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:26 No.18675540
    >>18675485
    >"Nyou can put me down nyow."

    n-no

    i dont think i can
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/12/12(Thu)00:28 No.18675575
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    >>18675480
    Yes but TAKE THIS!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:28 No.18675582
    >>18675537
    In the context of that manga, it's less rape and more "I want to have sex, just not in front of someone because it's embarrassing." And Hayate is all "I'mma fuck you because I know you want it."
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:29 No.18675590
    >>18675540
    ... I would never be able to put her down either.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:29 No.18675593
    >>18675485
    Seriously need to decorate their faces. We warned them what we were going to do, it's their own fault for succumbing, can't blame us for taking advantage.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/12/12(Thu)00:29 No.18675594
    rolled 28 = 28

    >>18675575
    >>18675480
    Knock it off, guys, would you?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:30 No.18675604
    >>18675594
    Okay, I had my fill.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:32 No.18675648
    >>18675575
    Alright, IQDB shows nothing. Got some sauce there?
    >> !H9t0.FLonc 04/12/12(Thu)00:34 No.18675674
    rolled 61 = 61

    >>18675593
    seconded
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:34 No.18675677
    >>18675648
    GIS returns results but they are all in moonrunes.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:35 No.18675687
    >>18675648
    google is returning MayDay part 2.
    Not finding any translation, though.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/12/12(Thu)00:35 No.18675690
    >>18675648
    http://www.mediafire.com/?03d7a12ppneiygu
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/12/12(Thu)00:36 No.18675703
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    You mentillate the Infirmary, Kraus getting you in touch with the doctor automatically.
    "Sir, I have a trainee here that ingested some berries, It changed his gender, age, and gave him a new personality."
    "Damn, Sounds interesting. I'm out in the field right now unfortunately. You can bring him to Frank."
    "Err..." you reply.
    "Ah yes, not the best idea huh. Is he in danger of dying?" The doctor asks
    "I don't think so." You answer him
    "Well, just keep him under observation until I get back in the morning. What's his name, I can monitor hims through his device."
    "He's Shirou Emiya." You tell him
    "Okay, I'll set up monitoring routines through his device." He tells you "Just keep tabs on him if anything should happen."
    "Okay sir."

    YOu then contact Sousuke.
    "Hey man. Any luck with those keys?"

    *ROLL EM*
    Taking the first one.

    >>18675575
    pssst censor the pics.
    >> Lookout 04/12/12(Thu)00:37 No.18675714
    rolled 98 = 98

    >>18675703
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:38 No.18675733
    >>18675714
    Yay, Lookout!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:38 No.18675734
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    >>18675703
    You mean DAICENSOR your pics.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/12/12(Thu)00:39 No.18675741
    >>18675714
    jolly good show
    >>18675703
    technically it is censored.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/12/12(Thu)00:40 No.18675762
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    >>18675714
    'Yeah, I found them.' he tells you.
    'Drop by my room so I can take them off.'
    'Okay man. Thanks.'

    You arrive at the dorms shortly after that.
    WAT DO?
    [ ]Tuck the girls in first
    [ ]Handcuffs


    >there goes sleeping with keima in the swagpile
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:40 No.18675766
    >>18675714
    Damn lookout, you are on fire tonight
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:41 No.18675790
    >>18675762
    Get the handcuffs dealt with first.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:41 No.18675793
    >>18675762
    Girls first. They are all asleep anyway.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:41 No.18675794
    >>18675762
    We could just not get them taken off...
    Anyway tuck the girls in, probably a good idea to have them on the couch in our room so we can keep an eye on them
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:42 No.18675800
    >>18675762
    Handcuffs. Fucker probably reeeeallllly wants to take a shower right now, and we're too worn out to fuck with him like that.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/12/12(Thu)00:42 No.18675802
    rolled 30 = 30

    >>18675762
    >>there goes sleeping with keima in the swagpile
    Sads. I mean, we could LIE, but... Nah.

    [x]Girls first.
    >> Lookout 04/12/12(Thu)00:42 No.18675805
    >>18675762
    [x] tuck the girls in first
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:42 No.18675812
    >>18675800
    He is asleep thanks to the lullaby
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/12/12(Thu)00:43 No.18675821
    >>18675800
    Keima's getting a nice nap, now. Unless you're talking about Sousuke.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:43 No.18675822
    >>18675762
    [x]Handcuffs
    Get them off, and it'll make tucking the girls in easier.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:43 No.18675831
    >>18675762
    Tuck them in.

    But fill Erica's hand with whipped cream and tickle her nose to wake her up. It's tradition.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:44 No.18675840
    Also draw a target on Keima's forehead and draw on Erica's face with chocolate or something.
    Wanna see her wake up to Luchinni licking her face for the chocolate
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:46 No.18675870
    for lulz we can slip a note into his pocket about the wonderfull time we had last night and how we messed up the sleeping song
    >> !H9t0.FLonc 04/12/12(Thu)00:47 No.18675877
    rolled 14 = 14

    >>18675831
    This ! it's brillant !
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:48 No.18675901
    >>18675831
    If we're going to do that, we should unchain ourselves first so that we can have front-row seats to that spectacle, and can run away when she wakes up.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:50 No.18675924
    >>18675831
    If by whipped cream you mean a fresh batch of Hayate's baby-batter that he just whipped up, then yes.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/12/12(Thu)00:50 No.18675932
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    >tuck girls in
    [ ]your room
    [ ]thier own
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:51 No.18675938
    >>18675924
    Surprise self-inflicted wake up facial? I like the way you think anon.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:51 No.18675944
    >>18675932
    Our room, all of them are going to have a serious fucking sugar crash and we're supposed to keep lolishirou under observation.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/12/12(Thu)00:52 No.18675953
    >>18675932
    Their own, see if our girls can come give us a hand, perhaps.
    >> [O] !cBT9DvxTlw 04/12/12(Thu)00:52 No.18675959
    >>18675932

    [O]your room

    why is this even an option?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:53 No.18675963
    >>18675932
    [x]their own
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:53 No.18675972
    >>18675932
    [X] our room
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:53 No.18675975
    >>18675932
    Our room, we caused this we can handle the fallout
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:53 No.18675976
    >>18675959
    Because it can close off certain paths in LG's flowchart.
    And certain choices will lead to a reduced number of reloads.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:54 No.18675979
    >>18675932
    Our room, they're going to need some actual care and chicken noodle soup after their sugar crash.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:54 No.18675981
    >>18675932
    [x] our room

    We will build a pyramid of swag.
    >> Lookout 04/12/12(Thu)00:54 No.18675982
    >>18675932
    [x] our room, on the couch.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/12/12(Thu)00:54 No.18675986
    >>18675953
    Well, Sakura and Zucchini in their own rooms.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:56 No.18676013
    >>18675932

    >fuck girls in
    [ ]your room
    [ ]thier own

    FTFY
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:57 No.18676027
    any 1 post the list of girls that will be in our bed?

    i know most will be soft cuddly loli's but still....
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/12/12(Thu)00:58 No.18676040
    >>18676013
    We do not bone the lolis. Bad anon.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:58 No.18676052
    >>18676027
    Lucchini, Sakura, Ilya, Erica.

