Thread Title Description Tags Added Score August 2009 5538301 Archaeological report on humans Archaeologists of an alien civilization squabble about the curious properties of the perplexing human race. Collective game, hilarity, alien report, little purple tube 2009-08-21 2 October 2009 6482781 Siegeball Rules The fa/tg/uys continue to iron out the rules in their new sport for DnD 3.5e. Also contains chicks with balls. DnD, RPG, 3e, sport, homebrew 2009-10-29 2 April 2010 9390409 Battletech Battle Report Battle Report for a game of Battletech played at an LGS, complete with photos. Battletech, Battle Report, Mechwarrior 2010-04-24 3 May 2010 9855776 BRIKWARS Brikwars is discussed with lego pictures and battle reports. lego, brikwars, battle reports 2010-05-17 13 9878921 BRIKWARS, Cont. More Brikwars is discussed. Lego pictures and battle reports continue. The epic tale of HARPOON JONES and his battle against the maniacal Spongebob concludes in epic fashion. lego, brikwars, battle reports, HARPOON JONES 2010-05-18 12 9922001 Megacorp Space ExplorationQuest /TG/ gets its own megacorp that explores the reaches of interstellar space. We also have Apeture Science as our R&D department! Yaah Portals! Megacorp, Quest, Space, Science, Win, Portals 2010-05-20 25 9930522 Megacorp Quest 2 Buildan, exploran, portalan all over the place. Found a nice new mineral that burns forever when you feed it oxygen. Gonna use it to blow stuff up. Megacorp, Quest, Space, Science, Win, Portals 2010-05-20 24 10073577 Megacorp Quest 3 So we pulled Morgan off of Planet and got him home safely. Suck it, Zakharov.
Also, numbers. A shitload of numbers. Megacorp, Quest, Space, Science, Win, Portals 2010-05-27 23 June 2010 10232125 Megacorp Quest 3 Research into Umbra complete, mindfukery ensues. Colonies established and reinforced, we also now have Lady Deirdre Skye joins our research team, so take it Hive, you bunch of communists you. Megacorp, Quest, Space, Science, Win, Portals 2010-06-03 20 10238033 Megacorp quest 4 Continuation of 3.
Suddenly, pirates. We get to building us some nice warships to deal with them, courtesy of the collective Earth super powers. If all goes well we'll get paid and get to keep them. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-06-03 21 10391339 Megacorp quest 5 Starts off slow with some research and new discoveries, ends with FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-Everyone else is trying to kill us. When suddenly, we're rescued by the most unlikely like of heroes. Nerds. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-06-10 20 10394744 Megacorp quest 6 Zorg, MNU, and ourselves all feel the cold, hard strap on of the UN and their draconian space travel restrictions. We also complete our first payment to STFU, no doubt one of many more to come. Oh, and Avatar happens. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-06-10 18 10539361 Meagcorp quest 7 We resolve the Avatar issue, though the intervention of Pentex isn't exactly welcome. RDA is slowly drying up, while we set up a new colony, we further our research a bit, and Zahkarov shows up out of nowhere. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-06-17 14 10542296 Megacorp quest 8 After dealing with dissident scientists and trolling pentex a little, as well as stealing a bunch of tech from Tyrell corp we continue the new, sexier, streamline Megacorp quest in earnest. RDA is tanking, we're hacking and researching, Pentex is scheming, MNU is partying on down, and STFU is being a dick. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-06-17 16 10695160 Megacorp quest 9 Thread tumbles along slowly, we only get through 3 years and talk about a bunch of different issues. Only things worth of note are RDA being liquidated, completing neural networks, and a new, mysterious rising megacorp. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-06-24 10 10698641 Megacorp quest 10 A slow thread, we only get through a few years.
