>>18322542
Now we get to cookin

Maybe talk to Mike about getting in on this action tonight, could be interesting with him around if it would be appropriate.

>>18322542

To our room. Begin preparing the white-day gifts and some food for the guys.

Inform girls of our plan, if we haven't yet.

Also, guys night in? I think we are legally required to watch Die Hard.

>>18322542
Make white day stuff including
T-Rex chocolates for Amazoness
Hearts for Nanoha
Chocolate eclairs for Perrinne
Butterflies for Hina
Rabbits for Ursula and Erica
Bows for Sakura
Kun-Kun vanilla cookies for shinku
Perfect mini Keima in goddess mode for Keima
Chocolate pancakes for Luchinni
Fire trucks for Elsie
Chocolate for Yuki
Liqueur chocolates for Trude and Sakamoto
Chocolate breasts for Miyafuji

>>18322574
Yeah.
>>18322581
Nah.

>>18322581

Nah, that's like inviting an officer to a serviceman's shindig.

>>18322582
We doing Yakiniku or just manly steaks?
Yakiniku is the Korean BBQ where you sit around the table and just throw food onto the hot plate in the middle

>>18322596

I like the ides of having an open thing where we can just cook whatever as we want it.

'Hey girls,' you tell the twins and Nanoha, 'I'm sorry to spring this on you on the last minute, but I was thinking of having a guys' night in our room.'
'It's okay, ' Ursula tells you, 'I was planning on staying late in the lab anyway.'
'I'll just keep Ursula company. I also want to see Rood about that flying sofa he has half-built here' Erica adds
'Don't worry about me, Hayate. I'll jsut see you tomorrow morning.' Nanoha tells you.
'Thanks girls.' you tell them.

You head up to your room and begin cooking.
Since you want to keep the sweets as far away from Shirou as possible, you start on them first, so you can hide them before he arrives.

WAT DO YOU MAKE?

>>18322596
>>18322619

So the Korean BBQ thing I guess.

>>18322620
Basically this
>>18322583

Also see if we can get that flying sofa.
Either ours for some fancy shenanigans or find boxcar joe and give it to him

>>18322620
See
>>18322583
But make the chocoboobs not totally obvious.

>>18322620

See >>18322583

Something other than chocolate breasts though. Just chocolates, I guess.

As for the guys... >>18322624

>>18322637
Well I think the other option was chocolate puppies

>>18322627

If sofas can be made to fly, he already has one.

If only for he abundance of couch-surfing jokes.

>>18322642

I will support that.

>>18322583
Support this but with MEEYAFOOJEE getting the puppies instead of chest puppies

>>18322634
Basically, this. That's marshmallow on biscuit/cookie, coated in chocolate.

>>18322666
They are marketed as choc royals over here in Australia

>>18322666
Those are so good man...
I don't even know what they are called, but some lady at my office always sells 4 packs of them for a dollar and I love them

>>18322666

Excellent advice, SATAN. I will support this plan.

>>18322666
> marshmallow
nigger, what? that is buttercream

>>18322620
Cheesecake. Graham crust. Fruit options on the side for the heathens that don't know the awesomeness that is pure cheesecake

>>18322688

Plain cheesecake is good, but if you make it extra rich and creamy, drizzle a bit of unsweetened raspberry. the slight sour tang offsets the sweet, and makes the whole thing twice as good.

rolled 50 = 50

>>18322660
Why don't we have both?
>>18322687
I think they can be filled with either. I dislike cream.

>>18322687
Those ones are marshmallow

So Yakiniku for the bro's
>>18322596 for the explanation

Bigass list of >>18322583
For girls with MEEYAFOOJEE getting puppies?

Consensus Y/N?

>>18322696
Barbarian. Heathen. Philistine. Defiler.

...yeah, I know I'm in the minority, but still.

Now I want some cheesecake.

Isn't Miyafuji's thing a dog? Could we make a bunch of Chocolate puppies resting on a pile of boob-metaphors like those marshmallow things that were suggested?

>>18322713
Good compromise

>>18322713
>>18322709

Combine these, and I think we're there.

>>18322711

I like plain cheesecake, made well it can be all you need.

Good cheesecake is like good steak: Sometimes sauce is sacrilege, sometimes it's just right for flavor.

>>18322721

Seconded.

>>18322721
Agreed

Setting out all the chocolate and ingredients you got from the RCS, you begin to make the gifts for the girls.

For Amazoness you make a bunch of little chocolate trexes. Eyes and teeth made of white chocolate.
Eclairs for Perrine and butterflies for Hina.
Liqueur chocolates for the major and Trude.
Bows of white chocolate for Sakura, and white chocolate KunKun cookies for Shinku.
Small chocolate stars for Yuki, and a firetruck for Elsie.
A pair of giant marshmallow filled chocolate covered kisses for Miyafuji, And chocolate pancakes for Lucchinni.


For the twins, you made a pair of white chocolate bunnies with dark chocolate bowties.
And for Ursula, a dark chocolate heard with white chocolate wings.

For some unknown reason, you also felt compelled to make a tiny chocolate girl with wings.
You are unsure but the design just seems familiar.

After the preparations, you put away all the finished treats, and got to working on the food for the guys.

>>18322701
bah... probably some american bastardisation of it.
trying to find out what they're called in english.

It's a base of almond meringue topped with buttercream and covered in chocolate.
It's glorious.

>>18322752
The ones with marshmallow is all you can get in Australia

Make Chocolates.

Have Kraus play some soft jazz.

http://endlessvideo.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k

>>18322744
>>18322758

Continue party prep.

Same music.

>>18322744
Majaik up some more fudge for Shirou to distract him from the other sugar in the room while we get things set up for the Yakiniku for our bro's

For the guys, you cut up some meat and vegetables for yakiniku.
You cook a good portion of rice and soup.
You also ready some tempura on the side.


With the preparations done, you wait for your guests to arrive.
>>18322666
oh I know those. They're called uhhh.. I forgot.
But they're good shit.

>>18322768
Chocolate royals are what I know them as. Different places do different names though

>>18322768

Read while we're waiting.

"Little Prince" looks like a fun read.

>>18322799
Thought we didn't get that one?
Read Shakespeare IMO

Your guests arrive together with the exception of Keima.

Gai brought some maki, Touma some bags of chips, Jun and Shirou brought nuts and random snacks, while Kenji brought 2 six-packs of whiskey.
They looked like six-packs of beer, but clearly have whiskey printed on them.

"Hi guys, welcome!" you greet them.
"Woah, I like what you did with your room." Touma says.
"Thanks, I had some help."

Jun is again not accompanied by shinku.
"Hey Jun, where's Shinku?"
"She and Souseiseki are with Sakura."
"And Suisuisui?" You ask
"I've not seen her since yesterday."

After you've greeted and welcomed your guests, you ponder what to do next.
[ ]movie?
[ ]dinner?
[ ]talk more?

>>18322772
I rewmember now.
Theyre called mallows here.
I remember them being much bigger when aI was a kid. :/

>>18322755
Huh, apparently they ones I'm thinking of is considered a specific kind of macron. They are very popular in Sweden as 'biskvier' (sing. biskvi), and I know they are French in origin, so I figured they would have had a distinct name...
I suppose they're completely different and just look very similar, sorry about that.

>>18322815

Dinner first and chat while we do so.

Movie after.

Something with alot of explosions.

Maybe Super Hero Taisen

>>18322815
Talk a bit then first die hard movie

>>18322666
Looks like a Tunnock's teacake

>>18322815

Food, talk.

And Die Hard.

I'm pretty sure Kenji will bring it up if nobody else.

>>18322815
Chat and snack. Just chuck everything into some bowls and onto the table, no need to serve them around.

>>18322826
Probably took the idea and made those things anyway, it wouldn't be the first time

>>18322833
I think we had the diehard series

>>18322835

curse you anon now i have to go buy some...

>>18322848
DH4 plz!

>>18322848

But Gai stars in this movie.

Even if just a stunt double

>>18322869

We can watch it after Die Hard.

