We're gonna need some more maids.

MOAR MAIDS

Before anything! We masturbate. Then we go out to face the new day with far less stress.

More maids, more Improvements WAHAHAHAHAHA

>>9050346
Second.

>>9050315

Assemble a Beowulf cluster in your room from all the shitty computers you have laying around that you never tossed away, and had shipped with you since you're a klepto asstard, like most nerds.

When it's done, we can use it for glorious and nefarious tasks, but it'll keep us from fapping in the meantime.

I think we've fapped quite enough.

>>9050315

Start the day with a morning of shooting with Reginald.

Focus on the CZ-75 and old rifles, like the Enfields, Garands, Ross, and Mausers.

This is Morning of Day 2 of 30. You have three staff to assign to tasks. Your tasks are:

1. Do the cooking
2. Clean the house
3. Do Laundry
4. Go shopping
5. Clean up the Beach

You have three staff to assign to these five tasks: Reginald, Samantha, and Katherine.

You can also do one of the following:

1. Improve a facility
2. Talk to one of your staff
3. Masturbate or something, I dunno, you seem to do that a lot.

Or you can just do whatever the fuck you feel like, it's your call.

Too bad this isn't an H game.

The only good hentai I've played recently is Rance, and the fucking in that got boring.

>>9050315
LET'S MAKE BREAKFAST FOR THE STAFF BEFORE ANYONE ELSE GETS UP.

>>9050315
Ask Samantha to find several more maids, the key word being several.

>>9050369
Never! Commence with the fapping, in time for samantha to walk in on us again

>>9050374
>3. Masturbate or something, I dunno, you seem to do that a lot.

...True.

Begin masturbation and then ask katherine to come to your room over intercom. After she stumbles in pretend that you didn't call her.

>>9050374
Kat on beach duty
Sam on cooking
Shooting with Reginald

>>9050374

1. Katherine cleaning up the beach, Samantha cooking. let's see how she cooks. Nom nom.

2. SOMETHING AWESOME WITH REGINALD.

>>9050374
Have reginald cook, katherine clean the beach, samantha shop and look for more staff.

And commence with the fapping

>>9050374

Have Reginald do the shopping.
Samantha cooks.
Katherine does the laundry.
Both maids clean the house.
Everyone(Us as well) should clean up the beach(So as to build favor)

Then go shooting with Reginald.

>>9050374

Ask Katherine to clean up the beach. It'll get her out in the fresh air, and she doesn't seem terribly domestic.
Samantha should go shopping.
Reginald should clean the house.

We cook, damnit.

Oh, and I don't know. Let's build rapport with a staff member. 2!
Samantha or Katherine.

>>9050426
For maximum creepiness, sit where we can view katherine while she cleans, and masturbate while watching her

Is there a maid academy we can peruse the list of?

If so, we should consolidate our earnings. Just how many more maids can we fund, and should we batch hire or stagger their employment?

Secondly, we should take breakfast and a bath early so we can get on with the day. If one of the maids did wake us up, we should greet her, thank her nad tell her that having her wake us up is a grand start to the morning.

Third, what exactly are our hobbies? Do we have anything like a vintage car collection or gyrocopter? If we do, we should look into joining the millionaire's auto club or some such. Perhaps we can purchase maids from our peers at such meets, as well as get some friends cut from the same cloth as what we now are.

>>9050428
Help maids, one or the other if not both. Build favor even faster.

>>9050374
>1. Do the cooking
>2. Clean the house
These go to Sam

>3. Do Laundry
>5. Clean up the Beach
Katherine

>3. Do Laundry
Reg, because bros don't spend money like it's nothing.

Meanwhile we will
>1. Improve a facility: Repair: Poor (1 of 5) -> Repair: Decent (2 of 5)
we can masturbate once that is done.

>>9050447
definitely not

>>9050464
>we can masturbate once that is done.
I think you underestimate us, we can masturbate while we fix

>>9050428

>Reginald do the shopping

This man's time is VALUABLE. He exists to CRUSH FACES and INSPIRE FEAR.

>>9050396
Hey, we're young, rich, and have no job, school, or demands on our time. Why not masturbate?

>>9050374
Tsundere Meido does the cooking and laundry. Butler cleans the house. Samantha goes shopping and cleans the beach.

Also, I talk to one of my servants. Specifically, Samantha.

>>9050485

>>9050464
Whoos, I meant Reg should do the shopping.

You decide to jerk off to get rid of your morning wood. As a joke, you decide to call in your new Maid Katherine to help you out in the morning.

She walks into the room just as you're about to cum. "Oi, what is it that you, BLOODY HELL WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?" she screams, and turns and runs out of the room, just as your cum splats against the wallpaper.

Out in the hallway, you overhear Kathering murmuring something to the new hire. It sounds something like, "Never ever do that when he asks you to come up and see this."

Sadly, it looks like that trick won't work twice. You pervert.

-----
So in the end, you've got Samantha cooking, and Katherine down on the beach picking up trash. Seems like there's a lot of it, from the swearing you hear drifting up from the Beach.

You remember your morning appointment with Reginald, and you find him in the backyard shooting range. Instead of the huge array of guns he had yesterday, he's currently got a single revolver with him and a large box of ammunition.

"Where's all the guns?" you ask.

"That, lad, is a .22 caliber revolver," Reginald says. "You start with that, then you move up to a .38. When you've mastered that, we move you up to a .45."

"I thought you were going to teach me to use a real man's gun, not a pussy gun," you say.

"Lad, I'm carrying a .22 caliber right now," Reginald says. "Shoulder holster, concealed carry. Do you know why? Because it's small enough that I can always have it on me. It doesn't matter how big your gun is if you can't carry it with you. Remember rule 1 of a gunfight, lad: have a gun. All the time. No exceptions"

*THIS MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY GUN NUTS OF AMERICA AND BRITAIN. CONCEALED CARRY IS AWESOME CARRY.*

This is what I'm imagining Reginald as right now.

>>9050523
Eh, i kind of like the ides of katherine doing the laundry, then reginald doing it again, and snootily rubbing in the correct way to do it

GODDAMN UNCLE, WHY COULDN'T YOU LEAVE SEX SLAVES TO ME INSTEAD OF MAIDS DAMN IT!

>>9050485
"Kaaaaathriiine! Fetch the gauze! I accidentally put a nail through.....we'll just say there is a nail stuck in me!"

>>9050531

Accept the cool style of a small caliber pistol. Learn. Grow as a person.

>>9050531
>*THIS MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY GUN NUTS OF AMERICA AND BRITAIN. CONCEALED CARRY IS AWESOME CARRY.*
OP I love you

>>9050531

Wheelguns?

FUCK YEAH.

>>9050531

>katherine cum trick

Oh yes that was good.

