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December 2007
925367BOYZ UV DA DAMNEDA cunning ork's plan to imitate the Legion of the damnedOrks, Damned, lulz2007-12-22 0 
April 2008
1538090Resin mold tutorialFinally, in amongst the ashes of /tg/ comes anonymous, dispensing with minature piracy methods. molds, resin, games workshop, poorhammer2008-04-16 35 
May 2008
1689459OrkonomicsEssay is posted regarding the role of teef in the ork ekonomy. /tg/ discuss dakka and hos.orks, teef, writefag, warhammer 40k2008-05-09 12 
1706268Aspekt BoyzExploring how ded 'ard, shooty and choppy the panzees really is.orks, 40k, eldar2008-05-11 25 
1740845ORKSVast numbers of the most awesome Ork models around. The only thread in ages that doesn't need moar dakka.orks, 40k, miniatures2008-05-15 20 
176920140k Arbor day editionIn the GRIM and DARK universe of 40k, there is only PHOTOSYNTHESIS.wh40k, orks, derailment2008-05-19 11 
January 2009
3302710Kustum Ork KonversionsA Tripfag posts his Ork conversions, which turn out to be awesome. Anon is inspired by his Orkiness.Orks, 40k, WAAAGH!2009-01-03 5 
3557509Orktimus PrimeWonder what would happen if a band of Orks looted an Autobot? These pictures show off the Best Conversion EVER.Orks, Transformer, Optimus Prime2009-01-30 10 
February 2009
3654446The Flight of Uzgob RokkitrangaThe results of Uzgob Rokkitranga being shot into the air while strapped to a rocket.orks, PIERCE THE HEAVENS, Uzgob Rokkitranga2009-02-09 31 
April 2009
4152808Ork Fortress/tg/ gets shit done in making DF rite orky.Orks, Dwarf Fortress2009-04-01 24 
May 2009
4670854Beating mechanized orksHow to beat mechanized orks.40k orks "space marines"2009-05-27 1 
4705431Orks discuss stomy trukksSo every good Ork knows 'bout makin' things more Choppy an' Shooty, but what I'm bugged about is Stompy, an' trukks. When ya run over humie gits wif a trukk, what do ya call it? It ain't Stompy 'cuz a trukk wheel ain't a stompa foot or nuffin', and it ain't Choppy or Shooty, either. Ya could call it Krumpin', but dat applies fer any ol' smackin' things, what like hammers an' fists an' whatnot. So what do we calls it, boyz? "Rolly"? Rolly sounds like a pansy Elf-dar word. I figgur we gotta get a roit propa word fer it so's we can make somethin' an call it the whatever-iest! Orks Trukks Stompy Choppa Stompiest2009-05-30 1 
June 2009
4927824Blood and Thunder Ch 1 & 2Tripfag posts some comics about orks. Plans to continue later.Orks, Blood and Thunder, Comics, Warhammer 40k, W40k, DAKKA2009-06-19 3 
4937431Blood and Thunder Ch 3 & 4Last two chapters of Blood and Thunder.Orks, Blood and Thunder, Comics, Warhammer 40k, W40k, DAKKA2009-06-20 0 
4974541Ork FikkshumPulp Fiction with orksorks, pulp fiction, writefaggotry2009-06-24 16 
July 2009
5215969Da Legend of Moby GitMoby Dick...with orks. Now in Questâ„¢ form. Moby Dick, orks, collective game2009-07-21 6 
September 2009
5858796BorksThe Borg attempt to assimilate the Orks, with hilarious results.Orks, Warhmmer 40K, Star Trek, Borg, Writefaggtry2009-09-14 11 
October 2009
6248068Makin' Da Stompiest Stompa Dat Ever Stomp'd!Da Big Mek Boltwrencha an' 'iz boyz go lootin' snazzy gubbinz frum all ova da place ta make wun o' da bestest Stompaz dis Ork'z eva seen!Orks, Stompa, gubbinz, bitz,2009-10-13 8 
November 2009
6548180The definition of "Dakka""A precise term referring to a specific blend of three interconnected but hopefully balanced ideals."dakka, orks2009-11-03 6 
6882277Orkhammer Many Lotz: Da 'Orork 'EresyThe epic tale of the Emperok and his Primeorkz and the war among them that tore apart the Orkperium.Orks, Horus Heresy, Orkhammer2009-11-27 3 
December 2009
7255333Scriptarius' Xmas SpecialSanta Ork and Gingerbread stompa. Also, apparently estonian hookers.Scriptarius, 40k, orks2009-12-23 16 
January 2010
7428027RT Ork infested shipWhat starts out as an anons conundrum of onboard orks, ensues into Inquisitor Brannigan.orks, Rogue trader, Zapp brannigan2010-01-05 10 
March 2010
8833649Ork QuestWAAAGH DA ORKSOrks, Quest2010-03-28 13 
