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"You're here early." Rose says flatly as she enters the garage. You and Miho had been the only two in the hanger for the last fifteen minutes, seperating to start maintaining your respective tanks. Currently you were checking the tension on the right-hand tracks. It was basic maintainance and one of the few things short of moving ammo that only required one person to do. It kept you busy and your mind off... things.

You are the commander of the M26 Pershing heavy tank "Black Jack" and you'd prefer to just keep busy at this point. You look up from the wooden block you'd been shoving between the tracks and one of the return wheels. "Felt like be a productive member of the team this morning." You say confidently.

You hope.

Rose climbs up over your work and onto the engine deck. "And you've remembered your jacket today..." She says with sarcastic glee. A noise from the Panzer IV gets her attention. "Miho's here?" She's uncharacteristically talkative this morning. You really don't like this. "Doesn't she normally come to school with the rest of her crew?"

>Play it cool- spaghetti is staying in our pockets today.
>"Um, Rose? Can I talk to you inside the turret, please?"
>Other.
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>>27071233
>Play it cool- spaghetti is staying in our pockets today.
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>>27071233
>>Play it cool- spaghetti is staying in our pockets today.
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>>27071233
>>"Um, Rose? Can I talk to you inside the turret, please?"
Rose. Halp.
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>>27071233

"Um, Rose? Can I talk to you inside the turret, please?"
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>>27071233
>>"Um, Rose? Can I talk to you inside the turret, please?"
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>>27071233

"Maybe she came early to see more beefcake? You never know."
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>>27071233
>Play it cool- spaghetti is staying in our pockets today.
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>>27071233
>"Um, Rose? Can I talk to you inside the turret, please?"
If we don't explain this now, the spaghetti will be unstoppable
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>>27071341
>>27071316
It's a joke from /mlp/.
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>>27071233
>Play it cool- spaghetti is staying in our pockets today.
>"Um, Rose? Can I talk to you inside the turret, please?"
What do you do when you accidentally turn your sports series into a harem comedy?
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>>27071233
>"Um, Rose? Can I talk to you inside the turret, please?"
We need help on this, because shit just got complicated.
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>>27071233
>"Um, Rose? Can I talk to you inside the turret, please?"
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>>27071233
>>"Um, Rose? Can I talk to you inside the turret, please?"

Fuck it, we're going to need the help one way or another.
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so what do we and our crew look like, headcanon wise?
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>>27071233
>"Um, Rose? Can I talk to you inside the turret, please?"

Be honest with Rose, because she WILL found out eventually anyway, and if she doesn't like what she finds she will CRUSH US.
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>>27071506
We look like Everyman McGenericson
Patrick looks like redheaded Irish bastard with a massive bloody taliban beard
Richard is typical suave ladies man
Rose be tall and dark haired
Roy is nerdy but beefy because he lifts shells and says "Up!"
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>>27071608
>Boys
kind of defeats the point of Girls und Panzers, no?
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>>27071608
>>27071506
Where's the drawfags when you need them?

HOW HAVE WE GONE 50+ THREADS
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>>27071639
It's an avoidance measure against Lesbians and Panzer?

If MC was a chick, the waifuing would STILL be here.
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>>27071680
I suppose....
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>>27071639
You know all those movies about how girls can play football?

We're like a movie proving boys can play volleyball. Except Oorai's volleyball team plays tanks.
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>only 3 doujins uploaded for GuP from c84 on sadpanda

FUCKING DAIZ.
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>>27071680
It would likely be worse because of lolskinship.
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>>27071233
>[x] "Um, Rose? Can I talk to you inside the turret, please?"

Get flustered.
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>>27071740
legitimate question, were there any guys shown to be on the Oorai ship? I'm trying to remember if there were, but I'm coming up blank.
It is why that one chick had so many boyfriends at all the different ports.
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>>27071799
There were old dudes, but I don't remember anyone that could've been under about 30.
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>>27071799
1. Yukari's dad
2. ...?
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>>27071799
Saori CLAIMED that, but hadn't had any actual boyfriend yet.
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>>27071506

Well, we're sort of... average. Probably a bit stocky in build.

Patrick is, as was said, redheaded and Irish with a scraggly teenage beard. He's sort of tall and lanky.

Richard takes care of himself- keeps himself very well groomed and dresses fashionably. Think Barney Stinson- if he weren't so obsessed with women he'd probably come off as sort of gay.

