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May 2012
19195465Joker QuestWe are the Red Joker. We fight a difficult battle with Baphomet. Then we come back to the real world.Joker Quest, Collective Game, 2012-05-22 33 
19246696Joker Quest 2We visit the library, go to a concert and discover that our fights have consequences.Joker Quest, Collective Game2012-05-26 27 
19296758Joker Quest IIIWe battle a GIANT ENEMY SPIDER, and stop an out-of-control train.Joker Quest, Collective Game2012-05-30 25 
June 2012
19333550Joker Quest 4The protagonist battles a powerful sniper, armed with a weapon full of hatred.Joker Quest, Collective Game2012-06-02 22 
July 2012
19903741Joker Quest VIn which we suffer the Black Joker's curse, and receive help from an unexpected corner.Joker Quest, Collective Game2012-07-16 25 
19962717Joker Quest VIWhere we visit a maid cafe and touch a fluffy tail. Then we meet Hecate for the first time, and uncover a killbot army.Joker Quest, Collective Game2012-07-20 23 
19975844Joker Quest VIIIn which we go toe-to-toe with the Armory Guardian, receive a massive upgrade, and get to know Hecate better. Joker Quest, Collective Game2012-07-21 23 
20014884Joker Quest VIIIIn which our date is interrupted, and all hell breaks loose.Joker Quest, Collective Game2012-07-24 22 
August 2012
20143325Joker Quest XIn which we visit our predecessor, and have a run-in with the Black Joker. Joker Quest, Collective Game2012-08-02 21 
20188123Joker Quest XIIn which we make a tough decision, deal with a stalker, and meet the Thief...Just like in the song. Also, we watch a tennis match.Joker Quest, Collective Game2012-08-05 21 
20245269Joker Quest XIIWhere we share a tender moment with Mio, guess at the Thief's identity, and come to all the wrong conclusions. Joker Quest, Collective Game2012-08-09 21 
20284996Joker Quest XIIIIn which we take on Alecto, in an unexpected tag-team match. Also, the Thief proves himself to be a dick-ass Thief, and one of our best friends ends up in traction.Joker Quest, Collective Game2012-08-12 20 
20341471Joker Quest XIVWhile visiting Akira in the hospital, Anon is sidetracked by a long conversation with Hecate. Many things are discussed, though the session was cut short.Collective Game, Joker Quest2012-08-16 20 
20382499Joker Quest XVWe introduce Hecate to our friends, and awkwardness ensues. Also, we get a lead on Chrome Cypher's identity, and...OH SHIT, SHARKS.Joker Quest, Collective Game2012-08-19 17 
20435532Joker Quest XVIWe deal with Abyss in a spectacularly brutal way, meet up with Argent Prominence for the very first time...Oh, and we start going out with Hecate. D'aaawww.Joker Quest, Collective Game2012-08-23 20 
20525996Joker Quest XVIIWe go to an amusement park, and meet a ghost from the past. Turns out that the Old Joker is still faster on the draw. Joker Quest, Collective Game2012-08-30 17 
September 2012
20576665Joker Quest XVIIIIn which our trip to Nara Dreamland comes to a sudden and violent end. Also, we come face-to-face with the Black Cardinal's successor, at last. Joker Quest, Collective Game2012-09-03 17 
20668243Joker Quest XIXWe continue the battle against Pazuzu. For a moment it seems like we've got him, but then bad things happen.Joker Quest, Collective Game2012-09-11 17 
20729255Joker Quest XXTwo days after the events at the amusement park we go looking for signs of Hecate at the usual meeting place. Instead we find the player who killed her.Joker Quest, Collective Game2012-09-15 17 
20782223Joker Quest XXIWe arrange a lunch meeting with Argent Prominence and search the armory again before it sinks.Joker Quest, Collective Game2012-09-19 16 
20833302Joker Quest XXIIWe go for lunch with Argent Prominence and get a Relic that gives us melee capabilities. Then there's a real life attempt on Argent Prominence's life.Joker Quest, Collective Game2012-09-23 16 
20872976Joker Quest XXII-2We chase after the goon responsible for ruining our lunch and wind up in an ambush, so we kill most of the ambushers.Joker Quest, Collective Game2012-09-26 16 
20926047Joker Quest XXIIIWe deliver some photos to Asuna and find out she's been dreaming of events in the Red world. Then we venture into the Corrector hive in an attempt to find the location of those mysterious coordinates we found in the armory.Joker Quest, Collective Game2012-09-30 16 
October 2012
21050398Joker Quest XXIVWe fight and kill the worm with Chrome Cyphers help and run into Natsumi where we never thought we'd find her.Joker Quest, Collective Game2012-10-09 24 
