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"Not quite!" your uncle admits. "My soul was warded against being DEVOURED by that bitch. On the other hand, we couldn't quite get to heaven. Come to think of it, I'm not sure if we'll wind up in heaven anyway. We might just wind up back down here. . . or as ghosts. haunting people."
"Anyway," he admits. "You don't need to fuck three girls in order to avoid getting eaten by a demoness. . . but," he says, slyly leaning forward and looking past you at the naked paladin chick and the catgirl in the back of the chopper, voice masked by the sound of the blades, "I think you should go for the sex thing anyway. Also, the will's still binding."
"Anyway, thanks for the rescue, nephew. . . and see ya later. If I don't get into heaven, maybe I'll come bother you. See ya, Reg."
"You always were an asshole," Reginald says to your uncle, smiling.
They brofist. Then in a flash of light, your uncle is gone.
As you start to fly off into the sunset, you turn to Jehanne, who is staring at the sleeping Felicia, and ask her a simple question. "What kind of sin were you trying to repent for, anyway?"
Jehanne blushes. "I ummmm. . . well, there was a stable boy, back in the world I come from. . . and he was taking a bath, and I was taking a bath, and one thing led to another, and. . ."
She stammers and blushes, and her voice trails away. |
