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September 2008
2550663The /tg/ is really really great ... FOR KHORNEAwesome combo of singalong funtime.Khorne, tg, 40k, combo, internet is for porn, avenue q2008-09-11 3 
February 2009
3798718Khornie sayingsIf at first you dont succeed, BLOOD FOR BLOOD GOD40k, Khorne, Puns2009-02-24 7 
March 2009
4126947Khorne Quest IIKILL MAIM BURN!!!Collective Game, Khorne2009-03-30 28 
May 2009
4649767Kunning KhorneA voice from the Warp makes an offer to an officer about to die, turns out to not be Tzeench.warhammer 40k writefaggotry khorne2009-05-25 13 
4702559Chaos FurnitureFurniture of the Chaos GodsWarhammer, Furniture, Khorne, Nurgle, Tzeentch, Slaanesh2009-05-30 0 
August 2009
5449978Eurides Calis writefaggotryWritefaggotry about a guardsman and a female khornate demonEurides Calis, Khorna, writefaggotry, 40k2009-08-14 7 
5486355 Eurides Calis/Khorna, psyker-chan/guardsman writefaggeryAnonymous writefag completes the story of Eurides Calis and Khorna, and posts psyker-chan and guardsman story as wellEurides Calis, Khorna, psyker-chan, guardsman, writefaggotry, 40k2009-08-17 1 
September 2009
5704578Gary the Betrayer Quest Pt. 2MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! MORE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! MORE TSUNDERE FOR THE TSUNDERE GOD!40k, roleplay, quest, guard, khorne, chaos2009-09-03 -1 
5705617Gary the Betrayer Quest, Pt 3We begin to build our force as we set our sights on the Tactical Genius himself. Cadia shall fall.40k, roleplay, quest, guard, khorne, chaos2009-09-03 -1 
5711048Gary the Betrayer Quest, Pt 3 Pt 2Sagefags fucked up the thread after the profile caused a GARY SUE Shitstorm. Fuckers. Will continue later tonight.40k, roleplay, quest, guard, khorne, chaos2009-09-04 -2 
5738533Gary the Betrayer Quest, Pt 3.3WE GET FUCKED BY DARK ANGELS AND RUN TO THE EYE. WE FUCK UP KHORNATE DAEMON PRINCES AND BROFIST KHARN. FUCK YEAR.40k, roleplay, quest, guard, khorne, chaos2009-09-06 0 
5740595Gary the Betrayer Quest, Pt 3.4Sagefags stopped it again tonight. Shitsux. Progress is currently 3/5th ready for assault on Cadia.40k, roleplay, quest, guard, khorne, chaos2009-09-06 0 
5791926Enough Blood for now, guysKhorne has enough blood and skulls, and has his men get a movie and pizza instead.Khorne, Blood, Kharn, Pizza, Gremlins2009-09-09 7 
November 2009
6825362Khorne in Warhammer FantasyWritefag out of nowhere writes up one of the best depictions of Khorne I've seen yet.Warhammer fantasy, epic, Khorn, Chaos2009-11-23 0 
6858495Compassion, in my Berserker?Pretty typical chance for a Berserker to kill the shit out of a little girl. Goes in the exact opposite direction. Manly tears are shed.Khorne, Manly Tears, 40k, Writefaggotry2009-11-25 6 
January 2011
13538330Chaos of CrimeChaos gods from Warhammer 40k reimagined as comic book crimelords.warhammer, chaos, tzeench, slaanesh, nurgle, khorne, comic book2011-01-16 11 
July 2011
15762600HONEY BADGER QUESTHONEY BADGERS. FURY. ANGER. RAGE. A HONEY BADGER FIND HIMSELF MORE FURIOUS THAN EVER, SO MUCH SO THAT KHORNE HIMSELF IS A BITCH BEFORE MAIMCLAW THE BADGERSHITINSANE.Collective Game, Honey Badger, RAGE, Khorne2011-07-31 16 
August 2011
15926413Abaddon Quest XVIAbaddon explores the plot of the Malal cultists.Collective Game, Quest, Abaddon, Black Crusade, Chaos, Heresy, Abaddon Quest, Badass, Awesome, Dinosaurs, Eldar, Time Travel, Malal, Khorne2011-08-14 22 
