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June 2009
5036057Why Colonial Marines are AwesomeYour typical nighttime /tg/ thread takes a turn for the winside when a crazed fan of the US Colonial Marines takes fifty minutes to write up how well-armed stormtrooper IG equivalents took down 156+ genestealers on their lonesome against ALL odds with a broodlord thrown in to boot, making it eight stormtroopers, two pilots, one combat servitor, one civilian with prior experience with the genestealers, one administratum drone, and one unarmed and unarmored whiteshield took down an Apocalypse Reloaded Tyranid "Genestealer Infestation" formation. Epic ensues and cries of SCREENCAP commence.Colonial Marines, awesome, tyranids, xenomorphs, epic2009-06-29 12 
December 2009
7163889Lictor QuestA Lictor causes some trouble in a local Hive and consumes massive amounts of drugs.Quest, Tyranid, Drugs2009-12-17 16 
7166575Lictor Quest Part 2The Lictor continues on its mission to consume and subvert for the Hive Mind"Quest, Tyranid, Drugs, Slaanesh"2009-12-17 11 
7168406Lictor Quest 3Doomlictor sneaks into a Chaos cult headquarters"Quest, Tyranid, Drugs, Slaanesh"2009-12-17 10 
7179315Lictor Quest 4Doomlictor scouts out the power plant and then heads towards the upper hive."Quest, Tyranid, Drugs"2009-12-18 7 
7181419Lictor Quest 5Doomlictor screws with the Inquisition and blames it on Slaaneshi cultists, then looks for his Genestealer buds."Quest, Tyranid, Drugs"2009-12-18 7 
7192593Lictor Quest 6After chatting with his Genestealer bros, Doomlictor finds a hydroelectric dam and contemplates how to use it for the fleet's benefit."Quest, Tyranid, Drugs"2009-12-19 6 
7195337Lictor Quest 7Doomlictor fucks up, the game enters hard mode and shit gets serious."Quest, Tyranid, Drugs"2009-12-19 6 
7207205Lictor Quest Part 8Trap set!Quest, Tyranid2009-12-20 6 
7234880Lictor Quest Part IXGrey Knights eaten, loli daemon evaded.Quest, Tyranid2009-12-22 5 
7245185Lictor Quest IXMajor victory and major loss. Daemons are confronted and plans for the Hive's invasions are begun.Doomlictor, Tyranid, Quest, Drugs2009-12-22 3 
7249875Lictor Quest Part 11Doomlictor and his burgeoning swarm migrate to the upper hive just in time.Tyranid, Quest, Doomlictor2009-12-23 4 
7273946Lictor Quest Part XII (Christmas Special!)Finally up to the stars!Tyranid, Quest, Doomlictor2009-12-25 2 
7276695Lictor Quest Part XIIDoomlictor and Chewiarch set off into the stars on a commandeered Inquisitorial Battle Barge, to spread the seed of Doomlictor across the system."Doomlictor, Tyranid, Quest, drugs, Chewy, Chewiarch"2009-12-25 3 
7287288Chewy Quest 1Chewy begins his travels through the warp, eats some Furies, fucks up a Lord of Change, and battles with a pair of Bloodthirsters.Doomlictor, tyranid, quest, Chewy, Lictor2009-12-26 0 
7296545Chewy Quest IIChewy manages to escape Kharn, and finally arrives at the center of Slaanesh's palace.tyranid, quest, Doomlictor, Chewy, Kharn, Slaanesh, warp2009-12-27 6 
7349671Chewy Quest IVChewy is sent to Medrengard to RIP'N'TEAR by Slaanesh, on his quest to return to the Materium.Doomlictor, tyranid, quest, Chewy, Lictor, warp, medrengard, daemons2009-12-31 1 
February 2011
13815075Call o' dooty : Black OrksSarge and the Boyz infiltrate a Tyranid hive to save an IG Colonel in a mercenary mission for the Imperium. Action packed and funny to boot. Orks, Writefaggotry, Tyranid, original content2011-02-08 12 
May 2011
15059585Hive Fleet Atlas 1The creation of a new Hive Fleet (to many Space Marines, apparantly).Tyranids, Tyranid, Homebrew, Hivefleet, WH40K, Atlas, Charles Atlas2011-05-26 -1 
15085829Hive Fleet NidhoggrThe continued fluffing of the new tyranid Hive Fleet Nidhoggr. Some new units are discussed as well as some awesome writefags contributing.Tyranid, Tyranids, Tiji Sector, Hivefleet, Homebrew, WH40K, Nidhoggr2011-05-29 2 