>OP has /k/ommando chops

Maid quest is indeed best quest.

Reginald runs you through some basic handgun safety, some firing drills, and some other tips and tricks on how to handle a firearm.

LEVEL UP

You have now gained a new weapon proficiency in: FIREARMS.

At around noontime, Samantha comes out with a sandwich and some lemonade. You idly wonder if the girl knows how to make anything other than sandwiches, given that she seems to make them a lot.

"I made you some lunch," she says. "Also, there are a few new hires at the front door, asking to see you."

>>9050531
Shoot Reginald in the knee.

"YOU CAN'T FOOL ME UNCLE, I KNOW THAT'S YOU!"

>>9050531
Someone who appreciates the use of .22? A man after my own heart.

That's how you know you're dealing with pros. Six .22 slugs in a ten cm spread to the chest. Whoever died had it coming.

>>9050531
>Out in the hallway, you overhear Kathering murmuring something to the new hire. It sounds something like, "Never ever do that when he asks you to come up and see this."

Err, I though katherine was the new hire. Was she talking to herself, or do we already have a 3rd maid?

>>9050576
You're only a gun nut if you start the gunfights.

No don't shoot Reginald that is dumb. :(

>>9050608

Thank Samantha for the lunch, go inspect new hires.

>>9050531

>have a gun. All the time. No exceptions"

AND he has a Scottish accent, apparently. Oh yes. Reginald, Reginald, YUSH.

>>9050608
Fuck yeah, new playthings.

>>9050618
Samantha, Sorry.

You gain five Favor for catching the GM in a typo.

Total Favor: 20

>>9050608
Whelp, better go see them.

>>9050608
Begin masturbation and call in the new hires.

>>9050608
>a few new hires at the front door
All right, let's see 'em.

>>9050608

Acquire the following items:

1. Fire Extinguisher.
2. Vodka.
3. Slinky.
4. Pliers.
5. Extension cable.

Balancing these in your hands precariously, rush to the front door, shout "COME ON IN!" and set the items down, saying "Sorry, I was in the middle of something there."

>>9050640
Let's stay classy, wait till we've hired them and then we can give them the traditional welcome tomorrow morning

>>9050661

And RAM.

Okay. I'm imagining Reginald as halfway between Sean Connery and Michael Caine. It's awesome.

Holster the weapon on ourselves and let's go and meet the new hires. Thank Reginald for his tutelage and Samantha for the lunch. Pat on the butt on the way past optional.

>>9050677
>Pat on the butt on the way past optional.

For reginald or samantha?
I vote for both

>>9050673

Yes, and this. And tell Samantha she should feel free to order out for subs next time, the head maid shouldn't be obliged to make friggin sammiches. She's kind of a big deal.

>>9050661
We must do this, and gauge the response times!

>>9050642
>>9050640
>>9050625

After finishing lunch, you head to the front parlor to meet the new hires.

The first thing you see is one of them sitting on the rug, staring raptly up the curtains as they sway back and forth in the breeze. "Nyuuuu, nyuuu, nyuuu," she says, locked in hypnotic fascination. Also, she has black hair and cat ears on her head, and a cat's tail, swishing back and forth. Body type: not too shabby, but nothing to write home about.

"Do come and sit on the couch, friend Felicia," the other girl says. "You are being most distracting. It is rude to behave so." The other young lady is. . . well, her body is certainly something to write home about. Boobs bursting out of her blouse, practically. Long, straight black hair, and a pair of small, wire-rimmed glasses. She looks up as she sees you come in, smiles and stands. "And you must be the young master. I am Alicia. This is my f. . . my friend, Felicia. I understand you are in need of some household help?"

>>9050715

"Basically, yeah. Welcome aboard."

>>9050715

They're totally lesbians.

Must find way to get into threesome.

>>9050715
No to the first one. Hire the second one.

>>9050715
I need to hire some help in the areas of.... sex.

>>9050748
They're totally lesbians.

>>9050715
Well, I've heard all I need to hear, welcome aboard.

>>9050715
>boobs
>glasses
You are awesome.

>>9050715
Sophisticated booby lady? I think I love you Goushoujin-sama ;___;

>>9050715

"Nyuuuu, nyuuu, nyuuu..."

>>9050756
Did you already forget that we're a furry? Catgirl is half way there.

>>9050715
Compare Alicia's weight to that of a duck.

If she weighs more than a duck, then she and Felicia are lesbian lovers.

If she weighs less, then Alicia is a witch, Felicia is her polymorphed cat familiar, and they may still be lesbian lovers.

>>9050715

Affirm, but let's keep the nitty gritty of the deal under wraps for now. Katherine will surely fill them in anyways.

>>9050713

We can do that anytime OP finds convenient to slot it in. Best used by just casually walking past the person(s) you're fucking with.

>Boobs bursting out of her blouse, practically. Long, straight black hair, and a pair of small, wire-rimmed glasses.

Need to wank rising.....

>>9050776
Wait... we just hired Taokaka and Litchi?

Fuck, that's awesome! Time to sample meat buns, yes?

>>9050792
Dooo eeeet!

>>9050776
But is our GIGANTIC TAGER up to the strain?

>>9050715

Hmm. Ask if they prefer to be a unit or if they are capable of working independently. We know that Alicia is intelligent, but Felicia may be less than so. They may be two halves of one unit.

>>9050811
What anime are they from?

>>9050823
Nobody questions my GIGANTIC IRON TAGERRRRRRRRRR

>>9050849

TYGER TYGER FAPPING BRIGHT
IN THE BEDROOM OF THE NIGHT

>>9050811
So that would mean.... Valkenhayn is....

AWWWRIGHT

>>9050792
>>9050789
>>9050772
>>9050761
>>9050761
>>9050760
>>9050759
>>9050756
>>9050748
>>9050735

"Well, that's all I need to know. You're hired," you say. "Samantha, find them some rooms, and get them a place to stay. . ." You pause as Samantha gestures to you.

"Master," she says. "That young girl, Felicia. . . she's got cat ears."

"Yeah, she does," you admit.

"Isn't that. . ."

"Totally hot? Yes. Find her a room and a uniform, now."

Samantha sighs and shakes her head. "Come along, you two," she says, gesturing to the two new hires. They follow her out of the room.

-----
Alicia, the Kuudere
Type: Sexy / Cool
Level: Neutral
Special: Symbol: Ace of Spades

Athletics: 2
Affection: 2
Skill: 3
Cunning: 3
Luck: 0
Will: 2

Spirit: 30
Stress: 0

All other stats unknown
-----
Felicia, the Catgirl
Type: Lolita / Lolita
Level: Neutral

Athletics: 0
Affection: 2
Skill: 1
Cunning: 3
Luck: 4
Will: 2

Spirit: 30
Stress: 0

All other stats unknown
-----
Just as those two leave the room, you hear a loud thud, and a frazzled cry of dismay. Looking out the front door, you see Katherine struggling up the steps from the beach with a giant bag of trash over one shoulder. Her uniform is in horrible disarray, and she seems to be cursing loudly as she wrestles with the huge bag of refuse up the steps.