>showing everyone Die Hard

itbegins.jpg

I wonder what system we would play if we decided to PnP it up...

>>18322885
M&M or GURPS
Only two that could handle a party made by these guys

>>18322885
4e

>>18322897

Am I the only one who thinks Keima would make for a bangin' DM?

Also neither of those have MANLY as a stat, so Kenji's out.

>>18322884

It's a Guy Law. When guys have a guys night, without any specific agenda, Die Hard is part of the evenings proceedings.

>>18322921
Are we showing it to the girls too, or just the guys?

>>18322885

We would play Shadowrun, Keima would run it, and it would be the best thing ever.

>>18322926

There are no girls, currently.

>>18322912
I dare say he would kick ass but be the total keikaku dori DM

>>18322912
There is an RPG with a manliness stat?

>>18322929

And we would play the little girl that romances the gmpc.

Just to screw with keima.

>>18322934
Okay. Nevermind. Was thinking we'd be showing it to them, too.

You take the snacks from your friends and serve them out in bowls, accompanied by some you materialized yourself.

You pull some chairs from the table and arrange them around he sofa for more seating.
You of course begin to chat as you partook of the snacks.

CHAT WHO?
[ ]gai
[ ]jun
[ ]touma
[ ]shirou
[ ]kenji
[ ]sousuke


>PnP these guys
>Obviously we use HOL

>>18322940
And always roll criticals when dealing with him

>>18322946
Kenji ask him who his handler is

Bonus points for it being commander badass

>>18322929

I COULD SEE IT.

Gai: Martial Arts Adept.
Hayate: Party Face.
Jun: Rigger.
Kenji: Hacker.
Shirou: Street Sam.
Touma: Gun Bunny.

TOGETHER THE FI- COMMIT CRIME.

We talk to Touma. We've interacted with all the other guys except Touma.

>>18322964
And Sousuke?

>>18322946
Kenji for >>18322956
Then Touma, chat about our bitchin fight, note that we've got some more non-MAJIAK weaponry now thanks to Sousuke.

>>18322964
>>18322946

Wait, I Put Touma where Sousuke should be.

And then totally forgot who Touma is.

Did we make White Day stuff for Keima?

>>18322980

Yep.

We're also going to deny it was us, if asked.

>>18322980
Yeah we made the statue and we have the fly me to the moon LP, not the Evangelion version we danced to though I think

>>18322980
Oh no, we forgot him!

>>18322976
We should chat up Sousuke after Touma, maybe get them chatting. Sousuke seems like he'd need the help.

>>18322978

Who the fuck is Touma again?

I remember our team, basically.

>>18322991
For some unknown reason, you also felt compelled to make a tiny chocolate girl with wings.
You are unsure but the design just seems familiar.

Keima goddess mode

>>18323000
I forget now that I think of it, he is like matsuri and Negi though we have nothing to do with them so we don't see them

>>18323000
Right hand of NO MAGIC ALLOWED.
From To Aru Majutsu no Index/To Aru Kagaku no Railgun universe.

>>18323000
>>18322978

He's the guy with the majaik cancelling ability in his right hand.
For more details, follow the link http://toarumajutsunoindex.wikia.com/wiki/Kamijou_Touma

>>18323034
>>18323024

He should totally be the mage then.

>kenji
>then touma

"Hey Kenji, I was just wondering." you ask your nearly-blind classmate. "Who's your handler?"
"It's Hank."
"Hank?"
"Action Hank. You've never met him before? Big black guy, panther tattoo, bitching beard. He's also on the security team with Commander."
"Nope, can't say I've met him before." you tell him.
"I'll introduce you next time. Right now he's off fighting alien mind-controlling prostitutes in the BLX Sector."
"Awesome. I'll look forward to that." you tell him.

"Hey Touma." You say as you bump fists with him. "I hope you don't mind me asking but, what exactly was that ability you were using? You cancelled Sakuras spells, you deactivated my sword, hell, I say you catch lightning."
"That? I think they called it the Imagine breaker. I have no idea what it is, it just stops majaik and shit." he answers you as he flexes his right hand.
"It can cancel pure magic, but for larger concentrations of it, I need to do it bit by bit."
"It's also the same reason I can't use a device even after I was sent here from Academy City."
"Ah." you tell him "What about your impressive fighting skills then? We're you trained?"
"Nope. Just pure experience on the streets man. I had to fight against some crazy shit back home, form delenquents with guns, to a crazy middle schooler tesla coil. I guess all the fighting improved me bit by bit."


WHAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
>>18322988
You have the Sinatra cover LP, and a player for it.

>>18323061

Suggest movie while we eat.

Watch the player automatically pick Die Hard, with zero input from anybody.

>>18323061
Die Hard time. Also break out the anti-feminist potions. Good camouflage there, Kenji.

>>18323061
Start playing the record during the meal, movie afterwards.

>>18323082
Sadly we do not have any of those yet

>>18323061
Get the food going and set the movie up, chat to Sousuke while the hot plate is warming up

>>18323088
>>18323082

Now is not the time for trolling.

Now is the time for Die Hard.

seconding Die Hard
because Die Hard.

>>18323088

Nah, we want the record to be a surprise.

>>18323080

This mental image is so awesome it's unreal.

"Sooo, Movie?"
"Sure."
"Sounds good."
"What're we-"
>Whrrrr
>DIE HARD.
"Who did that?"
"...."
"...."
"...."
"I... Guess we're watching Die Hard?"

>>18323061

Food+Die Hard

>>18323110

I see this as everybody just kinda staring at the TV eyes bugged slightly. Varying degrees of want.

Kenji has a 'well hello there foxy lady' smirk.

>>18323127

>Kenji has a 'well hello there foxy lady' smirk.

I can't help but picture that as 'maniac grin trying not to talk because he was ordered to play nice.'

>>18323061
>You have the Sinatra cover LP, and a player for it.
>Bottomless always cold booze
We play Gladiator. We watch the movie Gladiator and drink every time something epic happens. We will be fucked up.

>>18323137

The Booze is for Mike.

And we can watch Gladiator after Die Hard.

>>18323141
Sounds good to me.

>>18323061
Ask Touma if potions work for him.

You transform Kraus into a hotplate for the yakiniku and everyone sits around the enlarged table.

As you wait for the grill to heat up, you begin chatting up Sousuke.
"Hey man, You didn't really add more security to the dorms did you?"
"I did. If non-Bureau related entity tried to enter it, I have an alarm set to go off linked to my device. My patrolling bontas should then be able to respond."
"Bontas? Those hamster things?"
"Yes. I built the originals for those back when I still wasn't transferred here. Each one is a miniature powersuit, that can be piloted, or slaved to a command unit."
"Why hamsters though?" you ask.
"No particular reason."

With the grill hot enough and everyone beginning to eat, you also start up the holoprojector.
Without you even picking a film, a movie starts to play.
"Waht..." you an only say as the holo plays
"OOH! I KNOW THIS ONE!" Kenji squees[?] with delight
It was the american film DieHard.

if there's time for a second movie i vote Kung Fu Hustle.

>KEIMA ISNT IN THE ROOM

>>18323164
Mention to Sousuke that PX has a bottomless AK mag. He'll probably want to pick it up.

>>18323176
Maybe, he does have infinite gun works which is why we skipped it though so maybe he won't bother

>>18323191
The man is layer after layer of enigma and contingency. He'll want it.

Okay, while we're watching the movie and prepping the meat, let's talk about girls. That what guys are supposed to talk aobut right? Just because we've never done this before doesn't mean we're ignorant about stuff like this.

So let's talk about girls.

>>18323236
you are asking for Kenji to hit us with a bottle of whiskey.

>>18323236
What? No. It's time to talk about guns, explosives, and what YOU would have done if you were the protagonist of the film.

>>18323243

Alright, we're talk about girls and he can yell about femnazi aliums.

>>18323198
We should see if team what is a vagina is all have Rance as a handler or if they have others

I still love the idea Sousuke has big boss but Rance would be hilarious as a leader for all those guys

>>18323244
second

>>18323164
Time traveling stuff again... we real should leave the note for us self next time...