    Plus any who are already in it.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/12/12(Thu)00:58 No.18676053
    >>18676027
    Erica
    Ursula
    Hina
    Nanoha
    Luchinni
    Sakura
    Illya
    Keima
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/12/12(Thu)00:59 No.18676055
    >>18676027
    Another thing i would like to discuss:
    Goddammit 4chan you have turned me into a fictional pedophile.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)00:59 No.18676058
    >>18676013
    Nah, sakura is little sister tier, luchinni is waiting for it to ripen tier and ilya is kind of cute but Fucking Shirou tier
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:00 No.18676070
    >>18676013

    one does not simply force open young buds.

    you can grope them though.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:00 No.18676080
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    >>18675981
    >We will build a pyramid of swag.
    That's just a terrible idea. The girls at the bottom will be uncomfortable you short-sighted asshole.

    It's like you idiots don't understand the concept of consequences.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:02 No.18676109
    >>18676053
    >girls
    >keima

    HOLY SHIT GUYS, KEIMA IS ON GODDESS MODE

    THANK YOU LG
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:03 No.18676123
    We could take this opportunity to talk to Elsie maybe.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:03 No.18676126
    >>18676080
    Indeed. We should be working on a Swag Dyson Sphere.
    Or some sort of swag tesseract...
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:03 No.18676127
    >>18676053
    Would it be possible for our device to add a second bed to the room?
    We'll throw the loli's on the second bed, throw Erica on our bed, and then go get the handcuff keys
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/12/12(Thu)01:04 No.18676133
    >>18676109
    No guarantees. Ever.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:04 No.18676140
    >>18676126
    >Swag Dyson Sphere.

    How would that even work? Do we just build one of those balls that hamsters roll around in out of girls?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:07 No.18676177
    >swag tesseract

    So when we finally have sex, we'll be having sex with all the girls at the same time, and they will also be having sex with each other at the same time?

    Dude, that's fucking amazing. We need to make this reality.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/12/12(Thu)01:07 No.18676179
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    >your own.
    On the way up to your room, you find Sagara waiting in the hall by his door, keys in his hands.
    He takes one look at the train of sleepers floating behind you.
    "What happened?" He asks.
    "Too much sugar, and an effective lullaby." You tell him.
    "I see.." HE says as he snaps the cuff off your wrists.
    "Anyway, I apologize again for earlier. I lost control again."
    "Nah, It's okay man. I was at fault too." YOu chuckle.
    "And it was again very effective." he manages a slight smile.
    "Goodnight." he says as he steps into his room and closes the door.

    Now free from Keima, you are much more free to move.
    You decide to bring him to his room quickly.
    YOu put him in bed, and contact Elsie
    'Hey El. Take care of keima okay? Tell him to grab a shower as soon as he wakes up.'
    'okay!' she answers you.
    as you leave you remember something you've been meaning to do for a long time.
    You turn back around
    *ROLL EM*
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:08 No.18676199
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>18676179
    oh fuck what are we doing
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/12/12(Thu)01:08 No.18676202
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>18676179
    I'm afraid this will roll poorly.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:09 No.18676208
    rolled 17 = 17

    >>18676179
    We've been meaning to catch up on our reading. It'll give us something to do as we watch over the girls.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:09 No.18676213
    rolled 63 = 63

    >>18676202
    >>18676199
    ooooh, dear...
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/12/12(Thu)01:09 No.18676214
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>18676179
    I like where this is going.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/12/12(Thu)01:09 No.18676218
    rolled 62 = 62

    >>18676199
    >>18676202
    >>18676208
    Oh god, we're doing horribly.
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/12/12(Thu)01:10 No.18676230
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>18676214
    apparently the dice gods don't want this to happen.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:10 No.18676232
    rolled 98 = 98

    >>18676179
    This had better be the bulls-eye on his forehead.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:10 No.18676233
    rolled 48 = 48

    >>18676179
    KISS HIM
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:10 No.18676234
    rolled 80 = 80

    >>18676179

    LEZ DODIS
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/12/12(Thu)01:11 No.18676237
    rolled 53 = 53

    Well, let's just keep trying.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:11 No.18676240
    rolled 27 = 27

    WAKE HIM UP WITH A KISS
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/12/12(Thu)01:11 No.18676243
    rolled 17 = 17

    >>18676232
    awww
    >> [O] !cBT9DvxTlw 04/12/12(Thu)01:12 No.18676246
    rolled 28 = 28

    >>18676179

    wat could it be
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/12/12(Thu)01:12 No.18676248
    rolled 16 = 16

    rollan
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:12 No.18676255
    >>18676179
    Goddammit, more capital letter hijinks?

    HE YO YO

    Call in a random T, THE YO-YO.

    Anybody notice a yoyo somewhere?
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/12/12(Thu)01:13 No.18676261
    rolled 43 = 43

    >>18676248
    why have my rolls sucked so hard lately
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/12/12(Thu)01:13 No.18676271
    >>18676246
    Not something that screws it all up, I hope.

    >>18676232
    How did I miss that roll?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:14 No.18676275
    rolled 3 = 3

    Put the plant clippings into a lot and water it a bit, we need to keep it alive for testing
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:16 No.18676305
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    >Taking Keima to HIS room and not OURS as was rolled and said that would be done
    >> Fritz the drunk somali pirate 04/12/12(Thu)01:16 No.18676314
    rolled 27 = 27

    welp ive been living on 3-4 hours of sleep a night for a while now so im going to go to sleep while i have the chance. night all
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:18 No.18676333
    >>18676305
    Keima was never brought up. All of the choices referred to the girls, and did not include him.