May 2010
10106653Ork endgame scenarioWhat starts out as a discussion about Inquisitor Kryptman turns into something so much moreOrks, 40k2010-05-28 -2 
June 2010
10344703Mass Workshop/tg/ discusses a Mass Effect version of 40k from a parallel realityMass Effect, 40k, Games Workshop, crossover2010-06-08 3 
10376500MAID QUEST XXXVIIIFireworks and shit yo.Maid Quest, loli demonesses, fireworks2010-06-09 13 
10378714XXXIXCuddle process is started. Goushujin is bannedMaid Quest, loli demonesses, fireworks2010-06-09 11 
November 2010
12929447ManoWAAAGH!!!Thread about 40k Orky science fair gets derailed with Manowar songs replaced with Orky lyrics40k humor, Songs, Orks2010-11-26 -2 
February 2011
13738212OrkchanWhat would 4chan be like if made by Orks? Very, very funny.40k, Orks, 4chan2011-02-01 10 
13815075Call o' dooty : Black OrksSarge and the Boyz infiltrate a Tyranid hive to save an IG Colonel in a mercenary mission for the Imperium. Action packed and funny to boot. Orks, Writefaggotry, Tyranid, original content2011-02-08 12 
March 2011
14206810FOR DA PLANETBOSSwhat if you had an ork the size of a planet? and what would the tyranids do about it? would you finally have enuff dakka?40k, warhammer, orks, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH2011-03-11 28 
14349788A Thought on Orks who are More than Orks.Leer spins a story of an unnatural ork who seems to do the impossible, in the form of personal log entries of those who have seen itOrks, 40k, writefaggatory2011-03-24 -2 
14354130Frozen ReachesThe fate of Billions depends on which female faction leader a powerful Rogue Trader wants to bone more, under /tg/s advice he decides to reach for the stars and try for a threesome. Also general Frozen Reaches/Rogue Trader discussion.Rogue Trader, Frozen Reaches, Orks, Pirates, 40K, Warhammer, Awesomeface2011-03-28 7 
April 2011
14748343Hamlet is proper OrkyRandom Anon makes a version of Hamlet featuring Orks. Hilarity ensues.40k, warhammer, orks, hamlet2011-04-29 38 
May 2011
14959956Letter for GWfa/tg/uys write a collaborative letter for games workshopgames workshop hate one word letter2011-05-18 2 
15081746Foightin' BoyzSince everybody else (but the Tau, who likes those guys) have their own custom /tg/-brewed faction, here is a go at an Ork Waaagh. Result: Rapper Gangsta + Yakuza + 1920s Gangster themed waaagh which is swimmin' in teef, wear Tau bitz as bling, and beat up the Tau for protection money. Protection from who? The IoM, of course!Orks, waaagh, homebrew, gangsta2011-05-28 5 
15094763Makin' a Klan!Using some random charts (original and borrowed from Deathwatch: Rites of Battle)/tg/ begins rolling up an Ork klan.warhammer_40k, Orks, random_generator2011-05-30 1 
15098243Waaagh Tang KlanFormerly the Foightin' Boyz, more fluff are added. New in this thread: The introduction of Blazte Ball and Bloxing, Ork Trukk fitted with boomboxes to blare Ork rap, Ork Roicaboyz making drifts with the Trukks, and the Gorkfatha (or sometimes Morkfatha).Orks, waaagh, homebrew, gangsta2011-05-30 4 
June 2011
15125681Ask a GW Manager Anything Part 3Games Workshop Manager returns. Now with 100% more Finecast and holy shit what is going on with the story?Games Workshop, Manager, Primarch, Finecast2011-06-01 12 
July 2011
15662705Art Deco MarinesA very original idea for a new Space Marines chapter is developed when OP comes with plans to build a 20s/30s themed army.Art Deco, 1930s, Space Marines, Greaser Orks, The Architects 2011-07-22 7 
August 2011
16076417Orks and PaintOP wonders what qualities Orks might ascribe to colors other than red. Green iz best, of course...40k, orks, colors2011-08-27 9 
October 2011
16577191WAAAAAGHNETIf Orks had the internetOrks, Internet, WAAAAGH2011-10-10 21 
16606985DeffwatchOrks have pretended to by Spess Mahreens. Hilarity ensues.40k, orks, writefaggotry2011-10-13 8 
November 2011
16811807Deffwotch 7Seventh session of Deffwotch. A Mega-armor Nob runs away like a pissy grot.Deffwotch, Deathwatch, wh40k, Orks2011-11-02 10 
