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    46 KB ARMORED CORE QUEST: TRAINING DAY AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)00:00 No.18747684  
    >Previous threads here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=AC%20Quest
    >Also have a crunch thread live here >>18743876
    >Will have to go AFK for a little bit soon, otherwise should be good to go ALL NIGHT LONG.

    YOU ARE ALEX RASTON. Currently you've decided to hone your skills and work off some steam by running a combat sim.

    Currently you're five kills, three actual and two technical, into what's supposed to be a survival against hopeless odds scenario.

    You have only taken one hit, and that was when you lost your chaff pods.

    You have also haven't fired a single shot, though that's going to have to change soon.

    Currently you're staring down a Close-Combat number, and while that massive fist-weapon seems to be offline, he still has that nasty looking shotgun. He's been temporarily blinded by his friend's death by thermonuclear explosion.

    >Wat do:

    [ ] Keep distance, gun him down.
    [ ] Charge him, take advantage of his disorientation.
    [ ] Tactical withdrawal.
    [ ] Other.

    >Your impressive kill against the Gunner type just now netted you a quick refresh: You have recovered a fate point, putting your count at two.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:02 No.18747707
    Keep distance, GUN HIM DOWN!

    By the way, welcome back AC, we've missed you.
    >> ClericMan 04/17/12(Tue)00:03 No.18747728
    [X] Keep distance, gun him down.
    dance my monkey dance, also use the beam rifle lets not waist ammo now
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:04 No.18747736
    Yeah here at the start again!

    [X] Charge him, take advantage of his disorientation.

    Set up behind him and knife him down.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:05 No.18747747
    >>18747684
    Keep distance, he still has a shotgun. No need to run but don't give him a lucky shot.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:05 No.18747750
    >>18747684
    Charge the fucker.
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/17/12(Tue)00:05 No.18747753
    >PULL A TATCAL NINJA, GET HIM FROM BEHIND!.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:06 No.18747759
    Keep distance, gun him down. We can't get bogged down while more are on the way.
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)00:14 No.18747839
    >Consensus seems to lean to gunning.

    You decide not to just the shotgun, and go for your specialty, mid-range superiority.

    You take aim....

    >Give me 2d100, one for each gun.
    >Beat my roll, you get a plus ten to the attempt.
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)00:14 No.18747845
    rolled 16 = 16

    >>18747839

    >DARP
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:15 No.18747848
    >>18747839
    Should we wait 'til you have a roll?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:15 No.18747853
    rolled 91, 57 = 148

    >>18747839
    Thanks AC-Guy, nice roll.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:15 No.18747858
    rolled 81 = 81

    >>18747845
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:15 No.18747859
    rolled 68, 61 = 129

    >>18747845
    Goddamnit.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:16 No.18747861
    rolled 55 = 55

    Oh god.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:16 No.18747864
    rolled 33, 42 = 75

    gogo
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:16 No.18747872
    rolled 76, 63 = 139

    >>18747853
    At least he was just dodging us shooting at him.
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)00:16 No.18747877
    rolled 94 = 94

    >>18747853

    >I know right? I roll FANTASTIC.

    >Though we are averaging the first three right now.
    >> ClericMan 04/17/12(Tue)00:17 No.18747889
    rolled 84, 14 = 98

    >>18747839
    lets do this
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:18 No.18747905
    >>18747877
    What's this roll for? Or did you just forget to turn off your dice?
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)00:19 No.18747913
    rolled 71 = 71

    He fucking jumps straight up in the air.

    Not style, no dodging around, just straight up, and then right where he landed.

    "What the FU-"

    You didn't see such an insane tactic coming, and your shots go wide.

    Taking advantage, your opponent, who clearly just had his optics come back on line levels his shotgun and rushes you.

    >Time to dodge, beat my roll.
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)00:20 No.18747919
    >>18747905

    >M-my dice are rolling on their own!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:20 No.18747921
    rolled 55 = 55

    >>18747913
    That we should be able to do.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:20 No.18747922
    rolled 77 = 77

    >>18747913
    Dodgin
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:20 No.18747926
    Dodge powers activate!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:21 No.18747928
    rolled 39 = 39

    hah. We can do that
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:21 No.18747930
    rolled 3 = 3

    ops
    >> ClericMan 04/17/12(Tue)00:22 No.18747940
    rolled 53 = 53

    >>18747913
    dammmm
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)00:24 No.18747966
    >You make it, with an additional degree of success.
    >Would you like to take an attack of opportunity, or add a bonus to your next action?
    >> ClericMan 04/17/12(Tue)00:25 No.18747981
    rolled 16 = 16

    >>18747966
    attack of opportunity
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:25 No.18747982
    >>18747966
    We're going to attack soon anyway, so I vote bonus.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:25 No.18747984
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>18747966
    Attack of opportunity, with our luck all the extra attacks will do us better then a bonus since we either do really well or rather poorly with no mid ground.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:25 No.18747989
    >>18747966
    Bonus, we'll get the bonus to both of our guns instead of just one attack.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:26 No.18747996
    Opportunity.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:26 No.18747997
    How much is the bonus?
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)00:29 No.18748037
    >>18747997

    >Same as success rate.

    >A plus ten, in this case.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:33 No.18748079
    >>18748037
    opportunity
    >> ClericMan 04/17/12(Tue)00:33 No.18748080
    >>18748037
    still say attack of opportunity
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:33 No.18748081
    Attack of Opportunity, let's smoke this guy.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:33 No.18748082
    >>18747984
    >>18747981

    I'll take those rolls for attacks of opportunity.
    Please.
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)00:34 No.18748101
    rolled 98 = 98

    You see your shot, and lash out with your leg as he passes you.

    >Beat my roll.
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)00:34 No.18748107
    >>18748101

    >And now you have no excuse to fail.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:35 No.18748110
    rolled 96 = 96

    He is so dead...
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:35 No.18748111
    >>18748101
    ok diddly okilly
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:35 No.18748112
    rolled 44 = 44

    >>18748101
    Gladly.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:35 No.18748117
    rolled 70 = 70

    >>18748101
    We still will fail this won't we.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:35 No.18748123
    rolled 5 = 5

    yeah AoP
    >> ClericMan 04/17/12(Tue)00:36 No.18748129
    rolled 94 = 94

    >>18748101
    gogogogo
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:37 No.18748148
    The dice gods give us their favor! I knew those sacrifices were a good idea!
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)00:37 No.18748150
    rolled 4 = 4

    >Three degrees of success. Not bad.

