So It seems the previous thread got buhleeted prematurely, so I'm just gonna start a new Zombie Quest threadSkim notes: Char intros and combatpart1:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/12177388/Skim notes: Char intros and plot.part2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/12201589/#12210220Skim notes: Current Objective, Save Sally.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/12219223/The story thus far in tldr;You wake up to a world encroaching with the walking dead. Your new name is Dominic Dammit and this is the best day of your life. You do away with your old lifestyle of modern day oppression and step up to the test of being a true survivor of this cruel, dying world.In your quest you find 4 allies, your next door neighbor who shuts herself in playing videogames, a terminally ill luchadore that wants to go out in style, a junior mad scientist who happened to have started all this.And finally, a neighbor across the street, an ex soldier from Iraq who suffers PTSD. The badass kind. You are now on your way to rescue his girlfriend, an omnicient radio broadcaster. To do so, you decide to take the badass route and steal a monster truck from the garage. atldr; you're gonna steal a monster truck from a zombie infested garage.
You enter the Garage 2nd floor, a map updates- a battle is obvious !
Let's try to be as quiet as possible; garages tend to have great acoustics.
Since there can only 3 people max per team, or per row. You find it to be necessary to think about how your group is gonna operate. 3 person cells tend to be the most effective in this sort of situation even if they are combined.
You go with a stealth/ melee set up in which Dom and GRainy use their melee weapons and Charlie follows up with a silenced pistol.EL Rana and Dex are trailing behind in case shit gets real.
rolled 1, 2 = 3. . .
no have charlie stay in the backsilenced weaponry isnt quiet
rolled 8, 5 = 13! ! !
rolled 10, 5 = 15>>12241929neither are rocket hammers or chainswords :<
>>12241945Rainy has knives (possibly a crossbow don't remember if we picked that up)and as long as Dom doesn't fire the rocket it shouldn't be incredibly loud
Charlie opens fire on the enemy but something about them threw him off- he didn't even see the onecoming up from the side.Rainy and Dom cover for him. With swift effect ! Dom uses Auto Protect, Rainy is just that fast.
. . . .
>>12242127A gun?Are the zombies evolving or somesuch?
a map updates... examine the situation ?
>>12242163more likely we did the same thing Helen and GRainy did
>>12242175loot the gun
" Dont' " Charlie says." That shit's dirty. That zed was definitely holding it "
Look around, see what's happening.
Dex examines the situation. Only to find his worse fears answered. Zombie memories are beginning to manifest, such was the case with the Delta Delta Horde."What the hell have I created" would be the thoughts in his mind
You wonder if they can even use them when they were alive.
use what ?
>>12242340>>12242415Well, buck up- eventually the zombies may get smart enough that we may be able to communicate and coexist with them peacefully!....or they could just use their newfound mental prowress to eat our brains.
>>12242340gentlemen?
OP experiments with memes like a fucking kid.
>>12242415>>12242460>>12242487Kid, are you talking to yourself?I hope the stress of the situation isn't getting to you
replies the luchadore.
We should move to the left and use those cars as cover. Then let Charlie try to snipe any zombies with guns with his pistol. GRainy could also swap out her double pistols for the crossbow and help with the sniping.
Can luchabro throw a fucking car? Throw a car at some goddamn zombies.
Shit got Meta. Let's get back to the game.
>>12242585Who is that?
>>12242597OP ?
I just read through all the archived threads in one sitting.YOU ARE A GENTLEMAN AND A SCHOLAR, SIR.
Operation: BITCHES DIDNT SEE IT COMING Commences ! With a full range of Ranged artillery coming into play- even a passenger vehichle !
A map updatesA zombie spots you nearby, what do ?
Rana's going to throw a car at the zombies......I'mokwiththis.jpg
pew pew pew
rolled 7, 5, 5, 6, 2 = 25ffffff crrruuuwwwrrr
Let's Charlie drop it. The other weapons have a much slower reload time.
Sniping commences. Zombie are be alerted
rolled 10, 10, 1 = 21fooosh
Wait till the zombies are clumped up real nice then hit'em with the car!Or if they don't do that just throw it to hit as many as possible.and try not to hit the monster truck!Dom of course should be ready to take out anything that get's close.otherwise keep doing what we're doing.
rolled 6, 9, 3 = 18>>12242812BUT WAIT Let's make it as spectacualr as possible !
rolled 14 = 14Quickly rid of the zombies, throw car onto the thickest group of zombies that's not so close to the team.Then haul ass to GRainy's Car, and Lucha's AWESOME vehicle.
>>12242948I doubt anyone but Rana has the kind of experience needed to drive the monster truck so we'll have to do some team switching.Rescue Sally team:CharlieDomInterference team:RanaGRainyDex
First Wave defeated.
>>12243011NICE!Oh, before they load up have Charlie swap his radio for the SMG. Don't know what's in that radio tower, extra fire power could come in handy.Just drop the radio in the monster truck or something.
>>12243011every car is a pinto
>>12242948THings to note. Dex can drive a monster truck. He just knows how.Only Rainy can drive Rainy's car. THough she'll probably let Dom drive it.
>>12243063fine dex and rana in the monster truckGrainy Dom and Charley in the Grainy's
Am I the only one who thinks Rainy has a car like Coop's from megas xlr?