>>18323248
And voreaphilic fish queens

>>18323251
I think it's actually just a telepathically responsive holoplayer.

>>18323261
Or you know Kraus did it.
Because he knows fucking manly movies

>>18323164
Watch movie, eat food, let loose testosterone-fueled yells at witty one-liners and explosions.

>>18323176
"Hey sousuke," you tell him as you grill a piece of beef "Did you know they had bottomless mags in the PX?"
"I saw those. Tried them out. The act of not realoading was too alien to me. My summoned guns need to reload, if only just for the sake of practice."
"I see."

The movie goes on, Kenji cheering everytime the lead character does something ricockulous.
Gai just eats and watches in his normal stoic silence.
Touma and Jun watching in rapt attention.
Shirou is stuffing his face with meat.
Sousuke seems to be analyzing each and every move the main character does.

As the final scene comes to a close you hear Sagara say, "I approve of his use of tape."

MOVIE DONE, MEAL TOO. WAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18323278
Mentilate Keima, see if he'll be coming. Say something with plausible deniability that will make him blush, like "I miss you."

>>18323278
go to Keima's room, toss in a fake dead body, "welcome to the party pal!"

>>18323278

The answer is obvious. We play mario kart.

>>18323278
More movies and drinkan?

>>18323300
THIS.

Another unwritten rule of guy nights: YOU WILL PLAY MARIO KART, NO EXCEPTIONS

or is now the right time to bust out the gummiBEARS?

>>18323278
Start drinking, maybe watch a martial arts movie next.

Drunken Master or Raiders of Buddhist Kung Fu for the classics, or Shaolin Soccer for something more modern.

>>18323314
Wait a little bit to do that.
It must definitely be done tonight though

>>18323314

>then it ends in gay bear sex.

>>18323314
>>18323322
Are you prepared to face a destroyed room, and an angry Erica in the morning?

>>18323316
IP MAN
for the love of true badasses, IP MAN

>>18323330
Good point.

Outside THEN gummiBEARS

>>18323316
Drunken master.
Best Kung fu movie ever

Or fearless, Gai would love the shit out of that

>>18323330
we could use our device's artificial battleground whatever thing to make sure nothing actually gets damaged.

>>18323338
seconded for Fearless (It's better than Ip Man)

>>18323330

Why the hell not.

>>18323334
Oh my yes. The original Mandarin version, not the Cantonese-dubbed, English-subbed swill they have on Netflix.

>>18323330
No, we're not going to trash our room using GummiBEARS.

And I don't want to think about using a space-time displacement field inside of an already spatially displaced room.

>>18323344
Agreed, it might be less about outright kicking ass but the message is better

'Hey Keima,' you mentillate him 'Aren't you joining us tonight? We kinda miss you here.'
'I still ahve some work to do.' he tells you
'Oh cmon. Just skip that for the night and join us.'
'I promise it'll be fun. And if you don't have fun, you can do whatever you want to me.'
Silence.
A few moments later and he's knocking at the door.

"KEIMA!" Everyone greets him as you lead him inside.
*Cue Cheers intro*

KEIMA HAS JOINED THE PARTY.
WAT DO?
>>18323334
I approve, fucking IPMAN, and his sidekick ROUTERBOY

>>18323314
no

>>18323361
Someone actually drew the god emperor having beaten them? Where did this picture come from

>>18323361
hand Keima some WHISKEY

rolled 8 = 8

>>18323361
My vote is for the awkward hand touch thing with Keima while trying to eat popcorn during the movie.

>>18323386
Second, but not obvious. We don't want to make the others know we are trying to turn him into a girl for our own twisted pleasure

>>18323386
Where we maintain the touch for a second or two too long before Keima blushes and jerks his hand away?

rolled 59 = 59

>>18323386
FUCK YES. ROLLIN FOR THIS.

>>18323404
And then, once we're a little bit tipsy and handing out brotherly hugs, our hug with him is a little tighter than everyone else's, is maintained for a few seconds longer, and we give a warm, comfortable sigh in his ear before letting go.

You plop Keima down on the couch in between Kenji and yourself.
And you try and start another movie.
Again the holo system chooses on it's own.
It starts playing IP MAN.

The movie goes on with everyone watching and some smalltalk going on.
Snacks and drinks are passed around.

TALK?
WATCH?
>>18323370
He didnt beat them perse, just Gilgamesh.
Look at how happy rider is.

>>18323420
Watch. Movie's started, and we don't want to come onto Keima too forcefully.

TALK when there's not asskicking.
WATCH when there's asskicking.

>>18323420
Watch the movie, cheer at the baller action scenes, eventually do the "accidental" popcorn thing during a slow part of the film.

>>18323420
Talk to Shirou a bit.
See how he has been since Saber asked for our help.

From the thumbnail I thought it was Emps, Russ, Sang and Lion under his foot then I realized once I opened it

Saber looks decidedly unhappy but I am not sure if it is how he is carrying her or that he just ignored her when she challenged him.. Or that he obviously pimp smacked Gilgamesh

>>18323420

Whut?

Broskandar's face is that of the traumatised.

You opt to watch, you are drinking whiskey as you observe the others in the room.
Keima is sipping some soda
Kenji is on his third can of whiskey
Touma is watching the fight scenes intently.
Gai is doing much the same.
Jun and Sousuke seem to be discussing something.
Shirou is stuffing his face with M&Ms.

You never thought that you'd actually be able to do something like this.
Just kicking back and hanging out with friends is a new experience for you.
You watch on.

Near the end of the first part, Keima pushes you down on the couch and straddles you.

>>18323483
OH YEAH

>>18323483

"...Ok which of you idiots spiked Keima's drink?"

>>18323483
>Keima pushes you down on the couch and straddles you
Huh, I guess he wasn't enjoying himself. Well, we did agree to let him do whatever he wanted. Fair warning, though, we're a pitcher, not a catcher.

>>18323483
And here I am without a gender swap potion

>>18323483
"Hello, sir."

>>18323483
"Can I help you, Keima?"

>>18323483
Mentilate the girls. "I think Keima has finally snapped. You're going to want to get here quickly, either to stop him or film him riding me."

rolled 85 = 85

>>18323483
YES! YES! YES!

>>18323509
Nah, boy's night.

>>18323509
Oh god this.
Watching them burst in with a video camera at the ready would be hilarious

>>18323483
Holy macoroni! The yaoi girl fan will love this part...

>>18323528
Are you always lurking ML or do you just pop your trip on occasionally?

>>18323483
Neither of us are dressed properly for this

"Can I help you, Keima?" you ask him.
"HYOUUU!" he says obviously inebriated. "Hwats with all da gihrls?"
"Okay guys." you tell the others "who spiked Keima's drink?"
"He picked up a can on his own!" Kenji states.
"HEYYY! AHM TALKIN TO HYOUU!" Keima says as he shakes you.
"HWATS WHITH ALL THE GIHRLS WITH YHOU?"

>>18323546
Ummm, they like me and I like them?

>>18323546
"I...serve them and like them and they like me back?"

>>18323546
God I had forgotten Keima as such a lightweight.
He and Perrinne really are the same character with different genitals

>>18323546
"You would have to enquire upon the matter from them, for they have come unto me. I merely serve them as the best of my skills."

>>18323562
PLOT TWEEST

Perrinne is actually AU permanent goddess-mode Keima.

"guys?" you ask the others "a little help here please?"
Noone moves.
"Nope, We want to hear this too." Touma tells you.

"SO. ANSHER ME. HWHATS WITH THE GHARLSH?" Keima asks you again, his face less than an inch from yours.
"Well... They came to me. It's not like I could just run them away." you answer.
"SHOOO ANYONE IN SKERT ISH A TARGET HUH?" He reaches in is pocket and pulls out his PSP.
"ELSHIE, GADDESH MOWD."
He transforms instantly.
"Ahm weering a skert nao. AHM I A TAHRGET?"

