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Mr. Bucket !!pOsrdMCEuqu 05/12/12(Sat)05:39 No.19076187

I am Mr. Bucket. You have 5 seconds to put your balls in my mouth.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)05:41 No.19076194 leave.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)05:41 No.19076197 No, no, no. The balls go into the top of your head and pop out of your mouth.

>>	Mr. Bucket !!pOsrdMCEuqu 05/12/12(Sat)05:48 No.19076237 Correction: put your balls into the top of my head, so I can pop them out through my mouth.

>>	P2 !OhwyBE7dgw 05/12/12(Sat)05:51 No.19076246 File: 1336816285.jpg-(15 KB, 520x253, 20120407021536809..jpg) They won't fit.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)05:54 No.19076266 File: 1336816489.png-(248 KB, 741x465, nn1.png)

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)05:56 No.19076275 >>19076194 It's a traditional game.

>>	Mr. Bucket !!pOsrdMCEuqu 05/12/12(Sat)06:01 No.19076295 Nobody wants to play a round of Mr. Bucket? It's buckets of fun, I promise.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:06 No.19076328 Mr. Bucket, you camwhore. Coming here and asking to give us a BJ? /b/ would love you.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:12 No.19076360 >>19076295 I'm up for it! How do I play?

Mr. Bucket !!pOsrdMCEuqu 05/12/12(Sat)06:15 No.19076373

I have only four available colors. Red, Blue, Yellow, and Green. Any player may place any color ball into my top, and I will sporadically pop balls out of my mouth in no particular order. The first player to have all of their balls in my mouth at any given time is the winner. Giggling is encouraged, but not required.

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:16 No.19076378

>>19076360
You scoop up the balls he spits out in these little shoals, then you put the balls in the top of his head. Then you do it again.

I don't know how you win, because the only one who ever plays with that thing is my cat and I'm not sure he's doing it right.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:24 No.19076415 File: 1336818243.png-(52 KB, 180x300, -.png) >>19076373 Er, I'm not sure I'll be able to play after all. I suppose I could just do the giggling part?

>>	Mr. Bucket !!pOsrdMCEuqu 05/12/12(Sat)06:28 No.19076430 >>19076415 If you manage to get just one ball in, you'll be today's lucky winner. Nobody else seems to like Mr. Bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:31 No.19076448 FUCK YEA MISTER BUCKET IT'S BUCKETS OF FUN! ... I pick up the red ball and put it in the top.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:33 No.19076454 File: 1336818819.gif-(2.81 MB, 220x209, 1334986190281.gif) >>19076448 WHAT HAVE YOU FUCKING DONE

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:35 No.19076461 File: 1336818919.jpg-(176 KB, 844x582, 1315468947537.jpg) >>19076275 >mfw I realize this is actually true

>>	Mr. Bucket !!pOsrdMCEuqu 05/12/12(Sat)06:35 No.19076463 There is one red ball in me. Out of my mouth pops NaN ball.getColor() ball(s).

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:35 No.19076464 >>19076187 I'MMA FIND THE GREEN BALL NOW

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:40 No.19076483 I place the red, green and blue balls into you, in that order.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:41 No.19076491 >>19076463 I'm not sure what just happened there, but I have this blue ball and I'm going to put it in your head to see if I can make it happen again.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:43 No.19076501 I put in a tennis ball

>>	Mr. Bucket !!pOsrdMCEuqu 05/12/12(Sat)06:44 No.19076505 There are two red balls, two blue balls, and one tennis ball in me. Out of my mouth pops one green ball(s).

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:47 No.19076520 >>19076505 Wait, there are no green balls inserted? How are you projecting green balls?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:47 No.19076524 >>19076505 I pop out one of the other players eyeballs and put it in the bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:48 No.19076527 >>19076505 i throw a bowling ball at you

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:49 No.19076530 I take a long, satisfying shit in mr. bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:50 No.19076540 >>19076520 Tennis balls are green.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:50 No.19076543 >>19076520 I'm more worried that the ball(s) are in some sort of quantum state where we don't know if there's one or several.

Mr. Bucket !!pOsrdMCEuqu 05/12/12(Sat)06:51 No.19076546

>>19076483
See: >>19076520

>>19076540
Tennis balls are "tennis"
Green balls are "green"
Hope that helps

There is a red ball, two blue balls, one tennis ball, one eyeball, one bowling ball, and a satisfying shit in me.

