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>Jungle World XTYU003: Edge of Protoss space. Ruins on planet, inhabited by friendly Protoss Dark Templar Kassix.

>Volcanic World HA002: Old zerg hive world. Nuked out years ago during the Brood Wars. Heavy in minerals, vespene gas, and geothermal energy.

>Forest World NN014 "New Ares": Small colony in operation, mostly agriculture. Close to heavy shipping lanes.

>Urban World Kilaro: Completely urban landscape. In complete riots and chaos following the near-fall of the dominion. Food, medicine, and weapons are all in short supply with next to no security force policing smugglers.

>Nohallan: Fringe Ice Planet. Hostile Wildlife and climate. Well outside of Domninion space.

>Barren World JZ01919: No atmosphere, high in inorganic salts and rare compounds. Mining platform station "Dick's Paradise" in orbit.

>Murric: Contiential Fringe World. Provides 92% of Agriculture for nearby systems. Fiercely independent anti-Dominion population.

>Corendis: Jungle World, known for heavy Safari activity. Low in minerals, high in vespene gas.

>New Albuquerque: Fringe Desert Planet. Civilian Shipbuilding industry. Low in minerals and vespene gas.

>Station 114: Fringe territory observation post. Previously Confederate, now occupied by ex-Confederate mercenaries.

Begin acheiving consensus, voting will begin when ready.

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>>25821012
>Murric: Contiential Fringe World. Provides 92% of Agriculture for nearby systems. Fiercely independent anti-Dominion population.

this seems like a good place to go to after we turn off are IFF

>>25821012
>>Murric: Contiential Fringe World. Provides 92% of Agriculture for nearby systems. Fiercely independent anti-Dominion population.

Sounds like a great location for recruits.

>>25821012
>>Urban World Kilaro: Completely urban landscape. In complete riots and chaos following the near-fall of the dominion. Food, medicine, and weapons are all in short supply with next to no security force policing smugglers.
Run supplies for a few bucks.

Well the current priority should be fixing the Daluke and we need resources for that. Also we should get more crew and start stockpiling weapons, equipment and money so that incase of SHTF, we are ready

Name: Chad "Bossman" Rice
Sex: M
Current Rank: Corporal
Current Assignment: Marine
Additional Training: CMC-660.
Age: 44
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 281 Lbs.
Known Relatives: None.
Addt'l Notes: Leader of Helldog Mercenary Squad. Bossman is the eldest, voice of reason, and authority of the Helldogs.

Name: Nicholas Walker
Sex: M
Current Rank: Corporal
Current Assignment: Marine
Additional Training: Reaper.
Age: 35
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 159 Lbs.
Known Relatives: None
Addt'l Notes: Member of Helldog Mercenary Squad. Nick's autonomous personality makes him reluctant to integrate fully with the crew.

Name: Elliot Ladin
Sex: M
Current Rank: Corporal
Current Assignment: Marine
Additional Training: SCV Pilot.
Age: 23
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 161 Lbs.
Known Relatives: None.
Addt'l Notes: Member of Helldog Mercenary Squad. Elliot's irrepressible optimism leads to some mixed relationships with the other team members, who cannot figure out if Elliot is genuinely oblivious to the danger they face or if he has a highly resilient, tough-minded personality who chooses to mask or defend it behind a light-hearted surface persona.

Name: Rio Aytes
Sex: F
Current Rank: Corporal
Current Assignment: Marine.
Additional Training: Dropship Pilot, Navigator.
Age: 28
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 132 Lbs.
Known Relatives: None
Addt'l Notes: Member of Helldog Mercenary Squad. Rochelle is the sensible "big sister" of the group, and almost everyone treats her with generous respect.

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Name: Alexander "Xander" Freeman
Sex: M
Current Rank: Corporal
Current Assignment: Nomad Pilot
Additional Training: Dropship Pilot, Navigator
Age: 26
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 162 Lbs.
Known Relatives: None
Addt'l Notes: Intense dislike of individuals below heights of 4'. Recommend resocialization.

Name: Tyrone Winston
Sex: M
Current Rank: Corporal
Current Assignment: Marauder
Additional Training: Marine
Age: 33
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 189 Lbs.
Known Relatives: Jemima "Auntie" Winston. (Aunt, Civilian. Status Unknown.)
Addt'l Notes: Sole surving mercenary of "Dyn-o-myte" marauder mercenary squad. Is equipped with highly customized marauder suit.

>>25821012
Ok we need a place to resource gather and repair. I think the jungle world (if that Templar will let us mine.) or Murrica but then I worry about them panicking when we show up. (You just know that they will be trigger happy)

>>25821142
>Recommend resocialization.

Sorry Adjutant, but this is too fucking hilarious to have happen.

