Inb4 that one guy tells us how we should stop because he thinks it's a gay quest.

You know, like he has for one post every thread since LG came back from his vacation.

>>18688904
Well, this sounds like it could be troublesome.

You were so engrossed in the conversation, your guard was down the whole time.
You didn't notice anything wrong until you felt arms wrap around your neck,
"...!"
Tighter and tighter they became.

WAT DO?

>>18688952
Teleport

>>18688952
Teleport out to Erica, see who it was that caught us.

>>18688952
Hmm someone strangling us hmmm? How about we teleport a few feet behind us?

>>18689053
Our teleport doesn't work like that. It requires someone we consider an ally as an anchor.

>>18688952
Anyway, we're not choking yet. Lean our head back and see who's got their arms around our neck before doing anything rash.

Huzzah i made it

>>18689090
The person wrapped around our neck is an ally, though acting hostile.
Can we use them?

>>18688952
Lean our head back see if we can tell, if we can't look back that far press our back into their chest, see if we can determine who it is by breast size, or if male overall physique.

>>18688952
Teleport using Hina or Shinku as a target, go for a few feet to one side of our current location.

>Teleport
You hurridly teleport to Erica.
In your panic you are unable to fix the landing quite right and you land in her lap.
"Why hello there teacakes." She says sultrily
From your seat comes a small "OOOMPH!" sound and something crashes onto the floor.
You are unable to see what or who it is due to the table and the seat.

[ ]investigate
[ ]cling to Erica
[ ]other
>eureka 7 AO is out
>YEEEEEEEESSSSSS
>overlapping with aquarion evol
>YESSSYESSSSSSSSSS
>ALL OF MY MECHADENDRITES

>>18689171
Investigate.

>>18689171
Give her a quick smooch, investigate, stay in her lap, act as if this is completely normal behavior, us teleporting into her lap and looking around.

>>18689171
Remain seated
"You okay down there?

>>18689171
We are probably relatively safe here. Get to clingin and keep our eyes open

>>18689171

Investigate.

>>18689221
Seconding.

>>18689171
Kiss Erica then investigate

>Investigate
"You okay down there?" You ask as you try and get out of Erica's lap.
She of course holds onto you to keep you from getting away.
"owowowowow" Illya gets up off the floor rubbing her head.
"Oniichan, that was mean. I only wanted to give you a hug." She frowns "Now my cupcake is ruined!"

ILLYA IS BACK.
WAT DO?

>>18689431
Apologize. Make three cupcakes.

>>18689431
Apologize and provide her with a new cupcake.

>>18689431
"Sorry, thought you were an extremely violent friend of Erica's." pet her.

>>18689431
I'm dreadfully sorry, my fear of hugs from behind stems from when I was forced to live in the wilds of Australia, the drop bears would stalk me day and night.

Grant her a small plate of cupcakes.

Just accept that Shirou will occasionally go Illya, given the sort of shit we deal with on an everyday basis it's not a big deal.

>>18689431
Give new cupcake
apologise and advice her from hugging around the neck from behind, it could be seen as a hostile act

>>18689431
"Aw, I'm sorry Illya, you surprised me.
"Here, have another cupcake."

Have Kraus materialize a cupcake as we mentillate to Saber, 'What happened?'

>>18689451

This and>>18689467

>>18689490
Seconded
Also see if she has turned into a wand or Nyaber

>>18689496
seconded,

"Sorry, thought you were an extremely violent friend of Erica's." you tell her.
"Heyyy... my friends aren't THAT violent." Erica objects
"TrudethrowingI-beams.jpg" you say
"The hell is a jaypeg?" she asks in confusion.
You finally get out of her grasp and stand up.
You have Kraus materialize a plate of cupcakes and hand offer them to Illya.
"Again I'm sorry Illya. Here." you say.
"Yay!" She says as she happily accepts them. "Thanks Hayate-Oniichan."
You pat her on the head, "You are most welcome."
YOu go back to your seat and Illya settles herself in your lap.
She begins to attack the cupcakes.
'Saber, What happened?' you ask her.
The winged wand materializes beside you and answers 'Shirou got into the desserts at the end of the table. Next thing I know he turned into her.'
'I see... Maybe sugar activates the transformation?'
'Quite possibly.'

WAT DO NAO?

>>18689710
Well we keep feeding Shirou sugar for one.
Ask her how she feels, make sure she isn't in pain.

>>18689710
What we're learning here is that Shirou can have transformation triggers added to him in order to assume a variety of superior alter egos.

We should make it an ongoing project to load him down with so many triggers that it's virtually certain one of them will be activated within minutes of his assuming his native Shirou form, so that the world is spared having that guy wandering around in it as much as possible.

>>18689710
Sock this information away for later when we take Illya down to Dr. McNinja. Ask Illya how she feels, try to regulate the amount of sugar she eats.
Have Saber keep track of how much sugar Illya eats, and how long the transformation stays active.

Finish eating lunch with our team and our girls.

>>18689710
We need to keep Shirou away from candy?

. . . Fudge.

We should really bring him/her/it down to our potions teacher and come clean. Maybe he can cure it.

>>18689710
Well, it doesn't seem to be harmful, keep an eye on his sugar consumption, try to gauge how much it takes, how long it lasts and if how much correlates to length of transformation. Other than that goodluck, and if you ever need a cup of tea and someone to talk to about your troubles my door is always open.

I suggest talking to Doctor McNinja when he comes back and to also consult with Ryuu for help with this problem.

Have a bit of lunch with Erica and get back to class when lunch is over.

>>18689710
Cool, so all we have to do to get rid of Shirou is give him a sugary snack?

>>18689752
I wonder if the triggers only apply to the "base" Shirou, or to any of his states.

For example, what if we feed Kurou sugar...
Does he turn into Illya, or does it activate a new transformation?

>>18689828
Whats the closest equivalent to a loli-esque Kurou?

>>18689752
I like the way you think.

rolled 90 = 90

>>18689855
annoying black kid. . .