16877022Taktika OrkzGreat advice for current meta-game Orks. The last word on Ork tactics.orks, 40k, tactics, waaagh2011-11-08 8 
16900834Deffwotch, Session 8Eighth session of Deffwotch. Orks develop the perfect counter to Eldar holo-fields in ship to ship combat. Deffwotch, Deathwatch, wh40k, Orks2011-11-10 10 
17041333Deffwotch, Session 10Fleet-Footed Freebooterz Face Fat Flying Fusion CascadeDeffwotch, Orks, 40k2011-11-28 8 
December 2011
1710907511 - Aura of FailureShas'o R'myr regalis /tg/ with yet another of his amazing Deffwotch threads, about a Deathwatch squad of orksOrks, Deffwotch, 11, Warhammer 40K, Epic, Campaign2011-12-06 10 
17241089Deffwotch 13?Supah Dimensional Stompa Da Looted... Orkcross?Deffwotch, 40k, Orks, Macross2011-12-17 6 
17285043Deffwotch Session 14Chaos Sentai LifeguardDeffwotch, 40k, orks2011-12-21 8 
January 2012
17403735Heretical Love part 13Max gets Orky with Karen, then heads back to give the Necrons a righteous ass-whoopin'. Collective Game, Heretical Love quest, Heretical Love, 40k, quest, warhammer, orks, 2012-01-02 30 
17582781THEY FOUND OUT WE KNOW ABOUT THE SQUATSOh god GW's soldiers are right outside my door, I don't have much time l-Squats, Heresy, Warhammer 40k, EVERYBODY PANIC, Games Workshop, SPOILERS2012-01-18 24 
February 2012
18029712Advice Dok!Your friendly neighborhood Mad Dok is here, with top-notch medical advice!warhammer 40k, wh40k, orks, medical advice2012-02-20 11 
18087612Deffwotch 21 - Me Against The WorldTupac's alive in Cuba, and the Weirdboy dies.Deffwotch, Orks, Rogue Trader, 40k2012-02-25 7 
March 2012
18443550Planetary Governor Quest: Part fourIn which we finally deal with the Genestealer problem, rebuild infrastructure, settle the Iron Dragons into their new home, and get a visit from your friendly neighborhood Departmento Munitorum Tax Collector.Planetary Governor Quest, Genestealers, Space Marines, Ultramarines, Salamanders, Tyranids, Orks, ork, RT, Rogue Trader, collective game, Rhino, Squats, furry, mutant, Ogryns, Imperium, Warhammer, 40K2012-03-25 20 
18496506Ask a GW Manager Anything Part 4Almost a year later and the GW Manager returns with more answers and infoGames Workshop, Manager, Ask a GW2012-03-29 14 
18519535Deffwotch: Episode 26 - HeroA final, cataclysmic showdown between Necoho and Da Kill Team. The penultimate episode of Deffwotch.storytime, orks, ork, deffwotch, dark heresy, hero2012-03-31 4 
April 2012
18616487Deffwotch Epospde 27 - Da Lights In Da Sky Are BoyzDeffwotch comes to its exciting end.Deffwotch, Orks, Rogue Trader, 40k2012-04-08 5 
June 2012
19397364Chapter Quest Reborn VGhosts of Retribution conclude their alliance with Adeptus Mechanicus and go on a joint mission against the Orks on Varda in search of lost STC from Dark Age of Technology.Collective Game, Chapter Quest, Ghosts of Retribution, Space Marine, Warhammer 40,000, WH40K, Imperium of Man, Power Garrot, Orks2012-06-08 4 
19445178Chapter Quest VIFinal stages of battle on Varda against Orks. Session was cut off because OP couldn't post in /tg/.Collective Game, Chapter Master, Orks, Chapter Quest, Space Marines, Ghosts of Retribution, STC, Adeptus Mechanicus, Tactical Battle, Power Garrote2012-06-12 5 
19497943Planetary Governor Quest: Part TwelveThe first decent session in a while. We continue dismantling the Space Hulk, Get Skitarii help, and fight a mob of "evolved" Cyborks with huge, angry squigs and a really messed up mutant Warboss.Collective Game, Planetary Governor Quest, 40K, Warhammer, Space Marine, Chaos, Sisters of Battle, Sororitas, Hospitaller, Space, Quest, Zombies, Fungus, Space Battle, Orks, warboss, Blood Axes, Fang, Dreadnought2012-06-16 20 
July 2012
19749704July 4th Deathstrike gameA store in the U.S. gets a 4th of July present from the U.K. A nuclear present.deathstrike, missile, Games Workshop, Warhammer 40k, global games, crazy ass shit, this is why we play, "fireworks show"2012-07-05 20 
