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May 2008
1684465Dungeon Keeper D&DA DM running the equivalent of Dungeon Keeper in D&D for a "party" of 5 liches asks /tg/ for help with ideas for adventurers to attack, and also talks about how he's been running this game.dungeon keeper, stronghold, evil, lich, variant2008-05-08 5 
November 2008
3074010Online Tabletop Horror Stories/tg/ starts off with some decent ones, then out of nowhere gets hit with the epic tale of Uzgob the orc barbarian vs the annoying dick fighter PC. More Uzgob is demanded, and delivered.horror stories, online tabletop, Uzgob, orc barbarian2008-11-28 11 
February 2009
3729099DnD Monster School/tg/ discusses what Cliques and Faculty roles would be filled by which DnD Monsters.D&D, dnd, monsters, school, GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG2009-02-16 5 
3731322DnD Monster School, part 2More discussion on the D&D Monster School. More Faculty roles are filled.D&D, dnd, monsters, school, GREAT LIBRARIAN TORG2009-02-16 5 
May 2009
4581716How To RP An Interesting BarbarianAnon asks for advice on how to play a Barbarian that's more than just a grar-smash musclehead. Some good advice comes up.barbarian, d&d, fantasy, rpg2009-05-18 3 
August 2009
5314820Dread MariachiMexican musician 3.5 homebrew class. Would make a fantastic all-mariachi party campaign.Dread Mariachi, Bard, homebrew, 3.52009-08-02 5 
5456241Angry Marine LibrariansIn which /tg/ discusses the Librarians of the most sacred chapter.Angry Marines, Librarians, 40k2009-08-15 1 
September 2009
5693736BATTLEGRANNYanonymous seeks ideas for a 2E D&D character, the picture he used ends up the inspiration for it.Barbarian, D&D, writefaggotry, battlegranny, 2e2009-09-02 14 
February 2010
79647314e Character Builds, Bonus Thread: The Artful ChargerA very tricky barbarian/fighter hybrid who jumps and charges like the Prince of Persia.D&D, 4e, barbarian, fighter2010-02-07 1 
March 2010
8363639Eclipse Phase in the Mass Effect UniverseSome follow up to the Eclipse Phase in the Mass Effect Universe series. Interesting theories emerge about the possible follow up to contagonist's writefaggotry. Eclipse Phase, Transhumanity, Mass Effect,TITANS,Batarian Specter,finger quotes, Reapers2010-03-03 6 
8418383Eclipse Phase in the Mass Effect Universe Part VIMuch more talks and discussion is established over the effects of Transhumanity on the Mass Effect Universe.Eclipse Phase, Transhumanity, Mass Effect,TITANS,Xepard, Batarian Specter, Transhepard2010-03-06 5 
8455287Eclipse Phase in the Mass Effect Universe Part VIIPart VII of the Eclipse Phase/Mass Effect crossover threads Nanoswarms, Mind Controling spores, Geth attacks and a writefag that sages his post for some reason. Eclipse Phase, Transhumanity, Mass Effect,Xepard, Batarian Specter, Transhepard2010-03-08 6 
April 2010
8907068Gerald Farthing, Genteel BarbarianIn which we learn of Gerald Farthing, Half-Orc Thaneborn Barbarian, bastard son, and unwilling womanizer. Will he be able to win the heart of the Gnome he tricked before she cuts his balls off with rage???Barbarian, Story-Time, Gerald Farthing2010-04-01 2 
8947192Gerald Farthing, Genteel Barbarian 2In which we learn Gerald Farthing, Half-Orc Thaneborn Barbarian, bastard son, and unwilling womanizer has cleared out the BBEG's undead stronghold, initiatied peace talks with the Gnome Warlord, ang nearly got gutted for his troubles!Barbarian, Story-Time, Gerald Farthing2010-04-03 2 
August 2010
11700384Story Hour feat. Wizard, Psion, Brobarian And RogueOP starts with a tale on how The Dark Elf Trilogy made him feel envy for another man, then another story in which Wizard tells off Psion.Wizard, Psion, Brobarian, Rogue, Story, Real Life, Gaming Group2010-08-17 24 
11720537MP&CC's third taleWizard, Brobarian, Psion and OP (now known as Mahogany, Port and Cuban Cigars) return in MP&CC's third tale.MP&CC, Mahogany, Port and Cuban Cigars, Brobarian2010-08-18 21 
11781189MP&CC Strikes BackA story of a campaign which shouldn't be, but became an epic tale because of the leadership feat.MP&CC, Mahogany, Port, Cuban Cigars, Leadership, Brobarian2010-08-23 21 
October 2010
12602546Goldentusk the Elf/tg/ helps OP put together an elven barbarian raised by orcs. Leads to Sandwich the Drow gaining new contemporaries.elf orc barbarian2010-10-30 25 
November 2010
12690699Goldentusk Returns... with friends!Goldentusk the orc-raised elven barbarian is back, with her other elven-adoptee partymembers - Violet the halfling-raised cleric, Keekee the kobold-raised rogue, and introducting their hapless "elven graces tutor", the wizard Professor Dwarf. Now with guest cameo by Sandwich Stoutaxe, dwarf-raised drow paladin.elf, orc, barbarian, halfling, cleric, kobold, rogue, dwarf, wizard, drow, paladin2010-11-06 14 
12706796Goldentusk Returns... with friends! Pt.2Second part of the thread about Goldentusk the orc-raised elven barbarian is back, with her other elven-adoptee partymembers.elf, orc, barbarian, halfling, cleric, kobold, rogue, dwarf, wizard, drow, paladin2010-11-07 13 
12726929Omegle RPFa/tg/uys collectively introduce the concept of roleplay to Omegle. Hilarity- and epic- ensue.omegle, improv, roleplay, epic, adventure, infocom, quest, giant, barbarian, knight2010-11-09 2 
January 2011
13707776Longeared Irregulars or Golden Tusk returns part 2slow drawfag returns, and /tg/ develops a warforged raised by bullywugs ITT among other things.elf, orc, barbarian, halfling, cleric, kobold, rogue, dwarf, wizard, drow, paladin, warforged, bullywug2011-01-30 7 