Biggest even is undoubtedly Pandora, and us Vs the UN+WY, as we were on the verge of interstellar war with Earth things were renegotiated, luckily. AI is now available to us, and a new business opportunity presents itself in Mars. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-06-24 11 10724839 Battletech Battle Report 6 Adam Steiner VS 1st Genyosha (Note: Op was banned before completing the BR due to automated scripts thinking the acronym for Hatamoto Hi (HTM) was a referral site) Battletech, Mechwarrior, Battle Report 2010-06-25 0 July 2010 10995841 Megacorp quest 11 Another slow thread, punctuated by terror on Mars, concern for Tau Ceti and its colony, and debates over the future of Ares; and Regent, well, he mad, he very mad. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-07-08 10 10999342 Meagcorp quest 12 50 year anniversary, huray. We accidentally start a glorious socialist revolution, come comrade, join the unbreakable brotherhood of the New People, and stand proud in our deathless ideal of freedom and equality. Some AI shenanigans, as well as a few brilliant rolls. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-07-08 13 11269599 Megacorp quest 13 The New People are victorious at last, while the war on Mars drags ever one. A burst of useful research is completed as well. Strange anomalies also begin cropping up all over the place. Weird. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-07-22 14 11273696 Megacorp quest 14 Cut short rather unfortunately. As the conflict in Ares fades the one in Sol seems to only intensify. There also seems to be a race of Aliens trying to kill each other. Right in our backyards as well, also, Alien happens. Damit Ripley. Megacorp, collective game, science, fun, portals 2010-07-22 16 August 2010 11720537 MP&CC's third tale Wizard, Brobarian, Psion and OP (now known as Mahogany, Port and Cuban Cigars) return in MP&CC's third tale. MP&CC, Mahogany, Port and Cuban Cigars, Brobarian 2010-08-18 21 11781189 MP&CC Strikes Back A story of a campaign which shouldn't be, but became an epic tale because of the leadership feat. MP&CC, Mahogany, Port, Cuban Cigars, Leadership, Brobarian 2010-08-23 21 October 2010 12629629 The Beginnings of MercQuest I test the waters for a new Quest, and people seem to be agreeable. Planning commences. Oh and character portraits. mercquest, quest, portraits 2010-10-31 1 November 2010 12692497 Trustworthy? 32-40 Ribbonfag asks /tg/'s opinion of eight more. Trustworthy, DM help, characters, portraits, ribbonfag, first impressions 2010-11-06 1 12743245 Official Report Spin the story, or die trying
An inter-agency SNAFU RPG homebrew, official report 2010-11-10 6 April 2011 14668953 Portal-Adeva crossover Cave Johnson here. Here at Nerv we're making giant abominations wrapped in four feet of metal armor to defend the Earth from alien attack. Now the lab boys say we should be using well-trained men to pilot these, but the last budget came up a bit short, and so I said to them, "Hey, my boy loves these things! He can pilot one!" Adeva, Adeptus Evangelion, Evangelion, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Portal, Portal 2, Aperture Science, Cave Johnson 2011-04-21 36 May 2011 14827865 Portal-inspired-D&D A brainstorming thread to bring some of the Portal games to a D&D game/setting. Special guest appearances by Wheatley and Cave Johnson. D&D, game, game ideas, awesome, funny, ideas, brainstorming, Portal, Portal 2, Cave Johnson 2011-05-06 15 14973713 Portals & Paradigms So, what if the world of Aperture Science was played out as a tabletop RPG? Here's a good idea of how it would all go down. Portals & Paradigms, writing, writefaggotry 2011-05-19 15 14970952 Wheately Head of GW basically the title.
P&P was spun off of this thread.
and Wheately is massive neckbread Portals & Paradigms, writing, writefaggotry, GW 2011-05-19 6 October 2011 16726480 King Alfonso Civilization Game 5 We meet Stoner Dragonling and Demon-Summoning Elves. Stuff happens. Hagan, Dragonlings, Civ, Demons, Portal, Elves, Lizardmen, King Alfonso 2011-10-25 9 January 2012 17547932 Kamen Rider WARP CORE BREACH In what starts as another request for a nonexistent toku RPG, a fa/tg/uy gives a short storytiem about being sent into orbit and then Rule of Cooling back to earth. kamen, rider, warp core breach, henshin, justice, teleporting is for wimps and children 2012-01-15 7 April 2012 18722451 Aperture Cartel's Many Inventions Investors! Here we have a collection of Aperture Cartel's useful and inexpensive Inventions for your perusal. Now we're between banks right now so we're accepting cash in hand. get your people to meet our people. Don't mind the smell.