    >Roll me 3d8 for damage I'll take hit location.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:37 No.18748152
    >>18748101
    >>18748110
    ahahhahAHHAAHHAHAHAHAh
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:38 No.18748158
    rolled 5, 7, 6 = 18

    >>18748150
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:38 No.18748161
    >>18748150
    bye bye
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:38 No.18748167
    rolled 5, 1, 2 = 8

    >>18748150
    away with ye
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:39 No.18748178
    rolled 1, 3, 3 = 7

    >>18748150
    roll baby
    >> ClericMan 04/17/12(Tue)00:40 No.18748196
    >>18748150
    got horribly dice blocked by the captcha >_< DX
    >> Anonymous !3I4SJbCh8M 04/17/12(Tue)00:47 No.18748287
    Finally a bit of luck on our side.
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)00:49 No.18748328
    Your foot slaws into his damaged arm, and shove part of the shoulder into one of his rear-thrusters. He spins off-course and slams into a wall.

    While He's disoriented, you quickly Coup-De-Gras him.

    Looking around, you plot for next move....

    [ ] Climb the low Mesa to your left, take the high-ground.
    [ ] Stay here, only two real routes into this rocky terrain, plenty of cover.
    [ ] Try to put some distance between you and your pursuers.

    >You have EIGHT rounds left to survive.
    >Damage is minimal so far, and you've only shot once with either gun.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:51 No.18748341
    >>18748328
    Take the high ground, use that position to get info on what's coming and to get some shooting done.

    When they get close use the rocky terrain to slow them down and if there's and overwhelming force run like hell.
    >> ClericMan 04/17/12(Tue)00:51 No.18748344
    >>18748328
    [ ] Climb the low Mesa to your left, take the high-ground.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:52 No.18748354
    rolled 6, 4, 4 = 14

    >>18748328
    Take the High ground
    >> Tanzen Nacht !!3nqQd1oD0ih 04/17/12(Tue)00:52 No.18748359
    High ground
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:53 No.18748363
    >>[x ] Stay here, only two real routes into this rocky terrain, plenty of cover.

    Stay in cover and shoot them as they move to us.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:54 No.18748376
    rolled 8, 6, 1 = 15

    >>18748328
    [x] mesa

    Stay in the chasm and youre boxed in.

    This is a survival sim after all.

    by the way ACGuy whats the distance on those other ACs?
    >> Anonymous !3I4SJbCh8M 04/17/12(Tue)00:54 No.18748380
    >>18748344
    What he said. Gallipoli them.
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)00:55 No.18748392
    >>18748328

    >Meanwhile...

    You are ARI. You're watching the screen in shock. You were always told your brother was a skilled pilot, but this is the first time you've seen him fly for real.

    The fight against that bandit was over as quickly as it started, and his team took out the people attacking Mooch too quickly for him to do much.

    Now though? Now he's scored 6 kills in as many minutes.

    You look to your right. Mooch is calmly analyzing data, tracking things like heart rate and accuracy.

    Dave is next to him watching his own screen, silently fuming that if this keeps up, your brother will beat his 'high score'.

    On your left is Josh, a pilot your brother met the other day, and seems to have become a friend. He's watching with a detached analytical gaze quite unlike his normal easy charm.

    You eyes go back to the screen.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:58 No.18748424
    >>18748392
    You know what would be hilarious. Hitting on Dave to throw off Alex's game.
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)00:58 No.18748430
    After a moments hesitation, you decide that altitude would make for a better choke point.

    You quickly, with a dozen careful, well timed jumps, climb to the top of the Mesa.

    Now they'll see you if you try to run, but you like the odds of forcing them to take the high-ground more.

    You activate your long range scanning gear, to see what your in for.

    >Give me a d20.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:59 No.18748436
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>18748430
    Here comes the swarm?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)00:59 No.18748446
    rolled 7 = 7

    Tell me everything, crystal ball.
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)00:59 No.18748449
    >>18748424

    >Alex is currently unaware he even has an audience. He's in a boxed simulator, and the others are on the other side of the room watching screens, not watching over his shoulder.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:01 No.18748468
    rolled 3 = 3

    See all
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:01 No.18748469
    >>18748436
    Bugger
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)01:02 No.18748480
    >>18748436

    >HAHAHAHA! I'll take that, thank you.

    YOU ARE DAVE. You're watching Alex about to brutally rape your high score.

    Then Mooch curses under his breath.

    "Sup?"

    "Enemy spawn rate just sky rocketed, and then locked me out of the Admin controls."

    "We're being hacked?"

    "Why the fuck would they hack a simulator? It's a glorified Arcade cabinet! It's probably just a glitch."
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:02 No.18748481
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>18748430
    high roll

    >>18748436
    >>18748446
    >>18748468

    can we fate point now?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:04 No.18748497
    >>18748481
    Nah, this'll be fun!

    I think Nine-ball's coming to play.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:04 No.18748498
    >>18748480
    Haha fuck.

    Time to kick some ass.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:04 No.18748506
    >>18748481
    Let's save it for the fight.
    >> Tanzen Nacht !!3nqQd1oD0ih 04/17/12(Tue)01:05 No.18748517
    TO BATTLE!!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:06 No.18748524
    >>18748480
    If we start to bleed from our ears I vote we bitch at Dave for going above and beyond expectations to protect his high score.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:06 No.18748526
    >>18748480
    inb4 the safety links have shut off
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/17/12(Tue)01:06 No.18748532
    >>18748517
    .....

    I agree with this man....
    However I say that the team should join him.
    Even if its a sim, it can still kill you.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:07 No.18748535
    >>18748480
    The trekkie in me is worried that there are safety protocols that just got switched off.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:12 No.18748572
    >>18748532
    Mooch seemed to be under the impression that it couldn't
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:12 No.18748576
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    >>18748532
    >Even if its a sim, it can still kill you.
    Why can't we do any "low risk" (Or in this case, No Risk) thing without it ending up as a high risk.

    First Hope blows up the moment we get laid, then Killbandit and now this, where is my ultra-happy safety?
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/17/12(Tue)01:13 No.18748578
    >>18748572


    If Im your mechanic it can probobly kill you in 3,500,321,342 diffrent ways.
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)01:13 No.18748585
    YOU ARE ALEX RASTON. And there is no FUCKING way that's accurate.

    You go to the cliff's edge, and engage your long-range optics, and bebing walking in a slow circle.

    There has to be at least a hundred of them. Coming in from all directions.

    "Hey Mooch?" You say into the com bead. "What the hell man?"