March 2011
14084812Codex LibrariansBecause Space Marines are masters of the good books.40k, SM, librarians, AWESOME, GAG2011-03-02 7 
14176140Comparing National LARPing SystemsA Bulgarian, a Hungarian, and an American discuss how LARPing is done in their home countries and why it is done that way.Balgaria, Hungary, LARP2011-03-10 2 
14257950The Warrior-QueenOP asks for help fleshing out a "female Conan or Genghis Khan". /tg/ responds with the usual expected gamut of barbarian-princess images, debate on the stereotype that all strong women are dykes, and some discussion on the merits of wealth, sex, and power.warrior, queen, barbarian, conan, genghis khan, wealth, sex, power2011-03-16 0 
August 2011
15920622The Malarial Void and its herald, the Mosquito Star.The last BBEG has now been replaced by 10^7 their weight in disease carrying mosquitoes. The Last BBEG was Ghroth. The living planet from the Cthulhu Mythos.Cthulhu, Ghroth, Mosquito Star, Malarial, Void, black hole, disease2011-08-13 22 
15926550Board Quest, Part IIn a world where the various boards of 4chan form their own nations, lord Bidhill of Dessex seeks to gain revenge, and later, the world!Collective Game, Board Quest, Dwarves, /b/arbarians2011-08-14 22 
November 2011
16857518Tribe to Empire QuestArising from a shitty troll copy paste thread, OP creates a quest thread where we must managed a small tribal empire. tribe, empire, managing, quest, troll, civilization, diplomacy, trading, barbarian, viking, barbaric, tribal, fantasy2011-11-06 6 
16859102Tribe to Empire Quest Part IIAdvisor Anon continues his quest. Our settlements grow as we meet a mysterious envoy from the foresttribe, empire, managing, quest, troll, civilization, diplomacy, trading, barbarian, viking, barbaric, tribal, fantasy, tribe to empire quest2011-11-06 7 
16869061Tribe to Empire Quest Part IIIThe quest continues, featuring smooth tribal diplomacy checkstribe, empire, managing, quest, troll, civilization, diplomacy, trading, barbarian, viking, barbaric, tribal, fantasy, tribe to empire quest2011-11-07 6 
16882132Tribe to Empire Quest Part IIIIWar is slowly coming. We still havent got a wife. And lots plot deepens a lot. We also build new buildings train some raiders, check on our twin albino slaves and much more. Also shenanigans ensue as Bjorn mixes some stuff into Berserkers meal...tribe, empire, managing, quest, troll, civilization, diplomacy, trading, barbarian, viking, barbaric, tribal, fantasy, tribe to empire quest2011-11-08 7 
16906033Tribe to Empire Quest Part VGlorious battle with Aville (there is another part V here as suptg was down http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/16894414)tribe, empire, managing, quest, troll, civilization, diplomacy, trading, barbarian, viking, barbaric, tribal, fantasy, Tribe to Empire Quest2011-11-10 12 
16947528Tribe To Empire Quest Part VI First HalfAfter the battle with Aville we return to Ravenhold and begin interrogation on the POWstribe, empire, managing, quest, troll, civilization, diplomacy, trading, barbarian, viking, barbaric, tribal, fantasy, Tribe to Empire Quest2011-11-17 5 
16970602Tribe To Empire Quest Part VI Second HalfAfter the battle with Aville we finish interrogating our prisoners... then join the great feast. Cyrillia confesses some interesting thigs.tribe, empire, managing, quest, troll, civilization, diplomacy, trading, barbarian, viking, barbaric, tribal, fantasy, Tribe to Empire Quest2011-11-20 2 
16989597TribeToEmpireQUESTAftermath of battle... We discuss waifu... Train some soldiers and organize an offense against Aville.tribe, empire, managing, quest, troll, civilization, diplomacy, trading, barbarian, viking, barbaric, tribal, fantasy, Tribe to Empire Quest2011-11-22 2 
February 2012
17789368BLACKGUARD QUEST – Vol. 3 – HIGH ADVENTUREOur Hero enchants some weapons, delves into a dungeon, slays a necromancer, some lizardmen and some cannibalistic half orcs. collective game, rogues, magic, barbarians, fantasy, blackguard quest, adventure, 2012-02-03 3 
17801539BLACKGUARD QUEST - Vol. 3 pt 2 - The Sands of DespairOur hero accepts a quest to woo a princess and robs a templecollective game, rogues, magic, barbarians, fantasy, blackguard quest, adventure, 2012-02-04 2 
17811020BLACKGUAQUEST - Vol. 3 pt 3 – An Oasis of TalentTakes the Princess to the Prince. Denied reward. Murders prince and all his guards. Rides into sunset with princess in crew. collective game, rogues, magic, barbarians, fantasy, blackguard quest, adventure, 2012-02-05 6 
March 2012
18340884Viking QuestWe are Urist McHammerfist, last of the vikings! And we begin our journey to find a wife.collective game, viking quest, viking, dragon, jotun, iceland, barbarian, punch, fist, badass, awesome, boobs2012-03-16 12 
May 2012
19143286Chinaman Quest #2Continuing adventures of Louie the ChinamanCollective Game, Chinaman, Don't want no trouble, Jackie Chan, Martial Arts, barbarians2012-05-18 22 
July 2012
19941867 /tg/-CraftsA tabletop-related crafts thread with some tutorials from Esh-Esh and Hungarian LARPfag on how to make LED crystals, arts & crafts, /tg/, Esh-Esh, hungarian LARPfag2012-07-19 7 
20013482All Barbrian PartyFive players, five barbarians and one GM. What could possiblx go wrong?Storytiems, barbarians, awesome2012-07-24 89 
January 2013
22678115That Guy ThreadAdorable lamia clerics of the sun, exploding droids, dumbass barbarians, and more!That Guy Thread, guy, that,story time, story, time, characters, game, lamia, barbarian, star wars, droid2013-01-20 8 