16111045Heretek Quest IVbaleeted due to infightingwaifu khorne faggots2011-08-30 -2 
November 2011
16865876Farming It Quest IIWe continue with Bill making deals with fae, and then comes the elf who is part bloodhound, or spicehound, and we get to ask a second favor from the fae... It's gonna be bloody.Collective Game, farmer, Farming It Quest, bloody murder, Khorne farming, fae, elf2011-11-08 7 
June 2012
19413594/tg/ does OmegleAnons invade Omegle and fight glorious battlesOmegle, Khorne, 19F, Freddy Mercury2012-06-09 32 
October 2012
21107634Maid Quest: The Life of Master part 33Hito encounter the Chaos Gods who want to turn him into Champion of Chaos against his will.Maid Quest: The Life of Master, Quest, Collective Game, CYOA, Maid, Chaos Gods, Chaos, Khorne, Tzeentch, Slaanesh, Nurgle, Doomrider2012-10-14 2 
November 2012
21530501Maid Quest: The Life of Master part 37Hito singing along with Father William so that they could cast powerful blessing on the weapons so that Hito and his gang can defeat rest of the Chaos Gods.Maid Quest: The Life of Master, Quest, Collective Game, CYOA, Maid, Chaos, Khorne, Nurgle, I Feel Good, Singing2012-11-11 -1 
21623452Maid Quest: The Life of Master part 38Hito have finally banish Nurgle back to Warp but he must face the last Chaos God, Khorne the Lord of Rage and Blood.Maid Quest: The Life of Master, Quest, Collective Game, CYOA, Maid, Chaos, Chaos God, Nurgle, Khorne, Merlin, Stonehenge, Caledfwlch, Rhongomyniad2012-11-17 -2 
21729486Maid Quest: The Life of Master part 39Hito finally faced Khorne in combat and it proved to be difficult combat.Maid Quest: The Life of Master, Quest, Collective Game, CYOA, Maid, Chaos, Chao Gods, Khorne, Death2012-11-25 0 
January 2013
22339743Chaos Gods New Year's Party: Hangover EditionKhorne tries to strike up a conversation with his worshipers and fails miserably as everyone from last night's party comes by nursing hangovers.40, Khorne, chaos, party2013-01-02 8 
August 2014
33969777Khornette Quest #1In which we are "born" and fight Dragons. Also fuck Wormbag.Collective Game, Khornette, Metal, Dragons, ELH2014-08-08 12 
34009696Khornette Quest #2In which we blow up a Warboss' head, make a Bloodletter our bitch, then break into the MateriumCollective Game, Khornette, Orks, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, ELH2014-08-10 7 
34094176Khornette Quest #3In which we get an Ara Ara partner and fly too close to the holy promethiumCollective Game, Khornette, Nurglette, Balls of Brass, ELH2014-08-13 4 
34141591Khornette Quest #4In which we obtain a Herald, corrupt a Navigator, discover Heresy is wonderful, and where Mr. Silent the Blank lives. Oh and ritual thing.Collective Game, Khornette, Nurglette, Ship Management, cleaving, lewd, ELH2014-08-15 5 
34259772Khornette Quest #5In which we avoid space combat, get a shiny new outfit (and hat), fake being an Inquisitor, and kill a Grey Knight. Oh and something with feathers towards the end.Collective Game, Khornette, Nurglette, Space Marines, Tzeentchette, Just as planned, ELH2014-08-20 3 
34305460Khornette Quest #6In which we kill some Grey Knights in the most awesome way possible. So awesome Khorne has to stop time to give us a thumbs up.Collective Game, Khornette, Nurglette, Space Marines, Lady of Change, Khorne, Dice gods, holyfuckwhat, ELH2014-08-22 3 
34445383Khornette Quest #7In which we get our ass handed to us by Grey Knights before being saved, invited to dinner with a Rogue Trader, and defuse a bomb.Collective Game, Khornette, Grey Knight, Lady of Change, Roge Trader, ELH2014-08-28 3 
