beep bloop

In b4 panzer

>>18952617
we must pick the fattest target and bomb it!

>>18952617
SUP FAP ANGEL

>>18952617
My body is ready.

In at the start! Huzzah!

>>18952617
We were waiting for you on IRC Planefag

In related news AHAHA TIME FOR AIRSTRIKES

>>18952634

Save tonk witches, then service them.

>>18952629
In after Panzer

>>18952660
Airstrikes, you say?

>>18952679
Fucking dykes

GOD DAMN NIGGA WE FLYING PLANES

rolled 22 = 22

Huzzah!

I must prepare my body.

>>18952617
Time for patton-girls?

>>18952662
Need more POWER

Eeeeasy, champs, the thread's not going anywhere.

Fifteen minutes or so? Sounds like a good time for STORYTIME. This time with page numbers.

Oh boy been looking forward to doing this again. Got my iTunes up and running, got my image folder ready, let's do this.

How I was the Deviljho.

I'll explain things after the story since I know not all of you are familiar with Monster Hunter.
1/7

>>18952760
Getting things started off with Naval Warfare. Awesome track, but that mission was a load of crap on Ace.
2/7

PLANEFAAAAAAAAAAG

>>18952778
No, seriously. On Ace difficulty you would get shot by invisible bullets to the point where you just explode. Huge friggin' range on those things. And the only planes you get to choose from are attacker craft, so they're all slow and unable to really get out of range.
3/7

>>18952792
Ooh, Spirit of Motherwill. There was a fun fight.
4/7

FOR FREEDOM!
>you now see captain america fighting the aliens along side some tank witches

>>18952792
Just cut it out. We aren't interested.

>>18952792
The fuck is this, and why do you think we care?

>>18952813
Sure would've been nice if the Arms Forts weren't all pushovers, though.
>possible malicious code
Well screw you too, 4chan.
6/7

>>18952817
so red skull and hydra is working with the aliens?

>>18952617
START BOMBING EVERY FUCKING THING THEY"VE PARKED DOWN THERE

>>18952840
The end.
7/7
Now then, shouldn't be too much longer.

You jerk the yoke back into your belly and the laden P-61 peels off the deck like a bird, sticking her nose airborne towards the thin cloud deck above. Climbing several thousand feet in twenty seconds or so, you flip the Widow on her back. Hanging in the straps, you look down through your canopy top at the black specks of advancing Martian armor.

>Hit the entrenched martian forces at the treeline?
>Nail the armor that's advancing despite the platoon of tanks trying to light 'em up?
>Other?

>>18952872
is killing everything an option?

>Hit the entrenched martian forces at the treeline?
Save the infantry, ease up the pressure

>>18952872
Hit the entrenched forces, they're the ones that'll give the most trouble.

>>18952872
>Nail the armor that's advancing despite the platoon of tanks trying to light 'em up?

KILL STEALING FROM PANZER HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

>>18952872
CHARLIE IN THE TREELINE
SMOKE THEM OUT

>>18952617
This:
>Nail the armor that's advancing despite the platoon of tanks trying to light 'em up
Then:
>Hit the entrenched martian forces at the treeline
Prioritize heavier and advancing units first.

>>18952872
>Other?

Find something that looks like a command post, an artillery emplacement or a supply dump, then blow it to hell.

>>18952872
>Hit the entrenched martian forces at the treeline

>>18952872
Hit the entrenched martian forces

>>18952872
Man, I have perfect timing.

Tanks are good, go hit the treeline.

>>18952872
Let the tanks light up their targets, Hit the entrenched aliums

>>18952881
>>18952882
>>18952884

I should note your payload:

>2x 500lbs General Purpose bombs
>10x HVAR (High-Velocity-Armorpiercing-Rocket)

The rockets are also good against infantry. The 500 pounders are decent against infantry and shitty vs. tanks, unless you land a perfect hit.

>>18952872
Treeline

>>18952909

...

STARFOX LIED TO ME! LIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDD!

>>18952817
The Captain America of the SW universe is probably a witch.

>>18952872
Entrenched Martian Forces.
Keep an eye out for killydisks.

>>18952917
Awwww. No napalm? Would be perfect for this.

>>18952917
HIT THE ENTRENCHED FORCES

WE'LL KNOCK 'EM LOOSE

I think we can use our guns to strafe the xeno's that are dug in after hitting the armor

>>18952917
Hit the entrenched infantry with the 500 lb bombs.

We'll come around for a run on the tanks with the HVARs.

>>18952872
Hit the entrenched forces. The panzers can take care of themselves.