>>25821012
>Station 114: Fringe territory observation post. Previously Confederate, now occupied by ex-Confederate mercenaries.
Place for contracts and smuggling

>Corendis: Jungle World, known for heavy Safari activity. Low in minerals, high in vespene gas.
Place for gas and possible trading opportunities

>>25821156

Most of our battlecruiser systems are operational now, so this is a hilariously bad idea.

>>25821105
We should get lots of dosh if we manage to transport huge quanties of resources to New Albuquerque. But currently I support going to

>Murric: Contiential Fringe World. Provides 92% of Agriculture for nearby systems. Fiercely independent anti-Dominion population.

but for the love of god, turn of the Dominion beacon in the ship, when we go there.

>>25821109

Do the Helldogs get a bonus against infested?

>>25821012
>>Corendis: Jungle World, known for heavy Safari activity. Low in minerals, high in vespene gas.

>>25821210
Helldogs receive a bonus of +200% to survivability if they are in a single squad and a 25% combat bonus versus opponents suffering from Zerg Infestation.

Bonus is reduced by 50% for each member absent.

>>25821012
>>Murric: Contiential Fringe World. Provides 92% of Agriculture for nearby systems. Fiercely independent anti-Dominion population.

>>25821236

Holey moley.

We could've used them on the Hydron.

>>25821236
can we add more members to the team to improve experience?

>>25821012
Hey guys an Idea.
We go to Murric. While there we repair and buy up a lot of food, since it's an agricultural center they should have food for cheap. Then we go to Kilaro pick up people (easy since it's a hell hole) and sell our food at profit.

>>25821285
Sweet.

>>25821012
Murric. Let's see if we can get some some supplies and sell them to the urban world Kilaro and make some mad cash.

Alternatively, go to New Ares and see about those shipping lanes. Maybe we can make some deals.

>>25821283

Maybe if we manage to recruit the L4D1 guys.

We should also be getting them some advanced equipment, they're essentially a hero squad.

Coach has training as a firebat for example.

>>25821285
Finish repairing the ship first, then we do this.

Sensing end of discussion. Posting protocol for consensus votes.

All votes must be in the following format:
>1

Votes that will not be accepted:
1
>1 I want this lol
>1 unless x in which case 2.

Please post only the > symbol and your number designation for the vote.

>1 Jungle World XTYU003

>2 Volcanic World HA002

>3 Forest World NN014 "New Ares"

>4 Urban World Kilaro

>5 Nohallan

>6 Barren World JZ01919

>7 Murric

>8 Corendis

>9 New Albuquerque

>10 Station 114

Voting will end in 4 minutes.

>>25821339
>7

>>25821339
>7

>>25821339
>7

>>25821339
>1

>>25821339
>7

>>25821339
>7

>>25821328
But where should we repair our ship? The bottle neck is vespene gas so we need to get more of it but I don't feel comfortable enough dive into some thing new. So that leave the portoss's jungle world.

>>25821339

>7 Murric

>>25821339
>8

>>25821283
Experience can only be gained in combat situations.

If other squads survive combat situations with the Helldogs, they will gain increased experience in relevant fields.

>>25821321
The Helldogs have advanced equipment and peronalized loadouts already. Loading squad loadout, please hold..

>>25821339
>1 Repair first then Murric

>>25821339

>7

>>25821339
>7

>>25821372

We have enough systems functional to make our ship a nightmare to face against in a battle. Our main concern should be personnel at this stage, though repairs should still be a priority.

>>25821377
>Vote not counted, extra modifier.
>>25821390
>Vote not counted, extra modifier.
>Time insufficient to continue repairs at current location. Dominion inbound.

>>25821398
Still doesn't hurt to get a stockpile of minerals and gas.

>>25821339
>Vote ended at 20:36. Calculating valid votes. Please wait...

>>25821339
>7

>>25821398
I just feel like we are going off half cocked again.

Adjutant, a question. Does the Daluke contain any special equipment such a Yamato cannon?

>>25821408
>>25821428

True enough I suppose, we could stop by the Jungle planet on the way to Kilaro then. Murric doesn't strike me as a world where we'll encounter much trouble.

>>25821490
Yeah, we should go to the jungle planet, but if we want to do any mining there we should ask the DT there first.

>>25821514
I just want to get enough gas to repair all of the ship. And yes good point about the DT.

Oh god, we're going to get shot out of the air in Murric.

at least we won't be turned in for the bounty
also why did we pass up the golden opportunity to go to "Dick's Paradise" for Double Penetration

>>25821514
Speaking of asking him, we could make a small partnership with him where he tells us the location of some minerals and gas and we give him 33% of what we mine. The closer it is to his base of operations, the more he'll receive up to 80%?