34466527Khornette Quest #8In which we play psychiatrist to Acerea and Ignitrix, get new armor and upgraded claws from Wormbag, and visit Commissar Silent before going to Dinner with a suave Rogue Trader. Collective Game, Khornette, Lady of Change, Commissar, Rogue Trader, ELH2014-08-29 4 
September 2014
34631967Tzeentchette Quest OneshotIn which we play as everyone's favorite birdbrain, Ignitrix, in the tale of her Ascension to Lady of Change-dom.Collective Game, Khornette, Lady of Change, Just as planned, Red Bull, ELH2014-09-05 1 
34959662Khornette Quest #9In which we finish up dinner, have Best Bird save a Navigator, decide to travel into the Eye of Terror, and visit the Gladitorial Pits.Collective Game, Khornette, ELH2014-09-19 3 
35116398Khornette Quest #10In which we kill Small-Horn for being a super failure, chat with Commissar Tiger, and generally out-excess the Princes of Pleasure.Collective Game, Khornette, ELH2014-09-26 3 
October 2014
35268258Tzeentchette Quest Oneshot (#2)In which we once again play as Iggy the Change Lady in a SPACE HULK EXPEDITION.Collective Game, Khornette, Nurglette, Tzeentchette, Lady of Change, Not as planned, SPACE HULK, ELH2014-10-03 17 
35413635Khornette Quest #11In which we witness our first meaningful death of the quest, fight through some Rak'gol, and explore the Obscenity EngineCollective Game, Khornette, Lady of Change, Rak'gol, Nurgelette, Plant Worship, ELH2014-10-10 7 
35572034Khornette Quest #12In which we find out we suck at Zero-G combat, learn to drive a Glaive, and make a decision regarding the AI.Collective Game, Khornette, Lady of Change, Rak'gol, Nurgelette, Roosterteeth, Duct Tape, ELH2014-10-17 13 
35628928Khornette Quest #13In which a daemon of blood and violence, her pet MBT, and her Tyranid allies duel against a radioactive mutant alien bastard and his new technoabomination on the edge of a black hole. Or something appropriately metal like that.Collective Game, Khornette, Rak'gol, Tyranids, Metal as fuck, ELH2014-10-20 14 
35713147Khornette Quest #14In which we annoy Ignitrix (lovingly), corrupt/kill some Blood Ravens, and generally play Fleet AdmiralCollective Game, Khornette, Nurglette, Tzeentchette, Lady of Change, Blood Ravens, ELH2014-10-24 14 
35756863Nurglette Quest OneshotIn which we play as the ara ara plaguebearer from Khornette Quest. Along the way we learn about her past and ramp the ara up to maximumCollective Game, Khornette, Nurglette, Tyranids, ELH2014-10-26 13 
35860627Khornette Quest #15In which we finish playing Fleet Admiral by deciding to split up the fleet temporarily. We also wrestle Acerea and Ignitrix in the Bloodbath a little.Collective Game, Khornette, Nurglette, Lady of Change, Tyranids, ELH2014-10-31 13 
November 2014
36434531Khornette Quest #16In which we decide to go after a Ghost Ship and partially learn about the Obscenity Engine's origins Collective Game, Khornette, Nurglette, Tyranids, ELH, Just as Planned2014-11-28 13 
December 2014
36587371Khornette Quest #17In which we start corrupting some Eldar and fight a Wraithlord. Those two things may or may not be mutually exclusive.Collective Game, Khornette, Nurglette, Eldar, ELH2014-12-06 11 
36825105Ignitrix Sidequest #1In which we attend an Opera as a maid and discover that everyone else is actually the daemonsCollective Game, Khornette, Lady of Change, Tzeentchette, Just as Planned, Not as Planned, daemons, ELH2014-12-18 13 