19886971Planetary Governor Quest: Part 15The continuation from 14.5, we bro it up with insect Xenos, piss of the SOB, and finally finish with that HulkCollective Game, Planetary Governor Quest, 40K, Warhammer, Space Marine, Chaos, Sisters of Battle, Sororitas, Hospitaller, Space, Quest, Space Battle, Orks, RT, Rogue Trader, HTML, Space Hulk, Politics, Spiders2012-07-15 13 
19969075Commoragh Quest IBrother Montus dives into the webway, trying to save Sister Judith from her Dark Eldar captors, however instead ends up in Commoragh, while on the way creating a personal warp spawn in the form of an Chaos Ork...Collective Game, Commoragh Quest, Chapter Quest, Dark Eldar, Ghosts of Retribution, Commoragh, Dark City, Soulstone, Chaos Orks, Arena2012-07-21 6 
20031644/tg/ moviemaking An Ork Mockumentuary? A Blood Ravens Comedy? Attempts at a serious movie? It's all more likely than you think. Movie, Warhammer 40k, Space Marines, Ciaphas Cain, Orks, Blood Ravens2012-07-25 12 
August 2012
20120029Blue and the Scraplootas - Part 4In which the Scraplootas, the Orks who found and raised Blue, the awesome spanna grot (Tau), are developed and made into a fuck-awesome tribeTau, Orkz, Cute Mascot, Blue, Dakka, Gretchin, Squig Drone, Looted Chaos Titan, Scraplootas, muckin' about, grots, CODORKS GORKAMORKA, Dokta Grotapus2012-08-01 11 
20198386Shit Hits the FanHereticRAIDAA's group must overcome the oncoming green tide to...deliver a child.orks, deathwatch, 40k, near-tpk, holy shit2012-08-06 6 
September 2012
20798635Ork Musical TheatreWhat starts with a conversion of the Rick Roll opens the box to other Orkified songs...Orks, Space Orks, Warhammer 40k, Music, Original Content, OC, Theatre2012-09-20 8 
20822620Maid Quest: The Life of Master part 30Hito and his friend Koutarou had preparing for the trip to Notthingham and checking out the Warhammer World. And also sidestory with Sasha.Maid Quest: The Life of Master, Quest, Collective Game, CYOA, Maid, Slender Man, Warhammer World, GW, Games Workshop2012-09-23 2 
20929809Maid Quest: The Life of Master part 31After Hito get to know Kelly a Warhammer 40k player, he suddenly encounter his challenger in the Warhammer WorldMaid Quest: The Life of Master, Quest, Collective Game, CYOA, Maid, Warhammer World, GW, Games Workshop2012-09-30 0 
May 2013
24763506We da heard therz a Spashe Mareen in our Rankz.Da boyz do a bad job at counter-intelligencehumor, orks, 40k2013-05-11 20 
24847877Da Krumpfistz into da fightOrk Tribe Creation based on Deathwatch Marine Chapter creationOrk, Orks, creation, Chapter2013-05-16 10 
June 2013
25180319Koopa=Orks?Anon blows our minds with a comparison never thought of before.Mario, 40k, Koopa, Orks,2013-06-02 23 
25645753Llama Babby Quest 67In which we torture and kill people at random all whilst we pride ourselves on how great of paladins we are. Collective Game, Lamia Quest, Ssen, EchoGarrote, Lamia Daughter Quest, Lesbians, ERP, Entomophilia, This is not how justice works, You monster2013-06-26 24 
August 2013
26744169TA GIT DA PREDATORChriz Orksen and his team of grots lure in the sexual predators of the 40k universe, for the good of everyone (and their viewership ratings), waiting for that one predator that'll get their show renewed for sure!Chriz Orksen, Orks, Ork, Predator, erotica, Macha, SoB, Sister, Battle, Catch, Predator, WAAAGH!, 'flamer'2013-08-21 37 
November 2013
28239257Ork Quest 1We'z play Moe Gubbinz, a simple Ork Mek looking to become da new Warboss.Ork Quest, Collective Game, Orks, Ork, Moe Gubbinz2013-11-12 5 
March 2014
30636988WH40k Titan Quest Prequel 2Legio Pugnatores Walks upon the Ork-World of Ahran. Operation: Eagle's Landing, our first Titan battle.40k, Titan, WH40k Titan Quest, Collective Game, TwiceBorn, Orks2014-03-05 7 
30783076Ask a (soon to be) Ex-GW staffer anything!A noble GW-Staffer gets the axe. Before he's fired, he does /tg/ a favor and holds an "Ask-Me'Anything" session.Ask a GW, GW, Games Workshop2014-03-12 8 
30859033Ask a (soon to be) Ex-GW staffer anything Part 2The soon to be Ex-GW-Staffer returns for another "Ask-Me'Anything" session.Ask a GW, GW, Games Workshop2014-03-16 3 
