Thread Title Description Tags Added Score January 2008 955104 Mary-Sue Competition /tg/ retells their worst encounters with Mary Sues, though the OP is really tough to beat. Mary Sue 2008-01-01 5 959080 Mary-Sue Competition 2 Continuing the earlier thread. Mary Sue 2008-01-01 1 March 2008 1379217 Ultimate Mary/Gary Sue /tg/ creates the Ultimate MarySue and unleashes her PURE ENERGY of love and peace on unsuspecting 40k Universe! 40k, MarySue, epic 2008-03-22 13 1383654 Ultimate Mary/Gary Sue Continued The thread is continued, with OH GOD WHAT THE FUUUUCCKK 40k, MarySue, epic 2008-03-22 10 May 2008 1807045 Share your story a thread concerning the worst character concepts you have -ever- seen in a tabletop game. stories, mary sue, characters 2008-05-25 8 March 2009 4021443 I may archive threads of questionable nature, but at least I never wrote a Drizzt fanfic A thread for awful things anons did in the past: The OP sets a bar very high, however. A minor meme is created. mary sue, Drizzt, fanfic 2009-03-20 10 June 2009 4763422 Romantic encounters in Baldur's Gate 2 An enlightening discussion about romantic companions in BG2 BG2, fanfic, mary sue 2009-06-04 5 4993479 Terrible Games Masters /tg/ shares Games Master horror stories, including the stories of Vincent and the Fist of the North Dragonstar. bad gm roleplaying vampire mary sue 2009-06-25 3 5012785 Terrible Games Masters Part 2 Actually continued in the "Dragonborn death By snoo-snoo" thread just above this. In turn, this is the actual death by snoo-snoo thread. mary sue, horror stories, gm, stories 2009-06-27 2 July 2009 5186158 53rd Annual Blackguard Convention Evil overlords, necromancers, and all-around jerks gather around to talk about all those pesky paladins, raising skeletons, and unhealthy relations with swords. Also includes some dispute with the Fighters Guild over who booked the convention hall, ending in a football game. Roleplay, evil, conventions, mary sue 2009-07-18 11 March 2010 8381512 Eclipse Phase in the Mass Effect Universe PartV The speculation continues. Much more is talked on the actual status of the System Alliance and its effectiveness.
Thread slightly de-railed over accusations of Transhumans being Mary-sues.
Also Quarian fapfiction pasta. Eclipse Phase, Transhumanity, Mass Effect,TITANS,Mary Sue,finger quotes, fapfiction 2010-03-04 5 8400276 mary sue generator EXTREME edition A mary sue generator table is made for lulz.
Ends up in /tg/ realizing how awesome mary sue concepts can be. mary sue, table, character 2010-03-04 3 8626939 Dwarfs vs Drowtales /tg/ decides to show Drowtales Mary Sue drow the true awesomeness of dorfiness Dorf, Drow Tales, Mary Sue 2010-03-17 12 April 2010 9079169 Discworld with GURPS /tg/ teaches a troll about the beauty of Discworld and GURPS femanon GURPS discworld troll mary sue 2010-04-09 -3 June 2010 10401727 Star Trek Space Marine What happens when a Space Marine becomes first officer aboard the USS Enterprise from TNG
Hilarity ensues Star Trek, Space Marine, Bolter, Pauldrons, Hilarity Ensues, Picard, Worf, Riker, Penis Diplomacy 2010-06-10 20 10674975 Counter Mary-Suing Freeform RP's Anon discusses past experiences with freeform RP's and stories are shared of revolution against speshul snowflakes. roleplay, freeform, Mary Sue 2010-06-23 12 October 2010 12443066 Mary Sue Thread Stories of terrible Mary Sues and the poor players who have to suffer through them. Mary Sue, That Guy, Story, Stories 2010-10-15 13 November 2010 12791286 /tg/'s Mary Sue /tg/ plays a game to make the greatest Sue of them all, Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. Lols are had by all. Awesome, Mary Sue, character 2010-11-14 34 12797345 Mary Sue Writeup Part 2 Mary Sue goes to Gensokyo!
Meets Rumia. Bad luck, eh? Mary Sue 2010-11-15 3 12831695 mary sues, the horror, and how to deal with them Examples of the most horrible mary sues /tg/ can summon forth - and an epic story of how to deal with one: let the other players hummilate it! mary sue, epic, horror, 2010-11-18 2 12959951 NPC Characters A nostalgic look at some of the greatest characters in /tg/ related video-game history. Also, Mary Sue hijack ensues as Anon brings a few terrible mods to light. BG, NPC, Baldurs Gate, Mary Sue, Infinity Engine 2010-11-29 5 January 2011 13343822 Battle-Brother Marcus Flavius of the Starship Enterprise Exchange program trades Riker for an Imperial Fist battle-brother. Hilarity and awesome ensue. Marcus Flavius, 40k, star trek, crossover, hilarity ensues 2011-01-01 6 13492769 Space Opera BBEG Asks For Advice He's a brain in a robot with psychic powers, three planets to start with, and some Mary Sues and Furfags to kill. And he need's /tg/s help to do it. Space