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  • File : 1270795620.jpg-(130 KB, 391x603, Recovered_JPEG_1468.jpg)
    130 KB MAID QUEST PART X: "FAIL FAP FICTION" Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)02:47 No.9078487  
    WHAT HAS COME BEFORE:

    Part 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9047710/
    Part 2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9050315/
    Part 3: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9052773/
    Part 4: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9054492/
    Part 5: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9055966/
    Part 6: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9070998/
    Part 7: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9073610/
    Part 8: >>9075194
    Part 9: >>9077019

    You are a young man who has suddenly come into an unexpected inheritance: a rather large mansion

    and a sizeable amount of money. However, your rather eccentric uncle has put a secret rider in

    his will: in order to inherit the money, you must:

    1. Repair the rather old and decaying house.
    2. Hire a full staff of maids to upkeep it.
    3. Have sex with at least three of them. (1/3)

    Loot
    Alien Repair Bots
    Mysterious Alien Sphere
    Demonic Ace of Spades

    Mansion Status:
    Facilities: Beachfront property
    Kitchen: Average (3 of 5)
    Decor: Poor (1 of 5)
    Gardens: Fair (2 of 5)
    Repair: PERFECT (6 of 5)
    Beach: Average (3 of 5)

    Staff
    Reginald, Your Butler (Devoted)
    Samantha, Your Head Maid (Devoted) - LOVE
    Katherine, the redheaded trap-kun (Warm 8/10)
    Felicia, the cute catgirl (Warm) - SEXED
    Jehanne, the paladin (Trust)
    SISTER FUCKING CARMINE, THE FUCKING FEMALE FUCKING ANGRY MARINE! (Angry)

    25 XP (+25 LOSE VIRGINITY BONUS)

    This is now afternoon of day 5 of 30. There are conflicting votes as to what to do. From what I can see, the major options being considered are:

    1. Train in CQC with Reginald.
    2. Hire a Scientist Maid to research PLASMA WEAPONS and go for Avengers. Or something.
    3. Go shopping, buy some morning glories and improve our decor.

    WHAT DO?
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)02:48 No.9078507
    i'd say 2. then let REginald get first dibs
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)02:48 No.9078508
    2 - Have Sam search.

    3 - WE NEED NEW FUCKING MORNING GLORIES BECAUSE OF THOSE FUCKING SECTOIDS.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)02:49 No.9078511
    I say go for CQC. We're absolutely defenseless without a death ray.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)02:49 No.9078517
    >3. Go shopping, buy some morning glories and improve our decor.

    Locate maid that can assist in this. I'm thinking Carmine. So long as you both stay angry, shit can go smpothly.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)02:49 No.9078518
    >>9078487
    Hire a scientist maid. Why? FOR SCIENCE!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)02:49 No.9078523
    >>9078487
    Put an ad in the papers for a scientist meido, then replace the morning glories. Then do CQC training once those are done.

    Then we can get on with seducing Jehanne or Samantha.

    ... Or Kat.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)02:49 No.9078527
    So CQC with Reginald is on the table... hmm, point, he's probably training the god-damned MAIDS in that as we speak, so...

    The scientist maid is imperative too, though. Our nerd skillz let us get the repair bots, but the demonic spade, and the mysterious alien sphere... so much potential there. Not to mention, another maid!

    I have to go with the scientist maid.
    >> Gemini 04/09/10(Fri)02:50 No.9078532
    3. We need downtime, and we need to show that we work on the mansion too, not just dictate. Take Felicia with us, seeing we haven't talked since this morning, and taking Carmine to a place made of glass can't ever be a good idea.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)02:51 No.9078547
    >>9078511

    >Death Ray.

    I'm confident that was recovered in the aftermath of our battle with Alica. Even if it wasn't, that dinky .22 revolver has bested the very aliens using the death ray AND proved effective against a Demon. And there's the second one we entrusted to Reginald we can secure if Shit Promises To Get Real In The Near Future.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)02:51 No.9078552
    >>9078532
    And the rambunctious catgirl with the short attention span and the massive libido is better?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)02:52 No.9078556
    >>9078547

    We should upgrade a .38 special.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)02:53 No.9078573
    Ummm, I think we should have 30 exp total now. We got a bonus from you when you mixed up HP and Exp, said 1 exp per beer (5 at the time).
    >> Gemini 04/09/10(Fri)02:55 No.9078587
    >>9078552

    Yes, because we can buy some catnip while she's there and mellow her the fuck out.

    ... just realised that catnip is almost a date-rape drug for catgirls. Huh.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)02:55 No.9078597
    NOTE: I AM GOING TO SLEEP SO SOMEONE ELSE WILL HAVE TO ARCHIVE THIS PART. I HAVE ALREADY ADDED PART 9.

    DON'T FORGET TO VOTE THAT SHIT UP IF YOU WANT IT TO STAY.

    GOOD NIGHT & GOOD QUESTING.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)02:56 No.9078601
    >>9078587
    Couldn't we just go with Jehanne and avoid this mess altogether?
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)02:57 No.9078606
    What the hell.

    You check with Samantha, and inform her of your need for a scientist maid. She nods and informs you that there's already an ad in the paper. Seems like there's a dearth of domestic servants with graduate degrees from MIT around.