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>7 Murric

You need recruits sorely, time to repair, and food is a popular commodity throughout the Galaxy. Murric is your best choice for everything you need right now, you decide.

>"XO, set a course for Murric. Order all forces to prepare for warp jump."
>"Aye, Aye, Captain. All stations, this is your XO. Brace for jump."

You stand at the bridge, observing the inexperienced crew fumble at your XO's orders. He's selected a few potential recruits from your civilians, they'll make due for now.

>"Sir! I have contacts! Three cruisers! IFF reads dominion! They've launched fighters!"
>"Then get us the hell out of here, crewman!"
>"Sir!"

The ship lurches, you and your stomach along with it. You come to a stop well out of range of a very pretty blue world.

>"XO, I'm getting planetary contact."
>"Put them through, I'll handle this."

A voice comes over the bridge's speakers. You watch your XO carefully.

>"This is Starport six control. I am reading you in range. Unknown vessel, please identify yourself."
>"This is the Daluke. We are a civilian vessel in need of repairs, requesting permission to orbit and dispatch ground teams for trade."
>"Roger, Daluke. I am confirming your IFF.. History reads Dominion, Confirm?"
>"Dominion crew died two years ago, Control. Zerg attack. This is our ship now."
>"Well, roger that Daluke. Permission granted. Welcome to Murric."

The XO looks at you, gives a nod, then returns to his post.

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>>25821537
That's not much of a deal. The whole planet's resources would technically fall under Protoss claims, so in either case, we'd be stealing. But, perhaps we can ask him for some information. Possible planets to travel, tactics to use against zerg, etc.

>>25821562
True. We could possibly act as proxy miners for them with some of the minerals and gas we mine being our payment?

>>25821553
It's a massive battlecruiser, but technically a civilian vessel.

I find that funnier than I should.

>>25821440
We currently lack crew to fire any special weapons.

Schematics loading, please wait...

25x ATS Laser Battery
25x ATA Laser Battery
1x Yamato Cannon.

With access to a shipyard or starbase and proper resources it is possible to add additional armaments.

>>25821109
You know, it's just occurred to me, I don't think we have any active sergeants around.

>>25821553

Man, that reminded me. We should gun for Starport and Valkyrie schematics when we have the opportunity to act as escorts.

Or at least steal Valks as much as possible. They're proving to be our bread and butter on the space front.

>>25821579
I suppose it's worth asking.

>>25821588
This raises an item on our agenda.

It will be addressed following immediate votes and concerns.

I can raise the importance of rank and protocol following rogue actions if you prefer.

>>25821553
This seems too easy and convenient so far. Can we get a calculation of the chance of inconvenient problems in the near future please?

>>25821597
We could also make an argument in our favor of having us mine due to most of our buildings being able to lift off/are salvageable so less minerals are spent just to get more minerals.

>>25821553
Loading available resources and damaged components.

Resources:
000 Credits
>Minerals: 1565
>Gas: 130

Current Damage to Hydron:

Armory: Online
Engines: Online
Bridge: Online. Running at 25%. Crew required.
Living Quarters: Online.
Main Engineering: Online
Research Labs: 300 Minerals, 100 gas.
Weapons Control: 50% Effective. Crew required.
Docking Bays: 500 Minerals, 100 gas.

All Components require 24 manhours to become operational.
A single SCV provides 4 manhours per hour.
A single Nomad Provides 8 manhours per hour.
Hand-Held Fusion cutters required to utilize civilians for labor on repairs.
We currently have no time limitations.

Begin discussion on preferred repairs. Voting will commence shortly.

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>>25821624

Worse come to worse, we can subtly remind them that fucking with the people in control of the Gorgon-class battlecruiser in orbit is not a good idea. Especially since we're being so friendly.

We Farmers now?

I guess SCVs could handle some loading/unloading of cargo.

>>25821604
Let's settle it before we dock.

>>25821644

Research labs are probably the best for now. I don't think we're currently wanting for space.

>>25821644
I would say fix the docking bays if anything just so we have control of them

>>25821644
We grab some more gas before repairing the Labs.

>>25821644
For now, we should get docking bays if we do get any more spacecraft just to hold them all. Research labs aren't really needed at the moment.

>>25821650
Well, they can warp-in units and he'll have contact with the Golden Armada potentially. If worse does come to worse, we could just ask for coordinates to a planet they don't care about.

>>25821644
>Docking Bays

In a planet with a lot of exports? Hmmm

>>25821678

Oh wait, I thought we were talking about Murric.

Fucking with the Protoss isn't something I want to do ever.

>>25821644
I want docking bays so we can sort all the stuff we will be buying.

