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  • File : 1310746807.jpg-(35 KB, 209x333, abaddon.jpg)
    35 KB Abaddon Quest OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)12:20 No.15590031  
    You are Ezekyle Abaddon. The Despoiler, the Warmaster of Chaos, Son of Horus and leader of the Black Legion. You are one of the most feared beings in the entire Galaxy, your armies countless and fleets massive.

    You are seated upon your throne, within the heart of the battle barge known as the Vengeful Spirit. Before your throne is a great hall with icons of the Dark Gods throughout and several of the Justaerin terminators standing before the entrance. Behind the throne lies your inner sanctum, where your wargear, unholy relics and personal items are stored.

    What do you do?

    (roll 1d100 for actions. Highest will be chosen. If a roll lands on 66, 77, 88, or 99 the action will be chosen and blessed by a Chaos God to "enhance" it's effect.)
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)12:21 No.15590039
    rolled 90 = 90

    Look for your arms.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)12:21 No.15590049
    >>15590039
    You already have arms, numbnuts!
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)12:21 No.15590050
    rolled 42 = 42

    CALL FOR ANOTHER BLACK CRUSADE
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)12:22 No.15590055
    rolled 43 = 43

    Quickly retrieve arms from the safe.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)12:22 No.15590057
    >>15590039
    >>15590049
    I saw this coming and am sad that I didn't get a chance to post it first.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)12:24 No.15590072
    rolled 6 = 6

    I shout, "WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY ARRRMMMSSS?!"
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)12:25 No.15590085
    rolled 34 = 34

    Praise whichever Dark God takes your fancy today.
    >> OP !pLHbAukrXI 07/15/11(Fri)12:25 No.15590086
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    >>15590039
    You look down in horror and realize you do not have arms. You frantically look around the throneroom trying to spot them, but they cannot be seen.

    One of the Justaerin looks up. "Is something wrong, my lord?" he asks
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)12:26 No.15590101
    CREEEEEEEEEED!!!!
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)12:27 No.15590104
    >>15590086
    YES THERE'S A FUCKING PROBLEM
    I HAVE NO ARMS DUMBFUCK
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)12:27 No.15590109
    rolled 40 = 40

    Seek the blessing of the Dark Gods so they may help you find your arms again. Or at least give you new mutated ones.
    >> Crewman Man Crew 07/15/11(Fri)12:27 No.15590112
    rolled 55 = 55

    >>15590086
    Berserker rage, screaming WHERE ARE MY ARMS?!?!??!?!

    kill everything here.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)12:27 No.15590113
    rolled 64 = 64

    >>15590086
    Kill the termie and take his arms.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)12:28 No.15590118
    rolled 80 = 80

    Bitch slap him and shout, "FIND ME MY FUCKING ARMS, BITCH!"
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)12:28 No.15590119
    rolled 72 = 72

    Right, time for another crusade... but this time it has to be something Creed would never expect. This time... I'm going to crusade on my own.
    "Slave! Fetch me my prosthetic limbs!"
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)12:31 No.15590151
    >>15590118
    You slap the terminator elite across his head with your right stub and scream at him to find your arms.

    "Alright, alright! Just don't go all Angron-like on my ass!" the terminator says.

    The Justaerin leave the throneroom, leaving you alone. What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)12:32 No.15590163
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>15590151
    ENTER SANCTUM
    GET WARGEAR
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)12:33 No.15590170
    rolled 71 = 71

    Look for an Iron Warriors Warsmith or a Heretek or something who will give you temporary artificial arms.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)12:33 No.15590173
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>15590151
    Masturbate.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)12:35 No.15590194
    rolled 43 = 43

    >>15590173

    How would...I don't even...

    Anyways look for bionic arms.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)12:36 No.15590201
    rolled 52 = 52

    >>15590173
    You have no arms!
    Pay attention.
    Summon daemonettes, fuck them.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)12:39 No.15590231
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    >>15590170
    You exit your throneroom and head towards the armoury, where there's bound to be some chaos tech-adepts.

    You enter the armoury and find an Iron Warrior polishing a meltagun in his lap. He frantically puts it away as you enter and faces you.

    "Y-yes, Lord Abaddon? What is it you wish?"
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)12:41 No.15590245
    rolled 62 = 62

    >>15590231
    Kill him, take arms.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)12:41 No.15590249
    rolled 9 = 9

    Construct a set of arms capable of crushing Cadia!
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)12:42 No.15590257
    rolled 98 = 98

    >>15590231
    Tell him to stop thinking about fucking his meltagun and find you some arms.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)12:42 No.15590259
    rolled 67 = 67

    >>15590231
    ARMS. YOU NEED ARMS. A LOT OF ARMS. LIKE 500 ARMS. JUST IN CASE THEY FALL OFF AGAIN.

    Tell him to graft as many arms as he can onto you. If he runs out of mechanical arms, he's authorized to rip them from other people.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)12:46 No.15590297
    >>15590257
    You scold the Son of Perturabo, disgusted and angered by his melta boner, and tell him to get you arms.

    "Yes, lord. I'm sorry, lord." he says before walking off

    He returns to you with a pair of massive bionic arms. They're make from the best materials and large enough to work with terminator armour.

    The Iron Warrior fits the arms onto your stubs. What now?
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)12:48 No.15590318
    rolled 74 = 74

    >>15590297
    Go to your sanctum and grab some wargear.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)12:50 No.15590339
    rolled 38 = 38

    >>15590297
    Now masturbate.

    If roll is 66, I will laugh.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)12:51 No.15590349
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>15590297
    Not enough. We need more arms. Cadia will fall before us, if we can get a few thousand arms grafted on us.

    Tell the Iron Warrior to graft two more arms on your elbows, and then two more arms on those arms' elbows and so on until you have massive centipede-like arms each wielding an equally deadly weapon. You also need similar "linked arms" on your shoulder blades and crotch (your penis is worthless anyway.)
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)12:51 No.15590356
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    >>15590297
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)12:52 No.15590366
    rolled 44 = 44

    >>15590356
    rolling for this.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)12:55 No.15590406
    rolled 42 = 42

    Gather your techmarines and adepts and tell them to spam the mechanicum com nodes with ascii horsecock
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)12:58 No.15590434
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    >>15590318
    Now that you have arms, you leave the armoury and head off to your sanctum so that you may retrieve your wargear.

    You stride into the throneroom and enter your inner sanctum behind the throne. In the center is a table shaped like an eight-pointed star with religious items and papers scattered over top. To your left is a chest containing your personal items and on the right lies the Talon of Horus and Drach'nyen.

    You take both weapons in your hands. What now?
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)12:59 No.15590447
    rolled 98 = 98

    >>15590434
    >To your left is a chest containing your personal items
    >personal items
    SEARCH IT. This should be lulzy
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)12:59 No.15590453
    rolled 41 = 41

    >>15590434
    Test sharpness on nearby whoevers.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)13:10 No.15590547
    >>15590447

    >>15590447
    You pry open the chest and look upon it's contents. One item is the skull of your very first kill, an Ork with a bolter shot right through the eye. You were so proud when you showed it off to your fellow brothers.