August 2011
16115726Uplifting Primer 2: The Nid EditionA friendly Guardsmen explains why the Tyranids aren't as scary as we think 40k, nids, tyranids, propaganda, truth, guardsmen, guardsman, imperium, humor, teaching, lessons, informative, IG, Imperial Guard, Imperial Guardsmen2011-08-30 5 
November 2011
16948558Hive Fleet Nidhoggr #5READ THE DAMNED TITLENidhoggr, Tyranid, Homebrew2011-11-18 10 
March 2012
18374616Planetary Givernor Quest part three: A Day Late EditionIn which we buy hotshot lasguns, gain a Space Marine Chapter, and get swamped by Genestealers with pet Hormagaunts.Planetary Governor Quest, Genestealers, RT, Rogue Trader, Chimera, lasgun, Astartes, Space Marines, Salmanders, Tyranids, Chimeras, Swarmed2012-03-19 21 
18443550Planetary Governor Quest: Part fourIn which we finally deal with the Genestealer problem, rebuild infrastructure, settle the Iron Dragons into their new home, and get a visit from your friendly neighborhood Departmento Munitorum Tax Collector.Planetary Governor Quest, Genestealers, Space Marines, Ultramarines, Salamanders, Tyranids, Orks, ork, RT, Rogue Trader, collective game, Rhino, Squats, furry, mutant, Ogryns, Imperium, Warhammer, 40K2012-03-25 20 
July 2012
19868766Planetary Governor Quest: Part FourteenWe talk about politics, Democracy up, make some good headway in dismantling the Hulk, and accidentally wake up something terrible in the core of the Hulk by abysmally failing a roll.Planetary Governor Quest, Collective Game, Space Marines, Astartes, Imperial Guard, IG, PDF, RT, Rogue Trader, Xenos, Warhammer, 40K, Tyranid, Tyranids, Genestealer, Pirates. spiders, oh god why, SOB, Sisters of Battle2012-07-14 11 
January 2013
22668478Hormissar Gaunt Part 1The beginning of the tales of Hormissar Gaunt, the legendary commissar.Hormissar Gaunt Quest, Hormissar, Hormissar Gaunt, Tyranid, Guardsman, Imperial, Collective Game, 2013-01-19 26 
22686889Hormissar Gaunt Part 2The Adventures Continue! We have more Steak, more Guardifexes, and more fun!Hormissar Gaunt Quest, Hormissar, Hormissar Gaunt, Tyranid, Guardsman, Imperial, Collective Game, Steak, Guardifex. 2013-01-21 15 
22822947The Hormissar, part 3we get some more troops, toys, and fun.warhammer 40k, quest, tyranid, hormissar, imperial guard, silly2013-01-29 10 
February 2013
22956643the tales of the hormissar part 4A really, really strange installment. Leman russ with a tail.warhammer 40k, hormissar, imperial guard, tyranid, quest2013-02-04 7 
23086090Hive Fleet Quest/tg/ takes control of Hive Fleet Hastur. Much Nomming occurs, as we attack our first sector.Hive Fleet Quest, Tyranids, Hive Fleet, Collective Game2013-02-11 10 
23109679Hive Fleet Quest 2Much logistical preparation to confront chaos, then plasma, everywhereHive Fleet Quest, Hive Fleet, Tyranids, Collective Game2013-02-12 5 
23145362Hive Fleet Quest 3We move on to the next sector... and a new enemy.Hive Fleet Quest, Collective Game, Tyranids, Tyranid, Hive Fleet2013-02-14 2 
23383002Hive Fleet Quest 4We fight the tau threat with some creative methods. Unfortunately the dice aren't with us.Collective Game, Hive Fleet Quest, Tyranids, Hive Fleet Hastur, Hive Fleet,2013-02-26 2 
April 2013
24020184Hive Fleet Quest 5We continue our battle with the Tau in space but encounter a new weapon by them.Collective Game, Hive Fleet Quest, Hive Fleet, Tyranid, Tyranids2013-04-03 0 
24111814Hive Fleet Quest 6We finally engage the Tau forces and all out war begins.Collective Game, Hive Fleet Quest, Tyranid, Tyranids, Hive Fleet Hastur, Hive Fleet,2013-04-08 5 
June 2013