>>12243063We'll need Dex to machine gun. Just strap into the truck bed and let him fire away!....the monster truck has a bed right?
>>12243103I think we should have more people in the monster truck. It'll be the one running interference since it's not likely to have any trouble running down zombies.So just switch Dom and GRainy?
OP will be back in like 20-30 minutes. gotta eat and stuff.
>>12243128also yes.Feel free to come to a common conclusion etc while im eating.
>>12243118you know with her being crazy awesome, a gamer and apparently psychic that probably would be reasonable
rolled 6 = 6You know, to distract the zombies they could just blast the radio in the Monster Truck.Though, that would attract more attention than needed, so nevermind.
>>12243315The idea is to attract attention with the monster truck. Once all the zombies are sufficiently distracted chasing after/getting run over by the monster truck. The other car pulls up to the radio tower, runs in, grabs Sally, runs back to the car and then everyone heads back to the garage. Kill off anything that follows after us, then head back to the cafeteria/Helen.Shooting the zombies while distracting them is optional I suppose, whatever it takes to get them to go after the monster truck and not the car.
>>12243387rana puts the able to use guns mask back onthen we do this
Machinegun + infinite ammo crate in the back of the truck == KRITZKRIEG!
>>12243452Rana's driving it doesn't really matter what mask he wears. Besides the EL Diablo mask is the evil mask. It should only be worn as a last resort, for Rana is a champion of JUSTICE!
>>12243515but rana has a grenade launcher
>>12243515El Diablo would allow him to wield weapons, like, say, a monster truck.Besides, I think his masks are like an Eldar Aspect warrior. The things El Diablo does are not the things El Rana does. El Rana will always be a champion of JUSTICE
>>12243527Not right now he doesn't, put it back to put on the El Flash mask. Besides anyone who picks it up has a grenade launcher.
>>12243543Rana duel weilding grenade launcher and machine gunif you can find a way that would not be awesome we'll do something better
>>12243535If you wanna go that way El Blitz would be more appropriate, since it's the one for smashing through things, like say zombies.
>>12243564El Rana being manly and tearing zombies apart bare handed.Either way is pointless since only Dex or Rana can drive the monster truck and the idea of mounting Dex like a turret in the truck bed is hilarious.
So....how many cars ?who's in em ?
>>12243662two carsGRainy Dom and Charlie in GRainy'sand Rana and Dex in the monster truck
>>12243704Sounds good to me.Just remember they don't have to drive crazy like, they just need to keep moving.
cool.musical sugesstions ?
>>12243720something loud and annoying
>>12243737http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr3esd05w-4?
>>12243720RE: Your Brains
It ain't mehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5IorBlack Bettyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU1VfYYKMDk
rolled 9 = 9>>12243720Anything Mastodon
>>12243720She's So Cold - Rolling Stones
OH OH!!!!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXnz-64n4t4
We need someone in the back with Dex to help load the gun faster. If his rate of fire drops they are boned with all the attention they will be grabbing.
>>12243822orhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOFRu5Jx3Fc
>>12243831Well if we just run everything over he shouldn't have to shoot anything.Either way I'd recommend GRainy since she's a better shot than Dom and Charlie should be there when we reach Sally.
rolled 5 = 5http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZgwW-RzD30This has a good beat to it too.
>>12243860Dom's the only other person she'd allow to drive her car (also now recommending drive my car - Beatles) and i don't trust Dom's driving
Dex gets strapped in - REALLY strapped in.EL Rana follows a seatbelt law, he cranks up the music- barely howling above the sounds of EL SENOR'S HOWLING ENGINES
>>12243877Meh, all he has to do drive to the radio tower and back. It's literally across the street, what's the worst that could happen?
>>12243906you had to say it didn't you? well when this all goes to shit it's your fault
>>12243924Can't be worse then when Dom all most died falling down the stair well.[spoiler]Yes I'm making it worse.Yes I'm doing it intentionally![/spoiler]
>>12243950Oh shit dom doesnt have a hat this time!now when new chick stabs her in the head she'll die!
>>12243958That's why we send Charlie in first this time.
>>12243958Oh fffffffffffuuuuuuuu
>>12243975we should get a hat just in case
I like the idea the one anon had about Rainy driving a classic muscle car. It seems to fit her in some weird way.
>>12244004i thought they meant the the interior should be filled with BUTTONS AND CONTROLLERS EVERYWHERE!
rolled 11 = 11>>12243986First thing when they get out of that campus, Fedora hat, mafia style clothes. yeahbrah.
MUSCLE CAR FOR GRAINY!!
>>12244043Oh yeah. I forgot his car was basically the Bat Mobile if looked like a Mercury Cyclone.
>>12243906http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV0wPBYDQ6Y&feature=related
>>12243906http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV0wPBYDQ6Y&feature=relatedGODDAMMIT CAPTCHA
>>12244154song suggestions for Rainy... Either:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdiWEmTpwCYorhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwqMKf7r7Xg
gRainy's car better be something fucking awesome.Like a TranAm.
>>12244235I was thinking a Mustang Mach 1
A map updates.About a hundred zombies appear.
