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    76 KB STRIKE WITCHES: IAN'S RUN planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/01/12(Tue)19:06 No.18939098  
    You are a fighter pilot of the 501st Joint Fighter Squadron, and you're currently watching your gunner's iron will collapse in on itself.

    "HIDE. ME," Ian rasps desperately.

    "... what, Wilma's trying to fuck you?" you marvel.

    "Not to be blunt, or anything, but perhaps the solution here is to *let* her," Sean ponders.

    "NO, YOU SEX-OBSESSED DICK-HEAD MAN-SLUTS," Ian hisses, his voice slicing through the air with the intensity of frigid steel. "SHE KNOWS ME. SHE KNOWS MY FACE."

    You and Sean trade an uncomfortable glance. Robin plants her hands on her hips and cocks her helmeted head, looking up at Ian inquisitively.

    "So?"

    From the hallway behind you comes the thunder of footsteps.

    WAT DO?

    >Hide him, with a big YOU OWE ME tacked on.
    >Stall the pursuers and let Ian hide himself!
    >Exploit Perrine's terrifying single-minded obsessive intensity in this matter.
    >Other?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:07 No.18939114
    inb4 Panzer
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)19:08 No.18939118
    In after panzer
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:08 No.18939120
    >Hide him, with a big YOU OWE ME tacked on.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:08 No.18939124
    >Exploit Perrine's terrifying single-minded obsessive intensity in this matter.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:09 No.18939126
    >Hide him, with a big YOU OWE ME tacked on.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:09 No.18939134
    >Hide him, with a big YOU OWE ME tacked on.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:10 No.18939136
    >>18939098
    >Hide him, with a big YOU OWE ME tacked on.
    >Exploit Perrine's terrifying single-minded obsessive intensity in this matter.
    Both. So Wilma recognizes him from somewhere?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:10 No.18939137
    >>18939098
    >Exploit Perrine's terrifying single-minded obsessive intensity in this matter.

    "Whats the matter, Ian? Cheating on your girl?"
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:10 No.18939139
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    >Hide him, with a big YOU OWE ME tacked on.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/01/12(Tue)19:10 No.18939148
    >Hide him, with a big YOU OWE ME tacked on.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:10 No.18939149
    >>18939118
    Faggot

    >>18939098
    Exploit Perrine's terrifying single-minded obsessive intensity in this matter
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:10 No.18939153
    >Exploit Perrine's terrifying single-minded obsessive intensity in this matter.

    Involving Perrine - Troll option
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:11 No.18939166
    >Exploit Perrine's terrifying single-minded obsessive intensity in this matter.

    Best counter to a witch is another one.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)19:11 No.18939168
    >>18939098
    Exploit Perrine. She'll protect Ian. In a way.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:12 No.18939173
    >>18939098
    Hide him. He's still a part of our aircrew; WE'RE the only ones allowed to kill him, no one else.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:12 No.18939176
    >>18939172
    Look at that smug fucker.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:12 No.18939180
    >Hide him, then reveal him if we judge the situation to be hilarious
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:13 No.18939182
    IN DURING LATE PANZER
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:13 No.18939194
    >>18939098
    Hide him. Then make use of post-coital vigor and rape whistle to provide decoy target for massive DOUBLE IOU.

    (Do we even have the rape whistle? Doesn't Robin? Who cares, ancient aliens did it)
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:13 No.18939198
    >>18939180
    YES, YES

    We still haven't gotten *HIM* back for the gifts he gave Robin.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:14 No.18939206
    >>18939180
    >>18939180
    >>18939180
    This
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:14 No.18939213
    >>18939194
    Chris still has it, I think. WE do need to find out what the hell was up with that.
    >> Pranefag !mYedictMKA 05/01/12(Tue)19:15 No.18939218
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    >>18939098
    Oh boy here we go!

    Time for best witch...
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:15 No.18939220
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    GENTLEMEN!

    BEHOLD!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:16 No.18939236
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    >>18939220

    WHAT NOW?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:17 No.18939244
    >Hide him
    >Make him take MEE YAA FOO JEE to the shooting range and teach her some /k/
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:17 No.18939248
    Hide him
    >> Pranefag !mYedictMKA 05/01/12(Tue)19:17 No.18939251
    >>18939236
    >>18939220

    My penis hates you
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)19:18 No.18939256
    >>18939244
    I like this plan. Let's do it.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:18 No.18939261
    >>18939244
    teach how too shoot a nugget at 30 yards?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/01/12(Tue)19:19 No.18939279
    >>18939261

    AAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:20 No.18939288
    <Panzerhexen> !decide Is Perrine mai waifu?
    <UltraBot> Panzerhexen: Yes.

    Perrine confirmed for Panzers waifu.
    >> Major Airlift 05/01/12(Tue)19:21 No.18939303
    >>18939098
    >Hide him, with a big YOU OWE ME tacked on.

    Favors are always useful
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:22 No.18939313
    >>18939244
    We should instead teach her how to kill with a bayonet
    http://youtu.be/3pzxb2sxbDU
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:22 No.18939316
    >>18939288
    Poor Perrine.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:22 No.18939320
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89xI44bwVSM
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:24 No.18939340
    >>18939320
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78eV0vIww2I
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:25 No.18939357
    >Exploit Perrine's terrifying single-minded obsessive intensity in this matter.
    It is the only way.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:25 No.18939363
    I'd say hide him in perrines room, but that would be a little too obvious, we need more crawlspaces.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:26 No.18939372
    >>18939180
    OR
    >Exploit Perrine's terrifying single-minded obsessive intensity in this matter.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:29 No.18939402
    HIDE HIM IN THE WING
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:30 No.18939412
    >>18939098
    hide him. then we can lord it over him later
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:31 No.18939433
    >Hide him, with a big YOU OWE ME tacked on.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:31 No.18939434
    Fap Angel, I blame you for the P-61 Black Widow 1:48 scale model that is now sitting on my desk waiting to be finished.

    >>Exploit Perrine's terrifying single-minded obsessive intensity in this matter.

    PERRINE! IAN REQUIRES REINFORCEMENTS AGAINST SLUTTY MC SLUT SWARM
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:32 No.18939451
    get Perrine to fuck him instead.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:34 No.18939487
    >>18939434
    Don't forget the 1:48 scale beer, whiskey(the good stuff), mint schnapps, german watch, pants, and aviators
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:34 No.18939490
    Hide Perrine, then when the coast is clear, tell Ian she's waiting around for him to walk through. Then go find Perrine and tell her he's waiting for him in his hiding spot.

    Then we go tell Wilma where Ian is.

    Watch the fireworks.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/01/12(Tue)19:34 No.18939497
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    "... all right, we hide him," you decide."

    "Where?" Robin wonders.

    "There's a closet over th-URK," Sean says as Ian catches him around the throat.

    "Enough with your closets," he hisses. "Enough with your GOD DAMNED CLOSETS."

    "Then we should run," Robin concludes. "WHEEEE!' she shouts, happy as a lark as she barrels down the stone-floored hall with her accustomed high velocity. You and Sean struggle to keep up with Ian, who's hot on your sister's heels. Behind you, the sound of pursuit accelerates.

    The chase takes you out of the disused, ancient corridors of the huge castle and into the well-furnished modern wing, near the briefing rooms and other heavily-used parts of the facility. Sprinting through the same hall you carried Yoshika through during the Martian attack, you round the corner and see Leigh-Malleroy getting his grump on. He sees you and his pipe jumps in his mouth, and even from sixty paces you hear the wooden stem cracking between his teeth.

    "AWSHIT," you exclaim, boots squeaking on the floor as you put on the brakes.

