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September 2008
2646978Emprah WorshipSome fa/tg/uy worships The Emperor. Other fa/tg/uys confide in their nerdish semi-religious acts.40k, emperor, emprah, EMPRAH, fanatical, possible copypasta2008-09-23 25 
October 2008
2822928Macha's DestinyWhat starts as a sad Macha imagedump gives birth to the hidden truth behind Macha's celibacy: she saves herself for THE IMMORTAL GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKINDMacha, GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND, WRYYYYYYYYYY2008-10-18 20 
2827253Macha's Destiny, Part 2More discussion of Macha and the Emprah who were meant to be, but never will. Plus more Lofn d'awwwwnessmacha, emperor, d'awww, fate, lofn2008-10-19 12 
2841437God-Emperor of Mankind throws a party, Part IThe God-Emperor of Mankind returns after millenia of wandering the warp, and he wants to PARTY DOWN WITH HIS PEOPLE!40k, party hard, emperor of mankind2008-10-22 23 
2842836God-Emperor of Mankind throws a party, Part IIA continuation of the bitchin' party thread.40k, party hard, emperor of mankind2008-10-22 10 
November 2008
3026913Dreams of the Future, Visions of the PastThe Emperor lies dead, Horus sits on his Throne as the God Emperor of the Dark Imperium. The only hope lies with the loyalist Space Marines are their legions.Space Marines Emperor writefag2008-11-20 6 
April 2009
4261658The EmperorHe gave his life so you would be a slave to chaos and darkness.emperor, chaos, lolwut, uplifting primer2009-04-13 29 
July 2009
5080163PartyhammerSeems that Partyhammer is still alive and well. Much nostalgia is had, and much booze gets drunk. Also, MacGyver saves the party from killjoys.Partyhammer, Emperor, Writefaggotry, McGyver2009-07-03 5 
5166304Emperor QuestThe Emperor awakens! He is pissed!Emperor Quest, Collective Game2009-07-15 39 
August 2009
5492330The High Lords Of TerraExcellent Writefaggotry, even the Adeptus Custodes are funny as shit.Writefaggotry, Humor, Emperor, 40k, Adeptus Custodes2009-08-18 25 
September 2009
6000001The Emperor Protects!The God-Emperor of Mankind ushers a new Golden Age for the 6mil age!God Emperor2009-09-25 8 
October 2009
6271771Jaques Lailang and others tales of MANLYOR Why Cannons Are Unsporting, Unless You're Using Hand-loaded 275kg Shells.Jaques Lailang, manly tears, John Talbot, Emperor Constantine, Hasan, cannons, stab in the face, historical badassery2009-10-15 7 
December 2009
7283628The night before Emperor's day...The Emperor's day poemWarhammer 40k, Emperor's day2009-12-25 5 
January 2010
7738962The High Lords of TerraPreparing for the release DH: Ascension, /tg/ speculates on the nature, personality, and appearance of the various High Lords of Terra. An amazing writefag steps in and shit gets off the hook, showing the power of /tg/ to create way better fluff than GW. Thread starts to get awesome around 7740401.40k, fluff, writefaggotry, high lords of terra, emperor, custodes, navigators2010-01-24 26 
7765640Warhammer 50k - Age of Exodus - Part III/tg/'s radically inventive new take on the Warhammer 40k fluff, thoroughly developed in two previous threads, imagines a future Imperium of Man completely enclosed within a Great Ship of godlike proportions. Many anons contribute everything from writefaggotry to detailed speculation, and the vision is further developed, unified and canonized in Part III. /tg/ geeks out and creates something legitimately amazing.50k, warhammer, wh40k, emperor, imperium, great ship, necrons2010-01-25 33 
7782415Warhammer 50k - Age of Exodus - Part IVWhere we discuss The Ship and a bit of what is happening outside it.50k, warhammer, wh40k, emperor, imperium, great ship2010-01-28 10 
February 2010
7973860Warhammer 50k - Age of Exodus - Part VThe Ship moves...again.50k, warhammer, wh40k, emperor, imperium, great ship2010-02-08 10 
April 2010
8944312LOST PRIMARCH QUEST PART 8FUCK HORUS. SERIOUSLY, FUCK THAT GUY. ALSO, ANOTHER MESSAGE FROM ALPHARIUS, AND WE FINALLY KNOW WHY HORUS LOWERED HIS SHIELDS.RACHNUS RAGEOUS, CORAX, ALPHARIUS, TIALOC, VULKAN, HORUS HERESY, FAL, EMPEROR, FUCK2010-04-03 6 
9285336Gork and Mork created the universeWhat starts as a realization that the Orks have already won rapidly leads to a better understanding of the 40k universeGork,Mork,Emperor,Tzeentch2010-04-19 28 
September 2010
12261962Who was there when Horus slew the Emperor?Strangely, more than quite a few.horus emperor 40k spartacus humor2010-09-29 20 
December 2010
12993969Is the Emperor a Dick?Well?Emperor, 40k, Warhammer, Dick2010-12-02 2 
13147755The Emperor's Day MartyrThe Big E is at it again when he spies the heroic sacrifice of a young Battle Sister.Emperor's Day, Sisters of Battle, Writefaggotry2010-12-14 7 
April 2011
14700825The Emperor's True Will?The Emperor is imprisoned by the corrupt High Lords and Inquisition. It is up to the Space Marines to stop them. PRAISE THE EMPEROR CURSE THE IMPERIUM!chaos, emperor, loyalty, space marines, 40k2011-04-24 7 
14745454The Birth of the EmperorasqueWhat starts off as a simple question quickly turns into something far more awesome than anticipated. Warhammer 40k, The Emperor, Tarrasque, Awesome2011-04-29 45 
14758537The Birth of the Emperorasque pt 2What starts off as a simple question quickly turns into something far more awesome than anticipated. Warhammer 40k, The Emperor, Tarrasque, Awesome2011-04-30 26 
May 2011
14872011Community Project: The Fall of HumanityDiscussion of what would happen to the various factions of 40k if the emperor were to die40k, Emperor, Space Marines, Imperium2011-05-10 -2 
14962762Tales of the Emperasque 5Writefag extraordinaire Someone else. overcomes personal illness and family fights to regale us once more with tales of the Emperor who became the Tarrasque.Emperasque, writefaggotry, writing, Emperor, Tarrasque, awesome, Tales, Someone else.2011-05-18 25 
15087969Warriors of the Eight Tombs #3More delicious NecronsWarriors of the Eight Tombs Necrons God Emperor Writefag2011-05-29 3 
15088630For the Emperor!We're all willing to die for the Emperor. But which one?emperor, empires, history, funny2011-05-29 6 
June 2011
15170367Tales of the Emperasque 7Someone else. stops pretending that he has any idea how this glorious trainwreck is going to end.Emperasque, writefaggotry, writing, Emperor, Tarrasque, awesome, Tales, Someone else., Corax2011-06-06 28 
15256952Mary Sue ChapterMore perfect than the Ultramarines, deadlier than the Grey Knights and smarter than the Alphas. These battle sisters have geneseed from every 1st founding legion, and are the greatest of them all.Female marines, girls, mary sue, deathwatch, heresy, awesome, perfect, chapter creation, Warhammer, Emperor2011-06-14 12 
15267522Golden Aquilas 2Continuing creation of a Mary Sue marine chapter.Female marines, girls, mary sue, deathwatch, heresy, awesome, perfect, chapter creation, Warhammer, Emperor, Half-eldar, troll, awful, horrible2011-06-15 10 
15278303Golden Aquilas 3More horribly beautiful writefaggotry and Sue creation.Female marines, girls, mary sue, heresy, awesome, perfect, chapter creation, Warhammer, Emperor, Half-eldar, awful, horrible, kawaii, custodes2011-06-16 10 
15287443Golden Aquilas 4More writefaggotry, including the tale of the Aquila's only ever male marine.Female marines, girls, mary sue, heresy, awesome, perfect, chapter creation, Warhammer, Emperor, Half-eldar, awful, horrible, kawaii, custodes, Golden Aquilas2011-06-17 10 
15350349Golden Aquilas 5Crunch gets done and a rival warband of Chaos Sues is created.Female marines, girls, mary sue, heresy, awesome, perfect, chapter creation, Warhammer, Emperor, Half-eldar, awful, horrible, kawaii, custodes, Golden Aquilas2011-06-23 7 