February 2013
23054188Pariah Quest Episode IWe meet our psionically gifted hero Kylan Arvus and watch as he escapes from a doomed colony ship.Pariah Quest, Collective Game, Insomnia, Psion, Sci-fi2013-02-09 13 
23239395Pariah Quest Episode IIIn which we, accidentally, turn ourselves into a hybrid to end all hybrids.Pariah Quest, Collective Game, Insomnia, Psion, Sci-fi2013-02-18 13 
March 2013
23487618Pariah Quest Episode IIIKylan meets the Board of Directors and finds out that he pulled a Rip van Winkle.Pariah Quest, Collective Game, Insomnia, Psion, Sci-fi2013-03-04 8 
23616444Pariah Quest Episode IVIn which Kylan attempts to go on a date.Pariah Quest, Collective Game, Insomnia, Psion, Sci-fi2013-03-11 7 
23721663Pariah Quest Episode VIn which Kylan finds that everything has gone to hell.Pariah Quest, Collective Game, Insomnia, Psion, Sci-fi2013-03-17 7 
April 2013
24207612A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House HarrockYou are Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, and though your people have suffered hard times, through betrayal and loss, they can rise again under your banner. Will they take back the mountains, or be crushed by the barbarian clans? You decide!Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards2013-04-13 42 
24264225A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 2In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, interrogated captured mountain barbarians to discover their numbers and location of their camp, got in good with our family, reorganised our ranger forces to better patrol our lands, and beat our son in a sparring match, teaching him respect and forging a bond twixt father and son.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-04-16 28 
24340519A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 3In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, negotiate a military alliance and a trade agreement with House Eben, met his family and our potential daughter-in-law, ran down and slaughtered mountain men who tried to hold us up on the road home, and met Ser Lyn Corbray, envoy of Lord Royce, who gave us wealth from House Arryn, and called our son a fat bastard who needs beating into shape, which will lead to future hilarity.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-04-20 26 
24402084A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 4n which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, does all sort of things to help advance his house, from recruiting hunters and poachers to cutting ties with House Belmore. In addition, the savages finally make their move with some mysterious help.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-04-23 25 
24475272A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 5In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, musters his army and summons his ally. He makes ready for full scale war against the Milk Snakes clan.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-04-27 24 
24532547A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 6In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, concludes his negotiations with House Egen, gaining their aid in the war against the Milk Snake mountain clan, and took the arrow and sword to the barbarians' warriors, children and womenfolk, slaughtering their raiders to a man and taking their chief captive, our rangers harrying their fleeing families, though to great cost to our allies, who lost near half their men in the hard-fought victory.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-04-30 26 
May 2013
24607844A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 7In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, builds a few plans for turning Westpass into an economic powerhouse. Many ravens are sent out across the land to different lords and a fascinating guest known only as Maahira of Qohor arrives at High Harrock with a small escort of Unsullied and a big secret in tow.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-05-04 25 
24666929A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 8In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, dealt with his neighbours in matters of trade and diplomacy, helping to better his relations with his ally House Egen, and received a pointed missive from Lord Yohn Royce, Castellan of the Vale, relating to his dealings with Lady Maahira of Qohor. In addition, settlers arrived from elsewhere in the Vale, helping to develop the land of Westpass, and much discussion was had over the buying of goats.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones, Goats2013-05-07 26 
24749571A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 9In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, received an invitation for his House to attend a tourney, featuring a joust and melee, to be hosted by his rivals House Belmore, and it was decided that Artys and Ser Morys would joust, and Brock, heir of Westpass, would join the melee. Much discussion was had with their allies of House Egen, including further unity of the military forces of the Houses, and the prospect of an alliance through marriage. Brock also shows he is learning, and finds Lorenna, daughter of Lord Egen, to be a most attractive girl, and a prime potential wife.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-05-11 30 