>>9050849
Except maybe Bang. Because he's just that sort of guy.

I can totally see him and Tager having a machismo contest while Jin sounds like a crazier Liquid Snake and Ragna facepalms.

>>9050876

Aw man. Go help her with that trash.

(Also, the ACE OF SPADES?)

>>9050876
Go help her, and tell her to just burn the trash next time

>>9050876
Help Kat

>>9050876
Help her out.

>>9050876
Help her, ask what happened. Oh, and tell her about the new hirees in explicit detail.

>>9050876

I vote we help her with that. No doubt we'll get all dirty too, but that's good. We'll both need a bath and change of clothes after that. Opportunities there? Very yes.

>>9050876
Better go help Katherine out, and be cool about it too.
We need one of those Tsundere reactions out of her.
"I-it's not like I needed your help or anything...idiot"

>>9050876

Help Katherine with the bag.

When we're done, say "St-stupid maid. I didn't help b-because I l-l-l-like you or anything. JEEZ!" And stomp out in a huff.

>>9050876

Run out there and tell her that there's no need for her to haul around that huge heavy bag of trash.

We should burn it. Tell her to get the newbies to help her kick it a safe distance from the house while you get the GASOLEEEEN

>>9050876
MASTURBATION!
ENGAGE!

>>9050922

FUCK THE GASOLINE, DO THIS

>>9050876
Let's help her.

>>9050876
Toss her a container of gasoline, a lighter, and directions to the house of someone we hate.

Tell her to take the trash and have some fun.

>>9050894
Clearly she's actually Spades Sharp* in disguise.

* (Rule 63 of Spades Slick, from MSPA)

>>9050876
Alicia is some kind of secret agent or tricky thief, calling it now.

Also, very sexy.

>>9050922
>>9050922
>>9050922

REBEL ONE

ACTION

>>9050970
God.
God yes. *Yes*.

>>9050922
I hope she's a thief. :3

>>9050922
Brilliant!

>>9050950
>>9050970
She's an Expy of Litchi from Blazblue.

And probably a witch.

The word she almost got out before she switched to "friend" when she mentioned Felicia was probably "familiar".

>>9050922

This.


Also, why does the catgirl have a 0 in atheltics? Aren't cats supposed to be agile & dextrous?

>>9050997
Eh, I bet it was fucktoy

>>9050925
>>9050922
>>9050920
>>9050915
>>9050914
>>9050912
>>9050905
>>9050900
>>9050894

You head out there and grab the bag from Katherine. "How the heck did you manage to gather this much trash?" you ask. . . then looking down at the beach, you gawk in surprise.

The entire thing is completely pristine. Not a single scrap of trash to be found. And you think she's even managed to find time to clean the goddamn bird guano off some of the rocks. What the fuck?

"You told me to clean the beach, so I cleaned the beach," Katherine says, matter of factly.

"Yes, but I didn't expect you to finish cleaning the beach," you mutter.

"Anyway," Katherine says, a bit off-handedly. "Thanks for the. . ."

". . . stupid maid!" you shout.

"What the hell?" Katherine blinks.

"I'm not doing this because I like you or anything!" you declare.

"Wait. . ."

"IDIOT!" you shout, and pushing past her, you run back into the house.

You glance back over your shoulder, Katherine is still standing there staring at you. Her hair is horribly frazzled, and her maid dress is falling off one shoulder. She doesn't seem to notice in her confusion.

Katherine has gained Relationship: she is now Neutral 6/10 (4 points to Warm).

>>9051011
Yes

Yeeesssssssss

>>9051011
Laugh ass off, flash thumbs up, say "but no seriously, good job."

Continue laughing.

>>9051011

JUST AS PLANNED.

I knew out-tsundereing the tsundere would work.

>>9051011
/tg/, you have chalked up a win in my book. However, I must bid you adieu.
This better be going when I return tomorrow....

>>9051011
Good lord we're insane. And awesome

>>9051011
Wonderful.

Okay.

I thought this was a fucking retarded quest at first. I fucking hate quests, I'm sick of them clogging page 0 all the god damn time, and it seems like faggots get lazier and lazier. I read the OP and thought "Oh joy, things have reached a new level of pathetic."

But damn it, this thing is actually hilariously awesome. Okay. You freaking win you weeaboos.

>>9051011

Sweet.

Alright, I think we need to go see some of the other girls while Katherine thinks over what happened. Let's go see how the new hires are settling in, and maybe make some 'suggestions' about their attire.

Also, we should think upon our hobbies. Whatever hobbies we have, we can include the maids in. That should bring us closer together. Perhaps put us in strike range.

STATUS UPDATE: it is now Afternoon, Day 2 out of 30.

Current Staff:

Reginald (Available)
Katherine (Available)

Samantha (Training new hires)
Alicia (In Training)
Felicia (In Training)

Mansion Status:
Facilities: Beachfront property
Kitchen: Fair (2 of 5)
Decor: Poor (1 of 5)
Gardens: Poor (1 of 5)
Repair: Poor (1 of 5)
Beach: Average (3 of 5)

Tasks:
Do Laundry
Clean the House
Go Shopping

WHAT DO?

>>9050997
I was referencing the Ace of Spades symbol, but Litchi is also an agent, so I guess my hunch is still on?

Litchi doesn't come off as kuudere, though. Maybe towards Bang...

Okay, so next, can we put the New Girl on the housecleaning?

>>9051024
I second laughing off the fake tsundere-ness. At the very least Katherine will think we're crazy, which we need if we're going to succeed our eccentric uncle.

>>9051072
UPGRADE... KITCHEN.
Reginald shop.
Katherine laundry.

>>9051072
Reginald, Kat and ourselves all work on repairs.

>>9051011
This wins everything forever.

(Incidentally, OP: it's 'goshoujin'. First vowel is short. Unless you really mean 'wealthy merchant person'.)

>>9051108
Actually, scratch that.
Reginald cleaning, Kat laundry, we go shopping.

Have we archived these threads yet?

Go shopping. We don't want anyone screwing up by buying the wrong things for us. The only help we should get is asking the others what we need, and possibly get those things.

We can also (Try to.) do the laundry, if we want points in everyone's book, and maybe exp, or we can leave it to someone else, to do it more effectively.

>>9051072

Reginald shall do the laundry, we'll clean the house, and Katherine can shop.

Also, hijinks.

