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June 2015
40700035Cognis Quest 1Our Protagonist, Sergei steals the experimental super mecha: Cognis, so he can pawn it off for dosh.Cognis Quest, Collective Game, mech, skirmish quest, bullet hell, tacticool2015-06-20 7 
40760715Cognis Quest 2Sergei meets up with his partners in crime: Lev and Anya. Together they escape Surden Nevik. Cognis Quest, Collective Game, mech, skirmish quest, bullet hell, tacticool2015-06-23 5 
40800361Cognis Quest 3Our crew set up camp in an abandoned factory. Dialogue and exposition ensue.Cognis Quest, Collective Game, mech, skirmish quest, bullet hell, tacticool2015-06-25 2 
July 2015
40947033Cognis Quest 4The Cognis faces down a black ops team in an abandoned factory.Cognis Quest, Collective Game, mech, skirmish quest, bullet hell, tacticool, Cognis2015-07-01 2 
41075043Cognis Quest 4.5We play the Black Ops team and Foeskodal Army against each other then make our escape.Cognis Quest, Collective Game, mech, skirmish quest, bullet hell, tacticool, Cognis2015-07-07 2 
41302743Cognis Quest 5We make camp near the city of Glesk, Anya leaves us to contact the Zanvrans, while we agree to perform a little side job for some better equipment.Cognis Quest, Collective Game, mech, skirmish quest, bullet hell, tacticool, Cognis2015-07-19 1 
41370655Cognis Quest 6Sergei and Lev face off against some hired goons at the bar.Cognis Quest, Collective Game, mech, skirmish quest, bullet hell, tacticool, Cognis2015-07-22 2 
41455297Cognis Quest 7Segei and Lev make good on their deal with Dvorak.Cognis Quest, Collective Game, mech, skirmish quest, bullet hell, tacticool, Cognis2015-07-26 1 
41544928Cognis Quest 75.The Cognis faces off against a pair of deadly mercenaries, and we get our first upgrade.Cognis Quest, Collective Game, mech, skirmish quest, bullet hell, tacticool, Cognis2015-07-30 1 
August 2015
41626316Cognis Quest 8We switch to Anya's perspective for a little while and learn a bit about her past before escaping a black ops team in the present day.Cognis Quest, Collective Game, mech, skirmish quest, bullet hell, tacticool, Cognis2015-08-03 3 
41670204Cognis Quest 9We fight to link up with Anya, while cloaked Black Ops units ambushes us in the industrial sector. Also: The AESR Rep becomes our truck driver.Cognis Quest, Collective Game, mech, skirmish quest, bullet hell, tacticool, Cognis2015-08-05 2 
41810629Cognis Quest 10We make camp in a forest, get to know Sang and kill a giant turtle.Cognis Quest, Collective Game, mech, skirmish quest, bullet hell, tacticool, Cognis2015-08-12 2 
41891525Cognis Quest 11Team Cognis fucks up, and it's up to the ruthless mercenaries of the Blood Dragons PMC to save them.Cognis Quest, Collective Game, mech, skirmish quest, bullet hell, tacticool, Cognis2015-08-16 2 
42109415Cognis Quest 12Sergei and company plan their next move.Cognis Quest, Collective Game, mech, skirmish quest, bullet hell, tacticool, Cognis2015-08-27 2 
42195873Cognis Quest 13Sergei and Sang infiltrate an FAF supply base to try and get an IFF transponder.Cognis Quest, Collective Game, mech, skirmish quest, bullet hell, tacticool, Cognis2015-08-31 2 
September 2015
42239249Cognis Quest 14Lev and Anya have to pull Sergei and Sang out of the fire.Cognis Quest, Collective Game, mech, skirmish quest, bullet hell, tacticool, Cognis2015-09-03 2 
42380714Cognis Quest 15In which we get ambushed by IF peacekeepers.Cognis Quest, Collective Game, mech, skirmish quest, bullet hell, tacticool, Cognis2015-09-09 1 
42419503Cognis Quest 16We fuck up the Peace Keeper's shit and get high caliber cannon rounds to the face.Cognis Quest, Collective Game, mech, skirmish quest, bullet hell, tacticool, Cognis2015-09-11 2 
42602748Cognis Quest 17We get ambushed while performing repairs in the woods.Cognis Quest, Collective Game, mech, skirmish quest, bullet hell, tacticool, Cognis2015-09-20 3 
October 2015
42851844Cognis Quest 18The Final Act, where we face off against Proxy; a second super mech made by the manufacturers of Cognis.Cognis Quest, Collective Game, mech, skirmish quest, bullet hell, tacticool, Cognis2015-10-02 2 