    Given that there's an argument over whether to take Felicia or Carmine, I'm going to split the difference: you borrow the car and take it into town to pick up some new morning glories. At the hardware store, you manage to pick up some flowers and such for the garden, and some morning glories for the front trellis. Yeah, that should look nice.

    You get back home in time to see Reginald walking back from the back yard. He's actually got his jacket off, and it seems he's actually managed to build up a sweat. "How is it going with the new hires?" you ask.

    "Pretty well. They're not bad, for amateurs," Reginald says. "They should suffice."

    "I see. . . thanks for bailing me out of hell, by the way."

    "No problem, young master. I am your butler. It is my duty to be there when you call."

    "Listen, my fighting skills aren't up to snuff. Maybe you can show me some more tricks? Something more close in?"

    "Close quarters battle? Hand to hand? I suppose I may as well. If you wouldn't mind staying on after you give my daughter a shooting lesson." He gives you a hard, stern stare, flinty eyes glinting in the evening light. "Treat. Her. With. Respect," he orders.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)02:57 No.9078613
    >>9078601

    Jehanne for love.

    Catgirl for WILD FREAKY SEX.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)02:58 No.9078619
    >>9078573
    That's where the other five came from. You'll get that back.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)02:58 No.9078627
    >>9078597
    >PART 9
    FUCK I AM MORE TIRED THAN I THOUGHT. I ADDED PART 8, NOT 9. SOMEONE ELSE WILL HAVE TO ADD IT TOO.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)02:59 No.9078633
    >>9078606
    "Frankly, sir, why wouldn't I? I love her."
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)02:59 No.9078635
    >>9078606
    Sir, yes sir!

    If he says jump, we'll be jumpin.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:00 No.9078641
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    >>9078606

    "Will helpless adoration suffice?"
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)03:00 No.9078642
    >>9078606
    I fucking stand at attention and SALUTE. "SIR OF COURSE. NEVER DREAM OF IT"
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)03:00 No.9078647
    Change IT to DISRESPECTING HER
    >> Gemini 04/09/10(Fri)03:01 No.9078652
    >>9078606

    Laugh whimsically.

    "Don't worry, Reginald. I'll treat her as an upstanding gentleman should. Thanks again, I'll see you tomorrow."

    After that, we should go see Jehanne. We haven't talked since we sent her away this morning when she interrupted us.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:01 No.9078653
    >>9078606
    "Yes, sir!"

    Hearty salute.

    Proceed to think of penetrating Sam with our "gun" if you know what I mean. Since we broke out of hell, I think a brief little just-into-the-afternoon fap icing on the 'lose-virginity-to-demonic-catgirl' cake is well deserved.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:01 No.9078662
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    "I left 'respect' in the dust on my way to 'helpless infatuation' a few days ago, sir."
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)03:02 No.9078666
    >>9078652
    gotta agree with visiting Jehanne.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:03 No.9078680
    >>9078652
    Going with this.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)03:03 No.9078687
    >>9078647
    >>9078642
    >>9078641
    >>9078635
    >>9078633

    Satisfied with your response, Reginald taps his riding crop against his boot and walks into the house to get a shower.

    A little while later you hear Samantha calling everyone for dinner. It's not sandwiches for once. It's pot roast. Seems she's improving her repertoire.

    It is now Evening of Day 5.

    Your call. In addition to normal events, you should be aware that you've unlocked two Special Events: one involves the Mysterious Alien Sphere, the other the Ace of Spades, so you can go for one of those too.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:04 No.9078694
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    >>9078666
    >>9078652
    Yes. Let's see how good the paladin is in...

    ... Wait....

    >>9078666

    >9078666

    >666
    YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:04 No.9078704
    >>9078687

    MYSTERIOUS ALIEN SPHERE

    MIND PROOOOOBE
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:04 No.9078706
    >>9078687
    Alien Sphere all the way. What does the xenos tech hold for us?
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)03:05 No.9078708
    >>9078687
    I bring Jehanne and Carmine when we deal with the sphere. a righteous paly and a fucking beatdown machine should take care of things
    >> Gemini 04/09/10(Fri)03:05 No.9078713
    >>9078687

    THE ACE OF SPADES! THE ACE OF SPADES!

    First though, let's talk to Jehanne. We should touch base. And touch base, if the opportunity arises.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:05 No.9078715
    >>9078687

    I vote against alien sphere, its probably our ticket to giving Kat the vagoo she always wanted.

    I vote on visiting Jehanne or Kat. Perhaps CARMINE if we're feeling in the mood for muscle.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:05 No.9078716
    >>9078687
    Let's do the alien sphere. Maybe there will be more delicious alien technology.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:05 No.9078718
    Sphere. Go with the Sphere. For it is round and something.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:05 No.9078720
    >>9078687
    The Ace of Spades.

    Since we're a nerd, find some way to get Motorhead's song playing while we're mucking around with it.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:05 No.9078725
    >>9078687
    Let's leave the alien tech for our techie maid. Let's go for the ACE OF SPADES.
    >> Gemini 04/09/10(Fri)03:06 No.9078730
    >>9078718

    But it's Alicia's Ace of Spades. What if we can nuke her back to life?
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)03:06 No.9078733
    All right, consensus is leaning towards talk to Jehanne first, then either Ace of Spades or Sphere.