    Look, you want to suck cock that much, I'm sure that Frank and Danny would be more than happy to oblige.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:18 No.18676336
    >>18676305
    Girls were going to our room. His destination was unspecified.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:19 No.18676342
    rolled 55 = 55

    >>18676179
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:19 No.18676345
    >>18676333
    *Danny
    No, that was Billy. And White Briefs Guy.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:19 No.18676347
    >>18676305
    >implying that LG refreshes before writing his post

    Many quest-runners have been said to drink the tears of their players, but I am convinced that LG is some sort of tear-elemental, and our sorrow makes up his very body.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/12/12(Thu)01:20 No.18676358
    >>18676333
    But... they aren't Keima.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/12/12(Thu)01:23 No.18676387
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    You take out the LP and player you got for him a few weeks ago, You place them on his desk.

    You take a look at his sleeping face and can't resist playing a little prank.
    You find a sharpie marker among a mug of pens on his desk.
    Not being able to think of anything to draw, you decide on a simple bullseye as a reference to earlier's shooting exercises at camp.

    This done, you head back outside and lead the train of sleepers into your room with Nyaber walking beside you.

    As you step inside, Hina, Ursula and Nanoha are at the table drinking coffee and chatting.
    "Hi." Hina begins, "Welcome ba- What's going on?"
    She says as she sees the procession of saucers following you

    WAT SAY?

    >>18676305
    Only asked about the girls.
    Lost Keima night when you rolled for handcuffs.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:25 No.18676411
    >>18676387
    "Sakura and Lucchini overdosed on sugar, so they're sleeping it off. This is Illya, but actually Shirou. He ate some berries he really shouldn't have.
    "And as for Erica, she got hit by one of my lullabies. It was super effective."
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:26 No.18676418
    >>18676387
    I played them a lullaby and they went to sleep. I'm not going let a pile of little girls wake up to a complete sugar crash and upset stomachs without some chicken noodle soup waiting.

    Erica, just got hit in the radius of the lullaby, want to draw on her face?
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/12/12(Thu)01:30 No.18676468
    First
    >>18676411
    >"Sakura and Lucchini overdosed on sugar, so they're sleeping it off. This is Illya, but actually Shirou. He ate some berries he really shouldn't have.

    Then
    >>18676418
    >I played them a lullaby and they went to sleep. I'm not going let a pile of little girls wake up to a complete sugar crash and upset stomachs without some chicken noodle soup waiting.

    Followed by, "And I had to bring Erica back here, any way, so it just seemed simplest to bring them all. At least I dropped Keima off at his room?"
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:33 No.18676500
    >>18676418
    >upset stomachs without some chicken noodle soup
    Ginger tea and a warm stomach rub are probably more effective.
    After all they ate, they probably don't want any more to eat.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:33 No.18676505
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    >>18676387
    >Lost Keima night when you rolled for handcuffs.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/12/12(Thu)01:39 No.18676567
    >>18676468
    Oh, yes, also add that the doctor wanted us to keep an eye on Illya since he's in the field currently.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:41 No.18676588
    >>18676567
    Oh, good point.
    Doctor's orders. And he's a McNinja; you follow his goddamn orders.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:42 No.18676597
    Keima gets drunk and asks if he is just another target. First chance we get we literally put a target on him....Why do I see this going horribly.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/12/12(Thu)01:42 No.18676598
    >>18676588
    Exactly.
    >> Lookout 04/12/12(Thu)01:42 No.18676606
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    >>18676505
    you're welcome.
    and i did think that was gonna happen.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/12/12(Thu)01:43 No.18676609
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    "Sakura and Lucchini overdosed on sugar, so they're sleeping it off. This is Illya, but actually Shirou. He ate some berries he really shouldn't have."
    You begin to explain,
    You then pat Nyaber on the head and introduce her.
    "THis here is Saber, I'm sure you've met her before. Shirou's change affected her as well."
    "Nyellow" She says.
    "And as for Erica, she got hit by one of my lullabies. It was super effective. Want to draw on her face?"

    At the mention of this Ursula's glasses gleam menacingly, and Nanoha suddenly has a bunch of markers in her hands.
    "I see.. Well, let's get them into bed then." Hina tells you.

    You have Kraus summon a second bed right up against yours and you tuck the three girls in.
    You also bring Erica to your bed.
    Nanoha and Ursula are upon her even before you let go.

    WAT DO NOW?
    [ ]shower
    [ ]talk to Hina [about?]
    [ ]other

    >>18676505
    >blame lookout
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/12/12(Thu)01:43 No.18676610
    >>18676597
    But we left him such a nice present.

    Though, really, I'm not sure I agree with the target, either.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:44 No.18676630
    >>18676597
    Yeah, the target was, once again, another short-sighted and stupid thing to do that showcases how we're a terrible friend.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:44 No.18676631
    >>18676609
    Alright now, just throwing this out there but

    what if

    you guys

    what if we

    talked to hina

    in the shower
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/12/12(Thu)01:45 No.18676637
    >>18676609
    Shower, then Hina, ask how her evening and day have been, while we were going through some form of engineered hell.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:46 No.18676647
    >>18676609
    [x]talk to Hina about how the girls were while we were gone
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:46 No.18676651
    >>18676609
    Shower
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:46 No.18676653
    >>18676609
    Shower.
    We probably smell like a tip after our little camping adventure.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:46 No.18676654
    Coming down from a sugar rush makes you hungry, gives you a headache and makes you feel lethargic generally

    So a ginger tea and nice filling food does help
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:47 No.18676666
    >>18676631
    SECONDED
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:47 No.18676669
    >>18676631
    Yesssssd.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:47 No.18676673
    >>18676609
    We've been in the woods for two days and just wrestled a pile of sugar crazed girls into duct tape, we need a shower something fierce. See if we can convince Hina to come with us, if not talk to her after a quick shower.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:48 No.18676689
    >>18676630
    No it means we are a friend who played a joke without thinking
    Hayate didn't think of a target for the reasons we did
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/12/12(Thu)01:51 No.18676728
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    >>18676654
    That's how I felt on my vacation.
    Nothing but water and coconuts to drink.
    I had to ride about an hour to find a store that sold mt.dew the second day in.
    Bought as much as I could carry back.
    >> Lookout 04/12/12(Thu)01:51 No.18676729
    >>18676631
    seconded, thirded, approved by the House and the Senate, sent to the President's desk for signature.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:52 No.18676741
    >>18676689
    The problem is in not considering the consequence of our actions, not in the reasons for what we do.