Opera, Space, Opera, Scifi, Help, Advice, Mary Sue, Furfag, Lasers, FTL 2011-01-12 9 13722924 Attack from the Sues A destroyed world where Sues control everything. Mary Sue 2011-01-31 35 March 2011 14077407 Touhou RPG: Tale of Phantasmal Land Step 1) Post a large and pretty PDF with Touhou selling point. Step 2) Mathfags, rollfags, roleplayers, Touhoufags converge. Step 3) Critiques and RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEG. But you have to admit... It's a fairly well done PDF. Let this be a lesson for all those ambitious homebrew makers: Yo shit gonna be picked. touhou toho homebrew rpg critique roleplaying rollplaying pdf d6 rpg rage system testing balance shitstorm fantasy mary_sue magic rules 2011-03-01 16 14096871 Touhou RPG: Tale of Phantasmal Land - Part 2 Continuation of previous thread. /tg/ continues to balancing efforts and fixing shit. Autistic samefag from previous sages again. touhou, toho, homebrew, rpg, critique, roleplaying, rollplaying, pdf, d6, rpg,, system, testing, balance, balancing, fix, fixing, fantasy, mary sue, magic, rules, getting shit done 2011-03-02 8 April 2011 14487824 The most Groan-inducing character concepts you've ever seen. This exciting thread goes into excruciating detail of what happens to some Mary Sues when they cross the wrong GMs. Also Mary Sue weapons that make you want to cry. D&D, Mary Sue, Trickster, Weapons 2011-04-06 10 May 2011 14871818 Jackie vs the world. A PC in a world that just hates PCs. Eventually he breaks the DM's bullshit in half and frees himself. THAT DM, Maenads, Mary-sue, Storytime, Gestalt, Escape 2011-05-10 21 June 2011 15256952 Mary Sue Chapter More perfect than the Ultramarines, deadlier than the Grey Knights and smarter than the Alphas. These battle sisters have geneseed from every 1st founding legion, and are the greatest of them all. Female marines, girls, mary sue, deathwatch, heresy, awesome, perfect, chapter creation, Warhammer, Emperor 2011-06-14 12 15267522 Golden Aquilas 2 Continuing creation of a Mary Sue marine chapter. Female marines, girls, mary sue, deathwatch, heresy, awesome, perfect, chapter creation, Warhammer, Emperor, Half-eldar, troll, awful, horrible 2011-06-15 10 15278303 Golden Aquilas 3 More horribly beautiful writefaggotry and Sue creation. Female marines, girls, mary sue, heresy, awesome, perfect, chapter creation, Warhammer, Emperor, Half-eldar, awful, horrible, kawaii, custodes 2011-06-16 10 15287443 Golden Aquilas 4 More writefaggotry, including the tale of the Aquila's only ever male marine. Female marines, girls, mary sue, heresy, awesome, perfect, chapter creation, Warhammer, Emperor, Half-eldar, awful, horrible, kawaii, custodes, Golden Aquilas 2011-06-17 10 15350349 Golden Aquilas 5 Crunch gets done and a rival warband of Chaos Sues is created. Female marines, girls, mary sue, heresy, awesome, perfect, chapter creation, Warhammer, Emperor, Half-eldar, awful, horrible, kawaii, custodes, Golden Aquilas 2011-06-23 7 September 2011 16170120 The Inheritance Cycle/Eragon: "Don't do this in your DnD campaign" guide Want a good DnD campaign? Just see what they do in Eragon, and don't do that. Also series discussion Eragon, Inheritance Cycle, Mary Sue, Elf, Dragon 2011-09-04 10 16264580 /tg/ helps the OP kill off his former party. Good trap ideas ensue. Dnd, 3.5, traps, mary sue, TPK 2011-09-12 6 October 2011 16511386 The Editors: A Setting In Progress OP has an idea about sending agents in to remove Mary Sues from canon settings. A few like-minded Anons later, a meta-fanfiction setting is born. game design, world building, discussion, planes, Mary Sue, settings, metafiction, game ideas, 2011-10-04 22 16529282 The Editors II We continue world-building our freshly popularized meta-fanfiction campaign setting. game design, world building, discussion, planes, Mary Sue, settings, metafiction, game ideas 2011-10-06 10 16534941 /tg/ MetaQuest After all the talk of the Editors versus the Sues, one anon creates this Quest. THe local metaverse sector has been warped, and we use our poor funding to recruit some Starship Troopers, Spike Spiegel and Ibram Gaunt to investigate. /tg/, Editors, Spike, Spiegel, Ibram, Gaunt, Meta, Multiverse, cruiser, Orz, mary sue, fixer, /tg/ starship troopers, UNIT, SPC 2011-10-06 23 16677642 Zerg Quest LVIII The mighty, conquering Swarm asks, "Yo, Bromo Sapiens. What's up?" Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, d100 botch, Far too silly, hilarity ensues 2011-10-20 10 December 2011 17316672 The Editors III Continued development of the setting, incorporating elements from /tg/ Meta Quest. The Cold War with the TSAB is lightly touched upon, and relations with the other Meta-aware factions. game design, world building, discussion, planes, Mary Sue, settings, metafiction, game ideas, Editors, The Editors 2011-12-24 8 May 2012 19154225 Freeform RP invasion part 2 /tg/'s assault continues, with three techpriests and a cyborg ninja at the helm. freeform, invasion, mary sue, 2012-05-19 11 June 2012 19447851 /tg/ Meta Quest 81 DRIVE ME CLOSER! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY LOGIC. Lots of progress is made in solving problems through talking. Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, Ah! My Goddess, Ahriman, Warhammer, Belldandy, Skuld, SUE, Logic, Rynex is a Weeaboo 2012-06-12 13 July 2012 19741278 Zerg Quest XCII Following the crossover and a major battle, the Swarm discusses its future. Also, Zerg World. Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Major surgery, Daddy issues, Zerg World, Amusement park IN SPACE 2012-07-05 7 19766361 Freeform Tale Op and his friends have made actual good characters in an online Play-by-Post freeform game that's full of Mary Sues. Sit back and watch the magic happen. Freeform, Posting, Mary Sue, Bullshit Powers, OOC Knowledge, Poor Spelling 2012-07-08 25 August 2012 20377838 Mary Sue the RPG /tg/ is presented with a request for Mary Sue art. RPG PDF for playing sues is in the works. Homebrew, Mary Sue, Character Art 2012-08-19 6 November 2012 21596785 Mary Sue Horror Stories /tg/ talks about Mary Sues encountered in online RPs Mary Sue, horror stories 2012-11-16 7 January 2013 22551419 Mary Sue disasters (with Richard Priapus ) /tg/ swaps stories of mary sues from across the internet, anon steps up with the funniest RP derailing character seen in a long time freeform RP, RP, Role-play, Mary, Sue, Richard, Priapus, funny, hilarious 2013-01-13 58 22564075 Richard Fontaine 2: Electric Boogaloo Continued trolling of Kidzworld starring Richard Fontaine, son of Priapus. freeform RP, RP, Role-play, Mary, Sue, Richard, Priapus, funny, hilarious 2013-01-13 38 22570344 Richard Fontaine 3: Cuhrayzee Edition Continued trolling of Kidzworld starring Richard Fontaine, son of Priapus. freeform RP, RP, Role-play, Mary, Sue, Richard, Priapus, funny, hilarious 2013-01-14 25 22570276 /tg/ Infiltrates Chicken Smoothie Inspired by the most holy Richard Fontaine, fa/tg/uys plan a perilous mission to go undercover into places most foul. Chicken Smoothie, Mary Sues, Memes, Infiltration, Crusade, Stupid, Butterfly Wolves 2013-01-14 7 22795577 Richard Fontaine 4: The Dick of Astral Fire Continued trolling of Kidzworld starring Richard Fontaine, son of Priapus. freeform RP, RP, Role-play, Mary, Sue, Richard, Priapus, funny, hilarious 2013-01-26 22 February 2013 23035776 /tg/ Meta Quest: The Last Library 1 A scout team of the Free Towns hears news of a library calling for help in the heart of a mary sue nation. Collective Game, Last Library, Meta Quest, SUEpocalypse, mary sue, SUEs, Meta, Quest, post-apocalyptic. post apocalypse 2013-02-08 9 23095520 /tg/ Meta Quest: The Last Library 2 We flank and dispose of a minor pony sue while venturing further into the city. Collective Game, Last Library, Meta Quest, SUEpocalypse, mary sue, SUEs, Meta, Quest, ponies, MLP, tardchild, post-apocalyptic. post apocalypse 2013-02-11 8 23152153 /tg/ Meta Quest: The Last Library 3 We crawl through underground tunnels and encounter a bunch of mechs on the other side. Collective Game, Last Library, Meta Quest, SUEpocalypse, mary sue, SUEs, Meta, Quest, post-apocalyptic. post apocalypse 2013-02-14 9 23193893 /tg/ Meta Quest: The Last Library 4 We get caught in between mech fights and a multi-way shootout. Collective Game, Last Library, Meta Quest, SUEpocalypse, mary sue, SUEs, Meta, Quest, post-apocalyptic. post apocalypse, mechs 2013-02-16 6 23310317 /tg/ Meta Quest: The Last Library 5 We get past a mech fight, leave one of our guys, piss off a frenzied mob, and discover a surprise at a crash site. Collective Game, Last Library, Meta Quest, SUEpocalypse, mary sue, SUEs, Meta, Quest, post-apocalyptic. post apocalypse, mobs, mob mentality, preacher, book burning 2013-02-23 0 March 2013 23795054 /tg/ Meta Quest: The Last Library 6 "What are the Editors?" "LA LI LU LE LO." We find a crashed Terran Wraith. Chuck Norris, Space Ghost and GI Joe take down several Pony SUEs of the Conversion Bureau with our assistance. The Editors finally reveal themselves, and what they plan to do with Meta-Earth, and especially with the library. Collective Game, Last Library, Meta Quest, SUEpocalypse, mary sue, SUEs, Meta, Quest, post-apocalyptic. post apocalypse, Chuck Norris, Space Ghost, Ponies, MLP, Starcraft, Conversion Bureaumobs, mob mentality, book burning 2013-03-22 3 23878366 tg/ Meta Quest: The Last Library 7 We escape the