24846460A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 10In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, travels with his family and Lord Egen to Grimarbour, the port-town of House Belmore, though rightfully being Harrock land, and location for the regional Tourney. Discussions were had with Yohn Royce, who seemed pleased to see Lord Harrock, and much jousting occurred, whereby Ser Morys progressed into the second round, as did Lord Harrock, though only after gravely injuring Lord Lyonel Corbray, Ser Lyn's brother.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-05-16 31 
24884613A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 11We wine and dine at the evening feast with the Lords of the Vale. Intrigue abounds as Lord Artys does his best not to reveal too much to the wrong parties. Much discussion is had on the information gleaned from these encounters, our situation is not as secure as we might have hoped.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-05-18 30 
24940637A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 12In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, spends time with his family, discovering potential husbands for his daughter Katrin, including the heir of Yohn Royce himself, and gifted a new weapon to his son, that he might bring the House honour in the Grand Melee. The second round of the jousting was had, where Ser Morys proceeded through to the third round, matched against Yohn Royce, and Lord Harrock suffered defeat at the hands of Ser Marwyn, of the rival House Belmore. Progress towards recruiting hedge knights into the service of Harrock was also made.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-05-21 31 
25016399A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 13In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, meets with other lords, discussing the tourney and festivities, as well as politics of the region, though not all goes well with the initial discussion of Brock marrying the daughter of Lord Egen. This run of bad luck continued into the third round of the joust, where Ser Morys was badly hurt in his tilt against Bronze Yohn Royce, and it was discovered that some of the matches were fixed by Lord Belmore, the "Mummer of Strongsong", to ensure that his son would go up against Royce, which proves to be a choice Belmore will regret...Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones, Belmore2013-05-25 38 
June 2013
25158316A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 14In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, gains a new sworn sword, Ser Banton, after gifting him back his armour and steed, snatching him from the grasp of House Belmore. The jousting came to a close, with Lord Yohn Royce, Castellan of the Eyrie, proving victorious after a viscous set of tilts against Ser Belmore, and the teams for the melee were announced, following a discussion between Lord Harrock and Lord Coldwater over a potential swapping of wards. Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-06-01 38 
25222776A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 15In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, negotiates the acquisition of a new spymaster, Lymorian of Braavos, a master of disguise and wit. Lord Artys also bears witness to the final event of the tournament, the melee, in which Brock fights to the best of his ability, and with so many veterans of sword and mace, shield and armour, almost anything can, and does, happen...Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones, Brock2013-06-04 49 
25361633A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 16In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, celebrates with his newly knighted son, Ser Brock Harrock, saying how proud he is of him, and that he has earned his place as the heir to Harrock. Artys also met with Lord Egen, now a supporter of the marriage proposal between Brock and his daughter, before going aboard Lord Yohn Royce's ship, where the three lords discussed the events of a few weeks ago, when Lady Maahira of Qohor visited the lands of Harrock and Egen, discovering a disturbing possibility for her presence in Westeros...Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones, Brock2013-06-11 44 
25568016A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 17In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, discusses and plans the future of Westpass with his sworn swords and family, receiving a number of marriage offers for both Ser Brock and Katrin, throwing the previously certain plans into disarray. The rumours of House Egen engaging in full wartime conscription prove to be correct too, raising the theory that Ser Crowlys, marshal of House Egen's forces and no good friend to House Harrock, might be planning to take matters into his own hands...Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-06-22 43 
25624200A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Episode 18In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, sets plans in motion in regard to the marriage proposals made, so that his House might prosper with strong allies for trade and defence. Lord Artys also deals with the fallout of his uncle's revelation, that Artys' bastard brother, Ulfir Stone, was to be legitimised and made Lord of Westpass on his father's death, rather than him. The military build-up of House Egen is also further scrutinised, and the development of House Harrock's lands are planned.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-06-24 40 
July 2013