Cave Johnston, we're done here. Aperture Cartel, Cave Johnston, Science, Tests, Portal, We're Done Here 2012-04-15 21 May 2012 19018100 Zerg Quest LXXXV The Swarm decides that the UED's time has come.
Violence ensues Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, An important message, Corporate resume-writing, Fauxbot fleet 2012-05-08 6 19090195 R&D Perpetual Treason Initiative Vulture Troopers, Intsec Troopers, Troubleshooters--you're here because we want the best, and you were the only people available. So: Who is ready to make some explosions? friend computer, paranoia, treason, multiverse, portal, cave johnson, troubleshooters 2012-05-13 12 July 2012 19715895 Brikwars Battle Report: Blockatomi Plaza Cyborg skeleterrorists hold civilians hostage - can the police save the day? lego, brikwars, battle report 2012-07-03 5 19882409 Zerg Quest XCIVa Something lurks in the galactic core, and no amount of mod-faggotry will keep us from investigating. Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Zerg Quest, PORTENT, fucking mods 2012-07-15 6 19999440 BRIKWARS BATTLE REPORT 7: VERY SHORT EDITION Slim tells the tale of a battle between the Alien Anarchists and the BLU Corporation. Fun is had by all. Also, ITT: 20000000 get is achieved. leg, brikwars, battle report, get 2012-07-23 2 August 2012 20142488 BRIKWARS BATTLE REPORT 8 In which SLIM learns the value of not second guessing point buy systems, a queen is bored, and a beetle is dissected. lego, brikwars, battle report 2012-08-02 1 September 2012 20600452 Zerg Quest CII After much discussion, Anon decides where its loyalties lie, and begins THRASHIN ON A MUTHAFUCKA Cerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, Xel'Naga, testing, Protoss, crossroads, nuclear diplomacy, I WILL CUT YOU UNIVERSE, voices in my head, PORTENT! 2012-09-05 6 October 2012 21199049 BRIKWARS BATTLE REPORT 9: BADLANDS BRAWL The combined power of Science, Skeletons, and Calamari come together to face off against Snipers and Dinosaurs. lego, brikwars, battle report 2012-10-20 4 21245545 Zerg Quest CVIII He abandoned us! For a whole week? Will the Swarm forgive Cerebrate Anon? Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Oops, Xel'Naga, Protoss support needs support, Scary glowy bird...thing 2012-10-23 6 November 2012 21555916 Zerg Quest CXI Cyberbrate thrusts its Love Muffins into an opening in the Xel'Naga's...sexual-sounding military term. I can't be clever all the time. Make your own innuendo. Call it mad-libs or something, I don't know. Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Xel'Naga, Glorious combat, screaming brainhurts, psionic migraine, PORTENT 2012-11-13 10 21767432 Zerg Quest CXIII The FINAL Zerg Quest. After 2 years and 113 threads, the Swarm finally meets its end. Zeratul stands with his blade poised. Will he strike us down? Will the Swarm end here, or will it be assured of its immortality? Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Collective Game, /tg/ dice, I'm too young to die, Big Brother, Death, Rebirth, Alpha and Omega, Metaquest OP, Portent? 2012-11-27 25 March 2013 23756420 The United Crawler's League /tg/ fluffs up teams for a fake sport that's a cross between Ninja Warrior, American Gladiator, and Legends of the Hidden Temple fantasy, xcrawl, nfl, sports, mfwdbwdso 2013-03-19 5 April 2013 24099588 The United Crawler's League 2 /tg/ fluffs up teams for a fake sport that's a cross between Ninja Warrior, American Gladiator, and Legends of the Hidden Temple fantasy, xcrawl, nfl, sports, mfwdbwdso 2013-04-07 6 June 2013 25162265 North American Crawler's League The National Crawler's League is an organization of 32 teams from the USA, Canada, and Mexico that compete