    Please vote nao:

    1. Ace of Spades
    2. Sphere
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:07 No.9078739
    1. Ace of Spades
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:07 No.9078740
    2
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:07 No.9078744
    >>9078733
    Sphere
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:08 No.9078750
    >>9078733

    ACE. We should get either a .45 SMG from storage or an M4, and Jehanne.

    We shouldn't fuck with the sphere, thats why we're hiring the scientist maid.
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)03:08 No.9078752
    Ace. bring Jehanne with to Ace. Save Orb for Kat or Scientist
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:08 No.9078760
    >>9078733
    Eh. Sphere.

    Agree with getting Jehanne and Carmine like >>9078708 said. Can never be too prepared... except for when you have a raygun that you think is better used on yourself instead of the succubus it could insta-fry.
    >> Jabberwock 04/09/10(Fri)03:08 No.9078765
    Sphere.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:08 No.9078766
    >>9078725
    >>9078720
    >>9078713
    Another for the Ace of Spades.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:08 No.9078769
    >>9078733

    sphere
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:09 No.9078772
    Ace
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:09 No.9078774
    1
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:09 No.9078780
    Spades.

    Maybe we'll get delicious tits?
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)03:09 No.9078781
    cmon guys. save the orb for the scientist. we got the paladin to deal with the demon ace
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:10 No.9078790
    ace of spades
    >> Gemini 04/09/10(Fri)03:10 No.9078793
    ACE. OF. SPADES.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:10 No.9078794
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    >>9078704
    >Mind probes
    OH FUCK

    GO TIME
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:10 No.9078795
    1
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:10 No.9078799
    >>9078780
    Actually, if we revive Alicia, we can make it so that she works for us instead of the other way around...

    OBEDIENT succubus-maid!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:10 No.9078800
    2. Sphere
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:10 No.9078801
    Ace
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:11 No.9078804
    spades. Bring guns and paladin.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:11 No.9078810
    Sphere
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:12 No.9078815
    Are threads 8 and 9 archived yet?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:12 No.9078819
    yes
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)03:12 No.9078829
    Yeah. Ace. bring Jehanne and guns. lots of fucking guns. 22 in ass. M4 by side, holstered Deagle brand Deagles. Double barrel shotty slung across back. all fully loaded and with a round chambered.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:13 No.9078832
    excellent. I'll go vote'em all up.
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)03:14 No.9078841
    >>9078829
    also. the M4 has a frag round chambered in its under-barrel grenade launcher
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)03:14 No.9078851
    Voting currently leans towards Ace of Spaces. I'm sure some of you fuckers are double and multi-voting, but what the shit, if I wanted a fair game I wouldn't be doing a goddamn 4chan quest, would I? I'd be playing real RPGS around the table with real people.

    Maybe I should have stopped after the third beer.

    -----
    You decide to go have a talk with Jehanne and Carmine before dinner. You find them in the courtyard where they had been training with Reginald.

    Jehanne is laying on the grass, staring up at the sky. There's a bruise over one eye, but she seems happy, rather than upset. A little too happy, one might say. . .

    "So, how did it go?" you ask.

    "Your valet is a man of action," Jehanne says. "He laid me out in one strike. His hand to hand skills are. . . absurd. . ." Her voice is purry. Maybe even kittenish? Kittens.

    You push down the memory of this morning. Or not. Maybe you let yourself get a stiffy. Whatever. I don't give a shit, it's not really relevant to the fucking conversation.

    "Hey, look," you say. "I'm going to go and lock up the Ace of Spades that Alicia owned before it does something horrible and kills us all. Given that it's a dangerous magical artifact and all. Want to come with me?"

    "My sword is ever by your side," Jehanne says.

    "Sister Carmine should come too. . . where is she, by the way?"

    Jehanne points. You see a pair of legs stuck up in a tree, wriggling angrily. Sister Carmine has apparently been hurled far enough to be driven into a tree trunk like an arrow, if her muffled cursing is any indication. "Mayhaps we should assist her?"
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:16 No.9078864
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    >>9078829
    Pfeifer-Zeliska.

    That is all.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:16 No.9078868
    >>9078851

    Help Carmine down. No copping a feel, we need our hands to deal with the artefact.

    Then deal with the Ace.
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)03:16 No.9078871
    >>9078851
    Assist Jehanne in getting Carmine up and at it.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:17 No.9078873
    >>9078733
    This is meta of me, but I know what the sphere does.
    It lets you see a person's vital stats. Useful, but boring.

    Ace of Spades here. :)
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:17 No.9078879
    >>9078851
    Oogle her before helping her out, it's not like she can get any angrier than she already is.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:17 No.9078880
    >>9078851

    "Uh.... you know, I'm sure she'll work herself out in due time. Burn off a bit of excess energy."
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:18 No.9078885
    >>9078851

    Retrieve the Sister! SHIT PANTS IN TERROR OF REGINALD.

    >multi-voting

    I'm sure they are. But so what? Either way I'm confident you'll make it AWESOME.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:18 No.9078889
    >>9078815
    >Are threads 8 and 9 archived yet?
    Yes but they still need voting up.
    >> Gemini 04/09/10(Fri)03:19 No.9078895
    >>9078851

    Wow.

    Ask if Jehanne can slice into the tree enough to weaken it so Carmine can escape. As she does, knock on the tree.

    "Carmine? It's me! Listen, we're going to weaken the tree! How are you going in there?"