July 2011
15520327Tales of the Emperasque 8Someone else. Orks get bombed and riots breakout everywhere.Emperasque, writefaggotry, writing, Emperor, Tarrasque, awesome, Tales, Someone else., Corax2011-07-10 23 
August 2011
15797189The tale of the shepherd boyA truly epic myth of the God-Emperor.40K, Emperor, Dark Heresy, mythological2011-08-03 74 
December 2011
17087434Tales of the Emprasqu returnsSomeone else starts writefagging for everyone's favorite get-shit-done Emprasque.Emperasque, writefaggotry, writing, Emperor, Tarrasque, awesome, Tales, Someone else.2011-12-03 30 
February 2012
18120086Ask the EmperorAnon asks "You have a one and only chance to ask ONE question from the Emperor. What would it be?". The Emperor turns up and starts providing answers.Emperor, Heresy, Ask the Emperor,2012-02-27 11 
April 2012
18887581One-Year-Anniversary EmperasqastravaganzaSomeone else. arrives to celebrate Biggie's first birthday, with some special thanks, a best-of reel, and some OC.Emperasque, Tarrasque, Someone_else, Emperor2012-04-28 25 
August 2012
20476321Corruption of Champions: ANGER EDITIONIn which a young Angry Marine and Musclewizard by the name of ANGER boldly strides into a new world, to cast Fist upon heretical abominations in the Emperors name.Corruption of Champions: Knighthood, Angry Marine, Collective Game, CoC, Corruption of Champions, SPACE MARINE , 40K, Emperor, Muscle Wizard2012-08-26 20 
September 2012
2069291440k - The End DaysA Writefag pens his thoughts on the End of the Imperium as we know itwritefaggotry, 40k, End Times, Horus, The Emperor2012-09-12 12 
2072427040k End Times- Part 2The honorable Writefag wat continues his tale of the End of the Imperium as we know it.writefaggotry, 40k, End Times, Horus, The Emperor2012-09-15 3 
November 2012
21401517Tales of the Emperasque: The God WarsSlaanesh and Khorne duke it outSomeone else., tarrasque, Emperor, tales of the emperasque, emperasque2012-11-03 25 
January 2013
22680856GW gets new managementMatt Ward meets the Emperor and they take over GW. Dark times follow. "The other writers will not sit still for this."Matt Ward, star wars, emperor, dark side, GW, order 662013-01-20 16 
February 2013
23372572pretending to be in emperors familywe wrote funny stories on what would happen if primarchs were our brothers primarch emperor warhammer40k warhammer 40k greentext stories story funny 2013-02-25 5 
March 2013
23649973Damned Marines I/tg/ continues to attempt to make a corrupted loyalist, xeno-tech-usin' offshoot of the Ultrasmurfs.custom chapter, chapter creation, emperor, space marines, warp, chaos, eldar, slaanesh2013-03-13 6 
July 2013
26143217Stories from the 41st MilleniumA few writefags do 40k stuff, until one blows us away in a "Waiting for Godot 40k" style story.40k, writefaggotry, Ultramarines, Alpha Legion, cultist, Emperor's Children,2013-07-21 9 
October 2013
27714768Is anon crazy or does he see the true light?Anon reveals his deep devotion to the God-Emperor of Mankind. /tg/ provides encouraging words.40k, emperor, emprah, god-emperor of mankind, religion, fanatical2013-10-14 7 
December 2013
28967938Aspiring Empire QuestWe meet the man who intends to be an emperor, get beaten up by our subordinate and capture most of a fortressCollective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2013-12-20 39 
28987011Aspiring Emperor Quest IIWe capture Harrowmont, blow up the King's Suite and get our water elemental Champion, plus lots of strategyCollective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2013-12-21 38 
29005080Aspiring Emperor Quest IIIWe save our bodyguard's life, scare a young and pompous noble, enjoy our Champion's sass and meet an old bro.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2013-12-22 36 
29095619Aspiring Emperor Quest IVWe make up an awesome battleplan, get Sarah on our side, screw up diplomacy and slaughter the Vitrians effortlessly.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2013-12-27 37 
29133029Aspiring Emperor Quest VWe promote a new captain, spend a lot of time strategising, resolve some cattiness and get a new banner.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2013-12-29 33 
29153154Aspiring Emperor Quest VIWe try to take Curton with a stealthy approach, but fail miserably. Hilarity ensues. We then move on Toulon.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2013-12-30 31 
29162263Aspiring Emperor Quest VI Pt2We spend a lot of time arguing over what to use PoPs for, find out a new thing to argue over and kill some bandits.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2013-12-30 32 
29174406Aspiring Emperor Quest VIIWe fall for a devilry trap, finally decide who to summon, get some territory for free, succeed at summoning and chat.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2013-12-31 31 
January 2014
29258416Aspiring Emperor Quest VIIIDungeon diving - we descend to Undine's Place of Power.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-01-04 32 
29283119Aspiring Emperor Quest IXWe claim Undine's PoP, hold a long strategy meeting and have some discussions.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-01-05 31 
29297905Aspiring Emperor Quest XWe move on Olmm and elect to try to break a siege by Taour mage-knights.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-01-06 30 
29312228Aspiring Emperor Quest X Pt2You move to clear a daywalker out of Niorte.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-01-06 31 
29334970Aspiring Emperor Quest X Pt3A continuation of the light and fluffy character session from last thread.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-01-07 28 
29415538Aspiring Emperor Quest XIWe get some world news, plan for an onslaught from our foes and kick arse in a siege after some nat 1s.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-01-11 30 
29424835Aspiring Emperor Quest XI Pt2We continue our defense of Niorte.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-01-11 28 
29585338Aspiring Emperor Quest XIIWe defend Vale province from a Vitrian army.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-01-18 30 
29608242Aspiring Emperor Quest XIIIWe wrap up our business in Vale and chat with the men and ladies.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-01-19 30 
29615603Aspiring Emperor Quest XIII Pt2We continue to chat with the various ladies.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-01-19 29 
29754946Aspiring Emperor Quest XIVWe engage in diplomacy with the general in charge of Vitria's forces in Craol.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-01-25 30 
29765650Aspiring Emperor Quest XIV Pt2We spend some time dealing with subordinates. Lots of time.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-01-25 28 
February 2014
29950446Aspiring Emperor Quest XVWe plan the capture of Vitria and the true beginning to our empire.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-02-01 29 
29960407Aspiring Emperor Quest XV Pt2We attempt to depose the head of House Tabeth.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-02-02 27 
30083685Aspiring Emperor Quest XVIWe consider our options in regards to conquering Vitria.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-02-07 29 
30095809Aspiring Emperor Quest XVI Pt2We duel with Gnome and enjoy some downtime.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-02-08 29 
30394338Aspiring Emperor Quest XVIIWe have now conquered Vitria and consider how to proceed.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-02-21 28 
