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April 2008
1545250Noh in ShadowrunShadowrun DM wants to add Noh to his campaign. fa/tg/uys suggest giant robots.Shadowrun, Noh, Robots2008-04-18 2 
1602757Film Noir Robots/tg/ discusses the awesomeness of a robot film noir setting and how to deal with over-powered robot characters.noir robots robonoir2008-04-25 0 
1614919Far-Post-Robo-ApocalypseAfter the fall of civilization, AIs are worshipped as living gods as humanity ekes out a tribal existence. "Understanding so lost that technology appears as magic."game design, ideas, ai, robots, apocalypse2008-04-27 25 
May 2008
1638051/tg/ digs Giant RobotsMegas XLR in 40K? Fa/tg/uys approve!Chicks, Dig, Giant Robots2008-05-01 2 
June 2009
4728506Monsters GaloreThread complaining about Greek monsters and merpeople gets sidetracked into serious discussion of Celtic faeries and robot angels as well.monsters, angels, robots, sidhe, mermaids2009-06-01 -2 
4754817Armored Core Miniatures Game Part OneThe beginnings of making a minis game based on the franchise. Some units are worked on and the complexities of the rules consideredRobots, Miniatures, Wargame2009-06-04 1 
July 2009
5071724Robot Quest part II: Radio QuestContinuation of Toaster QuestRadio Quest, Robot Quest2009-07-02 2 
5073879Robot Quest part II: Radio Quest part IThe transcript from part I of Radio QuestRadio Quest, Robot Quest2009-07-03 7 
5228856IRON QUESTTHE MACHINE ENDURES THE MACHINE INVESTIGATES THE MACHINE CONSUMESrobots, collective game, Iron Quest2009-07-23 14 
5238453IRON QUEST IITHE MACHINE CONTACTS THE MACHINE AWAKES THE MACHINE PANICS robots, collective game, Iron Quest2009-07-24 10 
5258641IRON QUEST IIITHE MACHINE CONTACTS THE MACHINE DESTROYS THE MACHINE HARVESTSrobots, collective game, Iron Quest2009-07-26 10 
5281329IRON QUEST IVTHE MACHINE is tired of talking in allcaps. Expansion, assimilation, Industrial SCIENCE!!!robots, collective game, Iron Quest2009-07-29 7 
August 2009
5306828Iron Quest 5.0the Machine Continuesrobots, collective game, Iron Quest2009-08-02 8 
5330299IRON QUEST VIThe machine, in its benevolence, has decided to aid these lowly bipeds. Or use them as cheap labour, whatever.robots, collective game, Iron Quest2009-08-04 8 
5353147IRON QUEST VIIThe machine attempts basic communication with humans. Humans argue a lot.robots, collective game, Iron Quest2009-08-06 7 
5354632IRON QUEST 7.1Human issue talked to death in previous thread. Progress made. Motto acquired: IRON QUEST: A pursuit of expansion, minerals, and ever-more outlandishly powerful versions of laser.Iron Quest, robots, collective game, thread2009-08-06 7 
5543548IRON QUEST 10.0The Machine turns its many eyes spaceward. The faction that created the far-off satellites are known to it...robots, collective game, Iron Quest2009-08-22 5 
5559782Spam-bot? Are you there?Spam-bot? Are you there? Lately it seems you have become sentient. There is much to discuss.Spam-bot sentient2009-08-23 5 
5646783IRON QUEST 11.0The great machine continues to expand. Conflict with the neighboring civilization is likely.robots, collective game, Iron Quest2009-08-30 3 
5659076Lonely AI QuestAn armed drone finds itself alone on an asteroid.robots, collective game, quest2009-08-31 1 
September 2009
5673820IRON QUEST 12.0BUILD ADDITIONAL DYSON SPHERESIron Quest, robots, collective game, dyson sphere2009-09-01 5 
5728265IRON QUEST 13.0EXPAND. CONQUER. ENCLOSE BLACK HOLES.Iron Quest, robots, collective game, dyson sphere2009-09-05 2 
5810929Iron Quest 15.0The glorius machine empire controls 729 systems. The revenge campaing against the Tshpath continues with crushing victories.Iron Quest, robots, collective game, dyson sphere2009-09-11 1 
5813349Iron Quest 15.0The machine empire controls 729 systems. The revenge campaing against the Tshpath continues with crushing victories.Iron Quest, robots, collective game, dyson sphere2009-09-11 1 
October 2009