Rose and Roy are twins, Rose oddly enough being the taller and more athletic of the two. Roy is bookish and a bit more withdrawn, with a wirey but strong build. (He's not exactly muscley, but he does handle 70lb shells routinely.) They're actually of French Jewish heritage- their grandparents escaped France the occupation.
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>>27071608
so Rose is like this then?
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>>27072157
The girl or the tank
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>>27072157
Except not dressed up like a hoe.
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>>27071959
>French-Jewish heritage
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>>27072249
gurl built like a tank, mang
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>>27072260
>Not liking Pin up style
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>>27071233
>"Um, Rose? Can I talk to you inside the turret, please?"
time to get some help.
DAMN SON! i thought you were going to run this sat! i almost missed it.
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>>27072293
Dude, I LOVE pin-up style. It's just Rose hasn't been depicted as anything beyond fierce big sister. She'd never be caught dead in that.
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>>27072387
Give her time
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>>27072429
or she loses a bet. which ever comes first.
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The track is hanging about a half inch low- the track needs to be tightened a bit. You make a note of this and to have Richard and Patrick change it later. Almost as soon as you're done with the task though, you realise that you're in a bit of a pickle. A pickle of your own making.

God you're bad with women. Even when you aren't. And to figure this out you're going to need help. And not from your crew.

You bite the bullet. "Hey Rose, I think the commander's sight might be off, want to help me confirm that?" You say, glancing at Rose significantly.

As soon as you slip down into the commander's chair behind her a few seconds later she looks back at you. "Now what did you do?"

>"OH GOD HELP ME I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING."
>"So, I might've agreed to go out on a date with Miho."
>Other.
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>>27072508
>>"So, I might've agreed to go out on a date with Miho."
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>>27072491
Don't get my hopes up
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>>27072508
>"So, I might've agreed to go out on a date with Miho."
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>>27072157

Rose: "You want me to wear *that*?" *cracks knuckles*
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>>27072508

>>"So, I might've agreed to go out on a date with Miho."

Pause a heartbeat

>>"OH GOD HELP ME I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING."
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>>27072508
>"So, I might've agreed to go out on a date with Miho."
transitioning into
>"OH GOD HELP ME I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING."
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>>27072508
>>27072610
This.
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>>27072508
ROSE

HOW DO I GIRL

HALP
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>>27072508
Rose, how many women can you have sex with in a 12 hour period before it becomes a legal problem? By which I mean,

>"So, I might've agreed to go out on a date with Miho."
One which I may well be invited on by Yukari as well.
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>>27072610

This.

Perfect.
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>>27072508
>"So, I might've agreed to go out on a date with Miho."

Always play it cool. We're dealing with things in a reasonable manner, and not letting the situation boil over. No reason to flip out.
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>>27072508
>>"OH GOD HELP ME I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING."
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>>27072429
No no, Rose is more the type to wear a completely sensible outfit with no makeup or anything, and somehow make it sexier than any pinup.
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>>27072610
>>27072619

Yes.
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>>27072508
>"So, I might've agreed to go out on a date with Miho."
continued with
>"OH GOD HELP ME I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING."
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>>27072508
>"So, I might've agreed to go out on a date with Miho."
(pause for danamic beat then)
>"OH GOD HELP ME I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING."

>>27072596
you would look wonderful in it.
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>>27072661
Clarification: The type of sexy where it's not sexually arousing yet you can't get it back down
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>>27072508
>"OH GOD HELP ME I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING."
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>>27072508
>"OH GOD HELP ME I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING."
ROSE HALP I ACCIDENTALLY MIHO AND NOW IM GOING ON A DATE PLS WAT DO I DO?
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>>27072508
>"So, I might've agreed to go out on a date with Miho."
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>>27072508
>>"So, I might've agreed to go out on a date with Miho."
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>>27072508
>"So, I might've agreed to go out on a date with Miho."

Keep steady, KEEP STEADY.
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>>27072508

>>"So, I might've agreed to go out on a date with Miho."