>>12244262It's going to be fucking kickass, that much is certain.And she's going to be awesome at it.Can I just reiterate that WE HAVE THE BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER? Because I don't think it gets mentioned enough.
>>12241780>the fight for your lives have only begun>the fight have begunGo go subject-verb agreement!
I'll see you your Mach 1 and raise you a Falcon Cobra.
>>12244279Horror club not actually zombies they just think someone organized a zombie walk and they didn't hear about it
>>12244279Team B all pile in Rainy's car ASAP motherfuckers.Then we can have EL SENOR plow us a fucking path. With rubber. And bullets.
>>12244304THE ADVENTURE BEGIN!
>>12244308seconded
>>12244308and rubber bullets
>>12244262I like the Boss 429 a bit better myself.>>12244279Mow the suckers down and have Dexter finish them off.Captcha: Warsock MedicalI think we found the name of our next operation
someone should archive this in case it randomly dies again
Not that she endorses the band o r anything.But Grainy has gotten accustomed to this song lately....Captcha: Astrogal resultedhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7QSkI6My1g&ob=av2e
>WMG has blocked this in your country because they are assballs.;_;
rolled 7, 4, 1, 10, 2, 7, 4, 5, 6, 8 = 54VRRRRMMMMMMM
>>12244457Oh. Hell. Yes.
DAMMIT GUYS WHAT IS IT I CAN'T SEE
rolled 6, 5, 5, 8, 1, 5, 5, 7, 4, 6 = 52BUDABUDABUDABUDABUDA
>>12244498GRainy has a cool car
rolled 5, 7, 6, 2 = 20SKREEEEEBMP
I meant the link. I can't view the youtube it are block.Also what is that car?
>>12244537Looks like the Falcon Cobra won the contest.
>>12244537where do you live that you can't get on youtube?
>>12244537Here, try this one.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhNnwz_jUigEither way it's a song. Treat me like your mother by The Dead Weather
>>12244581The connotations are...interesting.>>12244563>WMG have blocked this video in your country because they are dickbags.
The Monster truck team cuts a swathe of death in the center of the map !! EL Senor lurches a little when a body lodges a bit too thckly for its wheels. Dexter fires on surrounding zombies, firing like theres no tomorrow.
>>12244701All I wanna know is if Dex is being all apathetic about it, because the idea of him sitting there mowing down zombies while bored amuses me.
>>12244733Hes been in a constant state of shock the whole time.
>>12244701Have him back up and make another run at them
THe insertion team follows up,3 zombies taken out by gunfire, while one finds its way on Rainy's windshield. good lord that took too long.
>>12244806we don't need to kill them just get them to follow the monster truck
19 Zombies dispatched,THe map updates. Your sides are Building up density HARDCORE.
rolled 5 = 5>>12244911Have Rana use a grenade launcher in one hand while driving, and shoot at one of the sides to clear a good chunk of zombies.IF POSSIBLE.
>>12244911Hit those anime club fuckers and then circle the group while Dexter lights them up. Should give a nice distraction for the insertion team.
>>12244940We can always hold off insertion till the horde is thinned out a bit. We want the monster truck to hold attention while we get in and out of the car, but we don't want them overwhelmed and dead either.
rolled 4, 4, 8, 4, 9, 8, 2, 6, 9, 9 = 63. . .
>>12245052Well Rainy's car does have a moon roof if the first picture of it is an indication. Someone can pop up out of it and shoot.
>>12245052>Horde>ThinnedI don't think you know how zombies work. Every zed within five miles is hearing these gunshots. We have to move NOW.
>>12245131Time for Car to do a bit of epic shooting.
The music stops. Sally's voice comes on."And that was the Dead weather with Treat me Like your Mother here at Rabid Radio. I know its a dark time, and it didn't make sense with whats happening , but if you're a campus student in October University perhaps now would be a time to open up to hope.Go ahead, dont be shy, all the zombies are being distracted.There, do you smell the screeching grass ? Do you see what I see ? "
" Go ahead , open your window "
>>12245252I didn't say it would happen quickly. My point was that if Rana and Dex are out there alone when all those zombies arrive there's a good chance they'll die. If they die, then everyone else dies. If, however, we drive in circles shooting zombies long enough we'll eventually run out of zombies to shoot or ammo, gas, and hit-points. Which ever comes first.
Ignore all that >>12245325>>12245293Sally says do it now, we do it now! GO TEAM HOPE!
>>12245293>>12245310I'm starting to like this Sally.
>>12245310ummmm yeah dont do thatcontinue the driving and shootingGrainy, Dom, Charlie go stop the crazy chick from killing off everyone else
" Thats right, That's right outside is hope "" It's real human will trying to fight back death "" ANd it's real human will trying to rescue someone as lowly as me "" Those are my friends."
>>12245422shoot the people looking out the windows
Archive ?
30 zombies mowed down. The largest crowd of them is seen gathering right before you ." I mean ask yourself.. how far would you go to save someone ? How much would you sacrifice for your friends ? " " I mean.. I'm not sounding too unrealistic right ? We're humans after all, where did all that goodness go ? "
>>12245422wait since when are we her friends?i thought this was just so carbine bro would give us weapons and help out
You are just outside the tower:Dismount here ? orKeep Mowing down these bitches ?
