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September 2009
5820756Wasteland Warrior Space Opera StorytimeWasteland Warrior being a BBEG bastard and then preparing for future sessions.Wasteland Warrior, Storytime, Evil Bastard2009-09-12 24 
July 2010
10964326craziest shit you have ever done in game/tg/ shares tales of some of the Craziest things they've ever done. New Namefag Waffle House Millionaire all but steals the show with the tale of Old Man Hendersonstorytime, crazy shit, Old Man Henderson, dashingbastard, Waffle House Millionaire2010-07-06 109 
March 2012
18320539Overlord AppreciationThe people of a newly formed merciless dictatorship thank the overlord for improving their lives.Evil, Evil Overlord, Propaganda, Roleplaying, Campaign Setting, Commoners, Common Folk, Bastard Elves, Asshole Elves, Goodguy Badguy2012-03-14 51 
April 2013
24207612A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House HarrockYou are Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, and though your people have suffered hard times, through betrayal and loss, they can rise again under your banner. Will they take back the mountains, or be crushed by the barbarian clans? You decide!Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards2013-04-13 43 
24264225A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 2In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, interrogated captured mountain barbarians to discover their numbers and location of their camp, got in good with our family, reorganised our ranger forces to better patrol our lands, and beat our son in a sparring match, teaching him respect and forging a bond twixt father and son.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-04-16 28 
24340519A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 3In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, negotiate a military alliance and a trade agreement with House Eben, met his family and our potential daughter-in-law, ran down and slaughtered mountain men who tried to hold us up on the road home, and met Ser Lyn Corbray, envoy of Lord Royce, who gave us wealth from House Arryn, and called our son a fat bastard who needs beating into shape, which will lead to future hilarity.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-04-20 26 
24402084A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 4n which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, does all sort of things to help advance his house, from recruiting hunters and poachers to cutting ties with House Belmore. In addition, the savages finally make their move with some mysterious help.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-04-23 25 
24475272A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 5In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, musters his army and summons his ally. He makes ready for full scale war against the Milk Snakes clan.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-04-27 24 
24532547A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 6In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, concludes his negotiations with House Egen, gaining their aid in the war against the Milk Snake mountain clan, and took the arrow and sword to the barbarians' warriors, children and womenfolk, slaughtering their raiders to a man and taking their chief captive, our rangers harrying their fleeing families, though to great cost to our allies, who lost near half their men in the hard-fought victory.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-04-30 26 
May 2013
24607844A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 7In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, builds a few plans for turning Westpass into an economic powerhouse. Many ravens are sent out across the land to different lords and a fascinating guest known only as Maahira of Qohor arrives at High Harrock with a small escort of Unsullied and a big secret in tow.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-05-04 25 
24666929A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 8In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, dealt with his neighbours in matters of trade and diplomacy, helping to better his relations with his ally House Egen, and received a pointed missive from Lord Yohn Royce, Castellan of the Vale, relating to his dealings with Lady Maahira of Qohor. In addition, settlers arrived from elsewhere in the Vale, helping to develop the land of Westpass, and much discussion was had over the buying of goats.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones, Goats2013-05-07 26 
24749571A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 9In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, received an invitation for his House to attend a tourney, featuring a joust and melee, to be hosted by his rivals House Belmore, and it was decided that Artys and Ser Morys would joust, and Brock, heir of Westpass, would join the melee. Much discussion was had with their allies of House Egen, including further unity of the military forces of the Houses, and the prospect of an alliance through marriage. Brock also shows he is learning, and finds Lorenna, daughter of Lord Egen, to be a most attractive girl, and a prime potential wife.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-05-11 30 
24846460A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 10In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, travels with his family and Lord Egen to Grimarbour, the port-town of House Belmore, though rightfully being Harrock land, and location for the regional Tourney. Discussions were had with Yohn Royce, who seemed pleased to see Lord Harrock, and much jousting occurred, whereby Ser Morys progressed into the second round, as did Lord Harrock, though only after gravely injuring Lord Lyonel Corbray, Ser Lyn's brother.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-05-16 31 