21174505Joker Quest XXIVWe leave behind and emotionally distraught Natsumi to hunt down Bardiel, who pulls a rather neat trick with a fragment of what appears to be a Nihl Sphere.joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2012-10-18 16 
21217422Joker Quest XXVWe feed Bardiel to the Nihl Sphere and then wake up in a hospital.joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2012-10-21 14 
21335957Joker Quest XXVIWe find out we've been in a coma for 4 days and we get our Relics back.joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2012-10-29 14 
November 2012
21421091Joker Quest XXVIIWe make up with Natsumi and then team up with the Thief to go after Pazuzu. Things don't go according to plan.joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2012-11-04 15 
21755107Joker Quest XXVIIIOur single minded need to end Rust Kaiser nearly gets us killed. Also, we have an interesting and possibly informative chat with Kotone.joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2012-11-26 14 
21816379Joker Quest XXIXWe're at Seisin High for Asuna's play. Too bad we won't know how it end thanks to some player deciding to take a shot at us. OP leaves us with a cliffhanger due to an emergency.joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2012-11-30 14 
December 2012
21846291Joker Quest XXIX.5For better or worse, we decide to spare Inox Fang. We then pay a visit to Akira's house and receive a nasty surprise.joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2012-12-02 13 
21896544Joker Quest XXXWe confront Akira, but the quest is cut short due to OP getting temporarily banned.joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2012-12-05 13 
22034378Joker Quest XXX.5In which Anon says goodbye to a friend.Collective Game, Joker Quest2012-12-14 15 
22110711Joker Quest XXXIA player attempts to recruit us for a dungeon raid of sorts. OP has to cut it short do to connection issues.joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2012-12-19 15 
22162131Joker Quest XXXI.VWe ask Mio to go out for dinner with us in a couple days and then head to the Smiler arcade. joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2012-12-22 21 
22274091Joker Quest XXXIIWe take on Amaglam, first in the Red World then in the real one, trashing the Sheol Star arcade in the process.joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2012-12-29 15 
January 2013
22442420Joker Quest XXXIIIWe make plans for Mio's upcoming birthday and run into Megumi while shopping for a present. Things get a bit strange when we're drawn into the Red world and find ourself in the middle of a battle that started without us.joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2013-01-07 18 
22688397Joker Quest XXXIVWe kill the hybrid Megara, though we never do find out what that leash was connected to nor do we find out if Bell Zephyr was really Megumi.joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2013-01-20 16 
February 2013
22985870Joker Quest XXXIV.VShorter session due to a later start. We finish talking with Megumi and then head to see Bishamon about that rift.joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2013-02-05 14 
23153686Joker Quest XXXVWe raid the mysterious Hollow Sun, and manage to skip around 3/4s of it by nearly plummeting to our death due to unexpected gravity shenanigans.joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2013-02-14 15 
23351638Joker Quest XXXVIBoss Battle Time as we face HAURVATAT before finding the truth of the Hollow Sun. joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2013-02-24 14 
March 2013
23690446Joker Quest: Episode XXXVIIWe take over the Hollow Sun. Promotions for everybody! Joker Quest, Collective Game2013-03-15 17 
23918933Joker Quest: Episode XXXVIIIWe encounter Kraken, a Corrector-controlling Player. Also, Asuna treats us to a homemade lunch, and we meet Bishamon in the flesh...All the while preparing for Mio's birthday party.Joker Quest, Collective Game2013-03-28 14 
23935995Joker Quest XXXIXA date with Mio. It goes well for the most part.joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2013-03-29 14 
April 2013
24273918Joker Quest Episode XLDrama at the rehearsal, Anon gets a starring role! Relationship drama is discussed.Quest, Joker Quest, Collective Game2013-04-16 13 
24501118Joker Quest XLIWe discuss our past with Natsumi (with flashbacks!), and are rudely interrupted by the arrival of jerk-Bomberman Enfer.Joker Quest, Collective Game2013-04-28 15 