>>12245443I would say have the people in the windows shoot the zombies but they would probably hit the cars more than anything.Death to anyone who dents Rainy's Falcon.
>>12245586dex and rana stay in the truckDom Rainy and Charlie go inCharlie needs to be in front because Dom doesn't have a hat
>>12245586I think we better get out from the car and start saving Carbine's girlfriend. THEN we could continue ramming over the zombies with the car.
Truck can hold the area down for a while.
" Where did people go ? "
>>12245711zombies with molotovs?!?!
>>12245742theys is survivors.
>>12245751Speaking zombies???
>>12245768with molotovs?!?
>>12245711yeah stick with grainy dom and charlie going index and rana stay in the truck and drive around
" Where did their strength lie ? ""In our ingenuity ? Our intelligence? Cake ? "
"Or is it something more basic than that ?"" Something we forgot as people with our mixed up priorities "
>>12245920inb4 the cake is a lie
ajsoifjasdlfkj ao j tomorrow night. 24 hours from now.see you then /tg/ !
Go in. Kill zombies. Rescue chick. Board vehicle.
FUCK YEAR!!!!And you see you tomorrow OP!
>>12242340... so, like... he wiped out mankind because he thought zombies would be preferrable to assholes? And then zombies started to regress back to some of the lowest norms of instinctive human behavior?So basically, he accidentially created a world full of zombie assholes? Oh, boy, sucks to be him.
>>12247141beautiful irony though
bamp.I can't do formal game posts tonight but I can do some free drawing. while I wait for tomorrow. Any requests ?
>>12249984How about rainy posing on the hood of her car?
>>12250218this or awesome picture of the entire party
>>12250218I support this idea.
>>12250218voting to included dom too
>>12250218I'm down.
Sometimes drawing without a time limit is pretty cool.
>>12250218DO IT
>>12250797DELICIOUS REVERSE TRAP IS DELICIOUS
>>12250797requesting pic of entire party
>>12250814He clearly has no tits
>>12250827It should be a pic of everyone either before or after the crisis.Totally normal/mostly normal scene of them not doing anything zombie related.
Well I have to go to sleep now, but I'll get back to your requests. Looks like a party shot is in order. When and where would be the question....
>>12250835She is clearly insecure about her small breasts, otherwise she wouldn't be having a gender identity crisis.
>>12250835look at the waist
I DEMAND WEIRD TIME SHIT
what is this WIERD TIMEshit
Dom sure is flat-chested for a girl.Which there is absolutely nothing wrong with.
See you at 7 eastern.
ALRIGHT LETS START THIS SHIT
ZOMBIE QUEST FUCK YEARBackground music for the monster truck hope speech: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yff0LH-iGE0Hope is a good feeling.
>>12254881So, what's that El Rana has in his hand? A thousand tortillas squeezed into a toilet-paper size roll with luchadore strength?
>>12250814>>12250835>>12250858>>12250873
>>12257210I love this image.
>>12257210no one believes you
>>12257228I even saved it. I find it highly likely that it'll find much use in /tg/.
>>12257251GRainy believes it.
>>12257210>forgetting OP's text with the picture was>Hahahaha of course , Dom.>Of course.
Rainy's map updates. Suddenly she has a clearer image of of the map before her even though she has never been to the AV building before. It's two floors in size but the zombie density here is appreciable. She doesn't know how but she can also feel the presence of others in this floor. Likely the dead.An ethereal presence is among them whether for good or bad she has yet to find out....You are now in the docking bay. Boxes are stacked high with filming equipment as if they were about to set out. But a struggle seems apparent here. You stay on guard.
>>12257271FIRST GOAL: FIND A HAT FOR DOM. HE WILL NOT DIE TODAY!
>>12257210Not cannon image.
>>12257271I may be a little stuck on my own track, but the filming equipment suggests to me that she's intending to broadcast a message of hope with a very tangible example.Let's make it flashy.
>>12257271is there film? that shit's flammable. can make an awesome fire
>>12257266Dom will pretty much experience this adventure being mistaken for a girl a lot of the time. Whether this is true or not is a subject of lulz and eventual character buildan.OH RIGHT IM PLAYING NOW I SHOULD SHUT UP
>>12257302>not canon>made by OP
>>12257313Whatever the truth is, we will still masturbate.
>>12257349This is a compliment.
>>12257316>A clever imposter
Now, um, being unsure of one's sexual identity is a serious issue. That much we all know. Being able to admit that you're gay is a terrible issue for many, and for every person that manages to admit it there are many who cannot. But what about Dom? He can't even tell whether he's a he or a she! For goodness sakes, give the... er, them, a break! The poor kid's in the middle of not only college, the late teens, a complicated relationship, a bad haircut and a zombie apocalypse, not to even mention identity crisis!Really. Have a little sensitivity.>radumar victims
>>12257396It doesn't always rain, but when it does it rains aircraft carriers.
Thouht we forgot about this mess did you ? Theres still a goddamn courtyard battle outside And your actions here will determine if zombies get in the building or not. The glee club is gargle some strange fucking mumblecore acapella and these moans seem oddly audible to your ears. The Football team are forming ranks and ....