    >Fight
    >Item
    >Run
    >Switch to Party Member (specify)
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)19:35 No.18939504
    >>18939487
    And the Kill paint.
    Have we gotten that up to date?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:35 No.18939514
    >Run
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:36 No.18939521
    >>18939497
    >Run
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:36 No.18939524
    >>18939497
    >plays yakkity sax

    RUN
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:36 No.18939526
    "Where does she know your face from?"
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)19:36 No.18939535
    >>18939497
    ITEM: REFLECTOR BELT
    REVENGE OF THE NEON SAMURAI!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:37 No.18939546
    >>18939497
    GO GO GADGET IRISHMAN!

    THROW SEAN AT HIM AND MOVE!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:37 No.18939552
    >>18939497

    >Use ITEM 'Mallory' on Pursuer

    We may have to take a hit on this, but thats just how it is.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:37 No.18939554
    >>18939497
    RUN FOR MISSISSIPPI!

    IF WE HURRY WE CAN MAKE IT BEFORE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS RECOVER!


    AND EXPLODE EVERY LIGHTBULB IN THE HALLWAY
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:37 No.18939558
    >>18939497
    >Switch to Sean
    SEAN QUEST time! Though attempts at killing MC have failed, we can still succeed in achieving the proper protagonist.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)19:37 No.18939559
    >>18939497
    FIGHT
    FIGHT
    FIGHT
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/01/12(Tue)19:37 No.18939561
    >>18939497
    >Run
    We can deal with him later.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:37 No.18939562
    >>18939497
    >Item
    We must have SOMETHING that can help us at the current juncture.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:39 No.18939584
    I forget, why does Mallory want to hurt us?

    >keep running

    If necessary, have Robin generate a shield to cut him off.

    Also, we should ask her what her special ability is.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:39 No.18939597
    >Item: Pocket Sand
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:40 No.18939606
    >>18939584
    Because we keep ruining his press conferences.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)19:40 No.18939608
    >>18939584
    Because we've crashed not one, but TWO of his press conferences. He mad.
    Also, because we seek to undo the future that is BIG WING.
    >> Major Airlift 05/01/12(Tue)19:40 No.18939609
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    >>18939497
    >Run

    KEEP ON RUNNING!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)19:40 No.18939614
    >>18939584
    We keep fucking up his PR actions, and generally being insubordinate
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:41 No.18939617
    >>18939584
    Because we fuck with him every time we meet. Last time we ruined his show by crashlanding Tesla's craft almost on top of him.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:41 No.18939620
    >>18939497
    Use Robin as DEFENSE, MC goes long and catches Ian.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:41 No.18939621
    Run like a motherfucker until you find Perrine yo.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:41 No.18939632
    >>18939584
    It may have something to do with the time we tied him up with his own reflective sashes.

    Maybe..
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:43 No.18939653
    Pick up MALLORY, throw at PURSUIT
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:43 No.18939660
    >>18939584
    We trilled him to save Minna, crashed every one of his press conferences, and have a tendency to publically talk shit about big-wing.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:44 No.18939665
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    >>18939535
    this
    >put on reflector belt
    >yell HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    >run away
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:44 No.18939672
    Fuck if the guy has that much reason to hate us why hasn't he ordered us to appear before him so he can demote us or whatever?

    Or does he have no authority over us at all?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:44 No.18939682
    >>18939584
    >why does Mallory want to hurt us?

    Most recently, we flipped him off during a press conference. If he knows Neon Samurai was our fault, that too. It doesn't take much to set him off.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:45 No.18939692
    >>18939672
    We are 501st and American.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:45 No.18939698
    >>18939526
    >>18939526
    >>18939526
    that
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:46 No.18939703
    >>18939672
    501st isnt directly under his command, and we're american pilots anyways. too much paperwork to try and officially mess with us
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:46 No.18939715
    >>18939672
    we army air cops attaché to the 501 joit which is not actually part of no-ones Coc
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:46 No.18939716
    >>18939692
    And also a hero, so it'd be bad PR.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:47 No.18939722
    >>18939497
    I SEE THAT POKéMON REFERENCE
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/01/12(Tue)19:49 No.18939748
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    Without guards, MPs or escorts, Malleroy is just an old angry British man.

    Who happens to hate you with the fury of six exploding suns, at this point. Probably because every press conference he's had you've managed to spoil spectacularly. Perhaps because you're frenemies with the only man who's a bigger media whore then he is, Patton. Perhaps you and he just piss each other off.

    Either way, the head of RAF Fighter Command is chasing you with rage and fury in his eyes. This is hardly ideal.

    "ABORT ABORT ABORT," you shout, reversing direction. Robin is too far ahead of you to hear; she just blows right past Malleroy. Ian ducks as the Brit passes, but Malleroy's got eyes only for you.

    "SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT," you yell, running right back down the corridor you just traversed. At the T-intersection you see a young woman with no pants on - presumably That Bitch Bishop Wilma - loping down the corridor towards you, so you turn in the other direction and collide face-first with a Marine aviator.

    >BRETHREN BEFORE WENCHES, BROTHER!
    >Fuck Marines, I'll risk the Witch
    >Screw 'em both, I'll take the General!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:49 No.18939752
    >>18939672
    I was under the impression from previous threads that his MO was to send people he doesn't like on suicide missions, not demotion. That will either take time, or the Teslashark was a first attempt.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:50 No.18939766
    >>18939748
    >witches
    >marines
    >Mallory
    CRAZY FUCKING IVAN
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:50 No.18939767
    >>18939748
    >BRETHREN BEFORE WENCHES, BROTHER!

    BAHTLE BRUTHAHS!
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)19:50 No.18939770
    >>18939748
    BRETHREN BEFORE WENCHES.
    HE MAY BE A MARINE, BUT MORE IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW IS THAT HE IS A PILOT.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:50 No.18939772
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    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:50 No.18939773
    >BRETHREN BEFORE WENCHES, BROTHER!
    only true choice
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:50 No.18939774
    >>18939748
    Witch.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:50 No.18939777
    >>18939748
    IVAN.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:51 No.18939784
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    >>18939748
    now it is time to activate neon samurai brotherhood modo with the MUHREENS
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:51 No.18939785
    >>18939748
    >BRETHREN BEFORE WENCHES, BROTHER!
    "Suck to be you!"
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:51 No.18939788
    >>18939748
    >Fuck Marines, I'll risk the Witch
    >> Major Airlift 05/01/12(Tue)19:51 No.18939791
    >>18939748
    >BRETHREN BEFORE WENCHES, BROTHER!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)19:51 No.18939801
    >>18939748
    >Fuck Marines, I'll risk the Witch
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:52 No.18939806
    >>18939748
    GRAB WITCH --> THROW AT MALLORY
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:52 No.18939812
    >>18939748
    MEHREENS, TODAEH DEH ENEHMEE IS AT OUR DOOR
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:52 No.18939818
    >>18939748
    (x) OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:52 No.18939832
    >>18939748
    [x] BRETHREN
    He's navy. Only good for getting in people's way. Which is exactly what we need right now.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:53 No.18939843
    >>18939748
    HEY WILMA!
    LOOK, OLD MAN!
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/01/12(Tue)19:53 No.18939847
    >>18939748
    AMERICANS FIRST, WITCHES SECOND, TOSS THAT MARINE AT THE GOD DAMN WITCH AND BOOK IT
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:53 No.18939849
    >>18939748
    >Fuck Marines, I'll risk the Witch

    Wait, isn't this the witch who likes to molest imoutos?

    ...bitch-smackin' time.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:53 No.18939851
    >>18939748
    >throw witch
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:54 No.18939857
    >>18939748
    >BRETHREN BEFORE WENCHES, BROTHER!
    Stupid Marines
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:55 No.18939875
    We just wanted to talk to Robin, and now we're surrounded by horrible things.