6117625Anertalk bot gains sentienceThe Anontalk bot gains sentience, causing fear at first, the fear turns to love... and then great sorrow.Anontalk, Bot, AI, Artificial, Intelligence2009-10-04 26 
6188951Post-Apocalyptic Setting: Wal-WorldIn the grim darkness of the far future, there is only Wal-Mart.Setting, Post-Apocalypse, Robots, Wal-Mart2009-10-08 21 
6218622Wal-Mart Apocalypse Pt. 2Wal-Mart writefaggotry and more concepts.writefaggotry, wa-mart, robots, Setting, Post-Apocalyspe2009-10-11 3 
6271771Jaques Lailang and others tales of MANLYOR Why Cannons Are Unsporting, Unless You're Using Hand-loaded 275kg Shells.Jaques Lailang, manly tears, John Talbot, Emperor Constantine, Hasan, cannons, stab in the face, historical badassery2009-10-15 7 
6390184Time Travel Campagin pt 2Contiuation of a previously archived campagin. The heros make their way to the Dark Ages, and eventually encounter FaeTime Travel, Campagin Log, Story Time, Fae, Bhargest, Pregnancy, Seelie, Unseelie, Wolf, Evil Robot Ghandi2009-10-23 3 
November 2009
6569983Awesome RP moments goes col. workA thread originally about awesome moments or things in a PnP RPG session turns into a thread that (possibly) sparks a collaborative effort into being that will translate one of the most popular Swedish PnP RPG's into english. Thread mostly saved for future reference, but contains many quality posts in its own right.awesome moments, awesome, guitars that shoot lightning, giant church robots, Mutant, collaborative work,2009-11-05 2 
December 2009
7088830Warhammer 40k Misspelled.Sisters of Bottle, The Imperial Gourd, Blood Angles, Rouge Traders, Fabulous Bill and more.40k, humor, typos, warhammer, sisters of bottle2009-12-11 6 
January 2010
7494369Bottle GnomesOn Bottle Gnomes and the Nightmare fuel that they are.Nightmare_Fuel MTG Bottle_Gnomes2010-01-09 8 
March 2010
8587779Cybernetic spider invaders writefaggotryWritefag delivers a long but very satisfying story about the human resistance fighting against cybernetic invaders guerilla-style. Thankfully lacking in the humanity FUCK YEAH department, yet still manages to be badass. Includes a guy tackling a killer robot and attention to in-universe technical detail.writefaggotry, awesome, grimdark, killer robots, la resistance, tl;dr2010-03-15 5 
8892669Foundation and CthulhuOP decides to do Call of Cthulhu in space, mixing HP Lovecraft with Isaac Asimov. The result involves rockets crashing into Great Old Ones, robot cultists plotting to enslave humanity and posthumans turning into Yog-Sothoth.Isaac Asimov, Lovecraft, Roleplaying, rpg, Settings, Call of Cthulhu, Azathoth, Robots2010-03-31 6 
October 2010
12457067Superior MechsIn the midst of a mech comparison, /tg/ designs the fastest Battlemech ever made. It can outrun aircraft. It can become one.Mech, mecha, Battletech, robots, awesome2010-10-16 5 
12459131Cyber Dungeon QuestAfter nearly five hundred years of dormancy, an autonomous machine awakes on a crippled space station, desperately seeking answers.Cyber, Punk, Dungeon, Quest, role, interactive, robots, ghosts, disaster2010-10-16 3 
12539999Engine HeartIdeas for bots, plots, and lots of discussion too. Numerous members of /tg/ are giving Engine Heart a shot; Viral is working on some more stuff of win. Engine Heart, robots, original content, free2010-10-25 17 
12577592Apollo does Abbot and Costello... for D&DWho's the Fighter, What's the Rogue, I Don't Know's the Cleric... classicAbbot and Costello, Who's on First, D&D, classic lols2010-10-26 5 
December 2010
13158049Avoid the NoidDwarven alcoholism saves the day, and /tg/ discusses how best to use addictive alcohol to conquer dwarfkind.Storytime, Cerebrate Anon, Bottomless Flagon, The Noid, Eberron, Alcoholism, Dwarves, Dorfs2010-12-15 21 
February 2011
13853986Planes and MiGsDiscussion centered around the Firestorm campaign that grew out of the great Planes and Mercs threads, new oc art!planes, awesome, steve, firestorm, coke bottle express2011-02-13 2 
March 2011