April 2014
31185680Dungeon Construction CrewsBecause some poor group of assholes has to build the Dungeon of Eternal Suffering for Baron Von Skullfuck.Dungeons, Wizards, Construction Crews, Worksite Safety Concerns, Hard Hats, Bottomless Pits, Unionising2014-04-01 12 
August 2014
33983008The Guardsmens last gambitOutnumbered guardsmen undertake a daring plan to try and stop the Ork hordes. Things don't go as aplanned.Orks, chaos, Guardsmen, space wolves, clusterfuck, fucking recruitment trap2014-08-08 3 
34009696Khornette Quest #2In which we blow up a Warboss' head, make a Bloodletter our bitch, then break into the MateriumCollective Game, Khornette, Orks, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, ELH2014-08-10 -1 
34125031'Ulk Lootas part 1a few orks wind up on a space hulk and begin searching for the missing kaptainorks,warhammer,quest,Collective Game,Ulk Lootas2014-08-14 3 
34146143'Ulk Lootas part 2the orks encounter massive amounts of combat as new orks are sent in.orks, warhammer, quest, Collective Game, Ulk Lootas2014-08-15 1 
34389730Bling orksTg creates bling orks.orks, bling orks2014-08-25 6 
January 2015
37556035Ignitrix's Sidequest #3In which Waaaaghterworld becomes a thing.Collective Game, Khornette, Lady of Change, Tzeentchette, Just as Planned, Not as Planned, Waaaaghterworld, Orks, Shoggy, ELH 2015-01-23 11 
37686919Ignitrix's Sidequest #4: Waaaaaghterworld pt 2In which we mess with a Repentia's dreams and meet the Dea'cin. Collective Game, Waaaaghterworld, Orks, Khornette, Lady of Change, Tzeentchette, Just as Planned, Not as Planned, ELH2015-01-29 12 
February 2015
37845597Ignitrix Sidequest #5Alia and Iggy escape certain doom, only for the Bird Brain to nearly send them into the Warp healing her. Antics with Orks ensue as a result.Collective Game, Orks, The Hunt for Red Orktobrah, Khornette, Lady of Change, Tzeentchette, Just as Planned, Not as Planned, ELH2015-02-05 11 
March 2015
38403397Battle-Sister Quest: Thread 5Bella and Alirye infiltrate the Ork camp, and Bella promptly sets some tank-thing on fire, then some Orks on fire, then tries to set a building on fire and gets krump'd by a Nob.Battle-Sister Quest, Adepta Sororitas, Sisters of Battle, Heresy, Forbidden Love, Yuri, Eldar, Dual-wielding, EsperQM, Collective Game, Warlock, Hylophobia, Orks, Lots'o'fire, Krump'ing2015-03-02 6 
38630544Battle-Sister Quest: Thread 6Bella and Alirye kick some ork arse, Aila performs a super-duper-extra delicate field operation and jams Bella's severed arm back into place, and, most importantly, Bella does some one-liners. Oh, and Aila barges in and ruins the lewd mood Alirye and Bella had been cultivating.Battle-Sister Quest, Adepta Sororitas, Sisters of Battle, Heresy, Forbidden Love, Yuri, Eldar, Dual-wielding, EsperQM, Collective Game, Warlock, Hylophobia, Orks, Catgirl Techpriestess, Awkward conversations, mood-ruining, lewd-interrupting, power nap2015-03-12 5 
38658504Khornette Quest #25Cinder and Iggy extract from the Chronos Station, despite a Cryptek dropping by. Then they get everyone together and plan the coming War.Collective Game, Khornette, Lady of Change, Tyranids, Orks, Necrons, War Planning, ELH2015-03-13 13 
38889566GREEN SIX STANDIN' BYOrky Star WarsOrks, Star Wars2015-03-27 7 
April 2015
39604439The Search for KyleAnon posts old GW invitation for Warhammer, /tg/ contacts employee through internet detective skills, OP is re-invited to game.Games Workshop, /tg/ gets shit done, Real Life2015-04-28 97 
May 2015
40263494Lost Primarch Quest 4Kraven lives, and brings the action as Sol Promentus fights the OrksCollective Game, Lost Primarch Quest, Eleventh, Primarch, Orks, Bolts2015-05-30 9 
June 2015
40479846Lost Primarch Quest 10In which Sol Prementus finds himself embroiled in the middle of a fleet engagement against foul Greenskins and Kraven dies again.Collective Game, Lost Primarch Quest, Eleventh, Primarch, Flagship, Invictus, Orks2015-06-09 6 
July 2015