    Obviously bad, but we still ask.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:19 No.9078896
    >>9078873

    MAYBE it does. X-COM is a fun /tg/ paralell, but Goshujin following that nice, predictable format is just too easy.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)03:20 No.9078904
    >>9078871
    >>9078868
    You and Jehanne manage to help Carmine down. I'm not going to go into all the fucking cursing she does and shit because I'm kinda tired and everyone knows what the fuck Angry MArine bitches talk like, go listen to some Lewis Black and imagine that about an octave higher being yelled by some woman on permanent PMS.

    Definitely should have stopped after the second beer.

    You have dinner. Whatever. Then you wind up going up and finding out where the Ace of Spades is located. Why? Because you decided to.

    The moment you open the door to the storage room to get the Ace, you realize something is wrong. It's glowing and floating in mid-air, turning slowly.

    "Cunt fuck shit. . ." Carmine whispers. You probably agree with her.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:20 No.9078910
    >>9078851
    "ARE YOU GOING TO LET A PISSANT TREE LIKE THAT STOP YOUR -4STR ASS? REND AND TEAR THAT SHIT! FOR THE EMPRAH!"
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)03:21 No.9078914
    Fucking pull the M4 and ready to blast the fuck out of something if shit gets real. step into the room and motion for Jehanne to join, close door. then TOUCH Ace
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:21 No.9078916
    >>9078904
    ... Call the Ghostbusters.
    >> Gemini 04/09/10(Fri)03:21 No.9078919
    >>9078904

    Well, nothing will happen until we act. Nodding for Carmine and Jehanna to be ready to defend, we edge toward the Ace.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:21 No.9078920
    >>9078904

    We... We have C4, right?

    We need C4. LOTS of C4. Or semtex, or, FUCK, even ANFO would work. FUCK THIS SHIT! BLOW THAT SHIT UP NAO.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:22 No.9078928
    >>9078904
    *sigh* "It's always something, isn't it? HEY! YOU! CUT THAT OUT!"
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:23 No.9078933
    >>9078904

    "Hello floating plating card of doom. We come in peace. These guns we carry are guns of peace. Just want you to know that. And if we have to shoot you, it's in an entirely peaceful manner."
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:23 No.9078936
    >>9078904

    >Definitely should have stopped after the second beer

    It's been some consistently awesome writing even after the fifth beer. I'm impressed. If you want to hit the sack now, feel free. It's been a good run, and this thread will probably be here in 24 hours.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:26 No.9078963
    >>9078904
    >The moment you open the door to the storage room to get the Ace, you realize something is wrong. It's glowing and floating in mid-air, turning slowly.

    >"Cunt fuck shit. . ." Carmine whispers. You probably agree with her.

    Do what any respectable person would do - poke at it.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:26 No.9078972
    >>9078933
    *playing

    Curse you 3:30 in the morning!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:27 No.9078976
    >>9078963

    WITH YER PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

    NCI.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)03:27 No.9078979
    Oh, and by the way, since you perverts will probably ask: Carmine is currently dressed in a black bodyglove. Yes, I've been reading Dan Abnett's Ravenor novels recently, the man is obsessed with those things, almost as much as he is with Kara's boobs, almost as badly as CS Goto and his fucking multilasers, or so I hear. I couldn't read any of the damn Dawn of War novels past the first few pages. Sandy Mitchell and Dan Abnett are the only Black Library Authors I really enjoy. Definitely should have stopped after the first beer. ANYWAY.

    I'm gonna go with the current consensus: you call it to the playing card. It stops moving. . . then it starts to spin and glow dark red, spinning faster and faster and faster, casting flickering red lights on the walls of the room.

    Upstairs, you hear a loud wail as Felicia begins caterwauling in dismay. . . there's a very high pitch to this sound, too high for you to hear, but it makes your head vibrate. You've got one fucking hell of a migraine coming on.

    What do? Couple of votes for poking the damn thing.
    >> Gemini 04/09/10(Fri)03:28 No.9078989
    >>9078979

    If it's spinning faster and the noise is getting worse, SPOKE JAM THAT MOTHERFUCKER. Stick something inside it to stop the spinning.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:28 No.9078995
    >>9078979
    HOW DARE YOU DISTURB MY SEXY CATGIRL!

    LET'S SHUFFLE HER DECK!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:29 No.9079003
    >>9078979


    GRENADE OUT!

    HE!

    GET REGINALD TO BRING THE C4 UP!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:30 No.9079007
    >>9078979
    Ask Jehanne if she knows and rituals or spells to stop this thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:30 No.9079015
    >>9078979
    Point at it and say "Hey, cut that out." Like so.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i9Fa2UrDAk

    If that fails, let there be bullets.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:31 No.9079022
    >>9078851

    help carmine down. pull her out by the ass, no need for chivalry with this one. and if she talks back just slap her and tell her it was for her own good. we need to be strong with this one.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:31 No.9079023
    Ask Carmine and Jehanne if they have any insights into what needs to be done. A demonslayer and former servant might have useful insight into the DO's and DON'Ts of this situation.
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)03:31 No.9079024
    Ask Jehanne for any ideas.

    At a no respond: "Well I've got one and its pretty explosive" right before firing the HE grenade into it
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:32 No.9079037
    >>9079024

    I second this man!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:33 No.9079044
    >>9078979

    get a pair of scissors and cut the damn card in half. we don't need alicia coming back and making things hard for us.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:33 No.9079049
    I'm honestly surprised we didn't masturbate on it. Also, that's Alicia perhaps. Slam her into a book or something. Or onto one of our contracts again.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:34 No.9079056
    >>9079024

    we can't fire explosives in the shed, i think there's still alien tech in there.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:34 No.9079064
    >>9079056

    We're not IN the shed!