    Putting a target on Keima's forehead because of the firearms training we just went through is a perfectly fine joke.
    Doing it to a person who just days prior freaked out on us, demanding to know if he was a target, is less so.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/12/12(Thu)01:52 No.18676747
    >>18676631
    >>18676666
    >>18676669
    >>18676729
    Another day, perhaps, but for the time being, we should probably focus on getting clean first.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:54 No.18676769
    >>18676741
    What can we say? Hayate has the memory of a goldfish.
    >> Lookout 04/12/12(Thu)01:55 No.18676772
    >>18676747
    we could ask her to help us wash, doesn't have to lead to sex, necessarily.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/12/12(Thu)01:55 No.18676775
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    >shower with hina
    "Damn. I need a shower badly." you say.
    "You alright?" Hina asks you.
    "Yeah, just worn out and shellshocked I guess. Hey, join me."
    "W-what?" She blushes.
    "Shower. You. Me. Hot water."
    "B-but the o-others."
    "Theyre preoccupied." You point at Ursula and Nanoha now turning Erica's face into something akin to a graffiti strewn wall in a bad neighborhood.
    "Please join me?" You ask again.

    **ROLLEM**
    Beat a fifty.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:55 No.18676777
    >>18676769

    Probably a side-effect of all that repressed trauma.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/12/12(Thu)01:56 No.18676787
    rolled 36 = 36

    >>18676775
    Very well.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:56 No.18676793
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>18676775
    Rollan
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:56 No.18676798
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>18676775
    Well, we could use help in washing our back, after all...
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:56 No.18676799
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>18676775

    Let's get her wet.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:57 No.18676802
    rolled 96 = 96

    rollin'
    >> Lookout 04/12/12(Thu)01:57 No.18676803
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>18676775
    shower time
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/12/12(Thu)01:57 No.18676804
    rolled 91 = 91

    >>18676787
    >>18676793
    >>18676798
    >>18676799
    I am laughing so hard right now.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:57 No.18676812
    >>18676787
    >>18676793
    >>18676798
    >>18676799
    >>18676803

    Ha ha holy shit
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:57 No.18676813
    rolled 95 = 95

    >>18676775
    Rollan

    >>18676793
    >>18676798
    >>18676799
    GODDAMNIT YOU GUYS!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:58 No.18676817
    rolled 50 = 50

    >>18676775
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/12/12(Thu)01:58 No.18676823
    >>18676802
    >>18676804
    >>18676813
    WELP

    And then, I must be off. Cheers, gents.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:58 No.18676824
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    >>18676606
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:58 No.18676825
    >>18676802
    >>18676804
    >>18676813

    I think we're fine.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:58 No.18676829
    >>18676728
    It's also some of the signs of caffeine addiction withdrawals, the two are usually seen as the sake sort of thing due to caffeine and sugar being almost always combined
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:58 No.18676832
    >>18676787
    >>18676793
    >>18676798
    >>18676799
    >>18676803
    would ya look at this, rolled a 96 for nothin'
    >> Lookout 04/12/12(Thu)01:59 No.18676847
    >>18676823
    night udz
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:59 No.18676849
    >bunch of single digits
    >bunch of 90's

    Well then. That's /tg/ dice in a nutshell.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)01:59 No.18676851
    rolled 13 = 13

    >>18676775
    Looks like you guys need some help.
    >> Lookout 04/12/12(Thu)02:00 No.18676859
    rolled 55 = 55

    >>18676851
    and so do you
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 04/12/12(Thu)02:00 No.18676860
    >>18676832
    Nah, even if he just takes the five rolls into consideration, the 96 was the fifth.

    >>18676849
    The dice just needed to warm up.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:09 No.18676970
    >>18676860
    >The dice just needed to warm up.

    That's why people should store them in their pants.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/12/12(Thu)02:15 No.18677033
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    "O-okay. I-I'll wash your back for you." She says.
    "Thanks."
    The two of you quickly get to the bathroom.

    --------------------
    As you sit on a stool with Hina washing your back you begin to talk.
    "So how were things while I was gone?"
    "Normal." She answers. "We went to town. Hung out here, normal stuff."
    "I see. Sorry I had to pop out so suddenly."
    "It's nothing, you can do whatever you want with your time. Don't shackle yourself to us too much. She tells you."
    "How was training?"
    "Tiring, terrifying and effective." You tell her.
    "Sousuke is a very motivating drill-sergeant."
    "Nothing bad happened to you?" She asks.
    "Not really no. I broke my ankle but fixed it up after I got my folio and Kraus back."
    "You broke your ankle?"
    "Yeah, happened when I jumped into a river to avoid Sousuke's knife. haha. Since I didnt have Kraus or my folio on me throughout the training, I had to wait till i got my stuff back when we left."
    Her hands run over some of the scars you still carry. She doesn't ask about them, but you feel her touching them gently.
    "So.." you ask "How were things on the Perrinne front?"

    **ROLLEM**
    >loading cannon


    >>18676829
    But I'm not addicted to caffeine. I rarely drink coffee..
    >Soda
    >soda errday allday
    Oh wait.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:16 No.18677041
    rolled 34 = 34

    >>18677033
    Oh shit oh fuck
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:17 No.18677048
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>18677033
    OH FUCK FUCK FUCK.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:17 No.18677049
    rolled 39 = 39

    >>18677033
    Rev up those Nat 1s. This is when it counts.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:17 No.18677052
    rolled 99 = 99

    >>18677033
    Uh oh...
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:17 No.18677054
    rolled 83 = 83

    >>18677033
    HAHA
    TIME FOR HUEHUEHUE
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:17 No.18677057
    rolled 13 = 13

    >>18677033
    Preparing to fire!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:17 No.18677058
    We haven't even taken Hina out on a special date.

    Let's try to keep it PG. Bathing suits for both of us.

    Remember that Hina is not Erica. She's very shy and unsure of herself. Probably the type that needs to be reassured of their attractiveness. Play that up.

    "You don't need to cover yourself like that, you look very pretty in those."
    >> Lookout 04/12/12(Thu)02:17 No.18677060
    rolled 49 = 49

    >>18677033
    don't fuck this up dice or i will murder you in your sleep.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:17 No.18677066
    rolled 75 = 75

    >>18677033
    OUR CANNON SHALL BE THE CANON THAT IS THE GOOD ENDING TO PIERCE THE HEAVENS ETC.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:18 No.18677069
    rolled 75 = 75

    >>18677058
    We did take her out, the whole Space Train to the Moon thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:18 No.18677070
    rolled 69 = 69

    >>18677033

    ...fecal matter rapidly approaching oscillating rotary matrix...
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)02:18 No.18677076
    rolled 47 = 47

    >>18677033

    >Roll

    Oh shit, the dice are trying to fucking kill me tonight.

    Somebody got an 86 on a 20 in my thread earlier.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:18 No.18677080
    >>18677052
    >dat 99

    Richlieu has docked!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:19 No.18677081
    >>18677052
    We should probably stop rolling now.