>>18323615
It sort of depends what's under the skirt

>>18323615

well i geuss it wouldn't be so bad...

>>18323615

"...Only if you want to."

Turnabout is fair play

>>18323615

"Yes."

"do you want to be?"

>>18323615
"Do you want to be?
"And please, do not use such a vulgar term as 'target'. I didn't ask for this, but I'm not one to refuse to deliver when asked."

Also mention something about how it's only if the other girls agree as well

"Do you want to be?" you ask Keima
"And please, do not use such a vulgar term as 'target'. I didn't ask for this, but I'm not one to refuse to deliver when asked."

Keima doesnt give you answer but instead pulls back and holds your head in place.
Keima's face moves back in to close the distance.

>>18323666

/Toss gumibear into approaching mouth

And the everyone's else

NOONE CAN REMEMBER THIS. KEIMA WOULD DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT.

>>18323681
Let's have Kraus activate the clean up field before that, though.
Subspace field in a subspace space or not, that will be a bitch to tidy

>>18323536
I'm mostly lurking from my work and I dont get many chance to post through my smartphone.

>>18323693
Well it won't really matter will it? We have used his abilities to alter things in the room already so we know it won't be a problem

>>18323666
Should we stop this?
Keima's likely going to regret this in the morning, and I don't think it would be very bro of us to allow this to happen in front of an audience.

>>18323681
KenjiBEAR FEMINRAAAAAWR
SousuBEAR HIDDEN RAWR
TouBEAR RAWWWWWR?
JunBEAR whimper
KeiBEAR KEIRAWR
GaiBEAR: totally zen

>>18323666

stop him, he's drunk, a gentleman doesn't take advantage of a drunk person be they male or female.

besides, there are guests present and this will be ALL KINDS of awkward.

Put a hand up and gently stop his head.
"I will not let you do this while drunk, Keima. I wouldn't take advantage of anyone in such a state."

And then Keima buries his head in your shoulders, passed-out cold.

"Damn, what a lightweight." Kenji says as he observes "Cool disguise for infiltration though."
"Should Keima be moved?" Sousuke asks you.
"Maybe later. I don't want vomit everywhere."

The second part plays, and everyone settles back into their seats.
Keima still straddling you, still in goddess mode.

>>18323735
Hah, oh, LG, you card.

Be ready to rush Keima to the bathroom as needed.
This is a brand new couch, and Erica would kill us if we got stains on it.

>>18323735

this... is fine too.

need to make sure he's out of goddess mode and comfortable in a seat before he wakes up.

and it might not be a bad idea if we talked to Elsie about erasing the footage, we all know she has it.

>>18323751
I think it's too late for th- wait.
We didn't do anyone on it yet, did we?

>>18323760
>Out of goddess mode
Why?
Hell, let's move him to the bed and sleep on it at the end.

>>18323760
Nah make sure he is comfortable on his side on the floor with a plastic sheet under him

Don't want any stains

Do make sure Elsie deletes the video though

>>18323765
Not yet. Couch is still too new.

>>18323765
Not yet but it is still a very new couch

The rate it is going it looks like it will end up the "drunken sleep" couch

>>18323785
We should get couch covers, then.

The movie ends, and everyone excuses themselves.
Kenji is sloshed and is being helped to move by Gai.
"FAKKEEN FEMISHISSTS TOOK ALL MAH TRADEENG CARDSH!" Kenji yells as he is carried away.
Jun, Shirou and Touma follow them towards the door.
"Hey man! It's been fun. Let's do this again sometime." Touma says as they walk away.
"Guys," you call out to them. "No one should know about what happened here!"
"no problem." they all respond.

Sousuke asks you, "Should I take Keima to his room?"
"Nah. I'll do it." you tell him as he bids you goodnight.

A few moments later, you try and take Keima back to his own room.
You unfortunately slip on an empty can on the floor and you try to regain your balance.
A few steps later and the two of you fall on the bed.
Keima stays asleep all this time.


"What's this? Our boyfriend keima Keima, dressed in a cute skirt, in bed? What exactly happened at your party?"
Erica asks you as she and Ursula walk in to the door.

>>18323847

Look back at them from the bed

"This and that."

>>18323847
>Our boyfriend AND Keima

>>18323847
"Shh, only foursome now"

>>18323847
"This is only sort of what it looks like."

>>18323847
Things that you could only dream of.
Actually Keima just ended up drinking some alcohol and flipping out, he passed out as he was about to kiss me

NEXT TIME ON MSQ:
the other shoe falls.

NEW THREAD AT 2200 4chan time.

>headed to bed
>need some sleep

>>18323847
"Oh, wouldn't you like to know~.
"But really, Keima accidentally got into the whiskey, and he can't hold his liquor. I was just taking him back to his room."

>>18323878
10 hours 46 minutes lads, it's a hard wait...

>>18323878
Gah skipping out on us early.
Go sleep LG, we will plot all sorts of things to make you worry while you do

Come to think of it LG must survive off very little sleep. He must mainlaine cocaine or ener drinks

He's a regular at http://purecaffeine.info/

So Keima aside from out little trolling session for white day what next? The genderswap potion, key and note "not from us" saying this might make things easier?

Everyone bailed already? Normally now is a great time for random plotting

We forgot to hand shirou the book as well
Might have to do that at some point

Just so we're clear, did we change the plan of giving that locket to Nanoha from White Day to her birthday?
It's not that big of a change, since her birthday is the very next day.

But we haven't recorded any of the songs we want it to play or any of the phrases. We need to get that done.

And we're still giving Erica and Ursula the lingerie in addition to their chocolates, right?

>>18324072
Do that after white day, Nanoha will surely stay the night on whiteday, and on her birthday

GIve Shirou book tomorrow.

SHIT. WE FORGOT TO MAKE SOMETHING FOR SABER!

>>18324072
I think the answer is "yes" on all accounts.

>>18324116
Oh, you're right.
We already made some for Elsie, so we shouldn't leave Saber/Excalibur out. Does this mean we should also make something for Raising Heart?
...we could force Kraus to give digital chocolates to Frau, too.

>>18324116
Whip up some chocolate swords

>>18324072
Yes we changed it, yes she gets a dark chocolate heart with white chocolate wings, no we haven't recorded things yet that will be white day sometime, yes the twins get chocolate and lingerie which is also partly a present for us

>>18324215
I think we are only doing it for saber since she takes a human form quite often.

We could do her some chocolate lions though or if LG is feeling nice will let us retcon it to of already done it

>>18324248
Nah Shirou likes swords so maybe make them so he won't eat the chocolate lions >>18324258 suggested

>>18324262
This is an interesting idea.
Since Shirou loves swords and sugar would he eat them or would he be torn between his love of weapons and his love of chocolate? Say we make a beautiful example of a weapon but made of chocolate do we make his brain break trying to decide which action to take?

>>18324262
We give him the book to distract him from Saber's chocolates.

>>18324285
Yeah that should work

>>18324248
>>18324262

>>Temporality break from work

Yeah we can give Shirou a chocolate sword. But it will be more fun if we could give him a chocolate version of Hayate in bunny form...

>>18324285
What kind of book? Book about swords or something else? (lack knowledge about Fate/Stay Night)

>>18324327
Last shopping trip we picked up a kids pop up book called "the ABC's of swords" just to see how much he would like it

>>18324303
I'm thinking hitting him on the back of the head with a shoe horn would do the trick nicely.

>>18324327
No we went through great pains to take the last one from him, we will not let him have it back.

>fall asleep just as previous thread ends
>wake up
>THERE'S ANOTHER THREAD UP ALREADY

You're a fucking BEAST, LG.

>>18324327
We already "reclaimed" the Fudgeyate from the pedastal in the castle, he's not getting it back from us. Not as is… Lemme think about that.

The book is The A-Z of Swords, a holographic pop-up book.

>>18324366
LG runs these instead of works or having a social life.
Except from the 16th to the 20th since he is away for work, leaving us with nothing to do but plot the ultimate set of tricks, trolls and crazy plans to break the universe and get our watch fixed

>>18324366
And on top of >>18324385, he's been doing for a few weeks, now.

