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June 2008
1957603Skullmurdered Part 2A continuation of the Legend of Skullmurdered, as well as various Dwarf Fortress trivia.Skullmurdered, skull, murder, murdered, dwarf, fortress, dwarf fortress, DF, horror2008-06-12 1 
September 2008
2668891Slol Sluxslol, DragonDescription and pictures of a dragon who dooms a fortress full of dorfs with his shenanigans.Dwarf fortress, Dragon, Doom2008-09-26 26 
October 2008
2751930Dwarf Fortress error messagesIn this thread,--ANONYMOUS CANCELS WRITE DESCRIPTION: INTERRUPTED BY KOBOLD THIEFDwarf fortress, dorfs2008-10-07 6 
2807771Catgirls and Doggirls for DFAnon introduces mod with some new pets for DF.dwarf fortress2008-10-16 7 
2861381Rediscovering BoatmurderedIn which excerpts from the diary of a dorf questing to find and explore the ruins of the legendary Fortress Boatmurdered, carving amulets in his spare time.Boatmurdered, Dwarf Fortress2008-10-23 16 
2893308Squat FortressWhat started off as another stupid /df/ thread soon mutated into a metagaming discussion made of creamy win.Squat Fortress, Dwarf Fortress, metagaming2008-10-28 7 
January 2009
3465415Dwarf Fortress StoriesStories told about Dwarf Fortress, stupid! They're pretty outrageous.Dwarf Fortress, Dorf, Stories2009-01-21 5 
3530836Dorfcrawl: Roguelike of the Century/tg/'s finest minds compose a roguelike, the likes of which we've never seen.Roguelike. Dwarf Fortress2009-01-27 2 
3530997Dorfroad TycoonFell moods on the tantrum express.Dorfs , dwarf fortress2009-01-27 12 
April 2009
4152808Ork Fortress/tg/ gets shit done in making DF rite orky.Orks, Dwarf Fortress2009-04-01 24 
June 2009
4889030/tg/ creates a setting/tg/ creates a setting which includes pirates, songships, cloudsea, dorfs, cyborgs, Zalgo, trains ran by blood and orcs!setting, orc, dwarf, dorf, songship, pirate, zalgo, elf, elves2009-06-15 0 
4929468MS paint d0rfEveryone contributes to The ms-paint depictions of dorfs. The most noble of gods creatures.Dorf, Dwarf, Ms-paint, draw faggotry, draw2009-06-19 5 
July 2009
5057125The FacelessDwarves who give up everything - literally - to become the greatest craftsdorfs ever. Stercus is so currency.dwarf, dorf, Faceless, awesome2009-07-01 8 
5109384Re-rediscovering BoatmurderedA followup to thread 2861381, in which excerpts from the diary of a dorf questing to find his brother, carving amulets in his spare time.Boatmurdered, Dwarf Fortress2009-07-06 11 
5121984Re-rediscovering Boatmurdered ContinuedAnon reposts and continues the excerpts of Rith Sividsgun's diary from thread >>5109384. It is most excellent.Boatmurdered, Dwarf Fortress2009-07-10 10 
5224044Dwarven British EmpireColonial-era homebrew where the British Empire is dwarves.dorf dwarf homebrew setting2009-07-23 1 
August 2009
5322683That Fucking DwarfA new Shadowrun party has its first session and levels a city block.Dwarf, Zus, Shadowrun, cyberpunk2009-08-03 7 
5483322That Fucking Dwarf #2Zus and friends return for another week of mayhem.Zus Shadowrun Epic Dwarf Cyberpunk2009-08-17 4 
5540265A Dwarfy Campaign StoryA party of dwarfs are saddled with DMPC, a annoyingly favored Halfling Rogue and goddamn stupid railroading. Also: The Hobbit.Dorf, Dwarf, Halfling, Hobbit, Subtle2009-08-22 3 
5572527That Fucking Dwarf #3Shit hits the fanDwarf, Zus, Shadowrun, cyberpunk2009-08-24 3 
September 2009
5712119India = DwarfistanIn which it is proven that dwarves are the inhabitants of the exotic land of India.dwarf fortress, india, Rhesus macaques2009-09-04 6 
October 2009
6219969The Hamlet of TyrannyA legendary story of the demon invasion of The Hamlet of Tyranny.Dwarf Fortress2009-10-11 29 
November 2009
6724426Elves and dwarvesSome alternative ideas about elven and dwarven physiology.elf, dwarf, homebrew, races2009-11-16 1 
6929465D&D critters in modern settingSee the title. Also, an interesting side discussion about culture and the music it would give rise to.elves, elf, human, humans, dwarf, dwarves, modern, fantasy, music, kobolds, gnolls, halfling, gnome2009-11-30 2 
December 2009
7013523Manly Dwarves"Tell me how to make dwarves awesome" turns into campy fun with fire-breathing landboats, bearded babies, and manly warsongs. dwarf, dwarves, dorf, manly, magma galley, fantasy, race, awesome2009-12-05 3 
January 2010
7488447/rs/ and Xom's Champion returnXom's Champion returns along with /rs/ and lots of old publications.scans, White Dwarf, rapidshare, /rs/, articles2010-01-09 1 
7571706Dwarf dystopia/tg/ explores what would happen when dwarfs mine up all the ore to be found in the worlddwarf, dorfs2010-01-14 5 
7765656 lets make a high fantasy setting/tg/ re imagines your classic races into a startling panoply of eclectic propositions.fantasy, high-fantasy, orc, elf, dwarf, human, halflig, gnome, world building2010-01-25 14 
April 2010
9086807Dwarven Guide to Beard CareA few bits of good advice, from an older dwarf to some younger ones, as to the best way to groom and care for one's facial pelt. Washing, braiding, neckbeards, and the horror of shaving are given their due commentary.dwarf, beard2010-04-10 3 
May 2010
9978899Master of Orion 2 meets Dwarf FortressA Master of Orion 2 game goes off the beaten track into Armok territory.Dorf Fortress, Dwarf Fortress, Master of Orion, Master of Orion 2, vidya, video, /v/, videogames, 4x2010-05-22 9 
9998568Master of Orion 2 meets Dwarf Fortress #2The fearsome Cutebolds set out to conquer the galaxy. Many rubrubs ensued.Dorf Fortress, Dwarf Fortress, Master of Orion, Master of Orion 2, vidya, video, /v/, videogames, 4x2010-05-23 7 
June 2010
10258147ITT: Confucian DwarfsA Dwarven Culture based on China, with Bureaucrats, ancestor worship, and buttons.Dwarf, D&D, Fluff, China, Swarves2010-06-04 7 
September 2010
12015899Space Pirate FortressContinuation of one mans work to create a Space Pirate themed Dwarf Fortress mod. First thread wasn't archived unfortunately.Dwarf Fortress, Space Pirates, Metroid, TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES2010-09-10 8 
November 2010
12690699Goldentusk Returns... with friends!Goldentusk the orc-raised elven barbarian is back, with her other elven-adoptee partymembers - Violet the halfling-raised cleric, Keekee the kobold-raised rogue, and introducting their hapless "elven graces tutor", the wizard Professor Dwarf. Now with guest cameo by Sandwich Stoutaxe, dwarf-raised drow paladin.elf, orc, barbarian, halfling, cleric, kobold, rogue, dwarf, wizard, drow, paladin2010-11-06 14 
12706796Goldentusk Returns... with friends! Pt.2Second part of the thread about Goldentusk the orc-raised elven barbarian is back, with her other elven-adoptee partymembers.elf, orc, barbarian, halfling, cleric, kobold, rogue, dwarf, wizard, drow, paladin2010-11-07 13 
12976701DAT FUKKEN DORFMany shenanigans occur due to the nature of one quirky dwarf. Such things include destroying the ceiling of the party paladin's church, accidentally skinning a druid, and getting turkeyslapped by a bugbear.D&D, awesome, dwarf, funny, stories,2010-11-30 40 
January 2011
13707776Longeared Irregulars or Golden Tusk returns part 2slow drawfag returns, and /tg/ develops a warforged raised by bullywugs ITT among other things.elf, orc, barbarian, halfling, cleric, kobold, rogue, dwarf, wizard, drow, paladin, warforged, bullywug2011-01-30 7 
March 2011