>>18952917

So, bomb the infantry first, then MAYBE rocket the infantry if they aren't dead. If not.... TANKS!

>>18952917
Can we fly around and shoot the armor with rockets then drop the bombs over the entrenchments? If we hit the infantry second we can strafe with our guns as well.

No reason to use all our shit at once.

>>18952940
not a bad idea we could save our rockets that way

>>18952917
Then definitely do >>18952897; assuming we fire some rockets into the tanks as we go, it makes the best use of our loadout.

>>18952917
Bombs on infantry. Save ROKITZ for armor.

>>18952927
That's what you get for taking combat tactics from a talking fox.

>>18952983

Please, it was a talking RABBIT.

Guys, we aren't bumping.

HAHA
autosage.

>>18953008
Fucking quest-hating mods.

Well, it's not like we don't go through multiple threads anyways.

>>18953019
oh you have got to be fucking kidding me

UHUEHUAHEUHAUEHUEH AUTOSAGE
New thread time?

>>18953022
It's not the mods

time to report a mod!

The Martian armor lurches forward on their stubby legs, apparently unfazed by the tank fire being poured into them. But in the Eastern treeline is the real problem - Martian towed/portable artillery guns and probably plenty of infantry, a base-of-fire that's suppressing human forces arrayed at the low ridge of the country road.

General Purpose bombs are just big frag grenades; it takes a perfect, direct hit to faze a tank - and you don't even have 2,000 pounders, just small eggs.

But it'll work *great* on those infantry.

Target selected, you pull the Widow through her loop and come screaming out of the sky, your nose on the treeline. You begin a tight defensive spiral just as rocket contrails stab up at you, You thumb your cannons briefly to keep their heads down, the bright tracers lancing away on smoking contrails of their own as the heavy projectiles rip past each other, a high-speed gunnery duel.

You reach the release point - and barrel past it, twisting your heavy Widow around the searching tracers, fighting the rudder to finesse the reflector glass's bullseye dot a little above the center of the Martian line.

You drop your load.

>>18953004
Hare.

>>18953008
>>18953019
>>18953022

It's not like it really matters, it takes hours for the thread to go away anyway even if it's not bumping.

>>18953048
>You drop your load.

Bueno

>>18953048
Boom

>>18953048
bueno.jpg

Gonna be a lot of dead martians from that one.

>>18953048
that feel when you have to do this from a land based perspective

>Nail the armor that's advancing despite the platoon of tanks trying to light 'em up?

Kill the armor first, the tanks can clean up the infantry pretty easily at that point. Also the infantry doesn't make pretty explosions when they die like the walkers do.

>>18953048
BLAMMO

Who else do we have with us that can lay down the hurt on the ground?

>>18953091
Nothing really. We can strafe with our guns, but unless Ian's doing the shooting we're not gonna kill much when they're in trenches.

The rockets will fuck their armor up good, though.

>>18953048
Nice, pick related to what we just dropped.

>>18953122
More like a 500lbs box of FUCK YOU

>>18953122
Goddamn autocorrect pic not pick

>>18953113
Strafe the length of the trench, problem solved.

>>18953113
No, I meant other planes. Caldwell was around somewhere, I think.

I know we must get our kills on, but surely the guys down there will appreciate more air support.

>>18953141
If there are any air targets we may want to save our gun ammo.

Man SWQ, and were finally doing our life's work: Killing Martians.

Five minutes later...

why is the thread not bumping!?

>>18953219
mods declared it a shit thread

>>18953219
Gnomes.

>>18953219
Mods are dicks

Hmm if thread isn't bumping than we should keep posting.

>>18953219
Mods. AND SPIDERS. But mostly mods.

>>18953250
Spiders!
What is up the mods asses anyway?

>>18952617
This seems interesting, although I don't know why, for the life of me, am I on /tg/.

>>18953219
Because the mods are Kathyfags and they're displeased with the lack of their waifu.

Actually it's more likely to be some kind of site glitch, but it's not like this thread is going to 404 any time soon, so it's not worth worrying about.

>>18953271
because we are best board on 4chan?

>>18953048

A mule kicks you in the ass as the fighter lurches, a thousand pounds lighter. Diaphragm straining to keep the air tight in your lungs and the blood in your brain, you pull the Widow out of the dive with all your strength. The airframe creaks and moans as you pull damn near six gravities, radar altimeter spinning down frantically. As your vision begins to go black 'round the edges, you finally see the horizon again.

Oh, and a barn.

Yanking back a little more you clear the structure with a whisper of lost paint, and push it back down.