>>18689855
Nega Ilya

>>18689855
Interestingly, there is a dark-loli-Illya clone in one of the Fate/Whatever offshoots

>>18689752
I see where this is going.

'Saber. Can you transform into your humanoid form please? It should allow you to keep track of Illya better.'
You tell her. You of course have the ulterior motive of wanting to see the adorable little lion again.
She transforms as asked.
"I want you to monitor her sugar intake and the length of the transformation, lets see if those two are connected."
"Nyaai understand."
"Also, uhhh... try and keep her out of trouble."
"Nyaathing will happen, I assure you."
"Thanks. Now how about joining us for lunch?"
"Nyaank you for your invitation." She takes the nearest available chair, and you put Illya down besides her.

A thought comes to mind.
WHAT IS IT?
[ ]kraus
[ ]elsee
[ ]shinku

>>18689855
a smooth, refined luchinni.

>>18690069
Kraus, I've never seen your humanoid form, would you care to come out and join us for lunch. I'm sure you and Saber can have a conversation about dealing with dimwitted obnoxious users.

>>18690069
elsie?

>>18689752

While that sounds awesome, wouldn't *too* many triggers result in a schizophrenic frenzy of transformations? That's none too healthy for the sanity of bystanders, let alone the person going through those transformations?

Pic related.

>>18690069
Elsee

Also mmmm dual dark skinned loli's we must do this.... For science of course

>Lucchini
>refined
DOES NOT COMPUTE

Also [x]Elsee

>>18689975
She's also called Kurou

>>18690069
[x]kraus

"You know, Kraus, as much as we've been through, I've not seen your human projection. Please, would you do us the honor of appearing beside me to better serve our guests?"

>>18690069
Elsee find out how Keima is doing and if he has washed the target off his face yet.

>>18690109
Yeah I would rather avoid too many Shirou forms running around

The joke will get old too quickly and we don't actually know if he is even useful in combat in any of them, at least Shirou has UBW

>>18690090
Totally this.

>>18690090

Second.

You think about Kraus and how some other devices have human forms.
Elsie was the first one to show it early on, Saber also did it.
Now you wonder if your partner could also do it.
'Kraus.' you begin. 'We've seen Elsie and Saber with human forms. I was wondering if you had something like that.'
'WELL FAGGOT..."

***ROLLEM***

rolled 13 = 13

>>18690206
We know he does, just a matter of will he do it.

NO I DONT COCKMUNCH

rolled 53 = 53

>>18690206

rolled 46 = 46

>>18690206

rolled 99 = 99

>>18690206
HOLD ONTO YOUR VAGINA BECAUSE HERE IT COMES

rolled 62 = 62

He looks like this

rolled 77 = 77

>>18690206
He's a goddamn horseman, I know it. A gigantic asshole horseman.

>>18690254
Oh shit son.

>>18690254
>99
Welp. Looks like he's swagging ALL of the female-gendered Devices now.
And maybe even some of their users.

>>18690283
LG posted a picture quite a while back of Kraus' human form, don't have it on this computer though.

>>18690266
Nah LG posted an image of what he would roughly look like way back

>>18690307
Found it.

>>18690254
".. I ACTUALLY GOT THAT SUBROUTINE OFF ELSIE ABOUT A WEEK AGO."
"So you can do it?"
"IT WILL PUT A GREAT STRAIN ON YOU THOUGH, AND IM NOT SURE YOUR FAGGY MAJAIK RESERVES CAN HANDLE IT."
"Oh. I think I can handle It, man."
"WELL THEN. HOLD ON TO YOUR VAGINA CAUSE HERE IT COMES."
A cloud of steam appears next to you.
It slowly comes together in a human shape.

>>18690292
>>18690302
He is the foul mouthed totally awesome swagtacular father figure we never had

And he was on that path already just he was being a bit more content to grow his harem slower than us

>>18690254
Ronove, he's fucking Ronove isn't he?

rolled 2 = 2

>>18690206
roll

>>18690356
There's going to be an error, we won't have enough Majaik, SOMETHING is going to go wrong.

And Kraus will appear as a Shota.

>>18690356
>He's a pony

>>18690463
While I hate the fandom have a rugged, loud, insult spewing hate pony would be funny

>>18690353
Where is that picture from anyway? The character is familiar

And out of that steam comes a man.
A man of quite some age.
He had long white hair tied in a simple ponytail.
A sharply styled beard adorns his face.
He adjusts the blindingly white gloves on his right hand.
"SUP FAGGOTS." He says

REACTION?

>>18690660
Politely applaud.

>>18690660
Physically brofisting for the first time

>>18690660
"Sup, Kraus. We have guests to serve and entertain."
And we butlerize the FUCK out of everyone. Jakob to assist.

>>18690660
Nice to finally meet you, brofist, now kindly comport yourself in a manner appropriate to the delicate company we have to serve, I would hate to unduly distress them.

>>18690660
>not Zangetsu, not Walter C. Dornez
mmm... ok.

reaction? not passing out from magical exhaustion. anything but that

>>18690698
This, Mental Brofists just don't have the same impact.

You brofist him and he duly returns it.
As fist meets fist you know that everything will be a lot more interesting from now on.

"HEY FAGBALLS. WHY ARE YOU SEATED THERE? GET UP AND LETS BUTLERIZE THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE HERE."
He tells you.
"Ahaha of course." You stand up.
"GET THOSE FURLUMPS AND THAT LIZARD OUT. THEY CAN ASSIST."

You take out your familiars and the five of you get about to entertaining your guests.

>>18690858
Well, leave Elsie, Shinku, and Saber to Kraus. Make sure that Erica and Hina are seen to. Pour tea, serve watercress and cucumber sandwiches, entertain guests.

We should go get our swag palace while we have extended lunch

>>18690858
>Kraus and his long luxurious flowing white hair.
We let him nowhere near Saber.

>>18691140
His swag radius is comparable to ours, just by being in the same building as her she was seduced. If we collect a pile of women no reason he doesn't deserve a pile of devices.

rolled 63 = 63

i wonder, don't that much swag risk to create some kinda swag blackhole ?