25894366A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 19In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, deals with the potential economic and famine crisis that will be quick to come following the ceasing of trade with Harrock by House Frey, became close with his wife after discovering that she is potentially pregnant with their third child, discussed the potential for alliances with his sworn swords, and spoke with his daughter over the prospect of her becoming betrothed.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-07-09 37 
26031660A Song of Ice and Fire - The Quest of House Harrock: Part 20In which Lord Artys of House Harrock, sworn of House Arryn, deals with the arrival of Lady Lorenna of House Egen, potential wife for Ser Brock, and Ser Crowlys, her escort and sworn sword to Lord Egen, and sets about learning more about her, as well as allowing Brock time with her, in order to find if they are a good match, both in love and for politics. Lord Harrock also discovers that Crown Crag, the home of House Egen, has been closed to all outsiders bar Lord Royce's men, prompting no small amount of curiosity and paranoia, and deals with the upcoming food shortage with a series of new deals for iron.Collective Game, House Harrock, Harrock, ASOIAF, A Song of Ice and Fire, Quest, Mountains, Barbarians, Bastards, Game of Thrones2013-07-16 29 
August 2013
26426265Fallen from GraceA writefag starts a story about a "gentle" Dark Eldar.writefaggotry, Dark Eldar, Varia2013-08-04 13 
26451101Fallen from Grace pt 2A writefag continues his story about a "gentle" Dark Eldar.writefaggotry, Dark Eldar, Varia2013-08-05 11 
26547796Hive Mutant WritefaggotryA writefag delivers on his promise from http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26500691writefaggotry, mutant, tentacles, inquisition, Varia2013-08-11 13 
October 2013
27828939Return of the Omegle trollsStranger cancels ERP: interrupted by orcsomegle, orcs, barbarians, 40K2013-10-20 12 
December 2013
28634001Barbarian Quest: Chapter OneThe start of Beardbog Iceblood's rise to glory, as he battles to keep his people from being enslaved by the Empire.Barbarian Quest, Collective Game, barbarian, quest2013-12-04 11 
28643895Barbarian Quest: Chapter One continuedThe rest of Beardbog's first grand adventure.Barbarian Quest, Collective Game, barbarian, quest2013-12-04 10 
January 2014
29772158Path of War & Psionics. Or: The platonic ideal of Sword.OP shares Dreamscarred's Path of War book. Anon explains the deliciousness of the Soulknife Swordsage. Much discussion and planning ensues.psionics, pathfinder, path of war, tome of battle, swords, stat me, Fate/Stay Night, magic, galorion, mecha barbarians, martial arts, swordsage, monk, soulknife, dreamscarred press, preview, complete psionics, wilder, win, attempted derail, D&D, fluff, d202014-01-26 5 
March 2014
31128202Librarian Quest 1Ten years ago you lost her, Carna; your only friend. Now ten years later, you still cling to the hope that she lives. A young man searches for a lost friend.Collective Game, Librarian Quest2014-03-29 22 
31168544Librarian Quest 2You bought some clothes, hit the showers, helped with groceries, and got to know everybody a little bit better, well; everybody who isn't Anlak. A mundane day in a magic academy.Collective Game, Librarian Quest2014-03-31 17 
April 2014
31227872Librarian Quest 3"Don't get too cosy with me before then alright? After-all, all demons are evil." Under the moonlight, his one red eye glows. Meow-Sturbation Demonstrations Quest.Collective Game, Librarian Quest2014-04-03 13 
31283044Librarian Quest 4"To Nyne's embrace, we banished the goblin!" Yu'yan cheers as the two of you make your way back, the rain hasn't lessened but the cold doesn't bother either of you with your blood still rushing. The many-sides of your new friends.Collective Game, Librarian Quest2014-04-06 11 
31330271Librarian Quest 5Both sisters were pretty tall, but the way Leona stood leaned slightly forward put her head a little bit below your neck, she peered up at you still blushing from the events earlier that you've done your best not to bring up, "I um... I've never been to a bar before." Physical injuries are nothing compared to emotional humiliation.Collective Game, Librarian Quest2014-04-08 11 
31372327Librarian Quest 6"There's a superstition among the Lunese that if you take too much from the woods they'll strike back at you, I think a demon is fairly disproportionate retribution for one lumbered tree though." Yu'yan smirks at you, pulling himself up roughly and readying himself to fight with the lumber axe. The good dogs, the bad dogs and the ugly dogs.Collective Game, Librarian Quest2014-04-10 11 
31411948Fantasy Totalitarian StateA discussion on how to create a fantasy totalitarianism results in the creation of necromantic Stalinism.Stalinism, Totalitarianism, Best Korea, Russia, Undead, Necromancy2014-04-13 3 
31457286Librarian Quest 7ran gets up and pats you on the back as she walks past you, "No one joins us without a purpose in mind, we do our best to help." A slow day in Deneb, your first hint to finding Carna.Collective Game, Librarian Quest2014-04-14 11 
31498537Librarian Quest 8Moving quickly, you do a leaping slide into Leona's bed where she sits underneath her covers, pushing aside soft pillows, soft sheets, and some other soft thing as you hide yourself. An invitation to a noble ball leads you to unanswered mysteries.Collective Game, Librarian Quest2014-04-16 11 
31547285Librarian Quest 9As you walk back to your room, you feel a warmth in your cheeks. Covering your face up with your palm, you try to hide yourself from the nobodies that watch you. Demonic blood runs in Sheryl's family.Collective Game, Librarian Quest2014-04-18 11 