    How did it come to this?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:55 No.18939877
    > BRETHREN BEFORE WENCHES
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:55 No.18939878
    Use Robin to propel Ian past Marine, MC goes for running game.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/01/12(Tue)19:55 No.18939887
    >>18939843
    >>18939843
    >>18939843
    >>18939843
    >>18939843
    >>18939843
    >>18939843
    >>18939843
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:56 No.18939890
    >>18939875
    I blame the guy that wrote that incest fapfic last thread.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:56 No.18939892
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    >>18939875
    MC is chaos incarnate and PF feasts upon our tears
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:56 No.18939899
    >>18939875
    >We just wanted to [X] and now we're surrounded by horrible things

    Strike Witches Quest, ladies and martians.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:56 No.18939900
    >>18939890
    that was an amusing read
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:56 No.18939907
    >>18939878
    We already split the party.
    Wait, where's Sean?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:57 No.18939913
    I thought we hated marine aviators.

    Risk the witch. We can tell her Ian went the other way.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:57 No.18939921
    >BRETHREN BEFORE WENCHES, BROTHER!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:58 No.18939930
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    SUFFER NOT THE WITCH TO LIVE!
    >> プレインファッグ 05/01/12(Tue)19:58 No.18939933
    >USE WITCH REPEATEDLY IN FRONT OF MALLORY
    >>18939890
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:58 No.18939934
    >>18939913
    he wears pantsu.

    Pantsu>Witches>generals>anyone who hits on Robin
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)19:59 No.18939955
    >>18939843
    This, plus "here, let me show you him"
    >>18939806
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)20:00 No.18939958
    >>18939934
    This man speaks wisdom.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:00 No.18939967
    >Fuck Marines, I'll risk the Witch
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:00 No.18939969
    >Bros before hos
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:00 No.18939970
    >>18939748

    >Fuck Marines, I'll risk the Witch
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:00 No.18939974
    >>18939890
    hey leave subfag alone, he's real sensitive.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:01 No.18939991
    >>18939890
    >implying it didn't happen/won't happen
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/01/12(Tue)20:03 No.18940012
    >>18939974
    That's like saying the depths of the ocean don't crush men or something
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:03 No.18940013
    >>18939913
    I thought the other option was that.
    Switch my vote: >>18939857
    to the other one.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:04 No.18940023
    >>18939752
    >I was under the impression from previous threads that his MO was to send people he doesn't like on suicide missions, not demotion
    That's true.
    He's patient, though. He's probably waiting for a critical moment when the 501st needs reinforcements badly, then denying them, so that the entire Joint Wing gets shot down.

    He was willing to risk the security of London, LONDON, during the Battle of Britain in order to hurt a political rival. Killing off a few Witches is nothing compared to that level of treachery.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:04 No.18940027
    >>18939974
    Anybody willing to write fapfiction for /tg/ should be prepared to have all their other works marginalized.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:04 No.18940034
    >>18939682
    Why the fuck did we do that anyway?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:05 No.18940041
    >>18940027
    Not every time, but that does happen, yes.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:05 No.18940044
    >>18940034
    pilot
    >>18940023
    >implying we won't go inverted and strafe his staff car with the turret if that ever happens
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:05 No.18940046
    >>18940034
    Pilot.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:05 No.18940056
    >>18939748
    >Fuck Marines, I'll risk the Witch
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:05 No.18940060
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    >>18939748
    BRETHREN BEFORE WENCHES, BROTHER!

    Because in the face of the great evil that is Leigh-Mallory, even Marines may be allies.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:06 No.18940067
    >>18940034
    Reference to that one Dr.McNinja comic.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:06 No.18940069
    >>18940034
    Because he's a dick
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/01/12(Tue)20:07 No.18940080
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    As the Marine winds up a mighty blow, you jerk your thumb behind you, look him dead in the eye, and say: "BRITISH FAGS."

    He looks into your eyes, and you watch them harden with resolve. He nods once, curtly.

    America.

    FUCK YEAH.

    You duck past him and keep running down the hallway as fast as you possibly can. Behind you, the Marine puts his gambit into motion.

    "SWWWWWEATER PUPPIES!" you hear him shout. There's an offended huff, then a loud slap. The Marine cries in pain and injured innocence.

    "But... the puppies!"

    You hear Wilma squeal with surprise and - wait, what? Wisely ducking into a convenient doorway, you peek around the corner.

    Wilma is holding an armful of puppies, while the Marine clutches his cheek and looks very wounded. Malleroy is staring, watching one of the puppies work his way over Wilma's neckline with rapt fascination.

    "He... was carrying puppies... for meeting chicks?" you marvel. "Fucking Marines, smarter then I thought."

    "Amazing, innit?" somebody says from behind you a split second before catching you in a headlock from behind.

    >OH U
    >SMITE AND CLEAVE
    >HELP ROBIN HELP
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:07 No.18940087
    >>18940034
    Because Big Wing is a fucking stupid idea, and he wants to extend that kind of asshattery to Witches and Joint Wings.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/01/12(Tue)20:08 No.18940092
    >>18940080
    "Hi, Paddy, how ya doin'?"
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:08 No.18940094
    >>18940080
    >OH U
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:08 No.18940097
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    >>18940080
    AHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:08 No.18940105
    >>18940080
    SMITE AND CLEAVE

    YOU ARE BRIT

    THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE PIP
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:08 No.18940106
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    >>18940080
    >OH U
    >> Major Airlift 05/01/12(Tue)20:09 No.18940112
    >>18940080
    >HELP ROBIN HELP

    USE THE BAT SIGNAL! THE ROBIN SIGNAL! THE YOUNG FAMILY SIGNAL!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:09 No.18940113
    >>18940080
    CLEAVE AND SMITE, FIND MINNA FOR SHELTERING BEWBIES
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:09 No.18940114
    >>18940080
    >OH U
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:09 No.18940115
    >>18940080
    >OH U
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:09 No.18940118
    >>18940080
    >OH U

    Whatever.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:09 No.18940120
    >>18940080
    >SMITE AND CLEAVE
    THE STRENGTH OF MEN SHALL NOT FAULTIER THIS DAY
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:09 No.18940122
    >>18940080
    >Carrying puppies
    That marine knows what the fuck is up, we need to track him down later
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)20:09 No.18940124
    >>18940080
    I love this man. I love him so much.
    Not all Marines are sub-human, aparrently.
    >OH U!
    Its probably Cupcakinski.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:09 No.18940127
    O U
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:10 No.18940134
    >>18940080
    OH GOD

    MR. STIRLING I'M SO SORRY

    HERE'S YOUR KNIFE BACK PLEASE DON'T KILL ME
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:10 No.18940138
    >>18940080
    >OH U
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:11 No.18940147
    >>18940080
    Wait what? Run that sequence of events by me again.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:12 No.18940155
    >>18940124
    Time for a rematch? We've got her number now, we're sure to beat her.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:12 No.18940164
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    >>18940147
    run from general
    run into marine
    summon america!
    america! has a plan (that apparently involved puppies)
    we escape
    get headlocked
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:13 No.18940165
    >>18940147
    Marine agrees to troll those behind us.
    Bishop Bitch falls for it.
    Mallory is baffled by it.
    Whoever was behind the marine put us in a headlock.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:14 No.18940174
    >>18940080
    >OH U
    Hi, Kathy.
    >> プレインファッグ 05/01/12(Tue)20:14 No.18940184
    You both forgot "we run past, and duck into a doorway, and look back to see the chaos (and peek at sweater puppies)"
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:14 No.18940185
    http://collingsfoundation.org/enews/enewsletter_April.12.htm Just posting this here because it's relevant, scroll down to 'Beginning of the End for Warbirds'
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:15 No.18940189
    >>18940147
    We alerted a fellow American pilot that there was a British person being a jerk. He felt the need to defend a fellow Yankee.