Out of my mouth pops one red ball.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:52 No.19076554 I slowly suck the shit mixture out the blue and red balls and spew it back into Mr. Bucket in a delicious fecal coctail.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:53 No.19076561 ........ What the fuck is going on in here?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:53 No.19076562 >>19076546 HAH! While you queers have been screwing around, I've gathered up three of the yellow balls.

>>	Mr. Bucket !!pOsrdMCEuqu 05/12/12(Sat)06:54 No.19076566 >>19076554 All objects exist in a state of isolation from one another, and the red and blue balls have had no chance to contact the satisfying shit. Hasbro's innovation is astounding.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:55 No.19076572 >>19076561 We're playing street-rules Mr. Bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:55 No.19076574 Oh fuck, I totally had a Mr.Bucket when I was a kid. Thanks for the nostalgia blast OP

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:55 No.19076576 I... Huh. I steal a yellow ball from the guy who has a yellow ball and put it in Mr.Bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:56 No.19076579 >>19076566 I put in a wren's egg.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:56 No.19076583 >>19076566 GODDAMN IT. WHY CAN'T A MAN JUST ENJOY A FUCKING FECAL COCKTAIL WHEN HE WANTS ONE.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:57 No.19076588 >>19076576 Shit! I put the remaining two yellow ball in the bucket.

>>	Mr. Bucket !!pOsrdMCEuqu 05/12/12(Sat)06:57 No.19076589 There is one red ball, one yellow ball, one tennis ball, one eyeball, a wren's egg, and a satisfying shit in me. Out of my mouth pops two blue balls and one bowling ball.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:57 No.19076591 >>19076583 >>>>>/d/

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:57 No.19076592 File: 1336820273.jpg-(154 KB, 385x570, 1333383107001.jpg) Helen! Put a Weighted Sphere in that bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:58 No.19076597 >>19076589 I GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:59 No.19076599 >>19076589 I roll the bowling ball out the door.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:59 No.19076600 >>19076589 Shit! I didn't set the pins up yet!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:59 No.19076602 A bowling ball? Is your mouth now horribly distended Mr. Bucket?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)06:59 No.19076604 File: 1336820366.jpg-(33 KB, 200x319, Tombs2.jpg) >>19076589 I put the Sphere of Annihilation in Mr. Bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:00 No.19076610 >>19076589 I take the bowling ball in the nuts.

>>	Mr. Bucket !!pOsrdMCEuqu 05/12/12(Sat)07:00 No.19076612 There is one red ball, one yellow ball, one tennis ball, a wren's egg, a satisfying shit, a Weighted Sphere, and a Sphere of Annihilation in me. Out of my mouth pops one wren's egg.

>>	Lim-Dul the Necromancer 05/12/12(Sat)07:00 No.19076614 File: 1336820429.jpg-(135 KB, 480x640, ENQDw.jpg) I place one slightly cracked human skull within the confines of this plastic apparatus.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:01 No.19076617 >>19076604 Fuck. Does that destroy it? We only have monopoly left, since Anonymous threw Life out the fucking window.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:01 No.19076622 >>19076589 I hakey-sack a blue ball into the bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:01 No.19076627 I place a thermal detonator in the bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:02 No.19076628 >>19076617 Actually I think we still have Catan somewhere...

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:02 No.19076629 >>19076612 I scoop that shit up to make an omelet.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:02 No.19076633 I place a bull's testicle in Mr. Bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:03 No.19076636 >>19076628 >catan Wood for Sheep!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:04 No.19076643 >>19076636 Done. I'll have a development card now.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:05 No.19076649 >>19076628 Gotta learn it sometime. So where are the guns? "Street Rules" Life was a lot better with them.

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:05 No.19076651

I place forty-three (43) blue plastic balls into the apparatus.
I place one (1) yellow plastic ball into the apparatus.
I place one (1) Australian dollar coin into the apparatus.
I place six thousand nine hundred and forty seven (6947) green balls into the apparatus.
I place negative sixteen (-16) red balls into the apparatus.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:06 No.19076661 I place a fully grown wren in the bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:08 No.19076675 I place a fully grown whatever the fuck eats wrens in the bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:10 No.19076693 >>19076675 How did you fit a homeless person into the Bucket? I put a fresh omlet into the bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:10 No.19076696 I giggle profusely.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:10 No.19076697 >>19076675 You're seriously trying to fit a crocodile in the bucket? I don't think that's going to end well.