14098093Low magic setting with Dwarves/Elves/HumansAnon asks for a low magic setting involving dwarves, elves and humans. With dwarves being greedy, metal-hungry bastards. /tg/ get shit done. Some discussion in relation to how a NEET-like race of dwarves can even survive with little-to-no trade.setting, world building, dwarf, dwarves, elf, elves, humans, trade, economics2011-03-02 0 
14372065Genesis: Ti'gee/tg/ is called on to play god and build a new universe from scratch. So they do.cutebold, kobold, collective game, elf, elves, man, humans, setting, dwarves, dwarf, world building 2011-03-26 1 
April 2011
14542811Dwarf Fortress storiesEntertaining stories, how even slightest thing can turn your paradise into a slaughterhouse.DF, dwarf fortress2011-04-11 2 
14591373New World WarriorsOP makes Dwarf Badger Riders, and fa/tg/uy creates silly stereotypes on WARwar, homebrew, dwarfs, USA, fantasy, canadians, north america, New World Warriors2011-04-15 0 
May 2011
14840615Space Pirate/Metroid Dwarf FortressThey did it. We can't archive the idea and not archive the result. Alpha version of Space Pirate fortress.Space Pirate, Metroid, Dwarf Fortress, OC, Samus, Mod2011-05-07 7 
14848618How do you like you dwarfs women?One of the mysteries of /tg/ is delved into with greater and greater detail. Do you think dwarf women really have beards?dwarf2011-05-08 2 
August 2011
15902571Dorfs Vs. DragonsA new traditional game is spawned. A simplistic yet very replayable game. The game of... DORFS VERSUS DRAGONS.dwarf, dorf, dragon, board game, programming, clay models, fire, homebrew2011-08-11 6 
15995716DF GeneralWe discuss war platypus and give general advice.Dwarf Fortress, DF, platypus,2011-08-21 0 
January 2012
17663365YO ELF IS SO FATWhat began as a DM inquiring about the plausibility of corpulent elves according to D&D fluff quickly devolves into a fantasy version of the Dozens. yo elf is so fat, yo drow is so black, yo dwarf is so quickly, this is probably racist but i am not sure2012-01-25 15 
February 2012
17901201/TG/ BOOTLEG Meta Quest thread 10Dwarf Fortress dwarves invade Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup. We defeat the dwarves, and make progress towards looting the fuck out of the dungeon.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Bootleg Metaquest, Bootleg, Crawl, Stone Soup, DCSS, Dwarf, Fort, Fortress, DF, Fuck the world lever2012-02-12 7 
May 2012
19085383Dryad Quest 1A dead dwarf is reincarnated as a Dryad, and must cope with his--now her--new life.Collective Game, Dryad Quest, Dwarf, Dryad2012-05-13 15 
19164148Dorftales/tg/ invades Drowtales three years after everyone stopped giving a fuck.drowtales, dwarf, dorf, dwarfs, dwarves, derpadoo, fuck you for reading this faggot, goddamn get a life2012-05-20 11 
June 2012
19660154Olde Timey Civ GameDorfs are exactly on schedule. Meet dragonlings, create gunpowder, forge with magma.Collective Game, Alfonso, Olde Timey Civ Game, Civ Game, Civilization Game, Civ, Civilization, Dwarves, Dwarf, Dwarfs2012-06-29 13 
19666535Olde Timey Civ Game pt 2We get gatling golems, magicians, the homeland falls to goblins, shit gets real.Collective Game, Alfonso, Olde Timey Civ Game, Civ Game, Civilization Game, Civ, Civilization, Dwarves, Dwarf, Dwarfs2012-06-29 10 
19676818Olde Timey Civ Game Pt. 3We get airships, discover a pit, teach that bastard king what's what, and meet new races.Collective Game, Alfonso, Olde Timey Civ Game, Civ Game, Civilization Game, Civ, Civilization, Dwarves, Dwarf, Dwarfs2012-06-30 8 
July 2012
19736451Olde Timey Civ Game Pt. 4We establish trade with the Nagas, discover why the Pit is killing people, and discover magnetism.Collective Game, Alfonso, Olde Timey Civ Game, Civ Game, Civilization Game, Civ, Civilization, Dwarves, Dwarf, Dwarfs2012-07-05 9 
August 2012
20329046ITT: Humans Aren't RealA bunch of dwarves and elves discuss the fanwank surrounding the human race in gaming and the people they know who are a bit too into the idea of roleplaying humans.roleplay, thatelf, thatdwarf, fantasy2012-08-15 13 
November 2012
21378308The Hamlet of Tyranny 4th Anniversary TaleA retelling of the original legendary Dwarf Fortress gameplay recounting.Dwarf Fortress, Epic, /tg/2012-11-01 21 
January 2013
22823971Part I of Rolo Bronzejaw's TaleA thread about Law and Order in Middle Earth is derailed into one anon's spectacular writefaggotry.Rolo, Bronzejaw, Rolo Bronzejaw, Noir, Dames, Detectives, Dwarfs, Dark Elves, Dwarf, Dark Elf2013-01-28 8 
June 2013
25172321Blacksmith Quest II - Part 1We get the day off work and explore the city, the quest abruptly ends when OP has to leave.Blacksmith, Collective Game, Beard, Dwarf2013-06-01 5 
25195195Blacksmith Quest 2.5Blacksmith Quest continues with a second thread to make up for the crap one the day before. We go on our date with Sarah and recruit a Warforged named Balthazar to our shop.Blacksmith Quest, Smith, Beard, Dwarf2013-06-02 3 
25315860Blacksmith Quest IIIUrist has to travel far away and we are left with control of the smithy. We get some fantastic weapons and armour made, we impress Anamman's niece and try to hit on Sarah again. Blueprints are found for a Warforged arm and we get drunk with some DwarvesBlacksmith Quest, Blacksmith, Alaric, Beard, Dwarf2013-06-08 2 
October 2013
27759119Fookin' Princesses Part 3In which the knight bonded with a certain princess and KotR reveals background info on the story.writefaggotry, Knight, Dragon, Maid, Dwarf, Elf, Knight of the Realm2013-10-16 31 
27796924Fookin' Princesses Part 4In which the Knight learns the true extent of Mr. Adric's villainy and /tg/ calls for the monster's blood. writefaggotry, Knight, Dragon, Maid, Dwarf, Elf, Knight of the Realm2013-10-19 29 
27835051Fookin' Princesses Part 5: For Justice, Honor, and Hot Springs!“All right then,” I sat down in a tall chair and pulled Martina in close so that our hips were touching...writefaggotry, Knight, Dragon, Maid, Dwarf, Elf, Knight of the Realm2013-10-21 29 
27877615Fookin' Princesses Part 6: To the Hot Springs and Beyond!Martina is studying, the improved armor is finished, a Dwarf learns how to handle the "hammer" and royal ball commences.writefaggotry, Knight, Dragon, Maid, Dwarf, Elf, Knight of the Realm2013-10-24 26 
27918888Fookin' Princesses Part 7: On Zeno's Paradox and Hot SpringsIn which Siegbert shares a charming little tale about muscle relaxant.writefaggotry, Knight, Dragon, Maid, Dwarf, Elf, Knight of the Realm2013-10-25 28 
27992471Fookin' Princesses Part 8: A Brief InterludeDrama issues are resolved and our hero is in for a busy night.writefaggotry, Knight, Dragon, Maid, Dwarf, Elf, Knight of the Realm2013-10-30 28 
November 2013
28043563Annual All Hallows Tale Telling 2013A revisit of 2 famous Dwarf Fortress tales in story form.Annual, Story, Dwarves, Dwarf Fortress2013-11-01 10 
28095823Fantasy Food GeneralImpressive writefaggotry about the culinary dishes and foci of various fantasy creatures & species. You will love yourself some Minotaur made Fish Curry.Fantasy food, cooking, recipe, dwarf bread2013-11-04 21 
28072186Fookin' Princesses Part 9: A Brief Interlude, Part 2"Well, well. If it aint my old chum,, Siegbert."writefaggotry, Knight, Dragon, Maid, Dwarf, Elf, Knight of the Realm2013-11-08 31 
28181599 Fookin' Princesses Part 10: The Road to Omrachena ZemliThe knights company expands and they resume the slog towards their goal. writefaggotry, Knight, Dragon, Maid, Dwarf, Elf, Knight of the Realm2013-11-12 33 
December 2013
28622612Fookin' Princesses Part 11In which the party meets lady Eva and planning insues. writefaggotry, Knight, Dragon, Maid, Dwarf, Elf, Knight of the Realm2013-12-04 28 