>>9051129

nope
someone should get on that, for reginald's sake

>>9051072

New girl on laundry
Next, let's get some fucking repair this beeyotch. The mansion must be as depressing as fuck with 1 of 5 decor, but no point doing that until we fix this crapshack.

>>9051108
Seconded.

>>9051072

Put Reginald on home repair. Carpentry is so befitting his manly manliness.

Let's help Samantha do laundry.

>>9051101
First Vote wins

Around 2 in the afternoon, the guys from the hardware store show up. "Hey, where do you want the new fridge?" one of them asks.

You lead them into the kitchen and show them were the new fridge goes. "Sounds good," he says, then looking around the old kitchen, shakes his head. "Good lord, this shit is old. Want to remodel it? I can get you a good rate."

"Look, I can't really afford to. . ."

"I'm gonna be up front with you," he says. "I know a bunch of illegal immigrants. They're in this country without papers, but they know how to remodel houses. You give us a good rate, and we'll fix this place up right, kay?"

WHAT DO?

>>9051156

oh for the love of- forgot Samantha is doing training. Fuck, i can't read.

>>9051158
Hire the immigrants.

Give them the masturbation treatment.

>>9051152
In that case, scratch >>9051128 and back to >>9051108

>>9051158

DO IT

HOT LATINO MAID INCOMING

>>9051158

Get contact info, consult with Reginald and Samantha.

Also, needs more hijinks.

>>9051158

Do this. If they are proficient, we may keep them on as an on-call private militia. Start wearing khakis with riding boots and mirror shades.

>>9051158
Give them a good rate. Like, I mean, an actual fair, working wage. Even if this makes us briefly a pauper. It's just allowance, and we'll always have enough to survive.

>>9051158
Sure, why not

>>9051203

THIS

>>9051158
Ask if there would be maid material amongst them.

>>9051203

YES

>>9051158
Employ them, then acquire work visas. Or just adopt them all into the family.

>>9051194
>>9051232
If we do this, we will be getting either Maria from Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, Roberta from Black Lagoon, or possibly both.

...what the fuck am I saying? DO EEEET

>>9051203
Excellent

>>9051204
>>9051203
>>9051196
>>9051194
>>9051179

You consult briefly with Reginald and Samantha. Reginald seems a bit dubious at first. "Bloody Southerners. . . but the place could use a good remodeling," he admits. "If you think it's a good idea, let's do it."

You go back to the guy from the hardware store. "Sounds good," you tell him.

"Great, they'll be here tomorrow."

"Will it take long?" you ask.

"Not much more than a day or two," he says.

"Really? That fast?"

"Trust me," the guy says. "They're good."

-----
You send Reginald into town with a list to do some shopping. He heads out in his Toyota down into town. From the way he drives, he probably doesn't have any problems with stuck accelerators: you estimate he's doing about triple digits on surface streets, and you're pretty sure he doesn't need to do power slide drift-turns for a normal left-hand turn. But he does it anyway.

Coming back into the house, you hear another cry of dismay. . . then a shriek of terror coming from the laundry room.

>>9051283
RUSH TO ASSISTANCE

>>9051283
Go investigate the laundry room!
oh man I hope she isn't freaking out about the sock

>>9051283
I knew we should have taken the blood-stained altar out of the laundry room

>>9051283

Unholster our revolver, do a commando roll into the room just in case.

>>9051283

Seize closest blunt object and do our best bugle impression as we SOUND THE CHARGE

>>9051305
isn't the sock still under our bed...slowly molding

>>9051256
I don't know either of them.

>>9051203
>Start wearing khakis with riding boots and mirror shades.
Yes! Nerd time is over!

>>9051304
>>9051305

You wish she was freaking out about the sock.

What you see as you head to the laundry room is the laundry machine lurching and vibrating like a goddamn possessed demon from hell, shuddering as it vibrates out the laundry room and heads into the hallway, sending froth and foam all over the place in a cascade of bubbles. Katherine is perched on top, screaming in horror. "HELP HELP!" she screams "THIS BLOODY MACHINE'S GOING ON BLOODY WALKABOUT!!"

WHAT DO!?

>>9051305

>oh man I hope she isn't freaking out about the sock

despite my best efforts not to be amused by you, oh anon who is constantly in favor of fapping, I am amused.

>>9051334

Fire at the powerpoint with the revolver

>>9051334
unplug washing machine

It's spelt "goshujin". You have two extra o's.

>>9051334

Usually I'd say, sprint downstairs and kill the main.

But we need a new washing machine anyways. Unholster pistol-

oh, wait, it's a .22

Well, shit.

>>9051334

Uh...

Fuck...

Given the state of the house, I'm guessing thats normal.

Help her down, I guess.

>>9051351
whoa there tex. How about we just pull the plug rather than shoot up our house

>>9051334
Pull the plug?

>>9051334
SHOOT IT

>>9051358
Of which one is an "u", whatever.

Pull the plug. As nonchalantly as possible.

>>9051372

Our woman needs to know we don't fuck around. Doesn't matter if it's a thug or our motherfucking washing machine: you mess with our girl, you eat lead.

>>9051334
Pull plug.

>>9051334
Unplug it, I guess

The gun might not do it. But blunt objects must be at hand.

Deal with the washing machine... PERMANENTLY.

>>9051394
THIS
GUNSGUNSGUNS

>>9051394
How about we impress her by not overreacting and endangering her with ricochets.

>BAKER FOUR-ONE, VISUAL ON WASHING MACHINE

>BAKER FOUR-ONE, GUNS GUNS GUNS

Pull the plug, continue doing whatever we did before.

>>9051431

That was my concern as well. We just know how to use a gun, we're not a pinpoint shot yet. Endangering her by popping away with a .22 is foolish.

Which is why I strongly advocate the BRAAAAVEHEAAAAARRRRRT approach.

Spellingfags: you get 5 XP for correcting my spelling. Current total is 25. (Renamed Favor. It doesn't make sense to call it that any more).

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This is the moment you've been waiting for. This is what you've trained for your whole life. . . or, at least, since this morning.

Just like Reginald taught you to do, you cooly draw your .22 from concealment and raise it in a perfect Weaver stance. Your stance is good. Your grip is sure. Your sight is perfect.

Your target is very small. . .

> Dice roll: 5 x 2 = 10.

But luck is with you.

With a single shot, you sever the power cord. The beast lurches and falls, then slumps over onto its' side, defeated.

Katherine slumps off and falls onto the ground, exhausted, soaked through and through and covered in foam. "Oh bloody FUCK!" she swears. "I guess that didn't go so well after all. . ."

Repair has degraded to LOUSY (0 of 5) due to water and soap damage in the back hall.

just unplug. let her get out of the way, then shoot the damn machine.

BETTER IDEA:

We fire a volley at the plug, and as it loses power we swoop in, grab her off the top and roll into an adjoining room with her, coming to a rest so that we're holding her close.