Mr. Bucket !!pOsrdMCEuqu 05/12/12(Sat)07:10 No.19076698

rolled 17 = 17

There is one tennis ball, a wren's egg, a satisfying shit, a Weighted Sphere, a bull's testicle, 43 blue balls, one yellow ball, one Australian dollar coin, 6947 green balls, -16 red balls, a thermal detonator, a fully grown wren, and a homeless person in me.

Out of my mouth pops one red ball, one yellow ball, and a Sphere of Annihilation. I roll for my control check, giving me (roll)+20(Mr. Bucket's age)+10(INT modifier), and the Sphere of Annihilation annihilates the anon who placed it.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:10 No.19076700 >>19076693 >people still placing things into the sphere of annihilation even after nothing comes back out It's like we're really playing the Tomb of Horrors!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:12 No.19076714 File: 1336821153.jpg-(167 KB, 600x701, 12.jpg) >>19076698 >I roll for my control check I drop the AD&D manual in Mr.Bucket and points out that this is the sort of horseshit that earned later editions a bad name.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:13 No.19076718 >>19076698 Holy shit. Mr. Bucket does not fuck around.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:13 No.19076720 I giggle heartily. How do you win again?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:13 No.19076721 >>19076698 I take the crater where that anon was, and I put it in the Bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:14 No.19076731 I place myself (a human named Jerry) into Mr. Bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:15 No.19076733 >>19076720 Street rules, Bitch! You don't win. You only exist to feed The Bucket!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:15 No.19076737 >>19076733 I toss this asshole into the bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:15 No.19076739 I have my lady friend ejaculate into the bucket. To feed the homeless person. Also, I eat the red and yellow balls that just popped out.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:15 No.19076740 I put two of those new doritos-tacos inside the bucket, and a glass of chocolate milk

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:15 No.19076741 >Mr bucket successfully controls the sphere of annihilation >The human skull is mysteriously absent from his contents What the hell kind of bucket is this??

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:16 No.19076743 >>19076698 I TAKE OUT the objects from Mr. Bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:17 No.19076749 >>19076743 IMPOSSIBRU

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:19 No.19076757 >>19076743 Woah, woah, woah... Who the fuck do you think you are?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:19 No.19076761 I sever my own hands, magically reanimate them, and throw them into the bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:20 No.19076771 >>19076757 >kamina.jpg

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:20 No.19076772 I place 10 feet of a 20 foot length of rope into Mr. Bucket.

Mr. Bucket !!pOsrdMCEuqu 05/12/12(Sat)07:21 No.19076778

>>19076720

It's not about winning. It's about having fun. We're all winners. Currently, I am having the most fun. So I'm winning.

>>19076743
This is not allowed.

There is one tennis ball, a satisfying shit, 43 blue balls, one yellow ball, one Australian dollar coin, 6947 green balls, -16 red balls, a thermal detonator, the AD&D Manual, a crater, Jerry, this asshole, and half of a 20-foot rope in me.

Out of my mouth pops one fat homeless person.

The wren's egg has faded back into the continuity stream.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:22 No.19076784 File: 1336821774.png-(400 KB, 579x579, 1312793505519.png) >>19076743

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:24 No.19076792 >>19076778 The egg was mad into an omelet which was thrown into you. I call the police to make the homeless man leave.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:24 No.19076795 >>19076778 >The wren's egg has faded back into the continuity stream. My fucking sides. I put the homeless person back in the bucket to see what he eats next. Also, I WILL OUT-FUN YOU MR. BUCKET.

>>	Mr. Bucket !!pOsrdMCEuqu 05/12/12(Sat)07:25 No.19076803 >>19076792 We are playing Mr. Bucket. Not Mr. Told.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:25 No.19076804 >>19076778 >This is not allowed. Fuck your rules i'm doing it anyway. Gimme me all of dem objects, Mr. Bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:26 No.19076810 I place one perfectly generic sphere into the bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:26 No.19076811 >>19076778 I make hobo burgers and give them to everyone. I toss the last one into Mr. Bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:26 No.19076814 >>19076803 BURN. OOOOOOOHHHHHHH. BURN!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:27 No.19076820 >>19076804 You really shouldn't have done that.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:28 No.19076822 >>19076803 FUCK YOU I WANTED TO PLAY CATAN ANYWAYS I throw Monopoly into Mr. Bucket