24884613A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 11We wine and dine at the evening feast with the Lords of the Vale. Intrigue abounds as Lord Artys does his best not to reveal too much to the wrong parties. Much discussion is had on the information gleaned from these encounters, our situation is not as secure as we might have hoped.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-05-18 30 
24940637A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 12In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, spends time with his family, discovering potential husbands for his daughter Katrin, including the heir of Yohn Royce himself, and gifted a new weapon to his son, that he might bring the House honour in the Grand Melee. The second round of the jousting was had, where Ser Morys proceeded through to the third round, matched against Yohn Royce, and Lord Harrock suffered defeat at the hands of Ser Marwyn, of the rival House Belmore. Progress towards recruiting hedge knights into the service of Harrock was also made.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-05-21 31 
25016399A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 13In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, meets with other lords, discussing the tourney and festivities, as well as politics of the region, though not all goes well with the initial discussion of Brock marrying the daughter of Lord Egen. This run of bad luck continued into the third round of the joust, where Ser Morys was badly hurt in his tilt against Bronze Yohn Royce, and it was discovered that some of the matches were fixed by Lord Belmore, the "Mummer of Strongsong", to ensure that his son would go up against Royce, which proves to be a choice Belmore will regret...Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones, Belmore2013-05-25 38 
June 2013
25158316A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 14In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, gains a new sworn sword, Ser Banton, after gifting him back his armour and steed, snatching him from the grasp of House Belmore. The jousting came to a close, with Lord Yohn Royce, Castellan of the Eyrie, proving victorious after a viscous set of tilts against Ser Belmore, and the teams for the melee were announced, following a discussion between Lord Harrock and Lord Coldwater over a potential swapping of wards. Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-06-01 38 
25222776A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 15In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, negotiates the acquisition of a new spymaster, Lymorian of Braavos, a master of disguise and wit. Lord Artys also bears witness to the final event of the tournament, the melee, in which Brock fights to the best of his ability, and with so many veterans of sword and mace, shield and armour, almost anything can, and does, happen...Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones, Brock2013-06-04 70 
25361633A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 16In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, celebrates with his newly knighted son, Ser Brock Harrock, saying how proud he is of him, and that he has earned his place as the heir to Harrock. Artys also met with Lord Egen, now a supporter of the marriage proposal between Brock and his daughter, before going aboard Lord Yohn Royce's ship, where the three lords discussed the events of a few weeks ago, when Lady Maahira of Qohor visited the lands of Harrock and Egen, discovering a disturbing possibility for her presence in Westeros...Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones, Brock2013-06-11 52 
25568016A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 17In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, discusses and plans the future of Westpass with his sworn swords and family, receiving a number of marriage offers for both Ser Brock and Katrin, throwing the previously certain plans into disarray. The rumours of House Egen engaging in full wartime conscription prove to be correct too, raising the theory that Ser Crowlys, marshal of House Egen's forces and no good friend to House Harrock, might be planning to take matters into his own hands...Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-06-22 48 
25624200A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Episode 18In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, sets plans in motion in regard to the marriage proposals made, so that his House might prosper with strong allies for trade and defence. Lord Artys also deals with the fallout of his uncle's revelation, that Artys' bastard brother, Ulfir Stone, was to be legitimised and made Lord of Westpass on his father's death, rather than him. The military build-up of House Egen is also further scrutinised, and the development of House Harrock's lands are planned.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-06-24 41 
July 2013
25850439The tale of HydraAlphone Kapwon brings another tale of bad roleplay, bad GMs and magnificent bastardy. All with the help of a fat, ugly industrialist.storytime, Alphonse, freeform, stories, science, industry, magnificent bastard2013-07-06 22 