30415816Aspiring Emperor Quest XVIIIWe continue to consider our approach after conquering Vitria.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-02-22 28 
March 2014
30570799Aspiring Emperor Quest XIXWe arrive in Farun and meet a fox.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-03-01 29 
30695457Aspiring Emperor Quest XXWe go revenant hunting.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-03-07 27 
30854479Aspiring Emperor Quest XXIWe go to finish off the revenant.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-03-15 30 
30976989Aspiring Emperor Quest XXIIWe meet with the Magi League representative and manage our empire.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-03-21 28 
31003332Aspiring Emperor Quest XXII Pt2A lazy day in the life of Imperator Talon York.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-03-23 29 
April 2014
31230485On the divinity of the God EmperorSome guy asks for in-universe arguments for proof of the Emperor's divinity. He gets what he asked for, along with pasta, slight storytime, and DMing advice40k, Emperor, Emps, Emprah, funny, story, storytime, stories, pasta, copypasta, fuck witches, DM, GM, DH, that guy, argument, arguing, theology2014-04-03 5 
31281947Aspiring Emperor Quest XXIIIWe battle with the Taourans in our advancing conquest of the Darlesian region.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-04-05 29 
31292145Aspiring Emperor Quest XXIII Pt2We continue to battle against Taour.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-04-06 30 
31412841Aspiring Emperor Quest XXIVWe finish off the battle in Raupe.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-04-11 28 
31564658Aspiring Emperor Quest XXVWe finish up in Raupe.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-04-19 27 
31574810Aspiring Emperor Quest XXV Pt2We debate what to do with Hiien now that we control it.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-04-19 29 
31666743Aspiring Emperor Quest XXVIYou consider how to deal with the Taouran problem.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-04-24 31 
31675797Aspiring Emperor Quest XXVI Pt2We consider a deal from a foxy lady and look to the future.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-04-24 29 
31689669Aspiring Emperor Quest XXVIIWe respond to our growing troubles in Taour and Darlesia.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-04-25 29 
31697484Aspiring Emperor Quest XXVII Pt2We meet General Volante.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-04-25 28 
31714101Aspiring Emperor Quest XXVIIIWe continue our campaign against Taour.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-04-26 29 
31723169Aspiring Emperor Quest XXVIII Pt2We lay siege to Taour.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-04-26 28 
May 2014
31892326Aspiring Emperor Quest XXIXWe explore the vampires' mansions.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-05-04 28 
31902320Aspiring Emperor Quest XXIX Pt2We fight with Perin Blackwater.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-05-04 30 
32042572Aspiring Emperor Quest XXXWith Taour conquered, we onto managing our currently unwielding empire.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-05-10 28 
32050478Aspiring Emperor Quest XXX Pt2We look into a squire and ranger order.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-05-11 29 
32335221Aspiring Emperor Quest XXXIWe manage out considerably larger empire after catching our elf squire being harrassed.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-05-25 28 
32341938Aspiring Emperor Quest XXXI Pt2We do lots of empire management.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-05-25 26 
32464096Aspiring Emperor Quest XXXIIWe conduct diplomacy as only an Imperator can do.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-05-31 29 
June 2014
32615889Aspiring Emperor Quest XXXIIIWe dilly-dally a bit in Ahm, including with a fox.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-06-07 28 
32625972Aspiring Emperor Quest XXXIII Pt2We engage with a massive gauntlet through any means but a straightforward assault.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-06-07 29 
32638465Aspiring Emperor Quest XXXIVYou explore the labyrinth under Ahm.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-06-08 30 
32782665Aspiring Emperor Quest XXXVWe finish up in Ahm.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-06-14 26 
32791218Aspiring Emperor Quest XXXV Pt2We continued to finish up in Ahm. And stroke some fluffy tails. So fluffy.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-06-15 28 
July 2014
33211600Aspiring Emperor Quest XXXVIWe meet the Archangel of Life.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-07-06 27 
33220046Aspiring Emperor Quest XXXVI Pt2We get beaten up by some fluffy tailsCollective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-07-06 28 
33240135Warframe Quest #4Warframe fucks the Zerg up and prepares to go up against papa smurfCollective Game, Warframe Quest, Anima, It'll be YEARS before you can face me Emperors Lance, Tenno2014-07-07 4 
33340580Aspiring Emperor Quest XXXVIITalking about foxes and the (hopefully not Namek-like) Tourney mini-arc begins.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-07-12 28 
33352302Aspiring Emperor Quest XXXVII Pt2We fight in a grand melee as Finn.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-07-12 30 
33384368Aspiring Emperor Quest XXXVIIIWe finish up the grand melee and move onto the rest of the tourney.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-07-14 28 
33392506Aspiring Emperor Quest XXXVIII Pt2We begin the archery contest for the tournament.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-07-14 29 
33497860Aspiring Emperor Quest XXXIXWe diplomance everything that walks on two legs.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-07-19 28 
33507663Aspiring Emperor Quest XXXIX Pt2Dragons may be majestic but that doesn't mean you must pay them respect.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-07-19 27 
33656980Aspiring Emperor Quest XLWe begin to finish the tournament.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-07-26 26 
33667462Aspiring Emperor Quest XL Pt2Lynn duels with Rayza.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-07-26 28 
August 2014
33826046Aspiring Emperor Quest XLIWe make lots of decisions and determine the near future of the quest.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-08-02 28 
33833461Aspiring Emperor Quest XLI Pt2We finish our decision making and talk about dragons.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-08-02 28 
34017005Aspiring Emperor Quest XLIIWe actually talk about dragons before socialising. The QM is also hungover - yay for him.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-08-10 26 
34029799Aspiring Emperor Quest XLII Pt2We talk shop with fluffy tails.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-08-10 29 
34163526Aspiring Emperor Quest XLIIIWe meet the fox chief and manage our empire in preparation for yet more conquest.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-08-16 27 
34172518Aspiring Emperor Quest XLIII Pt2We plan a canal.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-08-16 27 
34180169Aspiring Emperor Quest XLIII Pt3The session goes on for some indefinite period of time for social activity.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-08-16 28 
34325695Aspiring Emperor Quest XLIVWe are Tarfinn and we will impress our master!Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-08-23 27 