    This particular marine happens to carry puppies with him wherever he goes in order to increase his chances at getting laid, because women love cute things.

    He dumped them all in Wilma's arms and called them sweater puppies, because she wears a sweater. Sweater puppies are a euphemism for huge boobs under a sweater.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:16 No.18940206
    >>18940155
    >Beat her
    We goddamn luckie we maneged to tie her. Any more would be pushing it.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:16 No.18940207
    >>18940174
    Oh yeah, huh. Well I suppose we could invite her to the next match, see just hor far our pilot charm goes.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)20:17 No.18940225
    >>18940034
    Because he was there after we "landed" the sharkplane?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:17 No.18940230
    I wonder where's Minna?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:17 No.18940234
    How did we not notice the puppies?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:18 No.18940235
    >>18939875
    Because /tg/ has a crippling case of ADHD.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:18 No.18940243
    >>18940206
    Pah! She's just lucky we had other things to do right then. We could totally take her.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:18 No.18940251
    >>18940230
    Probably deciding how to punish us for our swag-off with the kraut. There's no way she doesn't know.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/01/12(Tue)20:18 No.18940256
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    "hrrrrghnf," you say intelligently.

    "What was that about faggot Brits?" David Stirling says to you. "What was that, again? I didn't catch all of that. What was that?"

    "Wilma and Malleroy," you inform him.

    "Oh," he says, and releases you. "Yeah, Wilma's pretty pansexual."

    "What about Malleroy?" You turn to see Paddy Mayne turning the barrel of a Sten around in his hands, looking incredibly bored.

    "He's asexual," another man in the room grunts. "Because nobody and nothing would bother to sex up that fucker."

    "Oh, Mr. Young," Stirling grunts. "Allow me to introduce my brother."

    "Stirling and Stirling, Incorporated," Paddy sniggers. He picks up a bottle of solvent and simply pours it down the Sten barrel, then shakes it out vigorously.

    "How you gonna dry that?" Other Stirling asks.

    Paddy shrugs. "Shoot it."

    "Barbarian."

    "They're almost disposable! We're finally stationed near a supply line and you're complaining!?"
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:18 No.18940259
    >>18940235
    Wasn't our fault this time, Ian came in before we could really talk to her.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:19 No.18940261
    >>18940230
    Somewhere.

    We still need to talk to her.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:20 No.18940275
    It might not even be Cupcakeski. (What's her real name?)

    Could be anyone, really.

    And although we have an amazing chemistry it seems with her, I think she's the type to not get tied down in a relationship. It'd just be "aha! I finished you off before I did!" over and over again. And then we'd be shipped out and never hear of her again.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/01/12(Tue)20:20 No.18940281
    >>18940256
    The first time our last name has been stated aloud, if i recall correctly.

    And it was inspired by a deviant tart. Do ho ho ho ho.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:20 No.18940282
    >>18940256
    translate from brit
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:20 No.18940292
    yawn
    ==>
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:20 No.18940296
    >>18940275
    >What's her real name?
    Croissantski.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)20:21 No.18940300
    >>18940275
    Krupinski.
    Not that we'll ever call her that.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:21 No.18940305
    >>18940256
    >Stirling

    Fuck, we need to start keeping a character roster. Who's this guy again? Doesn't he have a beard or something? The SAS guy, right?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:21 No.18940308
    >>18940275
    Shortbreadski.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:21 No.18940309
    >>18940275
    Fritterski.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:21 No.18940311
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    >>18940281
    now im just confused
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:22 No.18940314
    >>18940256
    >pansexual
    >FFFFF
    >Wait, 4chan fanon of .jp anime of history
    >Nevermind. Continue.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:22 No.18940315
    >>18940275
    >what's her real name
    Roundheelski
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:22 No.18940318
    >>18940305
    Yes, one of the RL characters.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:23 No.18940333
    I thought we were an Olds.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:23 No.18940338
    >>18940275
    She's lost interest in us by now. Girl moves fast.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:23 No.18940343
    >>18940314
    No no, that's a good explanation for a layman. He molests younger girls, and sleeps with older men.

    It's not hard to extrapolate a pansexual range from that.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:23 No.18940344
    >>18940275
    Creme Bruleski.

    >I think she's the type to not get tied down in a relationship
    >implying we are
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:23 No.18940347
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    >>18940305
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/01/12(Tue)20:24 No.18940360
    >>18940333
    No, the pilot Robin is based off of had the last name Olds. The Witch version is named Young. We're her older brother. Ergo, we are Flight Lieutenant _ _ Young.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:24 No.18940361
    >>18940281
    Other way around. Fap angel snuck a drawfag by us, said drawfag had a deviantart
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:24 No.18940364
    >>18940318
    we've yet to be formally introduced to the OTHER sterling, we only knew Dave.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:25 No.18940367
    >>18940343
    SHE, rather. Talking about Wilma.

    Although, those WOULD be nice slanderous rumors to start about Mallory...
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:25 No.18940370
    Question: Are the nazis still in control at this point in history? Without Hitler and the rest of the higher-ups, I imagine it's a military junta with some sensible people in control.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:25 No.18940371
    >>18940344
    It entirely depends on how fast Minna can tie us down.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/01/12(Tue)20:25 No.18940379
    >>18940361
    No, I mean a drawfag created an OC of Robin based on the quest before planefag created the character of the MC's sister. Planefag found out and asked if he could use it.
    >> Kotters !frHeeRur5g 05/01/12(Tue)20:26 No.18940383
    >>18939890
    I HATE YOU ALL
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:26 No.18940390
    >>18940370
    hitler got alium'd to death. cooler heads (doenitz and speer) are in control of what's left of germany and their military, etc
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:26 No.18940393
    >>18940379
    huh, the artist says he heard fap angel needed a sis for MC, then he drew it.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:26 No.18940396
    >>18940370
    Hitler and most of the Nazi Party are dead. I think Speer and some other guy are running the show now.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:27 No.18940401
    >>18940383
    WE WANT MORE INCESTFIC

    GET WRITING
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/01/12(Tue)20:27 No.18940409
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    >>18940256

    "Crybaby," Stirling grunts, but his hand flies to cover his chest pocket protectively. And, presumably, his smokes. "Besides, Reggie never has problems getting whatever,so what are you worried about?"

    Paddy's eyes slide towards a refined-looking man with a neat mustache quietly cleaning his weapon in one corner of what appears to be a hastily re-assigned office, still strewn with paperwork and desks.

    Paddy scowls.

    The mustachioed man flashes him a shit-eating grin and produces a top-hat from beneath his desk, plopping it on his head at a rakish angle.

    "He doesn't count," Paddy grumbles.

    "So, what've they kept you busy with, pilot?" Other Stirling asks with curiosity.

    "I..." you contemplate trying to sum up the events of the last several hours, and give up miserably. "Stuff."

    "Mmmhmm. We're gearing up for an airdrop into East Anglia," Stirling tells you.

    "No luck dislodging that bridgehead?"