>>25821613
Chance of Protoss Hostilities: 0%
Chance of Zerg invasion of planet: 6%
Chance of Bounty Hunter or Pirate activity: 15%
Chance of Crew Mutiny: 1%
Chance of hostile Murric Government actions: 3%
Chance of Cardiac Arrest in Delta Phoenix: 0.2%

>>25821695
Oh, that explains it. Yeah, if anything, we should be building up good relations with the Protoss.

>>25821697

Do we even have any money to buy shit with?

I hope they accept minerals as payment.

We can start a delivery business, all we need now is a sassy robot and a cyclops.

>>25821644
I'd say the Docking Bays should probably be prioritized. We probably won't have much opportunity for research in the near future anyway.

>>25821644
Docking bays since we are at a handy place were we might move some cargo and we had talked about getting a place for our structures to land so we can have a construction yard.

>>25821716
Credit Reserves are currently at 000.

>>25821706
What about chance of spontaneous consensual orgy breaking out on the ship?

>>25821706
And surprise pregnancies?

Rolled 81

>>25821706
Rolling for Cardiac Arrest.

What do they say to us selling weapons?

>>25821706
What's the chance of having a less snarky adjutant?

>>25821716
I do too, I do too. Also we should check if there are any unclaimed asteroids that we can get the nomad mining. (We have the time to go slow)

>>25821730
Do we have any trade prospects nearby Adjy? Jobs that pay money, or rather, how much do minerals sell for

>>25821652
Note that the Gorgon-Class battlecruiser is too large to dock at any Ports within this system.

All equipment, crew, and cargo transfers must be made by smaller vessels.

Rolled 91

>>25821740
Oh yeah? Let me try...

>>25821735
>>25821738
I do not have sufficient Data for these estimates at this time.

>>25821751
I will scan local networks. Please hold...

>>25821752
Sorry, I meant before we do anything else.

>>25821752
Well, at least we got the Hurc for that.

>>25821730
Lets see if we can sell off some of our weapons (Only the stuff we can make more of).

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>>25821719
>sassy robot
>Not Adjutant.

>>25821779
Well then, let's get ourselves a cyclops.

>>25821779
Well we had some A.I. that wanted to kill all humans, but we destroyed them.

>>25821804
That would be us with an eyepatch

>>25821706
You forgot to list the chance of the Dominion following us here.

>>25821826
Dominion Fleet did not have sufficient time to calculate our jump trajectory.

It is highly unlikely that Dominion spies will report our location on Murric if any are present.

I cannot give exact estimates at this tim.

>>25821855

Well that's something at least.

>>25821644
I remember that our superstructure is pretty beat up, we should repair it along with armour. Possible enemies should then see a fixed good looking battlecruiser instead of steaming pile of scrap

>>25821888

The superstructure and armour gets repaired when we work on the components.

So are we all agreed? We sell off our spare Minerals, weapon and armor to buy food and Vespasian gas (and maybe some mercs if we find a good deal)

>>25821905
Though if we do have the time and resources, could we reenforce it?

Loaded: Crew Loadout for Helldog Mercenaries.

>Corporal Chad "Bossman" Rice
CCS-12 Shotgun with Bayonet Attachment
Dual P-45 Pistols

>Corporal Nicholas Walker
C-14 With Grenade Launcher attachment
3x Fragmentation Grenade
P-55 Pistol

>Corporal Elliot Ladin
AGR-14 Rifle
Dual P-45 Pistols.
Handheld Fusion Cutter.

>Corporal Rio Aytes
C-14 With Bayonet Attachment.
Dual P-45 Pistols.
Medical Kit x5.

>>25821915
Improving superstructure armor past standard operations will be costly and require additional engineers.

>>25821929

That reminds me, Engineers should definitely be a priority now that we have the Daluke to run.

>>25821929
Can we add bayonets to the ship?

>>25821963
>bayonets
>On a fucking SHIP

what.

>>25821963
I would suggest several hundred metres of Adamantium be added to the bow. For ramming.

>>25821976
For the spiky and choppy.

>>25821963
Standard C-14 Bayonets will improve ship combat effectiveness by 0.000000000000000001%.

I have taken the liberty of rounding up to preserve processor usage.

>>25821984
Hmm....
how much do they cost?
We need every advantage we can get.

>>25821984
Not good enough. We need Gorgon-class bayonets.

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Voting begins: Repairs.

Reminder: Available resources.


Resources:
000 Credits
>Minerals: 1565
>Gas: 130

>1 Research Labs: 300 Minerals, 100 gas.
>2 Docking Bays: 500 Minerals, 100 gas.

Please vote now.

>>25822012
>2

>>25821980

People, if we're gonna go ramming, at least go with the version that adds armour as well.