    You also find several pictures, including one of the entire Mournival (you, Loken, Torgaddon and Aximand) in a group shot before dropping into combat, all smiling. How you miss them at times.

    You find several more items, including a ceramite shard from Horus' armour, an odd shaped long relic of Slaaneshi you never learned the purpose off, and a postcard of Kharn butchering several Tallarn troopers with "WISH YOU WERE HERE" written in blood. What a great guy.

    What now?
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)13:12 No.15590559
    rolled 31 = 31

    Go phone your pal Magnus.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)13:12 No.15590564
    rolled 65 = 65

    >>15590547
    >an odd shaped long relic of Slaaneshi you never learned the purpose off
    Jerk off to shard of Horus armour with it.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)13:14 No.15590575
    rolled 91 = 91

    >>15590564
    >>15590173
    >>15590366
    >>15590339
    WHY SO SLAANESHI?
    Rolling for Black Crusade goodness.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)13:15 No.15590587
    rolled 55 = 55

    >>15590564
    But Abaddon hates Horus!
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)13:21 No.15590650
    >>15590575
    You decide it's about damn time you got another Black Crusade started. However, like all crusades you'll need to rally a massive force of chaos' servants and convince them to fight under your banner. How do you plan to gather your Crusading force?
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)13:22 No.15590662
    rolled 47 = 47

    >>15590650
    >get Kharn
    >point Kharn to Cadia
    >profit, no ??? necessary
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)13:23 No.15590670
    rolled 19 = 19

    >>15590650
    Have every vessel at your command bombard every known planet with "EMPRAH IS GHEY" flyers
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)13:24 No.15590674
    rolled 40 = 40

    >>15590650
    Get the Daemon Primarchs and Doombreed involved.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)13:24 No.15590677
    rolled 65 = 65

    >>15590650
    Tell the other champions you're giving out ice cream to anyone who joins up.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)13:25 No.15590688
    rolled 86 = 86

    >>15590670
    rollin for this
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)13:25 No.15590689
    rolled 69 = 69

    >>15590650
    Get Eliphas. Tell him to summon a fuckton of daemons.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)13:27 No.15590718
    rolled 25 = 25

    Revive Araghast the Pillager.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)13:27 No.15590720
    rolled 21 = 21

    >>15590650
    Promise the other legions there will be people to kill/people to infect/schemes to form/bitches to rape/loyalists to convert/people to scare/cool guns to steal/Ultramarines to troll.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)13:28 No.15590726
    >>15590662
    >>15590650
    Cadia? No. Just no. What we need to do is find a way to get AROUND Cadia altogether. Fuck Cadia.

    In fact, what we should do is make it SEEM like we ARE going to straight through Cadia, and while everyone is at Cadia trying to head us off, we've gone and raped several systems behind thier backs. This is just a tactic I think we should try to use. We should also look back and see what we haven't done before when leading a Black Crusade.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)13:30 No.15590766
    rolled 87 = 87

    >>15590726
    The Cadian System is essentially the only way to get large amounts of troops out of the Eye of Terror. Also it holds sentimental value for the Chaos Legions, as it is where Lorgar became the first heretic.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)13:34 No.15590806
    >>15590688
    You plan to spread the word of Chaos to as many worlds as possible to gain force for the crusade. You order Eliphas over the vox to ready some Chaos propaganda. As a Word Bearer Apostle he would have experience with spreading Chaos.

    Eliphas and his servants are working on their flyers.What do you do while you wait for them to finish creating enough to distribute to every planet?
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)13:37 No.15590839
    rolled 44 = 44

    >>15590806
    Sent invitations to all major warband leaders. Tell them it's for Kharn's birthday or something.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)13:38 No.15590851
    rolled 87 = 87

    >>15590806
    Kill some servants.
    >> dice +1d100 Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)13:39 No.15590863
    >>15590806
    Fuck invading cadia. Virus bomb it. 10 times the amount needed to kill a planet. Then blast it with nukes. The let the world eaters rage fuck it.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)13:40 No.15590864
    rolled 40 = 40

    >>15590806

    Test your bionic arms on your sorcerers.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)13:40 No.15590871
    rolled 69 = 69

    >>15590806
    have a fancy tea party with ahriman, luscius and kharn
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)13:40 No.15590872
    rolled 57 = 57

    >>15590863
    fail roll. hangs head
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)13:41 No.15590879
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>15590806
    Have Planet Killer blow up the nearest subsector for lulz.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)13:42 No.15590892
    rolled 94 = 94

    >>15590806
    Test your bionic arms on some daemonettes.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)13:43 No.15590903
    rolled 26 = 26

    >>15590806
    Visit Eliphas as he works and annoy him.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)13:49 No.15590978
    >>15590892
    You have three daemonettes summoned to your throneroom. The servants of Slaanesh enter, scantily clad and seductive. The three approach you and lay their bodies on your armour, saying you may do whatever you wish to them.

    You grab the first daemonette and crush her head until the bursts. The other, stunned with shock, you grab with your left arm and choke the death. As you do so the other tries to flee but you grab her by the leg. Once your done choking a bitch you grab the final daemonette, lift her into the air and rip her into two halves with your metal arms.

    Test done. They seem to be working well.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)13:50 No.15590986
    rolled 76 = 76

    >>15590978
    EAT THE CORPSES
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)13:51 No.15590994
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>15590978
    Carve the mark of Khorne onto their bodies.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)13:53 No.15591006
    rolled 23 = 23

    >>15590978
    Asks Eliphas for a status update. If he hasn't finished several million flyers in the minute it took to kill those daemonettes...
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)13:54 No.15591014
    rolled 34 = 34

    >>15590978

    Gather your legion and prepare a puppet show with the daemonettes corpses, everyone must attend
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)13:54 No.15591016
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>15590978
    Send the daemonette bodies to Kharn as a gift/snack.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)13:55 No.15591023
    rolled 89 = 89

    >>15590978
    RAPE
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)13:56 No.15591035
    rolled 43 = 43

    >>15590994
    YES
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)14:03 No.15591075
    >>15591023
    As the daemonette corpses lie upon the ground, spread out and glistening with blood, you can't help but feel a powerful temptation. The thoughts of desires of Slaanesh and violence from Khorne take you, and you precede to test your arms on the deceased daemonettes in a different way...

    After five minutes of dark deeds that make the Emperor cry, you are finished "testing" on the daemonettes.

    What now?
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)14:04 No.15591091
    rolled 84 = 84

    >>15591075
    inform the men, that I abaddon, has made it with a woman
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)14:05 No.15591104
    rolled 64 = 64

    >>15591075
    DISPOSE OF THE BODIES
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)14:05 No.15591108
    >>15591075
    >why boner?
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)14:12 No.15591185
    rolled 88 = 88

    >>15591075
    Set the corpses on fire and roast marshmallows over them
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)14:13 No.15591190
    >>15591091
    You tune your vox unit to all channels and precede to speak. You inform all marines and heretics aboard the ship that you just raped a dead daemonette trio.