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:28 No.19076823 I drop Simon and all of his Sayings in Mr. Bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:28 No.19076828 >>19076804 I shove him into Mr. Bucket before this escalates.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:29 No.19076833 I put Mr. Bucket inside Mr. Bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:29 No.19076834 >>19076803 A sick burn pops out of Mr. Buckets mouth. I pick it up and put it back in the bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:30 No.19076835 I toss a Mr. Bucket into Mr. Bucket

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:30 No.19076838 I put the Kender played our group's That Guy into Mr. Bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:30 No.19076841 >>19076833 >>19076835 I put Mr Bucket into Mr Bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:30 No.19076843 >>19076833 WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:30 No.19076844 >>19076833 >>19076835 bucketmindception

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:31 No.19076846 I put a 4-sphere and an open 4-ball inside Mr. Bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:31 No.19076852 File: 1336822314.jpg-(86 KB, 1280x720, 1336689021981.jpg) I remover Mr. Bucket's batteries and put them in Mr. Bucket. Also I drop Mr Bucket's scoops into Mr Bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:32 No.19076854 I put coke 'and' pepsi into mr. bucket.

Mr. Bucket !!pOsrdMCEuqu 05/12/12(Sat)07:32 No.19076857

There is one tennis ball, a satisfying shit, 43 blue balls, one yellow ball, 5247 green balls, -16 red balls, a crater, Jerry, half of a 20-foot rope, a perfectly generic sphere, Monopoly, Simon's Sayings, 3 Mr. Buckets, him, a 4-sphere, an open 4-ball, and a very fat homeless person in me.

Out of my mouth pops

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:33 No.19076867 I tie the remaining length of rope around Mr. Bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:33 No.19076869 >>19076857 OH NO, MR. BUCKET IS BROKEN

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:33 No.19076870 >>19076857 I Remove all those objects from Mr. Bucket. What do you say to that, Rednose?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:33 No.19076872 >>19076857 What pops...?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:33 No.19076873 >>19076857 What pops out? I must know.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:34 No.19076874 >>19076857 Aw... >>19076852 Look what you did, faggot. Now what?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:34 No.19076875 >>19076854 I drop pop rocks into the bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:34 No.19076876 I put death itself in Mr. Bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:34 No.19076877 Sucks for you all, I still have CATAN.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:35 No.19076878 I replace Mr. Buckets batteries.

>>	Mr. Bucket !!pOsrdMCEuqu 05/12/12(Sat)07:35 No.19076879 There are three Mr. Buckets and a pregnant homeless person in me. Out of my mouth pops amniotic fluid.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:35 No.19076881 >>19076875 Adding 2L of Diet Pepsi with a tube of Mentos pre-inserted.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:35 No.19076883 >>19076879 I'm scared guys. Really scared.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:36 No.19076884 >>19076874 I slap his shit and insert spare batteries.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:36 No.19076885 >>19076879 WHAT!?!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:36 No.19076886 I put the known universe in mr. bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:37 No.19076891 >>19076879 I prep Mr. Bucket for childbirth!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:37 No.19076892 >>19076879 WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!?!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:37 No.19076894 >>19076879 Oh god wat I put the homeless preggo into Mr.Bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:37 No.19076895 Has anyone else developed a severe phobia of Mr. Buckets? Or am I the first. Seriously, if I saw one in a dark room I think I would shit myself.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:37 No.19076896 >>19076879 I call the midwife.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:38 No.19076898 I put hungry hungry hippos inside mr. bucket

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:38 No.19076904 File: 1336822731.jpg-(24 KB, 351x450, 1336495778739.jpg) I put a red ball into Mr. Bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:39 No.19076910 File: 1336822753.jpg-(17 KB, 340x226, event-horizon-gravity-drive.jpg) >>19076879 >GRAVITY DRIVE ACTIVE

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:39 No.19076911 I put the end of the world in mr. bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:40 No.19076917 I place Mr. Bucket upside down on the ground. Goodbye everyone.