34337152Aspiring Emperor Quest XLIV Pt2We try not to spill spaghetti everywhere while talking to as princess as Tarfinn.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-08-23 26 
34489553Aspiring Emperor Quest XLVWe talk business while war rages.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-08-30 24 
34500053Aspiring Emperor Quest XLV Pt2We govern our empire.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-08-30 25 
September 2014
34656041Aspiring Emperor Quest XLVIFlashback thread. We learn about Talon's past.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-09-06 27 
34771534The King of HomelessA reflection upon the privileges granted to the King of Homeless.creepy, awesome, The Sandman, Emperor Norton I2014-09-10 36 
34820340Aspiring Emperor Quest XLVIIWe investigate what we saw in the flashback.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-09-13 26 
35159278Aspiring Emperor Quest XLVIIINothing but empire management here, folks.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-09-28 25 
October 2014
35287237Aspiring Emperor Quest XLIXWe learn about some of the things that happen over the timeskip.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-10-04 25 
35458331Aspiring Emperor Quest LWe strategise for our war with Shropham.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-10-12 25 
35590278Aspiring Emperor Quest LIWe move on to Sorsdain in our conquest of Shropham.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-10-17 27 
35877395Aspiring Emperor Quest LIIThe blitz is over and more consideration happens.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-10-31 27 
November 2014
35897536Aspiring Emperor Quest LIIIWe move on the city of Shropham itself.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-11-01 26 
36020921Aspiring Emperor Quest LIVWe lay siege to Shropham itself (no, really, this time).Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-11-07 27 
36164274Aspiring Emperor Quest LVWe assault Shropham's upper platform.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-11-14 25 
36175253Aspiring Emperor Quest LV Pt2We finish up in Shropham, finally.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-11-15 26 
December 2014
36608025Aspiring Emperor Quest LV Pt3The QM clarifies what will happen after the break.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-12-06 25 
36821904Aspiring Emperor Quest LVIWe handle the aftermath of the Shropham campaign.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-12-17 26 
36829929Aspiring Emperor Quest LVI Pt2We finish up discussing fluffy tails.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-12-18 24 
36880037Aspiring Emperor Quest LVIIYou leave Shropham and return to HarrowmontCollective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-12-20 27 
36939238Aspiring Emperor Quest LVIIIWe are Tarfinn and we shall secure Balkarin's Places of Power for our master!Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-12-23 30 
36959535Khornette Quest #18In which we save a lost Eldar and talk about accepting Chaos into her life.Collective Game, Khornette, Nurglette, Eldar, Emperor's Day, Healing, ELH2014-12-25 11 
37006375Aspiring Emperor Quest LIXWe are Tarfinn and we shall explore Balkarin.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-12-27 26 
37067411Aspiring Emperor Quest LXThe second numbers thread, with even more numeratic action.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-12-30 24 
37078422Aspiring Emperor Quest LX Pt2Empire management mostly done, we then probably discuss it to death.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2014-12-31 25 
January 2015
37092365Aspiring Emperor Quest LX Pt3More slice-of-life.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2015-01-01 23 
37139283Aspiring Emperor Quest LXIWe meet an old foxy 'friend' and go looking for a PoP and Finn's salvation.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2015-01-03 27 
37267380Aspiring Emperor Quest LXIIYou visit the elves of Terrnaine Forest.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2015-01-09 25 
37592676Aspiring Emperor Quest LXIIIWe make more decisions regarding dysfunctional elves.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2015-01-24 24 
February 2015
37906547Aspiring Emperor Quest LXIVWe argue with elves over Finn and Daerfir as we wrap up Terrnaine Forest.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2015-02-07 24 
38065893Aspiring Emperor Quest LXVWe ensure that our glorious reign does not end abruptly due to scorned women.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2015-02-14 25 
38222253Aspiring Emperor Quest LXVIWe prepare for a demonic siege of Harrowmont.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2015-02-21 25 
38234502Aspiring Emperor Quest LXVI Pt2We defend our fortress from horrible demons that know no fear or pain.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2015-02-22 23 
38378187Aspiring Emperor Quest LXVIIWe continue to defend Harrowmont from demons, including assaulting a massive siege platform.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2015-02-28 23 
March 2015
38681198Aspiring Emperor Quest LXVIIIWe fend off the final storm of demons.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2015-03-13 24 
38703547Aspiring Emperor Quest LXIXWe end the demonic siege.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2015-03-14 23 
38853351Aspiring Emperor Quest LXIX Pt2We discuss the quest's problems and its future.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2015-03-21 21 
April 2015
39114697Aspiring Emperor Quest: A Peasant's LifeA one-shot where we go through the life of a peasant through the York Empire's timeline.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2015-04-04 24 
39286804Aspiring Emperor Quest LXXWe wrap up the seige and begin a long timeskip.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2015-04-12 21 
39295454Aspiring Emperor Quest LXX Pt2Last thread's description was a lie and no timeskip commenced. Instead we talk about a dragon.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2015-04-12 21 
39429259Aspiring Emperor Quest LXXIThe beginning of the timeskip events. No numeratic action yet.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2015-04-19 23 
May 2015
39715351Aspiring Emperor Quest LXXIIWe discuss Sarah's studies and consider rebuilding priorities.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2015-05-03 21 
39836125Aspiring Emperor Quest LXXIIIWe visit the dwarven capital.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2015-05-09 21 
40135907Aspiring Emperor Quest LXXIVAnother numbers thread, with almost realistic numeratic action.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2015-05-24 21 
40146122Aspiring Emperor Quest LXXIV Pt2The amazing action continues, with research being crazy and construction being huge.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2015-05-24 21 
June 2015
40584339Aspiring Emperor Quest LXXVWe grapple with many rulers at the same time. Or perhaps not.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2015-06-14 21 
40722038Aspiring Emperor Quest LXXVIWe speak with an Archangel and listen to his proposals.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2015-06-21 17 
40731237Aspiring Emperor Quest LXXVI Pt2We negotiate with an archangel over the Lord of Ember.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2015-06-21 17 
40865945Aspiring Emperor Quest LXXVIIThe keep comes under assault and we plan for the three-pronged assault on our lands.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2015-06-28 15 