    Most of the men have a mix of disgusted and awkward tones as they "congratulate" you. Except the Slaaneshi followers, who whoop and cheer, and one Khornaet who says "HAHA SERVES THOSE FUCKING BITCHES RIGHT!'

    What now, glorious Warmaster/playa?
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)14:16 No.15591208
    rolled 37 = 37

    >>15591190
    Put on that Talon of Horus.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)14:17 No.15591222
    rolled 66 = 66

    >>15591190
    Stroll through the ship. Collect respect knuckles from the Slaanesh dudes.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)14:18 No.15591235
    rolled 63 = 63

    >>15591190
    Call Ahriman, invite him to Crusade.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)14:19 No.15591245
    >>15591222
    >66
    Fuck year.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)14:23 No.15591278
    >>15591185
    wow Khorne blesses this destruction
    >>15591222
    and apparently all of the hubbub has piqued slaaneshes interest
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)14:28 No.15591329
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    >>15591222
    You exit the throneroom (but not before burning the corpses) and take a walk through the ship halls. As you do, various Slaaneshi cultists and astartes walk up to and give you high fives or bro-fists. You soon have a gang of Slaaneshi warriors following you, making offers to have their "rear armour penetrated" by you.

    What now, Warmaster?
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)14:29 No.15591347
    rolled 85 = 85

    >>15591329
    Call for a hardcore party.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)14:30 No.15591362
    rolled 46 = 46

    Ask Eliphas if hes done with the flyers

    If he's not done, yell at him
    If he is done, yell at him

    Also check if your arms are still there
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)14:30 No.15591364
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>15591329
    Kill them all.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)14:31 No.15591380
    rolled 91 = 91

    Check to see if we caught an STD; at this rate, we might be able to unite three gods together in one act of debauchery!
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)14:32 No.15591385
    rolled 95 = 95

    Call the other champions.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)14:33 No.15591399
    rolled 60 = 60

    >>15591329
    TAP THEM LIKE THE FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)14:36 No.15591442
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    >>15591385
    You decide that it's about time you rallied the other champions to your cause. Their compliance will be necessary for the Crusade to succeed.

    Which champion of Chaos do you call for first?
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)14:38 No.15591468
    rolled 13 = 13

    >>15591442
    Kharn.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)14:39 No.15591478
    rolled 53 = 53

    >>15591442
    Does Doombreed count as a champion?
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)14:39 No.15591482
    rolled 15 = 15

    >>15591442

    Doomrider.

    >free bokings

    Indeed captcha.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)14:40 No.15591499
    Kharn
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)14:41 No.15591509
    rolled 64 = 64

    >>15591442
    Alpharius
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)14:42 No.15591516
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>15591509

    Don't you mean Omegon?
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)14:42 No.15591517
    rolled 74 = 74

    Ahriman.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)14:42 No.15591522
    rolled 48 = 48

    Angron, or if hes busy raging or being banished Khârn

    Also send an invite to Calgar for shits and giggles, include one of the daemonettes faces in it and a selfdrawn dickbutt
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)14:44 No.15591545
    rolled 4 = 4

    KHARN
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)14:45 No.15591562
    rolled 89 = 89

    Kharn, I hear he's a pretty cool guy.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)14:46 No.15591569
    rolled 43 = 43

    Ahriman.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)14:49 No.15591600
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    >>15591517
    You decide to call up Ahriman first. You gather forth your sorcerers and soon establish a connect with the Thousand Sons Champion.

    "Ah Abaddon. What is it you wish you speak to me about? Nothing important or of value, I assume. Do you need my consul? Did you forget where your arms are and require me to find them again?"
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)14:50 No.15591610
    rolled 38 = 38

    >>15591600

    Steal Ahrimans arms through psychic link
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)14:50 No.15591612
    rolled 62 = 62

    Fools! If you summon Kharn first he'll have time to get bored! the same goes for Doomrider though he'll probably get distracted instead.

    Summon Typhus first.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)14:51 No.15591624
    rolled 23 = 23

    >>15591600
    Give him the finger with metal arm.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)14:51 No.15591626
    rolled 81 = 81

    >>15591600
    "we're doing another crusade might pass by the eldar black libary...wait you know where my original arms are?"
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)14:51 No.15591630
    rolled 57 = 57

    >>15591600
    Give him our ass as a peace offering. Tell him he can tap that if he joins our cause.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)14:53 No.15591643
    >>15591600
    Insult Ahriman, call him a no-pants willyknicker.
    Then inform him of your recent escapades, and tell him you're on Cadia.

    Serves that nerd right.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)14:54 No.15591658
    rolled 31 = 31

    >>15591643
    Bah, roll fail.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)14:54 No.15591659
    rolled 89 = 89

    "You know where my actual arms are? Why the fuck have you not informed me of this?!" then shout "CREEEEEEED!"
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)14:55 No.15591672
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    >>15591626
    "Oh how innovative you are Abaddon. Truly, Chaos' greatest warmaster is a pinnacle of creativity." he says "And perhaps I do know where you arms are, but what was that you said about the Black Library? Let's talk about that..."
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)14:58 No.15591707
    rolled 59 = 59

    That's not why I'm calling, Ahriman.
    Get your dustbins together, we're going to cadia!
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)14:58 No.15591713
    rolled 41 = 41

    >>15591672
    Offer him your Slaaneshi bros as thralls in exchange for his allegiance.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:00 No.15591735
    rolled 7 = 7

    "Tell me where my arms are or I have Planet Killer fire on the Black Library."
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:00 No.15591740
    rolled 32 = 32

    "If you don't shut up you'll see the black EYEbary! Now get your ass here"

    Also let one of your astropaths send a letter to Calgar saying that you have a crush on him
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:01 No.15591748
    rolled 57 = 57

    >>15591672
    Oh, we will, we will. But first, the location of my arms.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:03 No.15591773
    rolled 91 = 91

    "Look, arms are nice and all, but do you know what I really would like? MY FUCKING ARMS! Get to it Skippy, where are they?!
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)15:04 No.15591774
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    >>15591707
    "Yeah? Why the fuck should I bother? You're just going to screw up again because your an incompetent idiot and lose your entire armada to one Cadian general and his flashlight-armed easy-break soldiers."
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)15:04 No.15591784
    >>15591748
    Their stuck up slannishes butthole.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:05 No.15591801
    >>15590031
    I suggest Abbadon commands his mighty legion to assault the Holy Terra and destroy the Empra.