41028238Age of Sigmar and-oh fuck me.You still have not learned and I am ashamed.The whole reason I stopped coming to /tg/ was because for all your self-aggrandizing shit like this happens, that's why I shitpost on the archives, coming out of retirement, I haven't done thsi since 2013 so I don't know who this other faggot is, please learn to recognize shitposting and how the report function works, it takes two seconds of your time, consider developing a better policy on quest threads and CYOAs too, thanks, sincerly LWYS, XOXO2015-07-05 -21 
March 2016
45782556The Imperal Guard writes a Letter to Chaos GodsThe letter by letter letter writin antics continue, and this time we write clickbait for chaos gods, a poem for Magus, and orders for Orks.40k, imperial guard, Chaos Gods, Magus, Orks, letter, funny2016-03-04 18 
April 2016
46948039Marvel providing Lawyer Chum Never thought i would see the day that i would want GW to sue someonediscussion, lawsuit, IP, Lawyer, Marvel, Games Workshop, venom,2016-04-28 11 
May 2016
110799Whirlpool QuestA drawquest based on Waterworks where a futanari in a cat-eared diving suit goes on an adventure in the planet of Cymbio IV.Whirlpool Quest, Collective Game, Waterworks, Drawquest2016-05-14 11 
138145Whirlpool Quest - Thread 2After dispelling a tense situation, you fool around in an unusual place: A massive, WIP luxury resort located in Cymbio IV's jungle.Whirlpool Quest, Waterworks, Drawquest2016-05-22 8 
170488Whirlpool Quest - Thread 3You explore and meet new people in the Transport District and the Red Light District. You also have a makeover using your REPAIR MODULE.Whirlpool Quest, Waterworks, Drawquest2016-05-26 8 
June 2016
203115Whirlpool Quest - Thread 4You return back to the tribespeople you met earlier and learn who they are and their origins.Whirlpool Quest, Waterworks, Drawquest2016-06-03 7 
213487Whirlpool Quest - Thread 5You hang out with Errai and learn about each other's pasts.Whirlpool Quest, Waterworks, Drawquest2016-06-06 6 
236098Whirlpool Quest - Thread 6The obligatory romance arc where you confess your feelings to Errai and go on a dinner date before staying in her place for the night.Whirlpool Quest, Waterworks, Drawquest2016-06-12 5 
253464Whirlpool Quest - Thread 7The romance arc concludes on intense sexytimes with Errai. Then you prepare for the mission ahead and finalize plan details in the morning.Whirlpool Quest, Waterworks, Drawquest2016-06-16 5 
279739Whirlpool Quest - Thread 8The mission begins, you and Errai meet the head of the Medical District. Afterwards you visit a waiting Nicotine in the Red Light District.Whirlpool Quest, Waterworks, Drawquest2016-06-25 4 
300400Whirlpool Quest - Thread 9Nicotine makes dramatic revelations then tags along. Later, you meet the district heads Saccharin (Consumer) and Caffeine (Residential).Whirlpool Quest, Waterworks, Drawquest2016-06-28 3 
July 2016
316177Vaporquesta Drawquest based on Waterworks about an A E S T H E T I C guy in a blocky suit arrives at the desert planet Khepri.Drawquest, Waterworks, Vaporquest2016-07-04 1 
316473Whirlpool Quest - Thread 10You are sent to the hospital after being knocked out by an alcoholic dessert. Afterwards you have a social walk then have an encounter.Whirlpool Quest, Waterworks, Drawquest, GuardianTempest2016-07-05 3 
335239Vaporquest Part. 2A E S T H E T I C guy gets saved by local aliens from sandworm attack. He learns more about Khepri.Vaporquest, Drawquest, Waterworks2016-07-10 1 
340386Whirlpool Quest - Thread 11The plot thickens as the people you encountered turn out to be affiliated with the Management District. You also have another makeover.Whirlpool Quest, Waterworks, Drawquest, GuardianTempest2016-07-12 3 
August 2016
433084Whirlpool Quest - Thread 12After a hiatus, the quest resumes and you encounter even more people from the Management District.Whirlpool Quest, Waterworks, Drawquest, GuardianTempest2016-08-06 -2 