25894366A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 19In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, deals with the potential economic and famine crisis that will be quick to come following the ceasing of trade with Harrock by House Frey, became close with his wife after discovering that she is potentially pregnant with their third child, discussed the potential for alliances with his sworn swords, and spoke with his daughter over the prospect of her becoming betrothed.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-07-09 37 
26031660A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 20In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, deals with the arrival of Lady Lorenna of House Egen, potential wife for Ser Brock, and Ser Crowlys, her escort and sworn sword to Lord Egen, and sets about learning more about her, as well as allowing Brock time with her, in order to find if they are a good match, both in love and for politics. Lord Harrock also discovers that Crown Crag, the home of House Egen, has been closed to all outsiders bar Lord Royce's men, prompting no small amount of curiosity and paranoia, and deals with the upcoming food shortage with a series of new deals for iron.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-07-16 29 
October 2013
27837079Princess Guard Quest 35So we get the aftermath of Sylvie's epic asskicking, get to the next lesson and- OH FUCK OH FUCK CRIT FAIL OH GODPrincess Guard Quest, Collective Game, Archelon you sadistic bastard2013-10-20 134 
January 2014
29474760 Princess Guard Quest 100Will the party end for the hundredth thread?Collective Game, Princess Guard Quest, congrats you magnificent bastard2014-01-13 32 
December 2014
36641526 A Bastard's TaleA tale of a young white dragonCollective Game, bastard2014-12-09 1 
36660646A Bastard's Tale Part II: A new journeyThe day after graduation.A Bastard's Tale, White Mage, Collective Game, bastard2014-12-11 2 
36700369A Bastard's Tale Part III: RevelationsA timely departure.A Bastard's Tale, White Mage, Bastard, Collective Game2014-12-12 0 
36778980A Bastard's Tale Part IV: The journey of our livesAfter spending some time at an inn, the journey continues through a forest and onwards.A Bastard's Tale, White Mage, Bastard, Collective Game2014-12-16 1 
36874842A Bastard's Tale Part V: Unexpected delayNew people, getting closer to the capital.A Bastard's Tale, White Mage, Bastard, Collective Game2014-12-21 0 
36984346A Bastard's Tale Part VI: Season's greetingsA stop at a local feast; and things get a little awkward.A Bastard's Tale, White Mage, Bastard, Collective Game2014-12-27 0 
37019953A Bastard's Tale Part VII: Awkwardness ensuesMaking way through the capital city.A Bastard's Tale, White Mage, Bastard, Collective Game2014-12-29 0 
June 2015
40761182Outsider QuestCharacter gen occurs, The Daughter of the Second Star is born.Collective Game, Outsider Quest, Mama Nurgle, CreepyBastard2015-06-23 8 
40782181Outsider Quest 2The Daughter of the Second Star hopefully finishes character gen, and the QM ends earlyCollective Game, Outsider Quest, CreepyBastard2015-06-24 5 
July 2015
41142205Outsider Quest 3The game continues, some world-gen is had, and a pastebin is posted.Collective Game, Outsider Quest, CreepyBastard, Daughter of the Second Star2015-07-11 1 
41306390Outsider Quest Part 4"Hello, I am a foreigner from a foreign country!"Collective Game, Outsider Quest, CreepyBastard2015-07-19 2 
September 2015
42240439Outsider Quest Part 5Creepy returns, as does the Daughter of the Second Star.Collective Game, Outsider Quest, Daughter of the Second Star, CreepyBastard2015-09-03 3 
42665680Lucky Bastard Quest 1Foiling a breaking and entering attempt. Collective Game, Lucky Bastard Quest2015-09-23 2 
42705742Outsider Quest Part 5The Daughter of the Second Star learnsCollective Game, Outsider Quest, CreepyBastard,2015-09-25 2 
May 2017
1455606Bastard’s Boars 2The Boars defeat the Badger and and their last employer, Barrand of the Black Suns. Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, Mercenaries, Bastard's Boars2017-05-16 4 
July 2017
1608565Bastard’s Boars : Spring CleaningThe Boars clean up their base. Then promptly make a mess of it again Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, Mercenaries, Bastard's Boars2017-07-04 2 
October 2017
1971859Three Bastards QuestThe reboot is here. We meet Avi in a tavern, agree to serve his king, then kill an elf in an alley.Three Bastards Quest, Collective Game2017-10-25 1 
July 2020
4355321Bastard's Boars IThe Boars fight against brigands and a surprise guest. Skirmish Quest, Collective Game, Drawquest, Mercenaries, Bastard's Boars2020-07-23 2 
August 2020
4389754ASOIAF: House Silverbank Creation ThreadIn which we create House Silverbank, a Riverlands House on the Western end, beset by complete lawlessness. The MC is a bastard of the Lady.House Silverbank, Silverbank, Bastard, ASOIAF, Game of Thrones, GoT, A Song of Ice and Fire2020-08-25 0 
June 2021
4801139Ruler Quest 1Young Alaric has a rough childhood growing up holding some painful grudges.Collective Game, Ruler QM, Grudges, Alaric, Orcs, Barbarian, Fantasy, Dwarves, Bastard, High King2021-06-08 10 
4829850Dynastic Ruler Quest 2: GrudgesAlaric awakens in the care of Dwarves and sets out to build his army a year before the coming battle.Collective Game, Ruler QM, Grudges, Alaric, Orcs, Barbarian, Fantasy, Dwarves, Bastard, High King, Greentext2021-06-09 6 
4860994Dynastic Ruler Quest 3The first hold of Man is established, Alaric unites the tribes, and meets destinyCollective Game, Grudges, Alaric, Orcs, Barbarian, Fantasy, Dwarves, Bastard, High King, 2021-06-20 4 
July 2021
4883951Dynastic Ruler Quest 4In which the King learns the perfidy of the Elves and makes things Godly.Collective Game, Grudges, Alaric, Orcs, Barbarian, Fantasy, Dwarves, Bastard, High King, 2021-07-20 1 
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