    CMOOONNN BIG MONEY
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:06 No.15591812
    >>15591801
    Damnit, dice y u no roll.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:08 No.15591825
    rolled 25 = 25

    Ah, capital D. Case-sensitivity bullshit be damned, I want to destroy the Holy Terra.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:08 No.15591826
    rolled 24 = 24

    >>15591774
    "Yeah? Well fuck you too, buddy!"
    Then hang up on his ass.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:08 No.15591830
    rolled 99 = 99

    >>15591774
    We're going back in time to Tanith. Going to take all the wood and PROFIT! All proceeds will go to Chaos, of course.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:09 No.15591848
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    >>15591830
    >99
    >Ahriman
    >time travel
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:10 No.15591852
    rolled 29 = 29

    >>15591774
    "Because I'm the fucking Warmaster you better listen to me or I have the Alpha legion place you paralyzed in the Chapel of an Ultramarines Vessel where you have to endure their shit for the rest of your life"
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:12 No.15591867
    rolled 80 = 80

    >>15591774
    Okay Ahriman, we all know you're still buttangry about what happened at Fenris. I have fancy new arms, I can take on anyone!
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:12 No.15591869
    rolled 64 = 64

    >>15591830
    We will then disguise ourselves and build all the worlds out of the wood.
    THEN WE SHALL REIGN CHAOS ON THE SECOND STORY OF ALL THOSE BUILDINGS!
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:13 No.15591882
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    >>15591830
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:15 No.15591900
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>15591891
    We will go at twilight, the most evil and unholy hour of the cycle.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)15:15 No.15591903
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    "Time travel?" Ahriman appears intrigued by your offer "Hm...yes, if enough sorcery was sued to bend the warp properly...You have a deal Abaddon. When will we begin our trip through time?"
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:16 No.15591909
    rolled 96 = 96

    >>15591891

    NOW
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:16 No.15591912
    rolled 21 = 21

    >>15591903
    Right now...Unless you're a pussy.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:16 No.15591916
    rolled 83 = 83

    Where did OP's post go?

    We will go at twilight, the most evil and unholy hour of the cycle.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:16 No.15591917
    rolled 92 = 92

    >>15591891

    "JUST AS SOON AS I CAN FIND THIS FOPPISH CUNT CALLED THE CHIRURGEON OR SOME SHIT"
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:17 No.15591918
    >>15591909

    Bro fucking fist
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:17 No.15591920
    rolled 42 = 42

    >>15591891
    "Thirty five minutes ago."
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:18 No.15591929
    rolled 59 = 59

    >>15591909
    Here can I change my text to >>15591920?
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:18 No.15591934
    rolled 55 = 55

    >>15591903
    Once we gather more champions of the Ruinous Powers.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:21 No.15591960
    rolled 32 = 32

    We must gather the others, we will make the universe a desolate waste for chaos to frolic through.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)15:22 No.15591973
    >>15591909
    Ahriman nods. "Very well. I shall prepare my cabal to twist the warp. The process will be extremely difficult and must be done without any flaw."

    Ahriman breaks off the psychic link. Suddenly Eliphas comes in over the vox.

    "Uh...Lord Abaddon? We don't have enough paper to produce 10 trillion flyers."
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:23 No.15591980
    rolled 38 = 38

    >>15591973
    "Oh, don't worry. Soon we'll have enough wood to make all the paper we'll need."
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:24 No.15591982
    >>15591973
    Call Kharn and send him to skullfuck Eliphas before meeting up for the Crusade.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:25 No.15591984
    rolled 63 = 63

    >>15591973
    We will soon, Babe. Just give it "time".
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:25 No.15591986
    rolled 96 = 96

    Skin people, use their skin as paper

    Also bring me a feather, I got plans with Ahriman
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:26 No.15591997
    rolled 54 = 54

    >>15591982
    THIS
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)15:28 No.15592011
    >>15591986
    You can hear Eliphas shouting "ALRIGHT BROTHERS, YOU HEARD THE BOSS! SKIN THE SLAVES AND WRITE ON THEIR SKIN! And very well Abaddon, I will send a serf with a feather shortly."

    Eliphas turns off his vox. Your sorcerers ask if you wish to call any other champion.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:31 No.15592036
    rolled 43 = 43

    >>15592011
    Yes.
    Kharn.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:32 No.15592038
    rolled 17 = 17

    >>15592011
    SSSSSIIIINNNNDDDRRRRIIIII.

    Or Chaos Dinobot Incarnate.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:33 No.15592051
    rolled 36 = 36

    Rolling Sindri and Bale again.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:33 No.15592053
    rolled 35 = 35

    >>15592011
    Call them all! We're going to throw a party, the likes of which the universe has never seen! There will even be party favors.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:34 No.15592058
    rolled 87 = 87

    SINDRI AND BALE GO.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:34 No.15592063
    rolled 59 = 59

    We are only getting Kharn. Sindri and Bale's invitations got lost in the warp.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:35 No.15592068
    rolled 13 = 13

    >>15592063
    My 87 says otherwise.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:35 No.15592073
    rolled 43 = 43

    >>15592068
    They got lost, dammit!
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)15:36 No.15592079
    >>15592058
    You want to call Sindri and Bale, but your sorcerers remind you that both of them are dead.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:37 No.15592085
    rolled 27 = 27

    Fine, they got their invitations, but would rather not go.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:37 No.15592097
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>15592079
    Typhus
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:38 No.15592104
    rolled 73 = 73

    >>15592079
    They were brought back from the warp to receive their invitations obviously.

    Actually, because Sindri ascended to Daemonhood, he can't technically be killed, his essence would just be scattered in the void.

    Sindri's back baby. Bale is optional.
    >> Enginseer Kirk 07/15/11(Fri)15:41 No.15592133
    i'M diggin' this quest so hard my mechadendrites are stiff.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:42 No.15592143
    rolled 44 = 44

    Lucius the Eternal. Compare necrophilia experiences.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)15:42 No.15592146
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    >>15592104
    Remembering that Sindri is a daemon, you ask one of the sorcerers to try and form a link with him.

    You eventually managed to contact Sindri's essence in the warp, although almost all the sorcerers in the room are dead.

    "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME, MORTAL?"
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:42 No.15592151
    rolled 44 = 44

    Kharn, we are going back in TIME! He could face the ultimate challange, KILLING HIMSELF IN COMBAT!
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:43 No.15592165
    rolled 13 = 13

    >>15592146
    We want to party like it's the 21st millennium!
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:45 No.15592194
    rolled 28 = 28

    >>15592146
    "Don't you refer to me as mortal! I am the greatest champion of Chaos since the Primarchs themselves!"
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:46 No.15592207
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    rolled 29 = 29

    >>15592146
    Tell him to possess your last sorcerer.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:48 No.15592219
    rolled 99 = 99

    >>15592146
    Tell him to ask that again...in his sexy voice.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:49 No.15592233
    >>15592219
    >99

    This is gonna be goood!
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:49 No.15592238
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    >>15592219
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:50 No.15592242
    rolled 52 = 52

    >>15592219
    DEAR GOD THIS THREAD
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)15:54 No.15592282
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    >>15592219
    Tzeentch blesses your words as they are spoken, and so the daemon's essence listens and obeys.

