| Thread | Title | Description | Tags | Added | Score |
|---|
| March 2008 |
| 1406136 | Tau and Chaos | Tau-converted Guardsman recounts his experiences with Chaos. | Tau, Slaanesh, Geryon | 2008-03-26 | 29 | |
| May 2009 |
| 4554170 | Slaaneshi Hedonism | One anon requests how to be a real Slaaneshi Cultist. Whether or not this was a joke, an Anonymous poster gives a thought-out, intelligent, and thorough posting on how to BE a true Slaaneshi Cultist. | Devian/tg/uy, Hedonism, Slaanesh, Cultist, Cult, warhammer 40K | 2009-05-14 | 13 | |
| 4591379 | Hedonism Guide | Thread about raising and brainwashing your slaves, as well as general all-around Slaaneshi hedonism and veneration. | Slaanesh, Slavery | 2009-05-19 | 7 | |
| 4702559 | Chaos Furniture | Furniture of the Chaos Gods | Warhammer, Furniture, Khorne, Nurgle, Tzeentch, Slaanesh | 2009-05-30 | 0 | |
| August 2009 |
| 5352392 | Slaaneshi Salesgirl | Slaanesh would just like a moment of your time. | Slaanesh, Salesgirl | 2009-08-06 | 21 | |
| 5459922 | Abomination Quest | Ted, Father of all Pimps, Master of all things Fly and Bitchin', is summoned by a foolish mortal. Hilarity ensues. | Quest, Collective Game, Slaanesh, Cthulhu | 2009-08-15 | 5 | |
| December 2009 |
| 7166575 | Lictor Quest Part 2 | The Lictor continues on its mission to consume and subvert for the Hive Mind | "Quest, Tyranid, Drugs, Slaanesh" | 2009-12-17 | 11 | |
| 7168406 | Lictor Quest 3 | Doomlictor sneaks into a Chaos cult headquarters | "Quest, Tyranid, Drugs, Slaanesh" | 2009-12-17 | 10 | |
| 7296545 | Chewy Quest II | Chewy manages to escape Kharn, and finally arrives at the center of Slaanesh's palace. | tyranid, quest, Doomlictor, Chewy, Kharn, Slaanesh, warp | 2009-12-27 | 6 | |
| January 2011 |
| 13538330 | Chaos of Crime | Chaos gods from Warhammer 40k reimagined as comic book crimelords. | warhammer, chaos, tzeench, slaanesh, nurgle, khorne, comic book | 2011-01-16 | 11 | |
| April 2011 |
| 14486484 | Slaanesh and his Servants | OP asks for help fluffing out a Slaaneshi cult he has for an upcoming game. /tg/ answers with some truly grotesque things, and some more subtle things | Slaanesh, fluff, Dark Heresy, cultist | 2011-04-06 | 2 | |
| May 2011 |
| 15063956 | Chaos Marine Creation | Creating a Chaos Marine warband using OP's messed-up Deathwatch rules. | Deathwatch, Chapter Creation, Chaos, Chaos Marines, Slaanesh, Heresy | 2011-05-27 | 12 | |
| 15076519 | The Glistening Host | Continuing the creation of a Slaaneshi Blood Angels Chaos Marine chapter. | Deathwatch, Chapter Creation, Chaos, Chaos Marines, Slaanesh, Heresy, Awesome, Homebrew | 2011-05-28 | 6 | |
| 15094060 | Glistening Host 3 | Another thread discussing /tg/'s homebrew Slaaneshi kill-crazies. Anons try to integrate chapter's history with the Brotherhood of the Gauntlet and OP does some sweet writefaggotry. | Deathwatch, Chapter Creation, Chaos, Chaos Marines, Slaanesh, Heresy, Awesome, Homebrew, Writefaggotry, Brotherhood of the Gaunlet | 2011-05-30 | 5 | |
| June 2011 |
| 15207274 | Human Space: Hedonism is our Specialty | Humanity's "hat" in the interstellar community isn't the warrior race, or the interstellar diplomat, or the explorer. Humans know how to have fun more than any other race in the galaxy! | humanityfuckyeah hedonism pleasure slaanesh fluff worldbuilding space | 2011-06-09 | 26 | |
| August 2011 |
| 15894168 | Abaddon Quest XVI | Abaddon makes a breakthrough with the High Seer, then a hug births Slaanesh and and Abaddon Punches the Warp, again. | Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Dinosaurs, Eldar, Time Travel, Kharn, Love, Slaanesh | 2011-08-11 | 20 | |
| October 2011 |
| 16676293 | Let's Discuss Fantas-PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH | GATHER SACRIFICES.