Then

>>"OH GOD HELP ME I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING."
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>>27072610

Do this
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>>27072907
we have the spagitte in our pockets... we might lose our grip depends on how Rose reacts.
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>>27072966
Hell, we're in the one place it's safe to just spaghetti out.
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>>27073013
Might want to make sure the radio isn't on.
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>>27073040
>Anzu connected our internal comms to the school PA system
>Every girl in school can hear our confession about how we're not good at this relationship thing
>Locker explodes with love letters
>Miho becomes yandere
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>>27072508
>"So, I might've agreed to go out on a date with Miho."
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Rolled 11

>>27072508
>>27072966
>>27073013
>>27073040
turn radio off, spaghetti so much it spills out of the main gun!
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>>27072610
>>27072619
>>27072696
>>27072699

These
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>>27072610
This right here.
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>>27073091
As long as it doesn't end up a Tayu Tayu situation where each guy is constantly in a state of fatigue from the dozen girl group that claimed him.
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>>27072508
>>"So, I might've agreed to go out on a date with Miho."
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>>27073091
THIS! SO MUCH THIS!
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>>27073091
>yandere miho
I am ok with this

>wouldate cloted
Yes captcha, I would
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>>27073091
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>>27073091
I would be okay with this development.
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>>27072508
>>27072610
This
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You swallow. Hard. You close your eyes and take a deep breath. "So, Miho woke me up this morning... Well, my grandfather woke me up 'cause Miho woke him up so he threw a pillow at me and-" You start to ramble.

"Commander?" Rose says, cocking an eyebrow at you. "Get to the point."

"Well, she came over and I was going to make her breakfast but I needed a shower." You take another breath, trying to center your mind. "So, I thought she was acting wierd so I sort of spied on her when she thought I was in the shower." You're looking at a very interesting warning label over the shell ready-rack at this point.

Rose blinks slowly at you, like a cat who's been pet a few too many times. "...And then?" She says, probably knowing where this is going and considering just what sort of punishment would be appropriate. Probably your leg- you don't need a leg to command a tank.

"Well, she was calling herself stupid and when she kissed me last night for that prank she actually meant it and then I agreed to go with her to the parade and OH GOD, ROSE I DON'T KNOW GIRLS WHAT DO I DO?!" You end up pleading.

Rose sighs inwardly. "Well, at least you managed to screw it up before Yukari knew what she was doing..."

>"Oh God... About Yukari..."
>"What do I do with Miho?"
>Other.
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>>27073791

>>"Oh God... About Yukari..."


Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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>>27073791
>"Oh God... About Yukari..."
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>>27073791
>"Oh God... About Yukari..."
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>>27073321
>>27073179
>>27073173

Back to /a faggots
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>>27073791
>"Oh God... About Yukari..."
>"OH GOD WHAT ABOUT MIHO"
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>>27073791
>"What do I do with Miho?"
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>>27073791
>>"Oh God... About Yukari..."
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>>27073791
>>"What do I do with Miho?"
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>>27073791
>"Oh God... About Yukari..."
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>>27073791
>>"Oh God... About Yukari..."
>>"What do I do with Miho?"
BOTH OF THESE
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>>27073791
>>"Oh God... About Yukari..."
>>"What do I do with Miho?"
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>>27073791
>"What do I do with Miho?"
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>>27073791
>>"Oh God... About Yukari..."
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>>27073791
>>"What do I do with Miho?"
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>>27073791
btw, here, check this out

http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2013/09/06/world-of-tanks-joins-ranks-with-girls-und-panzer/
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>>27073791
>"Oh God... About Yukari..."
OH GOD ROSE HELP ME, I CANNOT GIRLS

>>27073838
You don't have to be from /a/ to appreciate the terrorboner of the yandere
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>>27073791
>[x] "Oh God... About Yukari..."

FLUFFY!
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>>27074241
Yandere worst dere. Even worse than tsundere.
>>
I'm making my way through the backlog of GuP threads you knuckleheads have been making, and before I continue, I need to know one thing.
have they done the Anglerfish dance, yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6Ek3h4HTRE
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>>27074346
Nope. We've dodged it so far.
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>>27074398
this upsets me greatly....
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>>27074346
>>27074398
>>27074409
Blackjack is dragging his feet. i want to get this over with. but we seem to be stuck in a RomCom of GuP.
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>>27074337
>Not better than kuudere or dandere
I disagree with your tastes
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>>27074241
You rang?
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>>27073791
>"Oh God... About Yukari..."
Rose how do three way relationships work where one of the people is bisexual and wants the other 2?
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>>27073791
>"Oh God... About Yukari..."
>"What do I do with Miho?"
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>>27073791
>"What do I do with Miho?"
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>>27073791
>>"Oh God... About Yukari..."