    Sindri speaks, his tone low and seductive. "What do you want from me, mortal?" he asks. His voice sounds like Slaaneshi dick massaging your ears.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:56 No.15592299
    rolled 72 = 72

    >>15592282

    PUNCH HIM IN THE SNOUT TO ESTABLISH SUPERIORITY.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:57 No.15592303
    rolled 75 = 75

    >>15592282
    "Black Crusade. You coming, bro?"
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:57 No.15592306
    rolled 89 = 89

    >>15592282
    Sacrifice a sorcerer to bring him back to life.
    Or something.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:58 No.15592313
    1d100
    open a chaos storm on or next to earth, invade
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:59 No.15592317
    rolled 45 = 45

    >>15592282
    Tell him you want to tongue punch his fart box. And if he's still able, go back in time with you to do bad, bad things.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)15:59 No.15592323
    rolled 13 = 13

    >>15592282
    I'm gathering the most powerful of Chaos Champions on yet another Black Crusade. However, this time things are different. Ahzek Ahriman is tearing a whole in time as we speak and we shall claim Tanith in the name of the ruinous powers.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)16:03 No.15592353
    rolled 92 = 92

    >>15592317
    THIS
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)16:04 No.15592357
    rolled 37 = 37

    >>15592353
    Dear God.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)16:04 No.15592358
    >>15592306
    Wishing to bring the daemon Sindri out of the warp you decide to sacrifice one of your few remaining sorcerers. You point towards one of the psykers and order the other sorcerers to bind him in place.

    How do you now bring Sindri back from the warp?
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)16:05 No.15592364
    rolled 92 = 92

    >>15592358

    PULL HIM THROUGH YOURSELF.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)16:06 No.15592369
    rolled 76 = 76

    >>15592358
    DAEMONHOST
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)16:06 No.15592371
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>15592364
    I cannot contain the badassery.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)16:07 No.15592381
    rolled 40 = 40

    >>15592364
    FUCK YES!
    >> That Guy !CrwtTbFNxQ 07/15/11(Fri)16:08 No.15592397
    rolled 43 = 43

    >>15592358
    Bending over and feeling the Warp overtaking you, of course.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)16:13 No.15592439
    >>15592364
    You forget about the sacrifice and decide to rip Sindri out of the warp yourself. You push your arm into the tear in the immaterium and clench onto the daemon.

    "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LET GO!" Sindri yells and sends a psycic blast across your arm.

    You can see the metal of your arm twisting and bits breaking off from it as you try to pull the daemon out.

    What do you do now?
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)16:15 No.15592449
    rolled 63 = 63

    >>15592439
    Jump into the warp and beat his ass.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)16:15 No.15592450
    rolled 23 = 23

    >>15592439

    STAY THE COURSE, PRY THAT MOTHERFUCKER OUT. HORUS WOULD BE PROUD.

    "SSSSSSSSSSINDRIIIIIIIIIIIIII"
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)16:16 No.15592454
    rolled 79 = 79

    >>15592439
    Use the other arm.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)16:17 No.15592464
    rolled 48 = 48

    >>15592454
    BRILLIANT!
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)16:18 No.15592473
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    >>15592464
    >>15592454
    >>15592450
    >>15592449
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)16:22 No.15592510
    >>15592454
    You switch arms, quickly grabbing onto the daemon with one then pulling the other out from the warp. Sindri is getting closer now, but your warp-exposed arm is being damaged, it's metal ripping and peeling slowly.

    "LET ME GO YOU FOOL! " Sindri shouts "I WILL DESTROY YOU!"
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)16:23 No.15592520
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>15592510
    My boner says otherwise. Get on my dick, sweet thang.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)16:24 No.15592525
    rolled 99 = 99

    >>15592510
    Bring the other arm back.
    Punch him in the face with it.
    The drag his ass out.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)16:24 No.15592526
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>15592510

    THAT ARM BETTER START PEELING FASTER, BECAUSE THIS RAPETRAIN HAS NO BRAKES.

    Just pull the fucker out. We'll bop him one once we'redone.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)16:24 No.15592528
    rolled 46 = 46

    >>15592510
    Poke your head through the warp and attempt to drag him in with your mouth.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)16:26 No.15592544
    rolled 89 = 89

    >>15592525
    This roll was blessed. It must come to pass.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)16:26 No.15592548
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>15592525
    Wow. Tzeentch really like Abaddon.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)16:32 No.15592585
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    >>15592525
    Suddenly you feel the powers of Tzeentch bless you and fill your body. Your damaged arm becomes is brimming with warp energy.

    You bring it around, swinging it straight into the immaterium tear. The metal fist goes through straight through and smashes into Sindri. A burst of burning energy slams into him and he screams.

    With your other arm your pull the daemon's essence out of the tear and dragged it into the materium. A daemonlike wisp now stands before you.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)16:33 No.15592592
    rolled 57 = 57

    >>15592585
    Tell him to get into the binded sorcerer's body.

    Like a boss.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)16:33 No.15592593
    rolled 100 = 100

    >>15592585

    Infuse it with your RIGHT ARM.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)16:34 No.15592602
    >>15592525
    >>15592473
    >>15592450
    the combination of all these post..

    I'm lolling so hard.

    >an average day in the eye of terror

    >>15592593
    oh jesus what does this even mean.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)16:35 No.15592606
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    rolled 74 = 74

    >>15592593
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)16:35 No.15592610
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    How do I roll?
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)16:36 No.15592619
    >>15592610
    Type: Dice+(insert number of dice here)d(insert dice sides here)
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)16:37 No.15592628
    rolled 94 = 94

    >>15592610
    dice+1d100 into email field.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)16:40 No.15592646
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    rolled 84 = 84

    >>15592593
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)16:42 No.15592655
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    >>15592593
    You grasp the daemon soul with your metal arm, still having of Tzeentch's power within it. You order the sorcerers to bind the daemon to your arm.

    The comply, and Sindri's essence is quickly infused into your bionic arm. You feel the warp overtaking it, it is a good feeling.

    "WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!" Sindri shouts
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)16:43 No.15592661
    rolled 32 = 32

    >>15592655

    "YOU ARE MINE."

    Kill the nearest motherfucker with you fearsome tool.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)16:44 No.15592672
    rolled 73 = 73

    >>15592655
    Call in a team of Dark Mechanicus to repair your bionic arms.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)16:45 No.15592680
    rolled 93 = 93

    >>15592655
    "It's time to fap Sindri."

    We use the arm.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)16:46 No.15592683
    >>15592655
    Blow kiss to Sindri and proceed with summoning champions. We want Lucius to roll with us through time.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)16:46 No.15592684
    >>15592655
    "I... Don't... know..."

    hopefully this will help in our time travel shenanigans
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)16:46 No.15592688
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    rolled 42 = 42

    >>15592680
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)16:47 No.15592698
    >>15592680
    i think slaanesh AND tzeentch are enjoying this.

    no wonder abaddon is still commander, the 4 must really enjoy his antics.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)16:54 No.15592752
    rolled 59 = 59

    SUDDENLY GAV THE OGRYN SHOWS UP AND FUCKS ALL YOUR SHIT UP, FOR THE EMPRAH
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)16:56 No.15592776
    rolled 64 = 64

    Abbadon and Ahrimans Excellent Adventure.