    This is a different room.

    Therefore, to reiterate.

    GRENADE OUT!
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)03:34 No.9079067
    >>9079015
    >>9079007
    >>9079003
    >>9078995
    >>9078989

    "Hey. Cut it out," you say.

    The playing card seems to not care.

    "Well, I'm all out of ideas. Do you know any ways to excorcise these sorts of things?" You ask Jehanne.

    "Mayhaps a sword?" Jehanne suggests.

    "Carmine?"

    "CUNTED if I KNOW! FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN ANY COCKSUCKING THING LIKE THIS HAPPEN!"

    "I've got an idea. FRAG OUT!" You toss a grenade into the room. Everyone scrambles out just before it goes off, causing a photograph across the hallway to fall off its nail and land on the ground with a THUD.

    "HEY! That was very rude of you!" complains a whiny voice from inside the room.

    You poke your head in. . . and see. . .
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)03:35 No.9079070
    hey hey. IDGAF. i just was a classy motherfucker and delivered a one liner that was classy and awesome. Fire. a grenade.
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)03:35 No.9079076
    >>9079067
    READY my M4. peek around the corner around cover, weapon ready!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:36 No.9079079
    >>9079067
    If it's Alicia, let's go teach her a lesson in obedience.

    The girls hold her down while we smite her with our Hammer of Justice!

    ...

    ... The Hammer is our penis.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:36 No.9079091
    >>9079079

    seconded. but this will certainly lose points with felicia.
    >> Gemini 04/09/10(Fri)03:36 No.9079093
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    >>9079067

    HELLO LITTLE ONE...
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:37 No.9079099
    >>9079091
    She doesn't have to know...
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:37 No.9079102
    >>9079067
    >On the next episode of DRAGON BALL Z

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:37 No.9079103
    >>9079067

    RELOAD our 203.

    BRASS CHECK our M4 and 1911.

    Have our allies READY weapons.

    Enter room with M4 in HIGH./READY
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)03:37 No.9079105
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    >>9079067
    Well,it's a young naked girl sitting on a pile of wrecked and smouldering wreckage, glowering at you with dark purple eyes. "It wasn't bad enough you had this paladin girl cut me in half, you have to nearly blow up my phylactery when I reconstituted?" the loli pouts. "How very unkind of you."

    -----
    ALICIA, the Resurrected LOLI DEMONESS (Hostile)
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:38 No.9079109
    Wait to see what's inside. I mean, it's whiny, not hostile.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:38 No.9079116
    >>9079109

    Correction - it's whiny AND hostile.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:38 No.9079118
    >>9079105

    EXECUTE THIS WHORE, NOW!

    TWO IN THE CHEST, ONE IN THE HEAD!

    GRENADE THE CORPSE!

    LEAVE NOTHING BEHIND!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:38 No.9079121
    >>9079105
    AWESOME!

    Ask her if she wants to get cut in half again or if she'd prefer to be a bit more reasonable this time.
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)03:38 No.9079122
    >>9079105
    You must remember. you WERE trying to fucking KILL US
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)03:39 No.9079133
    HAD to be a loli! my one and only weakness! damn youuuuuu
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:39 No.9079138
    >>9079121
    Very this
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:39 No.9079139
    >>9079105
    Offer her a job.
    >> Gemini 04/09/10(Fri)03:40 No.9079142
    >>9079105

    Give a collected and well-thought out "BUHHHHHHHHH..." with jaw open.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:41 No.9079157
    >>9079121
    This.
    >>9079139
    Then this.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:41 No.9079158
    >>9079118
    This.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:41 No.9079160
    >>9079138

    this thirded.

    p.s. OP where do you live? i noticed you are using PST...
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:41 No.9079165
    Let's just get one thing straight. We do NOT fuck the loli.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:42 No.9079171
    >>9079142
    "I can't tell if you're hotter now or before."
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:42 No.9079172
    >>9079165
    She's a demoness. I'm sure that she can regrow her magnificent bosom without trouble.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:42 No.9079173
    >>9079105
    Well, you did try to quit. And you insulted these two as well. I kind of expect the whole attempt to send me to hell and all, but I'm on a bit of a deadline here you know.
    So, why should I not let these two smite you, especially if you don't want to be a loyal maid?
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)03:42 No.9079174
    >>9079165
    why not? she's over 18. just doesnt look it
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)03:42 No.9079179
    >>9079121
    >>9079122

    So far there's only one vote for killing her so. . .

    You manage to stifle the urge to kill the bitch right now. If she wanted you dead she'd be attacking. "Well, you did try to kill us. . ." you point out.

    "I was just trying to get what was rightfully mine! And you took everything away from me! My tower, my souls. . . I'm powerless now! Look! I can't even manifest an adult body any more! I don't even have a name, either, you killed that too! So what the heaven are you going to do about this?"

    "Excuse me?"