    Don't want to waste any of Ikyonsa's beads.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:19 No.18677082
    rolled 28 = 28

    >>18677033
    Canon misfire! It went ok, nothing was sorted out and she and erica didn't really get on great but they were civil. She did explain her feelings towards us and they agreed to not interfere
    >> Lookout 04/12/12(Thu)02:19 No.18677086
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    rolled 100 = 100

    >>18677052
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:19 No.18677089
    >>18677052

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:19 No.18677093
    >>18677069
    Derp, totally forgot about that.

    We haven't done her yet, right? She seems like she'd need more wooing. Erica and Ursula were all over us because repressed war veterans, but Hina is a mostly normal girl.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:19 No.18677094
    >>18677086
    Holy shit balls Lookout, I think everything worked out OK.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:20 No.18677095
    >>18677086
    No, THIS Nigga.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:20 No.18677097
    >>18677058
    >"You don't need to cover yourself like that, you look very pretty in those."
    In those? Those what, soap suds?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:20 No.18677099
    >>18677086
    YOU ARE A GOD, LOOKOUT! A GOD!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:20 No.18677100
    >dat 99
    >dem 75s
    >MUTHAFUCKIN LOOKOUT
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:20 No.18677102
    >>18677054
    What makes you think this is a HUEHUEHUE we can reload from?
    Some choices and results are permanent, fucker.
    >> AC-Guy 04/12/12(Thu)02:20 No.18677108
    rolled 99 = 99

    >>18677086

    >lookout

    >rolling a crit.

    I'm scared guys.

    Real scared.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:20 No.18677111
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    >>18677086
    THIS NIGGA INDEED.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:20 No.18677113
    >>18677093
    No we did because we rolled a 100 to seduce or something like that. Made LG toss another flowchart
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:21 No.18677121
    >>18677108

    YOUUUUUUU.

    Goddamnit. The /tg/ dice also love Perrine.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:21 No.18677123
    >>18677097
    I was late. I thought we weren't gonna do this in the nude, so my comment should be ignored.

    Or we could tell her she looks good in soap bubbles, because bubble-clothing in the bath is hot.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:21 No.18677130
    >>18677066
    >>18677069
    >Matched 75's
    >>18677052
    >>18677108
    >Two 99's
    >>18677086
    >AND LOOKOUT WITH THE HUNDRED

    I think things went well.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:21 No.18677131
    >>18677108
    >>18677086
    >>18677069
    >>18677066
    >>18677052

    I think we might be ok.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:23 No.18677146
    >>18677113
    We managed it because someone mentioned roll to make her pants fall off when we snap our fingers.

    Landing Gear got a 14 or so when he rolled. Next guy said "Snap" and got a 100.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/12/12(Thu)02:23 No.18677153
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    >>18677052
    >"SIR! OUR PORT GUN HAS MISFIRED!" Your imaginary gunner informs you.
    >"Pull away then, and retreat." You tell your crew.

    "Not much." She tells you. "We got to talking about her. And we managed to keep Erica from confronting her."
    "That's good. I still think It's best if we wait for her to come to us." you say.
    "Indeed." she answers.
    ---------------------------------
    After drying off and getting redressed you head back out to join the others.
    "We left you a spot!" Nanoha tells you as she points at Erica's face and hands you and Hina markers.
    It's covered in random doodles and what appears to be blueprints for some kind of machine.
    Her forehead is pristine and waiting for something to be drawn on it.

    DRAW?
    DRAW WHAT?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:24 No.18677163
    >>18677058
    We did take her on a date though, and we have had sex with her because I got a 100 on a roll and derailed LG's long term cockblock plan with her
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:24 No.18677164
    >>18677153
    A heart with a potato in it.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:25 No.18677172
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>18677153
    There is an image of a heart
    There is an image of a arrow
    The arrow is piercing the heart
    It menaces with spices of lace
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:25 No.18677175
    >>18677153

    GIANT PINK LOVE HEART
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:26 No.18677180
    rolled 40 = 40

    >>18677172
    >spikes
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:26 No.18677182
    >>18677153
    A potato in a frilly dress.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:26 No.18677189
    >>18677153
    >99
    >a misfire

    Damn, that must've been one hell of a possible negative event if a 99 just got a neutral result.

    Heart with a potato in the middle of it. Or maybe a box of fries.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:27 No.18677198
    rolled 31 = 31

    >>18677153
    Draw a heart. Inside the heart is a potato, being pierced by an arrow.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:27 No.18677200
    I'm sad the 100 apparently went to waste.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:27 No.18677202
    >>18677164
    Seconded also draw bunny ears on it
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:28 No.18677210
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    rolled 51 = 51

    >>18677153
    <WRITE THIS.

    >dem hundred
    >dem 99s
    >No froggy
    >WAI
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:28 No.18677211
    >>18677189
    ...yes...YES....

    What's the most insulting thing to draw on a German who loves potatoes?

    A BOX OF FRENCH FRIES
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:28 No.18677212
    >>18677182
    I like this one a lot.
    >> Lookout 04/12/12(Thu)02:28 No.18677219
    >>18677153
    have Kraus materialize a pen that only shows up under a blacklight,
    write "the game" in german.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:29 No.18677225
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    rolled 74 = 74

    >>18677210
    Wait, wrong image
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:29 No.18677231
    Hey guys, maybe the good rolls got us an awesome result, but the girls just aren't telling us because Perrine isn't ready yet.

    But they probably got a lot of shit out of the way.

    Or maybe LG decided to use inverted rolling that time and Perrine just miscarried.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:32 No.18677256
    >>18677200
    That was a situation that was no win to begin with
    We got a great result of them being civil
    Also the 100 will be used soon, LG never outright ignores them... Hopefully it will be used for our botanical skills to grow the plant clippings
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/12/12(Thu)02:40 No.18677336
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    You draw a potato. A potato with wings.
    You then add a quotation you remember back when you were working in an underground factory of kitschy bullshit under a Taiwanese guy that spoke Japanese like he was sniffing glue constantly.
    "You are my love angel dont treat me like potato."
    Under it, you write it again in the bad kanji it came in.

    "Want to draw something?" You ask Hina.
    "I can't.." She says as she pushes the pen away.
    "Oh cmon. It'll be fun. We'll all laugh at it later."
    "Indeed." Ursula adds as she puts a few finishing touches on waht appears to be an electrical diagram on Erica's nose.
    She hesitatingly draws a Buddhist swastika near Erica's left brow.