May 2013
24838056Joker Quest XLIIWe decide to stall for time with expository banter but, as it turns out, Enfer has similar plans. Red World Trains are scary.Joker Quest, Collective Game2013-05-15 14 
24914599Joker Quest XLIIIWe planned on giving the Hollow Sun a more in depth examination with the assistance of Bishamon but wind up spending time with Mio instead. Also, we're almost crushed by a car.joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2013-05-19 15 
June 2013
25168557Joker Quest XLIVWe find out strange things are happening in the Red, both at the site of our battle with Enfer and in the Red world alternate to Nara Dreamland.joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2013-06-01 15 
25276125Joker Quest XLVIn which we chase a phantom Hecate, fight ghosts from our past and take a trip down someone else's memory lane.joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2013-06-06 16 
25410243Joker Quest XLVIWhere we break up with the Black Tri-Stars, and visit an Art Museum...Where we meet The Thief again. Joker Quest, Collective Game, Joker2013-06-13 16 
25728273Joker Quest 47In which we hand over Bishamon's shard of the Fatal Abyss to the Thief and get ambushed.Joker Quest, Collective Game2013-06-30 16 
July 2013
25807039Joker Quest XLVIIIOur dick-thinking finally bites us in the ass. Also, murder in the nightclub.Joker Quest, Collective Game2013-07-04 18 
25924190Joker Quest XLIXIn which we kill Helix Gygas very easily and then go one on one with Kraken.joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2013-07-10 16 
26021821Joker Quest LBack at the Jokercave. Lots and lots of loot!joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2013-07-15 18 
26088022Joker Quest XLIIn which we go see Argent Prominence about a shield and OP is banned due to 4chan seeing referral links where none exist. joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2013-07-18 15 
26122431Jerkoff Thread 52Some more bitches die unnecessarily grimderp deaths.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Waifus, Slice of Life, Grimderp, Edgy, Mecha, Not mechas, Waifus, Dead Waifus, Waifu Wars, Waifus are really the main draw of the quest you know, Its written by a girl so you know its good!2013-07-20 16 
26321402Joker Quest LIIIOur search for Argent's agents in the Flooded District has brought us face to face with Alura Une, a massive plantgirl monstrosity.joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2013-07-30 13 
August 2013
26403033Joker Quest LIVRecovering from our foray into the Flooded District, we have another chat with Natsumi.joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2013-08-03 14 
26575208Joker Quest 55In which we learn things from our obsessive fan and take a course of action that's probably going to cause us plenty of grief down the line.Joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2013-08-12 15 
26671493Joker Quest LVIWe make Bishamon paranoid and then turn paranoid ourselves.Joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2013-08-17 14 
26747441Joker Quest LVIIOur daily life gets interrupted by yet another attack.Joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2013-08-21 16 
26834577Joker Quest LVIIIWe try out the Helix Gauntlet and punch Enfer through the ground.joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2013-08-26 15 
26852323Joker Quest LVIII.VWe accidentally tear a temporary rift in reality allowing millions of Real world people to get a brief glimpse of the Red.joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2013-08-27 14 
September 2013
26975148Joker Quest LIXWe find Kotone's embarrasing secret.joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2013-09-02 15 
27255882Joker Quest LXWe uncover Mikogami's backstory, at the Church of the Last Hour. Then we're pulled into a match against Panzer Galient, on Pythia's side.Joker Quest, Collective Game2013-09-16 14 
27359770Joker Quest LXIAfter the battle with Panzer Galient, we get the surprising news that someone actually wants to thank us!joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2013-09-22 14 
27428925Joker Quest 61.5We find Hecate but at the same time we don't find Hecate.joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2013-09-26 14 
27496154Joker Quest 62We make a pact with Cybele, and we're assigned our first target.Joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2013-09-30 16 
October 2013