    "Oh-hoHO! Sorry, but you friend is no longer in control of this combat simulation." A voice you've never heard before chimes in. "I am. I'm just so damned CURIOUS as to how somebody like you just keeps surviving things like this."

    "Who the hell are you?"

    "Oh right, sorry. *Ahem* Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth, and taste."

    "What?"

    "Oh sorry, just an old joke of mine. Now if you don't mind we're going to perform a little experiment. I want to see juuust how many of these little guys it'll take to kill you when the time comes. After you survived Hope, I started to, well, lose hope if you'll pardon the pun. And now you're something a bit more irritating than a loose end."

    "Who. ARE. YOU?!"

    "God, questions and needless hostility, you really are your father's son. GOODY. Thought I heard the last of that drivel when i killed him. Now put on a good show kid! I made popcorn just for this, so please don't disappoint."
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:14 No.18748598
    >>18748576
    I vote next time we go to the arena and beat up Clarkson. Then again with our luck Clarkson would be replaced at the last minute by an untalkative pilot dressed all in white...
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)01:15 No.18748605
    >>18748578
    >>18748576

    >It's a video-game basically. Only danger would be feed-back damage, which it can't do since you can't synch to it.
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)01:15 No.18748616
    >BRB, dinner.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:16 No.18748620
    >>18748585
    "Ohohohoh"?

    Are we dealing with some wealthy middle aged lady with fur and a glass of wine in her hand here?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:16 No.18748621
    >>18748585
    If there are no safety issues I say we tell him to fuck off and stab our core with our sword.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:16 No.18748627
    >>18748585
    ohhhhhhh shit

    he didnt just talk about our daddy
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:16 No.18748628
    >>18748585
    Every insult we know. Right now. Maximum volume.
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/17/12(Tue)01:16 No.18748629
    >>18748585
    .....
    ......


    Jay....

    Is that you?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:16 No.18748632
    >>18748585

    The fucking devil? What the fuck AC?!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:16 No.18748633
    >>18748585
    You know what we need, we need to cause an avalanche or mudslide or something along those lines.

    Pile the two AC's we have near by at the edge of a cliff, shoot all of our rockets at it, time it right and watch the rocks crush everything.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:18 No.18748642
    >>18748480
    >NO DON'T YOU GET IT
    >IF HE DIES IN THE SIM HE DIES FOR REAL

    I seriously am expecting AC Guy to do this
    >> Anonymous !3I4SJbCh8M 04/17/12(Tue)01:18 No.18748643
    rolled 1 = 1

    LAUNCH.

    GIGA.

    MISSILE.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:18 No.18748653
    >>18748585
    ...Well this can't possibly go badly. I vote we initiate self destruct. If this isn't dangerous then why give him a show?
    >> ClericMan 04/17/12(Tue)01:19 No.18748659
    >>18748632
    damn you AC-Gut, damn you and your need to be a real boy, always when things are getting good
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:20 No.18748671
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz7HtXQzF7g

    Battle music time?

    My arm when this many enemies, yo.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:22 No.18748689
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXdCaDF3F8w
    I think this would be good music for a giant robot game.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:26 No.18748724
    >>18748643
    OH SHIT YO IT'S GONNA BE GOOD.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:30 No.18748773
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    goddammit ac guy eat faster you fuck
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:31 No.18748777
    >>18748671
    >>18748689

    Seeing THAT MANY ACs coming over the horizon?

    I can think of only one song that would be appropriate:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTC5O9W7b4E
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)01:32 No.18748793
    rolled 22, 85, 67, 56, 46 = 276

    >>18748671

    >I like your style sir.

    You do a quick count. Looks like there's going to be a group of five hitting the top of the cliff first.

    You mentally brace yourself, and wait for them.

    >Give me a d100 for initiative.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:33 No.18748803
    rolled 84 = 84

    >>18748793
    Dear god blow up the edge of the cliff, drop everything explosive we have there, get some crushing going on the encroaching swarm.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:33 No.18748806
    rolled 88 = 88

    PAINT THE AC RED! MAKE IT GO FASTA, YOU GITZ!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:34 No.18748807
    rolled 14 = 14

    >>18748793
    INITIATIVE GET
    >> Anonymous !3I4SJbCh8M 04/17/12(Tue)01:34 No.18748815
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    rolled 87 = 87

    >>18748724
    >>18748643
    I'm so happy!

    But in all seriousness, should probably just disconnect if possible and laugh at Nineball or Josh or whoever it is.
    >I will see why you're so durable
    >Nope
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:35 No.18748819
    >>18748803
    FUCK

    >>18748806
    ME

    >>18748807
    SIL- oh that ones not so bad
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:35 No.18748821
    rolled 93 = 93

    >>18748807

    Fate point to lock this in?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:35 No.18748824
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    >>18748803

    THIS IS GOOD IDEA.

    LANDSLIDE THE FUCKERS.

    SURF THE LANDSLIDE.

    MAKE THE LANDSLIDE AN EXTENSION OF OUR FIST.

    TAKE MANY FACES.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:36 No.18748830
    >>18748807
    Fate point!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:36 No.18748837
    >>18748807
    Fate point this, BLOW UP THE CLIFF. They shall fall under a giant pile of rocks, we'll ruin any data Nine-Ball gathers and beat Dave's score by a fuck ton.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:37 No.18748842
    Don't we only have one point left?
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)01:38 No.18748843
    >>18748837
    >>18748830
    >>18748821

    >Everyone cool with spending a Fate point?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:38 No.18748848
    >>18748842
    We've got two, since quick refresh at the start of the thread.

    I figure we may as well use it.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:39 No.18748853
    >>18748842
    Nah, we got one at the start of this thread, so if we spend one now that will put us at one left.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:39 No.18748854
    >>18748843
    Yeah, may as well. Don't want to get fucked up before we get a shot in.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:39 No.18748856
    >>18748843
    I'll use that fate point to lock in my totally sick roll.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:40 No.18748866
    Yeah, fate point that.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:41 No.18748881
    Also RE: Fight Music

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3KOHpEn9ko
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)01:42 No.18748893
    rolled 95, 97, 55, 26, 13 = 286

    >>18748866

    You line up your Battle Rifle, and wait for a moment. They show up right on time, and fall straight into your sights.

    >give me 5d100.