    This done, you consider what to do next.
    [ ]BED
    [ ]Talk to Ursula/Nanoha

    >>18677210
    >>18677200
    >>18677189
    That was the GOOD result.
    You do not want her to confront the girls without you around.
    Trust me.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:40 No.18677343
    >>18677231

    you are a sick human being, for even imagining our first child to die.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:41 No.18677360
    >>18677336
    Talk atcha ladies
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:41 No.18677364
    >>18677336
    [X]Talk to Ursula/Nanoha, see how they've been while we were gone, ask about classes and work.
    >> [O] !cBT9DvxTlw 04/12/12(Thu)02:42 No.18677375
    >>18677336

    [O]Talk to Ursula/Nanoha

    have to keep them love points stable
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:43 No.18677383
    >>18677336
    [x]Talk to Ursula/Nanoha
    Ask Ursula about the A-10 Striker, mention that it must have been inspired by some of the modern attack jets from later in the 20th Century.

    Ask Nanoha how her training is going, and if she's gotten any better with staff weapons.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:44 No.18677409
    >>18677336
    Oh PTSD, how I missed you.

    >>18677336
    >the GOOD result

    As I thought and was afraid of. Perrine doesn't mix well with others unless there's an intermediary.

    TALK. Bed just forwards to the next event.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:45 No.18677424
    >>18677336
    Talk, see how they have been. Plan the time to go grab our swag palace tomorrow
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:46 No.18677434
    >>18677343
    Remember back when we were racing Kharne with a tower of girls on us? The guy who joked about tripping, and Perrine crying on the ground with a hand over her belly?

    That was me. I am a fiend.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:46 No.18677435
    i can imagine nanoha being the highest paid agent in the bureau someday.

    we need to treasure the time we have until her field training.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:48 No.18677450
    >>18677409
    No that's just the good result for the initial hurdle
    They probably won't get along great but eventually with work, luck and time they will be able to live together. They will still fight just like.. well cat and dog however
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:50 No.18677475
    >>18677435
    That has been the plan so far. It is also why we got her the locket
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:50 No.18677477
    >>18677336
    >Buddhist swastika
    >On a WW2 Luftwaffe Ace, whose timeline *did* have Hitler and the genocide brigade.

    Yeah, this is going to end in bloody murder.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:52 No.18677507
    >>18677477
    Except the Nazi swastika is subtly different from the Buddhist one, which stands for peace.

    >>18677450
    >girls in harem fight
    >settle with sex wrestling
    >Erica knocks Perrine to the ground and applies dildo
    >Perrine taps out
    >Erica doesn't stop

    If only all fights were solved with sex...
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:52 No.18677511
    >>18677477
    N.B: The first way Erica's going to see that is in the mirror in the morning, and guess what happens to images in mirrors? They're reversed. She's going to see a Nazi Swastika on her face when she wakes up in the morning.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:53 No.18677514
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    >>18677477
    Nah she can take a joke.

    Although in a mirror it will look like the other kind of swastika.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:53 No.18677519
    >>18677477
    Maybe, maybe not
    It all depends whether she was involved in the politics of the witches telling Hitler to go Fuck himself or if she was too busy shooting things instead

    Also iirc the Buddhist swastika is reversed from the Nazi one
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/12/12(Thu)02:55 No.18677528
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    You pull the girls back to the table to talk.
    "So girls. How were your days?" You ask them
    "I went training with Vita this morning." Nanoha says with a smile. "I can now break S rating protection."
    "I stayed with Erica. We had the most interesting of conversations." Ursula tells you.
    "Can I ask what it was about?" you say
    "It was about Perrinne. I can say nothing more than that." she tells you.
    "What about her new strikers? They look like a modern design. Did you build those?"
    "No. I only helped adjust them for Erica. The Bureau Techs made those after Witch command gave them the strikers months ago. They made quite a few improvements over the basic design, I must admit. I will have to incorporate some of them after I manage to finalize the Device/Striker linkup."
    "Cool. If you ever need a test pilot just call me alright?"
    "of course." she answers you.

    Conversation went on pretty much like this for about an hour more.
    When Nanoha let out a stifled yawn, You and the girls decide to pile into bed.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:56 No.18677550
    >>18677528
    >break S rank protection

    This girl frightens me badly.

    The only way to beat her is to be able to dodge.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:57 No.18677555
    I admit I've never actually seen any of Strike Witches, but from what I understand it's in an alternate timeline wherein some sort of aliens attacked Earth just before WW2, meaning the nazi party, if it ever even came into power, likely wouldn't have had a chance to become associated with the genocide of the jewish peoples.

    Wouldn't the swastika then, be either a largely meaningless or even a patriotic symbol to her?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:58 No.18677569
    >>18677477
    In the SWD the Nazi's and swastika don't have the same connotations as the real ones do
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:58 No.18677572
    >>18677555
    It's the alternate world of SWQ.

    WW2 happened, and Hitler deployed his witches far from Germany so they wouldn't figure out what was going on. The martians invaded and killed him before he could really ramp up the genocide, but there were still some incidents that caused the witches to abandon him.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:59 No.18677574
    >>18677555
    >>18677569
    Canon Strike Witches, yes. The ones we're dealing with, however, come from Strike Witches Quest, where the aliens attacked AFTER WW2 had been going for a while.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:59 No.18677577
    >>18677555
    No, because this version of Erica Hartmann is from Strike Witches Quest, which had WW2 break out and progress till just a bit before the attack on Pearl Harbor when the Martians invaded.
    So, no, the Nazi Party was in full swing by this time.
    Though the Witches did resist its excesses.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:59 No.18677580
    You know, we're technically in the same setting as /tg/quest.

    I wonder how our little group would stand up against Ebon Night. Especially with all our issues.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)02:59 No.18677583
    >>18677555
    >>18677569

    We are going off of an alternate version of the SW universe from another Quest in which the aliums attacked on Pearl Harbor Day and the swastika does indeed have genocide connotations.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:03 No.18677610
    >>18677555
    Our Erica is from teh Strike Witches Quest timeline, OTOH, in which WW2 was going for a couple of years before Aliens showed up.

    Meaning France got shitkicked, The Blitz/Battle of Britain happened, Barbarosa started, etc.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:05 No.18677620
    >>18677580
    We would be so fucked. It took initiating Second Impact and having it amplified by an Alpha-class psyker to mostly defeat Ebon Night, and that was after weakening him with the Lance of Longinus and the Black Arrow.

    And Hayate's fears and memories would make him especially vulnerable to Ebon Night.
    >> MSQ: The Other Side Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/12/12(Thu)03:08 No.18677654
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    You spent that Sunday just cuddling in bed with the girls.
    You're not quite sure how you'd feel about this situation.
    Unsure if you can take being stuck as a girl for what looks like eternity.
    "Don't worry." They assured you. "We'll be here for you regardless."
    "Thanks." you tell them.

