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January 2008
955104Mary-Sue Competition/tg/ retells their worst encounters with Mary Sues, though the OP is really tough to beat.Mary Sue2008-01-01 5 
959080Mary-Sue Competition 2Continuing the earlier thread.Mary Sue2008-01-01 1 
March 2008
1379217Ultimate Mary/Gary Sue/tg/ creates the Ultimate MarySue and unleashes her PURE ENERGY of love and peace on unsuspecting 40k Universe!40k, MarySue, epic2008-03-22 13 
1383654Ultimate Mary/Gary Sue ContinuedThe thread is continued, with OH GOD WHAT THE FUUUUCCKK40k, MarySue, epic2008-03-22 10 
May 2008
1807045Share your storya thread concerning the worst character concepts you have -ever- seen in a tabletop game.stories, mary sue, characters2008-05-25 8 
March 2009
4021443I may archive threads of questionable nature, but at least I never wrote a Drizzt fanficA thread for awful things anons did in the past: The OP sets a bar very high, however. A minor meme is created.mary sue, Drizzt, fanfic2009-03-20 10 
June 2009
4763422Romantic encounters in Baldur's Gate 2An enlightening discussion about romantic companions in BG2BG2, fanfic, mary sue2009-06-04 5 
4993479Terrible Games Masters/tg/ shares Games Master horror stories, including the stories of Vincent and the Fist of the North Dragonstar.bad gm roleplaying vampire mary sue2009-06-25 3 
5012785Terrible Games Masters Part 2Actually continued in the "Dragonborn death By snoo-snoo" thread just above this. In turn, this is the actual death by snoo-snoo thread.mary sue, horror stories, gm, stories2009-06-27 2 
July 2009
518615853rd Annual Blackguard ConventionEvil overlords, necromancers, and all-around jerks gather around to talk about all those pesky paladins, raising skeletons, and unhealthy relations with swords. Also includes some dispute with the Fighters Guild over who booked the convention hall, ending in a football game.Roleplay, evil, conventions, mary sue2009-07-18 11 
March 2010
8381512Eclipse Phase in the Mass Effect Universe PartVThe speculation continues. Much more is talked on the actual status of the System Alliance and its effectiveness. Thread slightly de-railed over accusations of Transhumans being Mary-sues. Also Quarian fapfiction pasta.Eclipse Phase, Transhumanity, Mass Effect,TITANS,Mary Sue,finger quotes, fapfiction2010-03-04 5 
8400276mary sue generator EXTREME editionA mary sue generator table is made for lulz. Ends up in /tg/ realizing how awesome mary sue concepts can be.mary sue, table, character2010-03-04 3 
8626939Dwarfs vs Drowtales/tg/ decides to show Drowtales Mary Sue drow the true awesomeness of dorfinessDorf, Drow Tales, Mary Sue2010-03-17 12 
April 2010
9079169Discworld with GURPS/tg/ teaches a troll about the beauty of Discworld and GURPSfemanon GURPS discworld troll mary sue2010-04-09 -3 
June 2010
10401727Star Trek Space Marine What happens when a Space Marine becomes first officer aboard the USS Enterprise from TNG Hilarity ensuesStar Trek, Space Marine, Bolter, Pauldrons, Hilarity Ensues, Picard, Worf, Riker, Penis Diplomacy2010-06-10 20 
10674975Counter Mary-Suing Freeform RP'sAnon discusses past experiences with freeform RP's and stories are shared of revolution against speshul snowflakes.roleplay, freeform, Mary Sue2010-06-23 12 
October 2010
12443066Mary Sue ThreadStories of terrible Mary Sues and the poor players who have to suffer through them.Mary Sue, That Guy, Story, Stories2010-10-15 13 
November 2010
12791286/tg/'s Mary Sue/tg/ plays a game to make the greatest Sue of them all, Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. Lols are had by all.Awesome, Mary Sue, character2010-11-14 34 
12797345Mary Sue Writeup Part 2Mary Sue goes to Gensokyo! Meets Rumia. Bad luck, eh?Mary Sue2010-11-15 3 
12831695mary sues, the horror, and how to deal with themExamples of the most horrible mary sues /tg/ can summon forth - and an epic story of how to deal with one: let the other players hummilate it!mary sue, epic, horror,2010-11-18 2 
12959951NPC CharactersA nostalgic look at some of the greatest characters in /tg/ related video-game history. Also, Mary Sue hijack ensues as Anon brings a few terrible mods to light.BG, NPC, Baldurs Gate, Mary Sue, Infinity Engine2010-11-29 5 
January 2011
13343822Battle-Brother Marcus Flavius of the Starship EnterpriseExchange program trades Riker for an Imperial Fist battle-brother. Hilarity and awesome ensue.Marcus Flavius, 40k, star trek, crossover, hilarity ensues2011-01-01 6 
13492769Space Opera BBEG Asks For AdviceHe's a brain in a robot with psychic powers, three planets to start with, and some Mary Sues and Furfags to kill. And he need's /tg/s help to do it.Space Opera, Space, Opera, Scifi, Help, Advice, Mary Sue, Furfag, Lasers, FTL2011-01-12 9 