>>18691271
Nah not yet
We are more a binary swag system that tears apart anything that gets caught between us

After everyone has eaten thier fill, people begin to trickle out of the room to spend the rest of the break outside.

Most of your team have also excused yourself.
You are left with Erica, Illya and Saber.
Kraus has reverted to his normal form to, as he says, "NOT KILL YOU OR SHIT."
You have about an hour left till the afternoon classes start.

WAT DO?

>>18691321
Acquire girls
Buy swag palace

Maybe show it off to our friends?

>>18691321
Erica, would you like to come with me and pick up our new home? We'll bring the others along assuming they're free. Perhaps we can throw a housewarming party this evening?

>>18691321
"Come ladies! Let us acquire land!"

>>18691321
We can go and buy the house when we have everyone. It'll take more than an hour to go to town, sign the paperwork, and come back anyway.

Right now let's check on the bush cuttings, and take a leaf down to Ryuu to see if he recognizes the bush.

>>18691430
I agree, best thing to do is create our melmo potion. (is that what we called it?) otherwise "Fix" shirou.

Check on plants. bring sample to Ryuu.
Also if possible bring illya to the infirmary for a checkup

>>18691430
It wouldn't take us that long

>>18691494
We can't do anything until the plant is growing fruit, maybe we could ask Ryuu about a fertilizer potion.

>>18691583
It does if we have to wait for the stores to change places.
And the town is at least a kilometer from the academy.

>>18691629
We do have means of transportation other than walking. We could saucer everyone down there in a few minutes

nudge

"Hey Erica want to come with me to Ryuu's? I need to ask him about Illya here."
"Hmmnn? Sure." she answers as she slams a whole slice of pie down her gullet.
You then ask Illya and Saber to accompany you as you leave your familiars to take care of the rest.

The four of you arrive at Ryuu's bar shortly.
"Hey there. What can I do for you?" He asks as you walk in.
>>18691629
town is 4 km away.

>>18691660
Or create a system of slipper coated saucers which propel us to town. into a lake. Air water slide.

>>18691850
"Shirou... err Illya."

>>18691850
"Hello Ryuu.
"This here is Illya, formerly Shirou Emiya. He consumed some berries out in the mountains, and it resulted in swapping his gender, regressing his age, and altering his mind. It also affected his Device, Saber.
"Here's a leaf from the bush, do you recognize it?"

>>18691854
Or finally go Super Swag and make space and time just sort of move out of our way, so that we arrive before leaving with no subjective transition time.

>>18691850
I need to talk to you about Shirou here.
>Sure. Where is he?
Right there.

>>18691850
What do you know about small white berries that have gender/age transformative effects.

Shirou, is now this adorable little girl and some of the effects carried over. He ate them, an awful lot of them, a day ago and the effects come and go, apparently sugar triggers the effect.

rolled 69 = 69

>>18691892
I would also mention that he was the ah... test subject for our first experiment with gender bending potions. It might be a reaction between the berry and that.

>>18691922
He knows we tried it and failed, that's why we got referred to him for training

>>18691983
Yeah, but he might not know that we experimented on Shirou specifically. Hell, even if it's very probable that he does know that, we should still tell him just in case he doesn't. It'll take like two seconds.

>>18692013
Ah I meant Mike told him about the whole thing and probably had him checked out, as much as he avoids paperwork he looks out for his students

"Hello Ryuu. This here is Illya, formerly Shirou Emiya." You tell him as you introduce the little girl. "He consumed some berries out in the mountains, and it resulted in swapping his gender, regressing his age, and altering his mind. It also affected his Device, Saber."
"Here's a leaf from the bush, do you recognize it?"

"Hmnnn.. What color were the berries?" He asks
"Nyeey were white." Nyaber answers
"White? Why don't you all take a seat for a while while I call in an expert of sorts."
The four of you plop down in one of the booths and wait.

A few minutes later a Lady in blue walks in, her heels tapping sharply on the floor.
"Ah Melmo. Here she is." Ryuu tells her
"The white haired girl? She ate the snowberries?"
"Yes. She did." You answer her.
"She ate the whole bush load?"
"Nyees." Nyaber tells her.
"Hoo boy. I need a drink." She tells Ryuu.

>>18692104
That...does not sound encouraging.

>>18692104
That sounds like trouble,
Ask her what the bush is and mention we brought back some to study

>>18692104
Can we make this permanent?

>>18692104
>sob_melmo_big.jpg)
Yeah Melmo's going to sob.

>>18692160
>mention we brought back some to study
NEVER EVER EVER do this

>>18692104
After she accepts a beer from Ryuu, she faces your group again.
"She ate a shitload of snowberries. Berries that need to be refined to make them safe for consumption. I don't even know how she turned into a girl, but if she ate that much, this could well be permanent."
"But she changes back." YOu tell her
"Ho? And why is she a little girl again?"
"We think sugar triggers the transformation." you tell her
"Nyaagreed."
"Sugar? And you say she also got a new personality? That's not what happens with snow berries. They just regress your age, not your mind."
"Well... about that..."

[ ]tell her about Kurou
[ ]"i don't know"

>>18692209
Dammit, don't ask that!

>>18692104
"Ah, Ms. Melmo? Nanoha mentioned that you had a candy that could alter apparent age. Putting two and two together, I take it this snowberry is somehow involved in the creation of your candies?"

>>18692251
[x]tell her about Kurou
We fucked up with that. Time to face the consequences.

>>18692251
Tell her about it.

rolled 84 = 84

>>18692262
I wouldn't really call it a fuck-up, given that Mike essentially rewarded us for dosing him, but still...

[x] tell her about Kurou

>>18692251
Tell her about Kurou. We can't just let Shirou turn into random shit all the time because we can't face our mistakes.

>>18692251
Tell her about Kurou, we'll get yelled at but this transformation if it's not able to be held in check will cause serious detriment to his combat abilities and thus deprive the bureau of an asset. We're willing to troll people but screwing with our new home, hell no.

>>18692209
He's smarter like this! It's cruel to make him go back!

Tell about Kurou, if they're going to yell, slap Illya.
Kurya?