25624074Reasonable Marine Quest AnnouncementThis quest is tearing Storm Raven apaaaart!reasonable marine quest, reasonable marines, knights inductor, Collective Game, bad ideas taken to worse conclusion, ReaSUEnable Marines, there is nothing reasonable about befriending tyranids2013-06-24 1 
25625133Hive Fleet Quest 7We make plans to strike against our new enemy... another Hive FleetHive Fleet Quest, Hive Fleet, Tyranids, Hive Fleet Hastur, Collective Game2013-06-25 0 
October 2013
27529778Teef ( a 40k short story)A Cunning Imperial Navy Officer plays the zenos off against each other.Imperial Navy, Freebooterz, Tyranids, OC, fiction2013-10-02 8 
27914413Tyranids vs. PokemonIn which the question changes from "who would win" to "how horrifying would it be if Ditto could turn into a nid", and the Pokemon world is reasoned to exist within the Eye of Terror.Tyranids, vs, Pokemon, 40k2013-10-25 2 
August 2014
34151078Nid Anon's Heroic TaleAnon's tale of revenge against a thieving scion of Slaaneshrevenge, 40k, tyranids, grey knights, imperial knight2014-08-15 5 
September 2014
34866206Ordo Xeno Tyranid ProblemHello fellow Ordo Xenos Inquisitors. Welcome to our Centurial Ordo meeting. First order of business, it is becoming increasing clear that we need to develop a final solution for the Tyranid problem. Now if you'll open your folders to page 3 we'll begin...40k, Ordo Xeno, Warhammer 40k, Tyranid, Inquisitor2014-09-15 2 
October 2014
35628928Khornette Quest #13In which a daemon of blood and violence, her pet MBT, and her Tyranid allies duel against a radioactive mutant alien bastard and his new technoabomination on the edge of a black hole. Or something appropriately metal like that.Collective Game, Khornette, Rak'gol, Tyranids, Metal as fuck, ELH2014-10-20 14 
35756863Nurglette Quest OneshotIn which we play as the ara ara plaguebearer from Khornette Quest. Along the way we learn about her past and ramp the ara up to maximumCollective Game, Khornette, Nurglette, Tyranids, ELH2014-10-26 13 
35860627Khornette Quest #15In which we finish playing Fleet Admiral by deciding to split up the fleet temporarily. We also wrestle Acerea and Ignitrix in the Bloodbath a little.Collective Game, Khornette, Nurglette, Lady of Change, Tyranids, ELH2014-10-31 13 
November 2014
36434531Khornette Quest #16In which we decide to go after a Ghost Ship and partially learn about the Obscenity Engine's origins Collective Game, Khornette, Nurglette, Tyranids, ELH, Just as Planned2014-11-28 13 
February 2015
37825115Khornette Quest #20Fervious falls and Sytili continues to be Best GirlCollective Game, Khornette, Zoanthrope, Tyranids, Chaos, ELH2015-02-04 11 
38137708Khornette Quest #21Cinder fights with a Lord of Change. Said Lord of Change pulls a Fuklaw. Collective Game, Khornette, Lord of Change, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, Benny Hill, Not as planned, Tyranids, Over the top Combat, ELH2015-02-18 15 
March 2015
38658504Khornette Quest #25Cinder and Iggy extract from the Chronos Station, despite a Cryptek dropping by. Then they get everyone together and plan the coming War.Collective Game, Khornette, Lady of Change, Tyranids, Orks, Necrons, War Planning, ELH2015-03-13 13 
38707081Splinter Fleet Quest: Part IIWe deal with nasty fliers and snipersCollective Game, Tyranid, Splinter Fleet Quest, Voice of the Gestalt2015-03-15 5 
May 2015
39768828Hive Fleet Apophis Creation ThreadIn which /tg/ makes a new hive fleet, and a war based around itTyranids, Necrons, Creation Thread, Creation Tables, Apophis,2015-05-06 4 
June 2015
40439794Tyranid Invasion of EarthOP asks what would happen if a Tyranid ship invaded todaytyranids, warhammer 40k, wh40k2015-06-08 -10 
October 2015
43288004The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Delivery Experts Part 1The all Guardsmen Party tries to make a simple supply run.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Zoanthrope, Tyranid, Delivery, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2015-10-26 161 