    >You get a plus 20 to beat my rolls.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:43 No.18748901
    rolled 28, 17, 68, 76, 5 = 194

    >>18748893
    >5d100.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:43 No.18748905
    rolled 62, 68, 16, 24, 15 = 185

    >>18748893
    DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:43 No.18748906
    rolled 10, 8, 7, 7, 1 = 33

    >>18748893
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:43 No.18748907
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    >>18748881
    Mah nigga.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:43 No.18748908
    rolled 67, 53, 6, 39, 23 = 188

    >>18748893
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:43 No.18748909
    rolled 1, 33, 68, 74, 15 = 191

    >>18748893
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:44 No.18748911
    rolled 53, 52, 40, 49, 4 = 198

    DIE DIE DIE!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:44 No.18748917
    >>18748906
    THIS NIGGA BE HOGGIN ALL DEM DICE
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:44 No.18748918
    >>18748906
    Ignore that I missed a zero
    >> ClericMan 04/17/12(Tue)01:44 No.18748922
    rolled 16, 91, 51, 73, 98 = 329

    >>18748893
    rrraaaggghhhhh
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:45 No.18748924
    rolled 38, 16, 54, 60, 90 = 258

    >>18748906
    LOCK LOCK LOCK
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:45 No.18748925
    >>18748918
    He accidentally rolled d10s.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:45 No.18748928
    >>18748905
    And DAKKA DAKKA hits every one.
    LOCK THAT SHIT
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:45 No.18748930
    >>18748925
    oh

    ...that nigga
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:46 No.18748942
    Don't fight, we don't want to play his game or give him any information.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:46 No.18748943
    >>18748928
    First roll got all but one. Save the point.
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)01:46 No.18748945
    rolled 88, 31, 3, 32, 41 = 195

    >>18748901
    >>18748905
    >>18748908

    >Roll.... 40 d10.

    >Ten at a time please.
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)01:47 No.18748962
    >>18748945

    >Also, ignore dice. I keep forgetting.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:47 No.18748966
    rolled 5, 9, 3, 7, 7, 9, 6, 7, 7, 9 = 69

    >>18748945
    BOOM, BITCH
    LONG-RANGE FACETAKING
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:47 No.18748967
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    >>18748945
    >> ClericMan 04/17/12(Tue)01:48 No.18748971
    rolled 7, 4, 6, 3, 4, 2, 9, 10, 7, 5 = 57

    >>18748945
    woo
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:48 No.18748972
    >>18748901
    >95 v. 8
    >97 v. -3

    Those two guys are FUCKED
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:48 No.18748973
    rolled 5, 10, 9, 9, 4, 10, 5, 1, 9, 10 = 72

    >>18748945
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:48 No.18748975
    rolled 1, 7, 6, 5, 5, 6, 10, 6, 6, 3 = 55

    >>18748945
    Rollan
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:48 No.18748977
    rolled 10, 9, 6, 1, 3, 3, 9, 4, 7, 6 = 58

    >>18748945
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:48 No.18748978
    rolled 6, 10, 10, 4, 8, 3, 6, 1, 10, 7 = 65

    >>18748945
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:49 No.18748983
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    >>18748973

    That was a damned fine roll, even if I do say so myself.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:50 No.18748996
    rolled 10, 3, 9, 7, 7, 4, 8, 9, 7, 8 = 72

    >>18748966
    >>18748971
    >>18748973
    >>18748975
    >5 10s

    Oh boy hope we confirm some o dems
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)01:50 No.18748997
    >>18748966
    >>18748973
    >>18748975
    >>18748971

    >Give me 3d100, target 25.

    >Down-side to sims: locked 'synch' score of 25.
    >> ClericMan 04/17/12(Tue)01:51 No.18749010
    rolled 36, 27, 70 = 133

    >>18748997
    o_o
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:51 No.18749013
    rolled 66, 28, 98 = 192

    >>18748997
    > 3d100
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:51 No.18749016
    rolled 24, 77, 34 = 135

    >>18748997
    WE DON'T NEED NO GODDAMNED SYNC SCORE
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:51 No.18749017
    rolled 35, 82, 17 = 134

    >>18748997
    Damn
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:51 No.18749018
    rolled 57, 23, 78 = 158

    >>18748997
    Rollan for Crittan
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:52 No.18749024
    >>18749016
    >>18749017
    >>18749018
    >23
    >24
    >17

    tell me these count

    come on
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:53 No.18749033
    >>18749024
    nope
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:53 No.18749040
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    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)01:54 No.18749050
    >No crit for you then.

    As the come over the top, one round each puts them down.

    A quick scan tells you that ten more are coming up the other side, and than another 15 are following where those first five came from.

    You ponder your options....

    [ ] Stay here.
    [ ] RUN.
    [ ] Become an ACTION HERO.
    >> ClericMan 04/17/12(Tue)01:56 No.18749063
    rolled 4, 4, 4 = 12

    >>18749050
    [ ] Become an ACTION HERO.
    so its like crazy IVAN right?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:56 No.18749065
    >>18749050

    [x] Become an ACTION HERO.

    As if there's any other choice
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:56 No.18749073
    [x ] RUN.

    Run and missile?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:56 No.18749078
    >>18749050
    ACTION HERO

    WE'RE ALL OUTTA GUM, DAMMIT
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:57 No.18749082
    rolled 56, 52, 80 = 188

    >>18749050
    ACTION HERO.

    I mean, theres no gurantee Rich Taste Faggot will let the sim stop when it supposed to any more anyway, and we would have to listen to him being all "You running away, you so weak,not enterataining me BAAAAAAW"
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:57 No.18749084
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    >>18749050
    >Dropping five ACs at long range with only our rifle

    What the fuck ARE we

    God I want to vote for Action Hero so hard

    Fuck it, let's [LOLWHAT]roll[BRACKITZ] with it
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:57 No.18749086
    [X] Stay here. Keep em bottle necked in the mesas, we aren't going to run for his sick amusement. Show him that its going to cost way too damn much to mess with us!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:57 No.18749087
    >>18749050
    Stop giving him info, end the sim. (I know it's not the most fun choice but it's the most practical.)
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:57 No.18749092
    >>18749050
    Blow up the cliff face where the 15 are coming, use all of our missiles and try to pull that off. Then go Action hero on the ten coming up.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:59 No.18749108
    rolled 5, 1, 2, 2, 5, 8, 6, 6, 10, 6 = 51

    >>18749050
    RUN

    How many round left on the clock?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)01:59 No.18749111
    >>18749050
    ACKSHUN HEERO
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:00 No.18749119
    >>18749050
    [x] ACTION HERO!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:02 No.18749140
    >>18749063
    Please tell me we can use that one.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:05 No.18749169
    >>18749063
    >That fucking roll
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)02:06 No.18749175
    Cheeky motherfucker wanted a show? FINE.