31606633Librarian Quest 10"People tell me that Belgrand is beautiful, but you really get tired of ice and snow when you've lived there all your life." She softly speaks, her breath touching the base of your neck, "Hey, say something... it's awkward if you just stay quiet like that." One search ends, one search starts, and one continues onward.Collective Game, Librarian Quest2014-04-21 13 
31667897Librarian Quest 11"Well I mean, in a book, I'd be a dashing rogue and you friend, you'd be a clumsy bookworm. Or some sort of quiet noble if you prefer that." A friend's birthday gets out of hand in some unexpected ways.Collective Game, Librarian Quest2014-04-24 12 
31714035Librarian Quest 12"I bet there're a lot of things you've never had a girl say... or do to you Leona." Sheryl reaches out and takes a haunch of meat from the largest plate, "I'll show you what I want to do to you..." She nibbles on the food, her little tongue exploring the flavour. Librarian Romantic Comedy Quest.Collective Game, Librarian Quest2014-04-26 11 
May 2014
31830712Librarian Quest 13"My apologies. We get those sometimes." You look back to her, smoke comes out the front of her weapon, she takes a small cloth and begins to polish it off, "It's a wand. Ancient Lunese weapon, completely illegal, deadly as Hound's breath. Want one?" She smiles at you. The door closes behind you as men drag the body away. A visit back home, deadly relations.Collective Game, Librarian Quest2014-05-01 13 
31848516Oversized Weapon Quest 30You find another OWU! And fight them. your domain grows.Collective Game, Oversized Weapon Quest, Goblins, Big Swords, Librarian2014-05-02 20 
31894353Librarian Quest 14"You shouldn't look at the slaves when you get down there, you'll be giving false hope to anyone we don't rescue." His voice is calm and his back is firm despite the gravity of his words, the past that connects him to them, "If we run into anyone, don't panic. The chain of command is thin, they'll think we're just browsers coming in under night's cover if we act natural." Your heart beats, it squeezes, it hurts.Collective Game, Librarian Quest2014-05-04 12 
31962981Librarian Quest 15"If I could pick someone, it'd be you if you were curious." Leona looks to you, her face doesn't change, "I like you most after-all, after Rein." Her gaze returns to her window. Your friendships grow, but so do your troubles.Collective Game, Librarian Quest2014-05-07 12 
32023566Librarian Quest 16"We'll be transporting the demon at night now that you've confirmed with the lord, three hours before midnight in case we run into problems. Four fly at the front, three in the back, spread out to check our flanks. Use the usual procedure in case of dragons and rally closely if we meet bandits. Understood?" The evident captain speaks firmly. Your journey into a snowy country starts, Librarian Quest: Nothing Happens EditionCollective Game, Librarian Quest2014-05-10 13 
32129072Librarian Quest 17"The winter has come and soon you'll freeze, little bird." He steps inside, his magic drawing icy spirals up against the wall and carpeting the ground in snow. A Session of Ice and Fire.Collective Game, Librarian Quest2014-05-15 11 
32269988Librarian Quest 18You twist your body and watch the branches high above you, swiping vertically where they seem thinner. Wood falls down, but Rein manages to keep past it. More importantly than that, the snow they were holding up topples into the face of one of the knights and she directs herself into a tree. You turn your attention back to the last one remaining; but too slow, she manages to gauge into your side with the tip of her spear, tearing away layers of clothes and skin before pulling back. Marry a girl and lay with her sister.Collective Game, Librarian Quest2014-05-22 12 
32402954Librarian Quest 19Your heart is going to break. A long journey home, too cold, too warm.Collective Game, Librarian Quest2014-05-28 12 
June 2014
32489729Librarian Quest 20Her name is Carna. An uneventful day, a revealing night.Collective Game, Librarian Quest2014-06-01 12 
32596057Librarian Quest 21Ten years ago you lost her, Carna; your only friend. Now ten years later... Your heart beats.Collective Game, Librarian Quest2014-06-06 11 
32701087Librarian Quest 22"WOULD YOU LIKE A KIIIIISS?" The spider drops from the ceiling onto the floor. The bits of his mouth wriggle about. Of men and demons.Collective Game, Librarian Quest2014-06-11 10 
32847589Librarian Quest 23"Why would you do this to me?" Your body was falling apart. Without a host the world wouldn't accept your existence. In and out you were being torn apart at the seams. All day I dream of Frangelico.Librarian Quest, Collective Game2014-06-18 10 
32986605Librarian Quest 24You draw your blade and lift it above. You've already resolved yourself this far, and it's time to go a little bit further. A Witch and Two Frans.Collective Game, Librarian Quest2014-06-25 10 
July 2014
33113594Librarian Quest 25Anlak's storyCollective Game, Librarian Quest2014-07-01 12 
33278074Librarian Quest 26"There's a demon inside of me. His name is Frangelico... his and Carna's demon." Where-in Leona and Yu'yen become background characters.Collective Game, Librarian Quest2014-07-09 8 
33433672Librarian Quest 27"Leooona! Big L, little E, little O, little N, little A!" Leona answers Deneb loudly. A little bit of catching up, with your friends and to her.Collective Game, Librarian Quest2014-07-16 6 