    Time to time travel.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)16:58 No.15592790
    Did OP beb?
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)17:15 No.15592947
    ;_;
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)17:17 No.15592966
    rolled 92 = 92

    >>15592680
    I hope he's just waiting for a (more) serious answer then this to beat 93
    >> Confused Guardsman !Yrv89U3.SA 07/15/11(Fri)17:18 No.15592971
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    you guys are making my fucking day
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)17:19 No.15592987
    rolled 57 = 57

    >>15592966
    on that note
    >>15592655
    Say that we're using him to give us powers and that we can destroy him at any time because its a bionic arm
    >> Confused Guardsman !Yrv89U3.SA 07/15/11(Fri)17:20 No.15592997
    rolled 99 = 99

    Brofist a Slaaneshi. In the chest.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)17:20 No.15592998
    rolled 35 = 35

    Call in some Dark Mechanicus so that the damage done to the mecha-arms is repaired.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)17:22 No.15593017
    rolled 51 = 51

    Go back to your quarters and equip the Talon of Horus.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)17:24 No.15593049
    >>15592680
    (sorry I was gone, needed to have dinner though)

    You remove the armoured codpiece from your terminator suit.

    "WHAT ARE YO DOING?!" Sindri shouts "WHAT'S HAPPENING? NO! OH GODS, NO! STOP! NOOOOOOOO!!!"

    After a while you are finished and put you codpiece back on. Sindri's soul is now forever scared. If a daemon-possessed bionic arm was capable of crying this would be the time it would. Slaanesh, however, is extremely pleased by this action.

    The sorcerers meanwhile have been backing away from you as you committed your heresy and are hiding in the corners.

    What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)17:25 No.15593058
    OP had a heart attack doing coke with Doomrider
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)17:26 No.15593062
    >>15593049
    >DOUBLE HERESY
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)17:26 No.15593064
    I'M ARCHIVING THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15590031/
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)17:26 No.15593066
    >>15592997
    >>15592525
    >>15592219
    >>15591830
    Tzeentch clearly approves of this quest.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)17:26 No.15593071
    rolled 82 = 82

    >>15593049

    Using the Sindri-Infused Claw, wave your great arm through the air and tear open a portal to the Tallarn of the past then and there.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)17:27 No.15593085
    rolled 100 = 100

    Blow kiss to Sindri and proceed with summoning champions. We want Lucius to roll with us through time with Ahriman.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)17:28 No.15593091
    rolled 92 = 92

    >>15593049
    Call in Dark Mechanicus to repair what was done to your Bionic Arms. Sindri put up a nasty fight.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)17:33 No.15593160
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    >>15592680

    This is the best day ever.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)17:34 No.15593162
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    rolled 47 = 47

    >>15593085
    THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN WRITTEN!
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)17:34 No.15593169
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    >>15593085
    Raising your possessed arm to your mouth, you place a kiss on Sidnri, then blowing between his metallic fingertips. The bound daemon let out a psychic scream.

    You get the terrified sorcerer back together and have them form a link with another champion, this time Lucius. Soon the psychic bond is established.

    "Greetings Abaddon." the swordsman of Slaanesh says "What is it you call me for?"
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)17:36 No.15593201
    rolled 15 = 15

    >>15593169
    "You. Me. Here. Now."
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)17:37 No.15593211
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>15593169

    "I JUST DRAGGED SINDRI OUT OF THE WARP BY MYSELF AND STUCK HIM IN ONE OF MY ARMS. TERRIBLE THINGS HAVE BEEN DONE SINCE THEN. SLAANESH IS PLEASED."

    "GETTING TO THE POINT, I WANT YOU TO COME FUCK THE GALAXY WITH THE OTHER CHAMPIONS. FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE."
    >> Confused Guardsman !Yrv89U3.SA 07/15/11(Fri)17:38 No.15593213
    >>15593169
    Cocain and time travel.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)17:38 No.15593214
    rolled 94 = 94

    >>15593169
    Chat with him a bit about painting nails and then strike the Black Crusade topic. Invite him to join timespace voyage.
    >> Enginseer Kirk 07/15/11(Fri)17:39 No.15593223
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    THIS THREAD THIS FUCKING THREAD OMYGOD I'M IN STITCHES AND TEARS

    CONTINUE! I AM ENTERTAINED
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)17:40 No.15593233
    rolled 75 = 75

    >>15593169

    IT'S CRUSADE TIME, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND LET'S GO.
    >> Confused Guardsman !Yrv89U3.SA 07/15/11(Fri)17:40 No.15593234
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>15593213
    Man, not having a good day. noko+dice works, right?
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)17:44 No.15593296
    >>15593214
    You noticing that Lucius has painted all the nails on his left hand. Flattered by you noticing, the two of you have a little chat about painting nails and thanks to Lucius you learn some interesting nail colouring techniques.

    Once you're done you invite him to join you on your Black Time Travel Crusade. "Very well, Abaddon. I shall look forward to this venture."

    Lucius ends the link. The sorcerers ask if there's any more champions you wish to rally.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)17:46 No.15593310
    rolled 65 = 65

    >>15593296
    Typhus.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)17:48 No.15593333
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    Posting in a fucking legendary thread.

    You guys make Abbadon badass enough to fuck the Emperor in the ass. Twice daily.

    >>15593296
    Also, we wish to call for Typhus,threatening him to do the very same thing we did to Sindri to HIM if he won't assault our new Black Crusade
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)17:48 No.15593338
    rolled 23 = 23

    >>15593296
    Get Typhus, call him a fat fuck
    >> Enginseer Kirk 07/15/11(Fri)17:49 No.15593345
    rolled 24 = 24

    >>15593310
    AND kharn! We have a Slaneeshi on board, a Tzeentchian under "chains". We need a Nurglite and a Khornate (who's a pretty cool guy) and then we'll have full undivided goodness! If they dont' get along, we tell them "team up this once to fuck up the Imperium, you KNOW you want to. after that, we can all have a battle royale!" or somesuch, I can't brain today.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)17:49 No.15593347
    >>15593333

    * assist, that is. Can't have Nurgle hampering with our Crusade,can we?
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)17:50 No.15593353
    rolled 54 = 54

    >>15593296
    "Such badassery cannot go without Kharn."
    Call the sorcerers out from hiding and instruct them to get the Betrayer on the line.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)17:50 No.15593359
    we need fabulous bile! ignite the clone forges we need more grunts
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)17:50 No.15593361
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>15593296
    we must get nurgles blessing, he is the only god that hasn't blessed us yet.

    contact typhus perhaps we this will please nurgle
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)17:53 No.15593385
    >You are Ezekyle Abaddon.

    Abaddon's first name is Easy Kyle?
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)17:54 No.15593399
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    >>15593333
    You have the sorcerers form a link with Typhus. The psychic bond is quickly established with the Herald of Nurgle.