450659Whirlpool Quest - Thread 13The action ramps up and you learn more about the people in the Management District, including their mysterious leader: Petroleum.Whirlpool Quest, Waterworks, Drawquest, GuardianTempest2016-08-09 0 
475556Whirlpool Quest - Thread 14We finally meet and recruit Stoddard, head of the Maintenance District. Then we begin the assault on Petroleum and the Management District.Whirlpool Quest, Waterworks, Drawquest, GuardianTempest2016-08-17 -2 
496503Whirlpool Quest - Thread 15The assault on the Management District continues as the group faces a serious opponent after a brief respite.Whirlpool Quest, Waterworks, Drawquest, GuardianTempest2016-08-26 -2 
September 2016
516955Whirlpool Quest - Thread 16After having dinner, the group begins the assault on what could be Petroleum's hideout in the Management District. Violence ensuessWhirlpool Quest, Waterworks, Drawquest, GuardianTempest2016-09-01 -2 
598767Whirlpool Quest - Thread 17The group continues to fight their way towards Petroleum, but it seems someone takes the initiative and strikes first! Surprise boss fight!Whirlpool Quest, Waterworks, Drawquest, GuardianTempest2016-09-20 0 
October 2016
697637Whirlpool Quest - Thread 18The group finds Petroleum's group already waiting for them in the R&D District! After some dramatic reveals, it's time to finish this quesWhirlpool Quest, Waterworks, Drawquest, GuardianTempest2016-10-17 0 
November 2016
773280Whirlpool Quest - Thread 19We finally defeat Petroleum. Now the plot winds down as we begin to wrap things up. Thank you for playing (or lurking/reading at least).Whirlpool Quest, Waterworks, Drawquest, GuardianTempest2016-11-02 0 
February 2017
1141374Infinite PatchworksA+B=C. But what's A? An abstruse mechanics test.Infinite Patchworks, collective game, Londry2017-02-16 1 
September 2018
61974677WeirdKlan creation thread/tg/ makes some poor orks with a lot of weirdboyzorks, 40k2018-09-14 1 
2887821Ork Kultur KwestJust a stone age Ork doin' what a stone age Ork's gotta do. Trying to start a WAAAGH, of course.wh40k, Orks, Warhammer 40000, Warhammer 40k2018-09-16 2 
April 2019
3418224A Necromancer QuestOur not so intrepid sort-of heroine Alexa finds her way to an Ork tent city, ruled by a few Orcs that she now works for.Necromancer, Undead, Skeleton, Orcs, Orks2019-04-20 1 
65883164Three Little Primarchs and the Big, Bad WarbossA /tg/ nursery rhyme.40k, wh40k, fairy tale, nursery rhyme, orks, poetry, Dorn2019-04-25 3 
May 2019
3456605A Necromancer Quest #2We deliver Enzo the wyvern to The Boss, and the QM has trouble with homework and leaves.Necromancer, Undead, Skeleton, Orcs, Orks, A Necromancer Quest2019-05-05 1 
July 2019
67239785The Battle of Damnatum Lutum, Part 2Giant mud drenched, raining stalemate between Chaos and Imperium Forces. Then a 50 meter lance shows up. Things escalate dramatically.40k, writefaggotry, IG, Krieg, Chaos, Necrons, Orks, Space Marines, Imperial Navy, Admech2019-07-17 6 
August 2019
67603168The Battle of Damnatum Lutum, Part 3The Saga continues, Imperials have finally claimed Groxbridge, but then Tau invade, and other old foes haven't given up yet, also maps40k, writefaggotry, IG, Tau, Chaos, Necrons, Orks, Space Marines, Navy, Admech, Sisters of Battle2019-08-07 8 
67952063The Battle For Arazonia SecundusThe Americus 10th Mechanized scour the desert of foul xenos. Featuring; Ork Cowboys, Eldar Tavern Wenches, Tempestus Scions, Stoner Tank 40k, writefaggotry, IG, Orks,Tau, Necrons, Eldar, Sisters of Battle, Daemonette, Krieg2019-08-29 3 
September 2019
68113304The battle of Damnatum Lutum, part 4With winter rolling in and the Tau having settled down, the anons of the thread worldbuild with some giant battles on the side40k, writefaggotry, world building, IG, Eldar, Tau, Rogue Trader, Chaos, Orks, Imperial Fists, Admech, Sisters of Battle, Inquisition2019-09-10 6 
December 2019
69925790The Battle of Damnatum Lutum, Part 7First part of the final chapter in the DL series. Nids show up and are fought with a mix of nukes, volcanos, guns, and good ol' melee comba40k, writefaggotry, worldbuilding, IG, Tyranids, Chaos, Space Marines, Navy, Sisters of Battle, Eldar, Dark Eldar, Inquisition, Orks, Tau2019-12-22 3 