"Secondurrrz?" you query.

"Can't see shit, cap'n," Sean groans. "Jesus."

>>18953269
>What is up the mods asses anyway?
>Spiders!

>>18953296
Wait, if we dropped all that weight, wouldn't we shoot UP, not down?

Or am I just retarded?

>>18953296
I know that the top brass hates us, but what of the farmers? Do they want us dead? We keep fucking peoples farms up.

>>18953307
Yeah i didn't realize what i did until it was posted, no pun intended just the only spider image i have.

>>18953308
Yes, that would be the mule kicking you in the ass. It's not automatically going to pull you out of your dive though.

>>18953319
If it wasn't for us, THEY'D be dead.

We're a goddamn hero. Remember that freighter we shot down? That was a media icon.

Girls back home probably do questionable things to themselves while looking at our photograph.

>>18953319
I think the farmers are just glad the alium menace isn't raping their cattle, burning their women, and stealing their houses.

>>18953332
Gotcha.

I know nothing of aerodynamics.

>>18953308
We're not in a Stuka.

>>18953349
Or due to our gnominess, all of our actions are classified.

>>18953319
well, it's not like we can avoid it.

>>18953349

>>18953372
Nope. Our Ma chewed us out for landing our plane on a flying ship.

The Propaganda Dept is milking us for all that we're worth in War Bonds and Enlistment Figures.

>>18953354
Hellcow suggests that they are still raping their cattle, and possibly snakes.

>>18953392
Speaking of raping cattle, KOTTERS! How is that Hellcow X P-61 fic going?

>>18953413

>>18953413
Hellcow fucking our plane?

it wont live the night

>>18953413
God, what would the children look like?

>>18953425
>>18953423
I'm only kidding.

I hope.

>>18953442
You hoped wrong.
>>18953436
Cows with wings growing out the side and landing gear feet.

>>18953296

"Rockets!" Ian shouts, and you jink instinctively, standing on the rudder, pointing the nose a good twenty degrees away from your actual line-of-flight. Pulling the right engine's throttle down a bit, you increase the crabbing angle even more, and the rockets flit past and under you to starboard.

With the English countryside crawling with enemies, there's no good time or "safe distance" to stop evasives and reverse course, so you just get to it, banking hard and pulling for the field you just nuked. Pushing the nose low, you skim over that barn again.

>>18953436
Big, mechanical cows with a giant propeller on their nose and foldout wings.

>>18953307
So the mods are drow?

>>18953458
We need to watch this. We're starting to risk hitting the ground.

>>18953458
An Aluim is going to crash into the barn.
Calling it now.

>>18953512
>Us*
FTFY

>god fucking dammit
>just a second

>>18953530
>Planefag trying to type while receiving a blowjob

>>18953530
DO YOU REQUIRE ASSISTANCE!?

>>18953539
I knew something weird was going on between him and Panzer.

>>18953565
KOTTERS!

>>18953595
SWQ Meet-Up 2012.

>>18953271
Hi there /a/

>>18953603

BounceCon 2012?

>>18953603
Gnomefest 2012?

>>18953565
KOTTERRRSSSSS

>>18953618
More like Planning for Strike Witches: Gnome Hope for Man.

The newest and grittiest adaptation of the hit anime Strike Witches.

>>18953603
Herpderp cannot into directions, he is west of me, but I'd need a passport, and mine is expiredddddd

>>18953617
Hi. Also, what the heck is going on right now?

>>18953618
>Meet your Quest Runners!
>Planefag - Muscular, Alpha, Prime Specimen of Humanity
>Panzer - Neckbeard

Panzer is Canadian

Shattered hulks of tanks alien and Allied litter the bare field, some still burning. Little pings and pops start sounding from the airframe - small arms - but you press on, picking out your targets. Daring even lower, you come almost on a level with the tanks you're attacking, tearing over the English soil at two-eighty MPH.

From the still-mobile tanks ahead come thin smoke contrails and the pops and pings of small-arms fire on your fuselage.

"MINE'S BIGGER!" you scream, and thumb the rocket stud.

FWHOOOM! Two six-foot long rockets leap off the rails, one dipping low and the other missing high and wide. You grit your teeth and nudge the reticule as you close on the hostile tank.

Two more rockets spring from the rails from less then a hundred-fifty yards, one of them flashing bright against the turret of a Martian walker-tank just as it vanishes under your nose. A flurry of rattles sound, like a handful of gravel thrown against your nosecone - your own bloody shrapnel.

You stand on the rudder again as you egress the target area.

>More low-altitude runs?
>High-angle attack?
>Stand-off and assess?