    "You did this to me. Take responsibility!" She crosses her arms over her narrow, flat chest and crosses her legs, glaring at you angrily. What a brat.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:42 No.9079180
    >>9079165

    No fucking the evil demon loli. Gotcha.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:42 No.9079182
    >>9079165
    ... yet.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:42 No.9079189
    >>9079139
    This. A thousand times this.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:43 No.9079193
    >>9079172
    Who would want that?
    You get your trap, I get my loli. Everybody's happy.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:43 No.9079198
    >>9079165
    She's the oldest character in the cast.

    She might look loli but you gotta remember, she probably slept with every one of your uncle's ancestors, and if our masturbatory habits are any sign, it's hard for our family to break tradition.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:43 No.9079200
    >>9079179
    Point out that the easiest way to take responsibility would be to finish the job of killing her, so she'd best be a bit more respectful.

    Also imply that she's worthless without her adult breasts.
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)03:43 No.9079203
    >>9079179
    WHELP you are Alicia to us. so you are now ALICIA. and what im going to do? give you a choice.

    pull the double barrel shotgun and level it at the card.

    Sign a forever binding contract into maidhood or say fucking goodbye to your phylactery.
    Nerddom ensures knowledge that once its destroyed so is she
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:43 No.9079204
    I think she and Jehanine have some unfinished business.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:43 No.9079206
    >"So what the heaven are you going to do about this?"
    Put a bullet in between your eyes.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:44 No.9079213
    >>9079193

    What, you're opposed to sticking a big pair of jubblies on both? Because I'm not.

    >>9079179

    I reiterate. EXECUTE THIS WHORE.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:44 No.9079218
    >>9079203
    I would favour this solution.
    >> Gemini 04/09/10(Fri)03:44 No.9079219
    >>9079179

    "Okay. I'll be responsible."

    Turning, we walk outside and throw her a mop and bucket.

    "You work for me now. You have a roof over your head, food and a fair income."

    Give it a moment.

    "... unless you object?" with a very serious undertone to the question.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:44 No.9079223
    >>9079179

    Her name is now Brat.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:44 No.9079225
    >>9079179
    "Well, I'll tell you what.

    Remember how you used to work for me as a maid? Let's try that again, minus the ancestral soul-pacts and the mind-controlling catgirls and anything like that. You'll get your job back, and you WILL be nice to everyone from now on. Especially me.

    Or Lady Jehanne here will have to reintroduce you to her sword. And you don't want that, do you?"
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:45 No.9079232
    Give her a name: "Loyalmaid, The Devoted One"
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)03:46 No.9079247
    >>9079203
    Also have Jehanne bless the gun/shells right now to ensure the "you're fucked" choice.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:46 No.9079252
    >>9079232
    This, but call her Loli for short.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:46 No.9079259
    So she's not just a succubus, she's a succubus-lich?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:47 No.9079264
    >>9079179
    >"You did this to me. Take responsibility!"
    >"Take responsibility."
    Does she want to be executed? Because not allowing the potential triumphant return of a demoness would be the responsible thing to do.

    Or we could break her to our will. Eventually.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:47 No.9079268
    Disregard vengeance.

    Acquire Maids.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:48 No.9079276
    >>9079232
    >>9079223
    >>9079252

    Just call her Alicia.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:48 No.9079277
    Also, whatever else we do, reclaim the Spade.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:48 No.9079282
    >>9079213 here.

    Need I remind everyone that this bitch nearly killed us before, and made us go to goddamn HELL? Not to mention traumatising Felicia.

    We shouldn't even say anything. Just squeeze.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:48 No.9079285
    >>9079252
    >>9079232
    This except, her full name is "McLoyallyLoyalLolimaid, The Ever Loyally Devoted One"
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:48 No.9079290
    >>9079268

    this, call her alicia, and make sure she knows felicia is now our hero's cat. not hers.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:49 No.9079292
    >>9079179
    Name her Malis.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:49 No.9079294
    Ask Jehanne for input.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)03:49 No.9079295
    Kill or Hire? Vote now. Last choice of the night.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:49 No.9079300
    >>9079282
    We kill her, or we humiliate her even more than she is. I mean she got brought down from sexy bitch to loli bitch.

    Besides, she plays Bayonetta, meaning there's a bit of a nerd in her somewhere. She can't be all THAT bad.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:49 No.9079303
    >>9079295


    KILL! PURGE! EXECUTE THIS WASTE OF SPACE!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:49 No.9079304
    >>9079295
    Kill.
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)03:49 No.9079305
    fuck it. EVERbinding NO LOOPHOLES contract forcing her into submission of Reginald and all our descendants. does what we command. and even fucking THEN. we keep the phylactery.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:49 No.9079308
    >>9079285
    Add "Who Is Totally And Completely In Love With Her Master" in there too, just in case.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)03:50 No.9079311
    >>9079294
    Jehanne looks at you, looks at "Alicia," then sighs. "Well, you did always like to talk about mercy, my liege."
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:50 No.9079314
    >>9079295

    hire. put jehanne in charge.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:50 No.9079316
    >>9079282
    Hammer of Justice, etc. We can redeem her through dickings.

    She will work for us. She will obey us. In time, she will love us.

    And that is true vengeance.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:50 No.9079319
    >>9079295
    Bind her to serve us. Lacking that option I'd go with:
    [x] Hire her.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:50 No.9079321
    >>9079295
    hire
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:50 No.9079324
    Hire.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:50 No.9079326
    >>9079295
    Kill. She does still have dirt on us, and she's evil/bratty enough to use it to screw us over, just because.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:51 No.9079337
    >>9079311

    ... Well fuck.