    As the sun began to set, you consider that being holed up in your room for a whole day wasnt exactly the best way to deal with this.

    You think of something to do before night fully fell.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:10 No.18677664
    >>18677635
    Really some of the few who could do much to ebon night would be nanoha and vita from our little group
    Maybe shirou, other than that none of us really have the sort of power necessary to do more than slightly annoy it
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:10 No.18677673
    >>18677654
    Jog
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:11 No.18677677
    >>18677654

    Is the doctor in?

    if not continue alchemy training in the bar.

    also we can now try asking help from frank, i don't think "IT" will chase us down.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:12 No.18677689
    >>18677654
    Head to the library and take out all potion and alchemy texts, concentrating on transformation potions.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:12 No.18677692
    >>18677654
    Girly night out!
    Sweets and dresses and shopping etc do something to take our mind off it for a short while so we can sort of have it sink in subconciously
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:12 No.18677697
    >>18677654

    Go talk to Keima about it.

    He's like the team captain, us turning into a woman possibly forever is something he should know about.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:14 No.18677712
    >>18677697

    This is an excellent point.

    He should know about any major changes in the team's composition, so he can adjust plans accordingly.
    >> Lookout 04/12/12(Thu)03:15 No.18677724
    >>18677697
    seconded
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:15 No.18677728
    >>18677697
    >>18677712
    Alright let's not bullshit each other here. That isn't why you want to go see him.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:16 No.18677731
    Torn between this
    >>18677692
    and this.
    >>18677697

    Let Keima know, as we go out with the girls?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:19 No.18677763
    >>18677728

    Me? Me personally, not Hayate?

    It actually is part of the reason. Trolling, yes, that too. But us as a woman does legitimately change things from a tactical standpoint.

    And in character? We're a little too confused by what's going on to think this out all the way. Besides, Keima's been really understanding as to our problems thus far. Maybe he can offer some new insight.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/12/12(Thu)03:29 No.18677861
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    >talk to Keima.
    You teleport out of the napping girls' arms.
    'Hey, Are you free?' you ask Keima mentally.
    'Yeah. I'm in my room. What do you want?'
    'I Just wanted to talk.' you tell him.
    'Okay, come on over.'

    You head out the door and quickly make your way to his room two doors down.
    As you enter, you see him looking at you earnestly from behind his glasses.
    "So, what do you want to talk about?" He asks from his chair.

    WAT SAY?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:31 No.18677878
    >>18677861
    "You're a genius manipulator of women's emotions, right? I've been turned into a woman and I'm stuck that way. Make me less unhappy about it."
    >> Lookout 04/12/12(Thu)03:32 No.18677892
    >>18677878
    seconded
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:32 No.18677893
    >>18677878
    I

    like your style, anonymous
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:33 No.18677904
    >>18677861

    "I got some bad news.... Ryuu says I'm stuck like this, unless we can find a cure. He seemed less than hopeful. I'm probably going to have to tell the rest of the team, figured I should start with you. I mean, you're more or less our squad's leader, and well.... you're actually the only person I know who's also had this happen to them."

    "So yeah."

    Then we start to cry.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:34 No.18677906
    >>18677861

    Flash Titz
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:35 No.18677921
    >>18677904
    This, without the crying.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:36 No.18677935
    >>18677861

    say as sexy as your female voice can:

    "We might have some problems on the next group activity kei-chan"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/12/12(Thu)03:42 No.18677995
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    "I got some bad news...." You say as you squirm under his gaze. "Ryuu says I'm stuck like this, unless we can find a cure. He seemed less than hopeful. I'm probably going to have to tell the rest of the team, figured I should start with you. I mean, you're more or less our squad's leader, and well.... you're actually the only person I know who's also had this happen to them."
    "So yeah."

    "Well, let me ask you first. How do you feel about this?" He says as he adjusts his glasses.
    "I don't know. I'm not sure of how to feel. I guess confused for now."
    "That's how I felt too. But then again, I'm sure you must have some other emotions now that you learned this might be permanent."
    "I do. I just don't know what those are." You say.
    "As for the impact this will have on our team, I watched your fights yesterday, and i think I assume correctly that you are faster like that. And also slightly weaker. Am I correct?"
    "Yes." You answer him.
    "This has little impact of our general battle effectiveness. As long as you still have access to all your skills, then you will still play the same role that you have always done."
    "I see..."
    "As for my thoughts on this matter of gender." he says "I could say that I still think of you the same way. You are a valued friend, and an important teammate. While I don't really care if you are male or female, I must add that I do find you quite attractive like this."
    "WHAT?!" you are floored by this revelation.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:44 No.18678008
    >>18677995
    Well you should, I mean, damn, look at my chest, I'm remarkably attractive as a woman.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:46 No.18678018
    >>18677995
    Oh shit we are getting swagged on
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:47 No.18678028
    >>18677995
    "My girlfriends still do, as well, fortunately."

    BTW, LG, has Nanoha seen us like this?
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:49 No.18678053
    Oh shit, our swag is being overridden?
    ALL HANDS ON DECK, PREPARE FOR SWAGBATTLE!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/12/12(Thu)03:50 No.18678063
    >>18678028
    YEP.
    She saw you during breakfast on Saturday, and was with you through Sunday.

    Everyone in your class has seen you as a female due to you participating in the combat trials.

    Perrinne... Well, Perrine didnt recognize that it was you fighting when she went to the gym.
    And since the timeline changed she has not confessed to you in this reality.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/12/12(Thu)03:55 No.18678114
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    You blush, you blush like a teenage girl getting confessed to.
    And it could quite possibly be just that.
    He keeps his eyes affixed on you as you fidget and squirm.
    HE's watching every move you make.
    His gaze making you blush even further.

    Silence. Heavy, suffocating silence.
    And then you see him smirk.

    'Oh goddammit. I walked right into that one.'
    You think to yourself.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]AGGRESSIVE ATTACK
    [ ]FEIGN RETREAT
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:57 No.18678127
    >>18678114
    Aggressive Attack, we've been swagged, beaten at our own game, no point avoiding it, charge right in.
    >> Lookout 04/12/12(Thu)03:57 No.18678129
    >>18678114
    [x] AGGRESSIVE ATTACK
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:57 No.18678135
    >>18677995

    shrug it off

    only our male counterpart can swag female hayate
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:57 No.18678143
    >>18678114
    Attack
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:58 No.18678148
    >>18678114
    >HE

    Shit does anyone still have the damn list
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:58 No.18678153
    >>18678114
    [X]AGGRESSIVE ATTACK!