    You'll give him one.

    You go to the cliff edge where 15 of those tiny cores are coming up even now.

    Activating your sword you slice off a large rocky outcropping, and send it plummeting to them.

    You the follow that up with the sort of insane move you would never even consider if this wasn't essentially a video-game.

    You drop after it, and hit it with a missile swarm, and begin cackling like a mad-man as you drop into it.

    >Meanwhile.

    "I refuse to believe he's doing this. WHAT THE FUCK!?! He just ripped off a chunk of the cliff, turned it into fucking shrapnel, and is now using a deadly cloud of falling rock to screen his drop so they can't shoot him? AND NOW HE'S HIDING -IN- THE FUCKING THING?!"

    You barely hear Dave as you watch your brother drop. When you see the others come over the top and try to drop on him, you under-stand. He's shielding against opponents above and below him. Out of the corner of your eye, you see Josh's jaw drop slightly as he gets it too.

    You can only wonder hat your brother is thinking.

    >And so....

    YOU ARE ALEX RASTON. And this was a fucking terrible idea. Unless your timing is JUST RIGHT, you're digging your own grave when you hit the ground.

    >Piloting roll, beat a 60.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:06 No.18749190
    rolled 83 = 83

    >>18749175
    FUCK GRAVITY
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:06 No.18749193
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    >>18749063

    The odds of that are simply astronomical.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:07 No.18749197
    rolled 33 = 33

    >>18749175
    It's getting crazy up in here.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:07 No.18749202
    rolled 16 = 16

    >>18749175
    Bringing down the average
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:07 No.18749203
    rolled 29 = 29

    >>18749175
    Come on lucky roll.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:07 No.18749206
    >>18749050
    LANDSLIIIIIIIDE

    SURF THE LANDSLIIIIIIDE

    And by that I mean action hero if LANDSLIDE isn't an option.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:07 No.18749207
    rolled 27 = 27

    >>18749175
    Fucking awesome idea more like
    >> ClericMan 04/17/12(Tue)02:07 No.18749210
    rolled 84 = 84

    >>18749175
    oh god
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:08 No.18749214
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>18749197
    >>18749202
    >>18749203

    Helping lower the average.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:08 No.18749216
    >>18749202
    Should we fate point this, sure we've succeeded anyway but this is pretty much the end of the simulation and getting 4 degrees of success leads to hilarity.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:08 No.18749218
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    >>18749190
    >>18749197
    >>18749202
    I LOVE YOU /tg/

    NEVER STOP BEING AWESOME
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:08 No.18749222
    >>18749206
    Oh cool, that was action hero.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:09 No.18749227
    >>18749210

    YOU.

    STOP ROLLING.

    You've used your amazing rolls up for today, it seems.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:09 No.18749231
    >>18749216
    Mayyybee
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:09 No.18749236
    >>18749216
    >end of simulation

    uhh
    >> Anonymous !3I4SJbCh8M 04/17/12(Tue)02:10 No.18749239
    rolled 70 = 70

    WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:10 No.18749243
    >>18749216
    Know what, fuck it. LETS DO THIS.

    I'M IN.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:10 No.18749245
    >>18749214

    We should lock in this delicious 7.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:11 No.18749251
    >>18749245
    The seven was too late, though.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:12 No.18749257
    Holding on to my chair, this will be good.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:12 No.18749260
    >>18749193
    triples: 1/10000
    triple 4s: 1/1M
    Your "astronomical" is very low
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)02:12 No.18749261
    rolled 50, 96, 39 = 185

    You smile and twist around back wards... you level your Olympia and squeeze off a few rounds before boosting clean and clear of the falling debris. You note that the rocks took out all the climbers, and another five at the bottom of the cliffs.

    You then check your sensors as you take off to try and escape in the confusion to see how well your shots went.

    >Give me 3d100.

    >>18749216

    >You have six combat rounds left.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:12 No.18749263
    Ok, NOW this is relevant.
    >>18748777
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:13 No.18749270
    rolled 38, 15, 57 = 110

    >>18749261
    I think we just beat Dave's high score.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:13 No.18749274
    rolled 45, 28, 29 = 102

    >>18749261
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:13 No.18749276
    rolled 40, 80, 7 = 127

    >>18749261
    >> Average Dropper 04/17/12(Tue)02:13 No.18749277
    rolled 89, 38, 75 = 202

    >>18749261
    Keeping the average low
    >> ClericMan 04/17/12(Tue)02:14 No.18749281
    rolled 8, 23, 63 = 94

    >>18749261
    >> Anonymous !3I4SJbCh8M 04/17/12(Tue)02:14 No.18749282
    rolled 18, 74, 79 = 171

    Fly, you fools!
    >> Average Dropper 04/17/12(Tue)02:14 No.18749283
    >>18749277
    Except I'm too late, this time.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:15 No.18749286
    >>18749277
    I dont think you're doing what you think you're doing...
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:15 No.18749287
    >>18749276
    Nice. Got us that last one.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:15 No.18749288
    >>18749270
    >>18749274
    >>18749276

    That's quality work /tg/

    Keep it up.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:15 No.18749293
    >>18749270
    >rolled 38, 15, 57 = 110
    >>18749274
    >rolled 45, 28, 29 = 102
    >>18749276
    >rolled 40, 80, 7 = 127
    The only one above AC Guy's rolls is the third roll of the first set. Very nice job.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:15 No.18749294
    >>18749263

    If you think about how the battle's been going in real time, it about matches up the FUCK YEAH to the firing of the missiles onto the falling rocks.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:15 No.18749295
    Our averages are 41, 41, and 31. We're doing alright here. I think we noticed that shit.
    >> Average Dropper 04/17/12(Tue)02:16 No.18749302
    >>18749286
    It worked the last time. Maybe the dice resent me trying to namefag.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:18 No.18749318
    >>18749294
    Was going off us passing the test to not waste ourselves on the way down.

    And yeah, a little late.