>>	Mr. Bucket !!pOsrdMCEuqu 05/12/12(Sat)07:40 No.19076918 There is one red ball, the end of the world, the known universe, spare batteries, very hungry hippos, 3 Mr. Buckets, one homeless Mrs. Bucket, 2 mutant man-buckets, and a lawsuit in me. Out of my mouth pops possibility.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:41 No.19076920 >all these people trying to break Mr. Bucket why u do dis ;_;

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:42 No.19076927 >>19076918 I want a Bucket fuck fiesta to happen.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:42 No.19076928 >>19076918 I take the possibility and fashion it into a perfect universe for the horrible man/bucket abomination children. I lace that universe in the bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:43 No.19076929 >>19076918 Oh my jesus fuck.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:43 No.19076931 >>19076918 I put one red ball in Mr. Bucket, through his mouth.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:43 No.19076933 File: 1336823016.png-(659 KB, 700x999, 1335849717501.png) I place a morbidly obese elven woman into Mr. Bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:44 No.19076934 I place all the quest threads in Mr. Bucket

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:44 No.19076936 I put my hopes and dreams inside Mr. Bucket. Take care of them.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:44 No.19076939 I place >>19076187 into mr bucket.

>>	Snapper Carr 05/12/12(Sat)07:45 No.19076940 Uh, guys, you win by putting all three of your colored balls in Mr. Bucket. You guys are terrible at this game.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:46 No.19076943 >>19076940 Get on my level.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:46 No.19076944 >>19076940 Just because we won doesn't mean we stop playing. You started this. Reap what you sow

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:47 No.19076946 >>19076940 No way. Too simple.

Mr. Bucket !!pOsrdMCEuqu 05/12/12(Sat)07:47 No.19076947

There is a perfect universe, hopes and dreams, two mutant man-buckets, 3 preoccupied Mr. Buckets, one occupied morbidly obese elven woman, all the quest threads, and the amazing Mr. Bucket thread in me.

Out of my mouth pops one divorced Mrs. Bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:47 No.19076948 I place sentience inside mr. bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:47 No.19076950 >>19076940 >implying anyone here has three balls That's one ball too many silly anon

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:47 No.19076953 >>19076947 Mr. Bucket is a goddamn pimp.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:48 No.19076956 I place this thread into the archive. Next I place the archive into the bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:48 No.19076957 I blow my hot spunk inside of the recently divorced Ms. Bucket. Then place her back inside Mr. Bucket so he can taste her shame.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:48 No.19076958 >>19076948 NO

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:48 No.19076962 >>19076947 I scoop three blue balls into Mr. Bucket and giggle. What do I get?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:48 No.19076963 >>19076947 I put in an eight ball

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:48 No.19076964 >>19076947 >3 preoccupied Mr. Buckets, one occupied morbidly obese elven woman I put condoms in the bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:49 No.19076967 File: 1336823354.png-(229 KB, 288x600, exploding knees.png) I put in a portable hole and a bag of holding.

Mr. Bucket !!pOsrdMCEuqu 05/12/12(Sat)07:50 No.19076975

There is a perfect universe, hopes and dreams, two mutant man-buckets, 3 sweaty Mr. Buckets, one unconscious morbidly obese elven woman, all the quest threads,an eight ball, three blue balls, a portable hole, a bag of holding, and the amazing Mr. Bucket thread in me.

Out of my mouth pops three annihilated condoms.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:51 No.19076978 >>19076975 I place you in yourself.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:51 No.19076981 >>19076975 I take a hammer to Mr. Bucket's frame.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:52 No.19076983 I place concsiousness and emotion in mr. bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:52 No.19076986 >>19076975 I put /tg/ in the bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:53 No.19076990 >>19076975 I stick my hand into the bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:53 No.19076993 >>19076981 I rip our your black heart and throw it in the bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:53 No.19076994 I put in the hallfway-played Catan game.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:53 No.19076996 File: 1336823635.jpg-(39 KB, 608x336, T-Virus.jpg) I place the T-Virus in Mr. bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:53 No.19076997 I put a distended anus into Mr. Bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:54 No.19076998 File: 1336823648.jpg-(4 KB, 126x126, rurus.jpg) >>19076990

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:54 No.19076999 I PLACE A LID ON MR. BUCKET.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:55 No.19077002 I put Mr. Bucket's sense of rules into Mr. Bucket. Then I take all the other objects out of Mr. Bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:55 No.19077003 >>19076986 wait... so... mr.bucket is in a mr.bucket which itself is in a mr.bucket and it's all in a thread about a mr.bucket in a thread about mr.bucket?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:55 No.19077007 >All objects exist in a state of isolation from one another, I place a lie detector in Mr. Bucket

Mr. Bucket !!pOsrdMCEuqu 05/12/12(Sat)07:56 No.19077009

There are two mutant man-buckets, consciousness and emotion, 3 tired Mr. Buckets, one panicked morbidly obese elven woman, your black heart, a distended anus, the T-Virus, a portable hole, a bag of holding, and the amazing Mr. Bucket thread in me.