27637596Joker Quest 63On our mission of murder, we encounter Armaros...But things aren't what they seem, and we end up battling a horde of monsters.Joker Quest, Collective Game, Joker2013-10-08 14 
27715544Joker Quest 64We take on Mirage Sylpheed and the Manifold Guardian in a tag-team match. Amaros reveals the secrets of the Manifold Towers, and we awaken to discover MORE MURDER. Joker Quest, Collective Game, Joker2013-10-13 15 
27802896Joker Quest 65In this marathon session, we find ourselves an understudy to the Hero in Asuna's play, and movie night with Bishamon turns deadly when we run into Rust Kaiser.Joker Quest, Collective Game, Joker2013-10-18 14 
27999312Joker Quest 66We fight a running gun battle through the Holophusikon. Cornered in the armoury, we discover a weapon that turns the tables on our pursuers.Joker Quest, Collective Game, Joker2013-10-29 15 
November 2013
28077988Joker Quest 67We pilot our new Mobile Armour into battle, against a massive horde of Correctors...But then Kraken shows up, and things go very, very badly.Joker Quest, Collective Game, Joker2013-11-03 14 
28204936Joker Quest 68We meet Palladium Rook and Distortion Haze. Strategy is discussed, and we have a surprise visit from Mio. Then things get bad. Really bad.Joker Quest, Collective Game, Joker2013-11-10 14 
28463281Joker Quest 69We defeat Megaera, and things get...Weird. Afterward, we encounter the Thief for what might be the final time. Joker Quest, Collective Game2013-11-24 15 
28502302Joker Quest 70We visit the exceedingly grim Memorial, and battle the time-warping Ixion in Cocytus. Joker Quest, Collective Game, Joker2013-11-26 14 
December 2013
28707727Joker Quest 71We narrowly defeat Ixion, and bear witness to the awakening of the Fatal Abyss.Joker Quest, Collective Game, Joker2013-12-07 17 
28874286Joker Quest 72We say the wrong time at the wrong time, and find ourselves cut off from the Red World. And then comes murder in the dark. Joker Quest, Collective Game, Joker2013-12-15 15 
29124729Joker Quest 73We return to the Hollow Sun and discover the secret of the ultimate armour, as we learn that time is running out. Joker Quest, Collective Game, Joker2013-12-28 16 
January 2014
29360441Joker Quest Episode 74Red Joker claims more improvements from the Hollow Sun and goes to the Bastion.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker2014-01-09 16 
29384533Joker Quest Episode 74.5Red Joker talks to Armaros & Argent Prominence.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker, 2014-01-09 16 
29451686Joker Quest 75In which we prepare for war. Joker Quest, Collective Game2014-01-12 16 
29621681Joker Quest 76In which the Red Joker channels the spirit of Crazy Hassan's Russian cousin before 'befriending' a new ally.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker2014-01-19 22 
29793961Joker Quest 77We make our final preparations for the raid, and...Wait, there's a White Joker? AWWW SHIT.Joker Quest, Collective Game, Joker2014-01-26 16 
February 2014
29963678Joker Quest 78We trade secrets with Vertigo Trisagion, who turns out to be one creepy motherfucker.Joker Quest, Collective Game2014-02-02 15 
29987287Joker Quest 78.5An unexpected meeting with an old friend. And an even more unexpected reconciliation.Joker Quest, Collective Game2014-02-03 13 
30056796Joker Quest 79We descend into the Original Hive, and find ourself in over our head. Joker Quest, Collective Game2014-02-06 13 
30229288Joker Quest 80We venture deeper into the Original Hive, escape a Corrector nest, and confront...The Thief?Joker Quest, Collective Game, Joker2014-02-14 12 
30269628Joker Quest Episode 80.5The raid continues despite losses. Red Joker finds the place where Amaglams are made, and Phantom Edge appears.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker2014-02-16 12 
30363333Joker Quest - Episode 81The carnage begins in earnest as we begin our assault on the Smiler base proper. Maximum Joker engaged. Let them come.Joker Quest, Collective Game2014-02-20 15 
30427495Joker Quest Episode 82Maximum Joker only lasts so long before it's back to normal. After penetrating the center of the refinery, betrayal leaves Red Joker in dire straights and facing Kraken.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker2014-02-23 14 
30494103Joker Quest 83The fight with Kraken begins, and /tg/ *loses it's shit*.Joker Quest, Collective Game, Joker2014-02-26 11 
March 2014
30580512Joker Quest Episode 84Mio's at the orphanage, and the Emulator Module is nothing like what we thought--it's better. Restraint brings success in relationships.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker2014-03-02 16 