December 2015
43926594Rise of the SwarmlordThe first thread of 'Nid Quest. MIGHT be extended.Collective Game, Swarmlord, Tyranid2015-12-03 3 
43974811Swarmlord Quest IIPieCollective Game, Swarmlord, Tyranid2015-12-04 1 
43990923The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Delivery Experts Part 2The party slowly limps their way across the galaxy in their shitty ship, while their passenger steadily ruins everything.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Zoanthrope, Tyranid, Delivery, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2015-12-05 109 
44027113The All Guardsmen Party: Tyranid Delivery Experts Part 2 The SequelThe party slowly limps their way across the galaxy in their shitty ship, while their passenger steadily ruins everything. Part 2.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Zoanthrope, Tyranid, Delivery, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2015-12-07 124 
44064996Hive Fleet Chimaera 1Coming up with the fluff for a newfag.Tyranid, Hive Tyrant, Fluff, Collective Game2015-12-09 -1 
44107984Tyranid Reforms/tg/ comes together and makes some reforms to the 7th edition.Tyranid, Reforms,2015-12-11 -3 
April 2016
46575971The All Guardsmen Party and the [REDACTED] ConspiracyThe party deals with a conspiracy that threatens them with torture and execution. But mainly execution. All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Zoanthrope, Tyranid, Delivery, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2016-04-10 124 
46600041The All Guardsmen Party and the [REDACTED] Conspiracy Part 1.5The party deals with a conspiracy that threatens them with torture and execution. But mainly execution. Part 1.5 because it's very small.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Demonthrope, Tyranid, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2016-04-11 100 
46864402The All Guardsmen Party and the [REDACTED] Conspiracy Part 2The party deals with a conspiracy that threatens them with torture and execution. But mainly execution.All Guardsmen Party, Storytime, Dark Heresy, 40k, Warhammer, Story, Shoggy, Demonthrope, Zoanthrope, Tyranid, Only War, Guardsmen, Guardsman2016-04-24 106 
May 2016
146797Hive Tyrant Quest We make landing, demolish 3 cities, create a new Tyranid, and piss of the QM with our high rolls.Collective Game, Tyranids, Hive Tyrant, 40k2016-05-18 2 
March 2017
52019497Flood in 40KWhere /tg/ discusses how the Flood would do if it appeared in the world of 40K. Halo, 40K, Tyranids, Necrons, Flood, Discussion2017-03-06 5 
December 2019
69925790The Battle of Damnatum Lutum, Part 7First part of the final chapter in the DL series. Nids show up and are fought with a mix of nukes, volcanos, guns, and good ol' melee comba40k, writefaggotry, worldbuilding, IG, Tyranids, Chaos, Space Marines, Navy, Sisters of Battle, Eldar, Dark Eldar, Inquisition, Orks, Tau2019-12-22 3 
January 2020
70060601The Battle of Damnatum Lutum, Part 7.5Part 2 of the final thread. As another nuclear explosion goes off in the distance, our remaining heroes continue to fight the Tyranid horde.40k, writefaggotry, IG, Tyranids, Tau, Chaos, Inquisition, Orks, Space Marines, Navy, Sisters of Battle, Eldar, Dark Eldar2020-01-03 4 
70248496The Battle of Damnatum Lutum, Part 7.5.5Part 3 of the final thread, the forces of Chaos return in force while our heroes struggle to survive across the map.40k, writefaggotry, IG, Tau, Chaos, Space Marines, Navy, Sisters of Battle, Eldar, Dark Eldar, Tyranids, Inquisition2020-01-05 2 
70300545The Battle of Damnatum Lutum, Part 7.6Part 4 of the final thread. The story comes to an end with an epic titan fight. Epilogue in another thread.40k, writefaggotry, worldbuilding, IG, Tau, Eldar, Chaos, Dark Eldar, Space Marines, Admech, Sisters of Battle, Inquisition, Tyranids2020-01-22 4 