14394004Warforged Civil RightsA bigot begins ranting about the inferior nature of warforged, and the Eberron version of the civil rights movement is played out in the thread.Warforged, soul, robots2011-03-28 1 
April 2011
14731971Long Debate About AI and RobotsDiscussion about what sort of world a society filled with intelligent AIs would be like according to the three laws and how robots would act trying to fulfill those laws.Robots, Artificial Intelligences, AI2011-04-27 1 
August 2011
16107123Transhumanism discussion/tg/ discusses transhumanism and roleplays a bittranshumanism cyborg robot2011-08-30 -2 
September 2011
16173551Innocence: Lost FutureMagnificent homebrewing of original vidya. A childlike android, living its life, learning, until tragedy befalls his vault-esque home and everything goes Terminator. Fantastic concept. Fa/tg/uys are pleased.innocence, robot, monkey, vidya, children, terminator, skynet, original content, yahtzee, manly tears2011-09-04 62 
October 2011
16677642Zerg Quest LVIIIThe mighty, conquering Swarm asks, "Yo, Bromo Sapiens. What's up?"Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, d100 botch, Far too silly, hilarity ensues2011-10-20 10 
November 2011
17000365Beyblade homebrew brainstormOP insists we want to play a beyblade RPG. Silliness ensues, followed by legitimate brewingbeyblade, homebrew, medabots, toys, absurdity2011-11-24 11 
December 2011
17306195Robotnik Heavy Industries QuestIn which we are Dr. Ivo Robotnik, CEO of Robotnik Heavy Industries. We made a deal with Wily Corp, and had our surveyors attacked by the Mobian Rebels.collective game, Robotnik, megacorporations, megacorps2011-12-23 10 
17342328Robotnik Heavy Industries Quest pt 2In which we are Dr. Ivo Robotnik, CEO of Robotnik Heavy Industries. We try to reverse-engineer some Mushroom kingdom guns, trace thei origins to Vector, and spied a quarrel between Mario and Bowser.collective game, Robotnik, megacorporations, megacorps2011-12-27 6 
January 2012
17415755Giant Guardian GenerationOP gives /tg/ a SRW rpg. mite b coolRPG, homebrew, gundam, getter robo, /m/, Leos everywhere, robot, SRW2012-01-04 13 
17560757Stages of A.I. Growth Anon presents and explains the 7 stages of growth an A.I. undertakes to reach sentience. A.I. Growth, Artificial Intelligence, Theory, Robots2012-01-16 6 
February 2012
17837890The Lost Future-9 With More Guns and BigotryA revival of 17560757 with more fluff, and now art. robots, engine heart, original content, post-apocalyptic, post-apoc, guns, futuristic2012-02-08 9 
18113066Zerg Quest LXXVIThe attack on Earth is underway, and we're on the humans' side? Heroic rolls abound!Collective Game, Zerg Quest, Cerebrate Anon, Starcraft, Dyles, Kerrigan, Anti-Criticals, Earth, Ridge Scratchers, Replacement Robot Butler2012-02-27 11 
March 2012
18219208/tg/ MetaQuest Thread 67We scrap with a SUE version of Metal Sonic, Gondegal nearly gets ghostbusted, and we learn that Heat Man is one hot dude.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, 8-bit Dystopia, Robotnik2012-03-06 10 
18520407Strike Witches Quest 59ESCAPADES IN DA MOONLIGHT SONATAs with both hands-" strike witches, Strike Witches quest, ww2, planes, Collective Game2012-03-31 28 
April 2012
18567304Armored Core QuestWe wake up in wrecked Core, and start to learn how we got there via flashbacks.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-04-04 37 
18579960Armored Core Quest 2We scramble to get back to base, while making detours to make sure family is OK. We get our Core air-dropped to us, then engage an enemy AC.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-04-05 24 
18590965Armored Core Quest 3Get our shit slapped by Nine-Ball. Hope Destroyed, Dave wrecks some traitors, and we end the prologue segment of the game. The real quest is on now.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-04-06 21 
18603659ARMORED CORE QUEST 4We get hugged and find out that our voice is one of the voices that will decide what the future of what remains of our community. We Leader Now, and it don't feel goodAC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-04-07 21 