36863490Ignitrix Sidequest #2In which Iggy gets her own Rosette and starts corrupting some acolytes.Collective Game, Khornette, Lady of Change, Tzeentchette, Just as Planned, Irony, daemons, ELH2014-12-20 12 
36959535Khornette Quest #18In which we save a lost Eldar and talk about accepting Chaos into her life.Collective Game, Khornette, Nurglette, Eldar, Emperor's Day, Healing, ELH2014-12-25 11 
January 2015
37112132Khornette Quest #19In which we have fun with Sytili and visit a Feudal World.Collective Game, Khornette, Nurglette, Eldar, Zoanthrope, ELH2015-01-02 13 
37400710Zoanthrope SidequestIn which we hover behind Sytili's head while she deals with some meddling kids. I mean Acolytes. Collective Game, Zoanthrope, Khornette, Nurglette, ELH2015-01-16 11 
37556035Ignitrix's Sidequest #3In which Waaaaghterworld becomes a thing.Collective Game, Khornette, Lady of Change, Tzeentchette, Just as Planned, Not as Planned, Waaaaghterworld, Orks, Shoggy, ELH 2015-01-23 11 
37686919Ignitrix's Sidequest #4: Waaaaaghterworld pt 2In which we mess with a Repentia's dreams and meet the Dea'cin. Collective Game, Waaaaghterworld, Orks, Khornette, Lady of Change, Tzeentchette, Just as Planned, Not as Planned, ELH2015-01-29 12 
February 2015
37825115Khornette Quest #20Fervious falls and Sytili continues to be Best GirlCollective Game, Khornette, Zoanthrope, Tyranids, Chaos, ELH2015-02-04 11 
37845597Ignitrix Sidequest #5Alia and Iggy escape certain doom, only for the Bird Brain to nearly send them into the Warp healing her. Antics with Orks ensue as a result.Collective Game, Orks, The Hunt for Red Orktobrah, Khornette, Lady of Change, Tzeentchette, Just as Planned, Not as Planned, ELH2015-02-05 11 
38137708Khornette Quest #21Cinder fights with a Lord of Change. Said Lord of Change pulls a Fuklaw. Collective Game, Khornette, Lord of Change, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, Benny Hill, Not as planned, Tyranids, Over the top Combat, ELH2015-02-18 15 
38245546Khornette Quest #22Cinder works on raising her social links. Then THE HAPPENING happens.Collective Game, Khornette, Lady of Change, The Happening, Social Links, Infodump, ELH2015-02-23 13 
38339967Khornette Quest #23Cinder fails Temporal Mechanics 101 and has to stay after class with Ignitrix. Also we start our journey into the past.Collective Game, Khornette, Ward Effect, Lady of Change, Infodump, ELH2015-02-27 11 
March 2015
38492486Khornette Quest #24Cinder goes too hard and then has to travel to the past to try and commit suicide to prevent Ignitrix from being pissed. Needless to say, nothing goes to plan.Collective Game, Khornette, Lady of Change, Time is bullshit, Not as Planned, Stop Hitting Yourself, ELH2015-03-06 11 
38658504Khornette Quest #25Cinder and Iggy extract from the Chronos Station, despite a Cryptek dropping by. Then they get everyone together and plan the coming War.Collective Game, Khornette, Lady of Change, Tyranids, Orks, Necrons, War Planning, ELH2015-03-13 13 
38773253Khornette Quest #26HAH HA! KHARN TIME! Also we briefly test some BC rules for possible use later.Collective Game, Khornette, KHARN, ELH2015-03-18 11 
38834528Khornette Quest #27We decide to go help Iggy find a very special book.Collective Game, Khornette, Lady of Change, Dice Gods are Bullshit, ELH2015-03-21 13 
38900940Khornette Quest #28We fight over a book and it turns out Tzeentch is kinda a bitch.Collective Game, Khornette, Lady of Change, Just as Planned, Fuklaw, ELH2015-03-24 12 