>>12257415I think it's really a process of accumulation. First it rains nuts, then it rains bolts, then it rains bits of corrosion-proof steel, and by the time you least need it, it all comes together.Yeah, someone mentioned hope. Anyone have any to spare?
>>12257439Well it's just a matter of taking it one problem at a time I suppose.
>>12257460Well, uh.... what do we do when the problems discover the same method of thinking?
>>12257431Is that the Fountain of Troy ?
>>12257505No. It's Target Alpha.El Rana Muerte should use grenade launcher. In case of a missed shot, PD should make for a ram with the Frogmobile.Just because. Zombies are supposed to be zombies. And as long as they remain as zombies, we can massacre them without guilty conscience, even if they're picking up past memories.
>>12257505Undead cheer leaders this could be bad, see if someone can shoot out the knee caps of the one playing "key stone" with that one down Jack and Jill will tumble down.(captcha:merciful bropyrks)
>>12257505Priority Target: Immediate destruction ordered.Use the grenade launcher.
Meanwhile.YAY BOX OF PROPS !
>>12257573seconding this. Also what happens to the dudes in the windows with Molotovs?
>>12257609Props? From whom? For whom? What for? Is Dom female? Congratulations! No, wait.Yeah, those props should be going to the quest proprietors. I somehow got the impression that there were two of them. But, yeah, zombies.
>>12257609See if there is a maid outfit that Rainy can force Dom to wear...later of coarse.
Go through the northernmost (on the map) flank, crushing as many as we can on the way. Also, examine box o props.
rolled 5, 6, 3, 9, 2, 6, 10, 4, 10, 4 = 59chik chunk
rolled 7 = 7whoa I rolled that wrong.
Aren't we forgetting our priorities here? Ignore the zeeks, go for the radio building to rescue the lady. There's always more inspiring speeches, but omniscient radists are in short supply. Not to mention that CarBro needs a girl to keep him from going all PTSD.
rolled 2 = 2>>12257616Watching this bullshit unfold
>>12257573 El Diablo answers the call."THIS. WILL. NOT. STAND."
>>12257609Fedora Dom needs one
rolled 5 = 5>>12257636Unfortunately theres only a Space Helmet, A pirate bandana and a RabidRadio film crew cap.
>>12257797more likely than you think
>>12257819pirate
>>12257800El Rana Muerte uses MAXIMUM CRUSH.It is SUPER EFFECTIVE.
>>12257819Bandanna should be taken I'm sure there is something kinky that could be used with it.
>>12257830Pirate
>>12257840irate p
>>12257853Pie rat?
Zombie Quest? ZOMBIE QUEST!ZOMBARQVEST!El Ran should likely be squealing around the courtyard, protecting the entrance...and uh, dealing with that cheerleading problem. This could...be a problem. They're all getting more sentient. ...Ram them. Ram and run them over. Dex should just barrage the area with machinegun fire.Turn on that filming equipment if we can quickly, and move forward to pick up our erstwhile radio broadcasting friend.We need her voice of hope.
rolled 6, 9, 6, 7, 1, 9, 10, 3, 8, 3 = 62HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT The fountain is defeated ! The footballl team aggresses the monster truck ! what do ?!?
>>12257853>>12257840>>12257838>>12257830You are free.YOU ARE A PIRATE.
>>12258105Run them over, duh.
>>12258106Make out with Rainy again
>>12258105Spin the truck around and make for the Rock n Roll Club, with PD firing at the Football Team. The R&R Club is thin and should be easier to break through, and gives us a chance to mow down the footballers as they come.
rolled 6, 1, 6, 7, 9, 6, 5, 3, 7, 9, 1, 4 = 64>>12258000. . . .. . Vroom ?
>>12258139His idea is better than mine. Go with this.
>>12258160yes...vroom
rolled 8, 7, 10, 9, 7, 2, 6, 1, 8, 1 = 59BUDA BUDA BUDA BUDA
BUDABUDABUDABUDABUDAMow 'em down.X10000.
>>12258136There's booty.There's plundering.YOU. ARE. A. PIRATE.
>>12258293I'm guessing the broadcast room is on the second floor. I say we go save Charlie's girlfriend. We can figure out if we want to do something with the cameras later
rolled 7, 7, 1, 3, 6, 7, 6, 7, 7, 6 = 57Did you know ?Rock fans contain 30 percent more blood than the average human ?Now that you think about about that little known fact.. Pointdexter is starting to feel the traction of the car .... slipping.Rock And Roll Club Destroyed.1/2 of the Foot ball team remains as they withstand machine gun fire like the steretypes they are.
A map updatesYou are enroute to a meatier Theater club. Watch out !
Meanwhile in the Radio tower....what do ?
>>12258559charlie opens doorfollowed by domthen grainykill ????profit
Is it just me or is the swim team....in the fountain
>>12258488See if you can swerve into the Glee club.>>12258532A thought just occurred to me. Take one of those cameras and slip it out a crack in the door. That way we can take a look at what is right outside.
rolled 3, 9, 2, 6, 1, 6 = 27BRTTT BRTT
rolled 8, 5, 9 = 22. . . .
Holy Smokes, OPMan! I love your doodles, and I love this thread, and I love you!<--- Are you the same guy who did that? Love those 2.
Charlie comes in for a sweep-Beware of zombies who have justfed.