November 2015
43396293Mech Quest Halloween 2015: Perils of the Ponderous Pumpkin PillagersOn Halloween a brave band of Mercs take their mecha on a rescue mission... But not all is as it seems!Cognis Quest, Collective Game, Halloween, Mech, 2015-11-01 5 
December 2015
43986517Mecha Mercs Skirmish Quest: Beta MissionA band of merc pilots assault a mountain stronghold. Cognis, mech, tacticool, skirmish, quest, collective game, robots2015-12-05 2 
January 2016
44647354Mecha Mercs Skirmish Quest: Beta Mission 2A band of Elite mercs gets contracted by the bombastic Haxton Guye to perform industrial sabotage on the A.E.S.R corporation.Cognis, mech, mercs, mecha, tacticool, skirmish, quest, collective game, robots2016-01-09 2 
45051039Mecha Mercs Skirmish Quest: Mission 1War comes to the great interior desert. The Legend of the Camel Corps begins.Cognis, mech, mercs, mecha, tacticool, skirmish, quest, collective game, robots2016-01-28 3 
February 2016
45135307Mecha Mercs Skirmish Quest: Mission 2The Camel Corps attack a pair of heavily armoured assault servers.mecha, mercs, mech, Cognis, Collective Game, tacticool, skirmish2016-02-01 2 
45279676Mecha Mercs Skirmish Quest: Mission 3The Caramel Camel Corps undertake their biggest mission yet: An attack on an Anuncian FOB servicing a giant land carrier.Cognis, Collective Game, Mech, Mecha Mercs, tacticool2016-02-08 3 
45308607Mecha Mercs Skirmish Quest: Mission 3 part 2Despite multiple setbacks and horrendous bad luck the Camel Corps grind the Anuncians into the dust, but at what cost.Cognis, Collective Game, Mech, Mecha Mercs, tacticool, skirmish2016-02-12 3 
45394420Mecha Mercs: Hanger Thread 1The Caramel Camel Corps become subsidiaries of Noblesse Oblige and proceed to spend their big pay out on new gear.mecha, mercs, mech, Cognis, Collective Game, tacticool, skirmish2016-02-16 2 
45516067Mecha Mercs Skirmish Quest: Mission 4The Caramel Camel Corps get a taste of real war and sustain their first casualty.Mecha Mercs,mecha, mercs, mech, Cognis, Collective Game, tacticool, skirmish2016-02-22 3 
45583238Mecha Mercs Skirmish Quest: Mission 4 part 2The 3C finish off the 2nd wave. Back at base they pay tribute to their fallen comrade and decide their next move.Cognis, Collective Game, Mech, Mecha Mercs, tacticool, skirmish2016-02-26 3 
March 2016
45798844Mecha Mercs Skirmish Quest: Mission 5The Caramel Camel Corps take on some police work from the IF and move to apprehend an arms dealer.Cognis, Collective Game, Mech, Mecha Mercs, tacticool, skirmish2016-03-08 2 
45882007Mecha Mercs Skirmish Quest: Mission 5 part 2The Arms Dealer escapes, but the 3C still get a decent payout.Mecha Mercs,mecha, mercs, mech, Cognis, Collective Game, tacticool, skirmish2016-03-11 1 
45945451Mecha Mercs Skirmish Quest: Hanger ThreadMore stuff to buy and the 3C is approached by some mysterious new employers.Cognis, Collective Game, Mech, Mecha Mercs, tacticool, skirmish2016-03-12 1 
46052428Mecha Mercs Skirmish Quest: Hanger ThreadMore shopping and rules clarificationsMecha Mercs,mecha, mercs, mech, Cognis, Collective Game, tacticool, skirmish2016-03-17 2 
46096012Mecha Mercs Skirmish Quest: Mission 6The 3C decide to do the IF's dirty work.Mecha Mercs,mecha, mercs, mech, Cognis, Collective Game, tacticool, skirmish2016-03-20 3 
46165453Mecha Mercs Skirmish Quest: Hanger ThreadThe 3C get contacts in the black market and promptly buy illegal things.Cognis, Collective Game, Mech, Mecha Mercs, tacticool, skirmish2016-03-26 2 
46311613Mecha Mercs Skirmish Quest: Mission 6The 3C deploy to protect the Principality and face an onslaught of tanks.Mecha Mercs,mecha, mercs, mech, Cognis, Collective Game, tacticool, skirmish2016-03-30 1 
April 2016
46347842Mecha Mercs Skirmish Quest: Mission 6 part 2The battle for the Principality continues and the despite inflicting massive casualties on the enemy, the defense line starts to falter.Cognis, Collective Game, Mech, Mecha Mercs, tacticool, skirmish2016-04-03 2 