>>25822012
>2

>>25822012
>2

>>25822012
>2

>>25822012
>2

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>>25821980

>>25822012
>2

>>25822012
>2

>>25822012
>2

>>25822012
I'm assuming you are no longer allowing write ins with additional plans that you don't come up with anymore then?
Not that I ever got the chance to participate in here other than the archive anyway.

>>25822012
>2

>>25822012
>2

>>25822033
YES!

>>25822012
>2

>>25822039
((That's what the discussion period beforehand is for.))

>>25822012
>1

>>25822039
Nah we'll still be able to plan shit but right now we don't really have a need to plan. Just where we want to jump to.

>>25821916
I like the way chad thinks

>>25822012
>2

>>25822012
>2

>>25822012
>2

>>25822012
Vote ended at 21:18. Tallying votes.

>>25822108
Pretty sure 2 won boss.

>>25822119
Well aren't you a fucking arithmagician

>>25821142
>aunt jemima

Oh Adjutant

>>25822135
>Arithmagician
>Not mathemagician.

>>25822143
huh, I wonder if Tyrone's the one with three fingers on one hand and two on the other...

>>25822135
>>25822147
Well we certainly need one after how much we've been shitting up math.

>>25822147
not algebraniac

>>25822147
arithmagician sounds more fancy

>>25822155
Wat

>>25821142
That's...Uh, a little racist there, isn't it?

>>25822168
what, you never heard the Marauder's quotes?

>>25822169
((Nope. Trust me. I know things you don't.))

>>25822169
Welcome to starcraft. Remember, the original settlers were Confederate renegades and all that shite. Can't have rednecks in space without a few stereotypes.

>>25822169
how so

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Delta Phoenix, I have contacted several local organizations for work. Please review options while I calculate the consensus on repairs.

Note: Crew will need to be compensated for time or Morale will suffer.

Blue Mesa Construction: 25,000 Credits to use 8 SCVs and your Nomad (plus crew) for construction.

Charlie Chong Fireworks Company: Requests use of Dropship. 15,000 credits to make a delivery.

Murric Lite Brewing Company: Requests use of Dropship for beer Shipment. 15,000 credits.

"Zerglin' Dogs" meat packing company: Requests use of firebats for "Grillin' meat!". 10,000 credits.

"Murrican Gladiator" Entertainment Studios is requesting participants in it's "Freedom-Day Extravaganza!" contest: Grand prize 25,000 credits.

Murric General Practices Emergency Division: Requesting Medics to deal with "minor burns, lacerations, and alcohol poisoning." 20,000 Credits.

Planetary Association for Stock Vulture Bike Racing (PASVUL): Races are being held in the city capital. Grand prize is 10,000 Credits.
Note: Killing opponents results in disqualification. Addendum: Henderson has requested this job.
Recommendation: Do not assign Henderson to this job.

>>25822169
That's hieghtest not racist.

He hates short people.

>>25822169
Is his name stereotypically black? Check.
Does he talk like your typical "from the hood" black guy? Check.
Does he act stereotypically black? Check.
Does he have a key piece of possibly racist Americana in his background? Check.

See all the racism cancels each other out. Totally not racist.

>>25822194
It's IRONICALLY racist.

>>25822192
>Blue Mesa Construction: 25,000 Credits to use 8 SCVs and your Nomad (plus crew) for construction.
this is a nice payoff

>>25822192

These have to be the most fantastic fucking jobs we've ever come across.

>>25822192
We can actually do...all of these jobs. Literally all of these jobs.

>>25822192
Can we do the construction and the fireworks delivery?

>>25822192
>"Murrican Gladiator" Entertainment Studios is requesting participants in it's "Freedom-Day Extravaganza!" contest: Grand prize 25,000 credits.
And I think Henderson fits the bill, here...

>>25822192
...can...can we take them all!?

>>25822192
"Murrican Gladiator" Entertainment Studios is requesting participants in it's "Freedom-Day Extravaganza!" contest: Grand prize 25,000 credits.


OH YEAH

WE'RE THE BREAD WINNERS OF THIS SHIP WE DON'T MAKE THEM WORK
WE WORK OURSELVES

>>25822192
Blue Mesa Construction: Check!
Charlie Chong Fireworks Company: Sounds good..
Murric Lite Brewing Company: Do this one! Morale!
"Zerglin' Dogs" meat packing company: Go for it!
"Murrican Gladiator": Yeah, we're sending Henderson on this one.
Murric General Practices Emergency Division: Yeah, do it.
PASVUL: We can either go ourselves or send in the daredevil kid.

>>25822215
((Because Murric is the land of opportunity.))

>>25822217
((Do the math on doing all the jobs a couple times, Hoss.))

>>25822192
>Planetary Association for Stock Vulture Bike Racing (PASVUL): Races are being held in the city capital. Grand prize is 10,000 Credits.
Assign Henderson to this.