Rose gets to keep her promise.
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You blink, realization hitting you like ice mud in the face. "Wait... What about Yukari?" You ask. "Oh god... Her dad..." You say, choking on everything at once. "And his talk... And I hugged her when she walked me home..."

Rose blinks slowly again before pinching her brow. "Would you slow down?" She says, clearly annoyed. "One thing at a time... Actually..." She shakes her head. "Alright... What happened with Yukari?"

It takes a few minutes to recount the story, right down to the details of her father's talk with you. "...and when I got back home I puked..." You look at her. "What if I don't marry his daughter? He expects me to! I'll wake up one night and he'll be standing over my bed with a straight razor..." Your hands instinctively hold your neck.

Rose stares at you for a second before gentle, by her standards at least, slapping you upside the head. "Shut it." She says before thinking. "First thing is first... You need to choose one, and only one. Because if you waffle on this- if you are indecisive, there will be hell to pay." She cracks her knuckles to emphasize what she means.

>"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."
>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."
>"I... I don't know. I'm bad at this, Rose!"
>Other.
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>>27075182
>"I... I don't know. I'm bad at this, Rose!"
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>>27075182
>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."

Sorry Yukari, but I made my choice long ago.
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>>27075182
>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."
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>>27075182
>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."

Plus, she ASKED US OUT while Yukari knows jack and shit about anything to do with romance.
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>>27075182
>Other.
FUCK THAT NOISE. THREESOME ROUTE.
We already know Yukari has a thing for Miho. We just need to figure out a way to get the both of them along with the idea.
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>>27075182
>>Other.
"I choose both"
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>>27075182
>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."

I'd much rather take my chances with Yukari's dad than actually break Miho's heart.
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>>27075182
>>"I... I don't know. I'm bad at this, Rose!"
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>>27075182
Should I come back later when the wifuing is done? I came here for tonks.
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>>27075182
>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."
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Rolled 5

>>27075182
>>"I... I don't know. I'm bad at this, Rose!"
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>>27075275
Miho would take some time to warm to that idea, so we can go Miho route and have Yukari be a mistress on the side and when Miho is comfortable, we tie her up and DP her with Yukari
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>>27075182
>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."
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>>27075182
>>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."
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>>27075182

>"I... I don't know. I'm bad at this, Rose!"
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>>27075182
>"I... I don't know. I'm bad at this, Rose!"
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>>27075182
>>"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."
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>>27075182
>>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."
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>>27075288
>when the wifuing is done
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>>27075182
>Other
"Rose, I am terrible at this stuff, so... fuck it." and plant one on her right there.
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>>27075182

>>"I... I don't know. I'm bad at this, Rose!"
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>>27075182
>"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."
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>>27075182
>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."

The most likely result of a threesome is people being hurt.

No thanks.
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>>27075182
>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."

Uh, sorry, but I've been batting for Miho from the beginning.
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>>27075182
>But Roooooose.. Can't I have both?
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>>27075182
>>27075182
>>"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."
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>>27075182
>>"I... I don't know. I'm bad at this, Rose!"
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>>27075182
>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."
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>>27075182
>"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."
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>>27075182

>"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."
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>>27075182
>>"I... I don't know. I'm bad at this, Rose!"

Russles don't know what's going on
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>>27075182
>Can I phone a friend?
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>>27075182
>other
[SCREAMS EXTERNALLY]
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>>27075342
allright, point taken.
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>>27075182
>"I... I don't know. I'm bad at this, Rose!"
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>>27075182
>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."
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>>27073791
>"I... I don't know. I'm bad at this, Rose!"
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>>27075182

>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."
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>>27075182
>>"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."
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>>27075182

>>"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."
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>>27075182
>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."

I'm going with the girl that actually asked us out.

Plus, a threesome would be nothing but painful.
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>>27075182
>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."
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>>27075182
>[x] "Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."

Noooooo I will not abandon you.
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>>27075182
>>"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."
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>>27075182

>>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."
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>>27075182
>>"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."
The fluffiest
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>>27075182
>>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."
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>>27075182
>>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."