13722924Attack from the SuesA destroyed world where Sues control everything.Mary Sue2011-01-31 35 
March 2011
14077407Touhou RPG: Tale of Phantasmal LandStep 1) Post a large and pretty PDF with Touhou selling point. Step 2) Mathfags, rollfags, roleplayers, Touhoufags converge. Step 3) Critiques and RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEG. But you have to admit... It's a fairly well done PDF. Let this be a lesson for all those ambitious homebrew makers: Yo shit gonna be picked.touhou toho homebrew rpg critique roleplaying rollplaying pdf d6 rpg rage system testing balance shitstorm fantasy mary_sue magic rules 2011-03-01 16 
14096871Touhou RPG: Tale of Phantasmal Land - Part 2Continuation of previous thread. /tg/ continues to balancing efforts and fixing shit. Autistic samefag from previous sages again.touhou, toho, homebrew, rpg, critique, roleplaying, rollplaying, pdf, d6, rpg,, system, testing, balance, balancing, fix, fixing, fantasy, mary sue, magic, rules, getting shit done2011-03-02 8 
April 2011
14487824The most Groan-inducing character concepts you've ever seen.This exciting thread goes into excruciating detail of what happens to some Mary Sues when they cross the wrong GMs. Also Mary Sue weapons that make you want to cry.D&D, Mary Sue, Trickster, Weapons2011-04-06 10 
May 2011
14871818Jackie vs the world.A PC in a world that just hates PCs. Eventually he breaks the DM's bullshit in half and frees himself.THAT DM, Maenads, Mary-sue, Storytime, Gestalt, Escape2011-05-10 21 
June 2011
15256952Mary Sue ChapterMore perfect than the Ultramarines, deadlier than the Grey Knights and smarter than the Alphas. These battle sisters have geneseed from every 1st founding legion, and are the greatest of them all.Female marines, girls, mary sue, deathwatch, heresy, awesome, perfect, chapter creation, Warhammer, Emperor2011-06-14 12 
15267522Golden Aquilas 2Continuing creation of a Mary Sue marine chapter.Female marines, girls, mary sue, deathwatch, heresy, awesome, perfect, chapter creation, Warhammer, Emperor, Half-eldar, troll, awful, horrible2011-06-15 10 
15278303Golden Aquilas 3More horribly beautiful writefaggotry and Sue creation.Female marines, girls, mary sue, heresy, awesome, perfect, chapter creation, Warhammer, Emperor, Half-eldar, awful, horrible, kawaii, custodes2011-06-16 10 
15287443Golden Aquilas 4More writefaggotry, including the tale of the Aquila's only ever male marine.Female marines, girls, mary sue, heresy, awesome, perfect, chapter creation, Warhammer, Emperor, Half-eldar, awful, horrible, kawaii, custodes, Golden Aquilas2011-06-17 10 
15350349Golden Aquilas 5Crunch gets done and a rival warband of Chaos Sues is created.Female marines, girls, mary sue, heresy, awesome, perfect, chapter creation, Warhammer, Emperor, Half-eldar, awful, horrible, kawaii, custodes, Golden Aquilas2011-06-23 7 
September 2011
16170120The Inheritance Cycle/Eragon: "Don't do this in your DnD campaign" guideWant a good DnD campaign? Just see what they do in Eragon, and don't do that. Also series discussionEragon, Inheritance Cycle, Mary Sue, Elf, Dragon 2011-09-04 10 
16264580/tg/ helps the OP kill off his former party.Good trap ideas ensue.Dnd, 3.5, traps, mary sue, TPK2011-09-12 6 
October 2011
16511386The Editors: A Setting In ProgressOP has an idea about sending agents in to remove Mary Sues from canon settings. A few like-minded Anons later, a meta-fanfiction setting is born.game design, world building, discussion, planes, Mary Sue, settings, metafiction, game ideas, 2011-10-04 22 
16529282The Editors IIWe continue world-building our freshly popularized meta-fanfiction campaign setting.game design, world building, discussion, planes, Mary Sue, settings, metafiction, game ideas2011-10-06 10 
16534941/tg/ MetaQuestAfter all the talk of the Editors versus the Sues, one anon creates this Quest. THe local metaverse sector has been warped, and we use our poor funding to recruit some Starship Troopers, Spike Spiegel and Ibram Gaunt to investigate./tg/, Editors, Spike, Spiegel, Ibram, Gaunt, Meta, Multiverse, cruiser, Orz, mary sue, fixer, /tg/ starship troopers, UNIT, SPC2011-10-06 23 
16677642Zerg Quest LVIIIThe mighty, conquering Swarm asks, "Yo, Bromo Sapiens. What's up?"Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, d100 botch, Far too silly, hilarity ensues2011-10-20 10 
December 2011
17316672The Editors IIIContinued development of the setting, incorporating elements from /tg/ Meta Quest. The Cold War with the TSAB is lightly touched upon, and relations with the other Meta-aware factions.game design, world building, discussion, planes, Mary Sue, settings, metafiction, game ideas, Editors, The Editors2011-12-24 8 
May 2012
19154225Freeform RP invasion part 2/tg/'s assault continues, with three techpriests and a cyborg ninja at the helm.freeform, invasion, mary sue,2012-05-19 11 