"Are you alright?"

>>9051462

Holster gun. "At least you must've gotten a kick out of the spin cycle."

>>9051462
Holster gun coolly and help her to her feet. Brush the soap suds off of her and then tsundere mode.

>>9051462

Still run to her and hold her shoulders in mock concern. "Don't worry about the hallway, Katherine. We can fix that. But if you had been hurt... I'm just glad you're safe."

>>9051506

This situation calls for deredere, not tsuntsun.

>>9051462
Help her to her feet.

"Are you all right?"

>>9051462

>Just like Reginald taught you to do, you cooly draw your .22 from concealment and raise it in a perfect Weaver stance.

>With a single shot, you sever the power cord. The beast lurches and falls, then slumps over onto its' side, defeated.

We had best get started on repairs while Katherine cleans herself up, poor girl.

Also- it is imperative to drop a one liner.

"Looks like that appliance-"

*horatio*

"... is all washed up."

>>9051552

In the next room...

>>9051552

But we don't have sunglasses!

>>9051462
>Weaver Stance
What? Head off to learn Center-Axis Relock, we'll need it the next time a washing machine gets uppity in close quarters.

>>9051506
>>9051478
>>9051469

With a smooth, sly motion, you holster the gun and help Katherine up to her feet. "Well," you say, "<INSERT SLY AND WITTY JAMES BOND WITTICISM HERE.>"

She laughs as you brush the soap suds off her. "Shit," she mutters. "Now I've gotta go change. . ."

"You all right?"

"Yeah, yeah," she sighs. "I just need a change of clothes, is all." She looks up and down the hallway, now a complete, soaking, soapy mess. "Or maybe I should clean this up first."

As a side note, it would be wise to unplug the severed power cord before someone gets electrocuted.

>>9051478
2nd, as long as we pull out sunglasses as well. Then tell her to get cleaned up and she can have the rest of the day off

>>9051576
Let her change before cleaning up.

>>9051576

"I'll clean it up. This is gonna be your one chance to change out of that uniform without legs chewing you out."

>>9051478
>>9051552
YYYYEEEEEEAAAAHHH!!!!

>>9051462
Help her up.

>>9051552
We inexplicably produce sunglasses out of nowhere as we do this.

And then "Won't Get Fooled Again" starts playing in the background for no apparent reason.

>>9051576
go get changed and relax. Grab mop and call samantha and the new girls to help clean up mess

>>9051552
>"Looks like that appliance-"

>"... is all washed up.

Dammit, why didn't I think of this.

>>9051576

Seconding Katherine getting changed before cleaning up.

We should start.

>>9051592
>>9051590

Katherine laughs. "Thanks, sir. I'll go do that." As she heads out of the hallways, she pauses and looks over her shoulder. "You know," she admits, "you're not that bad after all. I kinda thought you were a total wanker, but you're just a fucking perv. A perv, yeah, but not an asshole."

KATHERINE HAS RAISED FACTION. RELATIONSHIP LEVEL RAISED TO WARM
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>>9051616
>>9051601
Good ideas!

>>9051576

Nah, nah, WE do the cleaning up. Girl just stayed on a fucking bucking washing machine for longer then eight seconds. They give out goddamn trophies for that kind of thing down in Texas.

>>9051576

"Well, let me help you."

Let's get to know her while we work. Ask her what her hobbies and favourite foods are. We can exploit both later.

>>9051576
"No, I'll take care of this. You go get cleaned up."

>>9051625
'W-What are you talking about!?"

>>9051625

d'aaaaw

she rides bucking washing machines and doesn't afraid of anything

>>9051625

Must upgrade facilities to ensure this doesn't happen again.

>>9051625
Demolish the hallway, replace it with an arcade.

No, not the type with video games. The other kind.

>>9051634
"Let me help you... GET CHANGED!"

Start masturbating with an unheralded fury at her nipples poking through her blouse.

You know, we're a pretty good protagonist, OP, thread.

We act like we've got six months to live, we're a bro to those around us, but we also fuck with them, cause we can, and because it's hilarious. We're easy-going, we don't laze about, and we masturbate a very large amount.

Hell yeah, /tg/.

Anonymous's relationship level raised to warm.
But it's not like I raised this relationship level for you, or anything.

>>9051620
>>9051619
>>9051616
>>9051604

Samantha and the two new hires poke their heads out of her room. "What was that noise?" Sam asks.

You pull out a pair of sunglasses and make a horrible pun I won't repeat here because it hurts this Anon's mind to think of it.

There is a loud series of groans all around. You lose 3 Bad Pun Experience (22 total)

"I'm gonna need some help with this," you say. "Could you grab some mops and maybe. . ."

"NYUUUUUUUUUUUU!" Felicia shouts. She suddenly runs across the hall on all fours and dives into a huge pile of suds. "NYU!" She pokes her head out of the suds pile.

By the way, Samantha has gotten them dressed up. Felicia is wearing a cute little apron and skirt number. Alicia, the taller one. . . basically just the skirt suit she was wearing before. But with a couple more frills. Also she's put her hair up in a high bun instead of wearing it loose. She pushes up her glasses and smirks. "Felicia, darling, get out of there," she says. "Don't be a pain."

>>9051677
D-DON'T SAY SUCH EMBARRASSING THINGS!

>>9051677
Actually, we're just pretending to be ill to fuck them and keep the money afterwards.

>>9051704

D'AWWWWWWWW

Start cleaning up with the maids.

>>9051704
"Honestly, I don't blame her. I've wanted to do that ever since I've saw it." Look left, then right.

Restrain self from jumping into suds pile and frolicking.

>>9051704

"Awww, let her have her fun!"

>>9051677
Anonymous is tsundere for himself? Nice.

>>9051729
Screw restraint. Frolic in suds pile, then start cleaning

>>9051704

"I must apologise, but our first meeting was rather rushed. Allow me to formerly introduce myself now that we have time. My name is [censored]. It's a... rare pleasure to have you on the staff."

>>9051704
>There is a loud series of groans all around. You lose 3 Bad Pun Experience (22 total)
TOTALLY WORTH IT

>>9051718

Unless we fall in love...

or OP gives us a REAL condition. MUAHAHAHAHAHA

SAVING THROW vs. PERVERT: 1

FAILED

It suddenly occurs to you that Katherine is probably naked right now. This thought fills you with interest as the two new hires and Samantha start to clean up the suds and such. After unplugging the damn cord, of course. Safety first, anons, water and electricity don't mix.

Frolic!

>>9051741
Well, she already thinks we're a perv. May as well go watch her and wank

>>9051741
But we continue helping them diligently.

>>9051741
Yeah, I was about to say, the new maids probably got electrocuted to death in the suds pile.