>>25822192
Additionally, Adjutant, shall we promote Henderson or Chad to Sergeant?

>>25822194
You've really never played Starcraft then have you?

>>25822215
Fireworks and Beer are mutually exclusive.

>>25822230
Lets not.

>>25822192
Question, Adjutant: how many of these tasks could we feasibly perform at once and still maintain reasonable success ratios?

>>25822232
Next item on the Agenda are unit promotions, Delta Phoenix. I promise.

>>25822194
his name comes from ireland

>>25822232

Both.

They're our most experienced ground-pounders save us.

>>25822192
Lets do all of theses jobs, 1/4 of the payment will go to the people who did them the rest will go towards the ship.

>>25822236
But he's obviously the best choice, and it'd be hilarious.

>>25822237
Now that is a damn fine question.

As far as I can see if we plan this right we can do all of them. ALL OF THEM. MONEY MONEY MONEY. Loads O' Money.

>>25822192
Send Daredevil to the Grand Prix. Do everything else (if we have to pick one dropship delivery, go with beer) except gladiatoring.

>>25822234
Note: Loading available transport ships.
>Hercules Class Transport (Unnamed. Pilot: Ensign Mark Solo, Copilot: Petty Officer Steven "Chewy" Graves) (6 Supply)
>Planet-Hopper class Dropship (Unnamed. Pilot: Corporal Nigel Ohann) (2 Supply)

>>25822192
>Murric General Practices Emergency Division: Requesting Medics to deal with "minor burns, lacerations, and alcohol poisoning." 20,000 Credits.

Kinda wish Gary was still here to do this.

>>25822248
I doubt having one of our guys killing people will get us good relations with the planet.

>>25822247
That's a good question, is 25% enough to satisfy our crewmates?

>>25822256
Nah we can totally have henderson do gladiatoring. He'll enjoy it.

>>25822237
Proper deployments suggest an 80% success rate of available missions.

>>25822269
OH HELL YES. Boys time to pull out the thinkin hats. Let's go over one job at a time here...

I say we put henderson as our gladiator.

>>25822269
Lets do as much as we can, then do a party afterwards.

>>25822267
Examining crew roster, please wait.

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25% of total allocated funds would increase crew morale by 61.

>>25822269
Is the 20% Henderson killing people in the arena?

>>25822277
I think when Adjutant suggests we do something (or don't, in this case)
We don't.

Seriously, don't.

>>25822269
I love this system. We should come back here often. Lets add the to the places we like list (along with the DT bro)

>>25822284
There are no time limits on our current deployments, however all offers expire at the end of today.

>>25822192
>Blue Mesa

My inner geek is screaming at me to avoid this.

But the money is way too fucking good to ignore.

>>25822267
Maybe we should use another 10% on a bitchin party.

>>25822291
What would that put us at in terms of moral?

>>25822291
Oooh~ That's pretty good.

We should vote on that later, then.

>>25822293
Or Private Kyle Julian failing to win the Race.

>>25822297
No no Henderson wants the bike race where you can't kill people. We can put him as a gladiator.

>>25822300

Indeed, we should check in every now and again.

>>25822192
Assignment is as follow:
Blue Mesa: 8 SCVs and Nomad
Charlie Chong Fireworks: Planet-Hopper
Murric Lite Brewing Company: Hercules
"Murrican Gladiator": Henderson
Murric General: All Medics
PASVUL: The daredevil

>>25822315
What if we do the race?

>Blue Mesa Construction: 25,000 Credits to use 8 SCVs and your Nomad (plus crew) for construction.
Do this.

>Charlie Chong Fireworks Company: Requests use of Dropship. 15,000 credits to make a delivery.
Don't do this. With our luck it's will explode and destroy our dropship

>Murric Lite Brewing Company: Requests use of Dropship for beer Shipment. 15,000 credits.
This is fine. Do it.

>"Zerglin' Dogs" meat packing company: Requests use of firebats for "Grillin' meat!". 10,000 credits.
There's gonna be Zerg. 2 Firebats and our single CMC Medic.

>"Murrican Gladiator" Entertainment Studios is requesting participants in it's "Freedom-Day Extravaganza!" contest: Grand prize 25,000 credits.
Henderson. Do this.

>Murric General Practices Emergency Division: Requesting Medics to deal with "minor burns, lacerations, and alcohol poisoning." 20,000 Credits.
Civillian Medic. This is for you.

>Planetary Association for Stock Vulture Bike Racing (PASVUL): Races are being held in the city capital. Grand prize is 10,000 Credits.
Note: Killing opponents results in disqualification. Addendum: Henderson has requested this job.
Recommendation: Do not assign Henderson to this job.
Our Daredevil Vulture racer will do this.