    "Unfortunately, no. The little green men are catching a hell of a flogging around London and the beaches south, but Anglia is theirs, and they don't feel like letting go."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:27 No.18940411
    >>18940383
    YOU'RE OUR SLAVE NOW

    FEED OUR SISCON LUST
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/01/12(Tue)20:27 No.18940413
    >>18940393
    I think planefag created the idea of MC having a sister long before he got specific with the name and abilities.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:28 No.18940422
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    >>18940401
    nofuckyouverymuch
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:28 No.18940423
    >>18940383
    WE LOVE YOU
    WRITE MORE
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)20:28 No.18940424
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    >>18940383
    You might want this later if Kotters is around...
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/01/12(Tue)20:28 No.18940425
    >>18940409
    Ask if they need air support. We need to get off-base for a bit.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:28 No.18940426
    >>18940409
    Do I smell a support mission coming?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:29 No.18940431
    >>18940396
    Donitz, former head of the U-Boat corps.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:29 No.18940435
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    >>18940409
    OPERATORS GONNA OPERATE
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:29 No.18940436
    >>18940370
    according to BOTH the show and fap angel they all died in the fires following the invasion, and Stalin is kept alive by machines but remains unconscious.

    >>18940383
    hi kotters, sleep tite?~<3
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:29 No.18940438
    >>18940425
    >>18940426
    Please, god. We've been cooped up far too fucking long.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:30 No.18940451
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    >>18940409
    Are they gonna bayonet the fuck out of Nopelium and pals?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:31 No.18940458
    >>18940451
    No way N'oo'p will die, he's too good at killy disc.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:31 No.18940463
    >>18940438
    been a nice break, actually
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:31 No.18940464
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    >>18940383
    but it was a beautiful piece of prose!
    >>18940409
    time for air support? we need to fly again, and soon
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:31 No.18940466
    >>18940409
    "it's a pity we can't just level the area with bombs. Much less messy that way."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:31 No.18940469
    Load up and roll out!

    Shame we didn't get lasers for our plane, but whatever.
    >> Kotters !frHeeRur5g 05/01/12(Tue)20:31 No.18940474
    >>18940464
    >>18940436
    >>18940424
    >>18940423
    >>18940411
    >>18940401
    Freaks
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:32 No.18940479
    >>18940438
    And nearly dieing in the sharkplane was boring?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:32 No.18940480
    >>18940425
    >>18940426
    >>18940464
    Yes please. We need some quality time with our Widow.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:32 No.18940483
    >>18940379
    Nope.
    >>18940393
    Correct.
    >>18940413
    Basically, he knew there'd be a sister, and then the artist offered to help whip one up. PF said "sure, go for it." I was their go-between. Artist ended up working off Robin Olds and gave us Ms. Young.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:32 No.18940487
    >>18940474
    Please sir, we want some more.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:32 No.18940489
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    >>18940383
    Good.

    Now turn that hatred into firey passion and write some more incestfic
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:33 No.18940492
    >>18940474
    Says the guy who wrote an incest fapfic of a fanfiction of a fanservice show.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)20:33 No.18940494
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    >>18940474
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:33 No.18940499
    >>18940474
    >>18940487
    Yes. Yes, please more.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:33 No.18940507
    >>18940474
    >Freaks
    Welcome to 4chan.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:33 No.18940509
    >>18940479
    That counted as getting out for a bit. We need more of that. If Tesla can stick some guns to the thing I'd say we take it for another spin.

    >>18940463
    Break? I hardly think it's been relaxing. At least in combat we get to fly.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:34 No.18940511
    >>18940479
    It accomplished little and wasted time we could have spent on other things.

    I suppose it got us some Tesla Cred, but I don't know how valuable that is.

    You ever notice how the story and the discussion basically become two threads very quickly?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:34 No.18940515
    >>18940480
    We tried to. Patton cock-blocked us.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:34 No.18940516
    >>18940474
    remeber, the more you freak out the more we'll harass you, so just play nice and deliver at the end of the thread
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:34 No.18940523
    >>18940511
    >It accomplished little
    Isn't it a little too early to be saying that?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:34 No.18940524
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    >>18940474
    says the guy who wrote it. either way, write more!
    >>18940480
    even more than quality time with our widow, we need a situation where we're in control. heh it seems that MC is almost more in control during the middle of a dogfight than he is during "shenanigans at castle barain"
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:35 No.18940527
    >>18940515
    I'm still trying to figure out a way to work the "my other ride is a widow" line into a conversation with Cupcakeski. It seems like something she'd be jealous of.
    >> Kotters !frHeeRur5g 05/01/12(Tue)20:35 No.18940531
    >>18940487
    >>18940492
    >>18940499
    >>18940507
    >>18940516
    >>18940524

    You faggots aren't getting shit until Subwitches is done and I'm ready to start the quest.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:35 No.18940536
    >>18940523
    WEll...okay, it might have accomplished some SCIENCE!

    But it accomplished none of OUR objectives.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:36 No.18940544
    >>18940474
    Clearly, next time you should just write Robin fucking the shit out of Lynette. Just railing her up against the wall.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:36 No.18940547
    >>18940536
    What exactly are our objectives? Shoot aliums. Fly a plane. 50% ain't bad.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:36 No.18940548
    >>18940531
    >I'm ready to start the quest

    So we're getting incestquest?

    HOT DAMN!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:36 No.18940551
    >>18940524
    He is in more control. At the castle, he has to play around emotional, high-strung little girls all the time.

    >>18940527
    Why, just WHY, do you think that line is funny?
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)20:36 No.18940553
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    >>18940531
    YOU CANNOT RESIST THE URGE KOTTERS. GIVE INTO YOUR PRIMAL DESIRES.
    >> Kotters !frHeeRur5g 05/01/12(Tue)20:37 No.18940558
    >>18940548
    YOU ALREADY GOT INCESTQUEST YOU SICK BASTARD
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:37 No.18940563
    >>18940527
    That's still a little bit too dickish.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:37 No.18940564
    >>18940515
    getting your pelvis ground to dust and your weiner pulped by the only ass known to have crushed a space invader to dust in one clench is hardly quality time.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:37 No.18940565
    >>18940474
    Says the guy who wrote it in the first place
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:37 No.18940567
    >>18940558
    PART 2 WHEN?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:37 No.18940569
    >>18940558
    WE WANT MORE! MORE I SAY!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:38 No.18940576
    >>18940544
    Robin and Cupcake. She needs to try out both siblings.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:38 No.18940581
    >>18940531
    >quest

    IncestQuest? Wow, taking your fiction a bit far, eh?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:38 No.18940584
    >>18940565
    Yes, but he wrote it *ironically*.

    I'm not actually sure if we're enjoying it ironically or not, though.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/01/12(Tue)20:38 No.18940585
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    Naturally, just then the air raid sirens begin screaming.

    "You have got to be shitting me," you say. "What lunatic would try to bomb this place? With all the fighters patrolling, here?"

    "They wouldn't," Stirling agrees.

    You and Stirling trade a long look.

    Then, as one man you and the entire SAS squad leap for the doorway, managing to get yourselves jammed in there with spectacular force. Screaming and swearing, you're inches away from clearing the jam when the first rocket-bomb hits. A hammerblow of air tears down the hallway, your eardrums asplode, and dust floats down from the ceiling.

    "SHIT!"

    Shaken free of the doorframe, you all go sprinting towards the nearest flight of cellar stairs. Thundering down the damp old corridors, you all pile into the first room you see.

    Sanya's just rising from sleep, stretching languidly, when fifteen or so panicked men pile into her little electromagnetically-shielded room like a herd of stampeding water buffalo.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:38 No.18940588
    >>18940551
    Cause it's funny, you uptight twit.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:38 No.18940589
    >>18940531
    start questan already then, you genderfliped version of panzerhexen.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:38 No.18940590
    >>18940553
    Maybe instead of direct incest, we can set up Robin to get it on with one of the other witches, while MC and Miyafuji watch and fap in their little spy window?

    And then Miyafuji can get curious...
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:38 No.18940594
    >>18940544
    Or Robin And Chris for lilsis/lilsis satisfaction
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:38 No.18940595
    >>18940564
    sez you
    >> Kotters !frHeeRur5g 05/01/12(Tue)20:39 No.18940601
    >>18940567
    >>18940569
    Consider for a moment what would happen if I continued. You're stark naked after fucking your sister, in front of a trio of witches. This includes the Adorable Cossack.