July 2015
41308938Aspiring Emperor Quest LXXVIIIWe begin our campaign against Falwick.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, conquest2015-07-19 15 
October 2015
43054415[Quest] For the Emperor - Imperial Navy Quest #0 (Prelude)We introduce our protagonist, an Imperial Navy Cadet on his final examination test.Quest, Star Wars, Navy Quest, For the Emperor2015-10-14 6 
43058089[Quest] For the Emperor - Imperial Navy Quest #0.1 (Prelude)We go full FTL. Quint a shit, Tons a pansy, Tadia a hero. We a bigger hero.Collective Game, Quest, Star Wars, Navy Quest, For the Emperor2015-10-14 5 
43061302Imperial Navy Quest 0.2In which Otto gets drunk on spice wine. Flirts with sub-human filth and hears an old clones war story that he will probably forget.Collective_gameQuest, Star Wars, Navy Quest, For the Emperor2015-10-14 6 
December 2015
44195427Great Wardragon Quest (One-shot)We play as Lairos, an ancient and bloodthirsty dragon. We eat people, screw with politics and get socked in the face by a mage.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, Aspirational, Aspiring Emperor Quest Re2015-12-16 16 
44231399Aspiring Emperor Quest (Re.) 1We spend a shitton of time voting on who we want to be, then kill some people and take stock.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, Aspirational, Aspiring Emperor Quest Re2015-12-18 17 
44236285Aspiring Emperor Quest (Re.) 1.5We launch an ambush, roll well and then retreat to Harrowmont for defense.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, Aspirational, Aspiring Emperor Quest Re2015-12-18 13 
44251155Aspiring Emperor Quest (Re.) 2We fight off a siege and vote on our Champion.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, Aspirational, Aspiring Emperor Quest Re2015-12-19 11 
44258717Aspiring Emperor Quest (Re.) 2.5We wrap up a social scene and consider the Vitrian situation.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, Aspirational, Aspiring Emperor Quest Re2015-12-19 12 
44287251Aspiring Emperor Quest (Re.) 3We make our plans, stare at our Champion and move on Vitria.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, Aspirational, Aspiring Emperor Quest Re2015-12-21 13 
44294493Aspiring Emperor Quest (Re.) 3.5We infiltrate Vitria with the intention of slaying the daywalker who has seized it.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, Aspirational, Aspiring Emperor Quest Re2015-12-21 12 
44308393Aspiring Emperor Quest (Re.) 4You plan on assassinating Terce, the vampire witch controlling Vitria.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, Aspirational, Aspiring Emperor Quest Re2015-12-22 11 
44313927Aspiring Emperor Quest (Re.) 4.5After turning a vampire to paste, we finish up in Vitria.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, Aspirational, Aspiring Emperor Quest Re2015-12-22 14 
44379030Aspiring Emperor Quest (Re.) 5An SOL thread over Christmas.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, Aspirational, Aspiring Emperor Quest Re2015-12-26 10 
44450240Aspiring Emperor Quest (Re.) 6We consolidate our power in Vitria and prepare to battle Volante's army.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, Aspirational, Aspiring Emperor Quest Re2015-12-30 10 
44468815Aspiring Emperor Quest (Re.) 7We engage with the vampire general Volante to halt his Vitrian campaign.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, Aspirational, Aspiring Emperor Quest Re2015-12-31 11 
January 2016
44506562Aspiring Emperor Quest (Re.) 8We return to Vitria, spend XP and begin planning for the ascendancy of our empire.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, Aspirational, Aspiring Emperor Quest Re2016-01-02 7 
44513115Aspiring Emperor Quest (Re.) 8.5After revealing our noble past, we chat with a dragon.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, Aspirational, Aspiring Emperor Quest Re2016-01-02 12 
44651324Aspiring Emperor Quest (Re.) 9We decide to march on Darlesia, speak with Farun and meet Lyria in the scales.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, Aspirational, Aspiring Emperor Quest Re2016-01-09 10 
44659127Aspiring Emperor Quest (Re.) 9.5We continue meeting our dragon and then head to Darlesia itself.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, Aspirational, Aspiring Emperor Quest Re2016-01-09 12 
44797295Aspiring Emperor Quest (Re.) 10We make decisions on Darlesia and the mage/royal conflict.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, Aspirational, Aspiring Emperor Quest Re2016-01-15 10 
44819422Aspiring Emperor Quest (Re.) 11We do stuff in Darlesia, probably.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, Aspirational, Aspiring Emperor Quest Re2016-01-16 7 
44966859Aspiring Emperor Quest (Re.) 12We finish up in Darlesia while Volante bears down on us.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, Aspirational, Aspiring Emperor Quest Re2016-01-24 6 
45095361Aspiring Emperor Quest (Re.) 13We defend Darlesia against Volante.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, Aspirational, Aspiring Emperor Quest Re2016-01-30 6 
March 2016
45791510The Imperal Guard writes a Letter to EmperorLast from /TG/ Imperial Guard trilogy, where we finally message Emperor and end our adventure.40k, imperial guard, letter, Emperor, funny2016-03-04 16 
45782966emperors text to speech memesA regular emperors tekst to speech thread turn into meme creating many new reaction images are made archived for those who missed it.emperors text to speech, memes, reaction images,2016-03-05 11 
45822646Aspiring Emperor Quest (Re.) 14We resume after an unexpected break and move onto empire management.Collective Game, Aspiring Emperor Quest, Aspirational, Aspiring Emperor Quest Re2016-03-06 5 
April 2016
46840672Random Power Generation GameA champion of Slannesh is coming to do things to your orifices you cannot even imagine. Do you survive?Random Power Generation, Emperors Children, 40k, orifice invasion, slannesh, 2016-04-23 2 
June 2016
220818Rex Regum, chapter 1You retake your capital of old, and begin an adventure anewRex Regum, Emperor, Beginnings2016-06-04 2 
October 2016
49591185Nobledark 40k part deuxAlternate 40k with Humans and Eldar going last Alliance of men and Elves. First chapter was not archived.Eldar, human, nobledark, emperor, Isha2016-10-09 31 
49707496Nobledark 40k part tetheraAlternate 40k with Humans and Eldar going last Alliance of men and Elves. A sequal threadEldar, human, nobledark, emperor, Isha2016-10-21 28 
49889220Nobledark 40k Part Quadra-something(?)Alternate 40k with Humans and Eldar going last Alliance of men and Elves. Another sequel thread, gone too soon.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha2016-10-25 27 
November 2016
49948023Nobledark 40k The FifthAlternate 40k with Humans and Eldar going last Alliance of men and Elves. Attempts to focus on War of the Beast, derails quickly.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2016-11-02 26 
50077670Nobledark 40k de la SixAlternate 40k with Humans and Eldar going last Alliance of men and Elves. Died too soon, again.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2016-11-05 26 
50119235Nobledark 40k de la Six part IIAlternate 40k with Humans and Eldar going last Alliance of men and Elves. Krieg is chillingly fleshed out and Sangy's tale is finished.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2016-11-16 25 
50263743Nobledark 40k 8.040k AU with Humans and Eldar going Last Alliance of men and Elves. Cleaned up fluff, did Eldrad & Corax, beginning to overhaul 1d4chan page.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2016-11-27 23 