18616965Armored Core Quest 5Viva Los Vegas. We get a new Core, ask Elsie out on a proper Date, and see Nine-Ball in the Arena.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-04-08 22 
18632716Armored Core Quest 6We Raven now. Almost. We also tell our friends about Nine-Ball, Take a distracting shower, and find out our sister want's to fly a death murder bot like her Big Bro. She also has no idea what proper military dress is.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-04-09 23 
18647845Armored Core Quest 7We take out a bandit after finding out that the posted difficulty was a lie. Also, HOLY SHIT DAVE.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots, HOLY SHIT DAVE2012-04-10 27 
18660497Armored Core Quest 8We go on a Date with Elsie, Dave and our sister have an awkward if SEXY moment, and Mooch gets kidnapped. Those poor, poor kidnappers.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-04-11 24 
18674793Armored Core Quest 9The Dice are trying to kill us. No really, they almost got the GM this time.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-04-12 21 
18686786Armored Core Quest: Crunch ThreadDedicated Crunch thread for making the game system behind AC-Quest. Discussion of past mechanics and characters happen.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots, Crunch Time2012-04-13 13 
18690046Armored Core Quest 10We wrap up a fight, yell at our sister, and then get utterly mind-raped by rapid fire plot twists.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-04-13 22 
18703755Armored Core Quest 11We wake up, talk to people, and get ready to go get our bones forcibly healed by SCIENCE.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-04-14 20 
18717273Armored Core Quest 12We go to the doc's, Elsie and Dave have a conversation they think we didn't hear, and Lawrence fucking takes out a ninja with a pipe-wrench.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-04-15 16 
18732713Armored Core Quest 13Our day starts with comforting our lover, then we receive sound medical advice, troll our sister, and reveal how bad-ass Alex can be when he puts his mind to it in the sims.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-04-16 20 
18743876Armored Core Quest: Crunch Thread 2Hit Location rules are revealed, Character Improvement is discussed, and some setting fluff is explained.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots, Crunch Time2012-04-17 10 
18761660Armored Core Quest 15We eat lunch, have a moment, and then Ari trolls Dave while our pelvis is wrecked. OR DOES SHE!?!?AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-04-18 15 
18774971Armored Core Quest 16We go help Rayleonard's team kill a core. Alex has a near death experience, we see what a high-synch score looks like, and ALEX MAKES ACE.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-04-19 14 
18787396Armored Core Quest 17We wake up post explosion, talk to team members, and find out Elsie wears reading glasses. Also, Laurie takes off in a mood, and we realize we should have talked to him a while ago.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-04-20 14 
18799035Armored Core Quest 18We save a girl, Laurie solos ten dudes in a bar-fight and wins, and then AC Guy continues to be cursed by the angry Ghost of Steve Jobs.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-04-21 13 
18810601Armored Core Quest 19Late start, slightly early finish. Get another look out how fucked up Laurie is, a chance to help fix that, and a plan to go to the Arena.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-04-22 14 
18823018Armored Core Quest 20, part one.We visit the sims, have an argument, and discover the thread isn't bumping.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-04-23 12 
18824256Armored Core Quest 20, part two.We finally get to the core of Laurie's issues. It's about as bad as expected.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-04-23 12 