June 2012
19447851/tg/ Meta Quest 81DRIVE ME CLOSER! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY LOGIC. Lots of progress is made in solving problems through talking.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, Ah! My Goddess, Ahriman, Warhammer, Belldandy, Skuld, SUE, Logic, Rynex is a Weeaboo2012-06-12 13 
July 2012
19741278Zerg Quest XCIIFollowing the crossover and a major battle, the Swarm discusses its future. Also, Zerg World.Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Major surgery, Daddy issues, Zerg World, Amusement park IN SPACE2012-07-05 7 
19766361Freeform TaleOp and his friends have made actual good characters in an online Play-by-Post freeform game that's full of Mary Sues. Sit back and watch the magic happen.Freeform, Posting, Mary Sue, Bullshit Powers, OOC Knowledge, Poor Spelling2012-07-08 25 
August 2012
20377838Mary Sue the RPG/tg/ is presented with a request for Mary Sue art. RPG PDF for playing sues is in the works.Homebrew, Mary Sue, Character Art2012-08-19 6 
November 2012
21596785Mary Sue Horror Stories/tg/ talks about Mary Sues encountered in online RPsMary Sue, horror stories2012-11-16 7 
January 2013
22551419Mary Sue disasters (with Richard Priapus )/tg/ swaps stories of mary sues from across the internet, anon steps up with the funniest RP derailing character seen in a long timefreeform RP, RP, Role-play, Mary, Sue, Richard, Priapus, funny, hilarious2013-01-13 58 
22564075Richard Fontaine 2: Electric BoogalooContinued trolling of Kidzworld starring Richard Fontaine, son of Priapus.freeform RP, RP, Role-play, Mary, Sue, Richard, Priapus, funny, hilarious2013-01-13 38 
22570344Richard Fontaine 3: Cuhrayzee EditionContinued trolling of Kidzworld starring Richard Fontaine, son of Priapus.freeform RP, RP, Role-play, Mary, Sue, Richard, Priapus, funny, hilarious2013-01-14 25 
22570276/tg/ Infiltrates Chicken SmoothieInspired by the most holy Richard Fontaine, fa/tg/uys plan a perilous mission to go undercover into places most foul.Chicken Smoothie, Mary Sues, Memes, Infiltration, Crusade, Stupid, Butterfly Wolves2013-01-14 7 
22795577Richard Fontaine 4: The Dick of Astral FireContinued trolling of Kidzworld starring Richard Fontaine, son of Priapus.freeform RP, RP, Role-play, Mary, Sue, Richard, Priapus, funny, hilarious2013-01-26 22 
February 2013
23035776/tg/ Meta Quest: The Last Library 1A scout team of the Free Towns hears news of a library calling for help in the heart of a mary sue nation.Collective Game, Last Library, Meta Quest, SUEpocalypse, mary sue, SUEs, Meta, Quest, post-apocalyptic. post apocalypse2013-02-08 9 
23095520/tg/ Meta Quest: The Last Library 2We flank and dispose of a minor pony sue while venturing further into the city.Collective Game, Last Library, Meta Quest, SUEpocalypse, mary sue, SUEs, Meta, Quest, ponies, MLP, tardchild, post-apocalyptic. post apocalypse2013-02-11 8 
23152153/tg/ Meta Quest: The Last Library 3We crawl through underground tunnels and encounter a bunch of mechs on the other side.Collective Game, Last Library, Meta Quest, SUEpocalypse, mary sue, SUEs, Meta, Quest, post-apocalyptic. post apocalypse2013-02-14 9 
23193893/tg/ Meta Quest: The Last Library 4We get caught in between mech fights and a multi-way shootout.Collective Game, Last Library, Meta Quest, SUEpocalypse, mary sue, SUEs, Meta, Quest, post-apocalyptic. post apocalypse, mechs2013-02-16 6 
23310317/tg/ Meta Quest: The Last Library 5We get past a mech fight, leave one of our guys, piss off a frenzied mob, and discover a surprise at a crash site.Collective Game, Last Library, Meta Quest, SUEpocalypse, mary sue, SUEs, Meta, Quest, post-apocalyptic. post apocalypse, mobs, mob mentality, preacher, book burning2013-02-23 0 
March 2013
23795054/tg/ Meta Quest: The Last Library 6"What are the Editors?" "LA LI LU LE LO." We find a crashed Terran Wraith. Chuck Norris, Space Ghost and GI Joe take down several Pony SUEs of the Conversion Bureau with our assistance. The Editors finally reveal themselves, and what they plan to do with Meta-Earth, and especially with the library. Collective Game, Last Library, Meta Quest, SUEpocalypse, mary sue, SUEs, Meta, Quest, post-apocalyptic. post apocalypse, Chuck Norris, Space Ghost, Ponies, MLP, Starcraft, Conversion Bureaumobs, mob mentality, book burning2013-03-22 3 
23878366tg/ Meta Quest: The Last Library 7We escape the subway and slow down the angry mob with explosives. As the mishmash team escapes on GI Joe land vehicles, they finally find the library, defended at the front by a certain Sayaka...Collective Game, Last Library, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, SUEpocalypse, mary sue, SUEs, Meta, Quest, post-apocalyptic. post apocalypse, Chuck Norris, Space Ghost, GI JOE, Starcraft, Magical Girl Noir Quest, Magical Girl, Sayaka2013-03-26 4 