28760492Fookin' Princesses Part 12The Gang investigates a mystery and the knight provided the perfect distraction.writefaggotry, Knight, Dragon, Maid, Dwarf, Elf, Knight of the Realm2013-12-13 27 
28893399Sonar DwarfsDwarf physiology is reexamined and reinvented under the assumption that darkvision is actually a form of echolocation. dwarf, dorf, worldbuilding, biology, echologcation2013-12-17 8 
28944162Katana forging, dwarven styleDwarfs get a request to forge katana's, /tg/ RP's as dwarfs to make dorfy improvementsdwarf, dwarfs, dorf, dorfs, dwarves, katana2013-12-18 4 
January 2014
29347638Dwarf Civ Threadgeneric dwarf civ game, no overt requests for rolls, rather fun, OP Shmeh revealed to be pretty chill. So far we've been exiled, rebuilt, discovered usable ruins, made friends with orcs and enemy with drow.collective game, dwarf civ, shmeh, 2014-01-08 3 
February 2014
29996389Buddhist Dwarves and Prayer Wheel CityOriginal Content: Someone Takes An Idea and Gets It DoneBuddhism, Prayer Wheels, Dwarf, Dwarves, Dorf, City, OC, Gazette2014-02-04 9 
30024229Dwarf image thread deliveredOP requests images similar to a picture of a dwarf with a boar. Anonymous delivers.funny, troll, anonymous delivers, awesome, dwarf, epic, Humor, 2014-02-05 9 
29996915Fookin' Princesses Part 13: The ReturnThe Knight celebrates a local holiday with his merry band of adventurers. (part 1 on foolz link)writefaggotry, Knight, Dragon, Maid, Dwarf, Elf, Knight of the Realm2014-02-06 20 
30355924Random Dimensional Quest 5: The Quest for QuestingIn which Nick Trimmers tames wild facial hair and dispenses sage advice.Collective Game, Random Dimensional Quest, Nick Trimmers, barber, Slow Ass, Quest, Arsenal, dwarf, beard, haircut2014-02-20 0 
30453585BoatmurderedSome Swede-fag tells /tg/ a story of the time he sent his players into boatmurdured.Storytiem, Pathfinder,Exploding Dice, Shitting the queen,D20,Boatmurdered, Dwarf Fortress2014-02-24 17 
April 2014
31323207Alternate Reproduction WorldbuildingBrainstorming for culture and biology of how fantasy species reproduce. Less lewd than it sounds, also has golem-dorfs and deep ones being fantasy-setting salarians.Reproduce, worldbuilding, species, dwarf, golem, dryad, deep one, less lewd than it sounds2014-04-11 2 
August 2014
34491283Dorf Fucktress"What happen if your party starts in a dragon belly?" "'ere the parasites get hungry! Strike the flesh!" Dwarf Fortress, Magical Realm, Dragon, Dwarf, Dwarves2014-08-30 1 
September 2014
35084915How do dwarves measure timeAnon asks a simple question. Brainstorming and worlbuilding begins.Worldbuilding, Setting, Dwarf, Time, Clocks2014-09-25 7 
35211309The Rogue Trader Wants to Put WHAT on the Ship?!Red Dwarf in 40KRed Dwarf, 40K, Arnold Rimmer2014-09-30 -2 
October 2014
35243839Fookin' Princesses Part 13: A Real ReturnThe Knight Returns from his long absence to do some more writing.writefaggotry, Knight, Dragon, Maid, Dwarf, Elf, Knight of the Realm2014-10-02 23 
35328546Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 01The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress, cursed to roam a cutesy world too anime for anyone's sanity, goes dungeon crawling, deals with old phobias come to life, and douses her worries in alcohol.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2014-10-06 39 
35392041Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 02The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress comes to an understanding with her newest party member, and decides what to do with the treasure burning a hole in her pockets.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2014-10-09 30 
35436491Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 03The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress gains skill in the art of beersuasion, demonstrates the various arts of her people, and calls up a... a friend. Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2014-10-11 27 
35509096Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 04The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress talks shop for all of two minutes before savoring her alcoho- Urist Twelfthbay cancels drink: Interrupted by Giant Horrible Fly Monsters and maelstrom bitches!Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2014-10-14 24 
35571075Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 05The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress tans some hide for... something that would make some pretty good leather, if she could actually butcher sentient creatures, but alas, +catgirl leather gloves+ are not to be.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2014-10-17 23 
35675600Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 06The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress goes on a shopping spree and very nearly ruins everything forever. Just an average day in the life of a dwarf.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2014-10-22 23 
35860719Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 07The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress takes far too long to figure out what the hell she wants to tackle first, and discovers that Armok's most fervent desire is to make her suffer as much as possible.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2014-10-31 23 
November 2014
36107642Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 08The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress gets down to business, reaping what she sowed last thread and then dealing with monsters and puns the only way she knows how: in a ludicrously brutal fashion.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2014-11-12 23 
36148632Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 09The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress prevents a bloodbath in order to cause a bloodbath, gains a very important power, and then immediately gets some vague foreshadowing. Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2014-11-14 23 
36210424Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 10The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress makes up for an absolutely traumatizing sleep by constructing a masterwork with her own hands, gets to work traumatizing others, and is faced with a choice.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2014-11-17 22 
December 2014
36551881Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 11The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress gets sidetracked, then she gets sidetracked from the sidetracking, and finally proceeds to become a conversationalist! Not that her new skill helps any.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2014-12-04 23 
36610385Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 12The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress gets an absolute earful of mildly worrisome exposition before going straight into search and rescue mode! And failing miserably, except when it really counts.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2014-12-07 23 
36651205Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 13The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress teaches some people that sticks and stones can break their bones, but wrestling moves will break MORE bones even worse.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2014-12-09 21 