    Now I'm conflicted. We *DID* set precedent.

    CHANGE VOTE from KILL to CONTRACTUAL ETERNAL BONDAGE/SERVITUDE.
    >> Gemini 04/09/10(Fri)03:51 No.9079338
    My only thought is that the harem is getting full. If we can't visit all the girls every day it gets a little unmanageable.

    If we take her, the Scientist will probably be the last.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:51 No.9079339
    Hire her. The more maids the better.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:51 No.9079341
    >>9079295
    Hire
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)03:51 No.9079343
    /sigh

    my contract idea would be considered a hire.
    AND we could keep her from telling said dirt about us
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:51 No.9079345
    >>9079295
    Hire. Obviously. At the very least she will be entertaining.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:51 No.9079347
    >>9079295

    Let's hire her, but with a very carefully written contract.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:51 No.9079348
    Hire, but we need to make sure Felicia didn't get re-bound as her familiar.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:52 No.9079356
    >>9079308
    "McLoyallyLoyalLolimaid, The Ever Loyally Devoted One Who Is Totally And Completely In Love With Her Master" And Masturbates To Him in the Morning Just Like He Does And Wants His and ONLY His Cock"

    Also, hire her. With that exact name.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:52 No.9079358
    >>9079338
    We still have to get the robot maid in addition to the scientist. Just sayin'.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:52 No.9079359
    >>9079338
    Fuck that. They have eachother to keep themselves company, if you know what I mean.

    Hire her.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:53 No.9079370
    >>9079356
    we can add "and who is also a scientist" to this too, worse comes to worse.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:53 No.9079371
    >>9079358
    I was rather hoping one could be both.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:53 No.9079374
    Wouldn't be much of a Harem comedy if we just offed the antagonist demon loli right here.

    Hire her, but get Reginald in here to draw up the contract.
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)03:54 No.9079387
    >>9079374
    im gonna agree with this
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:54 No.9079399
    >>9079374
    And we make sure we'll read that contract before Loli McDemonass signs it.
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)03:54 No.9079400
    General consensus is Hire her.

    CONTRACT OR NO
    VOTE NAO
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:55 No.9079406
    >>9079400
    Leave that to Goshu.
    >> Gemini 04/09/10(Fri)03:55 No.9079407
    >>9079374

    Point made. I'll agree with hire into servitude, and make her telling on us a contract breaker that insta-kills.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:55 No.9079412
    >>9079400
    Contract. Make the terms very, very clear, and make sure to include lots of fine print.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:55 No.9079413
    >>9079400

    contract plox, felicia is sexy house...maid..kitty now. or something.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:55 No.9079415
    >>9079400

    CONTRACT. MAKE DAMN SURE FELICIA IS SAFE AND THAT ALICIA WILL OBER ORDERS GIVEN BY ALL OTHER MAIDS. AND THAT SHE'S BI.
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)03:55 No.9079418
    >>9079407
    cant have Reginald draw it up if we include that clause.

    He doesnt know about the alien shit we pulled
    and Samantha is his daughter.
    We'd be boned
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:56 No.9079427
    >>9079400
    Contract.
    And the only thing she's getting out of this is being allowed to continue breathing. We're holding all the cards here.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:56 No.9079428
    >>9079415
    this. but make sure our orders trump all others.
    >> Gemini 04/09/10(Fri)03:56 No.9079431
    >>9079418

    Fine. WE add that clause after he drafts it.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:57 No.9079434
    >>9079400
    WE WILL MAKE A CONTRACT SO FUCKING BINDING IT WOULD DISGUST ADVOCATES OF HARDCORE BONDAGE AND S&M.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:57 No.9079438
    >>9079428
    Agreed.
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)03:57 No.9079443
    >>9079434
    no. we make it so binding it scares BALOR DEMONS (aka Lawyers)
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)03:57 No.9079445
    "Fine. I'll take responsibility. You can stay with me, but you abide by the original rules of the contract. I'll have a team of lawyers write one up for you to sign in the morning. No loopholes. Got it? Eternal contractual servitude to me and to all my descendents, and/or Reginald's."

    "That's ludicrous! I. . ."

    Jehanne puts her hand on her sword.

    "I fully accept your proposal," 'Alicia' seethes. "But Felicia. . ."

    "Felicia's mine now. I bought her, fair and square."

    "All right, but the phylactery. . ."

    "I keep the playing card too," you say, taking it from her and tucking it into your jacket pocket. "I'm not letting you control this."

    "DON'T I GET ANYTHING!?" 'Alicia' wails.

    "Room and board and a reasonable hourly wage? How does that sound to you."

    ". . . fine. . ."

    -----
    And with that, I'll call it a night. Will probably continue tomorrow afternoon, around the same time as tonight's. It will probably go on hiatus for the weekend, though. Real life intrudes.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:57 No.9079446
    >>9079374
    >>9079387
    >>9079399
    >>9079407
    >>9079412
    >>9079413
    The contract needs to involve not fucking around with the free will of the others - especially Felicia.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:58 No.9079449
    >>9079443
    No. We make it so binding it scares double BALOR DEMONS.
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)03:58 No.9079452
    Alright Goshujin. we've come to the conclusion. Hire her with a very VERY binding contract with lots of fine print and NO loopholes
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)03:59 No.9079462
    >>9079445
    Awesome, thank you for having us.
    I'm looking forward to the next session.
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)03:59 No.9079466
    >>9079445
    FUCK YES. winnnnerrrrr

    >Team of Lawyers
    She's fucked... metaphorically for now
    >> Gemini 04/09/10(Fri)04:00 No.9079472
    Excellent. A good session.