>>12258855yupCaptcha: watisat Infection
>>12258965Then lets go fuck some dudes up.
>>12258488Sideswipe the Theater Club as we smash our way through the Glee Club. El Rana should take pot shots with the grenade launcher and PD keeps at it with the machine gun.
Charlie's sweep misses 3 surprisingly agile zombies ! Rainy swipes at them with an intercept ! Dom's hit doesn't connect ! WHATA SINGLE NEURON OF THOUGHT REMAINS.WIll Dom do it ? Or will he hesitate at the most critical moment ?!
>>12259169Auto-Protect! Use the rocket hammer!
>>12259169depends on who needs protectiongrainy required protect no thoughtcharlie probably hesitate
>>12259197do this
rolled 5 = 5! ! !
>>12259212Who is Dom protecting Charlie or Grainy?
Charlie.
Are these zombies fast runners or the slow shambling type?
>>12259201no, it's a pathological need, she has to save people it makes her feel like she's accomplishing something with her life, and takes her mind off of the issues that really bother her (like her gender confusion).
>>12259261Yes
Zombies are levelling up as they go.Those that have fed are considerably deadly.
>>12259307Zombies levelingoh god we've been killing player characters!
>>12259210>>12259197. . . a zombie bites you.
>>12259325npc's that get stronger, it's like the challenge ratings of monsters in dnd, at level epic, you could fight a hundred goblins, and never take any damage, but if you raise each of there challenge ratings, then you can no longer easily fight those 100 goblins
rolled 6, 2, 1, 1, 7, 3, 5, 3, 9, 8, 10, 9, 10, 10, 8 = 92
>>12259365WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>12259400We need to get to Dex! NOW! HE HAS A CURE! WE NEEDS IT!
>>12259365Is Rainy gonna have to cut a bitch (more like multiple zombies) in anger now?
>>12241780i want blackbox back that quest was cool >captcha :armies ribelece
>>12259431finish the mission, dom should be okay for the few hours to a day to turn, hell anyone who's seen the second resident evil movie will know that the guy who is supposed to be chris reddeker, gets bitten and lasts hours before he gets a cure
>>12259365No...
This isn't RE. This isn't any other Zombie shit you've ever done.We need the cure. Finish fast...we can't let Grainy be without us. Losing one of the group would be awful for morale.
>>12259478we dont know how long it is before she turnswe need to do this fast
>>12259400>>12259365How long before the disease sets in? If a few hours, then continue as planned. Dom can now be a little more reckless, as he's already Infected.We'll need to get him to PD soon though, to confirm Infection and administer the cure.We should also plan to get to the biology labs in the College of Science to mix up more cure serum.
Doom rings. A clock counts down.captcha: Messatic leaders.
>>12259537is that minutes or hours?
>>12259537need to tell Rainy that if we start to turn she needs to kill us
>>12259548Looks like we've got a little under 24 hours to find THE CURE.Get your infected ass over to Dex RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
>>12259537>>12259548Seconds. Better yet milliseconds.Dom turns into a zombie but retains her basic functions and the quest is spent reviving her.
do you remember me? what ever happened to me?
>>12259571Pointdexter is right outside in the monster truck, and has a single dose of the cure. I think it would be prudent (and possibly game imbalancing) to make the Science Building and the biology labs our next target after the radio station, so that PD can create more dosages of the cure.
>>12259591 Dude.It's the SAME FUCKING guy.
>>12259615this
>>12259615If he does have the cure outside, then the fact we have so much time means it won't be so easily cured. I doubt the OP would make it that easy for us.
>>12259510you make a good point good sir, I was just trying to be rational, as even in other zombie type stuff, it takes any where from several hours, to several days to turn. I'm trying to be hopeful here, but knowing journal, he'll probably not like our hope and spit on it
>>12259637Perhaps. But also keep in mind that outside is currently crawling with zombies, and El Rana and PD need to thin them out more before it'll be safe to come out.What good is coming out to get the cure, only to be overrun by the waiting horde?
>>12259637dex has the cure alreadyneed to make more thoughthe main question is if dex knows exactly how to make it without looking at the formula or something
>>12259659> he'll probably not like our hope and spit on itOh it doesn't have to be Journal; it'll most likely be the /tg/ dice roller. Bitch just loves to see /tg/'s tears.
>>12259537/TG/ THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CALL DOM A GIRLTHIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS /TG/
>>12259686wait making it awesomer is bad?
>>12259686No... we are not calling dom a girl, it is the simple fact that if the boot fits, you wear it. Dom is a girl, and /tg/ knows it.
>>12259446Yes. Yes she does.
>>12259686Maybe Journal shouldn't have chosen a name that is basically gender neutral when naming her
>>12259723Rainy reminds me of... but with chainsword and angrier
>>12259723Oh God, Rainy just turned into this.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olhGLch7swE
rolled 9, 9, 3, 6, 6, 7, 7, 7, 9, 10, 6, 6, 7, 4, 1 = 97vrom
>>12259770huh never noticed that before, well spotted
RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEARdont forget to give her cover fire
rolled 5, 8, 2, 5, 6, 7, 8, 2 = 43Rainy activates the kritzkrieg. She goes into rage. And faces 5 runner types
>>12259734actually that was a pretty smart idea, it allows a lot wider group of people to relate with the character. It's the same sort of thinking they had in halo, with never letting you see the chiefs face. It's smart thinking on a DM's part when he's basically got thousands of people playing one character at a time.