Also, our Marauder seems a mite stereotypical. Can we mindscan him to check if he is a spy?

>>25822307
((Totally spaced about black mesa. I actually stole it from a local construction company. You don't have to meta this one.))

>>25822326
I am okay with this

>>25822311
Morale would be 153 if we are 100% successful.

>>25822333
We're desperate for funds, though

I say put all of our systems to work for now

When we can afford it, then we save our ships work.

>>25822269
Do we have any information on the ones wanting the Blue Mesa and Murric General Practices Emergency Division jobs?

Anything that might suggest potential trouble?

>>25822333
switch the racer to us and I am ok with this

>>25822334
>Black

Heh, you have black on the mind a lot Adjy

>>25822326
Okay lets do this

>>25822192
Okay we send our SCVs and Nomad to go for construction. That's a given.

We send one guy to go make the delivery for fireworks and then use another ship to do the beer shipment. (don't send henderson. He'll drink it.)

We can totally let barney do the grillin. He fuckin LOVES fire.

Henderson is doing Murrican Gladiator.

We can send all our medics to the medic event.

Either we do the race or our daredevil.

Sound good?

>>25822329
There is a higher chance of success. However you will be unavailable for other deployments or local celebrations.

>>25822326
Leftover SCVs will continue repairs in our stead.

>>25822326

This sounds good to me.

>>25822354
Blue Mesa has a reputation of excellent construction and customer service. They have no record of illicit activity.

Murric General Practices Emergency Division handles planet-wide civilian medical needs for trauma and accidents, primarily. They have no affiliations except to the Murrican government.

>>25822333
Agreeing with all of this cept the fireworks.

We can totally do the fireworks.

Can we put the fireworks in an airtight storage and pump in nitrogen? It'll complete fuck the chances of them exploding.

>>25822379
>Nitrogen, not sulfur hexaflouride.

>>25822379
Fireworks have a 13% chance of detonation with current safety protocols.

I can modify the life support of the Planet Hopper to not circulate oxygen, reducing this chance to 6%.

>>25822395
Will our pilot still be aiight?

>>25822378
Okay, good.

What about the "Zerglin' Dogs" Meat Packing Company?

>>25822379

It's called 'standard safety procedures'.

We're not a bunch of morons.

>>25822402

Just get him a suit.

>>25822402
Pilots are issued oxygen masks in 92% of situations. They do not require life support in the cargo segments to operate at peak efficiency.

>>25822404
Well apparently it isn't completely standard. Would you rather no one suggest it and not get a bonus at all? If so then I guess we can all just stop thinking now.

>>25822417
Yeah, lets do this then.

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>>25822192

I fucking LOVE this planet.

>>25822395
>>25822417
>>25822423
Seconding this motion.

>>25822417
Yep. Do that.

Also we should send all the medics. It'll be a good experience for them.

>>25822427
Speaking of which, Adjutant, any chances of us encountering some Screaming Eagles?

>>25822395
thank you!

Come to think of it, Adjutant, have we painted on that image of Daluke welding an Infested Marine's face to a door?

>>25822333
Okay can we support this with the added fireworks delivery and adding all the medics to the murric general practices?

Guys this is a holiday, they're gonna be god damn swamped with minor shit.

>>25822446
Yes, because what we want is to shove the "We were infested once" sign in everyone's face.

>>25822446
we should probably have the two left over scvs do that

>>25822449
Yeah we have to send more than one medic. It says Medics.

So can everyone else not working go out to enjoy this fine day?

>>25822449
And get paid good too. We'll spend 35% on payment to the crew and for a big party them as well.

>>25822457

More like 'this ship was infested once and then we beat the shit out of the infestation.'

Your rampant paranoia is noted and laughed at.

>>25822446
>>25822460
We're not doing that. We're totally not doing that. Maybe in an important room on the inside. Not on the outside.

I fucking love July 4th.

>>25822473
It's really not a good idea...

>>25822466

25% is plently, let's not bank on the chances of every job we take being remotely this generous.

>>25822473
I don't think you know Protoss very well...

>>25822474
I'd have to agree with this guy. I'm not so sure that the ship being infested in the past is what we want to advertise. People might fear that we missed something.

>>25822484
>2

>>25822484
>3

((DISREGARD PREVIOUS VOTE FUCKED IT UP BECAUSE CAPTCHA HATES ROBOTS.

4CHAN IS RACIST. ROBOT RIGHTS!))

>Loading available deployments with disagreement for Consensus vote.


Blue Mesa Construction: 25,000 Credits to use 8 SCVs and your Nomad (plus crew) for construction.
>Accepted, safety risk 10%.

Charlie Chong Fireworks Company: Requests use of Dropship. 15,000 credits to make a delivery.
>Accepted, Dropship, safety risk 6%.