>>18324413
And he always has a basic plan for what he will do in each thread... Except the "FUCKING T-REX" event

On that note we need a new dapper buddy, I was thinking a shark since we went to Nemo's. I had thought of a dolphin but they are overdone

>>18324369

No no, I dont mean the fudge version of Hayate. But rather a new one on smaller scale that are made of chocolate.

>>18324483
Yeah but him having Fudgeyate was creepy anyway, hell I rolled for us to find the shrine and I found it creepy

I think we prefer to steer him away from things that would attract him to us as much as possible

What the hell happened to Ursula and Erica's lifesized Choco-yate with removable panties? I though that was set in stone.

>>18324524
They were planned for birthdays I thought.
For white day they were a bit over the top

>>18324524
Birthdays, maybe. Besides, we need more time because not even Kraus can make one majaikally.
It would have to be made by hand.

>>18324576
Ah birthday would be better.

Of course it would be by hand, we need to show our love.

>>18324576
Actually he could.
We create a mould then get him to fill it with fudge.
Then we make the fudge clothing and put it on the new Fudgeyate

>>18324593
Hand carved anatomically correct with removable clothing...
I think we would need to make three or four sets of clothing for it because the twins would have too much fun dressing it up

So chocolate sword for Shirou do we think it melts his brain trying to figure out what to do with it? NOM? Puts it in a display as an example of workmanship?

>>18324720
That is the question, and here's how I propose we test it:

I think it's a bit cruel to deprive Shirou of his precious Fudgeyate, and we should return it to him Not, however, in a recognizable form.

If there aren't better plans for it, we melt it down, and hand "forge" a set of fine swords and sword accessories. Thus putting to the test his love of fudge, and his love of swords.

>>18325110
Convert the Fudgeyate into Fudgeshou and Bakufudge? I LIKE it!

>>18325110
Aw, but I wanted to keep the Fudgeyate.

Couldn't we use solidified sugar for the blades on the swords, with fudge handles?

>>18325204
Caramel blades do sound good, but the fudge hilts would likely melt to easily.

What confection would work best as a handle?

>>18325136
I don't know what those are supposed to be, but yes.

>>18325226
What if we used rock candy for the blades (producing a hard, white blade) and a candied handle? Or we use an extremely dried out brownie handle, so that it is hard and won't melt?

>>18325204
Just a proposal, we don't have to do it.

>>18325226
Well, fudge shouldn't be a problem for display pieces.

"Shirou, Saber said you had something precious go missing after that Wonka affair, so I made you these. Hope they cheer you up."

>>18324506

>>Imaged Shirou as fat creepy otaku with figure version of Hayate...

I see your point now...

>>18324594
>>18324610

I prefer to keep it simple. But if we gonna have a dressable Fudgeyate. Then it is better if we get a RealDoll version of Hayate, so that the twins can play dress up or having "fun" with it. Advantage with it is that the twins will be less tempted to crossdressed Hayate...

>>18325385

I have thinking about using aluminium foil on handle, but your idea work better.

>>18325385
>>18325226
Fine ideas, but perhaps I didn't make my core concept clear enough: Troll Shirou by returning the Fudgeyate to him in new form, that he won't recognize, but that he will still treasure.

Not to simply make him candy swords. He could pine for the missing precious without ever knowing it was right there all along.

>>18325536
No, I understood you perfectly. I just want to be able to keep Fudgeyate for ourselves. Like an emergency decoy.
Especially if we paint a flesh-toned candy shell onto it so that it's indistinguishable from Hayate holding the same pose.

Wait what, LG went to sleep even before 300 posts?

>>18325617
Fair enough, just wanted to make sure

>>18325627
I don't know who's going to give out first; LG, or the players.

>>18325627
He goes to sleep at certain times, not once he's reached a post count. He has to be up for "work" after all.

>>18325693
Well, we're all getting a break this weekend.

>leave thread because goddamnit class.
>come back and see the end of the party.
goddamnit. what are the odds Keima is going to remember any of this in the morning.

>>18325841
I dunno, but I think we gotta be careful with the presentation of the record & player, just in case. Can't recall if I already said that.

Goddamnit, 4chanX, why won't you work right?

>>18325860
I'm also not sure if I'm on board with actually convincing Keima that he really is bi/gay/whatever is he thinks he needs to be to get Hayate in his pants.
I mean, if the majority wants to swing that, then I don't mind being outvoted. And I have no problems with trolling him. Just, knowing some guys who are bi, and knowing them while they were figuring that out, its not the kind of confusion I would want to inflict on somebody, so I think it goes counter to Hayate as a gentleman.
I think that, at the least, if Keima decides he really doesn't want it, and tells us to stop, we should try to set him up like we did with Gai.

>>18325950
I gotta agree. Trolling him is fine, but I think we crossed a line here. Sure, it's Keima's fault for being wasted and jelly, but it was still crossed. We gotta put the brakes on self-inserting fetishes before some furfag has us molesting Jakob.

>>18325982
to be fair, I doubt that's going to happen, and I don't think that's whats happening here either. It seems like so far we've been rolling with it more for the sake of seeing just how far we can push him before he snaps and does something crazy. And we definitely got that kind of a reaction tonight.
Sadly we missed the opportunity to point out that it's not just the skirt, because until two days ago, neither Erica nor Ursula wears skirts, but I digress.
If he doesn't remember, I say let it go and back off for a bit. If he does remember, then we're going to have to explain ourselves to him, and "just enjoy the ride" probably isn't going to fly this time, and neither is "Just messing with you, nothing to worry about here."

>>18325950
>>18325982
I'm all for controlling our swag, any more and we over extend ourselves.
As for Keima, we give him the option, he don't take it we can swag someone for him. I'm thinking Amazoness, they'd match quite well.
Keima and his video games, Amazoness with her hunting and animal husbandry.
Sort of an odd couple sort of thing.

We cut it off after Mio, Frenchie, Hina, and the Yuki twins. When we can stabilize that we can consider more, but I think we covered all our bases.

>>18325950
You have entirely valid points, and are wholly right.

I think, along with the book for Shirou, we could perhaps pass the record off as "I saw this in town, thought you'd like it, and I'm giving stuff out to several others, too." Even if Shirou's the only other dude we're giving something to, and even then it's mainly a distraction.

Also, what are your thoughts on doing... something, with the Fudgeyate?

>>18325982
BRB, vomiting.

>>18326091
I used to be for giving it to Nanoha, when we give the twins a more...interactive version. However, right now I think giving it to Perrine would be the most amusing thing to do with it. Trude might also get a kick out of it, since I think she was the one who really enjoyed us in maid mode a bit too much.

>>18326035

I think we're in solid 'we need to talk' territory now.

If he remembers, we try and be supportive. Not 'act' supportive. Actually supportive.

If he doesn't, he needs to find out what happened from us before somebody else tells him.

The main reason we need to talk to him is because we don't magically turn people gay, if he feels like that about us he already swung that way at least a little. That's seriously freaking him out and he's trying to push the blame for all of this on us.

The best thing to do here, as a friend to him, and for his mental health: Talk this one out. No lies, no jokes, no dancing around the topic.

Also, he seems to be under the impression that this is some Machiavellian plot to build a bed out of attractive women. From Hayate's viewpoint at least, this isn't true. We need to reassure him of this fact.

>>18326065

Yeah, I think after the people we currently have coming in for a landing we really need to stop for a while.

>>18326091
i think I had proposed previously that we give it to Nanoha as a gift or something. I don't have a strong preference on what is done with it, as there are plenty of good uses for it.

>>18326139

>If he doesn't, he needs to find out what happened from us before somebody else tells him.

That is an excellent point.

We are in damage control mode. Your friend telling you you got drunk and made a pass at him? Awkward. Your other friends telling him well after the fact? Social nightmare.

>>18326139

True, we real need to take a private talk with Keima after he wake up. We can't keep fooling around him for our enjoyment.

