Thread Title Description Tags Added Score October 2007 749757 Fail RP Moments ITT: We post the greatest fails your group has done in tabletop. FAIL 2007-10-30 16 November 2007 796511 Dumbest thing you/your party members have ever done I love these threads. epic, fail, story, stupid 2007-11-13 15 December 2007 908925 Good GM / Bad GM The difference between win and fail. DM, GM, epic, fail 2007-12-18 5 909612 Worst RPG You've Ever Played OP put a d20 logo as his picture. You can pretty much guess how the thread went. d20, epic fail, game design, game mechanics 2007-12-18 -7 952471 Things a DM should never say after you roll a natural 20 The usual, with a dash of minotaur... d20, DM, Epic, Fail 2007-12-31 10 February 2008 1138098 Anon-fag's Critical Failure Chart: Critical Fail chart, for any game. Crit fail, epic fail, FAIL FAIL 2008-02-08 11 October 2008 2782503 Epic Failure /tg/ discusses the times their party has screwed up badly. horrible failure, stupidity, awakened pineapple 2008-10-12 10 May 2009 4613936 Seeing a spider, Failing a Sanity Check Well, at least none of the posters had his body hijacked by hiveminded centipedes inside his bones.
That would be impossible.
Do not be alarmed. Insects, Failed Sanity Check, Horror 2009-05-21 8 November 2009 6844197 Death to Druids: The Aftermath Death to Druids thread after the fated encounter. The noble monk failed massively in his attempt to hold back the PCs and NPC Druids. Monk, villagers, level 1, failure 2009-11-24 3 January 2010 7468480 Guard Quest Kyle is the worst guard in the whole freaking world. Dude punching out a gay dude, terrible failure, broken dreams, quest thread 2010-01-07 5 7470201 Guard Quest Part 2 Kyle still sucks at being a guard...so he's trying to become a wizard! Now with more gay sex! Dude punching out a gay dude, terrible failure, broken dreams, quest thread, magic, illegal, gay, blowjob, really gay 2010-01-07 3 7480046 Guard Quest Part 3 Kyle becomes more evil, more gay, and more powerful! Dude punching out a gay dude, terrible failure, broken dreams, quest thread, magic, illegal, gay, blowjob, really gay 2010-01-08 2 7485175 Guard Quest Part 4 Kyle's wizardly prowess grows. He plans to travel by ship to the East, to study magic. Until the ship sets sail, he spends his time blowing cocks up and practicing telekinesis. Dude punching out a gay dude, terrible failure, broken dreams, quest thread, magic, illegal, gay, blowjob, really gay 2010-01-08 1 7487084 Guard Quest Part 5 Kyle sets sail on the might ship the K.S. Oroblarm, and makes it to the eastern lands of Sha'azar, to further his magical studies. More magic and dickings, of course. Dude punching out a gay dude, terrible failure, broken dreams, quest thread, magic, illegal, gay, blowjob, really gay 2010-01-08 2 January 2011 13393514 Social Failure. "Professor asks in class what the council of Nicea was."
"Its when the Emperor forbade the use of Psykers."
"What?" Fail, funny, humor, derp, natural 1, Omnissiah, STORYTIEM, stories, story, RPG, Real Life, IRL, AFK, Traditional Games, Nat 20 2011-01-04 38 13634795 DnD Horror Stories Thread Things that happened to you that made you wanna throw your dice against the wall, things your DM does that make you want to slam his head into his table, things your PCs do that make you want to summon Cthulhu into your game. Retarded DMs, GMPC, Fail, Faggotry 2011-01-25 1 April 2011 14651510 Critfail Shenanigans Epic tales of epic fail! Looking for stories of the dice gods *really* screwing someone over? Step right it! Epic Fail, Natural One, lulz 2011-04-21 7 November 2011 16934717 Who is OP's pic? /tg/ fails to recognize a picture of Jango Fett. troll, funny, blue, warhammer, fail 2011-11-13 45 17056372 Realms of Atlantasia /tg/ discovers what maybe the new Synibarr. Atlantasia, Fail, Synibaar 2011-11-30 14 December 2011 17084727 Atlantasia presents: Spider, Dwarf of Steel A noble Anon takes it upon himself to complete Atlantasia character creation, and have a single random encounter. Rants about boots, time, and pincushony death at a quarter mile ensue. Character, game design, fail, atlantasia 2011-12-03 14 17123534 Atlantasia presents: Making a random encounter. After Spider, Dwarf of Steel's messy demise, OP reseurects him for an easier random encouner. Making the required NPC then takes 3 hours. Atlantasia, fail, game design, random encounter 2011-12-07 10 April 2012 18808028 Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here "because a thread of this caliber of awful only comes around once every few months." fail, troll, derp, stupidity 2012-04-22 23 May 2012 19281105 Zerg Quest LXXXVIIIb We throw Kerrigan a parade. It's everything our little sister could have wanted. Also, Defensebrate is nearly murdered. Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Collective Game, Starcraft, Oh shit, I love a parade!, dice don't fail me now, Tassadar 2012-05-29 11 June 2012 19584339 Freeform Draw Quest A quest where every 3rd reply is fulfilled. It soon turns to insanity. Collective Game, Freeform Draw Quest, Fail, Insanity, Rub, Gaben, Chaos, Law 2012-06-23 15 July 2012 19996057 /tg/ solves the oil crisis An attempt at a troll thread in /tg/ creates yet another /tg/ moment. /tg/, failed troll, /tg/ moment, 2012-07-25 28 20045674 The Eye of Teegee Ahriman's Aide intrigues /tg/ with the possibility of our own Eye of Terror campaign. Eye of Terror, 40K, Failbaddon, Eye of Teegee, tabletop, warhammer 40k 2012-07-28 13 October 2012 21090564 Crit Awesomeness >Roll to cheer up a child whose dad died
>"YOUR PARENTS ARE DEEEEEAD!" Funny, critical fail, YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAD 2012-10-13 20 January 2013 22788717 The Legions of Earth /tg/ helps allay the fears of a concerned brother.
Then it proceeds to prove just how ridiculously far they can derail a thread Polandball, Abbadon, failure, derail, daemonette, discussion, First Founding, 40k, wut 2013-01-26 10 February 2013 22987519 Oh shit zombies! The OP attempts to have a horror based quest, but after multiple commands to rape things, scraps the tone but keeps the setting. Collective Game, Zombies, Rogue, Failed Rapist, Horror, Derailment 2013-02-05 2 23165116 Return To Atlantasia It's been slightly over a year since the last time we looked at this train wreck and once more we make a Character for the system. Game Design, Fail, Character Creation, Realms of Atlantasia, Atlantasia 2013-02-15 6 August 2013 26827639 /tg/ Text Adventure We lose our beloved buisness to the alliance and leave the city to build up an rebellion. On that way we fuck arround with some Catgirls. And manage to get their leader in our ranks Collective Game, Necromancer, Text Adventure, Catgirls, Critfails 2013-08-26 9 26840327 /tg/ text adventure quest Alliance invasion, bad decisions, prison riots, batshit Minotaurs, and unforseeable consequences. Collective Game, Necromancer, Text Adventure, Minotaurs, Critfails 2013-08-27 8 September 2013 27433908 Angel Quest 1 Jonathon, an undertaker from Detroit discovers that he is an angel. The first time he tries to fly, /tg/dice dump so many critfails on him that he accidentally causes a plane to crash into a skyscraper. Collective Game, Angel Quest, tgdice, critfails, Cherubim 2013-09-26 11 December 2013 28667094 Fate/Stay Again, Fifty-Second Verse In which we spar with Saber and investigate the camp in the woods. With mixed results. Nasuverse, AC-Guy, Grail-kun, Collective Game, Fate/Stay Again, Tactical Critfail Action 2013-12-06 15 March 2014 31058461 This goddamn moment from a game you can't forget Memorable moments that define tabletop gaming. Crit successes that shatter the plot, crit fails that cause TPKs on the first enemy encountered, everything's here. Story, storytime, stories, nat 20, natural 20, DnD, D&D, 3.5, 4, Crit, Crit fail, fail, awesome, epic 2014-03-26 10 31149072 WH40K Horror Stories The fail and shittyness that infests the hobby. God dammit, guys... fail, Warhammer 40k, 40k, That Guy 2014-03-30 1 June 2014 32731285 Raving Detective Quest: Case 1 The Lotus in the Tower, part 6 The stars are back and cold, and the night is closing in, as I stare into the void, into the whirlpool of my sin Ravnica Detective Quest, Collective Game, P.I.s, CaptainCarthage, Failure 2014-06-13 0 33065231 Kouga: Saint of Mars 7 Victor III gets impaled, Kouga learns that Alchemist never lie and Black Tarantula learns about the joys of Cake. Overall fun