23913055/tg/ Meta Quest: The Last Library 8The Editors declare Martial Law. It's a fight for the last trove of free knowledge. While multiple sides fight each other without end, more Joes pour in and the Editors deploy killer robots to quell resistance. We also learn the secret behind the Sue-pocalypse.Collective Game, Last Library, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, SUEpocalypse, mary sue, SUEs, Meta, Quest, post-apocalyptic. post apocalypse, Chuck Norris, Space Ghost, GI JOE, Starcraft, Magical Girl Noir Quest, Magical Girl, Sayaka, Martial Law, Editors, Riot2013-03-28 3 
23930866/tg/ Meta Quest: The Last Library 9We get pushed back under the Editor onslaught. The Library begins to collapse. We try to hold out until we can.Collective Game, Last Library, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, SUEpocalypse, mary sue, SUEs, Meta, Quest, post-apocalyptic. post apocalypse, Chuck Norris, Space Ghost, GI JOE, Starcraft, Magical Girl Noir Quest, Magical Girl, Sayaka, Martial Law, Editors, Riot2013-03-29 4 
23951129/tg/ Meta Quest: The Last Library 10The end. The battle. The aftermath. Things turn around for us, or not. And yet there is a silver lining waiting for us. Collective Game, Last Library, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, SUEpocalypse, mary sue, SUEs, Meta, Quest, post-apocalyptic. post apocalypse, Chuck Norris, Space Ghost, GI JOE, Starcraft, Magical Girl Noir Quest, Magical Girl, Sayaka, Martial Law, Editors, Riot, Equilibrium, Grammaton Clerics2013-03-31 6 
June 2013
25223924Sue Marines Quest 7another round of circle jerking over Reasonable Marines gone full retardcircle jerk, sue-marines, full retard, reasonable marine quest, reasonable marines, knights inductor, Collective Game2013-06-04 11 
25624074Reasonable Marine Quest AnnouncementThis quest is tearing Storm Raven apaaaart!reasonable marine quest, reasonable marines, knights inductor, Collective Game, bad ideas taken to worse conclusion, ReaSUEnable Marines, there is nothing reasonable about befriending tyranids2013-06-24 1 
November 2013
28264679Pax Mortis: Tager QuestIn two days you will be undergoing the rituals to become a hidious monster so you can kill other hideous monsters....or die in the process.Collective Game, CthulhuTech, Horror, War Band, Mommy Issues2013-11-13 22 
28300637Pax Mortis: Tager Quest Pt 2Faced with a woman from your past, the impending Rite, and the horror of becoming one with something that will live inside you....Collective Game, CthulhuTech, Horror, War Band, Body Horror, Mommy Issues2013-11-15 14 
28355446Pax Mortis: Tager Quest Part 3On the trail of an ancient mystery, you find some measure of answers, meet new and amusing people, and might just have room in your heart to comfort a friend in spite of it all. Collective Game, CthulhuTech, Horror, War Band, Body Horror, Mommy Issues2013-11-18 18 
28394768Pax Mortis: Tager Quest Part 4The Rite of Sacred Union may not be a marriage, but it is far more intimate. If you survive it. Collective Game, CthulhuTech, Horror, War Band, Body Horror, Mommy Issues2013-11-20 16 
28449699Pax Mortis: Tager Quest Part 5Anne has become one of the most powerful Tagers....but physical power won't help her with the death of a comrade and her first mission.Collective Game, CthulhuTech, Horror, War Band, Body Horror, Mommy Issues2013-11-23 15 
28524878Pax Mortis: Tager Quest Part 6Your confrontation with Yen takes a abrupt turn for the worse, and secrets are divulged. Secrets that could have an awesome toll on the Eldritch Society....Collective Game, CthulhuTech, Horror, War Band, Body Horror, Mommy Issues2013-11-27 13 
28542326Pax Mortis: Tager Quest Part 7With the horrifying death of your fellow Tager, you are left with more questions than answers. Also, perverts.Collective Game, CthulhuTech, Horror, War Band, Body Horror, Voyuer, Mommy Issues2013-11-28 16 
December 2013
28594700Pax Mortis: Tager Quest Part 8The Elder Efreet Towern answers some questions; a funeral is held; and finally...a mission briefing is begun.Collective Game, CthulhuTech, Horror, War Band, Body Horror, Mommy Issues2013-12-01 16 
28671945Pax Mortis: Tager Quest Part 9The briefing is held, and to the point, but you have at least one day to prepare....or investigate other avenues of inquiry.Collective Game, CthulhuTech, Horror, War Band, Body Horror, Mommy Issues2013-12-05 13 
28853609Pax Mortis: Tager Quest Part 10Rechert and Viss are just as lost as you are about why Yen wanted you to stay away. A gruesome discovery ensues...Collective Game, CthulhuTech, Horror, War Band, Body Horror, Mommy Issues, Gross2013-12-14 11 