33733647Librarian Quest 28"Just another dispute between Rascha and Daktori. We're angry at them because they worship a giant demon and make human sacrifices, they're angry at us because we set fire to their fields and spend hours talking about sheep." Yu'yen tells you. You have gather your answers.Librarian Quest, Collective Game2014-07-29 7 
August 2014
34067872Librarian Quest 29"Unfortunately not... but I think I remember killing his mother now." Your demon snickers, and the dragon starts running forward. Memories found, thoughts learned.Collective Game, Librarian Quest2014-08-12 5 
34164384Librarian Quest 30"She got married, she had a child, then a grandchild. She lived plenty Frangelico. And what does it matter to 'The Lord of Tragedies'?" Taming demons and romancing elves.Collective Game, Librarian Quest2014-08-16 6 
34259353Librarian Quest 31People almost forget to archive this one. Whoops. Collective Game, Librarian Quest2014-08-20 6 
34349557Librarian Quest 32And slowly, the three of us begin again the steps up the long hill leading from Deneb--to home. The finale of Librarian QuestCollective Game, Librarian Quest2014-08-24 11 
October 2014
35512736Cool Ideas for Barbarian CharactersWhat to do when you don't want your barbarian to be yet another copy of Conal.barbarians, ideas, inspiration2014-10-15 1 
December 2014
36761332Victarian Mortas necromancer threadMortas goes to parley with the goblins and a disaster befalls him and octaviaVictarian Mortas, necromancy, collective game, civilization, goblins, undead, octavia2014-12-14 2 
February 2015
38179358Anno Domini 7 Quest: Germania 1German noble Cenric finds his home village burning, and discovers that his queen and friend is missing. Who is responsible, and is she still alive? What is really happening and who is behind it all?Collective Game,Anno Domini 7 Quest: Germania, Observer, Rome, Barbarians, Intrigue, Save the Princess, Betrayal, 2015-02-20 4 
38220706Anno Domini 7 Quest: Germania 2Traitors were killed, Cenric became ENRAGED, and we gained more information about what is going on, and even more questions are raised.Collective Game, Anno Domini 7 Quest: Germania, Observer, Rome, Barbarians, Intrigue, Save the Princess, Betrayal, 2015-02-22 3 
38246643Anno Domini 7 Quest: Germania 3We spend some time talking with Oskar and Ema. We meet Dag'ny, a madman who totally isn't a wizard. Finally, we ran into some slaver scum.Collective Game, Anno Domini 7 Quest: Germania, Observer, Rome, Barbarians, Intrigue, Save the Princess, Betrayal, 2015-02-23 2 
38294854Anno Domini 7 Quest: Germania 4The rest of the Slavers are successfully slaughtered. More knowledge about the destruction of your city is learned, more enemies are named, and more questions are raised.Collective Game, Anno Domini 7 Quest: Germania, Observer, Rome, Barbarians, Intrigue, Save the Princess, Betrayal, 2015-02-25 1 
March 2015
38377362Anno Domini 7 Quest: Germania 5Cenric and the party enter the city of Chatti. A mysterious hooded figure is met, and barfight shenanigans ensued.Collective Game, Anno Domini 7 Quest: Germania, Observer, Rome, Barbarians, Intrigue, Save the Princess, Betrayal, 2015-03-01 1 
38635740Anno Domini 7 Quest: Germania 6Cenric dreams, and conversation is had with the rest of the party. The assassin girl is properly introduced.Collective Game, Anno Domini 7 Quest: Germania, Observer, Rome, Barbarians, Intrigue, Save the Princess, Betrayal, 2015-03-12 2 
38779851Chronicles of An Unnamed SettingWhat started as a simple post-by-post setting building thread bloomed into a vibrant world with various cultures and original races.Jewel moons, crocarian, draken, lumi, pitchmen, turem'tuthan, walshen, zaar2015-03-19 -1 
38853924Quest Quest 2 Episode 1The QM returns! We are a Barbarian named Brad, and we begin a new quest. Eventually. Featuring a dedicated idiot who doesn't know how to hide threads!Collective Game, drawfag, brad, barbarian, quest quest, failed thread hijack2015-03-22 12 
38878461Quest Quest 2 Episode 2Brad the Barbarian gets a weapon and enters a tournament. He might be hallucinating pizza, too.Collective Game, drawfag, brad, barbarian, quest quest2015-03-23 7 
39034579Quest Quest 2 Episode 3Brad's first battle in the tournament! Watch as Brad the Barbarian loses a flex-off, steals a mask, and cuts up a pizza to the horror of the audience.Collective Game, drawfag, brad, barbarian, pizza, quest quest2015-03-31 6 
April 2015
39116150Quest Quest 2 Episode 4Brad the Barbarian faces off against a butery foe! Can he flex his way outta this one?Collective Game, drawfag, brad, barbarian, quest quest2015-04-04 8 
39424794Quest Quest 2 Episode 5The thrilling finale of Quest Quests season 2! Starring familiar faces and Orc John Cena!Collective Game, drawfag, brad, barbarian, quest quest2015-04-19 11 
February 2016
45260556OmegleAnother "Go on Omelge and mess with ERPers" thread. Full of Orcs.omegle, orcs, barbarians, brogan, troll2016-02-09 6 
April 2016
46513320Barbarian in Space Quest #1Our intrepid Barbarin is abducted by aliens and gets in a fight with a giant creature.Barbarian, Barbarian in Space Quest, Collective Game, Aliens2016-04-07 3 
May 2016
103337Priestess QuestArmed only with a FIRE MACE, PRIESTESS ARIA investigates the burning HIGH ORDER CASTLE.Collective Game, Quest, Priestess, Aria2016-05-13 6 
December 2016
50661608How would you set a high fantasy setting in the ruins of our world?Discussion and worldbuilding of a a post apocalyptic fantasy setting.Post Apocalyptic, setting, worldbuilding, mythology, Thundarr the Barbarian2016-12-15 3 