January 2020
70060601The Battle of Damnatum Lutum, Part 7.5Part 2 of the final thread. As another nuclear explosion goes off in the distance, our remaining heroes continue to fight the Tyranid horde.40k, writefaggotry, IG, Tyranids, Tau, Chaos, Inquisition, Orks, Space Marines, Navy, Sisters of Battle, Eldar, Dark Eldar2020-01-03 4 
May 2020
72679969The Battle of IgnotiusChaos cults stage an uprising on an Imperial world and all hell breaks loose as various factions advance hidden agendas. 40k, Warpfuckery, IG, Lamenters. Writefaggotry, Chaos, Eldar, Necrons, Tyranids, Orks, Imperium2020-05-27 3 
July 2020
73737103The Sister and the CommissarAnons come up with some silly interactions between Sisters of Battle and other characters and OP sketches up some of them40k, writefaggotry, Sisters of Battle, Commissar, Admech, Tau, Chaos, Space Marines, Orks2020-07-16 11 
February 2021
77292353Kaiju Sector Clusterfuck Faction Generator IA thread dedicated to creating a Tyranid Hive Fleet spirals into a sector clusterfuck as more (weirdly kaiju related) factions are rolled upWarhammer 40k, Tyranids, Orks, Tau, Space Marines, Eldar, Clusterfuck2021-02-05 2 
77353236Kaiju Sector Clusterfuck Faction Generator IIRolls further create two fanatical Guard regimentum, a renegade Blood Angel Chapter, an insane DEldar Kabal and an insaner Necron Dynasty.Warhammer 40k, Tyranids, Orks, Tau, Space Marines, Eldar, Imperial Guard, Dark Eldar, Necrons, Creation Tables, Clusterfuck2021-02-08 3 
May 2021
79366619Chocolate and Corruption in 40k #1 - Chaos PamphletsBunch of guardsmen fill out some multiple choice pamphlets that cause most to turn to Chaos. Meanwhile Wonka Land isn't what it seems.40k, writefaggotry, worldbuilding, IG, Tau, Chaos, Orks2021-05-29 20 
June 2021
79479764Chocolate and Corruption in 40k #2 - Wonka LandAn Eccentric mix of characters explore the perils of Wonka Land. Some continue to slide into corruption. 40k, writefaggotry, worldbuilding, IG, Tau, Chaos, Dark Eldar, Space Marines, Admech, Tyranids, Inquisition, Orks2021-06-04 8 
September 2021
4926394Hapless Guardswoman Quest #2 - Beach EpisodeRhea Silvia blunders through even more bizarre encounters, but is offered the chance to empower herself, for a price...40k, Inquisition, Chaos, Orks, Necron, Dark Eldar, Tau, Chocolate, Corruption2021-09-01 1 
May 2022
520011540K Conscript QuestTrooper Cat survives her first day of combat in the trenches of Groxbridge, surviving Traitor Guard, Gretchin, and friendly fire.40k, Imperial Guard, Chaos, Orks, Conscript2022-05-03 0 
84649014Valhallans on a Jungle World Valhallans deal with ministorum incompetence and orks, admech deals with necronsIG, 40k, Orks, admech, felinid, imperial knight, writefaggotry2022-05-27 11 
September 2022
86019558Valhallans on a desert world againValhallans, Tempestus Scions, and Imperial Knights fight Eldar, Orks, and Chaos for a webway gate.IG, 40k, Orks, felinid, imperial knight, writefaggotry2022-09-20 9 
December 2022
86828272Valhallans on a Hive WorldThe Valhallan 545th armored have a routine deployment to a Hive World.IG, 40k, Orks, felinid,custodes,necrons,tyranids2022-12-04 10 
April 2023
88143411Valhallans on a Forge WorldThe Valhallan 545th armored have a routine deployment to a Forge World.IG, Orks, Chaos, Felinid, Skitarii, 2023-04-01 7 
88276282Valhallans on a Forge World #2The story concludes...IG, Orks, Chaos, Felinid, Skitarii, Space Marines2023-04-07 7 
June 2023
88962479Valhallans on a Water WorldThe Valhallans go to a Water World40k, IG, Necrons, Orks, Titans, Deathwatch, Skitarii, writefaggotry2023-06-01 6 
December 2023
91312886Tallarn on an Ice WorldA Christmas themed greentext where an unlikely alliance is formed to stop a Khornate ritual40k, IG, Tallarns, Skitarii, Slaanesh, Khorne, Orks, Chaos, Valhallans, Felinids, writefaggotry, Candlemas, Christmas2023-12-31 1 
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