Sorry Yukari.
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>>27075182
>"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."
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>>27075182
>>27075182
>"I... I don't know. I'm bad at this, Rose!"
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>>27075182
>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of...
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>>27075182
>"I... I don't know. I'm bad at this, Rose!"
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>>27075182
>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."
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>>27075182
>>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."
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>>27075182
>>"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."
LOL, let the waifu wars commense in earnest.
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>>27075182

>"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."
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>>27075182
>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."

Only one of these girls are going to end up with a broken heart, and it's not Yukari.
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>>27075182
>>"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."

Fluffy goddess
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>>27075280
ANDREW RYAN TIME!
"i like them both rose. but good lord, i'm like their first puppy crush! if i choose one over the other, i might ruin the team! this is where YOU come in. Rose, i need you to talk to them, and get them nailed down, as to HOW serious they are with me. If Yukari has friendzoned me, fine, Miho just want play around and not take it anywhere, i'll accept that. i don't want to be unfair to either one. but i want a serious relationship, not to be eaten as their eye candy."
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>>27075182
>>"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."
>>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."
>>"I... I don't know. I'm bad at this, Rose!"
>>panic
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>>27075182
>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."

*Runs away to waifu bunker*

BRING IT ON
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>>27075182
>>"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."
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>>27075182
>"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."
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>>27075570
THis works.
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>>27075182
>"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."

I don't really care either way, but I really want to just pet that head.
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>>27075182
>>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."

Uh, only one girl here is likely to end up with a broken heart if we choose the other. And that's Miho.
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>>27075182
>>"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."
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>>27075583
>>>27075182
>>"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."
Fuck you blackjack for making us choose
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>>27075182
>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."

Coinflip said Miho.
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>>27075182
>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."

Sweet Jesus the votes.
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>>27075182
>"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."
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*goes down to the winchester, grabs a pint, waits for all this to blow over*
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>>27075182
>>"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."
>>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."
>>"I... I don't know. I'm bad at this, Rose!"
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>>27075632
>Sweet Jesus the votes.
You mean the spam
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>>27075570
Ok, this is a much better answer than what I had provided. I am seconding this.

Was this >>27075553
Changing to the replied.
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>>27075182

>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."
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>>27075182
>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."
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>>27075182
>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."

Go go team Miho!
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>>27075182
>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."
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>>27075182
>"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."
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>>27075182
>"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."
fluffy tiem
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>>27075182
>>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."

Go Go Miho Go Go!
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>>27075182
>>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."
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Hey Blackjack you need to call voting on this one!
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>>27075182
>>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."

I like fluffy as tankbro, not lewds.
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>>27075182
>>"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."
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I can't really say I like these situations, I just feel bad for the loser and it promotes samefagging. Not that it's a huge problem because it seems both sides are equally guilty. Like does anybody really believe this many people are dropping in just for this?
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>>27075182
>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."
On the path to Mihoing Miho's Mihos.
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>>27075182
>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."
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>>27075694
DAMN IT BLACKJACK! stop playing WoT!
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>>27075182
>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."
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>>27075182
>>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."
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>>27075714
Pretty much. Handling this with an in thread vote of this sort was a bad move. A poll held between threads would have been the way to get a decent result while minimizing the samefagging bullshit.
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>>27075182
>>"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."
Fuck off samefags
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>>27075713
yeah, ~20 people TOTALLY conveniently dropped by SPECIFICALLY for the wifu choice.
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>>27075570

THIS.
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>>27075182
>"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."
yukari is loev
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I'd say at this point anybody else voting just looks like a samefagging ass. Especially these votes that popped up while typing this.
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I since something, a presence I have not felt since....
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>>27075570
You have my support, comrade
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>>27075182

>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."
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Personally, with this much blatant samefagging, I think BJ should throw out the vote altogether and do a poll between threads like the other anon suggested.
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"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."
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>>27075763
Sweet Jesus the irony.
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>>27075820
At this point, I swear to god people have set up bots to spam votes.
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>"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."
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If I were a QM it's moments like these I would just ignore greentext vote only posts, those are the most obvious, sucks for anyone that legitimately voted like that but oh well.
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Alright, first time I've needed to do this but calling the voting now... You people are literally voting faster than I can count the votes...
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>>27075840
>implying I'm samefagging
>implying you aren't one of the samefags
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>>27075868

All 12 of them
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>>27075182
>>"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."
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>>27075182

>"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."