>>9051741

We... should try and covertly take a peek. It's the right thing to do. Suavely excuse ourselves, then slink off down the corridor.

>>9051741
MUST... RESPECT... PRIVACY...

>>9051741

SYSTEM FAILURE- BONER ALERT

BRAVO ONE-FOUR IS BUGGING OUT

Make decent excuse to BAIL before the MIGHTY BONER is noticed.

>>9051780
>>9051776
>>9051772
>>9051768

Next vote decides it

>>9051741
ALERT ALERT
SEXUALITY BREACH
FIND SCOURGE AND BEGIN FLAGELLATING SELF IMMEDIATELY

>>9051780

...Well, okay, we'll go peep.
But we'll knock first.

>>9051776
>>9051780
screw peaking. She already thinks we're perverted and we expect to have sex with our maids for money. Openly walk in and masturbate while watching her

>>9051741
A WOMAN UNDRESSES
A MAN PEEPS
PEEP

Imagine Uncle Pervert naked.

With Nancy Pelosi.

>>9051795
We should check up on her.

She might be, like, traumatized. And stuff.

Yeah.

>>9051812
so hot...must wank

>>9051828
Incoming downgrade from pervert back to wanker?

>>9051828

>>9051812
Narrated by Henry Kissinger?

DON'T DO IT! DON'T DO IT!

... the girl with huge tits will get naked eventually. That's the money-shot, right there.

>>9051803

Deciding vote is cast!

You discreetly wait until the girls are busy mopping up the suds, and then you make the excuse of finding a dolly or something to move the damaged washing machine out of the way. Then you make a beeline to Katherine's room and head to the door.

You knock once, very quietly, on the door. A moment later, when no one answers, you peek the door open just a tad and take a glance in. Strangely enough, Katherine didn't lock the door. . .

The first thing you see is Katherine's bare back, slender and soft. Her bare ass is small and flat, but still rather sexy, and her legs, although short, are still slender and shapely.

She turns around as she reaches for her sweatshirt, and you see something more than you anticipated. . .

SPECIAL CHARACTERISTIC REVEALED: TRAP (Actually a boy)

>>9051823
One step forward, two steps back.

>>9051863
>implying we want tits and not sweet, sweet loli.

>>9051868
Close the door and then dance.

>>9051868
Roll a SAN check?

>>9051868
Even hotter. We must get her to wear a Tails costume for us

>>9051868

SPRIONG.

Go back to the master bedroom and masturbate furiously.

>>9051888

4+ Sanity save:

> 4

PASSED

You manage to silently close the door and duck off to one side of the corridor before you bite your knuckle and stifle a silent scream.

>>9051868
Hell yes. We have *two* awesome bros on our side.
And close the door real quick :o

>>9051868
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>9051868

Haha... ahahahaHAHA! AHAHAHAHA!

Not sure what to do here...

Night /tg/. Hope this is still around when I get back.

>>9051868

>>9051868
Although most of /tg/ apparently disagrees with me

>>9051868
Fuck. We gotta find an excuse to fire him now.

>>9051902

That better be a scream of happiness.

Because delicious tsundere trap is win. We should hit that like the fist of an angry god!

>>9051803

just knock on the way in

>>9051868
Well, at least uncle's will doesn't seem to have specified that the maids we fuck must be female

>>9051929
no man he's great, don't fire him
so what if we don't find him sexually attractive, he's cool

>>9051868
How disappointing.
We need some flat maid as a replacement ASAP. Punish Kat for lying to us by forcing her to wear butler attire. Male butler attire.

>>9051868

>>9051908

>Hell yes. We have *two* awesome bros on our side.

We need to get... Kat... into the whole guns thing as soon as possible.

Wait a minute. Not all is lost here. There are potions in most Maid universes that gender swap. We just need to wait for one to come up if this is unbearable. No need to fire a trusted employee.

>>9051902
Well, I guess we should have seen that coming.

...we talking full-dude, or futa?

>>9051868
ahhh crap....

>>9051868

>>9051955
Full-dude. He crossdresses.
Clearly, he really needed the job.

Which is, uh, kind of sad, when you think about it. We should keep him on board.

>>9051940
This. Keep him around, and if we're running out of time, threaten to reveal him if unless buttsecks.

>>9051954
If we find one, we use it on ourselves.

Everyone who isn't still interested in fucking that trap is a fucking retard. So what if there's a penis or a vagina? She's attractive, therefore, FUCK IT!

>>9051925

I might be /d/eviant but I'm not that far gone. I'm with you, anon.

>>9051934

bring the tsuntsun back. gotta keep her *cough* on her toes, so next time she's be all "but i thought you didn't like me.."

>>9051868

As your mind reels, confused with conflicting feelings, the door opens. Katherine stands there, wearing a t-shirt and sweatpants. S/he turns and sees you curled up in the corner, biting your knuckle. . . his face turns pale, then she sighs. "Come in," he says.

You follow him into the room, and he closes it behind himself. "What did you see?" he asks, sitting down on the bed and crossing his legs. He seems uncharacteristically serious, now. . . even scared, maybe.

>>9051999
"You're a guy. I'm a guy. It's cool."

>>9052009
hey, let's wank1

Let's not stub our toe here. We can choose our course of action on Katherine (Karl?) later. We should plan the afternoon. Also, I think we should have an evening in the hearth room with brandy and cigars to welcome the new employees.

OP, you magnificent motherfucker. This wasn't planned from the start, was it? This was going to befall the first one we made an early lead with .

Or, you just knew that /tg/ would go for the tsunadre. You clever, clever bastard. I love this quest.

>>9051999
"Too much for my liking. Care to explain?"

>Lady turns out to be a dude.
>Half of /tg/ welcomes this.
>The other half holds back bile only barely.

ANNDDDDD the fanbase splits.

I predict only more and more controversy.

Me, I'm in this for the ladies. I dunno about the rest of you guys.

>>9051999

Tell her we'll keep her secret.

And confess attraction to her.

I am completely in favor of delicious buttsex.

>>9051999
"Something I can't UNSEE"

>>9051999
"...I LIKE VAJAJYAYS YOU ICKY ICKY ICKY PERSON."

>>9051999

uh oh. we saw things, but... i'd like to see more, personally. (i mean, she was obviously passable before...)

>>9052038
Considering that we almost went for the manly butler last thread are you really surprised?

>>9052038
I'm in this to become the coolest dude ever, both in the sense of being an awesome gentleman, and also in the sense of having hilarious times.

Getting with chicks is secondary. Even if we're not attracted to Kat (because we're straight, I think?) he's still a cool guy and a hard worker, and anyway, it's n... not as if we like him, or anything, don't get the wrong idea.

>>9051999

"I saw the Ur-spider just now. Not some normal spider, lady, I'm talking, like, a spider the size of Mt. Rushmore on fucking 'roids. I'm getting some fucking snake loads for this revolver, because, god DAMN."