    This could not end well.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:39 No.18940603
    >>18940585
    WELL FUCK
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:39 No.18940607
    ENOUGH!

    Pay attention to the quest here and NOW.

    You guys all missed old Reggie, that magnificent son of a butler.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:39 No.18940614
    >>18940585
    AINSLEEEEEEEEEEEEY
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:39 No.18940615
    >>18940585
    Fucking lol.

    Poor girl is going to have a heart attack.

    "Sanya, I don't want to frighten you, but WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!"
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)20:39 No.18940617
    >>18940590
    I'm not writing that shit. I'm doing the MARINES.
    Kotters is the FapFic-er. So ask him to do it.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:40 No.18940618
    >>18940585
    INCOMING
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:40 No.18940622
    >>18940585

    DEFEND BORSCHT DEFEND BORSCHT YOU ARE THE BEST RUSSIAN YOU ARE THE RUSSIAN CUTE AND THE RUSSIAN LOVE, GET BEHIND YOUR BROTHER
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/01/12(Tue)20:40 No.18940625
    >>18940585
    >Cover your ears, kiddo, and try to ignore all the swearing.


    Also

    ARE PUPPY MARINE AND WILMA IN THE ROOM? Because we need blackmail material against Ian.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:40 No.18940627
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    >>18940585
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:40 No.18940633
    PROTECT the Cossack!
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)20:40 No.18940635
    >>18940585
    MUST PROTECT ADORABLE COSSACK FROM SAS WANKERS.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:40 No.18940636
    >>18940601
    Wanna bet? As I recall, we just invited them to join us, and at least Trude is probably creaming herself.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:40 No.18940637
    >>18940585
    >when fifteen or so panicked men pile into her little electromagnetically-shielded room like a herd of stampeding water buffalo.

    DON'T WORRY MISS, WE'RE FROM THE AIR FORCE!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:40 No.18940639
    >>18940601
    >this could not end well
    that usually describes about 7/8ths of the things MC does
    >>18940585
    time to comfort adorable cossack during artillery bombardment i guess
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:41 No.18940640
    >>18940585
    WE MUST BE THE ADORABLE COSSACK'S SHEILD.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:41 No.18940641
    >>18940601
    do
    >>18940590

    Not a direct sequel, individual episodes.

    And it's a fapfic, it doesn't end well, it ends sexy.

    The three witches walking in on us, well, Sanya has a brother complex, Trude has a sister complex, and Minna has an MC complex, so we can all have one complex orgy.
    >> Kotters !frHeeRur5g 05/01/12(Tue)20:41 No.18940642
    >>18940589
    >Genderflipped
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:41 No.18940643
    >>18940585
    PICK HER UP
    AND RUN
    NO TIME FOR PLEASANTRIES.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:41 No.18940644
    Sooooooo, more on topic, she "knows his face," and that's a problem. Goddammit. Ian is Ian Fleming isn't he.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:41 No.18940645
    >>18940585
    [X] Pick up Sanya for no particular reason
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:41 No.18940648
    >>18940633
    Agreed! Time to build that fort lads.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:42 No.18940659
    >>18940601
    of course it could, we're just gonna have to fuck them all 3 at the same time; 4, we cant let baby sister behind .
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:42 No.18940662
    I wonder how she'd respond to being made our honorary little sister.

    I wonder how Robin would respond to gaining an honorary sister.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:42 No.18940666
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    Kotters, just let it go man. You'll never be able to avoid it. Just accept that it happened and move on. No need to keep getting worked up over it. Wouldn't want you having a heart attack.
    [nospoilers]I'd be extremely sad if you died.[nospoilers]
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:42 No.18940669
    >>18940648
    With the SAS? No thank you.
    >> Kotters !frHeeRur5g 05/01/12(Tue)20:42 No.18940670
    >>18940641
    I don't think you've done your math right.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:42 No.18940671
    >>18940585
    Fifteen? Take stock of who all is here.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/01/12(Tue)20:43 No.18940687
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    >>18940585

    Long, awkward minutes pass, with Sanya pressed defensively in one corner. There's a few more sharp explosions, but no rattling or shaking of the ancient castle - and finally, the siren dies down.

    Stepping carefully to the foot of the cellar stairs, Paddy peers up at the main floor of the castle.

    "Well, no fires or nuthin. Lessee."

    He carefully ascends the steps. Two... three... five...

    "All-clear!" he says.

    Then Robin hits him from the blind-side. There's a brief clatter of accented cursing and stamped-metal-on-stone, then Robin's cheerful laughter takes over.

    "Wha- what's going on!?" Sanya asks.

    "Honey, I don't even fucking know anymore," you reply honestly.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:43 No.18940691
    COVER COSSACK WITH SELF. PROTECT FROM THE MENS.
    >> Kotters !frHeeRur5g 05/01/12(Tue)20:43 No.18940692
    >>18940666
    Is that you, Orenji-kun? Stop sucking my cock, Two of a Kind isn't going to continue any time soon.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:43 No.18940697
    >>18940644

    No, Fleming is navy. Ian might not really be an ian though.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:44 No.18940706
    >>18940642
    panzer is a broad, I think.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:44 No.18940707
    >>18940585
    "Sanya, you might want to be awake for this."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:44 No.18940710
    >>18940687
    We need a drink...
    again.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/01/12(Tue)20:44 No.18940712
    >>18940687
    I hope she wears clothes to bed.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:44 No.18940713
    >>18940687
    Oh, hey, perfect timing!
    Let's introduce Robin, our little sister, to Sanya, adorable Cossack
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:45 No.18940716
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    >>18940687

    Robin takes down Paddy fucking Mayne
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:45 No.18940718
    >>18940687
    "Martians are rocket-bombing us. Your room was closest. Sorry bout that."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:45 No.18940722
    >>18940692
    Oh for the LOVE OF GOD.

    YOU. STOP SHITTING UP THE THREAD.

    Yes, we know you wrote a fapfic. Yes, we know you hate that you wrote it. STOP FUCKING BRINGING IT UP, THEN.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:45 No.18940723
    >>18940712
    She does not.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:45 No.18940725
    >>18940712
    Good point.
    For the time being, cover her with anything available if she isn't.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:45 No.18940727
    >>18940692
    ;_;
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:45 No.18940737
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    >>18940687
    let me explain...
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:46 No.18940739
    >>18940692
    You're actually worse then Panzer. GJ
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:46 No.18940741
    >>18940713
    >>18940713
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:46 No.18940742
    >>18940722
    Fuck you, we want more!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:46 No.18940743
    This sounds like it's much too low-projectile to be a serious assault on our position. What did they just land on us, or do that required that cover?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:46 No.18940753
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    >Sanya all wrapped up in our flight jacket
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:46 No.18940755
    Oh yeah

    "Sanya, this is my lil sis, robin. Robin, this is the local ADORABLE COSSACK, Sanya
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:46 No.18940759
    >>18940713
    They can do little sister things together! While we watch! In the bushes!

    fapping...
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)20:47 No.18940762
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    >>18940739
    I've seen enough flamewars to know where this is going...
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:47 No.18940763
    >>18940722
    >>18940739
    Roger.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:47 No.18940764
    >>18940722
    he didn't bring it up, we're heckling him because he's to dumb to post anonymously while not posting slash
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:47 No.18940770
    Oh, and introduce Sanya to our "little" sister.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:47 No.18940773
    >>18940743
    It may be just harassment. Ha ha, no time for rest, evil alium rokkits are always around, etc.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:47 No.18940774
    >>18940743
    probably artillery
    >>18940713
    this seems like the most...well, the least insane course of action at this point. try to restore some sembalance of normalcy to this whole thing
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:47 No.18940776
    >>18940753
    Oh right. We should get that back, since it looks like we might be going on a mission shortly. Best to make sure she's got something on underneath, though.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/01/12(Tue)20:47 No.18940779
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    oh boy oh boy
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)20:47 No.18940783
    >>18940759
    We aren't Trude.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:48 No.18940785
    >>18940739

    >then

    >then

    >then

    >then
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/01/12(Tue)20:48 No.18940789
    HEY PLANEFAG


    Aren't we still carrying Stirling's knife?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:48 No.18940791
    >>18940743
    They want to kidnap Tesla
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:48 No.18940799
    >>18940783
    She could watch with us. I'm sure she'd get in the mood herself.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:48 No.18940801
    >>18940743
    probably just John Carter back from mars to pick up his bitches
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:49 No.18940803
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    >>18940785
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/01/12(Tue)20:49 No.18940811
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    >>18940687

    You trot up the stairs and pull Robin off Paddy, who's still a bit stunned.