36728051Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 14The resident personification of Dwarf Fortress grows a little closer to her roots as a builder- and then she learns once again that magic is complete and utter bullshit.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2014-12-13 21 
36685011Fantasy Dwarven Civ Quest AlphaThe pre thread where we voted on, and then worked on fluffing a dwarf civ in the fantasyverse.Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves2014-12-13 0 
36747650Fantasy Dwarven Civ Quest with DwarvesOkay, so we're not a dwarf civ but a civ with dwarves. That's cool. We get to work laying down our infrastructure, introducing important characters. And then Genie does something special by ending the thread with a very heartfelt story about a Golem, a girl, and legacy.Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems2014-12-15 0 
36806019Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 15The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress takes stock of her injuries, bonds with someone every bit as broken as she is, and then skills up in the glorious category of HOW THE FUCK.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2014-12-17 21 
36781460Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves (Hiatus/Fin)The story continues, as Valeria turns out to be the spitting image of the legacy of a person. And yet while flowers bloom in the game, we once more we all must hold out until winter at last blows over, and the spring sun shines. OP bids farewell and shall return after a time.Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems2014-12-17 1 
36865788Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 15.1The representative personification of Nintendo begins to have a day that will test her patience to its limits.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2014-12-20 21 
36925150Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 15.2The representative personification of Nintendo does a little verbal sparring with her eternal rival before moving off to deal with a festival day gone horribly wrong.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2014-12-23 21 
37051871Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 15.3The representative personification-slash-goddess of Nintendo beats the everloving snot out of her opponent, her ally, and a bit of the scenery before torturing them all by talking about metaphysics.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2014-12-30 21 
January 2015
37208265Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 15.4The representative personification-slash-goddess of Nintendo grills some adventurers before finally meeting back up with a short, sturdy creature fond of drink and industry who most certainly is not the main character. That would just be silly.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-01-07 21 
37249121Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves 4Part 3 https://archive.moe/tg/thread/36944878/#36944878 Genie returns, hanging by a thread, as the adventure continues, and we meet strange and spooky friends in a forest.Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems2015-01-10 0 
37267602Expedition to the Surface World!Urist McDorfking meets with a returning party of dwarven adventurers to ask what the surface world is like. Misinterpretation, elf-hate, great works of industry and cosmology discussion result. Then writefags show up.dwarf, dwarves, cosmology, misinterpretation, storytime, writefag,2015-01-10 3 
37358830Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves 5/6We revive a long lost hero, Sir Richard Didrikson the V, and begin the great Hunt that will expand our territory!Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems2015-01-16 0 
37512267Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves Part 8Part 7 http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/37406884 Despite the ill luck it tends to bring, I'll preemptively archive this thread. We try, and fail, at building wooden homes without our dwarves.Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems2015-01-21 0 
37662543Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves Part 9We face down two armies, repulsing a barbarian horde, and preparing for an invasion while attempting diplomacy with the vampires. The Prophet of Fate is resurrected. Our commanders debate important issues concerning communication.Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems2015-01-28 0 
February 2015
37715034Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves Part 10The enemy army is checked and repelled with an all out assault, and we bathe in the joy of victory spoils of war, as we plan our next moves carefully.Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems2015-02-03 0 
37981458Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 16The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress quickly puts a stop to a side-character's meta shenanigans and proceeds to watch as events rapidly progress into total chaos- aka business as usual for dwarves, to be honest.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-02-11 21 
37977048Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves Part 12Part 11 https://archive.moe/tg/thread/37830737 We gather the materials we need and realize we're under attack by barbarians and something underground.Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems2015-02-13 0 
38048295Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 17The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress ponders the past, messes around with comparative game rules, nearly gets herself killed, and then narrowly avoids having this quest turn into something else entirely.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-02-14 20 
38140384Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 18The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress is joined by a staunch(?) and useful(??) ally(???), and plunges headlong into shopkeeper interrogation and free loot.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-02-18 20 
38135105Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves Part 13Out of the frying pan and into the fireCollective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems2015-02-20 0 
38229754Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 19The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress continues lowering her estimation of her interrogee's intelligence. And her ally's intelligence. And her midbosses' intelligence. And- hell, if you want something done right, you've got to do it yourself.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-02-22 22 
38187770Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves Part 14The Madness BeginsCollective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems2015-02-25 0 
38298965antasy Civ Quest with Dwarves Part 15The Cavalry is coming as reinforcements flock to our aid!Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems2015-02-27 0 
March 2015
38400801Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 20The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress deals with a pair of frienemies, leaves one shop a smoldering ruined wreck, and sets out for another shop to help a friend. And hopefully not leave it a smoldering ruined wreck.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-03-02 20 
38449570Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves Part 16We survive another day, and in desperation decide to see our dreams fulfilled now than neverCollective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems2015-03-05 0 