38956536Khornette Quest #29We kill a fucking fat fish, forge a mighty weapon to rival Khorne's own, and burn the Calixis SectorCollective Game, Khornette, Wrapping Up, ELH2015-03-27 12 
39009338Khornette Quest #30Early Archive. KQ comes to an end.Collective Game, Khornette, ELH2015-03-29 16 
April 2016
46950795Khornette Quest OmakeA Megas XLR inspired Omake OneshotCollective Game, Khornette, ELH2016-04-28 12 
October 2016
685264European Dragon Quest 32In this thread, we tumble our wife mid-air with kids watching, enslave people, build a refinery town, and tumble a Khornate shield-maiden.European Dragon Quest, QuestingQM, Collective Game, Dragon, Dragons, Khornates2016-10-16 1 
March 2017
1293968Khornette Quest Redux 01A new Khornette is "born." See as she tames a Juggernaut and breaks into the MatreiumCollective Game, Khornette Quest Redux, ELH2017-03-23 11 
April 2017
1315615Khornette Quest Redux 02Ember begins her plan to take over Hive DesoleumCollective Game, Khornette Quest Redux, ELH2017-04-01 6 
1339953Khornette Quest Redux 03Ember and her minions take the Shattered Foundry in Hive Desoleum. Then she fights a daemon of Malice.Collective Game, Khornette Quest Redux, ELH2017-04-08 6 
1360986Khornette Quest Redux 04Ember has an audience with Khorne, then sets up a tournament among the Fleshcutters Collective Game, Khornette Quest Redux, ELH2017-04-15 4 
1393682Khornette Quest Redux 05Ember brings Hive Desoleum to its knees, then embarks on the rest of her journey.Collective Game, Khornette Quest Redux, ELH2017-04-27 6 
May 2017
1445601Khornette Quest Redux 06Ember duels with Usha, spills the beans about her end goal, and learns about a prophecyCollective Game, Khornette Quest Redux, ELH2017-05-14 6 
1494954Khornette Quest Redux 07Ember's further adventures during the trip to EnkiduCollective Game, Khornette Quest Redux, ELH2017-05-29 7 
July 2017
1663454Khornette Quest Redux 07.5Finishing up Session 7 with some further planning and a mysterious summonsCollective Game, Khornette Quest Redux, ELH2017-07-17 5 
1713128Khornette Quest Redux 08Shit hits the fan on the Soul InfernoCollective Game, Khornette Quest Redux, ELH2017-07-30 4 
September 2017
1866730Swole European Dragon Quest 73In this episode, Claw gets SWOLE AS FUCK, and fails to be a Chad, all while we make a new meme, that of BBM.Big Black Minotaur Meme is Best Meme, Stop Ancaps Now, European Dragon Quest, Collective Game, SWOLE, Chad, Spamming Tags, KHORNATES!2017-09-23 1 
December 2018
63332675Paragons and BrotherhoodA patir of Chaos Cults are rolled up that subvert the usual paradigmsSubversive, Khorne, Slaanesh, The Betrayer, Null, Cults2018-12-05 2 
February 2020
405923240K Cultist QuestA Khornite Goes out to prove himself in the underhive to get almost immediately killed. Than a priest of Christ gathers a flock. 40k, Adherent, Khorn, Christ2020-02-05 8 
December 2023
91312886Tallarn on an Ice WorldA Christmas themed greentext where an unlikely alliance is formed to stop a Khornate ritual40k, IG, Tallarns, Skitarii, Slaanesh, Khorne, Orks, Chaos, Valhallans, Felinids, writefaggotry, Candlemas, Christmas2023-12-31 3 
June 2024
92886259Valhallans in a BuildingThe Valhallan 545th raid a Munitorum building to find the clerk who keeps giving them bad missions. Chaos tries to intervene.40k, IG, valhallans, skitarii, chaos, writefaggotry, felinids, titans, inquisition, slaanesh, khorne, tzeentch2024-06-01 7 
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