    "What do you want, Abaddon?" spoke the bloated warrior, his voice rasping "I was in the middle of feeding my kitties."
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)17:54 No.15593403
    >>15593385
    Yes.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)17:55 No.15593414
    rolled 44 = 44

    Drink some space poison because you have already honoured Tzeentch with your scheming, honored Khorne by killing the Daemonettes, and honored Slaanesh in ways I do not wish to remember. Then call Typhus.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)17:55 No.15593417
    rolled 80 = 80

    >>15593399

    Compliment the man on his lovely choice of feline companions and inform him of the BLACK CRUSADE,
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)17:56 No.15593418
    rolled 97 = 97

    >>15593399
    "I have forced demons into my arms, JOIN US IN OUR CRUSADE AGAINST TIME ITSELF"
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)17:56 No.15593426
    rolled 31 = 31

    >>15593399

    Ask him if he wishes to spread Nurgle's plague... THROUGH TIME ITSELF! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)17:57 No.15593439
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>15593399

    WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO START A BLACK CRUSADE. BRING YOUR KITTIES.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)17:57 No.15593440
    rolled 61 = 61

    >>15593296
    Get Typhus on line, invite him offering timespacetwisteriperiumassfuck and don't forget to invite Nurglette.

    >>puringi fections indeed captcha
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)17:58 No.15593451
    rolled 34 = 34

    >>15593399

    Tell him you're rolling through time itself with Ahriman, Eliphas, Sindri and Lucius, ask him if he wants to come to spread Nurgle's disease thru time
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)17:58 No.15593455
    rolled 100 = 100

    >>15593399
    "Cats suck, dogs are better."

    Invite him to our time-picnic.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)17:59 No.15593467
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    rolled 41 = 41

    >>15593455

    TZEENTCH HAS SPOKEN!
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:00 No.15593475
    >>15593455

    OH SHIT TYRONE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
    >> dice+d100 Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:02 No.15593489
    >>15593399

    "Typhus..there are more kittens in the universe than those you possess - and they NEED your help.

    They all are caged, tortured and often enough eaten by the inhabitants of the puny Imperium, babarians, that can neither see the beauty in an Abscess, nor in a playfull small cat.

    Do YOU want them to suffer,Typhus?
    Can't YOU hear their desperate pleads for help to Grandfather Nurgle?

    Aid my on my dark crusade, and I shall forge a planet which will look equal to the gardens of Nurgle, a place for kittens and all other childrens of the Grandpather to play and relax in seas of pus and vomit."
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:02 No.15593492
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    rolled 97 = 97

    >>15593455
    LIKE A BOSS
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:02 No.15593497
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    rolled 44 = 44

    >>15593455

    THE BANNER OF THIS BLACK CRUSADE MUST HAVE CERBERUS ON IT!
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)18:02 No.15593499
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    >>15593455
    Typhus is insulted by your statement. "How DARE you! Kitties are the cutest and fuzziest and nicest, not like those mean dogs who just bark and try to bite me." he says "If you want me to join you on yet another Crusade then you'll have to take what you said about kitties back."
    >> dice+1d100 Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:03 No.15593500
    >>15593489

    [[Coffeine needed]]
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:04 No.15593504
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>15593499

    Let out a long sigh and proceed to compliment the man on his feline companions, then reiterate the need for more glorious champions on this SPACEQUEST.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:04 No.15593509
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    rolled 35 = 35

    >>15593499

    Tell him to go fuck himself.

    Revive Araghast the Pillager.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:05 No.15593514
    rolled 58 = 58

    "I tore a Daemon Prince out of the Warp and bound him to my arm alone. If you refuse I shall personally slay you."
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:05 No.15593521
    rolled 71 = 71

    >>15593499
    "Man ,fuck kitties, come with me to the picnic and I will make sure you get,like, a PLANET with felines."
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:06 No.15593522
    rolled 24 = 24

    >>15593499

    "Typhus, if there was a dog that'd willingly bite your pus-encrusted arse, I would be calling it instead of you."
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:06 No.15593524
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>15593499

    Tell him to deal with it, you're the great despoiler and you just forced a demon into your hand with your bare darth vader like mechanical hands, then used it to masturbate.

    He will join the Black Crusade, or you will murder his kittens
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:06 No.15593530
    rolled 59 = 59

    >>15593499

    PERHAPS YOUR KITTENS CAN PROVE THEMSELVES IN WAR?
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:06 No.15593531
    rolled 24 = 24

    >>15593499
    Tell him to man the fuck up, and join the fucking crusade.

    plus kitties are old and busted, Ponies are superior. Nurgle wills it.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:07 No.15593532
    rolled 33 = 33

    >>15593499
    Tell you what. You come with me and I'll let my Hereteks build you a little robot-kitty infused with Sindris soul. How about that?
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:07 No.15593535
    rolled 29 = 29

    >>15593499
    >No
    Proceed to tear open the warp and pull his fat, putrid ass through. Then force him to crusade. Have Sindri-arm inform him of what will happen if he does not.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:07 No.15593539
    rolled 72 = 72

    >>15593499

    Tell him to deal with it, and that if he doesn't come you're going to kill his cats and get Ulkair instead to representate Nurgle.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:08 No.15593543
    rolled 58 = 58

    >>15593532
    Yeah, humiliate that poor guy further, why don't you?

    ...still bump-rolling for that
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:08 No.15593544
    rolled 42 = 42

    >>15593499

    Tell him that kitten care A LOT about personal hygiene and thus strictly oppose both Grandfather Nurgle and Chaos himself.

    Also tell him that they are secret agents of the Imperium which have deceived him all along and call him bad names behind his back.

    Promise to allow him to kill every kitten in the galaxy.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:08 No.15593548
    rolled 95 = 95

    >>15593499
    Tell him to get over it, we're going to the cat-post capital of the universe.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:09 No.15593549
    rolled 100 = 100

    >>15593499

    Tell him that if he doesn't come with you you're going to kill the cats.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:09 No.15593555
    rolled 63 = 63

    >>15593499
    >kittes
    "YOU ARE NOT TYPHUS, GET ME THE REAL ONE ON THE WARP-PHONE!"
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:09 No.15593560
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    rolled 98 = 98

    >>15593548
    >>15593549

    FUCK YES TZEENTCH
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:10 No.15593563
    >>15593549

    You..you mean bastard! (Tzeentch is pleased)
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:10 No.15593565
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>15593549
    Dammit, why you gotta beat my roll by freaking 5?!
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:10 No.15593567
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    rolled 66 = 66

    >>15593549

    YES
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)18:11 No.15593579
    >>15593521
    At the promise of a kitty planet the Herald nods. "Very well then." he says somberly "I shall join you on your time picnic crusade. My plague ships shall arrive shortly."

    After Typhus breaks the link another is formed. Ahriman contacts you.