28959873Pax Mortis: Tager Quest Part 11Hiding from an enemy that may or may not exist, Anne and her murder of Tagers face the facts....Collective Game, CthulhuTech, Horror, War Band, Body Horror, Mommy Issues, Dimensional Sharks2013-12-19 7 
28980969Pax Mortis: Tager Quest Part 12Prepared for battle, Anne learns what secrets Yen had...and something does come for them. But it isn't what anyone expected...Collective Game, CthulhuTech, Horror, War Band, Body Horror, Mommy Issues, Dimensional Sharks2013-12-20 10 
29016964Pax Mortis: Tager Quest Part 13Something comes through the wards, but it isn't what Anne expected. Someone has it in for her...Collective Game, CthulhuTech, Horror, War Band, Body Horror, Mommy Issues, Dimensional Sharks2013-12-22 9 
March 2014
30697620Julius Caesar is a Mary Sue/lit/ seemingly decides to take a brief trip to /tg/ and starts funposting about Roman historical figures.lit, Rome, Roman Empire, Mary Sue, Julius Caesar, Augustus, SPQR, imperialism, imperialist, imperial, history, that guy2014-03-08 5 
April 2014
31420000Freeform thread...and the story of Andrew Jacksonfreeform, mary sue, awesome, andrew jackson, eagles, freedom2014-04-13 5 
31599299Guardian Visage Quest 1A foul Miasma spawns the monstrous Adrift into the world. Standing against them are Quinn Redmond, an androgynous warrior poet, and the guardian Visage, Magdalene.Collective Game, Visage, Quinn, Magdalene, Easter Ensues 2014-04-21 2 
May 2014
31983078Pokemon Quest #49We get dressed up, play a drinking game, spend quality time training and decide to head to Sandorpissues, and play dress-up with the crew Pokemon Quest, Pokemon, gobble, Collective Game, Flute, Punk, Pokemon trainer, Cosplay2014-05-08 22 
June 2014
32686631Edgelord Design and Implementation HandbookEdited by Anonymous. /tg/ pressEdge, edgelords, mary sue, sue, sues, oc2014-06-11 2 
July 2014
33618606The Witch Paladin — Evolution of a conceptOP brings gifts from the lands of dA. /tg/ does as it's wont to do and makes it actually work.concept fix, armour, the witcher, paladin, witch, mary sue2014-07-24 4 
July 2015
41229071Raising Awareness/Writefag Training: The SUE Files Anon regales us with a tale of a DM so terrible and a setting so horrid that it beggars beliefThat Guy, That DM, Homebrew setting, Mary Sue, Storytime, DMPC2015-07-16 50 
41279526Raising Awareness/Writefag Training: The SUE Files Part 2We thought it couldn't get any worse. Holy mother of Cthulthu were we wrong. That Guy, That GM, Homebrew Setting, Mary Sue, DMPC2015-07-20 27 
41355121Raising Awareness/Writefag Training: The SUE Files Part 2SAN checks are made, insanity reigns, but finally, finally, it ends.That Guy, That DM, Homebrew setting, Mary Sue, Storytime, DMPC2015-07-21 26 
41298468DMPCs do and don'ts/tg/ discusses and regales instances in which DMs used a DMPC or a NPC, in a beneficial and/or engaging way, or as an excuse to play their special snowflake character.BBEG, DMPC, mary sue, NPC, roleplay, storytime, THAT DM2015-07-25 -2 
September 2015
42223723Mongolian Queer Literature and Techno discussionsA mary-sue thread is derailed into talk about Mongolian Queer literature and Mongolian Queer Techno. It is glorious.Mongolian queer literature, mongolian queer techno, mary sue, derailment2015-09-01 15 
May 2016
38509Melancholic QuestFacing turmoil at home, Delilah runs away and tries to survive the mean streets without getting violated.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue, homeless, Delilah, blood2016-05-07 30 
67044Melancholic Quest 2Delilah, our unfortunate runaway continues to find her place in the world. This is made a little harder by the whole drinking blood thing.streets without getting violated. Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue, homeless, Delilah, blood, depressing2016-05-10 16 
98903Melancholic Quest Part 3Delilah molests a friend in an attempt to help, finds new friends in unlikely places, and brings lost friends back in the fold.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-05-13 11 
114202Melancholic Quest 4Delilah finds lewd magazines, a secret room full of sardines, and suffering. Almost killing Lawrence, again, she agrees to let him draw her.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-05-15 10 
131868Melancholic Quest 5Delilah becomes drunk and belligerent, initiating a series of poor choices and almost succumbing to the bloodlust. Also, a mystery appears.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-05-19 11 
146992Melancholic Quest 6Overcoming her craving, Delilah proceeds to make everyone uncomfortable while Lawrence is a good boy and should not be bullied.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-05-21 12 