>>18953641
Shit nigga, you're joining in from 4 months if writing, better go read the archive.

>>18953652
Standoff and assess.

is there a martian aerial response?

>>18953641
WE ARE A PILOT IN THE US AIR CORPS

IN THREAD ONE, WE BOUNCED THE WITCHES AND GOT THEM ALL RILED UP

IN THREAD TWO, WE SAVED THEIR ASSES AND CRASHED ON THEIR ISLAND

FROM THREAD 3+ IT IS COMPLETE AND UTTER AWESOME

>>18953652
Stand off!

>>18953646
He can't be. I've seen sentences from him that don't end with "Eh?"

>>18953641
You're gonna need to see the archives, I presume.

http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/17545010/
http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/17563929/

and then

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=strike%20witches

>>18953652
>Stand-off and assess
Lets see how the front has shifted if at all.

>>18953656
>>18953673
Time to go read then.

Stand off and assess.

>>18953673
>2 links
Oh, I guess this won't take to long
>3rd link

>>18953652
>Stand-off and assess

Don't waste ammo, find a place where it can be used to its fullest.

>>18953641
Aliens got a foot hold in England. Currently, we're providing air support for the tank regiment trying to force them out.

>>18953652
standoff and assess, also check on Robin

>>18953652
>Stand-off and assess

Are we out of rockets?

>>18953652
>assess the asses
Has Robin set anything on fire yet?

>Stand-off and assess?

Figure out where we're needed. Look for hotspots. Try not to be the guy who's just moving around walker wrecks and pieces of dead martians.

>High-angle attack?

DEATH COMES FROM 90 DEGREES ABOVE AT A FUCKMILLION MILES PER HOUR

>>18953652
Do we see any witches?

>>18953689
Okay, and I'm assuming that we're on an actual plane, since I hear a P-61 Black Widow here.

>>18953641

I'm not quite sure where to start with this.

It's Strike Witches, except instead of Neuroi, you've got Martians, like, War of the World Martians, with heat rays and shit. And it's "our" WWII, no "Liberion" and, also, all the "real" aces co-exist with the Witches, which are typically their sisters, and you've got a rape whistle that doesn't work and -

... what the fuck have I been writing?

Also, good timing, this thread will now pick up to the speed it was intended to have before THE INTERRUPTIONS.

>>18953716
Yes

>>18953704
Put an OUR in front of that and you get what will happen if we try that. The Widow is a FIGHTER not a DIVE BOMBER

>>18953716
Yes. Main character is a male pilot on a P-61.

>>18953722
See
>>18953726


How was the blowjob?

>>18953730
Nice. Alright, I'll keep an eye on this while catching up.

>>18953641
Aliums

>>18953743
Won't take too long, there's only an hour's worth of written material.

>>18953716
Nailed it.

>>18953758
>an hour's worth of written material
Nope.

>>18953759

>>18953758
It took me roughly 2 DAYS.

>>18953743
Pop some popcorn, and dont just read the main posts.

Waifu-wars are comedy gold.

>>18953763
20*60=1200 odd paragraphs. If it takes you more than 3 hours to read a small novella, you may be brain damaged.

>>18953758
Are you the Flash?

>>18953772
It took me a week or so reading on and off.

>>18953775
And stick around for two post-quest writefags. They got some good shit.

>>18953777
>He only reads only the main posts

>>18953794
I sure love the Tripfag circle jerk and fanfiction.

>>18953810
>He thinks it's all tripfags and writefags

>>18953777
Took me the better part of two days to read the 50 odd maidquest threads, n we are up to what 60~ planefaggan threads? Also reading only the planefag's posts takes away from the whole story, you need to see people's reactions

>>18953810

Anyone have an updated .zip archive of all the quest posts? I have them up to thread 65.

>>18953794
Everything but the main posts and drawfag are utter tripe of the sort even /a/ would like to scrub out of their asses.

>>18953793
Two? There's three and a fapfic now.
>>18953840
>implying /a/ could come up with FOOOOLISH PILOT

>>18953840
Bold, Sweeping, and Uninformed Statements General

>>18953758
It'll take you like tens of hours unless you're lightning-fast

>>18953840
As an /a/ goer, PF is about the limit of retarded fanfiction I can stand.

>>18953861
Four. Plus another one soon.

>>18953861
>fapfiction
haha... incest chicken.

>>18953870
>SWQ
>Retarded fanfiction
>laughingwitches.jpg
He treats with more respect and realism than the ACTUAL SHOW. That's pretty impressive.