30727103Joker Quest 85We visit the Salvation Children's Home, and Mio reveals her yandere side. At the Cross Corner, we meet Palladium Rook again...And he's not doing so well. Joker Quest, Collective Game, Joker2014-03-09 16 
30908551Joker Quest 86Palladium Rook falls prey to the cancer in his system, and we attempt to cure him. Violently.Joker Quest, Collective Game2014-03-18 13 
30968104Joker Quest 87We discover the true depths of Aoba's douchery, and have a bro moment with Kazuya. Joker Quest, Collective Game, Joker2014-03-21 13 
31054639Joker Quest 88We do battle with Cygnus for a lady's favour, and meet our fans. A heart-to-heart talk with Bishamon doesn't go nearly as well. Joker Quest, Collective Game2014-03-25 13 
31154103Joker Quest 89We reach critical levels of SUFFERING, and learn that the play may be taking on a life of it's own.Joker Quest, Collective Game2014-03-30 13 
April 2014
31554279Joker Quest 90We battle the Ultimate Armour at the Hollow Sun, and get a cool new gauntlet.Joker Quest, Collective Game, Joker2014-04-18 12 
31661713Joker Quest Episode 91Red Joker finds out what to do with the Joker's memory, but stops to keep an appointment. Naoya has a confession, and asks Anon to stand down.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker2014-04-24 12 
31702129Joker Quest 91.5After an ultimatum from Naoya, Anon meets Megumi, who proves distraught. Some (un)familiar faces interrupt, but then shit gets real.Collective Game, Joker, Joker Quest2014-04-25 12 
May 2014
32032325Joker Quest 92Red Joker almost manages to keep everyone alive. Then it's off to make plans, after which opening the Joker's Memory almost unleashes the horror from six years ago.Collective Game, Joker, Joker Quest2014-05-10 13 
32216177Joker Quest 92We get new options in the Hallow Sun and watch Mr Spaghetti brutally murder a woman.Joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2014-05-19 12 
32322991Joker Quest 94We have a heart-to-heart with Bishamon, and encounter our first tournament fight: Legion Armiger. And he's a bastard. Joker Quest, Collective Game, Joker2014-05-24 13 
32389670Joker Quest 95In which we battle Legion Armiger...And an entire city.Joker Quest, Collective Game, Joker2014-05-27 11 
June 2014
32522541Joker Quest 96We meet Utopia Ruler, who is very mantabulous indeed. Joker Quest, Collective Game, Joker2014-06-02 12 
33015734Joker Quest 97We plan our invasion of the Diadem with Utopia RulerJoker Quest, Collective Game, Joker2014-06-26 12 
July 2014
33201183Joker Quest 97.5In which we put Distortion Haze through the school of hard knocks, and a hero is born. Joker Quest, Collective Game, Joker2014-07-05 11 
33599793Joker Quest 98.5We have a heart-to-heart with Natsumi, and meet Mio in the Maiden's Labyrinth.Joker Quest, Collective Game, Joker2014-07-23 11 
33643691Joker Quest 99Our long-awaited midnight rendezvous with Mio. It...doesn't go the way you'd expect.Joker Quest, Collective Game, Joker2014-07-25 11 
33694488Joker Quest 100We hit a milestone, and venture into the Diadem at last. Shit gets dark, man.Joker Quest, Collective Game, Joker2014-07-27 11 
August 2014
33839206Joker Quest 101Shorter session than usual, due to JQOP's illness. We speak with the Thief, and enter the Pantopticon. Joker Quest, Collective Game, Joker2014-08-02 10 
33882636Joker Quest 101.5Reaching the center of the center of the Diadem, Red Joker meets Hellebore and receives a knife to kill love.Collective Game, Joker, Joker Quest2014-08-04 12 
34028344Joker Quest 102Red Joker gets into trouble somewhere he shouldn't be, then tells Utopia Ruler to get fucked.Collective Game, Joker, Joker Quest2014-08-10 11 
34201915Joker Quest 103Anon confesses the truth to his friends, Frost Cestus fights a monster, and Red Joker dispells the illusions surrounding the Hyades Inia.Collective Game, Joker, Joker Quest, End Utopia2014-08-17 12 
September 2014
34572070Joker Quest 104We say goodbye to Kotone, and make up for our last meeting with Mio. Joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2014-09-02 12 
34784675Joker Quest 105It's time for the School Festival and we're here with Mio. Maybe something nice will happen!Joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game, Why Would Anything Nice EVER HAPPEN?2014-09-11 16 
34880963Joker Quest 106Anon and Mio spend pleasant time together at the festival, despite the shadow of the end creeping ever closer.Collective Game, Joker, Joker Quest, something nice happened2014-09-15 12 