>>18692273
Well, Mike's one caveat was to make sure no one got hurt.

And being gender-swapped, age-regressed, and mind-wiped permanently definitely sounds like its approaching "harm" territory.

[x]tell her about Kurou

>>18692324
That's not the trigger for getting out of Illya-Mode.
That's the trigger to go from Shirou to Kurou Mode.

>>18692342
What would happen if we gave Kurou sugar?

>>18692342
I know.
So they can't yell at us.

I know this is supposed to be a joke thing, but thinking about it seriously, we've exposed a fellow student to chemicals that cause him to undergo drastic physical and mental changes. These may be permanent.

This is the kind of shit they mindwipe you for. We need to undo this.

>>18692379
How proper, AC/DC's Highway to Hell just started.

>>18692379
Remember, Kurou never wore off. That first experimental potion was a permanent effect.
We've got to fix this situation, and do it properly.

"...I think my previous alchemical experiment has something to do with that."
"What do you mean?" SHe asks
"Well... I once had him drink an experimental potion. Instead of the desired effect, it uhhh gave him a new personality and changes his physical appearance whenever he got slapped."
"Are you serious?! You used a classmate to test a potion?"
"Yes..."
"And you encourage this?" She asks Ryuu
"Of course not. That happened before I began teaching him." HE then tries to diffuse the situation "Hey remember when I made mike drink that potion that was supposed to turn his fur white, but instead left him bald?"
"Ah yes, good times. He looked so cold for months."
"Well, this is basically that. Im sure you've made some mistakes in your time too."
"I.. I did. But that's not the point." She turns back to Illya. The little girl appears nervous from all the big people talking quite seriously for some time now.
"I'm sorry if we scare you hun. I'll give you a present." She attaches a bright red bangle around Illya's wrist.
"That will monitor your body signs for me. Please don't take it off okay?"
"Okay! Thank you!" Illya smiles.
"Such a cute kid." She turns to you again. "Make sure she doesnt get her hands on any other potion, we won't want to complicate things further. I'll check out the data I collect from her and find out if there's a way to reverse this."
"Of course ma'am." you tell her.
"This leaves me another problem though, with her eating all of the berries from one of the few bushes left, I won't have enough to make another batch of candies. I'll need to raid my stores I guess."
She then chugs her beer and walks away.
"I'm headed back to my lab. If anything happens, contact me."
"Yes ma'am."


WAT DO NAO?

>>18692379
Actually it isn't
Mike said shit like that isn't looked too badly upon if it is pranks but doing things like that intentionally is frowned upon

>>18692379
To be fair, the current one is his fault, and the only other time was the original potion on the third or so day, and Mike knew about it, and I believed reported it.

>>18692458
I think he got him checked and swept it under the rug

He hates paperwork remember?

>>18692449
Renew Library books, get one on gardening?

>>18692449
I think we should mention that we have some clippings of the bush we're trying to grow.
If they're difficult enough to grow that Melmo has to hoard them, then we're going to need help in growing what we have from a trained botanist.

>>18692493
Yeah, and it is better if Ryuu knows we have that sort of shit in case we start playing with it

>>18692449
Tell her that we got clippings and a seeding from the bush

>>18692449
Inform Ryuu of the clippings, get to the library, find a good horticultural book for exotic species.

>>18692492
>>18692493
>>18692502
>>18692504
Also ask Ryuu about a fertilizer potion

>>18692517
But this is a magic bush; what if it interacts with the fertilizer potion in weird ways?
We've already seen that potions can interact with each and have unpredictable results.

>>18692537
That's why we ask Ryuu about it
He would know rather than us screwing it up

>another capital HE
>HE HE HE HE

NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS

I hope to fuck they don't deploy us to fight Giygas.

"Uhhh Ryuu I have a confession." You tell him as the girls enjoy rootbeer floats in the booth and you sit yourself at the bar.
"That is?"
"I found one of those berries."
"Did you eat it?" He asks
"No. I kept it for study."
"Well, a curious mind is a wealthy one I say. Just make sure to have Panacea on hand if you try and do anything with it."
"Okay man. Oh and also, I brought back a seedling of the bush."
"Do you think you can grow it?"
"I can try..."
"Then do it. Melmo would be pleased if you manage to keep it alive. From what I know those things rarely survive in the wild, let alone under cultivation."
"Okay man, thanks."
"So you interested in Botany now?"
"I guess, I don't know."
"Well, gardening is a wonderful hobby. The Bureau actually has some plots behind the AdMin building you could use. Someones been growing watermelons there, they look delicious. Oh and if you happen to be back in the mountains, and you find a small plant that looks like this," He shows you a hologram of it, "Make sure to cover your ears before you even begin messing with it."
"Uhhh sure."

After the girls finish thier floats, the four of you bid Ryuu goodbye and head on out.

WAT DO NOW?

>>18692756
library time i guess.

>>18692756
Yeah library time
Renew books and get one on botany and horticulture

>>18692809
Mack on Yuki.

>>18692756
>Someones been growing watermelons there, they look delicious.
Ryoji Kaji?

Libraryyy

>>18692756
Library, get a book on arcane horticulture and any references to the Snowberry Bush and how to cultivate it.

rolled 99 = 99

>>18692837
Either him, or Mutsumi Otohime (Love Hina). She's the first character I think of when I think of watermelons.

>>18692868
Well, why not both?

With the remaining time left for lunch you excuse yourself from the girls as they go off on thier own.
You head to the library.

After following the head librarians instructions you find yourself in the botany section of the library.

You try and find a book on cultivation of arcane plants, and possibly one that has references to the Snowberry bush.

**ROLLEM**

rolled 71 = 71

>>18692889

rolled 25 = 25

>>18692889
The Alchemists' Guide to Botany

rolled 78 = 78

>>18692889
why is there a penisbush

rolled 19 = 19

>>18692889

rolled 55 = 55

>>18692889
Dr. Spengler's Botanical Studies
Foreword by Dr. Stanz

rolled 76 = 76

>>18692889
The rare flora of dimensions

Also we see necry being chased around by the assistant librarian

>>18692756

still no perrine event?

okay.gif

>>18692889
Botanist's guide to Hayate

rolled 32 = 32

>>18692929
fergot roll :(

>>18692889
dickbush.