38495860Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves Part 17MASSES AND MASSES OF INFRASTRUCTURE. Also we do dealings with the dwarves and holy hostCollective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems2015-03-07 0 
38570069Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 21The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress tangles with a street-fighting martial artist, to help a super fighting robot, all while being bugged by an annoying goddess, and then they've got business with a magic-slinging dragon-slaying swordswoman. (It makes slightly more sense in context, probably.)Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-03-09 21 
38609463Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves Part 18We build an Organ in our Rock, but have issues building the Church around it. Tech development continues and we get riflesCollective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems2015-03-12 1 
38655301Fantasy Civ Quest with Dwarves Part 19 FINThe end of a lot of things, but the beginnings of others and, hopefully, a clean slate.Collective game, fantasy, civ quest, hivemind, Dwarf, Dwarves, Golems2015-03-13 1 
38708393Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 22The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress learns that the holy men of Lowee aren't what they seem and watches as a goddess chooses what's best for her nation- and then, finally, charts out her course.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-03-15 20 
38815453Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 23The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress finally, finally, FINALLY returns to the vast and glorious underground world! And promptly remembers that it's every bit as terrifying as the above-ground world.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-03-20 20 
38901986Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 24The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress finally taps into the endless potential of her heritage and proceeds to regret it immediately because oh fuck oh fuck oh Armok what have we wrought!?Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-03-24 20 
38975987Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 25The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress tries to salvage everything she fucked up, and then tries to salvage everything that got fucked up by THAT, and then is forced to salvage everything fucked up by THAT attempt and...Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-03-28 20 
April 2015
39077883Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 26The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress suddenly finds herself dealing with something completely different, and also finds like fifty different godsforsaken ways to turn her dignity into the tattered, shredded stuff that broken dreams are made of.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-04-02 20 
39142923Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 27The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress, after coming off one hell of a trip, once again leaves her mark on the landscape before leaving her mark in the annals of crossbow marksdwarfship.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-04-05 20 
39227451Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 28The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress makes history by helping to take down a horrible monster (of her own creation) before nearly getting killed by a friendly gesture. And then, of course, she begins playing God. Or Armok. Whichever.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-04-09 20 
39269846Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 29The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress engages in some heartfelt anime shenanigans (entirely against her will) before learning, once again, that it's a very bad idea to say ANYTHING along the lines of "what's the worst that could happen?"Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-04-11 20 
39496191Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 30The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress gets more in touch with her roots in the most literal fashion possible, before sitting back and watching her two friends engage in horrible skinship shenanigans. And then a dwarf, a robot, and a hero walk into a bar...Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-04-22 20 
39535976Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 31The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress sets up a tentative friendship, chats up her friends over drinks like any normal alcohol-guzzling dwarf, and then, of course, everything immediately goes stupidly wrong in the stupidest way possible.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-04-24 22 
39573263Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 32The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress revels in drag-down bare-knuckled fisticuffs in order to defend her maidenly honor, which ends in- wait, what?Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-04-26 20 
39619116Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 33The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress takes a risk, discovers a potential source of power, and learns that sometimes, it's pretty fucking hard to let go.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-04-28 20 
May 2015
40202533Underground Kingdoms"A lot of tabletop fantasy settings have races who live primarily underground, like dwarves, kobolds, gnomes, drow and so on..." A thread about underground kingdoms of creatures develops in a fun and detailed fashion. A scholarly anon drops by and dumps his own detailed research and thinking on the matter. Excellent resource for GMs!worldbuilding, dwarves, dwarfs, kobolds, underground, gnomes, drow2015-05-27 14 
40289643Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 34The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress constructs a stupid dwarf mini-megaproject that will, in no way whatsoever, backfire and cause more problems that it was created to solve. On an unrelated note, violence against innocent animals is perpetrated.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-05-31 20 
June 2015
40375624Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 35The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress has the worst and the best dream all rolled up into one, and then she finally comes into her own because the dice only give crippling failure or glorious success.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-06-04 20 
40461051Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 36The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress decides to totally bypass an obstruction in the dwarfiest possible way, and then uses a roadblock to test out her newfound powers.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-06-08 20 
40504792Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 37The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress gently coaxes two adventurers into a wonderful little chat with the subtlety of a bulldozer, tears straight into the dream world, and then MEANWHILE...Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-06-10 22 