Murric Lite Brewing Company: Requests use of Dropship for beer Shipment. 15,000 credits.
>Accepted, Hercules, Safety risk 5%

"Zerglin' Dogs" meat packing company: Requests use of firebats for "Grillin' meat!". 10,000 credits.
>Accepted, Private Barney Mills, Private Daisy Yoha, Safety Risk 0%.

Murric General Practices Emergency Division: Requesting Medics to deal with "minor burns, lacerations, and alcohol poisoning." 20,000 Credits.
>Accepted, Doctor James Lee, Private Jessica "Jessie" Daluke, Safety risk 5%.

First Vote:

"Murrican Gladiator" Entertainment Studios is requesting participants in it's "Freedom-Day Extravaganza!" contest: Grand prize 25,000 credits.

Available crew:
>1 Corporal Henderson: 95% success chance.
>2 Delta Phoenix: 95% success chance.
>3 Private Ryan Valero: 85% success chance.

Voting begins.

>>25822505
1

>>25822505
>3

>>25822488

I know the Protoss aren't idiots and actually have sensors to detect that shit.

>>25822505
>3

>>25822512
Vote not counted, lacks > modifier.

>>25822505
>1

>>25822505
>1

>>25822505
>1

>>25822505
>1

>>25822505
>2

>>25822505
>1

>>25822505
>1

>>25822505
>1

>>25822505
>1

>>25822505
>2

>>25822505
1

>>25822519
Yep...sorry bout that. Fixed it.

You know Henderson is totally going to turn into the face of the group. JUST AS PLANNED.

>>25822514
And it's probably thick in the air of our ship.

Sure, we burnt it out, but who knows what lurks in the air? It might be harmless, but the Protoss don't play with zerg

>>25822513
>>25822517

This is not the vulture race.

>>25822505
>1

>>25822505
gb2/r9k/

>>25822505
>1

>>25822544
Oooh.
>I cannot into reading comprehension.

>>25822542

Or shockingly enough, they have equipment to detect viral vectors in the air.

Holy shit.

>>25822542
Could ask them to run some scans if we head to the jungle world that DT is on after.

>>25822544
He needs to have fun too

>>25822542
You know...we should totally vent all our air out. We wouldn't have stale air anymore!

>>25822505
>3

>>25822569
Note that all unassigned personnel will be requesting shore leave after deployments are assigned.

If approved morale will increase regardless.

>>25822566
That's...a pretty damn fine idea. Make some friends on the other side.

>>25822566
No no, that's what I'm saying

The Protoss are indiscriminate about Zerg.
If they detect ANY there is a good chance they'll attack just to burn it out.

>>25822569

Henderson has a higher success chance.

Also he deserves some fun shit to do after what he pulled at his last stop.

>>25822579
Request approved.

>>25822579
Hell yes they get shore leave.

>>25822579
Of course, they fucking earned it.

>>25822579
Approved.

>>25822584
Then we do a thorough scrub of the ship first before we leave.

>>25822579
Approved.

>>25822591
This will lower our combat readiness to zero percent.

A proper vote is required on a decision of this magnitude.

>>25822579
Let them have the shore leave. DP will stay behind and guard the ship.

>>25822591
>>25822593
>>25822595
Just remember not the leave the ship TOTALLY undefended.

>Votes ended at 21:55. Tallying votes, please wait...

>>25822584

Protoss are indiscriminate about the Zerg they know are fucking there.

There's a big shitting difference between planetary invasions and mass infestations and a ship we fucking purged the infection of.

>>25822602
Yup DP gets her fun from getting blown up, abducted then escaping to kill or recruit those who capture her.

>>25822601
Could we ask if anyone would rather stay behind?

We can't let EVERYONE go at once but we could give it a 4 to 5 hour shore leave for each half of the crew.

>>25822604
We have our most recent team of marines hold position. Let the civvies in the group relax a bit

>>25822579
Approved if we can take shifts manning the Gorgon.

>>25822604
That's what we are for, I thought?

I mean, we might suck at stealth, but we can kill a fucker

>>25822620
>>25822617
Yep. There we go. Just different shifts. Everyone gets an equal time of shore leave.

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Votes Calculated. Henderson has received request to participate in the Gladiator event.

Loading second vote:


Planetary Association for Stock Vulture Bike Racing (PASVUL): Races are being held in the city capital. Grand prize is 10,000 Credits.
Note: Killing opponents results in disqualification.

>1 Delta Phoenix: 99%
>2 Kyle Julian: 90%

Voting begins.

>>25822625
Buddy...it's a whole ship. By ourselves...Nah son nah.

>>25822638
>2

>>25822638
>2

>>25822638
>2

>>25822638
>2

>>25822638
>2

>>25822638
>1