35038805Joker Quest 107The second day ends, and we meet Naoya Shiga again. And his best friend, a talking box.Joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2014-09-22 11 
35102909Joker Quest 108We finally tell Mio the truth the Red World and her role in the game. And the suffering continues as we face our next opponent in the Hyades Tournament - Iron Ogre.Joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game, Suffering2014-09-25 12 
35168085Joker Quest 109We have a chat with Cybele and Bishamon, then meet Best Girl.Joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2014-09-28 11 
October 2014
35538832Joker Quest 109.5Red Joker rides a motorcycle to a place of horror, invited by the man who created Rust Kaiser. He offers Geist back in exchange for killing Kaiser.Collective Game, Joker, Joker Quest2014-10-15 11 
35643272Joker Quest Episode 110Red Joker descends into the underground to find a Corrector even Kraken wouldn't dare control.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker, Caliban2014-10-20 12 
November 2014
36259814Joker Quest Episode 111Red Joker gets a new set of arms, decides against blowing up an evil fuck, and breaks bad news to Volt Regios.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker2014-11-19 11 
36322756Joker Quest 111.5We smooth things over with Mio, then encounter the Thief again. Dark things be afoot.Joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game2014-11-22 11 
36405813Joker Quest Episode 112Totenaz frees Rook to reach whatever end awaits him, prophetic dreams drive Asuna away, Armaros still has no idea what's going on, and Cybele announces the last battle.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker, Dawn of the Final Day2014-11-26 11 
December 2014
36600747Joker Quest Episode 113Red Joker battles Bishamon on a stage of Uzume's creation. Despite an early setback, he is unwilling to hand over the win.Collective game, Joker Quest, Joker2014-12-06 11 
36618854Joker Quest 113.5The duel against Bishamon continues and the five elements are invoked.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker2014-12-07 11 
36755958Joker Quest 114The fight to crown the Chalice Queen ends the only way it could.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker2014-12-14 11 
36871376Joker Quest 115Of partings, some more permanent than others. And an unexpected chance for a queen to take the stage.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker2014-12-20 11 
36998453Joker Quest 116The curtain rises on a play more than slightly relevant to current events.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker2014-12-27 10 
37038591Joker Quest 116.5A dramatic finale to the play, and the secret history of the Red World.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker2014-12-29 11 
January 2015
37280554Joker Quest 117Hellebore's armor is freed and a tainting rain descends on Seisin. The Shroud is torn. Endgame starts now.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker2015-01-10 10 
37303845Joker Quest 118Red Joker survives White Joker's attacks at a cost.collective game, Joker Quest, Joker2015-01-11 10 
37457227Joker Quest 119Plots crash into each other, the truth does not set Mio free, and dead Players take Cybele hostage.Collective Game, Joker, Joker Quest2015-01-18 11 
37584364Joker Quest Episode 120Red Joker is tortured, not for what he knows, but for what he is.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker2015-01-24 10 
February 2015
37744637Joker Quest 121In which the Leukocyte is finally fired, and Red Joker parts with Cybele.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker, Best Girl Never Wins2015-02-01 10 
37921728Joker Quest 122Red Joker stabs himself with the Athame, undergoes a physical transformation and observes the aftermath of the Shroud's collapse.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker, It just keeps TUMBLING DOWN2015-02-08 11 
38211479Joker Quest 123Joker gives birth. Kazuya shows his true color. Wannabe Utopia Ruler rambles in paranoia.Collective Game, Joker, Joker Quest, There are still heroes left in men, bros for life, bros before hoes, bitches and whores, beaches and shores, total bromance, papa is proud2015-02-21 13 
38370000Joker Quest 124Red Joker shatters the squad sent after him, and gets a flying save from a transformed friend. Then he makes it rain.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker2015-02-28 11 
March 2015