160852Melancholic Quest 7Interrogating mom, Delilah ends up with more questions than answers and almost gives her grandmother a heart attack. Lawrence is a good boy.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-05-24 7 
176466Melancholic Quest 8Mistakes are made, sending Delilah into severe depression. Lawrence goes on mission to make up for his mistakes and get Delilah back.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-05-27 12 
189861Melancholic Quest 9Delilah gets better and interacts with people for Christmas, but things take a turn for the disheartening.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-05-31 7 
June 2016
205510Melancholic Quest 10We get chased by a black car, meet Timmy's mom, and find out grandma's disappeared. We attend a dinner theater and meet Mr. Faraway again.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-06-03 7 
215369Melancholic Quest 11Returning to the school only to find it abandoned, Delilah winds up high on oxy. She also gets to deal with bleeding and general discomfort.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-06-07 9 
231365Melancholic Quest 12Delilah goes to the mall and makes an unlikely friend. She also gets a very quick and rude lesson in the female reproductive system.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-06-12 10 
243079Melancholic Quest 13Delilah watches the New Year's Eve fireworks with her beau. Lawrence disappears in the morning, only to return bruised and battered.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-06-15 11 
258284Melancholic Quest 14We tend to Lawrence's injuries and learn that Nancy lied to us about fried eggs. We also do something we regret.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-06-19 6 
274993Melancholic Quest 15Still filled with regret and an imbalance of hormones, we visit dad's grave and later get upset at Lawrence. We do more things we regret.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-06-23 5 
295401Melancholic Quest 16We spend the day as Lawrence and gain new insights into his life. Later we're forced to evacuate from the apartments and hide at Al's clubMelancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-06-28 6 
July 2016
309952Melancholic Quest 17We try to make up our mistake to Lawrence with breakfast and spend hours cooped up inside. Later, everything starts falling apart.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-07-01 6 
325342Melancholic Quest 18Barely escaping Bower's attention, we meet a racist cabbie and stay the night at Mr. Faraway's club. Lawrence bottles up his emotions.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-07-06 6 
341652Melancholic Quest 19Tracked down by Bower's goons, we're forced to flee. Everything goes pear-shaped and we maim a guy.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-07-14 5 
363955Melancholic Quest 20After holing up at a VFW post, we get scared and lost, and lie to a cop to avoid being taken to the station. A difficult question is posed.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-07-21 5 
391501Melancholic Quest 21We chill at Sharron's theater and go spelunking, hearing things we probably shouldn't.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-07-28 6 
August 2016
416740Melancholic Quest 22To keep us safe while the rest of the group relocates, Sam has us hide in a hotel room. Alone.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-08-04 6 
470560Melancholic Quest 23Lawrence visits, having an adverse reaction to a drug, and we make him talk. We also meet a sharp P.I. hired by grandma, maybe.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-08-23 5 
September 2016
500759Melancholic Quest 24We stay with John at the VA hospital and reminisce about our family. When John is discharged and Sam doesn't show, we leave to find a guy.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-09-04 5 
529132Melancholic Quest 25We talk with John about guilt and our sanguinary disorder. Learning about street rot, we continue our journey with a gimp and a queen.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-09-12 5 
562214Melancholic Quest 26Meeting back up with the group, we discover several missing but try for normalcy. We learn about drugs and why John chews.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-09-19 5 
597494Melancholic Quest 27Delilah left at a cliffhanger, Lawrence seizes one of the few jobs he can and is posed with a number of moral quandaries.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-09-29 5 
October 2016
662087Melancholic Quest 28John springs a leak and Delilah helps fix it, then sneaks away to get her fix. Tensions get high and more lies are told to the neighbors.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-10-14 2 
November 2016