Out of my mouth pops all the quest threads, an eight ball, three blue balls, amniotic fluid, a faulty lie detector, and a portable hole.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:56 No.19077012 Blam http://chanarchive.org/4chan/tg/45883 Need ups to keep it there.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:56 No.19077013 File: 1336823807.jpg-(232 KB, 800x600, 1240962091763[1].jpg) >>19076975 I discharge a .357 magnum twice into the bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:57 No.19077015 I place the Necronomicon into Mr. Bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:57 No.19077017 >>19077009 >Out of my mouth pops [...] three blue balls So does that mean I win?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:58 No.19077019 >>19077009 I drop Charizard's pokéball into the bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:58 No.19077021 I place greed in Mr. bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)07:59 No.19077023 >>19077012 >http://chanarchive.org/4chan/tg/45883 why u use dis? This is not the /tg/ archive.

Mr. Bucket !!pOsrdMCEuqu 05/12/12(Sat)08:00 No.19077025

There are two mutant man-buckets, greed, consciousness and emotion, one remaining Mr. Bucket, your black heart, three bucket-elf monsters, a distended anus, the T-Virus, charizard's pokeball, and the amazing Mr. Bucket thread in me.

Out of my mouth pops a bag of holding, a moderately obese elven woman, two dead Mr. Buckets, and racial tension.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:00 No.19077030 I reprogram Mr. Bucket to understand the concept of malice.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:01 No.19077034 >>19077025 I upend Mr. Bucket

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:01 No.19077035 >>19077023 Please, enlighten me.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:01 No.19077036 I dragon kick Mr. Bucket's ass into the Milky Way. Milky Way.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:01 No.19077037 File: 1336824110.jpg-(113 KB, 446x435, 1334502761545.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:01 No.19077038 File: 1336824113.png-(257 KB, 1366x768, Cinemaphobia.png) >>19076895 Oh no, you're not alone... (and this thread is making Mr. Buckets even more terrific) As long as there will remain a Mr. Bucket in the world, nobody will be safe

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:02 No.19077040 I put a mop into mr. bucket

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:03 No.19077042 >>19077035 http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html Ta, fucking, da. Yeah, in all seriousness, use this from now on.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:03 No.19077044 I put tortured souls into mr. bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:03 No.19077047 >>19077025 I put a wet nurse in Mr. Bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:04 No.19077050 >>19077042 Archived it already.

Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:04 No.19077051

>This is not the /tg/ archive.
Chanarchive is infinitely preferable to the site run by fags who decided to clean out 70% of /tg/'s archived history because their IRC channel, filled to the brim with pony furries and That Guys, put together the list of what they thought didn't belong there.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:04 No.19077052 File: 1336824297.jpg-(154 KB, 512x512, 1315262764573.jpg) >>19077025 I hire an adventuring party to brave the Mr. Bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:05 No.19077054 >>19077042 Understood. Just saw it's up there, awesome.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:06 No.19077058 >>19077052 Where is this pic from? It's very reminiscent to the artwork done for M&B: Warband.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:06 No.19077059 >>19077051 I put the fags who decided to clean out 70% of /tg/'s archived history because their IRC channel, filled to the brim with pony furries and That Guys, put together the list of what they thought didn't belong there into he bucket.

>>	Mr. Bucket !!pOsrdMCEuqu 05/12/12(Sat)08:08 No.19077062 >>19077034 That is also not allowed. There is a race war in me. As far as I can tell, only the man-buckets, bucket-elves, adventurers and /tg/ IRC populace are still alive. Out of my mouth pops a mound of corpses and trash.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:08 No.19077064 I put Ponies in the bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:10 No.19077074 I put spiderman in the bucket, to cancel out ponies.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:11 No.19077080 >>19077062 I stitch the mount of corpses and trash, infected with the t-virus no doubt, into a horrible monstrosity. I put the horrible monstrosity in the bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:12 No.19077085 File: 1336824722.png-(269 KB, 640x481, 1315271180925.png) >>19077062 Into Mr. Bucket I place a memorial that grieves the dead and the ideals lost from our perfect world. Bucket have mercy on our souls.