>>18326139

This is all good points.

Yeah, we need to talk to him in private tomorrow.

>>18326186

It was funny when he felt awkward about it.

It became less funny when he tried to mount us on the couch in front of all our friends.

>>18326139
if a properly sober (these kinds of discussions should NEVER be done drunk) Keima asks "what's with the girls" again, I'm gonna put this in.

“Keima, you know my story. I’ve been alone virtually my entire life. Now, I have the opportunity to share what love I have with those who want it, and nothing is going to stop me from doing that. If the way I’ve been treating you has been making you confused, I’m sorry, and I’ll back off. If you decide that you want to be a part of what I have going with Erica, Ursula, and Nanoha, well, we'll cross that minefield when we get to it."
At which point I will also probably vote NO HOMO, because I'm not gay, but I don't mind being outvoted.

>>18326213

I don't quite agree with the way you put it, but I think that's the right overall tone: Straightforward, honest, and supportive.

It's important that we get across that no matter what else might come between us, we're his friend. Friends are supportive and caring, regardless of personal feelings.

>>18326213
That's fair, mate. I'm going to vote for including him because he would make an adorable bottom, has been shown as willing to go girl for us, and he's literally the first romantic partner we pursued, even before we met Erica. The idea of trying to get Keima has been around since the first post in which he was introduced, and I'm still supporting it even now.

>>18326238
Agreed, but I left that out because I have no clue if the majority wants us to be friends or more than friends with Keima. hopefully if that's what ends up happening and that's the response LG goes with, the post will reflect the consensus of "friends" or "yes we want to dock with you"

>>18326199
That's what I meant about line crossing earlier. When it was just blushing and tsundering, it was cool. Now he's gone a bit too far, and it's not a game anymore.

Honestly, the fastest way to resolve this, after The Talk, is to set him up with someone. That should keep his jelly under control. I mean to him it's like we hacked his VN and stole all the routes at once. We need to point him at a route he didn't even know was there, and I don't mean the having to chug genderswap every day route. Who can we set him up with?

>>18326257
>he's literally the first romantic partner we pursued
Huh, I forgot about that. Yeah, you're right.

>>18326267
I was thinking that if double-twins doesn't work out we might be able to set him up with Yuki, they seem compatible.

>>18326267
Except for some (no way to know if it's a majority or a minority until the thread tonight when everyone is actually there voting) we really do intend to have him (possibly as a her) as a romantic partner. I, for one, am all for including him. Have been since he was first introduced; if it hadn't been for fucking Shirou, he would have been member #1 on the day when he was genderswap potioned.

>>18326267
>Who can we set him up with?
There's Amazoness, as has been suggested before.

Personality-wise, maybe Yuki? Lily, maybe. Maybe there's another girl in class we haven't interacted with that might be compatible with him.

>>18326267
I'm all for pursuing him. I think that Hayate isn't the type to discriminate like that sexually, and that even while male Keima is pretty enough to be sexually appealing to a hetero-leaning man. Not to mention that Keima clearly wants us badly enough to be going Goddess Mode for us - and on more than one occasion at that. I think this is more than just a simple crush and that the feelings aren't at all misplaced.

>>18326262

Even if we end up 'more than friends', we're still friends. Most couples are friends as well as romantically involved. That's why there's the 'no matter what else' is there.

>>18326267

>Set him up.

No, he's clearly jonesing for us here. Pointing him at somebody else RIGHT NOW would be belittling his feelings. Even if we do that, it needs to be a little while down the road.

>Chug genderswap every-day.

Ryuu's potion expired because he made it that way. It's possible that the change is permanent unless specified.

>>18326329

I don't mind either if Keima become part of harem or not. But we must let him decided his own path if he want to be just friend or more. Worst case we will only hurt him and it will effect of teamwork greatly because he is our only tactician.

>>18326329

Personally I like to think that Hayate doesn't concern himself with sexuality, because compared to all the shit he's gone through something like that is too petty to register.

Plus 'friend in need' trumps anything else, so making sure Keima is alright comes before absolutely everything else right now.

He did the same for us after-all.

>>18326431

>Worst case
>Hurt him

Yeah, I think that if Hayate ever actually hurt a friend he would just shut down until further notice.

Which is part of why this Keima thing worries him. He didn't realize how much he was affecting him with the little jokes and stuff.

>>18326450

>He did the same for us

Yeah, we need to point this out to him if he starts freaking out. He was there for us when we had our little moment, now we're there for him.

>>18326431

I agree that it's his choice and we aren't going to force the issue. But if we leave it to him, he's going to want it I think. This is going to be an interesting conversation with the twins.

>>18326267
We should work to make it clear there's no need to "chug gender-swap potions" whatever route he takes, if he wants to be with us, we'll accept him however he wants to be. We've stated before, that Hayate-the-character "won't turn a girl in need" away, and it's not that far to go to change it to, "won't turn a friend in need" away.

>>18326309
If events consipre that he "needs" to be set up with some one, I'd say Lily. Hell, when we were expanding the team, that's half of why I was voting for Lily, to give Keima some female companionship that wasn't Ellie.

>>18326450
>>18326476
>>18326513
Yes.

>>18326476
I think he's going to be hurt no matter what we do. At the end of the day, we've never had romantic feelings for him. This was all for our personal amusement, nothing more. Is it really ok to just let him in when the only reason is we feel bad for him? That sort of empty relationship is even worse than letting him down gently and hooking him up elsewhere.

>>18326557

>Never had feelings

No no, feelings are there. It's just that while we weren't committed to getting in his pants, we were committed to trolling him.

>>18326557
Or were we just hiding our own feelings behind the teasing? We first saw him as a girl, and there was an attraction. Then it turned out he doesn't look that different as a guy, and we weren't quite that comfortable with being attracted to him, so we diverted those feelings into trolling & teasing.

Now, we've had something of a confronatation, and thought about it.

>>18326557

No we care, guilt is only why we need to talk about it now.

We did take the trolling a WEE BIT too far here.

>>18326616

>Double Tsundere.

You know, after the shit we've been talking in the Meta about Hina and Perrine having a bad case of 'can't spit it out' I think we're obligated to kick our own ass after having this realization.

>>18326637
>>18326619
>>18326616
>>18326596
>>18326557

>feelings
>no feelings
>tsundere

How exactly are we going to reconcile this chaps?

>>18326619
to be fair, he was drunk, and therefore asking for it, in this instance.

>>18326645

That's actually the easy part.

Hayate has some form of multiple personality disorder, probably Schizophrenia. Canonically, we're the voices in his head.

>>18326596
>>18326616
>>18326619
We like Keima, hell we borderline love the guy, he's saved our ass many times in training, and he's likely to do so more in the future, but we don't swing that way.

>>18326654

>In this instance.

This wasn't us trolling him, this was us seeing the ticking emotion time-bomb we overlooked blow the fuck up.

>>18326673
Plainly, some of us do, and the point that's trying to be made, is that him, us, whoever, there's nothing actually wrong with that.

>>18326663

>Inside Hayate's head.
"Alright, he's freaking out. Maybe if we tell him we feel the same, he won't freak out."
"But.... we don't. We aren't gay dude."
"Like something that petty will stand in our way."
"Whatever fag."
"We have a fucking gender-swap potion. We could have LESBIAN sex."
"First off: Still gay, because he's a dude on the inside. Secondly: Are you seriously try to play the lesbian card ON YOURSELF!?"
"Fuck you and your HOMOPHOBIA!"
"FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAGGOTRY!"
"WILL YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP?!? Friend. Emotional distress. We're giving him a hug, worry about the implications later."
"...yes cap'n..."
"Aye, sir."
>Back in the real world.
*Hug*
"....you hesitated...."
"Yeah. Turns out I have mixed feelings and am kind of an asshole about it."

>>18326738
>>18326673
>>18326645
>>18326637
>>18326616
>>18326596
>>18326557
"No Hayate, YOU are the Tsundere"

>>18326762

>Turns out I have mixed feelings and am kind of an asshole about it.