>>12259939dammit Rainy you're going to get bitten tooalso do it
>>12259939Dom goes to back her up, and Charlie provides aimed cover fire.
>>12259939Let's try to make sure she doesn't get bitten. And if she does, make sure she gets the cure before us.
>>12259947yeah but now we get the argument over if Dom is short for Dominic or Dominique
20 dead outside.The Football team didn't make the playoffs and the theater club will never see the stage limelight again,
>>12259967Yeah Dom wouldn't allow Rainy to get the cure second
>>12259988What about the Glee Club or the other remaining hordes?We need to thin that swarm down to manageable levels, where they're more a nuisance than a credible threat.
>>12260034Standby for map updates. And Diary is signing off for tonight. Journal will keep running--
>>12259984dominic could still be a name for a girl, I've seen weirder stuff. Like Semaj craptastic name that is. (for those who don't get it, it's a common name backwards).
map updates.. you see something strange in the distance
>>12260153There was a girl at my school called Shithead, spelled Shithead.Pronounced Shih-thee-ed, or so she would have us believe. No joke
Whatever happened to the mute girl? Why couldn't we add her to the party?
>>12260161El Rana can keep the truck going around the student body, lobbing in grenades while PD keeps up the fire with his machine gun.
>>12260176She stayed in the cafeteria to protect people.On a separate note, why are the horror club all dead? Wouldn't they be the most likely to survive?
>>12260176Helen stayed at the apartment building, she should be OK.
all active zombies on the floor are clear...
is it just me or is horror club been moving slowly towards the radio tower ?
>>12260196horror club is just doing a very poorly timed zombie walk
>>12260376They are heading for the building though. Take them out before they get any closer.
rolled 7, 5, 5, 6, 2, 3, 7, 2, 10, 8, 1 = 56El Rana [as el Diablo]circles around the student body, drive-by style. PD is hard at work.
>>12260327now grainy needs to be all over protective of her girlfriend, cause she would be freaking out a whole lot.fawning over seems appropriate here.
shit i hate having to reload firefox
Go Journal Go! Go Diary Go! You're both kick-ass awesome! We all love you both!Also: TIME LIMAT.Let's kick some ass. As Dex, investigate strangeness. See if we can't make a pass in front of the building, to be sure no stragglers get into the radio tower.
the drive by goes swimmingly as it chips away at at central horde. The car circles around and approaches the Horror club as they are getting dangerously close to the tower.
PS. 25+ zombies left.EL Diablo Learns Multi shot. [Can now fire grenades twice a turn]PoinDexter Learns Spead Aim [ Cumulative fail rolls that add up to a success gets a kill]
Meanwhile. You are on the 1st floor. A strange presence can be felt in the next room before the stairs.
>>12260664well it'd be stupid not to open it now that we're infected
Rainy Learns Nix: Cumulative failures with a chainsword add up to a kill.Dom Gets an extra attack with the Rokkit hammer.
>>12260707If Dom gets hit while infected the timer gets halved.
>>12260664It's boss battle time isn't it?
>>12260749fuck going inRUN!
BRB ANON Im gonna go on a 30 minute dinner break real quick.
>>12260664Go in.
>>12260824Dom in back
>>12260664>>12260749Dynamic Entry with Dom and the rocket hammer, Grainy stays to the side of the door, and Charlie gets on the stairs to have a good line-of-sight into the room and a clear field of fire.
>>12260844dom's timer drops by half if she gets hitDO NOT WANT
>>12260860>>12260749Do want.Zombie main character.
>>12260876We'd break Rainy's heart then. Not worth it.
>>12260897Who said it's permanent?She could be a zombie too.
>>12261024dom wouldnt do it
The sexual experimentation doesn't cease. A couple guys are seen racking up the zoes and having their way with them. You wonder what loathsome god is allowing them to survive like this.
>>12261244They might be immune to the Z-virus, if they are there could be a vaccine made from them, quick knock one out.
>>12261244... They aren't even worth the time it took for me to face palm. Lets just save the girl and leave.
>>12261244shoot those 2 now
>>12261244>>12261271I think he's saying they're boneing zombies of the female variety
>>12261244Lock them in the room.
>>12261315I know. Why even bother with those two idiots. The fuild contact is just going to turn them into Zombies anyway.I was saying we should go get Charlie's girl and go.
>>12261244CTHULHUand rainy goes in and kills them
rolled 3, 5, 4, 2, 10, 3 = 27.....
Machine gun noises could be heard outside when suddenly 3 MOTHERFUCKERS IN HALLOWEEN COSTUMES BUST IN THE RAPE ROOM ! CTHULUVORHEESAND KRUGER APPEAR ! YOU GONNA OPEN THAT DOOR ?
>>12261511Fuck no!
>>12261521no we want kruger's glove
>>12261511Shoot the Jason in the elbows so he drops the chainsaw and saws the Cthulhu or the Freddy in half. Then finish off the remainder.