753487Melancholic Quest 30With Delilah suffering an emotional breakdown, we step into Lawrence's shoes and try to calm her. John acts odd.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-11-03 2 
784572Melancholic Quest 31Delilah too despondent for much of anything, Lawrence stays in focus with a trip down memory lane.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-11-12 2 
828955Melancholic Quest 32Lawrence opens up to the group, to their surprise. He later lets John rage out, his fear for Delilah's well-being overwhelming him.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-11-23 2 
December 2016
871450Melancholic Quest 33Marilyn falls sick, Mabel offers plot exposition, and a mysterious guy leaves something for Delilah.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-12-05 2 
906289Melancholic Quest 34Everyone meets Crockett and Bower's goons track down the Good Hope hideout. Chaos ensues.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-12-13 2 
940308Melancholic Quest 35Escaping Bower's goons, Crockett sacrifices himself after a rookie cop spots Delilah. Lawrence brings Delilah to hide at his parents'.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2016-12-24 2 
January 2017
1002117Melancholic Quest 36A brief respite, Lawrence stays on edge and sleeps poorly. We try to carry our weight while Del stays inside, hidden from the world.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2017-01-10 2 
1032491Melancholic Quest 37We go out for groceries and reach out to Crockett, then get confronted with old memories. Repeatedly.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2017-01-20 2 
February 2017
1162320Melancholic Quest 38Law sells some pills and gets the tape deck fixed. He also breaks the news about Michele to his parents.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2017-02-23 2 
March 2017
1199873Melancholic Quest 39Lawrence meets with Crockett and it's revealed Bower's depravity knows no bounds. Needing to run soon, he tries getting the cash he's oweMelancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2017-03-06 2 
1235660Delilah's Birthday Quest-OneshotThe one-year celebratory oneshot quest for Melancholic QuestMelancholic Quest, birthday, aCowboyNamedSue2017-03-07 1 
1280639Delilah's Birthday Quest-Oneshot Part TwoSecond part of the MQ one-year anniversary oneshot.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2017-03-29 2 
April 2017
1315540Delilah's Birthday Quest-Oneshot Part ThreeThird part of the MQ one-year anniversary oneshot.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2017-04-07 1 
May 2017
1402015Melancholic Quest 40Del deals with some emotional turmoil, and Law is forced to run out to pick up Crockett and a ride through the danger zone ensues.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2017-05-06 1 
1433846Melancholic Quest 41Bower's goons track us down, along with Bower who has completely lost his marbles. Situation escalates and Lawrence gets shot.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2017-05-17 1 
1470784Melancholic Quest 42Brief thread where Lawrence gets patched up and we get to grandma's place.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2017-05-27 2 
June 2017
1545551Melancholic Quest 43We learn about Del's mom's condition, grandma's, where some of our friends are, and that Del needs more practice in the kitchen.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2017-06-17 1 
August 2017
1716788Melancholic Quest 44Delilah gets a physical, learns more about her grandfather, and how to use a handgun.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2017-08-09 1 
January 2018
2206533Melancholic Quest 45We pay mom a visit, now more lucid, and a nurse insinuates everything's not as it seems.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2018-01-17 1 
February 2018
2243393Melancholic Quest 46Cammy brings Del back to the range, and withdrawal rears its ugly head again as her birthday comes around.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2018-02-02 1 
2301981Melancholic Quest 47Del discovers Ace is investigating missing girls. With a surprise party and a pretty cake, Del gets her drink on. Birthday cuddles ensue.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2018-02-24 1 
April 2018
2402296Melancholic Quest 48Ace brings Del out for some fresh air while getting supplies, a detour turns everything to shit.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2018-04-03 1 
2449157Melancholic Quest 49We make it home safe, have a nightmare, and meet Brandi chained in the kitchen.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2018-04-20 2 
May 2018
2563745Melancholic Quest 50Grandma guides us to a hidden safe in case we ever need to evacuate, there's also hidden passage under the floorboards with a cold draft.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2018-05-30 1 