>>18953652

Stand off and assess maybe? We've got the fuel for it, assuming we aren't leaking after taking that shrapnel. Also, WHERE'S ROBIN? We need to regroup with our wingwitch stat!

>>18953870
>Retarded fanfiction

>>18953840

Climbing away from the strike zone, you angle westward to avoid flying over the "front line," as it currently exists, climbing away from the infested English countryside and it's abundance of bored Martians with itchy trigger fingers.

"Robin, you still with?"

"Y-yes!" she says, sliding up on your right wing again. "I shot at 'em!"

"Good for you," you say absently, putting your right wing on the blasted farmhouse as you fly a circumspect circle, observing. "Ian, you got-"

"Platoon of Grants playing turtle on the road ridgeline, I think," he says, putting his eagle eyes to good use. "Shit, they just lost one. They can't crack those big bastards pushing on - shit, see that dust cloud?"

You strain your eyes. "Yeah!"

"No tank on the end of it. Guess what it is!"

Far below, your sharp eyes catch the wink of magical light. Soon you spot a few other smoke trails, pushing into the field from the left-corner in a flanking attack.

The Tank Witches have arrived.

And that's when five 'sleds drop out of the cloud deck and arrow towards the road.

>GROUND ATTACK IS BEST ATTACK
>Scatter them, then move mud!
>KILL ALL THE SLEDS

>>18953877
>Thunder and Lightning
>that one with the boats
>Subwitches (KOTTERS, WRITE FASTER)
Did I miss one?

>>18953906
I don't think you understand why I like this show. Don't get me wrong, I like the Quest, and it's fun, but it's nothing like the series. People coming up with other shit is just obnoxious.

Hey so, quick question for those of you who are here. For my curiosity, really.

How many of you are Ericafags? And I don't mean "Well, I guess she's close to the top..." I'm not interested in you. You suck.

If Erica is the top of your list, tied with nobody else, then please let me know.

Pic unrelated. It's just there to make my post easier to notice.

>>18953935
Mine, and Naval Anon's. We're putting ours in TWQ to prevent overload.

>>18953932
>>KILL ALL THE SLEDS

DID I HEAR DOUBLE ACE!? CAUSE I THINK I HEARD DOUBLE ACE!

>GROUND ATTACK IS BEST ATTACK
ROBIN HERE ARE SOME SLEDS FOR RAMMING PRACTICE

>>18953932
Kill the sleds, ground can take care of ground, let Air take care of the air.

>>18953932

Kill all the sleds! Its time we increased our score with respectable kills.

>KILL ALL THE SLEDS

Kill.

Them.

ALL.

>Scatter them, then move mud!

The ground pounders need help. We provide.

>>18953932
>Scatter them, then move mud!

Our job is to save the boys on the ground. Lets not forget that. But these sons of bastards will play hell with that mission.

>>18953932
let the ground forces handle the xeno's on the ground lets hunt some sleds

>>18953932
Welp, time to kill some sleds

>>18953932
Kill the Sleds, the tank witches and tanks can deal with the ground stuff, we just need to keep these fuckers off of them.

>>18953932
Kill the sleads. They'll take out the Tonkwitches. And we get to one up Pancakeinski to boot.

>>18953932
Scatter them, then let the ground units pick them off.

>>18953932
>Double team with Sis
>Sis earns Ace-in-a-day
>sisiamproud.jpg

>>18953932

Kill all the sleds!/Scatter then move mud.

If we can scatter them and break off their attack safely, then give some more ground attack to those poor, misbegotten grants, then that might be good.

On the other hand, we are the air unit here, and they need some damn air cover, so KILL ALL THE SLEDS.


50-50 for me.

>>18953932
WE ARE FIGHTER.
WE FIGHT SHIT THAT FLIES.
KILL SLEDS.

We're here as snaproll support.
>Scatter them, then move mud!

>>18953932
[x] KILL ALL THE SLEDS
I assume that will put the tank witches deepest into our debt.
>>18953936
>dislikes the quest because it's not PANTSU and OPPAI all the time
Okay, yeah, go back to /a/.
>>18953949
>Naval Anon's
You mean the one where some guy just vomited words at the screen and expected people to like it?
Also, I missed yours. What's it about?

>>18953932
It's their fault we are continuously cockblocked! Kill them all! Gnome Mercy!

>>18953949
Derp! That's five total. Forgot he posted his stuff.

>>18954023
I'm doing the Marines.

>>18953993
>Double team with sis
hehehe
Hang around after PF finishes, you'll get a niiiice surprise.