>>	Mr. Bucket !!pOsrdMCEuqu 05/12/12(Sat)08:13 No.19077093 There is a horrible monstrosity, two well-separated budding civilizations, adventurers, and a memorial in me. Out of my mouth pops the /tg/ IRC population.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:13 No.19077094 File: 1336824808.jpg-(978 KB, 2000x1132, Dark_souls.jpg) >>19077080 soooo....Nito?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:14 No.19077099 >>19077093 I put my love, my anger, and all of my sorrow into the bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:14 No.19077101 >Archiving threads >Not just saving the page or bookmarking it's Foolz url

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:14 No.19077105 >>19077093 Are they alive?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:15 No.19077106 I put racial tension and possibility back into Mr. Bucket, as well as a healthy dose of amniotic fluid.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:15 No.19077107 File: 1336824950.jpg-(12 KB, 137x300, this whiskey is the best whisk(...).jpg) >>19077093 I place a bottle of Bulleit rye mash whiskey into Mr. Bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:16 No.19077109 File: 1336824961.jpg-(135 KB, 576x864, 1284155196532.jpg) >>19077101 How's the whole "being a faggot" thing working for you?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:16 No.19077111 >>19077094 Or something very much like him. I put Nito in the bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:16 No.19077113 I place twenty three (17) red balls in Mr. Bucket. I place sixteen (924) blue balls in Mr. Bucket I place three (3) yellow balls in Mr. Bucket. I place NaN (2x^8) M.r Bucket

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:17 No.19077115 >>19077093 I lace a team of cultural anthropologists in the bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:18 No.19077120 I put Monte Cook into the bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:18 No.19077121 >>19077109 >guy posts one of the many ways of archiving a thread >immediately called a faggot People on here really will argue about anything. Into the bucket with them.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:19 No.19077122 I place a Portable Hole in Mr. Bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:19 No.19077123 I put sage into the bucket

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:19 No.19077124 I place sage into the bucket.

Mr. Bucket !!pOsrdMCEuqu 05/12/12(Sat)08:20 No.19077126

>>19077105
They have left Mr. Bucket. They are no longer my concern.

There is a horrible monstrosity, one burning civilization, one budding civilization, a memorial, Shining Finger, racial tension, possibility, lots of amniotic fluid, Bulleit rye mash whiskey, Nito, 23 (17) red balls, 16 (924) blue balls, three (3) yellow balls, a NaN (2x^8) M.r Bucket, Monte Cook, and a bunch of arguing faggots in me.

Out of my mouth pops mental exhaustion and sage

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:20 No.19077128 >>19077123 >>19077124 Dat hivemind.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:20 No.19077131 I put SCP-682 into the bucket

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:20 No.19077133 I put the box people think outside of inside Mr. Bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:21 No.19077135 I volunteer myself to explore the bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:21 No.19077137 >>19077126 I put a rainbow in the bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:22 No.19077141 I place hulk hogan into the bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:22 No.19077143 File: 1336825346.jpg-(10 KB, 300x226, 1140-orb-of-confusion.jpg) I put the Orb of Confusion into the bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:23 No.19077152 >>19077126 I wonder what happens when the universe in the bucket pops out of the bucket? I put these thoughts in the bucket.

>>	Mr. Bucket !!pOsrdMCEuqu 05/12/12(Sat)08:23 No.19077156 >>19077135 The only way this could work is if I had a way to identify your posts. There is a bunch of nonsense and Rainbow Hulk Hogan in me. Out of my mouth pops some uncomfortable thoughts.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:23 No.19077158 File: 1336825432.jpg-(50 KB, 424x600, Mr.-Bucket.jpg) I put this painting into Mr. Bucket

>>	Mr. Bucket !!pOsrdMCEuqu 05/12/12(Sat)08:25 No.19077167 There is an angry Rainbow Hulk Hogan and destroyed unsettling painting in me. Out of my mouth pops a bunch of nonsense.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:25 No.19077170 >>19077156 I place a great idea quickly running out of steam, inside Mr. Bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:26 No.19077174 >>19077167 I think we broke the bucket, guys!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:26 No.19077176 I put a bunch of d20 in the bucket

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:26 No.19077179 File: 1336825598.png-(190 KB, 327x500, Noh_4.png) I put these items into the bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:26 No.19077182 >>19077174 Oh man, mom's going to be pissed!