40713310Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 38The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress peeks in on the current whereabouts of the representative personification of Minecraft, who's being grilled by the representative personification of- okay, well, it's probably shorter to say that it's representative personifications all the way down!Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-06-20 20 
July 2015
41189365Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 39The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress comes up against an implacable guardswoman, and relying primarily on her own diplomacy... things start going south, pretty quickly.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-07-13 20 
41290400Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 40The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress sits back, relaxes, and watches two high-powered adventurers try to murder each other, all while puzzling out why the fuck Gamindustri bothered hard-coding a forbidden love tracker into the laws of the universe.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-07-18 21 
41325398Racism in Fantasy settingsOP asks for derogatory terms and plausible sorts of racism in fantasy worlds, /tg/ delivers.Elves, Dwarfs, Humans, Orcs, Trolls, racism, specism, setting, worldbuilding2015-07-21 2 
41487361Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 41The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress follows a goddess into classic territory, and then she starts digging for answers, and then she digs far deeper than she should because dwarves just can't have nice things.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-07-27 20 
41552888Dwarf Mountain Ruins CivWe get casted out and jumped by a WendigoCollective Game, Civ, Dwarf Civ2015-07-30 2 
August 2015
41595032Dwarf Civ 2We settle into our new fortress home, and plow and sow our fieldsCollective Game, Dwarf Civ, Grunling Shroom2015-08-01 1 
41656394Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 42The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress makes a terrible, terrible mistake that sends her to hell and back, although it might actually work out this time! Maybe. Possibly.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-08-04 20 
41670248Weird World Quest #1In which our Dwarven protagonist stumbles to work after a drunken night, and realizes that he should have called in for back-up.Weird World Quest, Modern Fantasy, Dwarf Protagonist, Collective Game2015-08-05 4 
41729767Weird World Quest 2Rowyn Thorekson exchanges bullets with museum thieves, OP is dead after the first round.Weird World Quest, Modern Fantasy, Dwarf Protagonist, Collective Game2015-08-08 2 
41920737Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 43The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress engages in the traditional pasttimes of any self-respecting dwarf: negligent overuse of fire, unnecessary amounts of violence, and rampant crippling bouts of paranoia.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-08-17 20 
41981513Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 44The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress all but ensures a future asskicking, almost gets blinded by her own ally, and then witnesses one helluva brutal takedown.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-08-20 20 
42097516Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 45The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress finds herself tangling with someone who massively outclasses her, pulls out all the stops, and immediately regrets it.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-08-26 20 
September 2015
42805737Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 46The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress hashes out a plan in Telepathic-Exposition-o-Vision(tm), watches as extreme violence becomes poetry in motion, and finally catches a break. Kind of.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-09-30 20 
October 2015
42856593Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 47The representative personifications of... not Dwarf Fortress, this time! But they deal with the logistics of psychopathic outlaws, exposition, and a whole lot of trying-not-to-get-murdered.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-10-03 20 
42984545Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 48The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress wakes up to a realm where the stakes are higher than ever and does the only thing she CAN do under the circumstances: Strike the Earth!Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-10-10 20 
43043951Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 49The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress catches up with an old friend- although, because her life is filled with horrible choices and terrible consequences, this all happens while they're desperately trying not to die.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-10-13 21 
43206802Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 50The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress gambles everything she has to acquire the big shiny thing, and immediately regrets it. She regrets everything. Only the sweet embrace of oblivion will soothe her shattered dignity, for all is lost forever.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-10-22 20 
43322739Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 51The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress learns that sometimes, in order to take that first step forward into the unknown, she needs to Touch The Thing. Only then will she be granted enlightenment and boatloads of expository text.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-10-28 20 
43380412Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 52The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress spends some time trying to recruit one of the hyperdimension's many lost souls, and immediately spends the REST of her time trying not to get killed by a tragically hilarious number of things.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-10-31 20 
November 2015
43511382Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 53The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress finally catches a break- more than one break, even- and gets to work cranking out every dwarven fortress's most valuable resource, all despite inclement "weather."Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-11-07 20 
43568654Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 54The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress "chats" with her newest ally, converses with an old friend, and discovers that her indelible fate is to be eternally and horrifically tormented by Armok.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-11-10 20 
43631493Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 55The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress deals with a hitchhiker, takes care of some routine matters, and grapples with a horrific existential crisis, what the goddamn hell.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-11-14 21 
43680358Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 56The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress discovers that insanity may be the one trait all graveyard-spawned adventurers hold in common, makes a !!friend!!, and faces off against a thorn in her side.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-11-17 21 