WE ARE GETTING ON THE FLUFFY TRAIN
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>>27075182

>"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."
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>>27075868
Why bother? The samefagging has rendered the voting irrelevant. It is going to be retarded regardless of when you cut off the voting.
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>>27075868
Forget about counting votes, just go with >>27075570
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>>27075182

>>"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."
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>>27075182
>>"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."

For the fluffy
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No time to read BJ's posts, gotta keep voting for Yukari.
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>>27075182
>>"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."

Miho fans you made me do this.
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>>27075934
>>27075954
>>27075937
>>27075919
>>27075908
>>27075899
>>27075985

Hey guy's voting stopped, stop samefagging.
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>>27075982
Fuck off, I'll keep voting for Miho.

>>27075182
>"Miho... We've got so much in common and the team is depending on both us of..."
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>>27075954
>>27075934
>>27075919
>>27075908
>>27075899
HE FUCKING CALLED THE VOTING WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DIPSHITS STLL POSTING?
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>>27075985

Samefag after the vote was called?
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>>27075182
>"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."
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>>27075991
>>27075999
samefag
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>>27075999
Because they are cunts so enamoured with samefagging that they are likely to continue voting ineffectually until the heat death of the universe if allowed to.
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>>27075993

You seem mad even though I was making fun of people that voted for Yukari after the vote was called, but that's okay get mad I voted for Yukari legitimately once.
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>>27075868
this is what happens when you play games more than watching this thread! we need to get out from this waifu wars and back to TONK FIGHTS! at least the TONK waifus wars are easier to take.
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>>27075182
>I... I don't know. What's worse is... I think I like Oryou.
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>>27075991
>>27075999

Not noticing that they were literally one minute after he posted

Angergeneral.tga
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>>27075182
>>"Well... Yukari is so cute... But I don't think she even knows what romance is..."
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>>27076076
>And by Oryou I just mean Hippo.
Dammit Rose, we were raised by Pokemon and now you're trying to tell me we can't have them all!
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Reminder: BlackJack lives off of our tears
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>>27076132

Welcome to Pokemon High, where all the mons are shiny and you can only pick one.
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>>27076165
then he can CHOKE ON THEM!
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>>27076082
I... I'm sorry, I let my emotions get the better of me. It's just... look around. This used to be a quest of steel beasts doing glorious battle, but now is simply shitposting and wifuwars. I can stand BJ's posting speed, I can stand world of tanks, I cannot stand the incredible amount of faggotry this thread has become. Goodbye, GUPQ, you'll be missed.
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>>27076225
did you expect anything less from a poor man's SWQ? (Just replace SW with GuP)
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>>27076225
you'll be back.....
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I came for the tanks, but stayed to call people faggots and tell them their waifu is shit. I miss the tanks
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You whimper internally. Then you whimper externally. "B-but... I don't-" You shift uncomfortably in your seat.

Rose smacks up side the head, not so gently this time. "WHICH?" She demands. "Now!"

You gulp. "Well... I mean, Yukari is so nice and friendly and cute and she likes tanks and..." You sigh. "She has no concept of romantic love... I just..." You sigh. "She doesn't know what she's missing, so I guess it won't really hurt her?" You say, looking at Rose to see if that's the right answer.

Her face is carefully neutral.

You gulp again. "Miho... She asked me, she's interested..." You look up at the roof of the cabin. "She intelligent, cunning, a great commander- And we're both in the same position; we're supposed to carry this team to victory. We've got so much on our shoudlers and... We understand that in each other." You say quietly, slowly and, God help you with perfect clarity.

Rose nods at you. The slaps you upside the head again. "Next time you have a romantic breakdown ask Richard." She says as she crawls up through the loader's hatch.

Now what?

>Wonder if the Excelsior's done yet?
>We need to talk to Richard now.
>We need to talk with Anzu about the flying fish dance.
>Other.
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>>27076082
this must be summer /a/'s last gasp.
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>>27076306
>We need to talk with Anzu about the flying fish dance.
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>>27076306
>>We need to talk with Anzu about the flying fish dance.
and then richard
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Rolled 8

>>27076306
>We need to talk with Anzu about the flying fish dance.
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>>27076306
>>Wonder if the Excelsior's done yet?
>We need to talk with Anzu about the flying fish dance.
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>>27076306

Also, to clarify, since there was pretty obvious samefagging happening I didn't count votes with only greentext- if you had a legit vote that didn't get counted sorry, but you were probably cancelled out by someone who didn't get counted on the other side.
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What just happened?
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>>27076306
About fucking time the waifuwar is over.
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>>27076306

We're dating our commander. Let's go bug her and hopefully drop more spaghetti.
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>>27076423

If you ever read SWQ...