We should plant one of these, for no other reason than to see dicks hanging from a tree.

Then we sneak back to the SWQ universe and plant a tree there. It'll be well-tended, I'm sure.

rolled 31 = 31

>>18692889
The Kung-Fu Master's Guide to Age Defying Herbal Concoctions

rolled 28 = 28

>>18692928
We checked up on her last thread.

rolled 54 = 54

>>18692889

MONSTER PLANT GURLS

>we live in a magic world, so why the fuck not

rolled 5 = 5

>>18692889
might as well

rolled 59 = 59

>>18692959
the dice gods fucking hate botany

rolled 7 = 7

>>18692889
The care and feeding of Alchemically Useful Flora.

>>18692946

but but.... i want her part of us already.

>>18692889
Lamia's guide to Botany

rolled 47 = 47

>>18692965
indeed

rolled 72 = 72

>Hey Bob
>What Nyarlhotep?
>They're doing Botany now
>Whaat? That's bullshit, fuck that. No swag stuff no rolls I say
>Eeyup

rolled 51 = 51

>>18692974
have patience. we will have the tsunny frog soon enough.

rolled 10 = 10

>>18692889
Step back, I'm a fucking botanist.

I think we should just leave it with out 76 and stop rolling

At this rate we will get triple 1's and burn down the dimension

rolled 51 = 51

>Hayate's Botany Notebook

rolled 5 = 5

>>18693000
we've been rolling for 10 minutes and can't even break an 80. should probably give up on it for now.

>>18692994
Tsun Kero-tan?

>>18692995
Not anymore you're not.

rolled 71 = 71

>>18693014
NEVER GIVE UP!

Rolling for:
"Alchemically Useful Flora for Fun and Profit"

rolled 81 = 81

>>18693011
Botany for bunnygirl maids

rolled 6 = 6

>>18693026
is Kero-tan like nip-speak for kermit the frog?
I was just making a pun on tsundere and sunny dispostion.

>>18693055
Sort of, it's the onomatopoeia for frogs croaking in Japanese iirc

It is also used as a mascot in rail gun

you find an interesting book on the bottome shelf, it's titled: "The rare flora of dimensions"
You grab it and take a look inside, it's more of a kid's pop-up book, but it does list quite a few interesting plants.
you take it and look for another.
on the fifth shelf you find "PLANTING RARE PLANTS FOR DUMMIES", something truly suited for your purposes.

You grab these two books and begin to head out.
In the main corridor you see the assistant librarian Yomiko chasing after a familiar book.
A familiar book now headed your way.
A familia book that lands on your face with it's pages open.
The screaming began again.

**ROLL FOR SAN DAMAGE**

rolled 6 = 6

>>18693082
We must remain unflappable.

rolled 13 = 13

>>18693072
i love how animals make different noises depending on what language you speak
>>18693082
.MY MIND IS A MENTAL BASTION

rolled 77 = 77

>>18693014
never

rolled 16 = 16

>>18693082
Really sir? Again? Is there a problem?

rolled 70 = 70

>>18693082
You again? What did I tell you last time?

rolled 32 = 32

>>18693082
For perrine!

rolled 31 = 31

>>18693088
>>18693091
>>18693102

looks like we're gonna be in Shinji's care for the next week

rolled 82 = 82

>>18693082
Really sir? Again? Is there a problem?

Maybe we should just find an Outsider and ask him to tweak us a bit so we can read this thing without breaking.

Or at least find some kind of binding spell.

Give it 'The Eye'.

rolled 15 = 15

>>18693088
>>18693091
>>18693102

looks like we're gonna be in Shinji's care for the next week

rolled 47 = 47

>>18693107
dice gods are not fond of perrine anymore

Give it 'The Stare'

rolled 16 = 16

>>18693115
>talk to an Outsider

that's also on the list of things that will make Dresden Kill us dead.

rolled 35 = 35

Engage 'The Stare'.

>>18693088
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
It screams in your mind.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"
You try and shake it off like last time but you can't.
"Necry! NO!" You hear Yomiko shout out.
Everything becomes black.
The screaming continues.

[x]reload

rolled 35 = 35

>>18693082
Again?
Shake head, close the book, take it to a librarian.

rolled 88 = 88

*sigh*

Kyon sits at his desk just outside the Director's office.
He cracks another bead.
"Goddamn. Another one." he says.

rolled 88 = 88

>>18693159
Well, that cannon has been fired.

>>18693159
Well, shit.

Being the guy who rolled that 6, I feel the need to apologize.

rolled 22 = 22

>>18693159
Is that good or bad?

rolled 48 = 48

>>18693166
its not your fault the dice are capricious bitches. this was bad rolling, not a bad decision.

rolled 62 = 62

>>18693159

>>18693163
so if we run out is the quest over?
or can we pick up extra lives?

>>18693167
We got ourselves killed, and he just respawned us. Those respawns are limited.

>>18693159
...okay gents, that's confirmed.

We can officially no longer afford to intentionally go for HUEHUEHUE ends.

rolled 2 = 2

>>18693148
ffffff

>>18693186

Screaming.
It's all this book ever does.
If it were a bit more productive, it'll record it's own screams and sell them to hollywood for sound effects for bad horror films.
You raise an eyebrow at it.
"Okay, enough." you say as you pry it off your face.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"SHUT UP!" You tell it as you close it forcefully.

You keep it shut tight until Yomiko can catch up.
"Sorry about that. Someone left his cage open again."
"It's nothing. But maybe you should invest in better security."
"We'll look into a better lock soon." She assures you as she takes the book from you.

The two of you head back to the front-desk.
After checking your books out, you head back to class.

>No Director's sisterthing encounter

>>18693187
How is getting killed by a screaming book a HUEHUE end?

>>18693223
Yuki is in Basics class now.
I guess she's out to lunch

>>18693187
Why not? Just because they might actually have consequences now? You pussy.