46632314Mecha Mercs Skirmish Quest: Mission 6 part 3The NORD armored assault is repelled and the 3C consider their next move.Cognis, Collective Game, Mech, Mecha Mercs, tacticool, skirmish2016-04-17 1 
July 2016
48024743Mecha Mercs Skirmish Quest: Hanger ThreadAfter a long hiatus, 3C is back, and it's members organize for the next mission.Cognis, Collective Game, Mech, Mecha Mercs, tacticool, skirmish2016-07-02 5 
48153739Mecha Mercs Skirmish Mission 8/9The Mad Kaus are put down and several people step on a mine.Cognis, Collective Game, Mech, Mecha Mercs, tacticool, skirmish2016-07-11 3 
48238231Mecha Mercs Skirmish Mission 9 part 2The Mountain stronghold is slowly and painfully cleared out. Mech, Merc, Collective Game, Mecha Mercs, Cognis, tacticool, skirmish2016-07-15 2 
48300893Mecha Mercs Skirmish Hanger ThreadThe 3C honour their dead and the command structure gets reorganized.Mech, Merc, Collective Game, Mecha Mercs, Cognis, tacticool, skirmish2016-07-17 3 
48338349Mecha Mercs Skirmish Hanger ThreadThe 3C consider their options and organize for their next deployment.Mech, Merc, Collective Game, Mecha Mercs, Cognis, tacticool, skirmish2016-07-21 2 
48386710Mecha Mercs Skirmish Mission 10The 3C escort a refugee convoy and pwn some bandits.Cognis, Collective Game, Mech, Mecha Mercs, tacticool, skirmish2016-07-25 2 
48451308Mecha Mercs Skirmish Mission 11The 3C raid a suburban distillery and encounter their first B.O.S.SCognis, Collective Game, Mech, Mecha Mercs, tacticool, skirmish2016-07-29 2 
August 2016
48516474Mecha Mercs Skirmish Mission 11 part 2 and Mission 12The second part of the B.O.S.S fight and raid while the recruits get their first mission escorting a Red Crux charity teamCognis, Collective Game, Mech, Mecha Mercs, tacticool, skirmish2016-08-04 3 
48653807Mecha Mercs Skirmish Hanger ThreadA nuke has been dropped, nothing is the same and the 3C argue furiously over the course their future will take.Cognis, Collective Game, Mech, Mecha Mercs, tacticool, skirmish2016-08-10 2 
48844446Mecha Mercs Skirmish Mission 13The 3C attempt to capture an arms dealerCognis, Collective Game, Mech, Mecha Mercs, tacticool, skirmish2016-08-25 6 
September 2016
49071539Mecha Mercs Skirmish Mission 14The 3C prepare to defend the HQ of the International Desert Task Force from a Zanvran assault.Cognis, Collective Game, Mech, Mecha Mercs, tacticool, skirmish2016-09-06 2 
49200368Mecha Mercs Skirmish Mission 14 part 2The defence is wrapped up and the 3C pause to mull over the implications.Cognis, Collective Game, Mech, Mecha Mercs, tacticool, skirmish2016-09-10 2 
49420254Mecha Mercs Skirmish Mission 15The 3C nab Dr. Ammerit and discover the truth about the ongoing war.Mecha, Mercs, Collective Game, tacticool, skirmish, Cognis, mech2016-09-28 4 
January 2017
997469Mecha Mercs Skirmish Remastered (Beta 1)A band of mercs is contracted to assault a heavily fortified holding pen for giant turkeys. Scrap metal and giblets ensue.Mecha, Mercs, Collective Game, tacticool, skirmish, Cognis, mech2017-01-10 1 
1032985Mecha Mercs Skirmish Mission Remastered Beta 1 part2The turkeys are freed and a small discussion about the new system takes place.Mecha, Mercs, Collective Game, tacticool, skirmish, Cognis, mech2017-01-18 1 
March 2017
1203319E.V.A Skirmish BetaSome random guys brutalize drones as part of a training scenario.EVA, Collective Game, skirmish, tacticool, cognis, space, sidescrolling, zero G2017-03-07 2 
April 2017
1326099MOE Drone SkirmishCute robots kill vegetable monsters, there are also giant mobile factories.collective game, skirmish, moe, drone, cognis, tacticool, pumpkin2017-04-09 2 
July 2017
1608645E.V.A Beta 2Power armour contractors deploy to a comet and encounter infested miners!collective game, skirmish, EVA, tacticool, power armour, cognis2017-07-01 1 
December 2017
2147638E.V.A Skirmish Beta 3Civil War erupts and mercs seize control of an enemy drone carrier.collective game, skirmish, eva, tacticool, cognis, power armour, E.V.A2017-12-23 1 
September 2018
2894714Moe Drone Skirmish 3The Moe Drones return, and the mission to save crawlers Fis'kiire and Akolon commences.collective game, moe drone, cognis, skirmish, pumpkin, tacticool2018-09-30 2 