subway and slow down the angry mob with explosives. As the mishmash team escapes on GI Joe land vehicles, they finally find the library, defended at the front by a certain Sayaka... Collective Game, Last Library, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, SUEpocalypse, mary sue, SUEs, Meta, Quest, post-apocalyptic. post apocalypse, Chuck Norris, Space Ghost, GI JOE, Starcraft, Magical Girl Noir Quest, Magical Girl, Sayaka 2013-03-26 4 23913055 /tg/ Meta Quest: The Last Library 8 The Editors declare Martial Law. It's a fight for the last trove of free knowledge. While multiple sides fight each other without end, more Joes pour in and the Editors deploy killer robots to quell resistance. We also learn the secret behind the Sue-pocalypse. Collective Game, Last Library, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, SUEpocalypse, mary sue, SUEs, Meta, Quest, post-apocalyptic. post apocalypse, Chuck Norris, Space Ghost, GI JOE, Starcraft, Magical Girl Noir Quest, Magical Girl, Sayaka, Martial Law, Editors, Riot 2013-03-28 3 23930866 /tg/ Meta Quest: The Last Library 9 We get pushed back under the Editor onslaught. The Library begins to collapse. We try to hold out until we can. Collective Game, Last Library, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, SUEpocalypse, mary sue, SUEs, Meta, Quest, post-apocalyptic. post apocalypse, Chuck Norris, Space Ghost, GI JOE, Starcraft, Magical Girl Noir Quest, Magical Girl, Sayaka, Martial Law, Editors, Riot 2013-03-29 4 23951129 /tg/ Meta Quest: The Last Library 10 The end. The battle. The aftermath. Things turn around for us, or not. And yet there is a silver lining waiting for us. Collective Game, Last Library, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, SUEpocalypse, mary sue, SUEs, Meta, Quest, post-apocalyptic. post apocalypse, Chuck Norris, Space Ghost, GI JOE, Starcraft, Magical Girl Noir Quest, Magical Girl, Sayaka, Martial Law, Editors, Riot, Equilibrium, Grammaton Clerics 2013-03-31 6 June 2013 25223924 Sue Marines Quest 7 another round of circle jerking over Reasonable Marines gone full retard circle jerk, sue-marines, full retard, reasonable marine quest, reasonable marines, knights inductor, Collective Game 2013-06-04 11 25624074 Reasonable Marine Quest Announcement This quest is tearing Storm Raven apaaaart! reasonable marine quest, reasonable marines, knights inductor, Collective Game, bad ideas taken to worse conclusion, ReaSUEnable Marines, there is nothing reasonable about befriending tyranids 2013-06-24 1 November 2013 28264679 Pax Mortis: Tager Quest In two days you will be undergoing the rituals to become a hidious monster so you can kill other hideous monsters....or die in the process. Collective Game, CthulhuTech, Horror, War Band, Mommy Issues 2013-11-13 22 28300637 Pax Mortis: Tager Quest Pt 2 Faced with a woman from your past, the impending Rite, and the horror of becoming one with something that will live inside you.... Collective Game, CthulhuTech, Horror, War Band, Body Horror, Mommy Issues 2013-11-15 14 28355446 Pax Mortis: Tager Quest Part 3 On the trail of an ancient mystery, you find some measure of answers, meet new and amusing people, and might just have room in your heart to comfort a friend in spite of it all. Collective Game, CthulhuTech, Horror, War Band, Body Horror, Mommy Issues 2013-11-18 18 28394768 Pax Mortis: Tager Quest Part 4 The Rite of Sacred Union may not be a marriage, but it is far more intimate. If you survive it. Collective Game, CthulhuTech, Horror, War Band, Body Horror, Mommy Issues 2013-11-20 16 28449699 Pax Mortis: Tager Quest Part 5 Anne has become one of the most powerful Tagers....but physical power won't help her with the death of a comrade and her first mission. Collective Game, CthulhuTech, Horror, War Band, Body Horror, Mommy Issues 2013-11-23 15 28524878 Pax Mortis: Tager Quest Part 6 Your confrontation with Yen takes a abrupt turn for the worse, and secrets are divulged. Secrets that could have an awesome toll on the Eldritch Society.... Collective Game, CthulhuTech, Horror, War Band, Body Horror, Mommy Issues 2013-11-27 13 28542326 Pax Mortis: Tager Quest Part 7 With the horrifying death of your fellow Tager, you are left with more questions than answers. Also, perverts. Collective Game, CthulhuTech, Horror, War Band, Body Horror, Voyuer, Mommy Issues 2013-11-28 16 December 2013 28594700 Pax Mortis: Tager Quest Part 8 The Elder Efreet Towern answers some questions; a funeral is held; and finally...a mission briefing is begun. Collective Game, CthulhuTech, Horror, War Band, Body Horror, Mommy Issues 2013-12-01 16 28671945 Pax Mortis: Tager Quest Part 9 The briefing is held, and to the point, but you have at