in competitive dungeoncrawls. Two teams enter a dungeon from opposite ends and race to complete various objectives - everything from returning a holy relic to its undead master to stealing emeralds embedded in the eyes of a golem - and are scored on speed, style, and skill. However, the dungeons these crawlers delve aren’t your standard dusty tombs and underground caverns... fantasy, xcrawl, nfl, sports, mfwdbwdso 2013-06-01 9 25645771 NACL Preseason (take 2) The National Crawler's League is an organization of 32 teams from the USA, Canada, and Mexico that compete in competitive dungeoncrawls. Two teams enter a dungeon from opposite ends and race to complete various objectives - everything from returning a holy relic to its undead master to stealing emeralds embedded in the eyes of a golem - and are scored on speed, style, and skill. However, the dungeons these crawlers delve aren’t your standard dusty tombs and underground caverns... fantasy, xcrawl, nfl, sports, mfwdbwdso 2013-06-26 6 July 2013 25743095 NACL Week One The first week of the North American Crawler's League finally kicks off. Poor, poor Otters. fantasy, xcrawl, nfl, sports, mfwdbwdso, NACL 2013-07-01 5 25878682 NACL Week Two Games continue, the Otters win one, and the Coyotes manage to score just 4 points. fantasy, xcrawl, nfl, sports, mfwdbwdso, NACL 2013-07-08 8 26073880 NACL Week Three Week Three of the NACL. Cultists and Coyotes take a beating, Otters lose again. fantasy, xcrawl, nfl, sports, mfwdbwdso, NACL 2013-07-18 7 26197410 NACL Week Four Otters lost, surprising no one. fantasy, xcrawl, nfl, sports, mfwdbwdso, NACL 2013-07-24 3 August 2013 26357377 NACL Week Five Almost a third of the way into the season, and some teams are starting to break away from the pack fantasy, xcrawl, nfl, sports, mfwdbwdso, NACL 2013-08-01 4 September 2013 27004334 French naming conventions OP asks how to properly name a French nobleman. Interesting thread ensues. French, Arabic, Hebrew, Portuguese, naming, Praise-God Barebone 2013-09-04 15 April 2015 39130060 An Unimportant Quest Prelude. I'll miss you. Collective Game, Unimportant, Forgotten things, goodbye 2015-04-04 9 July 2015 41028238 Age of Sigmar and-oh fuck me. You still have not learned and I am ashamed. The whole reason I stopped coming to /tg/ was because for all your self-aggrandizing shit like this happens, that's why I shitpost on the archives, coming out of retirement, I haven't done thsi since 2013 so I don't know who this other faggot is, please learn to recognize shitposting and how the report function works, it takes two seconds of your time, consider developing a better policy on quest threads and CYOAs too, thanks, sincerly LWYS, XOXO 2015-07-05 -21 April 2016 16860 Quest thing 3 adventurers enter, but only 1 leaves alive. notapaladin, collective game, Muchaaaaaaaa lucha, Portal Wizard, Holy Bones, Loch, Mystery Box 2016-04-30 14 October 2016 49744075 Pathography - Forgotten Places, Lost Spaces The OP proposes a setting in which the United States is secretly a patchwork of both real and surreal places, states and territories. Original Content, Brainstorming, Metaphysics, Paranormal, Worldbuilding, Setting, Campaign, Department of Transportation 2016-10-13 40 August 2017 1726458 Ping Pong Quest The ping pong club has a new member. drawquest, animated, sports, anime 2017-08-07 5 November 2017 2028627 Shinobi Support Quest 1 QM introduces Yoko Yamisaki to her team, sensei, and a certain someone on her first week of being a Genin Collective Game, Support Shinobi Quest, CairnCarne, Naruto, Ninjas, Poison, Puppet, Snake 2017-11-05 22 2061719 Support Shinobi Quest 2 Yoko Yamisaki goes on a C-rank mission with another team! Collective