43781778Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 57The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress gives into the Nep, which will have absolutely no long-term repercussions whatsoever. On the bright side, she manages to give an old enemy the gift that keeps on giving.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-11-23 21 
43880800Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 58The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress regains one of her simplest powers, and then decides to tear up the script by taking firm possession of a VERY large part of the terrain.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-11-29 22 
December 2015
43938744Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 59The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress keeps up her streak of overcoming obstacles in terrifyingly unpredictable ways. Finally, she's grasping what it truly means to be a dwarf.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-12-02 21 
44030732Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 60The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress gives into the dark side for just long enough, and then proceeds to get her arse served to her on a silver platter by vermin.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-12-07 21 
44068648Fookin' Princess: Part 14 I'm BackThe story continueswritefaggotry, Knight, Dragon, Maid, Dwarf, Elf, Knight of the Realm2015-12-10 14 
44291959Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 61The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress breaks physics, goes way past the intended use of Dwarf Therapist, and then proceeds to break nearly goddamn everything in a fit of pique.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2015-12-21 22 
February 2016
45242063Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 62The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress indulges in some good old-fashioned !!PANIC!! and discovers a TERRIBLE SECRET.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2016-02-06 21 
45257949Dwarf Civ Day 1- ShmehStarted off the dwarf civ, got shaken down by some Palmese tradersDwarf,Civ,Shmeh2016-02-07 0 
45644600Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 63The moe personification of Dwarf Fortress bonds with the goddess of Nintendo, shares burning shame, and then promptly does what Nintendon'tCollective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2016-02-26 21 
45687004Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 64The moe personification of Dwarf Fortress comes up against a horror from beyond the stars, and comes perilously close to losing it all.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2016-02-28 21 
March 2016
45768780Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 65The moe personification of Dwarf Fortress helps someone very young indeed before going home. This still manages to be stressful. Go figure.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2016-03-03 23 
45828222Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 66The moe personification of Dwarf Fortress triples an unfortunate fairy's stress level before cleaning hou- YOUNG LADY, WHAT ARE YOU WEARINGCollective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2016-03-06 21 
45970596Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 67The moe personification of Dwarf Fortress consoles twice the daily recommended dosage of Nep, before she's buried under a large info dump!Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2016-03-13 26 
46020072Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 68The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress cancels mining Seganium: interrupted by corrupted giant cave spider.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2016-03-15 26 
46168228Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 69The representative personification of Dwarf Fortress bonds with Nepgear, gets Seganium and finds a standoff.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2016-03-22 28 
46274846Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 70The moe personification of Dwarf Fortress wastes no time in breaking up a grudge fight before starting to build a good, proper fortress.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2016-03-27 28 
46361937Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 71The moe personification of Dwarf Fortress does one last headcount, gets utilities running, and prepares for a trip to the Neppiest nation.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2016-03-31 28 
April 2016
46421096Fookin' Princesses Part 15: FinaleThe long-awaited conclusion to the adventures of the Knight of the Realm.writefaggotry, Knight, Dragon, Maid, Dwarf, Elf, Knight of the Realm2016-04-03 11 
46577483Fookin' Princesses Part 16 The End Pt 2The long-awaited conclusion to the adventures of the Knight of the Realm...continuedwritefaggotry, Knight, Dragon, Maid, Dwarf, Elf, Knight of the Realm2016-04-10 10 
46761531Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 72The moe personification of Dwarf Fortress roots through the Nepcave, but then falls victim to what she least expected there: common sense.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2016-04-19 29 
46867617Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 73The moe personification of Dwarf Fortress watches some Nepping in action, riles up someone she shouldn't, and finally contacts some friendsCollective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2016-04-24 30 
May 2016
84719Wizard QuestAdventure on a stick.Wizard Quest, pixies, dwarf, goblin, satan2016-05-08 11 
121115Wizard Quest 2Adventure on a very weird stick.Wizard Quest, demon, elf, dwarf, magic2016-05-16 4 
June 2016
47598230Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 74The moe personification of Dwarf Fortress finishes up a call, tells someone how they were born, sees shit go down, and deals with a tail.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2016-06-04 30 
47778691Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 75The moe personification of Dwarf Fortress continues mucking about Planeptune, before helping Nep with paperworKOMM, SUSSER TODCollective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2016-06-15 30 
279414Dwarf Fortress Quest 1 & 2You've been tasked by your king to colonize a snowy frozen land south to your dwarven kingdoms. You aim to make your brethren proud. Dwarf Fortress Quest, Dwarf, Dorf, Fort, Fortress, Settlement, Civilization, Strategy2016-06-20 2 
47856948Origin stories for humanity and general mythology worldbuilding/tg/ invents new fantasy mythologies and discusses hybrids.humans, origin, pantheon, mythology, worldbuilding, deities, elf/dwarf hybrid,2016-06-20 4 
47948283Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 76The moe personification of Dwarf Fortress cancels the apocalypse, meets a popular goddess, and does what she does best: STRIKE THE EARTH.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2016-06-25 30 
August 2016
48661806Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 77The moe personification of Dwarf Fortress gets the gang back together again, and channels horrifying energies into a crucial artifact.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2016-08-07 25 