times. Collective Game, Saint Seiya, Saint Seiya Omega, BelkanSniper, Kouga: Saint of Mars, Cake fails, 2014-06-29 1 33087664 The Overlord Who Could Not Be Evil Storytime of a wannabe Dark Lord whose attempts at "evil" all backfire making him beloved by the people as a great hero, much to his displeasure. Wipes out a religion? Later everyone finds out it was into human sacrifice. Imports evil creatures such as liches? Necro-industry! Kicks a puppy? The damned thing was a plague carrier! Overlord, Evil, Heroic, Failure, Story, Writefag, Heartwarming, 2014-06-30 20 September 2014 35110233 Dysfunctional Parties Self-sabotage, anon gets killed for starting gear, Sabbat Justice That Guy, That GM, That Group, failure, awesome, awesomefailure 2014-09-26 5 December 2014 36764433 Crit fail/ Crit success thread Featuring: TPK via torch and kobold seducing. crit_fail crit_success 2014-12-16 8 January 2015 37590645 Realms of Atlantasia: Rebirth Two years after the revisiting of the realms of atlantasia, and four years after the original discovery, /tg/ once again makes a character in this shitty game. Atlantasia, Realms of Atlantasia, Fail, Character Generation, Char gen 2015-01-27 3 March 2015 38853924 Quest Quest 2 Episode 1 The QM returns! We are a Barbarian named Brad, and we begin a new quest. Eventually. Featuring a dedicated idiot who doesn't know how to hide threads! Collective Game, drawfag, brad, barbarian, quest quest, failed thread hijack 2015-03-22 12 May 2015 39764572 Magical Realm Quest: Part 1 Character Generation and Drow sex hoorah! Collective game, Magical Realm Quest, Smut, Failure, Urban Fantasy, Drow 2015-05-05 7 February 2016 45275945 Failing Utopia Quest I make quest. It's fine,I guess. Early archive. Collective Game, Sci-fi, Failing Utopia Quest 2016-02-07 -4 May 2016 160280 Sin Princess Quest 6 A well-earned rest! A hunt for resourcess or allies in the Wyld! An abrupt end and a critical success as well as failure! Sin Princess Quest, Critical Success, Critical Failure, Magical Girl, Collective Game 2016-05-21 1 169688 Black Company Quest #8 The Black Company is good at what they do, and what they do is not good. We spend ALL our double pay, and fail at both boxing and flirting. Black Company Quest, Collective Game, Dark Fantasy, Double Pay, Fist of the North Longhorn, Smoking Kills, Flattery Failures 2016-05-23 24 165237 Paladin Quest Part 3 In this edition of Paladin Quest, Alaric's partners get names, discover a group of ogres partying, and inform the local authorities. Paladin, knight, holy, Paladin quest, hero, party, fail 2016-05-27 1 September 2016 527483 Starborn Quest 6: Fade to Black A new foe appears, a cannibal priest of Darna. The title is appropriate. Collective Game, Purps, Fantasy, Starborn, Star, Brutal, Grinnsmon, Combat, Boss fight, Enigma, Fail, Red eyes, Terminator, Death, Feelings 2016-09-05 3 November 2016 781659 Starborn Quest 20: Purple Rain Purps is up and fighting with a mysterious blue coated man, the dice gods are on board with her until they aren't. Luc Quest 2.0 anybody? Collective Game, Purps, Fantasy, Starborn, Star, Brutal, Wounded, Combat, Rono Pass, Enigma, Fail, Red eyes, Wolfmen, Death, Luc 2016-11-05 2 December 2016 50327441 The Awkward Marines Fail at Friendship A chapter of the Emperor's Finest attempt to get in the good graces of their Sororitas and Guard allies. Hilarity ensues. Spess Mehreens, Space Marines, awkward, fail, daww 2016-12-01 16 924571 The Crusades Games Thread 1 Half of Act I, where crusaders prepare for crusade with various degrees of success crusades game, crusades, pope, quest, collective game, failure 2016-12-15 2 940510 The Crusades Games Thread 2 The second half of Act I, where our heroes finish their preparations for crusade. crusades game, crusades, pope, quest, collective game, failure 2016-12-18 1 May 2017 53150680 /tg/ decides to create an AI An anon vastly overestimates "/tg/ gets shit done" and tries to convince /tg/ to create a sentient AI. This goes predictably ineffectively /tg/ gets shit done, /tg/ doesn't get shit done, failure, AI, artifical intelligence, futile, 2017-05-20 -8 April 2018 2464873 Failure Useless fags suck cocks Collective Game, Failure, Shame 2018-04-16 -10