December 2016
50425952Nobledark 40k 8.140k AU with Humans and Eldar going Last Alliance of men and Elves. Russ firmed up, planning for Lion and Horus being started.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2016-12-13 21 
50634307 SoB as Imperial Daemons, Second VerseContinuing from the last thread. Expanding the New Empire of Man now that The God-Emperor of Mankind is a literal Chaos God. Fluff abounds!worldbuilding, daemons, imperial cult, chaos, The Emperor is a literal Chaos God2016-12-15 2 
50684106Nobledark 40k Niner40k AU with Humans and Eldar going Last Alliance of men and Elves. Died too soon, again.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2016-12-16 21 
50722355SoB demons, probably the last threadFinal iteration of the Imperial Daemon threads. May the Emperor protect us as we create the fluff for this world.worldbuilding, daemons, imperial cult, chaos, The Emperor is a literal Chaos God2016-12-21 4 
January 2017
50874097Nobledark 40k X(mas)Some seriously good writefaggatory including but not limited to WotB, slice of life and the origin of the Greater GoodEldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-01-01 20 
50992723Nobledark 40k XIA.I. overlords, military structure, Jubblowski, Q'orl and attempts to unfuck up the technocracy.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-01-07 20 
51105718Nobledark 40k X + IIDetail of military organization and equipment, notes on the Chaos Eldar and their relationship with Dark Eldar and Orks, slice of life etcEldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-01-14 18 
51257007Nobledark 40k XIII: Based Horus editionSome drawfagging, some ushankas, some speculation on the pantheons and the great game. Other stuff.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-01-20 18 
51441824Nobledark 40k XIV: Remember, No Gothic editionAdBio, writefagging, list of godly things, Calgar and the Swarmlord and the 1st Bug WarEldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-01-30 18 
February 2017
51524369Nobledark 40k XV: Bug-hunt, crazy Necrons Sororitas discussion, Kryptman, Nemesor Zahndrekh, Vampires, Big Ships and moreEldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-02-05 16 
51646615Nobledark 40k XVI: War of the Wiki Edition Chaos Eldar warrior fluff, religions of the Imperium, stuff about Erebus, a mad bastard elder called Rommel and more oh my!Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-02-12 16 
51730871Nobledark 40k XVII: What The Fuck Is Going On editionPrimarchfag writes some stuff about Fulgrim,more stuff on vampires, sororitas, religion and Imperial policy.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-02-19 16 
51833468Nobledark 40k XVIII: Perils of the Warp EditionThe Prince gets a rewrite, Chaos Eldar get some good shit, Dr Bile is getting shit done, Outsider be crazy, Phoenix Lords, Orks getting realEldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-02-25 16 
March 2017
51972949Nobledark 40k XIX: Whose Grimdark Is It Anyway EditionArguments over Tau, Tau Doomguy, Ursh, Navigators, Armageddon and the lunatics who live on it, and moreEldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-03-07 15 
52094866Nobledark 40k Part 20: Fuck Roman Numerals editionOld Eldar Empire was fucked up, attempts to make some new eldar characters, Chaos Soldiery fleshed out, a bit more writefagging Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-03-15 15 
1283529The Raid of Carmentia I: A Squire's MettleThe Angels Aurum Chapter stands ready to defend Carmentia against the hordes of Heretics and Cultists Collective Game, 40k, 40K, Warhammer, Space Marines, Chaos, Cults, Cultists, Xenos, Blood Angels, Imperium of Man, Emperor, Chapter Quest2017-03-26 1 
52262671Nobledark 40k Part XXI: Return of the Roman NumeralsAngry renegade Dark Eldar, bit moar on Fulgrim, bit on Dr. Bile, the shadier things of the Alpha Legion, Monty Python.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-03-27 15 
April 2017
1301602The Raid of Carmentia IIA: CerroghostIn the ruins of the Wooden Citadel, Cerroghost, Caen awakes. Alone, lost, and Harried by forces within and without.Collective Game, 40k, 40K, Warhammer, Space Marines, Chaos, Cults, Cultists, Xenos, Blood Angels, Imperium of Man, Emperor, Chapter Quest2017-04-01 1 
52451994Nobledark Imperium: The Shining Bunkers of Civilization EditionTimeline hammerin out, Necron Titans, Gutsmek Wazdakka, Macharius, A Ω Hydra, Kinebrach blades and moreEldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-04-07 13 
52634996Nobledark 40k Part 23: Return of the Thread Numbering editionTankred Enduring, character of Isha All-Mother discussed, more of Fulgrim's story, on Kinebrach blades, Khine awaits his Chariot and more.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-04-16 14 
52769445Nobledark 40k Part 24: Fyodor Flips His Shit editionInquisition Schism, Angron writefaggatory, 5 Big Bastards written about, Chaos Eldar are dicks, Dark Mechanicus origins, Fenris Ultramar etcEldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-04-25 12 
May 2017
52931666Nobledark 40k Part 25: ROADTRIP YEAAAAAAAAAH editionHell that is Cadia, Caerys, Kayleth, Relationships of the gods, moar on Arrotyr, moar Chaos Eldar troops/atrocitiesEldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-05-05 11 
53143370Nobledark 40k Part XXVI: Roman Numerals ReloadedNature of Preatoria and Mordia, Dark City social changes, Crone Eldar, Malal deamon-prince, Hrud, Qah, Unnaground, Hubworlders, Legienstrass Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-05-16 11 
53338185Nobledark 40k Part 27: Roman Numerals are Shit EditionSomeone steps up to the plate for Dorn, Crone Eldar WMDs, Badab War, Feast of Blades, Interex and their warriors, and more.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-05-26 11 
June 2017
53557919Nobledark 40k 28: Imperial Grand Tour editionSavlar, felinids, Damocles Gulf, more Old Earth, Silent King, what are Zoats and should (the tyranids) be eating them, and more.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-06-09 11 
53787726Nobledark 40k 29: Multi-Drug withdrawal edditionUrkrathos the Chaos Fleet Master, more on Savlar, Saharduin, Indigo Crow and the Raid, Tyrant Star and Harrowing, nature of AssassinsEldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-06-23 11 
July 2017
53972235Nobledark 40k 30:Lost and Damned guide to Shaa-Dome real estate EditionGods, Tau, Changeling, Ceggers, Daemonculaba, Adoption, Hector Rex, Dark Mechanicus, Eisenhorn, 1st Dorn draft, Malal, Dark Sun, WarpstoneEldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-07-05 11 
54215770Nobledark 40k: Bureaucrat's Wetdreams (or nightmare) editionCurrency, Draco is a freak, Angron and slavery, Minotaurs,Doomtau Kais, Preatorians and sexy nuns, floaty skulls, Titus is building a LegionEldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-07-21 11 
August 2017
54503379Nobledark 40k 32: Survivor Civilization editioTaldeer has Slutty Ears, Ultramar Draft 1, Iybraesil, Damocles Crusade, Tigurius, Demiurg, Titus and Mira, Savlar wear vault suits.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-08-03 11 
54715863 Nobledark 40k 33: Orkz is da greenist and bestest edition Featuring the Saruthi, Lady Celestine, Cyrene Valantion, actual agreement on Eversors, Ulthran Cartel politics, and (attempts at) OrksEldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 402017-08-16 11 
55001131Nobledark 40k 34: Orkz IIDied far too young, but contains discussion and Bjorn writefaggotry worthy of archiving.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 402017-08-24 11 