So are Kyon and Ikusa the same person? or is there more than person invested in our successfully breaking out of this 'cycle' were trapped in?
If they aren't the same person, they're probably working together going by the tweet where kyon puts on the rider helmet.
>>18693238
it wasn't, but the HUEHUEHUE also uses up our reloads, which we know now to be limited.

Quick question: does Hayate remember his deaths, and what killed him?

>>18693251
I think they are working together

Them being the same person raises too many issues

rolled 60 = 60

>>18688904
like kenny

Afternoons classes went by with The Dude discussing the merits of always carrying a towel.
"... And if you ever have to listen to Vogon poetry, you can use your towel to hang yourself with."

The bell rings for dismissal, before he lets you all out he has one final announcement to make.
"As you all know, you now recieve an allowance of 36 guptas per week. As was stated when you were recruited, that amount is applicable though-out basic training. Well kids, you aren't in basic training anymore arent you? You will all now be receiving 50Guptas per week as part of your advancement onto Advanced training. Spend that cash well. Now all od you bugger off and stuff."

YOU GOT A RAISE!
WAT DO NAO?

>>18693256
probably not, but you do make me think of something else.
we have the Prince's dagger. if we can restore its functionality, we can possibly use it to rewind from bad ends and save ourselves a few reloads.
(if someone has mentioned this previously i apologize, i haven't been keeping up with post-thread discussions lately.)

>>18693256
Apparently nope

It is like a rewind on prince of Persia, only the person performing it remembers

>>18693256

>>18693284
fucking computer

>>18693288
WHOO, we got a raise, get our new house. Hell between all of us it doesn't make that much of a dent.

>>18693288
gather the girls and go buy our new house, work out a payment plan.

>>18693288
Get our girls and buy us a swag palace!

>>18693294
Yeah we need to work on it, either to cannabilize it for the Cassiopeia or to get it working on it's own

>>18693294
Wouldn't that be metagaming?

>>18693288
fuck year!
umm, visit girls

>>18693334
LEGAL metagaming, if we find out how to do it.

>>18693288
Why BEEEEEES, LG? Because they're preferable to Vogon Poetry?

Anyway, proceed to use raise to acquire Eva's old resort.

rolled 16 = 16

>>18690123
This may be exceedingly late, but:
>exactlymypoint.gif

>>18693334
not if, in the course of restoring the dagger, it is explained to Hayate what it can do, i.e. rewind time and escape death. iirc the Emp didn't say all what it can do. checking that now.

>>18693368
He said he didn't know because he could never get it to work

>>18693368
I thought Emps had no clue what it did, just that it was a cool dagger he gave us for besting Max in the swag race.

You head down to the medical wing.
As you do so, you mentillate your girls.
'Im running in for a session with Shinji, I'll meet all of you in an hour so we can go out to town and hopefully pickup our new house.'

You walk into Shinji's office without further incident.
"Welcome back Hayate." he tells you.
"Get yourself comfortable and let us begin."

You sit yourself into the couch and relax.
He takes out his clipboard and begins talking to you.
"So, Hayate, How are you feeling today?"

WAT SAY?

>>18693368
But he doesn't remember his deaths, WE do. We can't make him think 'I don't remember it, but I think I died in this point. Better rewind so I don't get killed' without going meta.
There's also the chance that making him acknowledge all the times he's died would force another SAN loss death, and, worse, make it recursive. Until we run out of reloads, that is.

rolled 74 = 74

>>18693408
Well, I had another flashback. This time where I was kidnapped and forced to bowl for an evil dictator.

I also keep having reoccurring nightmares of Frank and Billy gang-raping me.

>>18693408
Quite good actually. The training session my friend ran turned out well. Me and the girls are going to get a new house later on and I haven't had any breakdowns or even any paranoia

"Pretty good actually. I haven't had any breakdowns since last we talked.

I do feel a bit guilty though, before I really knew any better I had a friend of mine try out an experimental potion and now he's subject to transformations based on ridiculously common triggers. I mean, he's okay with it - I think, and we're looking for a cure, but still. I kinda feel like a dick.

There's another girl who wants to get into my swag harem, but she's taking her time getting there. I'm a little concerned about her, but I can't really put my finger on why.

Oh yes, and my girlfriends and I are going to purchase a new home later today. So that'll be exciting."

>>18693408
haha oh yeah totally forgot about therapy today. really need to update the calender.

"Still kind of exhausted from the camping trip i took with Sousuke Sagara this weekend, but pretty good overall"
>>18693411
I mean for situations like getting caught in a trap or rewinding if we're about to get killed by someone in combat.

>>18693427
And the forest thing, too.

"My ears are still ringing from running into the Necronomicon in the library again. That thing's pretty irritating."

You know, now that I think of it Shinji as we know him in his anime would make a terrible therapist. You have to understand and genuinely care about other people to be a good therapist, and the 14 year old Shinji was incredibly selfish and spineless to the point where the only reason anyone liked him was because he was a protagonist.

He was only ever shown using sympathy as a means to compare his own misery to others, to understand how he hurt them so that he could further delve into his own self-loathing, which he would then use as an excuse to take more from others, hurting them even further in a self perpetuating cycle of destruction.

I assume this grown up Shinji got over it somehow. Still, it's interesting.

>>18693493
Yeah he grew up a lot

"Pretty good actually. I haven't had any breakdowns since last we talked.
I do feel a bit guilty though, before I really knew any better I had a friend of mine try out an experimental potion and now he's subject to transformations based on ridiculously common triggers. I mean, he's okay with it - I think, and we're looking for a cure, but still. I kinda feel like a dick.

There's another girl who confessed to me and stuff. but i don't know if she wants to be with me and my family. Also there's something off about her that I just can't place a finger on.

Oh yes, and my girlfriends and I are going to purchase a new home later today. So that'll be exciting."