Game, Support Shinobi Quest, CairnCarne, Naruto, Ninjas, Poison, Puppet, Snake 2017-11-18 21 December 2017 2099661 Support Shinobi Quest 3 Yoko snitches, sees Orochimaru again, is so excited she hisses in her room for a week, and then reenacts Weekend at Bernie's for an arm. Collective Game, Support Shinobi Quest, CairnCarne, Naruto, Ninjas, Poison, Puppet, Snake 2017-12-03 20 2146766 Support Shinobi Quest 4 Yoko goes home, discovers a dark family secret, and deals with its fallout. Collective Game, Support Shinobi Quest, CairnCarne, Naruto, Ninjas, Poison, Puppet, Snake 2017-12-22 13 July 2018 2714714 Dungeon Rebirth #2 The Noodle-Pocalypse We treat the Tarspider citadel to several kilotons of get-rekt and upgrade our skills. Toxic salt levels force cursed to flee Dungeon Rebirth, Snake, Magic, fantasy, CursedQm, collective game, The Snake Report 2018-07-17 7 2752391 Dungeon Rebirth Quest Gaiden 0: CRAB NEET is killed by a meteorite. Somewhere along the line he ends up as a Mecha Crab Kaiju. Mostly a shitpost. Dungeon Rebirth, CRAB, Magic, fantasy, NonGent, collective game, The Snake Report, Shitpost, Mecha, Robots 2018-07-26 3 August 2018 2811916 Thaelasan, Flora, and the War of the Tree A little story about portals, war among races, fae dragons, and exile. portals, adventure, romance, dragons 2018-08-23 1 2816506 Dungeon Rebirth Quest Gaiden 1: CRAB Heroic MechaCrab goes to hell to battle for justice, honor, friends and tiddies. Mostly a shitpost. Dungeon Rebirth, CRAB, Magic, fantasy, NonGent, collective game, The Snake Report, Shitpost, Mecha, Robots 2018-08-29 2 2829503 Thaelasan, Flora, and the War of the Tree #2 In which they get sent to Lan. portals, adventure, romance, dragons 2018-08-30 1 September 2018 2847601 Thaelasan, Flora, and the War of the Tree #3 In which they face an Old Lost One and try to find Wes. portals, adventure, romance, dragons 2018-09-08 1 2871228 Thaelasan, Flora, and the War of the Tree #4 In which they save the son of a sailor and an egg from cultists. portals, adventure, romance, dragons 2018-09-15 1 February 2019 64632151 AdMech finds Opportunity and Imperial vidya In the grim darkness of the far future, there is Opportunity for win. Also, vidya of the Imperium of Man. 40K, Adeptus Mechanicus, Opportunity, win, writefaggotry, Imperium, vidya 2019-02-16 16 3258739 Sworn to Valour Quest #7 His Wrath Undoes the Wicked. Sir Andrei and his companions celebrate, sparking a tryst with the foreign Wastelander woman. The Vigil awaits. Sworn to Valour, Collective Game, Knight, Fantasy, Paladin, Crusader, Medieval, Noble Steed, Forgotten QM, Knight is Sworn to Child Support 2019-02-18 20 May 2019 3460002 Beings of Creation 3 - #3 op the third fulfills the prophecy Civ, creation, gods, freeform, hexcrawl, multiplayer, Daemon, God, boc, boc3, portent 2019-05-11 5 July 2019 67213231 Dramatic Dame Duelists OP presents the idea of a setting where honor duels among highborn ladies have evolved into dramatic spectacles of swordplay and pageantry. worldbuilding, brainstorming, nobles, royalty, swordplay, sword fighting, sport, martial arts, lady knights 2019-07-13 20 August 2019 3708603 Imperial Mage Quest Catherine Ward, a young aspiring mage in the third empire, joins the academy shortly before the capital gets its shit wrecked by invaders. Imperial, Mage, Quest, Portals, Invaders 2019-08-14 5 September 2019 68162646 Nechronica thread with storytimes Two nechronica storytimes get going, weapons are stats are created, parts are discussed, and more. 1880's England. nechronica, storytime, story time, parts, guns, doll, system, england, british, japanese, america, portugal, atlantic, centipede 2019-09-08 5 November 2019 69210513 Nechronica