    I fear I will not be here tomorrow, as there is pressing business in Istanbul. However I shall read it in the archive and get up to speed, and catch you when it's on next.

    Also, someone archive this please.

    Thanks man, appreciate the devotion you have to this.
    >> Reswald !!HB3QBM8WHHJ 04/09/10(Fri)04:00 No.9079474
    >>9079445
    also

    <3 Goshujin

    And GEMINI. All saturday i'll be gone DMing for my group. Take care of shit for me yes? i can trust ya
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)04:00 No.9079476
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    Status Update

    Loot
    Alien Repair Bots
    Mysterious Alien Sphere
    Demonic Ace of Spades - The Phylactery of the Demon Princess of Lust, Asmoday

    Mansion Status:
    Facilities: Beachfront property
    Kitchen: Average (3 of 5)
    Decor: Poor (1 of 5)
    Gardens: Fair (2 of 5)
    Repair: PERFECT (6 of 5)
    Beach: Average (3 of 5)

    Staff
    Reginald, Your Butler (Devoted)
    Samantha, Your Head Maid (Devoted) - LOVE
    Katherine, the trap-kun (Warm 8/10)
    , the resurrected loli demoness (Hostile)
    Felicia, the cute catgirl (Warm) - SEXED
    Jehanne, the paladin (Trust)
    SISTER FUCKING CARMINE, THE FUCKING FEMALE FUCKING ANGRY MARINE! (Angry)
    > 1 slot remaining

    30 XP

    Athletics: 2
    Affection: 2
    Skill: 3
    Cunning: 3
    Luck: 0
    Will: 2
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)04:00 No.9079478
    >>9079445
    >Will probably continue tomorrow afternoon, around the same time as tonight's. It will probably go on hiatus for the weekend, though.

    I would suggest trying something like what Zeonquest does. You have 2-3 days of the week that you run it so you don't burn out although I would suggest keeping it down to 1-2 considering the number of threads we've gone through tonight alone.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)04:01 No.9079495
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    Returning to your room, you find this. Apparently, Alicia's return 'excited' her.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)04:02 No.9079503
    has someone archived this thread yet?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)04:03 No.9079505
    >>9079476


    You sir, are awesome.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)04:03 No.9079510
    >>9079478
    Honestly, I'll probably slow this shit down quite a bit. Yesterday I was a madman starting this thing off. Today I just wanted to get you the fuck out of HELL and back to the quest proper. I'll probably settle on a proper rhythm once I get into the swing of things.
    >> Gemini 04/09/10(Fri)04:03 No.9079516
    >>9079474

    If I'm here I'll hold down the fort.

    >>9079495

    Buhhhh....
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)04:04 No.9079522
    >>9079495
    +5 XP bonus for porn.
    >> Gemini 04/09/10(Fri)04:05 No.9079540
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    >>9079510

    Probably for the best. I found that when I ran Gemini Quest I burned out on the third day. Pick a day or two in the week that you'll be here and I'll attend.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)04:05 No.9079547
    I think I missed a couple of topics, but we never did get the OONST OONST OONST event did we?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)04:06 No.9079551
    >>9079547
    Yes, we did. Free surprise round during the Boss Fight.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)04:07 No.9079559
    >>9079547
    It gave us a free turn at the begging of the Alicia fight because we turned off and on the lights and had an internet rave.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 04/09/10(Fri)04:07 No.9079562
    >>9079547
    Also Sister FUCKING CARMINE was an OOnst OOnst Oonst event. Otherwise she would have been just a plain Angry Marine.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)04:10 No.9079589
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    >>9079540

    You named a quest after yourself?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)04:11 No.9079597
    >>9079589
    He's talking about The Mansion I assume.
    >> Gemini 04/09/10(Fri)04:12 No.9079609
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    >>9079589

    Actually, I got my name from the Quest. I had to choose a name, and Gemini fit both with the identical disposable lolis and being a word starting with /g/.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)04:13 No.9079630
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9078487/ archived
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)04:14 No.9079635
    >>9079609

    Ah, I remember now.
    >> Gemini 04/09/10(Fri)04:14 No.9079639
    >>9079597

    Nah, different one. The Mansion was like this but taken on a different tangent (emphasis on being proper as opposed to being A BOSS in this one). Gemini Quest was one in a facility where the player was trying to not only survive but save all these identical girls who called themselves Anna. THey had a tendency to die in horrible ways (sniped, meat-hooked and hung in freezer and so on.)
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)04:18 No.9079682
    >>9079639
    I think I read some of it. Never really followed it because your usual emphasis on detail. That stuff tends to bore me more than anything after my wonderful 2 years of "compulsory paid community service" in an ambulance.
    >> Gemini 04/09/10(Fri)04:22 No.9079743
    >>9079682

    Fair enough. In any case, good game. Now if you'll excuse me I have a window to /g/ and a bottle of rum, so my evening is filled. Good day, all!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/10(Fri)04:25 No.9079785
    OP, that's it.

    I love you. So very much

    Can't wait for the next.



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