Only begun, the Waifu Wars have...
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>>27076423
I'm not sure about that as well I don't think there was a clear answer.
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>>27076306
>Other.
we talk to richard as we head over to Anzu. our life is shitted up and rose's slap print an't going away soon.
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>>27076459
You have to read carefully, but the first part is setting Yukari down because she doesn't know about it. The second is reaffirming liking of Miho.
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>>27076306
>[x] Wonder if the Excelsior's done yet?

Time to get back to TONKS.
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>>27076459
Dunno, looks like Miho from my point of view.
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>>27076418
Bullshit time wasting. Your cue to leave. Something like that.
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>>27076306

Go over and see what Miho is doing. We haven't even held hands yet damnit.
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>>27076306

>We need to talk with Anzu about the flying fish dance.
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>>27076306
>>Wonder if the Excelsior's done yet?

Tonks thread's need more tonks...
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>>27076306
>We need to talk with Anzu about the flying fish dance.

Let's get this over with already.
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>>27076306
>>We need to talk with Anzu about the flying fish dance.
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welp, looks like miho won because people who voted yukari forgot to put anything other than their vote
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>>27076596
This will be a lesson long remembered
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>>27076306

>We need to talk with Anzu about the flying fish dance.
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>>27076306
>We need to talk with Anzu about the flying fish dance.

We need to deal with this once and for all.

Fucking seriously.
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>>27076667
How long ago did this come up? Nine or ten threads?
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A lot of the most obvious samefagging was the shit that wasn't just the greentext, but oh well. Let's all just move on.

>Wonder if the Excelsior's done yet?
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>>27076167
If Pokemon has taught me anything it's that one can have all of anything so long as one is willing to punch out some aberrations against reality.

Girls und Cthulhu Quest begins now.
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>>27076414
>I didn't count votes with only greentext
you dun goofed, shouldn't even have counted the votes. Those votes with something written after the choice doesn't mean jack shit, since it's actually a way to bypass the spam filter.
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We did already talk with Anzu about the Anglerfish dance, sorta. We told her it was bullshit that they should do it, and she acquiesced. Then she told us her reasoning behind it, and left it up to us to decide whether to push the issue with the rest of the teams, or leave it buried.

Can't be assed to archive dive though.
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>>27076743
Twenty?
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>>27076299
I agree. We're having too much girls and not enough panzer.

Pic tangentially related.
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>you are now picturing Rose looking like Manami Kinjou
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>>27076658
You know how you can tell Anzu deserves to be the President of Oorai?

She is the only character that seems to actually enjoy the Anglerfish dance.
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>>27076960
She finds the idea of a guy being absorbed into her body until he's nothing but a shiny pair of testicles she can use to produce young attractive.
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>>27076937
Hunde und Panzer.
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>>27076949
Holy shit that's perfect. Who is she?
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>>27077027
>Manami Kinjou
I'd have to say she is Manami Kinjou
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>>27076981
Poor Anzu, she wasn't even born the appropriate species.
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TOG is love, TOG is life.
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>>27077027
Manami Kinjou, from Asobi ni Iku Yo. The show has it's flaws, but I'll admit I enjoyed it anyway, because it seems to know how goofy it's premise is, and revel in it. Manami there is a raging gun nut, and the protagonist's childhood friend.
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>>27077066
TOG a shit, but thanks for driving the xp twinkie for us to shoot at.
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>>27077066
Stop. Seriously, we get it, you like the TOG, stop spamming the same fucking post every thread.
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How does a guy do tankery?
Tankery are for GIRLS
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>>27077223
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aAbOgdbTbM
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>>27077223
Not in AMERICA.
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>>27077267
Pretty sure Saunder's Crops had no guys...
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>>27077404
they were japs, too
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>>27077404
Saunders was still Japanese.