"I see. I'm glad that you have been better. Now tell me about this guilt, you feel. Do you feel personally responsible for everything that has happened to this friend? What prompted you into making him drink that potion?" he asks


>>18693493
Im using the HAPPY END OF EVANGELION shinji, for a personality template

>He and asuka escaped japan, only 2 people left on earth.
>travel to germany [took months]
>Live in nerv there.
>end up growing up and shit
>become better people

>shoulda used RE-TAKE Shinji lol

>>18693607
oops wrong book. I meant EPILOGUE OF EVANGELION instead of happy end.
Happy end was still good though

>>18693607
"He's a complete and utter idiot. The first transformation was a definite step up. The reason is sort of petty; he interrupted Erica and I the first time we tried having sex."

>>18693607
"Do i feel personally responsible for everything that's happened to him? yes and no. I made him drink the potion because he was gullible and there and I needed a guinea pig, and because he cockblocked me. But he is very gullible, doesn't have a lot of self-control. I think that even if I hadn't given him the potion, he would have stumbled his way into this kind of situation on his own. He really is as dumb as a box of rocks. I feel pretty bad for his device, Saber."

>>18693607
We definitely shouldn't feel responsible for EVERYTHING that happened to Shirou. The berries were him being a retard. The fudge...that's about 50/50 on the blame there. Basically, he'd get into trouble if we're involved or not. We just made it worse a couple times.

>>18693681
It's not our fault he somehow managed to dig into the fudge dimension of Wonka.

>>18693666
This, and also explain the Elemental Plane of Fudge and the eating random berries in the woods.

While we were kinda an asshole to him a few times, the only part that is actually our fault was testing a potion on him, and it actually improved him. He should actually be happy we kept him from being murdered by Wonka, so we're kinda even now.

"Well, at first it was petty revenge, but I didn't intend for it to go so far. I thought it would just switch his gender for a day.
Although now he seems to be making it worse all on his own through sheer idiocy. So maybe 50% of the blame lies on me I guess?

I wish that I could say he doesn't deserve it. Wow I feel bad for saying that, but I don't doubt that it's true."

>>18693699
We put the fudge there for him to tunnel through. That's why the blame is 50/50.

well im going to sleep, Portland swap meet tomorrow!

>>18693742
holy crap there's more than one oregon-bro here. unless you live in Maine.

"Do i feel personally responsible for everything that's happened to him? yes and no. I made him drink the potion because he was gullible and there and I needed a guinea pig, and because he cockblocked me. But he is very gullible, doesn't have a lot of self-control. I think that even if I hadn't given him the potion, he would have stumbled his way into this kind of situation on his own. He really is as dumb as a box of rocks. I feel pretty bad for his device, Saber."
"I see, do i sense that this guilt is more of you feeling bad for his device than you feeling bad about him?"
"Well not exactly. But I can say that yeah his Device has it rough."
"I see. You mentioned buying a house. How did you come up with that big decision?"

>>18693755
nope, i live in southern wa, but st helens OR born and raised, come down for the swap meet every year

>>18693763
Well, that was pretty simple. My room is kinda cramped and I figured that I won't be living in the dorms forever. I headed down the the retail place and found a place that was pretty cheap because people think it's cursed.

By the way, what do you know of Evangeline?

>>18693763
"I live with four, possibly going on five girls now. Mostly it's a space issue."

>>18693763
I… just want a house. A place I can actually call home. The Bureau is nice and all, but it's not really a *home*, you know? I've never had a home before.

>>18693763
Well, I'm justifying it because at the rate I'm going I'm running out of room really fast and I'm trying to think of the future. That and it was a damn good deal and I didn't want to pass up on getting a beautiful home for much less than it was worth.

The honest answer is that I've never had a home for myself that I was happy with, until I came here and this is a way of assuring my inner paranoid self with abandonment issues that I'm here to stay, I have a place to come back too, somewhere I care for that I have a responsibility for, and that the people I care for are going to stay with me instead of abandoning me to sell my organs to Yakuza.

Also the bed was getting really fucking cramped with five or so people on it and I just didn't have enough space in my closet for 5 peoples worth of clothing.

>>18693790
I like this. I'd add something like, "And I seem to be building a new family here, and it keeps expanding. We can't just live in the dorms, even if we can expand the room with some device Ursula picked up."

>>18693790
>>18693807
Seconding these. Though maybe leave out the borrowed SCP.

>>18693804
I like this one. It combines all the stuff we've said into a nice coherent package.

>>18693804
Wait, no, this is best. It hits... everything.

>>18693815
It's a bare mention, I don't think Hayate actually knows what it is.

>>18693804
seconded

>>18693607
>Re-Take

That was the one where they have a kid after EoE, and then get thrown back in time during the series, right?

>>18693827
Yeah, you're right.
Changing this >>18693815
to get on this >>18693804
bandwagon

"Well, I'm justifying it because at the rate I'm going I'm running out of room really fast and I'm trying to think of the future. That and it was a damn good deal and I didn't want to pass up on getting a beautiful home for much less than it was worth.

The honest answer is that I've never had a home for myself that I was happy with, until I came here and this is a way of assuring my inner paranoid self with abandonment issues that I'm here to stay, I have a place to come back too, somewhere I care for that I have a responsibility for, and that the people I care for are going to stay with me instead of abandoning me to sell my organs to Yakuza.

Also the bed was getting really fucking cramped with five or so people on it and I just didn't have enough space in my closet for 5 peoples worth of clothing."

"Wait 5 people? From my records I only see 3 people listed as living in your room."
"Well, yeah but Hina and Nanoha have been spending a lot of time there too."
"Ah, well. Do you feel like this is a good decision?"
"Of course. It's an investment in our future."
"An investment in your happiness?" he asks
"Yes."
"Having something to look forward to is a great thing." He tells you "I hope this new home will be part of that."
"yeah."

The session went by faster than you thought it could, in a blink of an eye, the hour was up.
"I'll see you next week Hayate. Come by my office on the same day and time."
"Thanks Shinji I will." You tell him

You head back to your room to meet up with the girls

>room expanding device
Is it actually the Architect? You do know that thing has only the barest idea on what a building should be made of, right?

>>18693855
I am not honoring that with an answer

>>18693955
Oh fuck me

I just fucking remembered what that was. I feel like an utter moron.