October 2018
2944977Moe Drone Skirmish 3(part2)The mission to save the Fis'kiire goes horribly wrong and the Amida is forced to retreat.Collective Game, Moe Drone, skirmish, cognis2018-10-14 1 
November 2018
3025142Moe Drone Skrimish 3 part 3The crew of the Akolon fight for survival in the heart of veggie territory.Collective Game, Moe Drone, Moe, Drone, skirmish, cognis, tacticool2018-11-17 1 
July 2019
3636691Moe Drone Skirmish: Operation Coldfront 1Our commanders and their moe drones must fix crawler Nabaal's engines and return to base, but can they drive responsibly?collective game, moe drone, cognis, skirmish, pumpkin, tacticool2019-07-15 1 
August 2019
3679295Moe Drone Skirmish: Operation Coldfront 2Our commanders must drive the Nabaal back to base and find an AWOL commando droid. All while fending off killer onions and potatoes.collective game, moe drone, cognis, skirmish, pumpkin, tacticool2019-08-01 1 
October 2019
3876049Mega Mercs: Operation Booty CallIn world that is familiar but different, a group of mercenaries must seize a set of oil rigs from desert pirates.Collective Game, Cognis, tacticool, mega mercs, mercs, mech, tanks2019-10-24 0 
April 2020
4176981Mega Mercs: Operation High TowerMercs launch a sneak attack on a costal defence unit.Collective Game, cognis, tacticool, mega mercs, mercs, mech, tanks2020-04-16 0 
May 2020
4214597Mega Mercs: Operation Low CastleI simple job to reinforce the client turns into a desparate base defence.Collective Game, cognis, tacticool, mega mercs, mercs, mech, tanks2020-05-04 0 
March 2021
4676551Lute and Pillage: A Skirmjam SkirmishCognis' entry for Skirmjam. Vikings loot lutes for random loot!cognis, skirmish, skirmjam, lute, viking, gatcha, loot box2021-03-23 0 
May 2021
4764403Mega Mercs Skirmish: Overdue Halloween Special1A down on their luck merc group gets sent into a radioactive wasteland.Mega Mercs, Cognis, mecha, tacticool, Collective Game, skirmish2021-05-05 1 
June 2021
4843141Mega Mercs Skirmish: Overdue Halloween Special 3The mercs storm an abandoned satellite comms facility with an autonomous defence grid.Mega Mercs, cognis, mecha, tacticool, Collective Game, skirmish2021-06-08 0 
September 2021
4980367Mega Mercs Skirmish: Overdue Halloween Special 3The mercs meet their client face to face and embark on their final mission.Collective Game, Skirmish, Cognis, Mecha, Mercs, tacticool, spooky, mecha2021-09-11 0 
March 2022
5166269Hard Vaccum [Skirmish]Test game for hard vacuum. The Proenze Space Force defend their home from the Solar Union and Saurians.Collective Game, skirmish, cognis, hard vaccum, space, spaceships2022-03-23 0 
August 2022
5316452Evolution SkirmishBug vs Machines adapt to the environment and each other on a strange frozen planet.Collective Game, skirmish, Cognis, evoution2022-08-06 1 
November 2022
5467881Mega Mercs: Operation Dust BunnyYOLO!Collective Game, skirmish, cognis, tacticool, mega mercs, mecha, tanks2022-11-30 0 
July 2023
5678380Mega Mercs: NODR Campaign 1The Nevik Operators Democratic Republi gets invaded by the NotMongols! and hire bunch of mercs to help.Collective Game, Cognis, mecha, mercs, mech, Mega Mercs, tacticool2023-07-04 5 
December 2023
5811810Mega Mercs Skirm/Quest: NODR Liberation Campaign 2The mercs participate in Operation Iron Sky with the ultimate goal of securing the air base on the Yagmur Plateau.Collective Game, mecha, mercs, mech, Mega Mercs, cognis, tacticool2023-12-04 4 
5855057Mega Mercs Skirm/Quest: Assault on Yagmur AirbaseThe climactic battle for Yagmur Airbase in which the mercs face off against the deadly Red Riders.Collective Game, mega, mercs, mega mercs, mecha, tacticool, cognis, skimish2023-12-20 2 
June 2024
6019359Space Shipyard QuestA one shot quest in which players sell space ships and buy dubious things from aliensCollective Game, cognis, space ship, shipyard2024-06-30 4 
December 2024
6125081Space Shipyard: ReduxA soft reboot to Space Shipyard Quest.Collective Game, cognis, space ship, shipyard2024-12-13 1 
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