Yeah we know there's no way to justify it. Either roll with it or punch out before you have an aneurysm.
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>>27077404
All of the schools in GuP are Japanese schools that just happen to be [nation]aboos.
Did you really think they were facing schools from England, Russia, Italy, and America, in the NATIONAL tournament?
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>>27077415
Either half breeds or immigrant kids. So as to minimize the gaijin blight.
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Well at least the love triangle shit only went for two threads.

BlackJack, you're an asshole AND YOU'VE STILL GOT SOMETHING PLANNED FUCK
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>>27076306
Fuck the sailfish dance, we must avert immediate chaos
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>>27077415
>>27077435
>>27077449
The only thing that gets me is no yuri MC =\
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>>27077501
>Blackjack
>secretly the most "just according to Keikaku" QM ever

Oh god why
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"Anzu." You say, walking up towards the Panzer 38(t)- Momo and Yuzu are busy replacing tracks while President Anzu lounges on top of the turret. "Helpful as always?" You say with every ounce of sarcasm you can muster.

"Leadership has its perks." She says dryly. "Whaddaya want?" She says, taking a bite out of a muffin.

"The Parade." You say, going blow for laconic blow with her. "You wanted girls for that stupid dance everyone's afraid of?" You say quickly and dryly.

Anzu's face brightens. "I knew it! So how many girls did you manage to rope in?!" She says, slipping down off the top of the tank and rushing up to you. "That water fight was genious! I bet they were lining up to do whatever you want!" She pats your arm. "I really owe you big on this one!"

>"None. Darjeeling's enough and none of the girls need to be humiliated like that!"
>"I don't want them doing that- but I can get the guys to do it..."
>"I'm still working on it- I need more time though..."
>Other.
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>>27077558
Oh fuck off.
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>>27077582
I want to see Darjeeling's teabags...
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>>27077582
>"None. Darjeeling's enough and none of the girls need to be humiliated like that."
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>>27077582
>"I don't want them doing that- but I can get the guys to do it..."
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>>27077582
>"I don't want them doing that- but I can get the guys to do it...but they won't like it"
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>>27077582
>Other
>"Isn't there anything else we can do for the float?"
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>>27077582
>None, Darjeeling is enough.

Think we can rope Orange Pekoe and Assam into this too?
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>>27077582
>"None. Darjeeling's enough and none of the girls need to be humiliated like that!"
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>>27077582
>"None. Darjeeling's enough and none of the girls need to be humiliated like that!"
>"I don't want them doing that- but I can get the guys to do it..."
Brits and Sausage. That's all you get.
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>>27077582
ok fuck this
we started to talk about the angler fish dance at quest 18
we are on quest 55
fuck you black jack, this isnt a fucking book or fan fiction, you cant drag shit out because with days between threads and the hours between updates we expect some shit to go down other than taking 6 steps and having one conversation
learn to write a quest and put this shit back on fanfiction.net
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>>27077726
No one's forcing you to stay if you don't like it.
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>>27077618
I prefer Orange Peko
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>>27077726
Not every quest can be futadom quest where you conquer like 6 women a week.
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Rolled 2

>>27077582
>"I don't want them doing that- but I can get the guys to do it..."
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>>27077582
>Other
'I think that you should explain why they have to do it, Prez. Just get everyone together and ask eveybody at once.'

Aslo, anyone notice the new header image?
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>>27077726
Insulting QM will get you want YOU want
Brillant plan!
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>>27077760
But she has no tea bags.
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>>27077618
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>>27077812
Stop making Darjeeling lewd!
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>>27077793
>>27077772
i just want shit to happen, anything really, an alien could fall out of the sky on a meteor killing everyone and id be cool with it
we havent fought anyone outside of our team since quest 22
we havent been in a tank since quest 36
you cant seriously tell me you are 100% happy with the posting speed of BJ and how little we do
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>>27077780
This, I suppose.
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>>27077582

>"None. Darjeeling's enough and none of the girls need to be humiliated like that!"
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>>27077861
Considering it's first thing in the morning here, I can't say I'm all that concerned with his posting speed.

>>27077780
Not sure why her just asking everyone to do it is such a hard thing to do. You can just blackmail people later if you don't get enough volunteers.
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>Other
This sounds good! >>27077780
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>>27077960
I guess because she thinks we'll have more luck convincing the girls, because GAIJIN SMASH/Beefcake power.
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>>27078135

New thread!


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