July 2018
2660484Melancholic Quest 51With the mystery of the tunnel solved, Delilah is haunted by paranoid thoughts and questions the loyalties of those around her.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2018-07-02 1 
August 2018
2764001Melancholic Quest 52Delilah tries to grill everyone at the safe house and the search for more secrets continues.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2018-08-12 1 
September 2018
2889712Melancholic Quest 53We recall the days surrounding grandpa's death, and Ace poses a troubling 'what if' question, one that could see us separated from Law.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2018-09-30 1 
November 2018
3030757Melancholic Quest 54One messed-up dream later, we spend as much of the day as possible with Lawrence. Quick plans need to be laid to visit mom.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2018-11-23 2 
March 2019
3274933Melancholic Quest 55Visiting mom, it becomes clear she's not there because she needs to be. We're brought to an old friend of grandpa's for grandma's sake.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2019-03-03 1 
April 2019
3421138Melancholic Quest 56We're posed with grandpa's legacy, much to Camilla's chagrin. Lawrence behaves oddly when we're not around. Ace overestimates his toleraMelancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2019-04-23 1 
June 2019
3540437Melancholic Quest 57Exploring again, Del finds something odd hidden away since grandpa was alive. Ace gets overprotective.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2019-06-18 1 
July 2019
3619618Melancholic Quest 58Ace plays driving instructor during an errand and brings up mom's sister over lunch. A bout of nostalgia turns sour.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2019-07-15 1 
October 2019
3804130Melancholic Quest 59Del gets an update on grandma and Ace takes issue with her feeling safer with Lawrence. Law has bad trips down memory lane.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2019-10-01 0 
November 2019
3871720Melancholic Quest 60On his way to his parents, Law's mind constantly races into the past, to the night he ruined everything.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2019-11-02 0 
December 2019
3930705Melancholic Quest 61Saying goodbye to his parents and hoping he'll see them again some day, Lawrence continues on his caper and almost screws the pooch.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2019-12-09 0 
March 2020
4070190Melancholic Quest 62Rather than justify his violent mishap to Ace, Law lets Cammy do it while he spends time with Del. Later, torture porn commences.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2020-03-01 2 
4129508Melancholic Quest 63Getting answers out of Alex, Law and Cammy move to grab someone not nearly as easily swayed by physical violence. Cammy isn't coping well.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2020-03-31 0 
April 2020
4173149Melancholic Quest 64With a professional dealing with the interrogation, Law gets to play cop with Palmer and Palmer gets to feel a bit alive again.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2020-04-22 0 
June 2020
4279159Melancholic Quest 65Exhaustion, pain, and stress sends Law down for the count. With pills and ordered to rest, Jones brings Law back to the compound.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2020-06-23 1 
July 2020
4318971Melancholic Quest 66Bushed, Law sleeps the day away as dreams turn to memories of tracking down Michele. Del tries to do the cooking by the book.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2020-07-22 0 
September 2020
4427689Melancholic Quest 67Law gets wined and dined, and put to sleep like a big boy. Del reminisces about a conversation with Ace.Melancholic Quest, aCowboyNamedSue2020-09-28 0 
December 2020
4552369Get Off My Lawn: A Wizard's TaleZod, a muscle wizard of the 5th Caliber, returns to his tower to discover that a pesky village has sprung up around it. get off my lawn, a wizard's tale, wizard, muscle wizard, watdo, hilarity ensues2020-12-30 1 
May 2021
4728809Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme #2GBDNATE, madscience, monstergirls, genderbender, psychicLeo Moreau infiltrates a middle school in the disguise of an exchange student! Complications ensue...2021-05-03 1 
September 2021
4957209HELP WANTED! Yet Another Facility Management QuestYou're an amnesiac administrator tasked with running one of P-Company's latest facilities. Only coffee is keeping you sane.Administrator, Collective Game, Lobotomy Corporation, Fan Quest, Please don't sue me HeartQM, Coffee Addiction 2021-09-21 24 
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