    "The hell are you doing!?" you ask her. "And what the hell just happened?"

    "Rocket-bombs!" Robin informs you. "One hit a small tower, the rest got nailed by the anti-aircraft!"

    "How'd they get through the aircraft?" Reggie marvels. "They've got half the RAF patrolling this airspace."

    "The little green men get tricksier and tricksier every day," you mutter. "C'mon, Robin, we should.... oh... shit."

    Coming down the hallway, striding confidently through the drifting dust, is Minna. The flickering light straining against bomb-loosened masonry-dust renders the hall a field of shadows, and through it strides Minna, like a reaper in the night. Her pretty eyes are boring right into yours, and you are paralyzed by their eldrich fire as she closes on her prey.

    SHE KNOWS.

    She has to. She can sense peoples emotions from a distance - its part of her power!

    SHE KNOWS.

    >an hero
    >TAKE IT LIKE A MAN
    >FLEE FOR YOUR MISERABLE LIFE
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:50 No.18940814
    Get Sanya
    Get Robin
    Haul them along to find Miyafuji and Lynette
    BUILD
    PILLOW
    FORT
    Recruit Trude and Chris to aid in construction.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:50 No.18940825
    >>18940811
    THOUGH I FLY THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH.
    I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL.
    FOR I AM 80,000 FEET AND CLIMBING.
    >> Kotters !oUcKNCHmI6 05/01/12(Tue)20:50 No.18940828
    Posting a continuation of incestuous fapfic at the end of this thread.
    >> Major Airlift 05/01/12(Tue)20:50 No.18940829
    >>18940811
    >FLEE FOR YOUR MISERABLE LIFE

    RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:50 No.18940830
    >>18940811
    >an hero
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:51 No.18940838
    >>18940814
    One addition to this:
    RUN
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:51 No.18940839
    >>18940811
    >TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

    THE SWAGMEISTER DIES WITH HIS BOOTS ON
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:51 No.18940841
    >>18940811
    FUUUUUUUUUK

    >TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

    This is going to hurt.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:51 No.18940844
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    >>18940811
    MAN THE "MATURING MC" FUCK UP.

    .

    she might not know
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:51 No.18940845
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    >>18940811
    pic related
    >take it like a man
    we're gonna hafta deal with it eventually
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:51 No.18940846
    >>18940811
    >an hero
    Maybe our Persona will save us.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:51 No.18940847
    >>18940811
    TAKE IT LIKE A MAN
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:51 No.18940848
    >>18940811
    GET TO THE WIDOW

    WEP WEP WEP WEP
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:51 No.18940849
    >>18940811
    FLEE! We've got to go fly our plane now, right? Ground support for the Brits, yeah. Can't shirk our duty, after all. I'm sure we can talk later.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/01/12(Tue)20:51 No.18940852
    >TAKE IT LIKE A MAN
    Grow up, Anon. You voted against consequences before. Time to accept them.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)20:51 No.18940855
    >>18940811
    Take it like a man.
    We dug this hole ourselves. We couldn't keep it in our pants for a FEW FUCKING HOURS.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:51 No.18940856
    >TAKE IT LIKE A MAN
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:51 No.18940857
    >>18940811
    Do what we always do when cornered.
    Throw the closest witch at the enemy and run for it.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:52 No.18940858
    >>18940811
    >FLEE FOR YOUR MISERABLE LIFE
    RUN FORREST, RUN
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:52 No.18940860
    >>18940811
    >She can sense peoples emotions from a distance
    That's bullshit, and we should totally call her on it. Later. After we run away.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:52 No.18940861
    >>18940811
    FIRST

    WE FIND OUT WHY SHE IS MAD

    DO NOT CONFIRM ANYTHING UNTIL WE KNOW
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:52 No.18940862
    >TAKE IT LIKE A MAN
    No, don't TAKE it. Give it. Do not forfeit the initiative so. TAKE the initiative.
    "Hey, WILHELMINA, SIR. What's up? Got a mission for me? SIR."

    Possibly bring up the notion that the bomb was not a bomb.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:52 No.18940874
    >>18940852
    >SWQ
    >consequences
    lol wut?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:53 No.18940877
    >TAKE IT LIKE A MAN
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:53 No.18940879
    >>18940811
    TAKE IT LIKE A MAYNE
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:53 No.18940880
    >TAKE IT LIKE A MAN
    we fucking deserve it
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/01/12(Tue)20:53 No.18940882
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    >TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

    She doesn't know

    CALL HER BLUFF
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 05/01/12(Tue)20:53 No.18940883
    TAKE IT LIKE A MAN. WE ARE PILOT AND WE SHALL KNOW NO FEAR
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:53 No.18940884
    >>18940811

    Play it cool! If she doesn't say anything neither will we!

    We can have that conversation later.

    I knew we should have stopped those girls from opening their mouths, I bet everyone knows by now.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:53 No.18940886
    >FLEE FOR YOUR MISERABLE LIFE
    SORRY ROBIN BUT THIS IS YOUR DUTY
    Through her at minna
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:53 No.18940889
    >>18940811
    >TAKE IT LIKE A MAN
    No running away from this one. She's faster than us.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:53 No.18940891
    >>18940811
    >TAKE IT LIKE A MAN
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:53 No.18940892
    >>18940811
    >TAKE IT LIKE A MAN
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:53 No.18940893
    >several votes for taking it like a man
    I can see right through you, Minnafags. Don't think you can hide this from me. You're all obvious. It's so apparent. You can't escape my eyes. I'm on to you.

    We flee. We flee like miserable vermin.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:53 No.18940895
    >>18940811
    WE ADMIT TO NOTHING
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:53 No.18940898
    TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

    ADVISE ROBIN TO RUN LIKE HELL, WE'LL COVER HER ESCAPE
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:54 No.18940901
    TAKE IT LIKE A MAN
    BUT DON'T ADMIT TO ANYTHING
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:54 No.18940906
    >>18940860
    >>18940861
    >>18940862
    These. That empath stuff's probably BS, and there's more important stuff to deal with right now that relationship crap. Find out where it is that we'll be flying in the next 10 minutes.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:54 No.18940907
    >>18940811

    >TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

    But first, confirm anger reason.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:54 No.18940908
    >Take it like a man

    We may as well. It might not be about that. But yes.
    >> Starshadow 05/01/12(Tue)20:54 No.18940910
    >TAKE IT LIKE A MAN
    DO IT FAGGOT
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:54 No.18940911
    LIKE A MAN

    BUT DO NOT CONFIRM A DAMN THING!