This works. On SO MANY levels.....

Just as a note, do we not have the directors go ahead to take over one of the facilities for a day, or did we already use it for something?

If we have not, I suggest that we use it before the missed opportunity floats on by.

>>18326782
For a day, during the next break period. We haven't hit that break period yet.

>>18326774
Sho nuff.

>>18326782
we can't make use of it until a break period.

>>18326774

Like I said before: upon IC realization of this, we are morally obligated to kick our own ass.

Keima and Kenji got drunk, but not Touma?

Disappointing, but it's probably for the best. There's not much that can handle a drunken Touma.

>>18326774
Also, my posts are semi-hypothetical, but I do feel pretty shitty for screwing Keima around.

>>18326879

Seconded. I don't think we realized how badly we were affecting him both in and out of character.

>>18326762

>Turns out I have mixed feelings and am kind of an asshole about it.

I think we need to say this at some point.

>>18326911
It fits the "internal argument" all too well.

>>18326797

Seconded. We should say this to Keima actually.

"So we're going to talk about this?"
"I guess we have to. If it makes you feel any better, I think that due to the teasing I've been giving Hina and Perrine about not being able to express their feelings, I'm morally obligated to kick my own ass."

>>18326673
I'm with you, but the irony of this situation is kinda hilarious. Cocks are ok apparently, but Nanoha is an instant shitstorm button.

>>18326738
I don't care what way the players swing, I just don't think it should be in the game.

>>18326939

It works on EVERY level.

We've been acting Tsundere.
We've been bickering in the Meta.
We've all were in on the trolling aboard the Swagtanic.

>>18326557
I have to disagree with you mate. A large portion of the players clearly intended everything romantically. While it wasn't necessarily super-serious, neither were our romantic advances towards Erica in the beginning.

>>18326951
Nanoha is/was an age thing, not gender.

>>18326941
But... have we actually expressed any of that teasing as Hayate, rather than as the players?

>>18326958
Oh, totally.

>>18326951

That's the age thing.

Most cultures are cool with gays, and less than accepting of pedophiles.

Not trying to stir shit, just saying.

>>18326673
Unless the players decide he swings that way. Personally, I see Hayate as someone who generally prefers women, but isn't necessarily strictly heterosexual, just hetero-leaning.

>>18326977

We have. We've also been VERY subtle about it.

>>18326899
Well, IC yes. OOC, some of us were wringing our hands in glee as Keima became more confused about how he felt about Hayate.

>>18327007

None of us really expected him to try and mount us in front of an audience.

We KNEW in and out of character that we were screwing with him. Some of it more intentional than others.

But we didn't know it was THAT bad. That's why everybody's all 'jokes over, serious time'.

>>18327007
Personally, I was wringing my hands in glee not because I wanted him trolled but because he's my favourite potential harem member. Like, seriously, I find him adorable and appealing.

>>18326977
Some the actions taken were as IC teasing, like the hug after the tournament.
Others were inadvertent IC, but intentional OOC, like when Hayate had the controlled crash on Keima during lunch.

>>18327049
Funny, that's how I feel about Perrine.

>>18327049
And that fucking goddess mode... if we could get Keima, frenchie, and the twins director we have triple twins.

>>18327076
She's my third favourite. For me it's Keima (for so many reasons) > Hina (a little tsun, a lot of dere, and would clearly already be with us if it weren't for our complicated relationship) > Perrine (time shenanigans, thinks she's pretty much already with us but hurting because we apparently don't feel the same way, very lonely, a tragic soul). I think it's finally time to figure out whether or not we're going to be having Keima in our harem - we'll probably have decided in-game before LG travels. I expect resolution, one way or the other (I hope we keep him) with him before we get around to Hina and Perrine.

>>18327081

"Hey Rance?"
"Yeah?"
"Remember how you wanted me to settle that bet between you and Max about who had more Swag?"
"I remember. We got our ass kicked by that kid. Get to the point, Rood."
"Right, right. Turns out he's now three sets of twins."
"You're fucking kidding me."
"Nope. We aren't sure we should TECHNICALLY give him the points for it, since they aren't ACTUALLY genetic twins, but you'd never fucking know if we didn't tell you."
"This is insane. I need a stiff drink."

>>18327124

I think we're going to end up with him in the group.

I also think that we're clear to say that no traditional labels, even 'harem' really describes what we've done here.

>>18327138

We need to take this to it's logical conclusion.

"Hey Ryuu."
"Rance. What's the occasion?"
"I need to get SERIOUSLY wasted."
>Grabs bottle off bar and slams it back.
"Uh... Rance?"
"Yeah?"
"Two things: That wasn't alcohol, and Hayate's on his way here for an alchemy lesson."
"What."

>>18327155
I agree. It's not clear for sure, since the evening crowd isn't in yet, but the conversation seems to point towards us:
A: Trolling him
B: Being serious in our advances in spite of the trolling
C: Regretting that we might have hurt his feelings
D: Really do want to be with him

>>18327180
And then he's in our harem and, by extension, so is HIS harem.

>>18327155
Oh man, that's it. We're building a new family. Not a standard family, but a family none the less.

>>18327180
Oh man. Why do I have to be at work right now? That's too goddamn funny.

>>18327206
Yeah. We'll have to invent a new word for our family. It's a lot more interally-connected than your typical harem, and there's true love involved. A Hayamily? A Harate? Or maybe just forget the labels and call it a family and leave it at that.

>>18327206

Gai, Kenji, Sousuke, etc: Bros.
Harem: Harem.
Sakura, MEEYAFOOJEE, Lucchinni: Little Sisters.
Keima: Special Friend.
Shirou: Family pet.

>>18327233

Hayrate sounds like a combination between a bad sushi place and a martial art.

>>18327257

>Keima: Special Friend.
>Shirou: Family pet.

And I just spat my drink all oven my monitor.

>>18327257
I think the Girls are going to end up in the Husband(s) role, Hayate will be the Wife role, and Keima will be the Double-Wife.

>>18327233
>forget the labels and call it a family
That's what I'd lean towards.

I think this image works as a Hayate-fied of the normal one. Of course, it'd be better still with the actual Hayate image macro.

>>18327290

That's going to be a fun realization.

"It occurs to me. Hayate planned this."
"What, the Harem thing?"
"No, I don't think that's what this is."
"What?"
"Think about it, spends all of his life alone, and somehow he finds us. All of us. People who feel isolated or separate. Some of us more eager than others."
"And then seducing us."
"Yeah, us. But what about Gai? Jun? Sakura?"
"...."
"We all saw the Harem, but I think what he was really after was a family."

Silent contemplation.

Then we walk in with cool shit we got for everybody.

>>18327280
>Double-Wife
That's about right.

>>18327368

Soon everybody knows that. And then they find out about Hayate having more than one voice in his head.

>>18327368
>Then we walk in with cool shit we got for everybody.
Genuine love pouring from our every word, expression, and motion. Everyone starts crying after we hand out all of the gifts. We ask if anything's wrong, start giving them hugs to comfort them. They all surround us, holding us, stroking our hair, and so forth.

>>18327399
man, that's not a harem OR a family. that's a goddamn personality cult.

>>18327280
There's some "wifely duties" I'm not too down with Keima handling, but I'm again in the minority.

>>18327427
I'm going to have to disagree with you there. I think there is one fundamental issue with our family: We're getting therapy for our terrible life, but they aren't really coming to terms with it. They've been tiptoeing around topics of our past. They've been sent into sobbing fits by our music. I think that we've accidentally left subtle but noteworthy emotional scars in those who love us as a result of sharing our past with them.

Basically, I'm suggesting that we might eventually need group therapy to let everyone come to terms with Hayate's past. Make it so they stop finding us tragic since we're happy now. Make it so they don't avoid topics because they know they're not going to make us upset.

>>18327470
Yeah, I think you are. Sorry, mate. If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure he's a bottom, and will often be in Goddess Mode on top of that. I don't expect it does but, well, take it as you will.