April 2020
71693957Jungle RumbleBunch of characters from different factions get send to a jungle deathworld. What could possibly go wrong?40k, writefaggotry, worldbuilding, IG, Tau, Eldar, Chaos, Dark Eldar, Space Marines, Admech, Necrons, Tyranids, Kroot2020-04-07 1 
May 2020
72679969The Battle of IgnotiusChaos cults stage an uprising on an Imperial world and all hell breaks loose as various factions advance hidden agendas. 40k, Warpfuckery, IG, Lamenters. Writefaggotry, Chaos, Eldar, Necrons, Tyranids, Orks, Imperium2020-05-27 3 
February 2021
77292353Kaiju Sector Clusterfuck Faction Generator IA thread dedicated to creating a Tyranid Hive Fleet spirals into a sector clusterfuck as more (weirdly kaiju related) factions are rolled upWarhammer 40k, Tyranids, Orks, Tau, Space Marines, Eldar, Clusterfuck2021-02-05 2 
77353236Kaiju Sector Clusterfuck Faction Generator IIRolls further create two fanatical Guard regimentum, a renegade Blood Angel Chapter, an insane DEldar Kabal and an insaner Necron Dynasty.Warhammer 40k, Tyranids, Orks, Tau, Space Marines, Eldar, Imperial Guard, Dark Eldar, Necrons, Creation Tables, Clusterfuck2021-02-08 3 
April 2021
78677894The Rising of Hivefleet AnonAnon gets isekia'ed as a Nidstorytime,writefag,Warhammer40k,Tyranids2021-04-21 27 
June 2021
79479764Chocolate and Corruption in 40k #2 - Wonka LandAn Eccentric mix of characters explore the perils of Wonka Land. Some continue to slide into corruption. 40k, writefaggotry, worldbuilding, IG, Tau, Chaos, Dark Eldar, Space Marines, Admech, Tyranids, Inquisition, Orks2021-06-04 8 
November 2021
82137752skinwalker tyranids, tzeentch-worshiping miners and radical inquisitor Samus/tg/ plays with creation tables and makes skinwalker tyranids, tzeentch-worshiping miners and radical inquisitor Samus.Creation Tables, Tyranids, Cultists, Chaos Cultists, Inquisitor, Skinwalker, Wendigo, Dead Space, Metroid,2021-11-18 3 
December 2022
86828272Valhallans on a Hive WorldThe Valhallan 545th armored have a routine deployment to a Hive World.IG, 40k, Orks, felinid,custodes,necrons,tyranids2022-12-04 10 
September 2023
90104816Valhallans on a shrine worldThe Valhallan 545th armored are deployed to a shrine world40k, IG, valhallans, skitarii, chaos, genestealers, tyranids, titans, deathwatch, writefaggotry, sisters of battle2023-09-08 7 
90184044Valhallans on a shrine world 2The Valhallan 545th and other forces continue their misadventure on the shrine world40k, IG, valhallans, skitarii, chaos, genestealers, tyranids, deathwatch, writefaggotry, sisters of battle2023-09-15 7 
November 2023
91014901Valhallans on an Anchor worldThe Valhallan 545th are redirected to an Anchor world to reinforce other regiments40k, IG, valhallans, skitarii, chaos, tyranids, dark angels, writefaggotry, mordians, felinids, beastmen2023-11-29 5 
December 2023
91097573Valhallans on an Anchor World Part 2The Valhallan 545th and their allies fight chaos and tyranids while an Inquisitor goes on a secret mission40k, IG, valhallans, skitarii, chaos, tyranids, deathwatch, writefaggotry, mordians, felinids, eldar, harlequins2023-12-08 4 
October 2024
6099832Tyranid-Girl Quest A quest about Subject Ninety-Nine, a half tyranid and half human creation made to fight the tyranids and other xenos. Collective Game, Quest, Tyranid-Girl Quest, Warhammer, Warhammer 40k, AU, Krypt-Chan2024-10-22 11 
December 2024
6128176Tyranid-Girl Quest #2A quest continuation about Subject Ninety-Nine, a half tyranid and half human creation made to fight the tyranids and other xenos. Collective Game, Quest, Tyranid-Girl Quest, Warhammer, Warhammer 40k, AU, Krypt-Chan2024-12-06 7 
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