July 2017
54313974Vampires in 40kAnons discuss how to create a Vampire Counts-like army into 40k, Necron Shenanigans are involved. Warhammer, Warhammer 40k, 40k, Vampire, Pariahs, Blanks2017-07-17 6 
April 2018
2483926Olbaria QuestA WW1 style army is destroyed in a foreign continent by a bunch of germanic style tribes. Surviving units gather to live another day.WW1 tech, WW1, Olbaria, Army, Collective Game, Civ, Civ-like, Typhus, Typhus QM 2018-04-25 1 
June 2018
2619210Kaleidoscope Quest 10Return to Ristella.Kaleidoscope Quest, Collective Game, Fantasy, Solaria's Gifts and Blessings2018-06-04 2 
60128900Techno-Barbarians Discussion, Examples & WorldbuildingAdvanced technology but primitive culture.worldbuilding, setting, techno-barbarian, horizon zero dawn, schizo tech, space conan,2018-06-07 3 
February 2019
3239560Librarian on Earth: A Warhammer 40k X Highschool DxD One-Shot QuestA Blood Raven Librarian is dropped in the middle of Japan in the DxD world. What follows is what one should expect of a Blood Raven.REDthunderBOAR, Space Marine, Blood Ravens, Librarian, Theft, Daemon Prince2019-02-16 1 
March 2019
3278596Librarian Dreadnought on Earth: Mk. 2Part two in the Librarian Dreadnought series. They secure the base, QM has a freak out, and expand into Japan facing worthy foes. REDthunderBOAR, Space Marine, Blood Ravens, Librarian, Ibaraki2019-03-06 1 
April 2020
72054055religions in scifi/tg/ worldbuilds some original religions and cults for any of your games with scifi settings.worldbuilding, religion, cult, scifi, singularitarianism, 2020-04-28 -2 
August 2020
74454586Space Faith/tg/ discusses and worldbuilds religions for scifi settings.roko's basilisk, simulation hypothesis, singularitarianism, worldbuilding, religion, cultists,2020-08-28 0 
January 2021
76642581Techno-Barbarism Examples and WorldbuildingIn which /tg/ discusses and worldbuilds about technobarbarians and examples of them from various media.worldbuilding, technobarbarian, barbarians, DAoT, Unification Wars, Thundarr, tv tropes post apocalyptic, mad max, Protector,2021-01-03 2 
June 2021
4801139Ruler Quest 1Young Alaric has a rough childhood growing up holding some painful grudges.Collective Game, Ruler QM, Grudges, Alaric, Orcs, Barbarian, Fantasy, Dwarves, Bastard, High King2021-06-08 10 
4829850Dynastic Ruler Quest 2: GrudgesAlaric awakens in the care of Dwarves and sets out to build his army a year before the coming battle.Collective Game, Ruler QM, Grudges, Alaric, Orcs, Barbarian, Fantasy, Dwarves, Bastard, High King, Greentext2021-06-09 6 
4860994Dynastic Ruler Quest 3The first hold of Man is established, Alaric unites the tribes, and meets destinyCollective Game, Grudges, Alaric, Orcs, Barbarian, Fantasy, Dwarves, Bastard, High King, 2021-06-20 4 
July 2021
4883951Dynastic Ruler Quest 4In which the King learns the perfidy of the Elves and makes things Godly.Collective Game, Grudges, Alaric, Orcs, Barbarian, Fantasy, Dwarves, Bastard, High King, 2021-07-20 1 
August 2021
4924776Dynasty Ruler Quest 5: The Third King Foric starts consolidating his rule and avenges his father after ending the rule of the traitor in the cold north.Collective Game, Ruler QM, Grudges, Alaric, Barbarian, Fantasy, Dwarves, High King, Theoric, Arsonist, Foric2021-08-03 2 
December 2021
5094509G A L E R N EPRELUDE Beyond the jewelled isles of the Thalassarchy of Galerne, all that separates the conqueror from the vanquished is the Dreamsend Seafantasy, gothic, adventure, sword, gun, witch, magic, tarot, pirate, island, horror, barbarian, monk, collective game, quest2021-12-27 9 
December 2022
5481242DUNGEONEERVirtual tabletop adventure inspired by Fighting Fantasy and Heroquestcollective game, fantasy, adventure, barbarian, dwarf, elf, wizard, magic, dungeon, fighting fantasy, HeroQuest, goblin, troll, orc, dungeon2022-12-05 2 
5493690Mechanicus' Primarch Quest 12'What shall be done, which cannot be taken back.'Collective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan, Pariah2022-12-15 22 
March 2023
5542073Mechanicus' Primarch 13Time starts to pick up as the Great Crusade begins filling itself with the Primarchs upon its ranks. Half of the Primarchs found, the other Collective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan, Pariah2023-03-03 19 
April 2023
5585079Mechanicus Primarch Quest 14The Horus Heresy nears as a Primarch meets a true Ancient. Said Ancient is quite cranky.Collective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan, Pariah2023-04-06 17 
May 2023
5627299Mechanicus Primarch Quest 15The Horus Heresy begins. TalOS becomes the Omnissiah. Perturabo is sent to Lucius and TalOS goes to rescue Mars from the traitors. Collective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan, Pariah2023-05-15 19 
June 2023
5666785Mechanicus Primarch Quest 16: Siege of TerraThe End has arrived. Collective Game, WH40K, Warhammer, Primarch, Forge World, Techpriest, TalOS DAV1S, The Machine QM, Acillian, Skitarii, Titan, Pariah, Ends2023-06-19 20 
October 2023
5782175The CollectiveIn the fictional totalitarian country of the Republic of Talus, The Collective rules supreme, watching everything. Totalitarian quest, Apocalyptic survival, Alternate History2023-10-09 0 
5789461The Collective #2Now, with an insider on your side, you have a chance to take down the vicious Collective once and for all. Totalitarian society alt-history.Alt history, totalitarian society, The Enforcers, Republic of Talus2023-10-10 1 
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