>>9051999
"There was...A penis. I tried to repress everything after that, but needless to say I'm going to need you to cover the cost of getting my boner de-inverted."

>>9052038
I'm really looking forward how this is going to develop. I agree with you though.

I wish I'd saved that cropped pic from Pink Sniper with the "Hooray for a chick with a great big dick!" line, because its completely applicable here.

Unless, you know, she's tiny.

>>9051999

"I saw what was important. But I just want you to know that it is anything but. As long as you can still fulfil your duties, I have no problem with you."

He must be stressed, so we should invite him to have a quick nip of brandy and make light of the situation so that he feels hiding it was all a bit silly before rejoining the others.

>>9051999
"Back to back?"

>>9052077

What this gentlemen said.

And besides, if we wanted to take a walk on the wild side, why not? We've only got six months to live, anyways.

RIGHT? WINK WINK

Just give 'em a bit of a scowl and a moderately incredulous "Seriously?"

>>9051999

"Nothing I ever want to see again. Now get dressed, there is work to be done downstairs."

If he is a good maid he can stay, at least in my opinion. Maybe he'll hook up with out butler?

>>9052009

"Katherine" sighs and shakes his head. "Damn it. I knew I shouldn't have taken the damn job. I knew it was a lousy idea in the first place."

He reaches into his wallet and pulls out a photograph. He hands it to you. It's of a young boy. . . rather like the one sitting across from you, in fact. . . and two older people. A man and woman, probably his parents. "This is my dad and mom," he confirms. "They didn't take my revelation well. . . to say the least." He reaches into his sweatpant pocket, pulls out a cigarette, and taps it out before lighting up and taking a long drag through trembling fingers. "Dad tossed me out of the house. Called me a fucking faggot, told me he didn't want me under his roof any more. Wandered around the city for most of a week before legs found me. I guess it was a stupid idea to take the job, but hell. . . when you've been sleeping under bridges and eating trash for a week, money and warm bed sounds like a good idea."

He looks up at you and sighs. "Look, I just need a place to stay. Give me a little time to find a real job and I'll get out of your hair. I won't tell anyone about this. Please?"

A warm wet hole and a cute face is a warm wet hole and a cute face. Additional hardware be damned.

>>9052098

>I'm going to need you to cover the cost of getting my boner de-inverted.

A LOL was had.

>>9051999
"Enough to feel puny in comparison."

Then start crying.

"You wouldn't happen to have a gender-swap potion, would you?"

Follow this up with clarification that we'd be using the potion on ourself, not him/her/whatever.

My previous statement stands. I don't care about the sob-story. Half everyone has one, and it's unimportant.

>>9052167

She's staying riiiight here.

We should pay for her mones out of our allowance, as it will buy her undying loyalty, and probably hot sexings.

And she's probably a sub, too.

Also, this could be advantageous. Having a bro in the midst of the maids could give us access to some good info.

>>9052167
You can stay if you swallow.

"I saw some stuff I probably could've gone without knowing. As long as you can do your work, you don't have to worry about your job. Tell you what, though, help me hook up with some of the other maids and I'll give you a bonus."

>>9052167
>>9052201 is now responding to the above instead.

>>9052167
"Katherine, while this is shocking, and different. I'm fine with it, really. I'm dead in half a year, and I have no reason not to accept you for who you are. Please stay and please keep wearing the miniskirts."

"Also, I still want you fuck you. Hard."

>>9052167
Don't let him plug our heartstrings. Tell him that he can stay as long as he does a good job as a maid. If he's just gay offer him the option to wear a butler outfit instead.

>>9052236
This.

>>9052167
Comfort Kat. He's cool.
"Hey. Hey. Don't say that. We are in this to win it. Look, I'm probably not gonna win this will anyway, I've only got six months to live, so I'm not kickin' somebody out on the streets just cause they've got a penis."

"I mean, I've got one of those. I can't discriminate against penises. I'd be a penis-traitor."

Let's keep him around.

>>9052236

this, a thousand times this.

>>9052167

"SLOW YER ROLL, son. You went eight rounds with the Washing Machine from Hell. You do that on a steer down in Texas and you could fuck Richard Simmons in the ass in the middle of Austin and they'd still call you a man. You stay."

Okay, vote point.

1. SEX UP "KATHERINE" and count him as a conquest.

or

2. Don't sex up "Katherine" and use him as a mole among the maids for information?

CAST VOTES NOW!

>>9052167
While we're out in fetish territory, I would like to set up a laboratory in our basement to create some kind of shark tits maid.

>>9052297
TAP DAT ASS!

>>9052297

11111111111111111111111111111!!!!!

And pay for horomones so she can grow tits.

>>9052266

>"I mean, I've got one of those. I can't discriminate against penises. I'd be a penis-traitor."

STRONGLY IN FAVOR OF THIS.

Penis-unity before sexual preference!

2

>>9052297

Use as mole to gain tits.

>>9052297
Definitely option number 2.

>>9052297
Sex. We don't need a mole. We need sex.

>>9052297
Give Kat the hard dickings. But make him/her put on the maid costume first.

>>9052297

2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2

INFORMATION IS EVERYTHING

>>9052297
Don't sex up and don't use as mole. Let him decide if he wants to keep pretending to be a girl, otherwise send him to train with reginald in the ways of being a manly butler

Can't we sex him up, count him as a conquest, AND use him as a mole..?

>>9052297
2 and then 1 if we're low on time and desperate.

>>9052297
#2, pass up a little now so we can have more later.

>>9052167

"Yeah, some people are like that, but whatcha gonna do? As long as you can clean, you'll be fine here. By the way, don't smoke in here, it gets in the furniture, it's a bitch for the other maids to clean. There's a little courtyard to your left, use that."

>>9052297
Make Kat give a mouth hug!

Do both!

>>9052297
2

>>9052297
2 please 2.

>>9052297
1 plz

>>9052297
DO IT! Traps are awesome.

>>9052297
definitely 2, he is a bro

>>9052297
1.

>>9052297

Why can't we do both? If the other maids think we're gay, they'll let down their guard. Chicks love fags after all.

>>9052297
[x] 2. Don't sex up "Katherine" and use him as a mole among the maids for information?

We have a goddamn Wingman now; Kat can be the Goose to our Maverick. Except undercover. So like Goose Fishersnake. Of Sex.

>>9052297
2 unless we start running out of time on the will

>>9052401
He's a bro we can fuck. Do both!

1&2
Why can't we have our delicious trap and eat it too?

>>9052297
1- 'Katherine'. Target locked!

>>9052297
11111111111111111111

>>9052297
Oneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneone.