Story Time and GM Advice More Port Storytime & Siren Songs of Silent Space Storytime. How to Legion. Terror in open spaces. Distribution of memory fragments. Nechronica, Storytime, Port, Tachi, Protoca, Nia, Juliette, Merry, Dominic, memory, terror, legions, advice, story time, story 2019-11-06 3 December 2019 69780101 Nechronica thread and Port Storytime continues Port storytime continues. Answers and even more questions about the party’s past! Book art is problematic. Advice and Dwarf Fortress. Nechronica, Storytime, Story Time, Port, Tachi, Protoca, Art, System, Chainsaw, memory, story, time, Dwarf Fortress, mod, undead, doll 2019-12-12 5 March 2020 71579421 Nechronica thread. Red Planet Storytime and Port Storytime Red Planet Storytime begins. Port Storytime continues and things will never be the same. Discussion of Holics, parts, and attack types. Nechronica, Storytime, Story Time, memory, Port, Tachi, Protoca, war, Red Planet, tower, mars, space, system, last stand, parents 2020-03-30 5 April 2020 71958657 Nechronica Story Time / Builds Port Storytime continues, haunted. What music gets you in the zone? Building characters for Support and Hinder. Unofficial classes. Tokens. Nechronica, Storytime, Story Time, classes, memory, Port, Tachi, Protoca, tower, system, token, tokens, support, builds, advice, music 2020-04-18 2 May 2020 72655511 Nechronica Thead Storytime Double Feature Aqen & Gravel Aqen storytime happens: Tactical adventure! Gravel Storytime begins: Russian desert undead action! | Tokens, houserules, bombs, & head cases Nechronica, Storytime, Story Time, Violet, Dahlia, Aster, Aqen, Adrian, Altina, Aida, Alexis, Art, System, story, time, undead, Gravel, Port 2020-05-24 5 4248478 Sworn to Valour Quest #23 His Might Upholds the Weak. The big city of Port Bounty wears against Sir Andrei like a tongue against a sore tooth. Rotten to the core. Sworn to Valour, Collective Game, Knight, Fantasy, Paladin, Medieval, Noble Steed, Forgotten QM, Port Bounty 99 2020-05-29 22 August 2020 74251433 Nechronica Thread! Gravel Storytime & Port Storytime. Crazy letter generator. A-team hunts for the big bad bugs. Tachi confronts herself, Showdown with Abbadon, & someone is left behind. Anon shares a font of madness. Nechronica, Storytime, Story Time, Gravel, Adrian, Altina, Aida, Port, Tachi, Protoca, B3, story, violence, bugs, russians, crazy letter 2020-08-16 3 October 2020 75185467 Nechronica Thread: Spooky Mech Edition | Port Storytime Finale | Red Planet Storytime | Entombed Class released Translation team releases Entombed Class. The Finale of Port Storytime. Red Planet Storytime continues. Anon seeks feedback on custom class. Nechronica, Storytime, Story Time, Port, Protoca, Tachi, Class, Entombed, Red Planet, mars, space, parents, settings, custom, skills, parts 2020-10-07 2 February 2021 4633832 Portal Quest Albert, a down-on-his-luck young college kid, is summoned to a fantasy world not too dissimilar from Earth. He gets 24 hours to prepare. Portal Quest, Isekai, Albert, Portal 2021-02-10 4 February 2022 83424106 Nechronica Thread: Homebrew & Sanctuary Storytime 1. PortAnon's Sanctuary Storytime begins with a boat trip into the unknown. Dinosaurs. Multiple Anon's post homebrew. Homebrew is discussed. Nechronica, Homebrew, parts, class, position, Storytime, Story Time, Sanctuary, M3LT1E, Meltie, Sofia, story, time, undead, Port 2022-02-23 2 March 2022 83635837 Nechronica Thread: Homebrew, drawing & Sanctuary Storytime 2. An artfag makes art. Sanctuary Storytime part 2. Anon posts a custom class. Nechronica, Homebrew, parts, tokens, class, position, Storytime, Story Time, Sanctuary, M3LT1E, Meltie, Sofia, story, time, undead, Port 2022-03-15 -2