    >CAPTCHA WHY DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF A WENDIE'S FROSTY WHAT THE FUCK
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:19 No.18749330
    >>18749318
    >CAPTCHA WHY DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF A WENDIE'S FROSTY WHAT THE FUCK
    Is captcha selling advertising space now?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:20 No.18749338
    >MFW we are beating the shit out of this sim, but will start doing badly once we do something for real.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:21 No.18749343
    I'm wondering how much XP we are going to get for this...
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:21 No.18749344
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    >>18749338
    And, i forgot my face.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:21 No.18749348
    >>18749338
    Hey at least people are watching this.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:21 No.18749351
    >>18749338

    Are you kidding? This is our limit break, the kid gloves are officially OFF now.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:22 No.18749353
    >>18749343
    >Only a tenth of what we would have gotten had this been a real fight
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:23 No.18749363
    >>18749353

    Good thing we're beating over twenty enemy AC's!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:23 No.18749365
    >>18749353

    Imagine the XP we would have gotten if this WAS a real fight. Then divide by 10. That's still a fuck-ton. We took out SIX ACs, WITHOUT FIRING A SINGLE SHOT.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:23 No.18749366
    rolled 13 = 13

    >>18749338
    Obviously we now know what we've been doing wrong. We keep trying to use logic and common sense when we fight. So next time we just need to keep doing all of this stuff that is absolutely balls to the walls insane. Its just crazy enough to work.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:24 No.18749373
    >>18749366
    Highest goddamn risk, highest goddamn reward

    Roll a million times and fate point the best one
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:24 No.18749378
    >>18749366

    Except when we try that, the dice will rape us. Forever.
    >> ClericMan 04/17/12(Tue)02:25 No.18749379
    >>18749366
    that's just crazy enough to work
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)02:27 No.18749393
    With a smile you note that you tagged three more in the fall.

    Then again, they seem a lot more fragile than the average core. It seems as though your guest commentator agrees.

    "Damn and blast, well I'm glad I ran the sims on the current specs before actually sending them after you. This would just be embarrassing if it were happening in the real world. Oh well, I've made adjustments to the survivors, so they should be MUCH more durable, and without being much harder to produce."

    "Just so we're clear? When I find out who you are, I'm going to shove my foot up your ass."

    "Sounds kinky."

    "You going to end the sim?"

    "Oh, but I'm having SO MUCH FUN."

    Mooch's voice cuts in. "HA! I got you you fucker, Hey Alex, I got him locked out give me a second and I can get you out of th-"

    "How rude of him. Now that his console has caught fire, he won't be able to interrupt us and our little chat. Listen Alex, I know something you'd like to know."

    "I know something a lot better."

    "And that is?"

    "You didn't bounce Mooch before he broke the time-lock."

    And that's when the sim turned off, and you calmly got out of the machine.

    >Mooch actually PASSED that fucking limit I set for him to hack you out.
    >I am shocked.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:28 No.18749403
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    >>18749393
    ...

    ...

    ...

    >implying we wanted out
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:29 No.18749417
    >>18749393
    >Mooch actually PASSED that fucking limit I set for him to hack you out.

    Secret rolls? I must know more.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:29 No.18749420
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    >>18749393

    >Take out an amazing number of mechs solo

    >" that's when the sim turned off, and you calmly got out of the machine."

    LIKE A BOSS
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:29 No.18749421
    >>18749393
    The voice knew who had Hope taken out, didn't he/it?
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)02:30 No.18749429
    >>18749403

    >Oh you wanted out.

    >Those guys? he's designing them. To kill YOU. the longer you were in the sim, the more effective they would be when you fought them in the real world.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:30 No.18749432
    >>18749421
    he knew our father man

    he KILLED our father

    FUCKING DARTH VADER
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:31 No.18749435
    >>18749421
    Who gives a fuck, we'll beat it out of him eventually.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:32 No.18749447
    >>18749429
    >implying we are half this crazy in the world

    His minions are gonna have some fucked up tactics.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:32 No.18749453
    >>18749429
    >>18749447
    Yeah his info is gonna be mad off when we just let Dave punch them all to death
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:33 No.18749456
    >>18749447
    For the best, really.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:33 No.18749459
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    >>18749393
    Time to check for security cameras in our room and feel super awkward when we realize SUPAHAKKA might have seen us have sex like the voyeur he probably is.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:34 No.18749465
    Now tell us, AC-Guy! Just how fucked did we leave Dave's High Score?
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/17/12(Tue)02:35 No.18749477
    >>18749393
    IMPRESSED!?

    Bitch..

    Please..
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:36 No.18749508
    Guys, just imagine what would have happened if we'd gone to talk to Elsie.

    SHE WOULD HAVE TURNED INTO LITTLE TINY AC'S MEANT JUST TO KILL US
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)02:37 No.18749515
    >>18749465

    >You were one kill shy of getting a tie when that guy stepped in and fucked it up.

    >Had you continued the sim as planned, you probably would have beaten it, but all bets were off when he fucked over the entire system.
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)02:39 No.18749542
    >>18749508

    >If you rolled a nat one on event dice?

    >No. Something ELSE would have happened. Something you couldn't solve by shooting it.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:39 No.18749545
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    >>18749515
    So.... We still technically beat it right?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:41 No.18749568
    >>18749542
    Remember to pick up a box of Fate Point brand condoms.
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)02:41 No.18749571
    >>18749545

    >If you want to split hairs, then no.

    >You didn't actually finish the sim.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:42 No.18749589
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    >>18749571
    Fuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:47 No.18749646
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    >>18749589
    The important thing here is that everyone know we would have beaten it if not for maximum bullshit, and that's what's important.

    It's like a Racing movie where the main character only places second because he had to stop to save kids from a burning orphanage.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:48 No.18749650
    >>18749542
    You'd be surprised what we could take care of with proper application of boolits.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:49 No.18749662
    So is that a wrap for this thread for now or is there more?
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)02:50 No.18749674
    >>18749662

    >Oh I'm going for hours yet. I just need a minute to get notes in order.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:50 No.18749680
    >>18749674
    In that case, time for more delicious beverage.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:51 No.18749691
    >>18749571
    Well shit, at least Dave will be relieved.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:51 No.18749693
    >>18749674
    I love you, AC-Guy.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:52 No.18749700
    >>18749674
    ...I need to be up in five hours. Fffuuu
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)02:58 No.18749756
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>18749674
    Oh yesss
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:10 No.18749867
    Hey AC Person. Wake your ass back up, slut.
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)03:11 No.18749878
    You look around at your team. Dave is working out that what you did was awesome, but not beating his high score. He's also trying to talk Mooch into prepping another sim so he can set a higher bar.

    Mooch is clearly torn between anger that his system was cracked and vindictive glee at out-hacking whoever was on the other end.

    Ari is standing there watching a recording of the fight. Josh is standing next to her, looking slightly shocked.