And yes, yes you should have used that Shinji.

You find your girls at the table talking.
Hina has Souseiseki with her.
"So you girls ready?" you ask them
They all say yes.
"Well then, let's go."

AS you walk into town, with the twins on one side and Hina and Nanoha on the other you consider who to talk to first?

TALK TO WHO?

>>18693987
Souseiseki

Haven't talked to her since the party

>>18693998
seconded

>>18693950
184, yes. By the described effects, it's fine for short exposures, such as was used for our dorm room. IIRC, it was about the duration of an afternoon.

It also seems that a bag of holding is a safe container for it.

>>18693987
Nanoha, she doesn't get enough time, talk about living arrangements that it's as much her place as ours.

>>18694043
>>18693987

Yeah, Nanoha's starting Field training soon, too. We should ask about that.

>>18694043
I like your reasoning. If it isn't too late, I'll throw in a tiebreaker for Nanoha.

>Nanoha
"Hey how was your day?" You ask her
"It was great. MAx is still crying about this being our last week, Corn gave Vita a new hat, I showed Max how much more power I had."
"I see. Are you exited about this new house?"
"I am! I want to go to the beach as soon as possible!"
"Great. Remember, this is your home as much as it is ours. Feel free to come and stay as much as you'd like."
"Okay" And then she smiles at you. That glorious, gorgeous smile.

TALK TO WHO?
[ ]hina/boku
[ ]Erica
[ ]Ursula

>>18694154
Hina/Boku

>>18694154
[x]hina/boku

>>18694158
Yas.

>>18694154
Boku no Hina

>>18694154
>hina/boku
"So Hina, I guess you finalized it with Souseiseki here?"
"Yes." She shows you an ornate ring on her finger.
"I am now her medium." she tells you.
You then turn to the doll floating off to her side,
"Please take care of Hina, She can be brash, violent and scary at times. But deep inside she's an amazing girl."
"I leave myself in your care as well." Souseiseki tells you with a bow.

Your statement earns you an elbow to your side from Hina
"Who's violent?!" she says.
"That girl that just crushed my kidney." You chuckle/wince

After having similar conversations with Erica and Ursula, your group arrives in town.

the body demands rest. see you chaps later.

>>18694336
Take care, man. I should do that soon myself, for that matter.

As you face the row of shops, you see that conveniently enough, Gulliver's is among them.
Your group walks in.
"Hello there!" You hear his tiny voice call out to you.
"Welcome back my friend!"

NEXT TIME ON MSQ:
My Sweet Home

NEW THREAD AT 0700 4chan time

>headed home.
>derp

Then I'm off to bed.

okay so maybe drinking soda after midnight is a bad idea if i plan on sleeping before 3am.
damn it got really slow in here tonight. maybe i'll stay up for the morning thread.

I guess I'll take this time to say thanks for running this quest LG. I was having a pretty shitty time in february when i noticed this, and it got me all excited because it is so awesome and fun.
that sounded more eloquent in my head. whatever.
Thanks for putting a nice shiny thing up on /tg/ that I'm happy to be a part of. you are all wonderful people and I'm glad I get to spend time with you all. keep up the excellent work elegant gentlemen.
>mfw i think about this quest

>>18694591
Yeah same.

This is the main reason I lurk 4chan now. I am glad I popped into the vaguely interesting sounding quest thread on my weekly visit and now I haven't missed a single thread

Being on LG's timezone has helped immeasurably

>>18694591
Since I can never go to bed when I say I am, I'd just like to say: Damn right, well said.

>>18694627
>Being on LG's timezone has helped immeasurably
CHEATER

>>18694633
Don't the player, hate the planet which set him in close proximity

>>18694641
BUT I MUST

>>18694644
Hatersgonnahate.jpg

>>18694654
With a nonexistent passion!

I have to say, the best part is that he lets us run with crazy shit

Like Ted. First thing that popped into my head and I wrote was "we gotta tame this bugger" and everyone picked it up and now we are heading for a menagerie
And when we did our date with Hina and LG rolled to get the result I decided to be a smart ass and roll as well and got the 100

And none of the times we go for stupid shit he outright shoots us down, he makes it so much fun because we can do crazy shit

>have summer college class
>completely miss SWQ and MSQ
DAMN IT

Welp, I better do my self-appointed job
If anyone is still here, can you remind me what were the requests of the previous anons?
Or if you want, ignore those and focus on more current bits that I dont know of

>>18694830
Have no clue what our old ones were.
I can remember man candy was requested is all

>>18694830
Man candy?
I dont remember that . . .
Maybe I should just wait for next thread.

Say anon, when does the next SWQ start? I need to give them the draft for the SubStriker units

>>18694830
Well you drew Dreadnaught Erica.

(from old thread)
Hey ADF since I know you are here somewhere think you could manage a picture of the girls as TF2 classes like we talked about in the other thread?
Hina = scout
Erica = heavy
Sakura = pyro
Nanoha = soldier
Mio = demo man
Miyafuji = medic
Hayate = spy
Keima = sniper

(also)
So if Erica is a warboss
Ursula is a Mek
Miyafuji is a biomancer
Mio is a rogue trader
Trude is a commissar
Minna is a lord general
Shirley is a speed freek
Lynette is a guardsman

Oh god, that is . . a lot
If you folks want that, its gonna take time, and lots of it.
I'll start with the TF2 then.

>>18694883
since you obviously hate sleep and free time
>SPEAK FUMO like an independent racial woman and we will not stand to be impeded to be slowed down with silly rooty tooty point and shootys.
from thread 73.5, the adventures of Shirou, shirou trying to get answers from a bonta

>>18694905
>>SPEAK FUMO like an independent racial woman and we will not stand to be impeded to be slowed down with silly rooty tooty point and shootys

Eh, fuck it. I have a full night to make this. Workin on it
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK (and those with common sense)

Welp you have fun I'll watch Strike Witches.

oh hey. new thread.
>>18694989

>>18694995
Six minutes in and it's already more embarrassing than MLP