September 2017
55066206Nobledark 40k part 35: the Old (and new) Gods editionMostly Necrons, C'tan, and Blood Angels, along with associated things.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-09-04 11 
55313386Nobledark 40k part 36: Citizen Khaine editionSquats, shrikes, Slaugh and the Rangdan Xenocides, adorable proto-orks, more Ultramar, and more.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-09-19 11 
October 2017
55583946Nobledark 40k part 37: Hive Architecture 101 and Remedial Political History EditionWe finally talk about the Tau. General Eldar stuff, Black Legion, the Imperial Aquila.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-10-07 10 
55824461Nobledark 40k part 38: Master of Meatkind EditionMore of Lion's story, Tarellian colonies and culture, Xun'bakyr and the Maynarch Dynasty, and the crazy stuff on GanymedeEldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-10-19 10 
November 2017
56059361Nobledark 40k part 39: Spooky Scary Necrons EditionMore on the Silent King and Maynarkh Dynasty, more High Lords, spess combat, and Bile's projects and relationship with Commorragh.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-11-04 11 
56286128Nobledark 40k part 40: Skiing in Space Austria editionAsdrubael Vect and the Dark Eldar, Reri Hesperax, Ratlings, Eldar Empire logistics, Asurmen and Phoenix Lords, Legienstrasse & Draco storiesEldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-11-16 11 
56468501Nobledark 40k part 41: Fear and Loathing in Savlar editionMore on the Phoenix Lords, Tau, Inquisitor Valeria, and more.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-11-27 10 
December 2017
56684946Nobledark 40k part 42: Unpronounceable Tau name editionDied way too soon, but a little done including a complete writeup for Kryptman.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-12-01 10 
56706040Nobledark 40k part 42a: Unpronounceable Tau name edition part IIFulgrim returns, Catachan, Slaugth get a writeup, and more.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-12-08 10 
56930616Nobledark 40k part 43: WAAAGH! editionThread died too quickly again, but some discussion of Vandire and the Imperial Civil WarEldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-12-15 10 
56947494Nobledark 40k part 44: Coming around for another go editionFenris versus the Olamic Quietude, more squats, Cain's assistant, more Vulkan, are Orks edible, and more.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-12-21 10 
57055511Nobledark 40k part 45: SCREEE! editionFinally get the fluff of the Astronomican fixed, Elysian Drop Troopers, Octarius, Tarellian religion, Cthonia, and moreEldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2017-12-28 10 
January 2018
57242663Nobledark 40k part 46: One Crusade Man editionIsha worship, tyranids, and some other discussion. Died way too early, archived for completeness sake.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2018-01-05 10 
57265950Nobledark 40k part 47: The End Times editionHopefully not the End Times. Craftworld Kaelor, Khaine, Taldeer, Wyverns, Obliterators, Kroot, Genehounds, Moons of Shaa-Dome, and more. Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2018-01-12 12 
57452096Nobledark 40k part 48: Not The End Times editionQah died for your sins subedition. Hrud, Tau-Imperium cultural friction, pre-Raid Macha, wraithguard, Crone Eldar abominations, and more.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2018-01-21 12 
February 2018
57661171Nobledark 40k part 49: Big Slapfight in Heaven editionBloodtide, Marines Malevolent, Sisters fluff starts to get fixed, Celestine, Imperial Civil War, and more.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2018-02-05 10 
57828105Nobledark 40k part 50: Big 5-0 editionLion finally gets finished, Khorne's Avatar, more debate over non-militant Sisters, Stern, Titus, Morty was right: vermin get the last word Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2018-02-12 10 
57999291Nobledark 40k part 51: Galactic. Eldar. Conspiracy. EditionOlamic Quietude, [Redacted] about the Cabal and Gahet, A.I. related stuff, Viskeon, Luther's world in the Eye, and more.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2018-02-23 10 
March 2018
58264906Nobledark 40k part 52: Prospero University EditionTaskmaster of Shaa-Dome, Pastoral Worlds, Anval Thawn, an alternate future, Siege of Terra, AdMech and the Fab-General, DOOMRIDER, and more.Eldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2018-03-12 10 
58563280Nobledark 40k part 52: Szarekh Does Not Serve EditionOrk diplomats (now making more sense than the ones in canon), the cost of eternal war, blanks and Sisters of Silence, dreadnaughts, and moreEldar, Human, Nobledark, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2018-03-26 10 
April 2018
58818593Nobledark 40K Pt 54: Let's Number This Right EditionDiscussion of unsaved old ideas, coop Imperial Army units, the Laer, and wonder metal neutronium. Died early, archived for organization.Nobledark, Eldar, Human, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2018-04-05 10 
59020817Nobledark 40k part 55: Dorn's Last Stand editionElysium system, Blacklaw the Freeboota, discussion and planning of various aspects of the setting, and more.Nobledark, Eldar, Human, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2018-04-16 10 
59183440Nobledark Imperium Part 56: Bug War EditionMore Blacklaw, armored warfare, Space hulks, Brain Boyz, Tau-Imperial relations, Angron and his children, and more.Nobledark, Eldar, Human, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2018-04-27 10 
May 2018
59412072Nobledark Imperium Part 57: Gold And Silver EditiionRedneck Tau, vox-warfare in Navy doctrine, Blacklaw finished, and a "cute HumanxEldar romance" - an Anon who had their wish fulfilled.Nobledark,Eldar,Human,Emperor,Isha,40K,Warhammer 40K2018-05-07 10 
59566862Nobledark Imperium Part 58: Doom'Tau EditionDeathwatch, Nazdreg da Git, more writing, Sons of Antaeus, Mortifactors, Novamarines, and more.Nobledark, Eldar, Human, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2018-05-17 10 
59767125Nobledark Imperium Part 59: SPESS MARINE EditionHereteks, life of the average Joe, the expedition of Por'O M'arc, Chief Psykana of the Adeptus Astronomica, location of Cthonia, and moreNobledark, Eldar, Human, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2018-05-23 10 
June 2018
59905153Nobledark Imperium Part 60: Ringworld EditionIron Minds versus Old Empire, galaxy map, Interex society and government, Rednecks versus Aliens, and more.Nobledark, Eldar, Human, Emperor, Isha, 40k, Warhammer 40k2018-06-03 10 
60121526Nobledark Imperium Part 61: Rednecks v. Xenos EditionMinor xenos backgrounds fluffed out, Mont'Kau suit finished, Chaos commanders get developed, & Imperial architectural trends are discussed.Nobledark, Eldar, Human, Emperor, Isha, 40K, Warhammer 40K2018-06-17 10 
60371811Nobledark Imperium Part 62: Imperial Propaganda EditionUllanor, New Men writefaggotry, the Ilmaea of Commorragh, the voyage of Por'o M'arc, Space Marines on Old Earth, and more.Nobledark, Eldar, Human, Emperor, Isha, 40K, Warhammer 40K2018-06-29 10 
July 2018
60604925Nobledark Imperium Part 63: Lady Malys' Quotebook EditionLineup for the Raid, nature of humanity and abhumans, Codex entries, Rak'gol, the corrupted Man of Gold, the Cthonian Ring, and more.Nobledark, Eldar, Human, Emperor, Isha, 40K, Warhammer 40K2018-07-14 10 
60859322Nobledark 40k part 62a: Yet another Man of Gold Awards editionDIed far too soon, but contains good writing that needs to be archived.Nobledark, Eldar, Human, Emperor, Isha, 40K, Warhammer 40K2018-07-17 7 