Also, some interesting discussion on elder gods and eldritch horrors. | cthulhu, shoggoth, elder gods, gods, horror, slaanesh, sacrifices, discussion | 2011-10-20 | 5 | |
| October 2012 |
| 21107634 | Maid Quest: The Life of Master part 33 | Hito encounter the Chaos Gods who want to turn him into Champion of Chaos against his will. | Maid Quest: The Life of Master, Quest, Collective Game, CYOA, Maid, Chaos Gods, Chaos, Khorne, Tzeentch, Slaanesh, Nurgle, Doomrider | 2012-10-14 | 2 | |
| 21206871 | Maid Quest: The Life of Master part 34 | Hito meet one of the Buddhist monk who come to his aid. Now Hito tried to flee from the Chaos Gods. | Maid Quest: The Life of Master, Quest, Collective Game, CYOA, Maid, Chaos Gods, Chaos, Tzeentch, Slaanesh, Nurgle, Zombie | 2012-10-21 | 1 | |
| 21310032 | Maid Quest: The Life of Master part 35 | Hito now need to deal with Slaanesh herself as Slaanesh tried to seduce him. | Maid Quest: The Life of Master, Quest, Collective Game, CYOA, Maid, Chao Gods, Chaos, Slaanesh, Daemonette | 2012-10-28 | 0 | |
| November 2012 |
| 21414240 | Maid Quest: The Life of Master part 36 | Hito are working his plans to defeat the rest of the Chaos Gods. | Maid Quest: The Life of Master, Quest, Collective Game, CYOA, Maid, Chaos Gods, Slaanesh, | 2012-11-03 | 2 | |
| March 2013 |
| 23649973 | Damned Marines I | /tg/ continues to attempt to make a corrupted loyalist, xeno-tech-usin' offshoot of the Ultrasmurfs. | custom chapter, chapter creation, emperor, space marines, warp, chaos, eldar, slaanesh | 2013-03-13 | 6 | |
| January 2014 |
| 29449266 | souls in asses | we discuss whether souls live in asses and what that means for the orks | ork, bum, butt, ass, soul, slaanesh, eldar, 40k, warhammer, epic, lol, funny, fluff | 2014-01-12 | 22 | |
| April 2015 |
| 39053805 | Daemonette Quest | On a quest to host a Tea Party, we meet the Blood God, sexualize tax forms, become massively depressed, and so much more. | Collective Game, Daemonette, Slaanesh, Excessive Silly, Lewd, Tea Party, ELH | 2015-04-01 | 11 | |
| December 2017 |
| 2177010 | Slaanesh Quest: Chaotic beginnings | We start off with a bang of being born and end with getting a ship. | Slaanesh, Soup, NSFW, Slaanesh Quest | 2017-12-28 | 3 | |
| January 2018 |
| 2192130 | Slaanesh Quest #2: The balance of pleasure and pain | well we took over the ship and now are beginning to corrupt everyone on it, also we have a champion now | Slaanesh, Soup, NSFW, Slaanesh Quest | 2018-01-08 | 2 | |
| 2218239 | Slaanesh Quest #3: Damning a planet for fun and profit [NSFW] | well we managed to fuck a planet so hard it now is a daemon world. good job people. | Slaanesh, Soup, NSFW, Slaanesh Quest | 2018-01-17 | 2 | |
| February 2018 |
| 2255408 | Slaanesh Quest #4: The most Dangerous Game | We find and invade a eldar craftworld, now to make it fall without getting killed | Slaanesh, Soup, NSFW, Slaanesh Quest | 2018-02-09 | 1 | |
| 57974535 | Slaanesh vs. Tenacious E | Slaanesh is challenged to a rock-off. | Warhammer 40k, Slaanesh, songs, grimdark songwriting | 2018-02-15 | 17 | |
| March 2018 |
| 2366447 | HERETICAL CULTIST QUEST | Slaaneshi psyker heretic "big dick" Crowley does not into subtlety and meets a bad-end at the hands of a band of freestyling Redemptionist | Collective Game, Warhammer 40k, Slaanesh, Chaos, Heresy, Cult, Cultist | 2018-03-12 | 1 | |
| 2367322 | HERETICAL CULTIST QUEST REDUX | Traitor Guardsman Waltram Reichart welcomes Nurgle's embrace and does his best to spread His sickening love to all corners of an Agri World | Collective Game, Warhammer 40k, Slaanesh, Chaos, Heresy, Cult, Cultist | 2018-03-12 | 6 | |
| May 2018 |
| 59824958 | New Terran Rangers regiment creation | As above | Slaanesh | 2018-05-21 | 20 | |
| 2584889 | Slaanesh Quest #5: And those who see far fall far as well | We continue our attempt to take the eldar craftworld, ends poorly | Slaanesh, Soup, NSFW, Slaanesh Quest | 2018-05-27 | 1 | |
| December 2018 |
| 63332675 | Paragons and Brotherhood | A patir of Chaos Cults are rolled up that subvert the usual paradigms | Subversive, Khorne, Slaanesh, The Betrayer, Null, Cults | 2018-12-05 | 2 | |
| July 2019 |
| 67207516 | The Beach Episode | Bunch of IG get sent to a pleasure world. Beach themed shenanigans including tiki statues and sand castles. Also Kriegers fight Stalin | 40k, writefaggotry, IG, Krieg, Slaanesh | 2019-07-13 | 7 | |
| September 2019 |
| 67964177 | Adventures of the 74465th Valhallan Infantry Regiment | Dysfunctional Imperial Guard camp fights off wave after wave of enemies. Featuring: a cat, frenchmen, Commissars, a deathclaw, and fapbait | 40k, writefaggotry, IG, Felinid, Necron, Custodian, Chaos, Slaanesh, smut, Tau, Dark Eldar | 2019-09-01 | 4 | |
| December 2023 |
| 91312886 | Tallarn on an Ice World | A Christmas themed greentext where an unlikely alliance is formed to stop a Khornate ritual | 40k, IG, Tallarns, Skitarii, Slaanesh, Khorne, Orks, Chaos, Valhallans, Felinids, writefaggotry, Candlemas, Christmas | 2023-12-31 | 3 | |
| June 2024 |
| 92886259 | Valhallans in a Building | The Valhallan 545th raid a Munitorum building to find the clerk who keeps giving them bad missions. Chaos tries to intervene. | 40k, IG, valhallans, skitarii, chaos, writefaggotry, felinids, titans, inquisition, slaanesh, khorne, tzeentch | 2024-06-01 | 7 | |