111111111111111111111111111111111111

>>9052424

Because if you fuck him, he'll get jealous and try to sabotage relationships with the other maids!

What the hell. This has been weird from the start so let's go deeper.
One.

KAT IS SPY

>>9052453

Then we obviously need to form some sort of harem.

Two.

We need information, goddamnit.

What a shit strom.

The votes are in:. . . Option 2 wins!

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"Look, K. . . what's your real name?"

"My real name," 'Katherine' says, glaring at you a bit annoyedly, "is Katherine, and as soon as I can afford the damn surgery, it will really be that. But the name my parents gave me was Kris."

"Ummm. . ." you decide not to tread on that minefield right now. "Well, look, here it is. I need that money. I need it bad. And in order to get that money, I need to sleep with some girls. I need an in with them. Can you help me with that?"

"That? Oh, sure, I can get you some info." Kat sighs in relief. . . and maybe disappointment? "In fact, I can give you one right now. Samantha? The head maid?"

"Legs?"

"Yeah, legs. She can't hold her liquor."

"Really?" you think to yourself.

"Yeah. Last night, she decided that the two of us should get to know each other. Girl talk, girly stuff, you know. She had like two glasses of wine and she was all over the place. Seriously. Nearly took her clothes off right then and there because she spilled some on her blouse. I had to drag her back to her room."

"I see. . ."

STATUS UPDATE: Katherine remains at WARM.

>>9052424

Indeed, why not?

>>9052453
Or you can get him to join in. Samatha with a strapon peggin Kat while we throat fuck him!

We have to choose? :(
Because it will make a cool scenario, 1.

sex up kat.

Is this archived yet?

>>9052453

If that happens with him, then why wouldn't that happen with the other maids? We need to be a philanderer, and now is the perfect place to start!

>>9052480

See! She obviously seeks someone to validate her femininity, as the only other people who know of her gender issues are her homophobis parents.

The best thing we can do is support her!


With our penis.

>>9052480
Thank Katherine then give him/her a kiss on the cheek. Then leave to go get a dolly and help with the mess.

>>9052496

dammit! too slow!

>>9052481

We might yet manage it... we might yet manage...

And legs is vulnerable to liquor. MMM-HMMM. Let us muse on this....

>>9052480
"Well, I'll probably try to keep this on the lighter side of the consent barrier for now, but thanks. Hang in there, Katherine."

>>9052480

Ah, excellent. He will be our true love, who we respect and confide in as he feeds us intel about the other maids. Once we have our inheritance, the two of us will live happily ever after and rule our growing financial maid empire with a fist of iron.

Now, go back to the laundry room and keep helping the maids clean up.

>>9052548

we might yet manage...to sleep with katherine later anyway.

>>9052480

"Thanks for the info. High-five."

After that, we should return before anyone gets suspicious. I also resubmit my suggestion of a few brandys in the hearth room. Maybe Samantha can stay a little longer to... plan tomorrow's workload. And have a few more drinks. With us.

>>9052480
Borrow money.

Pay for Kat's surgery.

We're going to be rolling in money in a month, we should have a nigh-infinite line of credit.

Also, this bitch be auto-saging.

Sage for doublepost.

>>9052543
Okay yeah we give Kat a kiss on the cheek too.
D'awww.

>>9052569
perhaps we should hold off on samantha for now, unless we want regenald to shoot us

Now that the Kat situation is more complex, I find my attention wandering back to Samantha... her innocence... those long, slender legs... those deep, blue eyes...

>>9052480

Tell Kat if he wants to be treated like a honourable person, he should stop suggesting raping his coworkers.

Offer to pay for kat's surgery, provided he can give us good info. Then sex him up afterwards. Or before. Either way, score!

>>9052569
>>9052560
>>9052543

"Thanks, Katherine. You're a pal." You give him a high five and some manly respect knuckles, then head out to find a dolly in the garage.

On the way there, you find that Reginald has already gotten back with the groceries. You also find that he has apparently found out about the situation in the back hall, because he's lugging the laundry machine out to the curbside to be picked up as trash.

Alone.

Without a dolly.

Just lugging that huge fucking thing over one shoulder, like he doesn't give a fuck.

"Ah, young master," he says. "It seems we will need a new washing machine."

>>9052548
>>9052556
>>9052569

You are also reminded, as you see him powerfully lugging this machine out to the curb alone, of a major barrier between you and Samantha's sweet, sweet, smex.

>>9052627

Hey, if we get her a bit tipsy, she might slip all sorts of things. Like, you know, her hopes... her dreams... what she REALLY thinks of us...

>>9052579
Why should we? She'll have to earn that herself. Life is not a pony farm.

>>9052650

>Just lugging that huge fucking thing over one shoulder, like he doesn't give a fuck.

Picture related- Reginald.

>>9052650

why is he standing between us and samantha?

>>9052650
And now, my thoughts fall upon Felicia and Alicia. The two of them are delightfully unrelated to Reginald.

If we can get a fifth maid, we can make it through this without Hard Mode.

>>9052656
For us it is, because all we have to do is give three girls a ride and we're set forever.

>>9052650

Okay...let's hold off on legs for a bit.

I suggest we try to find out more about Alicia. I suspect it was her witchcraft that had something to do with our washing machine being possessed.

Does catnip have an effect on catgirls? Just curious.

>>9052656
Our life is a pony farm, though. Why not spread it around? We've got a home to go back to if we mess this up, she doesn't.

So, uh, take care of your bros. Even if they are chicks.

>>9052698

We already HAVE three non-reginald related maids, you idiot.

One delicious trap, one lolcatgirl, and one sexy big tittied chick.

>>9052699
Yes, but we're upper class. She is decidedly not. Giving her money for free would be irresponsible.

Gentlemen, I propose that since we know Kat to be our one true love, we don't mess it up by sleeping with the other maids. Instead, we must ROB A BANK to pay for her surgery! ATTICA ATTICA

>>9052758
Hmm, right. "Ridiculous wage, because she is the second awesomest maid we've got" is probably best.

Given that it's getting on to evening, and you've had a long day, you decide to call it a night. You head back up to your room after dinner, lay down on the bed, and you try to get some sleep.

You try to jerk off, but it's a bit tough to. Your libido is all confused.

You fall asleep and have weird-ass dreams about girls with giant penises riding on monstrous washing machines chasing you around the house laughing maniacally. . .

New thread is here:

>>9052773

>>9052758
We are giving her money so that she can become the little girl.

How can we deny her that and still claim to represent /tg/?

>>9052698
We really need to get a loli maid. Could we have somebody make a femal clone of us?

>>9052698

You fool! Hard Mode renders extra loot! GO FOR THE FUCKING GOLD.

>>9052768

We started as fucking MEN. Why should we now turn to fuzzy lovestruck BITCHES because of a sob story? Rance the fuck up.