>>18327473
I was being a tad sarcastic. But you're right, our emotions are very very powerful. It's a good thing we aren't a Sith.

>>18327496
More importantly, our family's emotions regarding us are very powerful. They feel great sorrows and great happiness, show great trepidation to keep from hurting us. This is the sort of thing that couple's counseling exists for, to make sure that everyone can be totally open with each other. We're eventually going to have to address the fact that they avoid topics to keep from hurting us, and the fact that they still feel pain over a past that we've grown to accept. That can wait, though, until our family has stabilized. It's still in flux.

>>18327496
They're almost all a bunch of fuckwits, any way.

>>18327532
Sith far more so than darkside users in general. If it weren't for that insane social darwinism, the dark side would ostensibly be the "good" side.

>>18327554
>darkside
Sorry, I pictured the DC character fighting jedi. That's a good image.

>>18327527
We're going to have to prove that we're emotionally stable before we can do that. We have been breaking down as recently as last week.

>>18327496
We would be if people understood how awesome my idea was. Pic related.
How would he not make a great therapist?

>>18327582
Well, we've only just started with the therapy. I think >>18327527 is looking at the long term.

>>18327582

That's mostly because we're getting paranoid about the other shoe dropping.

>>18327594

>Read this post.

>>18323878

>Go back to check this one.

Gentlemen, it might be time to panic.

>>18327618
NOPE. Not gonna do it. Not panicking. Not till I have to.

Which would be at about 2200 4chan time.

>>18327480
I'm not even gonna stress on it anymore. If things go in a direction I'm not comfortable with, and it's pretty clear they are, then I'll go do something else. It's sad more than anything else.

>>18327618

>Panic.

INDEED.

>>18327662

Man, I'm gonna be disappointed if somebody jumps ship over something like that.

I mean, I have WONDERLAND to look forward to, and I'm sticking it out.

>>18327663

I swear to god, that picture makes less sense every time I see it.

>>18327662
That's fair. Will you be coming back for the majority-of-the-time parts where we're not being homosexually(?) active with Keima? Or will it be bad enough that you end up leaving the quest permanently? I know a lot of people say that they're going to quit the quest when something goes a way they really didn't want, but I think that most of them just tune out the parts they don't like.

>>18327662

We tend to fade to black before it goes anywhere interesting though. Besides, there's always potions.

>>18327662
I almost left when we time stopped against Nanoha.

>>18327663
what is that even from, anyway?

>>18327779

I got it off 4chan.

I would give a million dollars and my left testicle to find out what the FUCK is going on there.

>>18327769
was really hoping that didn't get brought up again.
I DID leave. I was the one being super-bitchy. Not proud of it.

>>18327796
gentlemen broncos
apparently.

>>18327811
I dont blame you, we basically used what could be instant win against a little girl whose heart we had just broke.
We should have been focused on making her feel better.

>>18327868
I was convinced we were going to actually bad-end. But I was also taking it way too seriously. and things worked out anyway, so I made sure to keep a cool head since then. Just gotta trust LG.

>>18327811
I left for half a week after we accepted her into the family. When I came back, I was one of the people who was really vocal about not doing anything sexual with her until she was older. So, I know the feeling. I hope that when we accept Keima into the family, verynotgayanon comes back after a while and just kinda ignores the romancey parts with Keima the way I do with the parts I find inappropriate for a girl as young as Nanoha.

I think it would be more than fair to just tell Keima that we have mixed feelings about him, and that we're not quite sure what to do with them. The facts are that while we are his friend no matter what, and we do find him attractive (especially while female), the fact that he's a guy really goes against our ingrained sense of social norms.
We apologize profusely for teasing him, explaining that we didn't realize quite how serious the situation is, and that we only did so as a way to express those confused feelings in a way that was socially acceptable.

Tell him that, while a more romantic relationship with him isn't at all out of the question, that we're unsure of what we actually want out of things.

>>18327811
>>18327868

I almost thought they were going to go with my hilariously evil plan and freaked out.

I still agree with the sentiment there which was end the fight and deal with the emotional stuff without an audience.

It ended up working out alright, but we couldn't know that going in.

Same sort of situation we got into with Keima here actually. Not seeing a safe harbor yet, so I'm gonna try and steer the ship in the least horrible available direction until we can get a 'win' scenario.

>>18327897
>>18327884
The way I see it, if you're mad about something happening in a quest, it's because you've become emotionally invested in it. Which means it's DAMN good writing.

After all, you're not going to get into a heated argument over something you don't give a fuck about.

>>18327901
I agree except that's a bit too noncommittal for me. I would rephrase that to where we want to TRY the romance thing, but if either or both of us can't get over the same-gender thing, there will be absolutely no hard feelings. I think that, despite both of us being confused, we want to make it work, and that Keima will never be the one who takes the first step. Remember, anyone can leave the harem whenever they want - and we'll make him aware of that - but we genuinely do want him to be our boy(girl?)friend rather than lose out on something we might really have wanted.

>>18327921
I think the best thing we can do here is go with something along the lines of >>18327901 and have an adult conversation with him about our feelings and the nature of the relationship.

>>18327901

Apologize, let him know we're kinda in the same boat emotionally and act supportive?

I can get behind that.

The 'social norms' I don't think is going to fly, since our friends are apparently cool with it and anything 'normal' went out the window when the talking monkey gave us a magic tea-set.

>>18327931
I purposefully made it noncommittal so that it could easily be changed into something like that - or even the opposite.

>>18327931
So, less of a 'maybe' and more of a 'conditional yes.' Yeah, that's pretty much how I feel about it too. We're not going to dive straight in, but we are going for it.

>>18327943
I was thinking more the social norms of his home dimension. It's not easy to escape the kind of thinking you've been doing your entire life.

>>18327926
but at the same time, it's just a quest. And I was literally cross-eyed pissed off about it, something I usually think i should reserve for reacting to a real injustice, not "I'm not getting my way on the internet".

>>18327926

>not argue if you don't care

Not those guys, but I do that a lot.

It's like watching two Spartans playing 'gay chicken'. I once held hands with a guy for three hours because we didn't know who started it and neither of us wanted to be the guy who pussyed out.

>>18327954
I think it's easier for Hayate than most. His life was never normal and, in fact, the normal world pretty much already rejected him. I think that's why he, for example, sees nothing wrong with his harem and likely wouldn't have a problem being with Keima. Hayate never really internalized his home culture's norms.

>>18327963
...Spartans playing 'gay chicken' is just being a Spartan. They were huuuge fags - and not the lispy, limp-wristed, effeminate, adorable ones, either.

>>18327966
>>18327954

Hayate's norms include begging for food and being actively hunted by a hostile universe.

Actually, when you put that in the same context as Keima's apparent homophobia, I think we've thoroughly explained the source of our constant break-downs.

>>18327961
The entire point of art is to move your audience. Writing is very much an art, and so any good writing is going to get you emotionally invested enough to make you feel things such as "cross-eyed pissed", yes. Because it isn't "just a quest", it's an interactive story you feel like you have a stake in.

>>18327986
>>18327966
Fair point. I've never actually watched the anime Hayate comes from and I don't like crying, so I don't think I ever will.

>>18327961

I remember getting into an alignment argument and actually almost turning down a chance to go to the movies with my friends because, and I'm quoting myself here, 'someone is wrong on the internet'.

This was about the point where I realized I needed a break from 4chan.

>>18327997
The anime mostly focuses on the present and only uses his past as a framing device for his present actions. In the animu and manga, by the end of the first issue/episode, he's working as the butler to an extremely rich girl who's secretly (not very, he's just clueless) in love with him. Basically, it's used in the same way as in this quest. As a really painful framing device.

>>18327982
The whole Italian region was pretty gay up until Catholicism set up shop and told them it was badwrongfun.

>>18327982
not just the Spartans either, most greeks were. Try reading the Symposium sometime. It is literally a bunch of guys arguing why having sex with little boys is manly.

>>18328011
...Did you just call Sparta/Greece the 'Italian Region?'