38555266Joker Quest Episode 125Red Joker survives an attack.Collective game, Joker, Joker Quest, filler2015-03-08 12 
38693966Joker Quest Episode 126Daegal threatens a girl, while Joker trucks his way to the battlefieldective game, Joker, Joker Quest2015-03-14 10 
38845580Joker Quest 127Red Joker meets up with what's left of Armaros' and Crome Cypher's squadron, then leaves to save the rest of his allies.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker, Waifu Purge2015-03-21 10 
39004206Joker Quest 128Joker makes his presence known. Haze is increasingly confused. The timestream gets slightly fucked.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker, fucking tachyons how do the work2015-03-29 11 
April 2015
39127727Joker Quest 129Joker, Haze and Regios enter the shelter. Another bro takes the field, stops Joker's speech and shows his bro-ness.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker, broforce2015-04-04 11 
39298146Joker Quest 130Red Joker hatches a plan to assault the Diadem and take down the Shield with the remaining players.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker2015-04-12 10 
39580894Joker Quest 131.5Red Joker's assembled squad sets out to recover a portal to the Diadem and get some answers.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker2015-04-26 10 
May 2015
39724159Joker Quest 132Red Joker has a glimpse into the mad life of a Smiler, then makes it to the teleporter.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker2015-05-03 10 
39866960Joker Quest 133Red Joker arrives at the Diadem, meets up with the Thief and is greeted by Pazuzu.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker2015-05-10 10 
June 2015
40318206Joker Quest 134Destroying machinery causes unexpected explosions. A classical elevator encounter ends in lachryma overdose.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker2015-06-01 10 
40535836Joker Quest 135The fight against Lachryma-corrupted RookJoker Quest, Collective Game2015-06-11 10 
40595018Joker Quest 135.5Joker gets over a lachryma-induced hangover, then gets drowned in enough lachryma to trigger Armaros. We don't get to insult Alura.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker, Cryptozoology, Creepy affection for Cryptids2015-06-14 10 
40878661Joker Quest 136The team kills a flood of undead correctors while Totenaz succeeds at his hacking minigame. Daegal and Hazes start enjoying the fight and Joker doesn't fail the diplomacy roll for once.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker, SQUAD MORALE RESTORED2015-06-28 10 
July 2015
41025960Joker Quest 137Joker boosts team morale without fail, then marches on to the endgame.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker2015-07-05 10 
41173334Joker Quest 138The Endgame begins. All out combat, 6 vs 6. Joker casts EXEC_CASTIGATE. Daegal finally fights competently. And Alura and Inox Fang are batshit insane.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker2015-07-12 10 
August 2015
41744300Joker Quest 139Joker and Enfer settle their score, after blasting Inox Fang apart and seeing things with Auspex. Totenaz goes to support Daegal. We get two more relics damaged. Rook decides to burn everything, with Haze's help.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker2015-08-08 10 
41785274Joker Quest 140Enfer is a tenacious bastard, Inox Fang is endless and Armaros draws his last breath.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker2015-08-10 10 
42189266Joker Quest 141Bell Zephyr whines. Enfer whines. Explosions engulf the battlefield and let Joker be reborn.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker, Only a flesh wound2015-08-30 10 
October 2015
42884525Joker Quest 142Kura is a bitch. Bell Zephyr can't dodge lightning. Rust Kaiser hates Imago. And Kazuya has a Neutronium blade.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker2015-10-04 10 
43273352Joker Quest 143Rust Kaiser is a fucking nuisance and Calcite Arrow continues being a jobber. OP leaves us and plans are frantically thrown around.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker2015-10-25 10 
November 2015
43573522Joker Quest 144The stalemate finally ends, Joker's first act with a new power is to use it in a creatively cruel fashion. Turns out Rust Kaiser's sanity held his powers back. Good luck surviving the next session.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker, FUCKFUCKFUCK, oh god what have we done2015-11-10 13 
December 2015