>>18954023
>I like the Quest, and it's fun\
>I dislike the quest

And yes, I like looking at ass. I also like a nice story with enjoyable characters, which SWQ does. The Post quest writefagcirclejerk does not.

>>18954050

>>18954050
...You had best mean more incestchicken

[x]Kill the sleds

The tank witches will get chewed up by air attack, and they'll be able to turn the ground battle.

We gotta make sure they make it.

>>18954050
That had better be you Kotters

>>18954050
>>18954057
Yep im going nowhere,

>>18954091
is that gendo in hugh heffner's bathrobe?

>>18954064
>>18954050
fapfic writer here.

I've been writing on and off since 6:30 and I can't stop.

This is practically becoming a regular sub-story on its own.

>>18954095
I wish, it's Hasegawa from Gintama

>>18953942
Well, that isnt how you spell Eila. Ballbusting jokes aside, Erica is top tier

http://www.mediafire.com/?dl5jo68valn5t

>>18954098

>>18953942
I'm pretty sure nobody has her as their favorite.

>>18953932
SCATTER!

"Robin!" you call. "Pick a target and whack at 'em, we're going to run those fuckers off!" You haul your ship 'round to engage, finessing your prop pitch and mixture controls for maximum power as you dive into the weeds once more.

The 'sleds enter a shallow dive towards the Grants, flying right along the road-line. The lead ship is just pickling her eggs as you settle your gunsights over the middle guy and give him a few quick squirts of 20mm. The shots go wide, but the last three 'sleds pickle early and enter hard evasives, their payloads going wide. You pick out the lead ship, furthest from his fellows and haul after him. He breaks hard into your attack and you only get a few 20mm shells into his tail before he flashes across your nose.

You don't try to follow, extending away from the gaggle of 'sleds.

"MUTHAFUCKIKNG BULLSEYE!" Robin bellows. "EAT SHIT!"

You grab a little distance and and turn hard to re-engage, glancing sideways to ensure Robin's still on your wing.

"Robin, tighten up," you say tersely.

"I thought-" Ian starts.

"Finish that sentence and I'll kill you and fuck the body," you snarl tightly.

"Hmph."

>>18954159
She didn't respond. PANIC MODE!

>>18954159
>Robin, tighten up
>I thought

Fucking lol.

>>18954159
She's gonna need a stern talking to after this

>>18954132
Well, that's what I'm here to find out. Honestly, I'll be surprised if I don't find any. I figure there has to be at least somebody.

"Ian. Tonight. YOU."

>>18954159
Mmm. Tia.

The only question now is who do we throw Ian to for that. Wilma, or Perrine?

>>18954213
Wilma~

>>18954159
...we tell Wilma. As soon as we get back to base, we stick our heads outside the cockpit and yell "HEY BISHOP! YOU LOOKING FOR AN 'IAN'?" HE'S RIGHT IN THIS PLANE!"

>>18954213

My good man, put him in the middle and take bets, its the pilots way.

>>18954159
So Ian wants Wilma to find him...alright whatever.

>>18954213
Perrine.
Then inform Wilma of his likely escape route.

>>18954213
>Wilma or Perrine
Both

>>18954227
Other way around. Saving Ian from Wilma will get Perrine points with him.

>>18954227
No, he's transitioned to shooting at Perrine, so he might not run. It needs to be the other way around.

If we tell both of them they'll fight and let him escape.

We tell Wilma first because she'll be aggressive, and when he escapes her we inform Perrine to his location. Double-whammy.

I don't think they've talked ever since she got an eyeful of his package.

The 'sleds are scattered, but not gone - and if you try to nail any more tanks they'll just sock in on you and blow your ass off.

"Robin, again! One pass, HAUL ASS!" you instruct her. Bag'n'drag, they call it - the fine art of fighting outnumbered and outgunned.

"How'd she kill anything with that fucking bolt-action peashooter?" Ian marvels.

"Magic," you reply. "Durrrr."

You come tearing in at the 'sleds again, but this time they've got your number and scramble to pair up and square off with you.

"Didn't we already do this shit?" Ian complains.

"What's happening up there?"

"Squaring off with 'sleds," Ian tells Sean.

"FUCK, DON'T DO THAT," Sean shouts.

"CRY MORE," you snarl, and give a 'sled a squirt of 20mm before slamming the rudder hard-right as you throw the Widow into a desperate side-slip.

>>18954299
>flooziehammer.jpg

>>18954299
>Magic, durrr

>>18954299
>magic
heh. Give 'em more 20mm

>>18954299

KILLEMALL!

>>18954299
MOAR DAKKA!