least one day to prepare....or investigate other avenues of inquiry. Collective Game, CthulhuTech, Horror, War Band, Body Horror, Mommy Issues 2013-12-05 13 28853609 Pax Mortis: Tager Quest Part 10 Rechert and Viss are just as lost as you are about why Yen wanted you to stay away. A gruesome discovery ensues... Collective Game, CthulhuTech, Horror, War Band, Body Horror, Mommy Issues, Gross 2013-12-14 11 28959873 Pax Mortis: Tager Quest Part 11 Hiding from an enemy that may or may not exist, Anne and her murder of Tagers face the facts.... Collective Game, CthulhuTech, Horror, War Band, Body Horror, Mommy Issues, Dimensional Sharks 2013-12-19 7 28980969 Pax Mortis: Tager Quest Part 12 Prepared for battle, Anne learns what secrets Yen had...and something does come for them. But it isn't what anyone expected... Collective Game, CthulhuTech, Horror, War Band, Body Horror, Mommy Issues, Dimensional Sharks 2013-12-20 10 29016964 Pax Mortis: Tager Quest Part 13 Something comes through the wards, but it isn't what Anne expected. Someone has it in for her... Collective Game, CthulhuTech, Horror, War Band, Body Horror, Mommy Issues, Dimensional Sharks 2013-12-22 9 March 2014 30697620 Julius Caesar is a Mary Sue /lit/ seemingly decides to take a brief trip to /tg/ and starts funposting about Roman historical figures. lit, Rome, Roman Empire, Mary Sue, Julius Caesar, Augustus, SPQR, imperialism, imperialist, imperial, history, that guy 2014-03-08 5 April 2014 31420000 Freeform thread ...and the story of Andrew Jackson freeform, mary sue, awesome, andrew jackson, eagles, freedom 2014-04-13 5 31599299 Guardian Visage Quest 1 A foul Miasma spawns the monstrous Adrift into the world. Standing against them are Quinn Redmond, an androgynous warrior poet, and the guardian Visage, Magdalene. Collective Game, Visage, Quinn, Magdalene, Easter Ensues 2014-04-21 2 May 2014 31983078 Pokemon Quest #49 We get dressed up, play a drinking game, spend quality time training and decide to head to Sandorp issues, and play dress-up with the crew Pokemon Quest, Pokemon, gobble, Collective Game, Flute, Punk, Pokemon trainer, Cosplay 2014-05-08 22 June 2014 32686631 Edgelord Design and Implementation Handbook Edited by Anonymous. /tg/ press Edge, edgelords, mary sue, sue, sues, oc 2014-06-11 2 July 2014 33618606 The Witch Paladin — Evolution of a concept OP brings gifts from the lands of dA. /tg/ does as it's wont to do and makes it actually work. concept fix, armour, the witcher, paladin, witch, mary sue 2014-07-24 4 July 2015 41229071 Raising Awareness/Writefag Training: The SUE Files Anon regales us with a tale of a DM so terrible and a setting so horrid that it beggars belief That Guy, That DM, Homebrew setting, Mary Sue, Storytime, DMPC 2015-07-16 50 41279526 Raising Awareness/Writefag Training: The SUE Files Part 2 We thought it couldn't get any worse. Holy mother of Cthulthu were we wrong. That Guy, That GM, Homebrew Setting, Mary Sue, DMPC 2015-07-20 27 41355121 Raising Awareness/Writefag Training: The SUE Files Part 2 SAN checks are made, insanity reigns, but finally, finally, it ends. That Guy, That DM, Homebrew setting, Mary Sue, Storytime, DMPC 2015-07-21 26 41298468 DMPCs do and don'ts /tg/ discusses and regales instances in which DMs used a DMPC or a NPC, in a beneficial and/or engaging way, or as an excuse to play their special snowflake character. BBEG, DMPC, mary sue, NPC, roleplay, storytime, THAT DM 2015-07-25 -2 September 2015 42223723 Mongolian Queer Literature and Techno discussions A mary-sue thread is derailed into talk about Mongolian Queer literature and Mongolian Queer Techno. It is glorious. Mongolian queer literature, mongolian queer techno, mary sue, derailment 2015-09-01 15 May 2016 38509 Melancholic Quest Facing turmoil at home, Delilah runs away and tries to survive the mean streets without getting violated. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue, homeless, Delilah, blood 2016-05-07 30 67044 Melancholic Quest 2 Delilah, our unfortunate runaway continues to find her place in the world. This is made a little harder by the whole drinking blood thing. streets without getting violated. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue, homeless, Delilah, blood, depressing 2016-05-10 16 98903 Melancholic Quest Part 3 Delilah molests a friend in an attempt to help, finds new friends in unlikely places, and brings lost friends back in the fold. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2016-05-13 11 114202 Melancholic Quest 4 Delilah finds lewd magazines, a secret room full of sardines, and suffering. Almost killing Lawrence, again, she agrees to let him draw her. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2016-05-15 10 131868 Melancholic Quest 5 Delilah becomes drunk and belligerent, initiating a series of poor choices and almost succumbing to the bloodlust. Also, a mystery appears. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2016-05-19 11 146992 Melancholic Quest 6 Overcoming her craving, Delilah proceeds to make everyone uncomfortable while Lawrence is a good boy and should not be bullied. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2016-05-21 12 160852 Melancholic Quest 7 Interrogating mom, Delilah ends up with more questions than answers and almost gives her grandmother a heart attack. Lawrence is a good boy. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2016-05-24 7 176466 Melancholic Quest 8 Mistakes are made, sending Delilah into severe depression. Lawrence goes on mission to make up for his mistakes and get Delilah back. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2016-05-27 12 189861 Melancholic Quest 9 Delilah gets better and interacts with people for Christmas, but things take a turn for the disheartening. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2016-05-31 7 June 2016 205510 Melancholic Quest 10 We get chased by a black car, meet Timmy's mom, and find out grandma's disappeared. We attend a dinner theater and meet Mr. Faraway again. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2016-06-03 7 215369 Melancholic Quest 11 Returning to the school only to find it abandoned, Delilah winds up high on oxy. She also gets to deal with bleeding and general discomfort. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2016-06-07 9 231365 Melancholic Quest 12 Delilah goes to the mall and makes an unlikely friend. She also gets a very quick and rude lesson in the female reproductive system. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2016-06-12 10 243079 Melancholic Quest 13 Delilah watches the New Year's Eve fireworks with her beau. Lawrence disappears in the morning, only to return bruised and battered. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2016-06-15 11 258284 Melancholic Quest 14 We tend to Lawrence's injuries and learn that Nancy lied to us about fried eggs. We also do something we regret. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2016-06-19 6 274993 Melancholic Quest 15 Still filled with regret and an imbalance of hormones, we visit dad's grave and later get upset at Lawrence. We do more things we regret. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2016-06-23 5 295401 Melancholic Quest 16 We spend the day as Lawrence and gain new insights into his life. Later we're forced to evacuate from the apartments and hide at Al's club Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2016-06-28 6 July 2016 309952 Melancholic Quest 17 We try to make up our mistake to Lawrence with breakfast and spend hours cooped up inside. Later, everything starts falling apart. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2016-07-01 6 325342 Melancholic Quest 18 Barely escaping Bower's attention, we meet a racist cabbie and stay the night at Mr. Faraway's club. Lawrence bottles up his emotions. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2016-07-06 6 341652 Melancholic Quest 19 Tracked down by Bower's goons, we're forced to flee. Everything goes pear-shaped and we maim a guy. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2016-07-14 5 363955 Melancholic Quest 20 After holing up at a VFW post, we get scared and lost, and lie to a cop to avoid being taken to the station. A difficult question is posed. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2016-07-21 5 391501 Melancholic Quest 21 We chill at Sharron's theater and go spelunking, hearing things we probably shouldn't. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2016-07-28 6 August 2016 416740 Melancholic Quest 22 To keep us safe while the rest of the group relocates, Sam has us hide in a hotel room. Alone. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2016-08-04 6 470560 Melancholic Quest 23 Lawrence visits, having an adverse reaction to a drug, and we make him talk. We also meet a sharp P.I. hired by grandma, maybe. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2016-08-23 5 September 2016 500759 Melancholic Quest 24 We stay with John at the VA hospital and reminisce about our family. When John is discharged and Sam doesn't show, we leave to find a guy. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2016-09-04 5 529132 Melancholic Quest 25 We talk with John about guilt and our sanguinary disorder. Learning about street rot, we continue our journey with a gimp and a queen. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2016-09-12 5 562214 Melancholic Quest 26 Meeting back up with the group, we discover several missing but try for normalcy. We learn about drugs and why John chews. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2016-09-19 5 597494 Melancholic Quest 27 Delilah left at a cliffhanger, Lawrence seizes one of the few jobs he can and is posed with a number of moral quandaries. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2016-09-29 5 October 2016 662087 Melancholic Quest 28 John springs a leak and Delilah helps fix it, then sneaks away to get her fix. Tensions get high and more lies are told to the neighbors. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2016-10-14 2 November 2016 753487 Melancholic Quest 30 With Delilah suffering an emotional breakdown, we step into Lawrence's shoes and try to calm her. John acts odd. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2016-11-03 2 784572 Melancholic Quest 31 Delilah too despondent for much of anything, Lawrence stays in focus with a trip down memory lane. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2016-11-12 2 828955 Melancholic Quest 32 Lawrence opens up to the group, to their surprise. He later lets John rage out, his fear for Delilah's well-being overwhelming him. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2016-11-23 2 December 2016 871450 Melancholic Quest 33 Marilyn falls sick, Mabel offers plot exposition, and a mysterious guy leaves something for Delilah. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2016-12-05 2 906289 Melancholic Quest 34 Everyone meets Crockett and Bower's goons track down the Good Hope hideout. Chaos ensues. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2016-12-13 2 940308 Melancholic Quest 35 Escaping Bower's goons, Crockett sacrifices himself after a rookie cop spots Delilah. Lawrence brings Delilah to hide at his parents'. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2016-12-24 2 January 2017 1002117 Melancholic Quest 36 A brief respite, Lawrence stays on edge and sleeps poorly. We try to carry our weight while Del stays inside, hidden from the world. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2017-01-10 2 1032491 Melancholic Quest 37 We go out for groceries and reach out to Crockett, then get confronted with old memories. Repeatedly. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2017-01-20 2 February 2017 1162320 Melancholic Quest 38 Law sells some pills and gets the tape deck fixed. He also breaks the news about Michele to his parents. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2017-02-23 2 March 2017 1199873 Melancholic Quest 39 Lawrence meets with Crockett and it's revealed Bower's depravity knows no bounds. Needing to run soon, he tries getting the cash he's owe Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2017-03-06 2 1235660 Delilah's Birthday Quest-Oneshot The one-year celebratory oneshot quest for Melancholic Quest Melancholic Quest, birthday, aCowboyNamedSue 2017-03-07 1 1280639 Delilah's Birthday Quest-Oneshot Part Two Second part of the MQ one-year anniversary oneshot. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2017-03-29 2 April 2017 1315540 Delilah's Birthday Quest-Oneshot Part Three Third part of the MQ one-year anniversary oneshot. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2017-04-07 1 May 2017 1402015 Melancholic Quest 40 Del deals with some emotional turmoil, and Law is forced to run out to pick up Crockett and a ride through the danger zone ensues. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2017-05-06 1 1433846 Melancholic Quest 41 Bower's goons track us down, along with Bower who has completely lost his marbles. Situation escalates and Lawrence gets shot. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2017-05-17 1 1470784 Melancholic Quest 42 Brief thread where Lawrence gets patched up and we get to grandma's place. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2017-05-27 2 June 2017 1545551 Melancholic Quest 43 We learn about Del's mom's condition, grandma's, where some of our friends are, and that Del needs more practice in the kitchen. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2017-06-17 1 August 2017 1716788 Melancholic Quest 44 Delilah gets a physical, learns more about her grandfather, and how to use a handgun. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2017-08-09 1 January 2018 2206533 Melancholic Quest 45 We pay mom a visit, now more lucid, and a nurse insinuates everything's not as it seems. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2018-01-17 1 February 2018 2243393 Melancholic Quest 46 Cammy brings Del back to the range, and withdrawal rears its ugly head again as her birthday comes around. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2018-02-02 1 2301981 Melancholic Quest 47 Del discovers Ace is investigating missing girls. With a surprise party and a pretty cake, Del gets her drink on. Birthday cuddles ensue. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2018-02-24 1 April 2018 2402296 Melancholic Quest 48 Ace brings Del out for some fresh air while getting supplies, a detour turns everything to shit. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2018-04-03 1 2449157 Melancholic Quest 49 We make it home safe, have a nightmare, and meet Brandi chained in the kitchen. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2018-04-20 2 May 2018 2563745 Melancholic Quest 50 Grandma guides us to a hidden safe in case we ever need to evacuate, there's also hidden passage under the floorboards with a cold draft. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2018-05-30 1 July 2018 2660484 Melancholic Quest 51 With the mystery of the tunnel solved, Delilah is haunted by paranoid thoughts and questions the loyalties of those around her. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2018-07-02 1 August 2018 2764001 Melancholic Quest 52 Delilah tries to grill everyone at the safe house and the search for more secrets continues. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2018-08-12 1 September 2018 2889712 Melancholic Quest 53 We recall the days surrounding grandpa's death, and Ace poses a troubling 'what if' question, one that could see us separated from Law. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2018-09-30 1 November 2018 3030757 Melancholic Quest 54 One messed-up dream later, we spend as much of the day as possible with Lawrence. Quick plans need to be laid to visit mom. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2018-11-23 2 March 2019 3274933 Melancholic Quest 55 Visiting mom, it becomes clear she's not there because she needs to be. We're brought to an old friend of grandpa's for grandma's sake. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2019-03-03 1 April 2019 3421138 Melancholic Quest 56 We're posed with grandpa's legacy, much to Camilla's chagrin. Lawrence behaves oddly when we're not around. Ace overestimates his tolera Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2019-04-23 1 June 2019 3540437 Melancholic Quest 57 Exploring again, Del finds something odd hidden away since grandpa was alive. Ace gets overprotective. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2019-06-18 1 July 2019 3619618 Melancholic Quest 58 Ace plays driving instructor during an errand and brings up mom's sister over lunch. A bout of nostalgia turns sour. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2019-07-15 1 October 2019 3804130 Melancholic Quest 59 Del gets an update on grandma and Ace takes issue with her feeling safer with Lawrence. Law has bad trips down memory lane. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2019-10-01 0 November 2019 3871720 Melancholic Quest 60 On his way to his parents, Law's mind constantly races into the past, to the night he ruined everything. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2019-11-02 0 December 2019 3930705 Melancholic Quest 61 Saying goodbye to his parents and hoping he'll see them again some day, Lawrence continues on his caper and almost screws the pooch. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2019-12-09 0 March 2020 4070190 Melancholic Quest 62 Rather than justify his violent mishap to Ace, Law lets Cammy do it while he spends time with Del. Later, torture porn commences. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2020-03-01 2 4129508 Melancholic Quest 63 Getting answers out of Alex, Law and Cammy move to grab someone not nearly as easily swayed by physical violence. Cammy isn't coping well. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2020-03-31 0 April 2020 4173149 Melancholic Quest 64 With a professional dealing with the interrogation, Law gets to play cop with Palmer and Palmer gets to feel a bit alive again. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2020-04-22 0 June 2020 4279159 Melancholic Quest 65 Exhaustion, pain, and stress sends Law down for the count. With pills and ordered to rest, Jones brings Law back to the compound. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2020-06-23 1 July 2020 4318971 Melancholic Quest 66 Bushed, Law sleeps the day away as dreams turn to memories of tracking down Michele. Del tries to do the cooking by the book. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue 2020-07-22 0 September 2020 4427689 Melancholic Quest 67 Law gets wined and dined, and put to sleep like a big boy. Del reminisces about a conversation with Ace. 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