44035926Joker Quest 145Joker activates Terrorsight, gaining insight into Alura's past. Calcite jobs one last time, and then everything gets worse.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker2015-12-07 10 
January 2016
44983409Joker Quest 146Goodbye, Rust Kaiser. Joker Quest, Collective Game2016-01-25 12 
April 2016
46431497Joker Quest 147Alura shows her true mettle, and the dice hate Joker with a passion.Joker Quest, Collective Game2016-04-03 10 
May 2016
47037964Joker Quest 148Even Pazuzu laughs at Calcite Arrow's expenses and knows which girl is best.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker, MORTAL KOMBAT2016-05-02 14 
47399544Joker Quest - Episode 149We get to grips with Alura, and she turns out to be exactly as malicious and spiteful as expected. Early archive for continuation.Joker Quest, Joker, Collective Game2016-05-23 10 
47537759Joker Quest 149.5We prepare to confront Pazuzu, and...Well, shit.Joker Quest, Joker, Collective Game2016-05-31 14 
December 2016
979075Joker Quest 150In a holiday miracle, OP returns to us for the final confrontation. Only Pazuz and Phantom Edge remain. Can the Red Joker win? Joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game, No More Waifus, Only Blood and Tears2016-12-31 11 
February 2017
1098283Joker Quest 151Joker once again finds himself trapped in the Hell that forged him. At least this time he has company.Joker, Joker Quest, Collective Game, Daegal, Team Bro Wins, Shits Fucked2017-02-03 10 
March 2017
1304508Joker Quest 152In which we tell Daegal everything and make him hate us.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker2017-03-29 10 
January 2018
2247774Joker Quest 153OP makes a miraculous recovery. Joker almost dies to a rock, then a dog.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker2018-01-21 10 
April 2018
2473450Joker Quest 154The stay in hell continues, now with missile launchers on hell horses.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker2018-04-15 10 
May 2018
2531177Joker Quest 155Joker and Daegal build an IED and learn more about their bodies.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker2018-05-11 10 
June 2018
2613202Joker Quest 156Joker and Daegal slowly progress through the city.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker, Pacifism2018-06-09 11 
August 2018
2781768Joker Quest 157Where we defeat the Armory Guardian and descend deeper into hell.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker2018-08-08 10 
October 2018
2967661Joker Quest 158Joker meets Joker, who used parts of Joker to make his hand able to create a joker, then chose Joker to become Joker to use that Joker.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker, Yo dawg, Keikaku Doori2018-10-23 10 
November 2018
3028110Joker Quest 159One last duel at the bottom of the world. Your gonna carry that weight.Joker Quest, Collective Game, Joker, See you cowboy2018-11-17 10 
January 2019
3142988Joker Quest 160The shock of the real, and the battle for the Gate. The headsman's work is never done.Collective Game, Joker Quest, SIEG HEIL2019-01-10 10 
March 2019
3364276Joker Quest 161We find a way home, but uninvited guests show up to ruin our day.Collective Game, Joker Quest2019-03-31 10 
May 2019
3463372Joker Quest: Episode 162The fight nears it conclusionCollective Game, Joker Quest2019-05-10 10 
July 2019
3612440Joker Quest 164Joker's upgrade sperg reaches a never before seen level, no plot for you.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Too many options2019-07-05 10 
August 2019
3701485Joker Quest: Episode 164 (B)We return to the Real, and make a Faustian pact for the return of Best Girl.Joker Quest, Collective Game, The Good Kind of Netorare2019-08-03 10 
3737142Joker Quest: Episode 165Stripped of our powers, we're Frost Cestus again. But HECATE'S BACK!Joker Quest, Collective Game2019-08-23 10 
December 2019
3981247Eternal Punishment (Mythic RPG) #1Chase introduces us to Tartarus, a mysterious underworld inspired by the Joker Quest, but he gives up after two days.Collective Game, Furry, Joker Quest, Mythic, RPG2019-12-26 -4 
January 2020
3997796Joker Quest: Episode 166Frost Cestus has finally climaxed and Kazuya feels the weight of being a hero.Joker Quest, Collective Game, Bonding time with best girl2020-01-07 10 
April 2020
4187078Joker Quest: Episode 167In which we receive a new arm, and travel to the Hollow Sun. After FIVE REAL-LIFE YEARS.Collective Game, Joker Quest, Joker2020-04-25 11 
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