    "Abaddon, my cabal has been readied and my ships are nearby. I can begin the warp bending necessary for time travel whenever you wish." he says
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:11 No.15593582
    rolled 59 = 59

    >>15593499
    Use Sindri-arm to bitch slap him across warp until he comes with us.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:12 No.15593588
    rolled 39 = 39

    Bind him to our other arm, then wash that arm twice a day forever!
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:12 No.15593595
    rolled 89 = 89

    >>15593579

    >not taking the highest roll

    Cat loving fagget!

    Tell Ahriman to wait, you still have to get Doomrider, Doombreed, Kharn and revive Araghast the Pillager
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:13 No.15593598
    >>15593579
    How long will it take?

    We have to contact Kharn, it'd be a shame to leave such a swell guy out of this party
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:13 No.15593602
    rolled 71 = 71

    Before you leave, contact Pertuabo. You gonna need weapons, and a Daemon Primarch on your side wouldn't hurt too.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)18:13 No.15593610
    >>15593539
    >>15593548
    >>15593549
    Hmm, I outta check the thread before posting next time.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:13 No.15593611
    rolled 30 = 30

    >>15593579

    "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARNE."
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:13 No.15593613
    rolled 65 = 65

    >>15593598
    rolling
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:13 No.15593615
    rolled 64 = 64

    >>15593579

    Command him to wait, you still have more fags to call.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:14 No.15593626
    rolled 57 = 57

    >>15593579
    WE MUST GET A KHORNETTE

    GET SOMEONE THATS NEAR US
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:15 No.15593632
    rolled 47 = 47

    You still have to call Angron, Kharn, revive Araghast, call Doombreed and Doomrider, tell Ahriman to sit his ass down and wait for further orders.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:15 No.15593637
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>15593579

    Ask him how far back or foward in time we can go.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:16 No.15593644
    rolled 8 = 8

    Tell Ahriman that Typhus likes cats, proceed to mock the Herald with Ahriman as you and Ahriman bot enjoy the company of canines.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:16 No.15593645
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>15593579
    "Almost all of the champions have gathered but there is still someone, who remembers to write me post cards I will not go without." Get Kharn on the line.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)18:16 No.15593649
    >>15593595
    You tell Ahriman that the Crusade will not begin yet, as you still have champions to rally.

    He breaks the psychic link and your sorcerers ask who to call next.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:17 No.15593654
    rolled 99 = 99

    Ahriman will have to wait, you still have Khran and others to call for the TIME CRUSADE
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:18 No.15593672
    rolled 72 = 72

    >>15593649

    You must call Doombreed, Genghis Khan must come to the crusade! And Doomrider! Oh shit and Kharn! And Angron!

    But first you gotta revive Araghast the Pillager, you need him to boss your servants around and call them lickspitles!
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:18 No.15593673
    rolled 56 = 56

    >>15593654

    Fuckin' Tzeentch has spoken. Fucker's got plans.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:18 No.15593680
    rolled 69 = 69

    Summon khornettes, Kharn and get ur ass to Ahriman.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:20 No.15593689
    rolled 30 = 30

    >>15593649

    Tell them to get Khârn on the line, no matter how much it costs. Also, look for a nice skull Khârn possibly has not in his collection yet.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:20 No.15593690
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    >>15593654
    >Kharn
    >99

    WHAT
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:20 No.15593691
    rolled 10 = 10

    Call Genghis Khan first, i mean, Doombreed, Araghast's revival can wait.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:21 No.15593704
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>15593690

    Deal with it
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:21 No.15593709
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    >>15593654

    YES
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:22 No.15593721
    rolled 84 = 84

    Kharn is a fagget, has he killed 2 space marien chapters single handily? No, call Doombreed.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:23 No.15593733
    rolled 98 = 98

    Tell your sorcerers to get you an army of Jokaero.

    THEN call Kharn.

    THEN call Doombreed.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:24 No.15593743
    Wow, 300+ posts already?
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:24 No.15593747
    rolled 65 = 65

    >>15593733

    >98

    FUCK, where's a 100 when you need it?
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)18:25 No.15593768
    >>15593733
    Your sorcerers give you blank stares as you give your order. "Um...really?"
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:26 No.15593776
    >>15593768

    Wth, the guy for Khârn had Khorne's blessing...bawww
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:27 No.15593782
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    >>15593768

    THERE'S A 99 UP THERE MAN

    A 99

    FOR KHARN
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:27 No.15593787
    rolled 31 = 31

    >>15593768
    OP
    >>15593654
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:29 No.15593808
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    >>15593768
    >>15593782


    IT'S TOO LATE!

    RALLY THE JOKAERO!
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:29 No.15593810
    rolled 46 = 46

    >>15593775

    Casually answer " Yes, really".

    To make things a little bit more interesting, you also call in a battaillon of Iron Warriors to "aid" the Jokaero whenever they don't feel like it.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:31 No.15593830
    rolled 33 = 33

    >>15593768

    "I HAVE SPOKEN SORCERER! RALLY THE JOKAERO! AND WHILE YOU DO THAT, CALL KHARN!"

    "YOU THERE! Call Eliphas, and tell HIM to call Doombreed"

    Bitch please, the Warmaster can multitask.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)18:33 No.15593851
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    >>15593775
    >>15593782
    >>15593787
    (I thought that was in response to the previous thing...but whatever)

    You decide to call for Kharn. The sorcerers attempt to form a psychic link with the champion.

    However, nothing happens. The sorcerers can't locate Kharn from where he was last reportedly at.

    One of the sorcerers looks worried. "Hmm...this is odd." he says "Why can't we-"

    Suddenly, the metal wall behind the sorcerer bursts open and a red ceramiteclad warrior jumps out, chainaxe swinging through the air. He decapitates the sorcerer.

    "DON'T WORRY ABADDON!" Kharn shouts "I'LL SAVE YOU!"
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:35 No.15593871
    rolled 83 = 83

    >>15593851
    Brofist him, like a boss.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:35 No.15593874
    rolled 29 = 29

    >>15593851
    "Save me from what?"
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:36 No.15593886
    rolled 45 = 45

    >>15593851

    HOLD ON KHARN! I NEED THE SORCERERS TO CALL OTHER FAGS AND RALLY MY JOKAERO!

    Don't worry, i'll get Eliphas to bring some Tzeentchian cultists up here for you to cut up! You in on the Black Crusade?
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)18:36 No.15593901
    You know what, this thread is autosagging so I'mma go make a new one and post linkage here.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:37 No.15593905
    rolled 28 = 28

    >>15593851

    Tell him to hold his horses, he just killed one of your phones.

    Ask him if he's in on the Black Crusade.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:37 No.15593906
    rolled 99 = 99

    >>15593775

    Mightily brofist Khârn which the Sindri arm (hopefully hurting him while doing so), tell him to not kill the sorcerers (for now) because you currently still needs these faggots.

    Also, tell him of your TIME CRUSADE and how he could battle himself if he'd join.
    >> Anonymous 07/15/11(Fri)18:37 No.15593908
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15590031/
    ARCHIVE IS HERE
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/15/11(Fri)18:41 No.15593957
    >>15593949
    GET OVER HERE



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