60898868Nobledark 40k part 62a: Wrapping Things Up edition?Crone Berserkers, Demiurg, Goge Vandire, naval battles, life in the Cadian Gate region, and more.Nobledark, Eldar, Human, Emperor, Isha, 40K, Warhammer 40K2018-07-28 9 
August 2018
61123571Nobledark imperium part 65: This is (Not) The End editionMotivations of Lady Malys, Tindalosi and Ordo Chronos, High Lady of the Psykana, Death of Argel Tal, Davinite Lodges, Blood Pact, and moreNobledark, Eldar, Human, Emperor, Isha, 40K, Warhammer 40K2018-08-06 10 
61372827Nobledark imperium part 66: Get in Luther, We're Going Black Crusading editionMalys and Be'lakor, Duke Severus XIII, Sly Marbo, webway gates of Sol, eldar psychology, Saim-Hann, Inquisitor Valeria, and moreNobledark, Eldar, Human, Emperor, Isha, 40K, Warhammer 40K2018-08-21 10 
61670286The Lady CommissarA Commissar teases a poor guardsman who made the mistake of catching her attention.Female Commissar, femdom, Emperor 2018-08-30 20 
September 2018
61588973Nobledark imperium part 67: Daemons 101 for Dummies editionLynn Mywin and Ephrael Stern, Freri and Geki, Ahriman, Blood Pact, Medusae, and more.Nobledark, Eldar, Human, Emperor, Isha, 40K, Warhammer 40K2018-09-05 6 
61833502Nobledark imperium part 68: I Am Alpharius editionDied far too soon, but included good discussion on the Harrowing, Thexians, Enoulians, more Quietude, and TerranisNobledark, Eldar, Human, Emperor, Isha, 40K, Warhammer 40K2018-09-10 6 
61899944Nobledark Imperium part 68b: [planet]-chan editionMen of Gold get a writeup, bolters, Istvaan, Prometheanism, Fra'al, Hruds and Terranis, and FEELSNobledark, Eldar, Human, Emperor, Isha, 40K, Warhammer 40K2018-09-19 7 
62080203Nobledark Imperium part 69: Two Year Anniversary, Boyz editionDied too soon, but more Ulmeathic League, Alpha Legion versus Be'lakor, felinids, gretchen rebellion, Rogue Traders, and more.Nobledark, Eldar, Human, Emperor, Isha, 40K, Warhammer 40K2018-09-25 8 
October 2018
62171748Nobledark Imperium Part 70: Tau Secretary EditionBlanks, M'kar, Barbarus and Typhon, Féin-Cineál, Sslyth pirates, more Ingethel, life and death of empires, and more.Nobledark, Eldar, Human, Emperor, Isha, 40K, Warhammer 40K2018-10-06 7 
62359978 Nobledark Imperium Part 71: Ssylth Shenanigans EditionAhmontekh and Suhbekhar Dynasty, Lucius, Word Bearers and Monarchia, Idranel, building inspectors (really), Lynn Mywin, and moreNobledark, Eldar, Human, Emperor, Isha, 40K, Warhammer 40K2018-10-21 7 
November 2018
62597893Nobledark Imperium Part 72: BLOODQUEST editionLelith Hesperax, more Lucius, servitors, treatment of mutants, Istvaan V, and assorted miscellaniaNobledark, Eldar, Human, Emperor, Isha, 40K, Warhammer 40K2018-11-02 6 
62813095Nobledark Imperium Part 73: Mystery Tech editionDemiurg, Crone Wild Hunt, more Ulumeathic League, more Fulgrim, Hubworlder Grudges, Void Dragon dreams, Crone plots, and moreNobledark, Eldar, Human, Emperor, Isha, 40K, Warhammer 40K2018-11-13 6 
63044149Nobledark Imperium Part 74: Fleshing out the Great and Bountiful Human Dominion editionSurprisingly lively debate of Spirit of Integrity, Malal, Isha, Hubworlders, Tarellians, Vespid, more Legi and Draco, and more.Nobledark, Eldar, Human, Emperor, Isha, 40K, Warhammer 40K2018-11-28 7 
December 2018
63265340Nobledark Imperium Park 75: Missing Pieces of Malal EditionMore Malal, Crone "Society", Geography of the Eye, Ingethel, Czevak, Jubbowski gets a rewrite, Order of the Old Tree, Handmaidens, and morNobledark, Eldar, Human, Emperor, Isha, 40K, Warhammer 40K2018-12-12 6 
63691964How the Arbites saved EmperormasA bunch of incompetent Arbites fail their way through a Dark Heresy CampaignAdeptus Arbites, 40K, storytime, Emperormas, Dark Heresy2018-12-25 -11 
63512037Nobledark Imperium Part 76: Tenta-Crones and Wyches EditionNightbringer versus Khorne, more Tarellians, Isha's daemons, more Czevak and Jubblowski, central themes, and more.Nobledark, Eldar, Human, Emperor, Isha, 40K, Warhammer 40K2018-12-29 5 
January 2019
63751904Nobledark Imperium Part 77: Fleshing Things Out EditionInquisitor Heldane, Vect and Malys have a spat, Yvraine's social life, Aun'va and the Emperor, capital ships, Vandire's rise, and moreNobledark, Eldar, Human, Emperor, Isha, 40K, Warhammer 40K2019-01-16 3 
February 2019
64151956Nobledark Imperium Part 77: Manifest Ectasy EditionWritefag delivers on a lot of Sisters of Battle writing, Necrons versus tyranids (twice), how humans and eldar see each other, and moreNobledark, Eldar, Human, Emperor, Isha, 40K, Warhammer 40K2019-02-02 3 
64394033Nobledark Imperium Part 79: Rise of the Imperium The Musical Edition More Sisters, Arrotyr gets the Monty Python treatment, Nightsiders, Imperial bureaucracy, and more.Nobledark, Eldar, Human, Emperor, Isha, 40K, Warhammer 40K2019-02-15 2 
64663397Nobledark Imperium Part 80: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD KING OF THE GALAXY editionRatlings, space battles, tabletop in the nobledark, Blood Pact society, Gathrog and Dregruk, and more.Nobledark, Eldar, Human, Emperor, Isha, 40K, Warhammer 40K2019-02-23 4 
March 2019
64830871Nobledark Imperium Part 81: Milk for the Khorne Flakes EditionChaos Felinids, the World that Wasn't/Veiled Region, Kiavahr, Spirit of Integrity, more space battles, leader of Carlos McConnell, and moreNobledark, Eldar, Human, Emperor, Isha, 40K, Warhammer 40K2019-03-13 3 
65114001Nobledark Imperium Part 82 : Eldar Tallarnian Holidays editionThe idiot playboy of McConnell Corp, mythical Trials of Isha, Zarakynel tries to be a homewrecker, daemon weapons, and moreNobledark, Eldar, Human, Emperor, Isha, 40K, Warhammer 40K2019-03-30 2 
April 2019
65418021Nobledark Imperium Part 83: Nurglite Wight King Edition Necron terriforming, writeups for Obyron's duel and Veiled Region, Mandragora and the lost Necron homeworld, and more.Nobledark, Eldar, Human, Emperor, Isha, 40K, Warhammer 40K2019-04-06 3 
April 2020
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72167194warning the Emperor thread #2A continuation of anon's attempts to preemptively prevent the Horus Heresy. Now with extra storytime. storytime, writefag, Emperor, Great Crusade, Not As Planned, time travel2020-04-24 30 
72198499warning the emperor #3A continuation of anon's attempts to preemptively prevent the Horus Heresy.storytime, writefag, Emperor, Great Crusade, Not As Planned, time travel2020-04-27 28 
May 2020
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72796998Warning the Emperor #5A continuation of anon's attempts to preemptively prevent the Horus Heresy. Now featuring Leman Russ.storytime, writefag, Emperor, Great Crusade, Not As Planned, time travel2020-05-26 73 
September 2020
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74732945Warning The Emperor #7A continuation of anon's attempts to preemptively prevent the Horus Heresystorytime, writefag, Emperor, Great Crusade, Not As Planned, time travel2020-09-05 65 
October 2020
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December 2020
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February 2021
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77703486Warning The Emperor #11A continuation of anon's attempts to preemptively prevent the Horus Heresystorytime, writefag, Emperor, Great Crusade, Not As Planned, time travel2021-02-23 42 
77782960Warning The Emperor #12 Prelude A continuation of anon's attempts to preemptively prevent the Horus Heresystorytime, writefag, Emperor, Great Crusade, Not As Planned, time travel2021-02-28 66 
November 2021
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