She appears to be a normal nurse except she dresses like a elf ninja, her eyes can find the weak spot of any foe and her hair is neon-green and changes color depending on her mood, but secretly she is actually a half-giant.
She is the daughter of the president born from a scientific experiment gone wrong and she will fight her enemies with the power to heal others by making them drink her blood or to connect any machine directly to her brain.
Her friends and enemies call her Darklips Hitlerlake!
Her constant companion is a psychic enslaved giant who is also her guardian angel.
Her favored weapon is a demonic two-handed flamethrower which will eventually evolve into a twice as powerful weapon.
Just hit F5 to generate a new horrible, horrible Sue. Credit goes to /tg/, and Psientist for compiling it all!