This is about how its gonna go.

Damn, thread's still not bumping, right?

If we hone our inner gnome, do you suppose we can blow up aliums with our minds?

>>18954399
due to faggot mods yeah

>>18954397
>breaks

>>18954399
Yeah, a mod hates SWQ.

>>18954411

thatsthememe.png

>>18954399
Currently on page 9. We'll probably make 400 posts before we 404.

A veritable "what's-what" of Martian ordinance rips past your port wing - masers, rockets, minirockets, those little corkscrewing bastards and even their seldom-used bullets rip the air. There's a brilliant blue flash in the corner of your right eye.

"Robin!" you shout.

"I'm okay!" she says unsteadily. "Shielded great!"

You snarl in frustration as you heel around for another pass. It'll be all you can do just to keep alive against these fuckers, much less knock any down, but you can keep THEM busy not blowing the hell out of your boys on the ground.

Hauling your bird around as tight as possible, you reacquire the 'sleds just as a Wildcat drops out of the cloud deck and starts unloading his .50s into the Sled's tail.

"YO MOMMA WAS A SQUID!" the Marine shouts cheerfully as he blows past the 'sled, his bounce completed.

"Ground-pounders are running like hell," Sean informs you from the back. "Martians advancing!?"

>Mop up those 'sleds, KILLS KILLS KILLS, and we don't want to get bounced like that sled just did.
>WE'VE GOT ROCKETS AND ITS TIME TO USE 'EM

>>18954405
Nah. The only reason we could pull the trick with the lightbulbs was because the electric system was already a piece of shit to begin with.

>>18954433
Good thing someone archived it already

>>18954412
Whelp. He can hate all he wants.

>>18954434
>ROCKETS

STEEHL REHN! SUM STEH DRAH AND OTHEHS FEEHL THEH PEHN

>>18953942

Who WOULDN'T brake for this sexy gal?

>WE'VE GOT ROCKETS AND ITS TIME TO USE 'EM
Have robin watch our back
We need to help our boys on the ground

>>18954434
>WE'VE GOT ROCKETS AND ITS TIME TO USE 'EM
Time for Robin and that Marine to earn their keep.

>>18954434
Welp, time to bring the rain. Rockets.

>>18954434
Always bet on rockets.

>>18954434
ROKITS

>>18954434
RAWKETS

>>18954441
suptg checks every 2 hours.

>>18954434
We're here to cover the ground-pounders lets do our job.
>WE'VE GOT ROCKETS AND ITS TIME TO USE 'EM

>>18954434
I bet that was Sweater Puppie Guy. We owe him a beer.
ROCKETS. Ground troops need support NOW.

>>18954458
>Who WOULDN'T brake
>brake
>break
My balls.

>>18954434

Kills man, all about the kills time to get tunnel vision.

>WE'VE GOT ROCKETS AND ITS TIME TO USE 'EM

>>18954434
WE'VE GOT ROCKETS AND ITS TIME TO USE 'EM!

We have to support the ground-pounders, and Robin and Sean can take care of anything that gets on our tail.

Kills are one thing but saving our comrades is another, let the marines have some fun. Lets rocket the advancing martians.

>>18954471
15 minutes.

>>18954434
RAWKIT LAWN-CHAIR TIME

>>18954471
You can also manually refresh by rerequesting archival.

>>18954458
She's nice, too bad anon went for sister complex girl and dead boyfriend complex girl first.

ROCKETS.

>Inb4 KATHY

[x]Rockets.

We're not tying the sleds up, they're tying us up.

Get down there and waste some tanks.

>WE'VE GOT ROCKETS AND ITS TIME TO USE 'EM

Nonsensical Mods General?

>>18954526
To be fair SFW lolis generally go to /c/

>>18954526
That ban was for bitching about bans. It's a bannable offense.

If you want to bitch, email the mod.

>Meanwhile, Miyafuji

>>18954531
>>18954543
This was during the time of the Mod that was banning everything loli. Around the time they banned someone for posting a picture of Accelerator, too, as I recall.

>>18954531
True, but loli is generally accepted on /a/ yet some mod went on a holy crusade against anything that even looked less than 18 years old.

Fuck it. Deals with trivial shit like mods later. We got aliums to bounce!

>>18954526
Hey, let's not antagonize them.

>>18954505

Erica route would be far too short. She's too chill for any sort of drama. You'd just end up stepping on her iron cross, tripping, and falling face-and-crotch first onto her.

Hartmann doesn't hesitate to make a kill. Ever.

>WE'VE GOT ROCKETS AND ITS TIME TO USE 'EM

Rockets + Steamers = Dead Steamers. This has been proven.