>>12261511jason has a chainsaw?what is this? i dont even
FFFFFight or Flight ?
>>12261529My money is that it's all fake costume stuff that they wear to parties.
OR.Obserrrrvvve
>>12261590watch but be ready to run like fuck
>>12261578Fight they might be immune, if they are there might be a way to cure Dom. If they are they will be useless dead.RAINY use this glimmer of hope to slaughter the undead and SAVE Dom
Literally caught with their pants down.The Horror Club Feeds.
>>12261715Feeds?!?
>>12261715I fukken knew this quest was one big porno.
>>12261737As in devoured some bros.
>>12261715Take advantage of that moment and kill the horror club.
>>12261715They just got stronger. Get the hell out.
>>12261757thistime to run
You abscond the fuck out of there, leaving a chair at the door knob if thats gonna help any. You reach the 2nd floor post haste.=========The broadcasting hour is up.You wake up.
>>12261822What are you doing get up you have listeners.
You wake up from one of your long trances. Trances that last as long as your broadcast hour. However today is different, you know. Everything up to now has been pre-recorded. You've been preparing, for an unbelievable amount of weeks you've been preparing. You saw this even coming in your dreams, in your trances, in your journies through the veil of darkness and time itself. And yet you kept a straight face, made many friends and soon will make many more, and hopefully, save all of them. Your Name is Sally, that is certain.But your radio personality has another name. It is the same name your inner self would whisper to you in your flights. It is....
>>12261879SALLY
>>12261879john
And he's there. Your sleeping knight who finally awoke. His presence here must mean that someone took up the burden of self sacrifice in his stead.Someone who can go against the events you foresaw.
>>12261921Look out behind you.
>>12261879Ok I'm getting too much of a Lileath vibe not to suggest it as her name
>>12261879Sevensence
>>12261977Or just Seven for short.
..... There. There in the back.Him...or her ?You can't tell , even though you're psionic and all.it's kinda like that you guess.
>>12261998He, but for the sake of fun call him 'her' until he corrects you. He might be doomed can you see a way too save him?
OP I think you should jump ship to the other thread, this one is pretty long and could start autosaging eventually.
>>12262015" Oh ? It seems I have listeners. And who might you all be ? Do you have names ? "
>>12262062"I'm Sweet Bro and this is Hella Jeff."
>>12262062OH GOD 4TH WALL BROKENI'm scarred...Hello...how are you? (captcha: the asheater)
>>12262062Dom, Rainy, you already know carbine bro, and in the monster truck is Dex and Rana
>>12262062Wouldn't call us angels a bit too sinful for that?Maybe a Devil?How about Fae?Do we have powers?What would you call us?How about the Audience?
" I'll just call you all Bro since theres so many of you ! " It's nice to meet you !
>>12262143wait is she breaking the 4th wall?
>>12262062You take requests? Play Freebird!
>>12262143So what's your name then?
>>12262174Oh wait nevermind.
>>12262143It's a pleasure to meet you Se7en. I wish you luck in your imminent adventure but I must abscond to bed now.
>>12262143Lets see I wonder if we have power?That glass you where looking through I will it too disappear...is it gone?
Greetings were dispensed. A girlfriend rescued. An old friend met for the first time.A meeting fated.
>>12262192DON"T LEAVE THE BROADCASTFREEBIRD WHAT THE FUCK
>>12262143Guys I figured out how to alter reality, she now has a monocle.
"What glass are you talking about ?"
>>12262228MUHAHAHAHAHAHAPOWER POWEROP or would that be godmight want to put a limit on this before we abuse the fuck out of it.
>>12262228lol they're on Space Station 13.
>>12262252We have yet to see a clown...or a zombie clown.
>>12262246I think she's a mage guys, remember no casting in front of sleepersparadox=bad
Se7en Rabbit's powers and YOU.Whenever Rabbit falls asleep she accumulates SPACE TIME. This allows her to traverse to certain places and events in her spirit form. While there, Space time expires despite the fact that she can go to any place and any time almost instantaneously [so long as its on foot].Everytime she affects the physical plane using her kinesis, an expenditure of SUGAR POINTS is used up. Her means of affecting the physical plane is affected by the sweets she's ingesting at the time. Lollipops and bubble gum will allow her certain powers depending on what flavor they are. Cakes are by far the most effective source of sugar points.4 slices of pie will make her stronger.As a spirit she can't eat cake.
>>12262413Best power system ever.Could she heal Dom and make it so he's no longer will be zombified.
Sorry Bro,I wish it were that easy but I'd have to be really subtle so as not to affect the events that lead up to this moment. For example, if Dom didn't get bit, Rainy's ability to fight the zombies that time would be compromised. I'm sorry for making life and death deciscions so conciously. But if the zombies on the first floor werent an issue, i'd have done it...
ok crazy girl is crazydrop her off with helenget dex to cure usrainy and dom have lesbian shenanigansgood end
>>12262539Fucking time space continuum always making things difficult. Oh well.(also thread is auto-saging I believe and it seems people are having fun with that other thread. You know you can delete it by checking that box in the upper left hand corner and going down to "delete post" right)
>>12262576yeah it's autosagingnew thread
>>12262413... what an adorable little airhead she is.
New thread.End of the world imminent >>12262709go go go