    As you climb out of the sims, He looks at you. "That's how you fly with a gimped synch score hopped up on pain-killers the day after having your ribs welded back together? Shit, now I HAVE to see you on top of your game."

    "I fly that way in a sim, when I don't have anything to lose."

    "Gives you a chance to try out the crazy shit in a controlled environment. Smart. Good to see you're alive brother, according to Dave it was touch and go for a bit there."

    [ ] Go over combat data with Ari.
    [ ] Converse with Josh.
    [ ] Talk to Mooch about the hacker.
    [ ] Go find Elsie.
    >> ClericMan 04/17/12(Tue)03:13 No.18749884
    >>18749867
    oh how the gods of /tg/ have been so cruel to our poor AC Quest, always robing us of AC-Guy for long periods of time, for woe are we who must wait on every masterfully done stroke of his fingers across the keyboard
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)03:13 No.18749886
    >>18749867

    >Well, if you're going to rude maybe I won't run AC quest anymore.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:13 No.18749887
    >>18749878
    hacker talk
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:13 No.18749889
    >[x] Go over combat data with Ari.
    We're her instructor, and we need to take that duty seriously.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:14 No.18749895
    >>18749878
    [X] Go over combat data with Ari.

    Complete poker face as if death defying stunts and taking 5 ACs on without expending a bullet is par for the course.

    Then tell her to never pilot like that in real life unless you absolutely have to because there were half a dozen times when we should have died.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:14 No.18749897
    >>18749878
    converse with josh
    >> ClericMan 04/17/12(Tue)03:15 No.18749902
    >>18749878
    [ ] Converse with Josh.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:15 No.18749904
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    >>18749884
    No, I'm just tired as hell and want to read more before I sleep.

    Which really isn't an excuse, but fuck you.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:15 No.18749905
    >>18749878
    Combat Data is always good idea.

    Mooch probably works best without us drooling over his shoulder, so talking to him about this incident would be like stating obvious things.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:15 No.18749907
    Teaching Moment! [X] Go over combat data with Ari.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:16 No.18749917
    >>18749878
    Converse with Josh. Also, ask if theyt got any of the audio from our conversation with the hacker.
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/17/12(Tue)03:16 No.18749918
    > Hacker talk

    THIS PERSON
    I MUST KNOW HIM
    I MUST KNOW HIM LIKE HE KNOWS HIMSELF.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:17 No.18749919
    Guys, Mooch didn't hear what the hacker was telling us. I think we need to put some emphasis on that.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:19 No.18749944
    >>18749878
    [X] Converse with Josh

    We haven't seen him in a while.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:19 No.18749947
    >>18749878
    Talk with Josh. About the ninja and our upcoming job.
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)03:20 No.18749953
    >Looks like Ari wins.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:20 No.18749958
    >>18749919
    What, the "IM COLLECTING COMBAT DATA LOLOLOL"?

    That's just more reason why we should go over the combat data ourselves first to see what the guy knows first to try and predict what he will send after us.
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)03:21 No.18749959
    >>18749947
    >>18749944

    >So OF COURSE you put two fucking votes down right when I.....
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:22 No.18749978
    >>18749959
    Sorry man, I was on a train, had to get home before I could vote.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:23 No.18749981
    >>18749959
    Sorry guy! Can't help my timing.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:23 No.18749982
    >>18749959
    Why not both? Introduce Ari to Josh, I don't think they've met.
    >> Anonymous !3I4SJbCh8M 04/17/12(Tue)03:23 No.18749987
    Wait, this is getting kinda scary.
    We're getting custom-made ACs MADE to mass-kill us.
    Our job is to stop an experiment gone loose.
    Think about it.

    >But why would Richard Branson want us dead?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:34 No.18750043
    well
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:36 No.18750054
    >>18749959
    [x] "Breakfast in bed" with Mooch, followed by discussing combat data with Elsie.

    I mean what
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)03:41 No.18750102
    >>18749982

    >Write new option instead.
    >What dialog trees?

    You walk over to the screen there they were watching the combat data.

    "Ari, I going to want to go over this with you, point out what you should and shouldn't do."

    "Alright. i was just talking to Mr O'Brien-"

    "Please, call me Josh."

    "Alright. Anyway, he says he's a friend of yours?"

    You turn around "You've never been formally introduced? Well then. Josh, this is my sister Ari." When you mention her relation to her he slides a half a step away and acts like he wasn't considering sneaking a peak, since she stands about a foot shorter than him.

    Too bad you're on to him now. "So Josh, see anything you like?" you wait for him to try and figure out the best way to protest, then quick an eyebrow and gesture at the screen.

    Ari looks at you, clearly not realizing the implications of what just happened. After a good ten minutes of reviewing the data, you get hungry.

    [ ] Go make lunch in the kitchen.
    [ ] Go grab lunch with Elsie.
    [ ] Go get Lunch with your Mother.
    [ ] Take Elsie and your mother to lunch.
    [ ] Make Ari run to the diner and back, carrying lunch for everybody. Good exercise.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:44 No.18750117
    >>18750102
    Go grab lunch with elsie
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)03:44 No.18750119
    >>18750102

    >SOOO MANY TYPOS WHAT THE HELL.

    >SHAMFUR DISPRAY!

    >I MUS NOW CORRIT SUDOKU!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:44 No.18750125
    >>18750102
    >[x] Make Ari run to the diner and back.

    RUN HER INTO THE GROUND! Maybe we can become Flit Asuno if we do it hard enough.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:44 No.18750126
    >>18750102
    I love how everyone is aware of the man code in this quest. Go grab lunch in the kitchen, with all thats been going on you've not had much time to your self.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:45 No.18750130
    >[x] Make Ari run to the diner and back, carrying lunch for everybody. Good exercise.
    Hazing time.
    Do we by chance have a copy of "Mao's Pocketbook: How To Abuse A Training Recruit"?
    >> ClericMan 04/17/12(Tue)03:45 No.18750133
    >>18750102
    [ ] Make Ari run to the diner and back, carrying lunch for everybody. Good exercise. mean while we should talk about the fuck just happened
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:45 No.18750138
    >>18750102
    [X] Take Elsie and your mother to lunch.

    We deserve it, should spend some more time with Elsie and give those two a chance to talk.

    Ari doesn't get lunch until she reviews our footage multiple times and understands the purpose behind all the decisions we made and has a good comprehension of why you should avoid ever piloting an AC like that.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:46 No.18750143
    >>18750102
    [x] Take Elsie and your mother to lunch.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:47 No.18750150
    >>18750125

    Yeah... *we* got bushwhacked when we went off by ourselves, why not send our baby sister off alone to get lunch?