>people blaming the mods
I'm pretty sure it's just a site glitch. If a mod really wanted this gone the thread would be, y'know, deleted. C'mon, /tg/, thinking is supposed to be one of your strong points.
>>18954458
All right, we got one.

>>18954551
Anonymous of Jacksonville made a thread stating that anyone who ordered his Accelerator shirt should have their shipments on the way. Mod somehow thought he was supporting Accelspammer.

>>18954578
mods confirmed that this is why it happened a few months ago, and it ONLY happens to quest threads

>>18954578
>I'm pretty sure it's just a site glitch. If a mod really wanted this gone the thread would be, y'know, deleted. C'mon, /tg/, thinking is supposed to be one of your strong points.


Nah, it's one of the mods. 4chan has an IRC channel, you know.

NEW THREAD >>18954593

>>18954578
Just a site glitch that only effects quest threads.
Right.

>>18954443
My opinion exactly.

>>18954578
It's not. The mods can force-sage a thread.

>>18954505
Well, she's a lost cause if you think like that. Don't be such a downer.

>>18954505
We've stoped going after dead sister girl.

Gentlemen, several of us on the SWQ channel are discussing this politely on the #4chan support channel right now. Let's not get uncivil. If the problem mod stays problematic, please bring the issue to the attention of a mod on the IRC server. Until then, let's not break Global 8.

sage for non-contribution

>>18954562
Drama isn't good, drama is harem anime shit that wastes time doing more important things (kill aliens, trolling allies, doing the girl herself.)

You must be from /a/ judging by that attitude.

I personally prefer Shirely anyways, better match (loves speed, knows how to have a good time, etc)

>>18954645
There is more to life than killing aliens. And some of us enjoy have actual characters instead of cardboard cutouts.

>>18954607
They can, but this is a known random bug. If an OP is made without text just an image then it never happens, so something is triggering it.

>>18954710
I though people interested in character development were in the minority compared to the rest.

>>18954762
Not really. I'd say it's about 50/50.

>>18954762
Yeah pretty much. It goes battlefags, Minnafags, and that's about 85% right there. Everyone else is crammed into that tiny little slice.

>>18954842
You guys get us character development guys confused with the minnafags all the time. Part of being in a relationship with minna would be MC finally maturing. The minnafags are the ones shoved into that small slice.

>>18954902
Hard to tell and it doesn't help that the trollfags end up screwing things up and creating more drama. If we went after a nice girl like Shirely, we'd avoid most of this.

But with the way things stands, we're on the Minna express and we have to try our best not to crash it though with how the latest update's votes are going, hopes are slim.

>>18954995
>we're on the Minna express
Only because people like you believe that. We can fight this thing, we just have to work at it.

>>18954995
Well, there's still hope for MC. He has to start facing consequenses for his actions for anything to happen, though.

>>18955066
that's not how romance in stories work, after a route is locked it, trying to derail it will only end horribly. And it's attitudes like yours that cause shitstorms due to your selfish futile whims.

You seem to have omitted haremfags.

>>18955138
Haremfags? As far as I could see there's no attempts at making a harem, though some seem fond of harem anime bullshit.

I mean maybe early on back when Trude was somewhat normal, but now? 99.9% Minna.

>>18955066
If were not on the Minna express, which one are we on? The foreveralone express?

At this pointl it's Minna or noone.

>>18955128
But it's not as locked as you want to believe it is. There are still options before us, /tg/ just has to be made to see them. It's tricky, but possible.

>>18955217
Just fess up and admit your waifu. It's cupcake, isn't it?

>>18955204
We can take this in any direction we want to, you just have to keep open eyes and an open mind. You can't just give in when something appears to be going one way, you have to fight for it. Don't just give in to the mindless masses, take a stand, don't back down, claw your way towards another future.

>>18955258
Nope. I'm the one fag going for Amelia Earhart.

>>18955281
Yes the FREEDOM... to pick who you want, instead of Minna. Your selfishness is wrecking the quest.

>>18955281
I'm not sure if you're this naive or just fucking stupid, but I'm sure it's one of two.

There is after all a way that romance works in stories and if there were to be any changing of the tides, the window for such a thing has long since pasted. We're in thread 70 and from what I saw one girl was getting the figurative points for most of them: Minna.

I don't like the way things play out, but I know well enough when it's time to give up resisting and time to start ensuring things don't go to fucking hell.

>>18953932
planefag, I require your email for something I'm planning. And advice on some... "building"

>>18952679
Yay~ my filenames