    >>18678127
    We'll counter his swag with our own! We've still got enough to maintain a lesbian foursome with Twins!
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:59 No.18678164
    >>18678114

    Feign retreat is the only way
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)03:59 No.18678168
    >>18678148
    >Shit does anyone still have the damn list

    Since the gift, I think it's:
    >HE HE HE
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:01 No.18678190
    >>18678114

    "Not cool man. I wouldn't... not about something like this...."

    Then walk away.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/12/12(Thu)04:08 No.18678262
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    'No one messes with me and gets away with it.' you think as you go on the attack.
    "You really find me attractive?" You ask with puppy dog eyes as you walk closer to him.
    You take his hand.
    "You know, saying those kinds of things to a girl can really make her happy..." You say as you take his hand and pull him out of his chair.
    He's the one squirming now.
    You push him into his bead and straddle him.
    "Can you make me happy? Can you comfort me like only a man can?" you bend over him, your blue hair falling on either side of his face.
    "Wa-wait!" He's panicking. His previous mask of calm now shattered.
    "That was a joke! I was only kidding!!!" He says as he flails around.
    You bend over even closer, your face mere inches from his.
    "Then, you think I'm not attractive?" you fake some tears in your eyes.
    "NO! Of course not! You're cute! VERY CUTE! Now please get off me! I'm sorry for making that joke."
    "HAH! GOT YOU!" you say.
    He begins pushing you off him. His hands accidentally grabbing your modest chest.
    Now, you're a man. Well, atleast you used to be a man.
    But somewhere deep inside of you, you know he shoudnt be touching those.
    "KYA!!!" You swat his hands away with your own.
    Without his arms to support you, nor your own to keep you up, you fall over.

    Your lips touch his.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:08 No.18678264
    >>18678114
    Feign retreat
    It is a bit too soon after becoming a girl, having our brains screwed out by Erica and spending a day cooped up to try pushing this any further

    >>18678168
    >>18678148

    LG Posted the entire thing in an old thread
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:09 No.18678279
    >>18678262
    aw yea
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:10 No.18678283
    >>18678262
    If the girls are still awake, mentillate to them:
    "It happened again."
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:11 No.18678291
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    >>18678262
    KITAAAAAAA! wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:12 No.18678301
    >>18678262
    Hahahaha, we even did the girly scream properly

    Now all we need is Erica to pop in and watch
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:13 No.18678312
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    Now.
    Do as we've been taught.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:13 No.18678317
    >>18678262

    NOOOO OUR FIRST FEMALE KISS VIRGINITY
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:14 No.18678325
    >>18678317
    Well, first heterosexual one anyway.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:22 No.18678388
    >>18678317

    just hope our real one will be taken by our male counterpart
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/12/12(Thu)04:24 No.18678405
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    So soft. His lips are so soft.
    'Goddamn. I need to pull away.' you think to yourself.
    You manage to do just that before his arms encircled your waist.
    You quickly get up on your feet.
    "Uhhhhh..." you try and think of something to say.
    "Im gonna..." you mind still keeps drawing a blank.
    "I'mgonnagobacktomyroomandhavehotsexwithmygirlfriendsnow.Bye!" You finally blurt out as you retreat.

    On the bed, Keima can only stare at the ceiling.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:25 No.18678418
    >>18678405

    nvm looks like a toy will rip it apart.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:28 No.18678447
    >>18678418
    I think it already would of given Erica spend the last evening and night screwing femyate until she couldn't feel her hips
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:30 No.18678470
    >>18678405
    Blueballing one of your best friends and CO - while simultaneously taunting him with lesbian sex he can't have.

    Seriously not cool. I'm pretty sure this somehow violates the Bro-Code.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:32 No.18678481
    >>18678470
    We became exempted from the bro code when we grew a vagina.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:33 No.18678490
    >>18678418
    >>18678447

    only a male's P-_-S can take one's virginity not ripping off the H-_-N
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:34 No.18678500
    >>18678470
    Bro-code no longer applies.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:35 No.18678510
    >>18678500
    >>18678481
    Even chicks can be bros. Indeed, the bro-code states that chicks sometimes make the best bros of all.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 04/12/12(Thu)04:37 No.18678539
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    NEXT TIME ON MSQ:
    Countdown

    New thread at 0700 4chan time.
    >ADVANCE CLASSES STARTING
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:38 No.18678544
    >>18678510
    I am pretty sure the bro code does not cover a bro turning into a chick and then blue balling another bro

    It doesn't get into that specific detail
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:38 No.18678547
    >>18678510

    lesbians can never be bro only targets hence we are not qualified to be called "a bro" anymore

    now a female Bi-se however can be debated
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:42 No.18678571
    >>18678539

    ARE FEMYATE AND ORIGNAYATE GOING TO MEET ATLAST??

    HOLY SHIT

    assuming there won't be a rip through time and space
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:46 No.18678593
    /r/ upvotes on archives.
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Landing%20Gear
    The week-off, allowed out colon-pained friend to spam some of the previous threads to red.
    A lot of the earlier ones are also approaching red.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:49 No.18678614
    They look pretty gold to me
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:53 No.18678645
    So, I missed it earlier in the thread, but if we really want to get Erica counseling, Shinji could, at some point, ask us to bring in all our girls for a group session, to help us with the "It's all going to come tumbling down" phobia of ours.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:54 No.18678649
    >>18678614
    Bottom ones.
    And much of the gold ones have been down voted to 20.
    They will be red by tomorrow, or whenever that faggot changes IPs.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:55 No.18678655
    >>18678645
    Mostly we don't

    We did therapy because we thought it important, if they feel the same way they will bring it up or it will occur. Many people can just keep going without it
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:57 No.18678684
    >>18678649
    Who is that sad and butthurt they actually bother doing shit like that? I mean I would get bored after two minutes of bothering with that shit
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)04:58 No.18678689
    >>18678649
    That's not red, that's purple.
    Which is still really good.
    Red is at -5 or less.
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:01 No.18678720
    We should introduce Knife-chan to the girls...
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)05:14 No.18678851
    >>18678684
    The same faggot that can't get players on his quest.
    That deathwatch fag
    >> Amateur Drawfag 04/12/12(Thu)07:13 No.18679482
    Finally home! Now to catch up on MS-
    >thread finished

    FUCK
    >> Anonymous 04/12/12(Thu)07:39 No.18679609
    Wait. I just realized this.

    What if Rafale didnt kill Beta(Main) hayate but instead kills the femhayate in the alternate timeline?



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