    PILOT BULLSHITTING POWERS ARE A GOOOOOOOOooooooo
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:54 No.18940912
    >>18940811
    >TAKE IT LIKE A MAN
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)20:54 No.18940913
    >>18940811
    >TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

    This is what you get, fuckers, for fucking Strudelski.

    >>18940893
    Nope.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)20:54 No.18940917
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    >>18940893
    It's more that avoiding our CO wanting to murder us is a GOOD thing.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:55 No.18940918
    >>18940906
    She has canon perfect, building piercing spacial sense. She could feel it.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:55 No.18940919
    I'm sick of our guy running.

    [x]TAKE IT LIKE A MAN.

    Maybe with some actual consequences, people will be less likely to take the full-retard option and just say "pilot" as an excuse.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:55 No.18940927
    >>18940906
    This right here. There's a fucking war on. Get this shit out of the way and find out our orders.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:55 No.18940929
    >TAKE IT LIKE A MAN
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:55 No.18940930
    >>18940893
    Wrong.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:56 No.18940937
    WE GONNA STRIKE BACK AT THE BASTARDS, MAÁM?

    >ADMIT NOTHING
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:56 No.18940941
    >>18940893
    >Clearly about to have a massive fight with Minna/get killed by her
    >DUR MINNAFEGS GIT OOT
    Minnafags would wait until she'd calmed down for their own safety
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:56 No.18940942
    *cough* To be fair, she might just be pissed because she didn't get any last night?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:56 No.18940945
    >Take it like a man.
    We must give no fucks, not even in the face of certain death by yandere.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:57 No.18940950
    >>18940942
    This is probably about the size of it.
    [x] Turn swag on
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:57 No.18940951
    >>18940893
    we should start getting the consequences of our actions catch up whit us, and fucking a witch was the dumbest decision in the whole quest. fucking anyone else would have been worse, especially Minna
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:57 No.18940954
    >>18940942
    Or because we threw her at a group of MPs.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:57 No.18940956
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    >>18940811
    JIIIIIIIIIIIIII~
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:57 No.18940961
    >>18940811
    NOT IN FRONT OF OUR SISTER PLEASE
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:57 No.18940962
    Good lord, the samefagging... The Minnafags must be pretty scared about us banging Cupcake.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:58 No.18940965
    >>18940954
    Yeah that too.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:58 No.18940971
    >>18940954
    >>18940942
    When you think about, we aren't exactly an ideal fuck buddy.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/01/12(Tue)20:58 No.18940972
    >>18940962
    Wouldn't they be running?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:58 No.18940974
    >>18940954

    Or both. Actually, that's a VERY good reason to be pissed. Not only did she not get any, we threw her at some MPs and then flew a sharkplane.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:58 No.18940977
    >>18940962
    >vote not going my way

    >samefagging

    learn the difference, and really, Fap ange will do as fap angel wills
    >> Major Airlift 05/01/12(Tue)20:58 No.18940980
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    >>18940956
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:59 No.18940983
    >>18940962
    Look at the postspeed. This isn't samefagging. Somehow, we have achieved consensus.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:59 No.18940984
    LIFT THE ADORABLE COSSACK LIKE A BABY IN FRONT OF THE BARBARIAN HORDE
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:59 No.18940985
    >>18940951
    Why should we start now? This whole quest is based solely on us running away from crap we don't want to deal with. This seems like a real bad time to change tactics.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:59 No.18940987
    >>18940956
    Go away you.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:59 No.18940989
    >>18940972
    Better chances of scoring Minna points if we up and take it rather than evade our fate.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:59 No.18940990
    >>18940980
    Dammit minnapup, those were laced with laxitives and meant for mallory
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:59 No.18940991
    God, not only will she be mad at us, the entire 501st will. We just broke the heart of their beloved commander.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:59 No.18940993
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    >>18940980
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:59 No.18940995
    >>18940811
    "In my defense, that plane was really fucking cool."
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)20:59 No.18940997
    >>18940983
    There's a majority, but no consensus.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:00 No.18941008
    Fap Angel
    Pagan Elf
    Flange Pa
    Flea Pang
    Leaf Pang
    Page Flan
    Gape Flan
    Penal Fag
    Panel Fag
    Plane Fag
    Leap Fang
    Plea Fang
    Peal Fang
    Pale Fang
    Neap Flag
    Pane Flag
    Nape Flag
    A Flag Pen
    A Flan Peg
    A Nag Pelf
    A Pang Elf
    Fa Gal Pen
    Fa Lag Pen
    Fa Pang El
    Fa Nap Leg
    Fa Nap Gel
    Fa Pan Leg
    Fa Pan Gel
    Fa Pa Glen
    Fag La Pen
    Fag Pal En
    Fag Lap En
    Fag Alp En
    Fag Nap El
    Fag Pan El
    Flag Pa En
    Fang Pa El
    Fan Gap El
    Fan La Peg
    Fan Pa Leg
    Fan Pa Gel
    Gal Pa Fen
    Lag Pa Fen
    Nag Pa Elf
    Gap La Fen
    Gap An Elf
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:00 No.18941009
    >>18940811
    "Theres nothing between Me and Tesla, it's just business... really"
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:00 No.18941010
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    >>18940991
    >beloved commander.
    All right, you got me.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:00 No.18941011
    >>18940962
    implying our vote matters
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:00 No.18941013
    >take it like a man
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:00 No.18941014
    >>18940811
    SHE DOESN'T KNOW SHIT
    AND WE AIN'T TELLING
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:00 No.18941015
    >>18940991
    What? She's not that fragile, dude.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:01 No.18941017
    Minna....

    It was a plane...

    that looked like a shark

    built by TESLA

    AND I COULD DRIFT IN A GODDAMN PLANE


    I'M SORRY, BUT I JUST AHD TO SEE IT AND A PILOTS FORST REACTION TO MPs IS THROW SOMETHING AT THEM TO SLOW THEM DOWN I INITIALLY INTENDED FOR US TO JOIN THE MILEHIGHCLUBPLEASEDONTKILLME
    >> Major Airlift 05/01/12(Tue)21:01 No.18941018
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    >>18940993
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:01 No.18941023
    inb4 shes just mad we almost died on a test flight.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:01 No.18941027
    >>18940990
    > laxative donuts
    >for Mallory

    GENTLEMEN
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:01 No.18941029
    >>18940985
    running away from shit has never won a war
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:02 No.18941030
    NO MINNAPUP STOP THAT
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:02 No.18941031
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    >>18941018
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/01/12(Tue)21:02 No.18941033
    >>18941027
    We have a plan. We should enact that plan.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:02 No.18941035
    >>18941029
    >Revolutionary War
    >> Writefag 05/01/12(Tue)21:02 No.18941039
    >TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

    She is witch. We are pilot. We do not fear her.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:02 No.18941044
    >>18941029
    Oh, we've never run from the aliums. In fact, we should go shoot some more right now.
    >> Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/01/12(Tue)21:03 No.18941048
    >>18941029
    >Vietnam War
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:03 No.18941054
    >>18941023
    nah, she's mad at Robin who happens to be right behind us.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:03 No.18941059
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    >>18941027
    "he made tha call, behind the stall, he's waiting for all other stall to be occupied before going in for gunz
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:03 No.18941060
    >>18941033
    We totally should.
    Too bad it'll be forgotten in a few posts from Planefag.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:03 No.18941067
    >>18941027

    What if we reverse the plumbing in the toilets nearest mallory when we donut him?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:04 No.18941070
    Don't
    Say
    A word
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/01/12(Tue)21:04 No.18941074
    NEW THREAD >>18941058
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:04 No.18941075
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    >>18941059
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)21:04 No.18941076
    >>18941048
    >won
    >> Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)22:02 No.18942118
    >>18940409
    REGINALD SHOWS UP IN SWQ FUCK YEAH!



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