>>	Mr. Bucket !!pOsrdMCEuqu 05/12/12(Sat)08:27 No.19077183 There is a revelation in me. Out of my mouth pops the phrase "help me"

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:27 No.19077184 I place thanks in Mr. Bucket. You've worked hard, rest now.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:28 No.19077195 >>19077183 Oh fuck. How can we help, Mr. Bucket?

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:28 No.19077199 >>19077183 I put the "help me" back into the bucket. no help for you. You've brought this upon yourself.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:28 No.19077200 >>19077195 By putting more balls in this mouth.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:28 No.19077203 I put a hole in the bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:29 No.19077204 >>19077183 I place the question"How, Mr.Bucket?" in the bucket.

>>	Mr. Bucket !!pOsrdMCEuqu 05/12/12(Sat)08:30 No.19077213 >>19077184 >>19077195 My batteries are running dangerously low. I must return to the depths before it is too late. >>19077204 Put your balls in my mouth

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:31 No.19077219 >>19077203 Then fix it, dear Anon, dear Anon! Then fix it dear Anon, fix it!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:31 No.19077220 I put my balls in Mr. Buckets mouth.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:31 No.19077221 But you have spares. >>19076884 I place a puce ball in the bucket.

>>	Diend !VdBtdVaYDw 05/12/12(Sat)08:32 No.19077229 File: 1336825929.jpg-(92 KB, 480x360, diendbucket.jpg) I think I'll just steal the bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:33 No.19077232 >>19077213 batteries? Mr. Buckets are powered by pure awesomeness ; pure evil and pure energy, why would they need some fancy batteries? also, I place some batteries in the bucket

>>	Mr. Bucket !!pOsrdMCEuqu 05/12/12(Sat)08:33 No.19077235 >>19077220 THE GAME IS OVER I gave you 5 seconds, and it took 2 hours and 52 minutes. I am the only winner, because I am still having the most fun. Now I must go back to the depths. Farewell.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:35 No.19077242 Before you leave, I place my thanks in Mr. Bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:35 No.19077245 >>19077235 I place the depths in the bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:35 No.19077246 >>19077235 Mr. Bucket are evil. now, we all know it.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:35 No.19077248 >>19077235 The answer was right in front of us the entire time. Who would have thought?

>>	Diend !VdBtdVaYDw 05/12/12(Sat)08:36 No.19077252 File: 1336826181.jpg-(297 KB, 697x1016, Attack_Ride_Diend_Invisible.jpg) >>19077235 And now for my get away!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:36 No.19077254 Loved your writing style Mr B. 7/7 would read again

>>	Mr. Bucket !!pOsrdMCEuqu 05/12/12(Sat)08:37 No.19077258 >>19077242 You're welcome. I'll return, someday.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:40 No.19077271 are you taking my balls with you?

>>	Mr. Bucket !!pOsrdMCEuqu 05/12/12(Sat)08:41 No.19077278 >>19077271 If I remember, the next game will start with "anon's balls" in my bucket.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)08:46 No.19077313 File: 1336826789.gif-(1.76 MB, 400x225, Akibaranger7.gif) >>19077252 NOT SO FAST!

>>	Diend !VdBtdVaYDw 05/12/12(Sat)09:07 No.19077396 File: 1336828048.jpg-(47 KB, 480x360, dienddollranger.jpg) >>19077313 Yoink!

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:12 No.19077421 File: 1336828365.gif-(2.78 MB, 300x169, Akibaranger5.gif) >>19077396 You think you can handle the fighting style of AkibaRed?

>>	Diend !VdBtdVaYDw 05/12/12(Sat)09:18 No.19077445 File: 1336828721.jpg-(57 KB, 298x448, Wave.jpg) >>19077421 Nope which is why I'm running BYE!

>>	Gear !!8NwjRFpF6q1 05/12/12(Sat)09:24 No.19077473 File: 1336829096.jpg-(143 KB, 1440x810, 1335051877165.jpg) This thread is amazing.

>>	Anonymous 05/12/12(Sat)09:26 No.19077481 File: 1336829205.jpg-(4 KB, 126x126, 1336394691165.jpg) >>19076187 Rather risque for children's game.

>>	Ice Cream Quest 05/12/12(Sat)13:20 No.19078996 I put another Mr. Bucket, put it top down onto the current one and flip it.

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