    [x] Go make lunch in the kitchen.
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)03:47 No.18750152
    >>18750126

    >Why wouldn't they be aware of it?

    >This is something all guys are aware of. It comes as natural to us as breathing.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:49 No.18750174
    >>18750152
    And it had damn well better, because sometimes the only way to keep breathing is through man code.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:49 No.18750176
    >>18750126
    It's a good code to be aware of when most of your friends pilot giant robots and you have to trust them with your life.
    >> Mooch !!3IQ4IZVsitx 04/17/12(Tue)03:49 No.18750180
    >>18750152
    I didnt know there was a man code until this quest thread....


    Guess it figures...
    ......
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:52 No.18750199
    >>18750102
    [x] Take Elsie and Mom out to lunch.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:53 No.18750210
    ] Take Elsie and your mother to lunch
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:54 No.18750222
    >>18750152
    The man code also includes STOP CHECKING OUT MY SISTER OR I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU.
    I feel that way about some of my coworkers. I work in a bank with some quite endowed women, and it rustles me when they stare so obviously.
    At least exercise some propriety, you lechers. THEY ARE MINE TO STARE AT.
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)03:55 No.18750226
    >Looks like lunch with your mom and Elsie wins.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:55 No.18750232
    >>18750102
    Go grab lunch in the kitchen.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)03:57 No.18750244
    >>18750226
    >>18750232
    Man, why am I suddenly posting always just too late all of a sudden?
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)04:10 No.18750363
    You see that yur Mother has come over to see how your sister's doing. You instead grab her and Elsie and go to get lunch.

    "And why exactly couldn't I say Hi?"

    "Because right now she's in training. You might distract her from it, and besides, having your mother show up in the middle of boot camp to check on you is just... terribly silly. I mean, I'm already going really easy on her just because we don't have thee resources to do it right."

    She sighs. "I guess you're right. I always knew you two would have to grow up eventually."

    You find a nice little restaurant not far from the hangar, and go inside.

    Apparently they specialize in Chinese food, something you haven't had in a while.

    Looking at the menu you wonder if he fact that they serve neither Iced Tea or coffee had something to do with that.

    As you think about what to get...

    [ ] Listen to the women talk, see what they have to say.
    [ ] Talk to your mother about how Ari's doing.
    [ ] Talk to Elsie about the training sims.
    [ ] Realize you never told your mother about you and Elsie actually being a couple.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:13 No.18750390
    >>18750363
    Listen to the women, chances are our mom already know even without us telling her.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:13 No.18750391
    >>18750363
    Listen to the them talk.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:13 No.18750393
    >>18750363
    >[x] Realize you never told your mother about you and Elsie actually being a couple.

    and then go on to remedy it
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:13 No.18750396
    >>18750363
    [ ] Listen to the women talk, see what they have to say.
    [ ] Realize you never told your mother about you and Elsie actually being a couple.
    Can we do BOTH of these, actually?
    They sorta tie into each other, as Elsie will no doubt let it slip.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:14 No.18750402
    >[x] Realize you never told your mother about you and Elsie actually being a couple.
    Time to make this formal.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:14 No.18750405
    >>18750363
    Tell mom we're a couple now. I'm sure it will come as no surprise to her.

    ALSO ASK ABOUT THE FUCKING MEMORY STONE JESUS CHRIST WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT IT.
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)04:14 No.18750410
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    >>18750396

    >NOOOOO MY SCHEMES!
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:15 No.18750417
    >>18750363
    Mom has already worked out that we're a couple, we spend half our time holding hands and the rest kissing.

    Let the women talk. Give them an opportunity to get to know each other better.
    >> ClericMan 04/17/12(Tue)04:15 No.18750418
    >>18750363
    [ ] Realize you never told your mother about you and Elsie actually being a couple.
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)04:17 No.18750429
    >Who the FUCK is knocking on my door at 12:15?
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 04/17/12(Tue)04:19 No.18750448
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    >>18750429

    DON'T ANSWER IT AC-GUY! IT'S NINEBALL COME TO TAKE YOU FROM US!

    TAKE THIS, IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! PIC RELATED
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:19 No.18750449
    >>18750429
    It's Nineball, AC-guy. Where do you think he really went, after all.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:20 No.18750457
    >>18750410
    >Dude, it's what women talk about, if it wasn't so transparent
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:21 No.18750467
    >>18750429
    DON'T WORRY DUDE, THAT SOUNDS TOTALLY LEGIT.

    [spoilersdontworkon/tg/]For a stabbing[/lolspoilers]
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:26 No.18750507
    >>18750429
    and OP was never heard from again
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:28 No.18750536
    AC-Guy was a true patriot.
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)04:28 No.18750538
    >Hey, uh guys?

    >I apparently have something I need to deal with personally.

    >I hate to do this, but I think I might have to call in a thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:30 No.18750560
    >>18750538
    Damn, deal with whatever you need to deal with. We understand that despite how much we wish otherwise you have a life outside of AC quest. Something that knocks on your door at midnight trumps it.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:30 No.18750561
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    >>18750538
    Babby at doorstep?

    Still, don't worry, Real Life comes first, hope things work out for you.
    >> ClericMan 04/17/12(Tue)04:31 No.18750569
    >>18750538
    no problem see next time
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:32 No.18750577
    >>18750538
    Real life take priority, thanks for the thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:33 No.18750585
    Fucking astronomy tests getting in the way of my AC quest. And, you know, the need for a bit of sleep before them.

    Oh, and remember to sanitize stab wounds from doorbandits prior to dressing them.
    >> AC-Guy 04/17/12(Tue)04:33 No.18750588
    >>18750560
    >>18750561
    >>18750569
    >>18750577

    >I'll be sure to make it up to you guys.
    >If you keep the crunch thread alive I'll post something cool in there.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:33 No.18750590
    >>18750538
    couch on fire again? or is it the mammoth tusk?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:34 No.18750593
    >>18750585
    Oh. Cool.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:35 No.18750598
    ;_;
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)04:37 No.18750610
    >>18750588
    Just tell us what it was, okay?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)05:04 No.18750767
    >>18750610
    Based on the mammoth tusk found earlier, Ima guess its a cave man.
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)06:49 No.18751242
    >>18750767
    Maybe the mammoth is pissed about losing its tusk?
    >> Anonymous 04/17/12(Tue)10:09 No.18752325
    on page 11 now...
    How dose one go about archiving so the tread isn't lost while AC-guy is away?



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