48781909Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest 78The moe personification of Dwarf Fortress gets some housecleaning done, chooses her allies, and gets blasted into the middle of nowhere.Collective Game, Hyperdimension Dwarf Fortress Quest, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Dwarf Fortress, Blorp2016-08-14 27 
October 2017
2017910German Vampire Quest 1Your name is Oz Van Werinsten. The second oldest vampire to ever exist, hemomancer, father and lord of the night. You've had guests.Star, Castle, Wagon, Germany, Vampire, Nosferatu, Oz, Ozymandis, Von Werinsten, Mia, Jack, Monsters, Homunculi, Eva, Dwarf, Hunter, Elf2017-10-30 4 
December 2017
2091585Dwarf Politician Quest #1The fate of all dwarfkind rests on the shoulders of a belligerent, substance-abusing noble.Dwarf, Politician, Collective Game, Political, Fantasy2017-12-01 2 
2109048German Vampire Quest 2Everyone gears up for a roadtrip. We jump into the eyes of our maid Eva for a while!Star, Castle, Wagon, Germany, Vampire, Nosferatu, Oz, Ozymandis, Von Werinsten, Mia, Jack, Monsters, Homunculi, Eva, Dwarf, Hunter, Elf2017-12-02 1 
April 2018
58971906Dwarven Political PartiesA group of anons attempt to come up with a dwarven nation's political factionsdwarf, dwarves, fantasy, worldbuilding2018-04-07 5 
September 2018
61966611Dwarven Subraces/CulturesA fantastically comfy and productive thread discussing all the flavors and permutations dwarves can have and some other interesting conceptsDwarf, Worldbuilding, Discussion, Lore, Resource, Dwarven, Subraces2018-09-17 14 
November 2018
62644239The Long ShoreThe sun was replaced, oceans shrank, and now only the strongest and most bizarre can survive in the shallow seabed’s of this new world.Dwarf Fortress, Homebrew, Worldbuilding, Crabs, Elves, Sultanate, Salt Necromancy2018-11-02 23 
June 2019
66593561Dwarven Lore and Culture Thread/tg/ comes together to write out fluff and lore for dwarves! A useful resource for anyone worldbuilding or playing as a dwarf!Dwarf, Dwarves, Dwarven, Lore, Fluff, Worldbuilding, Oddly comfy,2019-06-12 0 
September 2019
68141968How would fantasy races adapt to modern warfare?OP posits the question: How would fantasy races adopt to modern warfare? and /tg/ answers.Warfare, fantasy, modern warfare, centaur, dwarf, elf, orc, discussion2019-09-03 4 
68095390Halls of Bardoz 1TG makes a ex-dwarf fort dungeondwarf,Dwarf Fortress,dungeon,worldbuilding2019-09-08 5 
December 2019
69780101Nechronica thread and Port Storytime continuesPort storytime continues. Answers and even more questions about the party’s past! Book art is problematic. Advice and Dwarf Fortress.Nechronica, Storytime, Story Time, Port, Tachi, Protoca, Art, System, Chainsaw, memory, story, time, Dwarf Fortress, mod, undead, doll2019-12-12 5 
3955938The Fall of a Dwarven FortressIn a besieged Dwarven Fortress, where wheat worths more than gold, try to survive as a civilian and get your family out of here!Dwarf Fortress, Steampunk, Survival, Dwarf, Dwarves, Civil War, Fantasy, fantasy, dwarf, dwarves, Collective Game2019-12-23 2 
70006756Nechronica thread and Storytime England Storytime Dreams and Nightmares edition. Character creation & mechanics. Why always with the Libraries? Campaigns Anon wants to run.Nechronica, storytime, F-Zero, Dwarf Fortress, doll, system, england, centipede, Fear, Dream, nightmare, Coleo, Imp, Melico, horror, Library2019-12-24 6 
February 2020
4044569The Journey: Dwarf Civ 1in which we establish a town, kill some bandits, and prepare to caveCollective Game, Journey Dwarf Civ2020-02-03 7 
March 2020
4075434The Journey: Dwarf Civ - Part 2Our dwarves continue to build up the village and delve deep within the fortress. Goblins are vassalised, monsters slain and humans welcomed.Collective Game, Dwarf Civ, Drawquest, The Journey2020-03-02 6 
May 2020
4261473Goblin Quest #1The rape goblins are forced out their home, now they have to survive. They have some victories than came defeat from Scaly hands.Rape, Goblins, Gobson, Collective Game, Gob, Goblin QM, Green and Hard, Kobolds, Dwarf2020-05-23 12 
September 2020
4406928Gnoll Quest #2Hyenus begins his personal crusade against the demonsGnoll Quest, Collective Game, drawquest, dwarf, gnoll2020-09-08 37 
October 2020
4476148Gnoll Quest #3Hyenus meets God and his deceased momGnoll Quest, Collective Game, drawquest, dwarf, gnoll, gods2020-10-31 32 
January 2021
77247441What would life be in post-industrial Dwarf hold?Anons discuss how technical progress would affect dwarvenkind.Dwarf, fluff, world building2021-01-31 3 
February 2021
4588724Gnoll Quest #4Hyenus confronts the tribe and gets decked Gnoll Quest, Collective Game, drawquest, dwarf, gnoll, gods2021-02-01 25 
May 2021
4759800Gnoll Quest #5Hyenus and Daitzsa wake up in the fortress and wander aroundGnoll Quest, Collective Game, drawquest, dwarf, gnoll, gods2021-05-15 24 
August 2021
4956419 DF:DARP - Dwarf Fortress - Dealings with Armok Reap FuryDwarf Fortress Adventure Mode /qst/Dwarf Fortress, Guayo, DARP, DF, DF:DARP, fantasy, player-driven, drawfag, drawings, 2021-08-13 1 
January 2022
5074815Dwarf Druids Survival CIVYou and 30 other Dwarves have just been banished from EmeraldHall the old mountain fortress city where you lived all your life. Your crime? Dwarfs, Civ, Fantasy, Collective Game, D&D, Druids, Survival 2022-01-04 -1 
February 2022
5098319The Apprentice & The Dwarf Quest Part 2Julian and his shortstack master Carinda continue with their task to collect the ingredients necessary to complete Julian's masterpiece.The Apprentice & The Dwarf Quest, Quest, Oneshot, Slice Of Life, Male MC, Adventure, Romance, Dwarf2022-02-02 6 
83207684do dwarves have slaves?A troll thread turns into a discussion of dwarven psychology.dwarf, dwarves, WHFB, D&D, autism,2022-02-10 5 
March 2022
5149278The Apprentice & The Dwarf Quest Part 3 Julian and his shortstack master Carinda continue with their task to collect the ingredients necessary to complete Julian's masterpiece.The Apprentice & The Dwarf Quest, Quest, Oneshot, Slice Of Life, Male MC, Adventure, Romance, Dwarf2022-03-15 6 
April 2022
5196133The Apprentice & The Dwarf Quest Part 4Julian and his shortstack master Carinda tie loose ends at the mining city of Quarry.The Apprentice & The Dwarf Quest, Quest, Oneshot, Slice Of Life, Male MC, Adventure, Romance, Dwarf2022-04-28 4 
May 2022
5246640The Apprentice & The Dwarf Quest Part 4Julian and his shortstack master Carinda conclude their adventure.The Apprentice & The Dwarf Quest, Quest, Oneshot, Slice Of Life, Male MC, Adventure, Romance, Dwarf2022-05-13 6 
November 2022
5411624Urist Fonderferson and the Slit of SecretsUri Fonder is the Dwarf with a cursed cock! It's DnD meets Hogwarts, but raunchy! Smelty picks up after a flaker, but has no clue how to DMDnD, 5e, Fonderferson, Dwarf, Fae Smelter, Harry Potter, Hogwarts, r34, Bootyholder, Myhernee 2022-11-14 -6 
December 2022
5481242DUNGEONEERVirtual tabletop adventure inspired by Fighting Fantasy and Heroquestcollective game, fantasy, adventure, barbarian, dwarf, elf, wizard, magic, dungeon, fighting fantasy, HeroQuest, goblin, troll, orc, dungeon2022-12-05 2 
December 2024
6159283Cambion Quest: Volume 3Two strange sisters and their monstrous regiment risk it all in a dungeon-crawl, in a podunk patch of woodland beset by war.ReptoidQM, dungeon-crawling, ddwarfs, gnomes, hobbits, orcs, amphibians, intersex, identity crisis, romance, adventure, angst2024-12-17 1 
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