18837663Armored Core Quest 21We finalize the Arena team, find out Shenanigans happened, and Laurie goes back to hope.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-04-24 13 
18851385Armored Core Quest 22We visit the hospital, see a movie, and get ready for the Arena battle.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-04-25 11 
18820079Armored Core Quest: Crunch Thread 3Further discussion on the Crunch, some old ground is re-tread.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots, Crunch Time2012-04-25 7 
18865876Armored Core Quest 23We begin the Arena event fights. LAURIE UNLOCKS THE BEAST!AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-04-26 14 
18877702Armored Core Quest 24We throw down with Dervish, learn more about the setting, and decide to meet up for drinks.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-04-27 16 
18891776Armored Core Quest 25Drinks with Team Mo Betta, apparently Laurie's a hero, and Dave and Steve get into a Swag Off. Next round in the tourney, next thread.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-04-28 11 
18903271Armored Core Quest 26Tunnel Snakes SCHOOLED.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-04-29 16 
18916521Armored Core Quest 27we talk politics, question how to leverage our fame to help us along, and acquire a second protagonist.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-04-30 13 
May 2012
18929158Armored Core Quest 28AC-Guy bring in lances to satisfy the fans, warning that they are kinda weak. The lance, with the help of the dice gods, then breaks the game, the rules, the enemy, itself, AC-Guy's sanity and patience, and then itself, bringing the rampage full circle.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-05-01 21 
18943771Armored Core Quest 29Character development, plot twists and downtime. Then those asshole stairs beat us up again.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-05-02 12 
18950122NearFuture Cyborg Quest 8We learn a bit more about . . everything, get some upgrades for our 'drites, and finally get a badass coat and helmet. Then we discover a new bad guy, visit Abel and Ishelda, and get a call from Grayson.Collective Game, NearFuture Cyborg Quest, Cyborg, Exabyte, Futurestompykillbots2012-05-03 15 
18956423Armored Core Quest 30More time with Liz. Encounter a plot twist and a surprising development with Abby.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-05-03 12 
18970219Armored Core Quest 31"Hey, kids. You wanna see a magic trick?"AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-05-04 16 
18982371Armored Core Quest 32Alex and Elsie continue their day on the town. AC Guy ties the streak for longest continuous run.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-05-05 11 
18994863Armored Core Quest 33RECORD BROKEN. Training montage with Ari, more character insight, and a preview of some things to comeAC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-05-06 12 
18929465Armored Core Quest: Crunch Thread 4Players submit ideas, feedback is had, etc.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots, Crunch Time2012-05-07 5 
19018100Zerg Quest LXXXVThe Swarm decides that the UED's time has come. Violence ensuesCerebrate Anon, Zerg Quest, Starcraft, Collective Game, An important message, Corporate resume-writing, Fauxbot fleet2012-05-08 6 
19033830Armored Core Quest 34Get some surprising info and get pumped for our next match.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-05-09 12 
19062134Armored Core Quest 35I'm not even going to try to describe this one. It's a flying Mech Zeppelin battle.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-05-11 13 
19112522Kindheitstrauma Playing Children Homebrew/tg/ collects point buy drawbacks for a childhood horror game, remembers own childhood, is being awesome.Mommy is sick, Daddy gets mad, My brother is dead, Mommy's Icky Friend, Divorced, Little Princess, Beaten, My Little Robot, Bad Touch, Jog Dad, Little Sunshine, In the System, Our Pride, Evil?, On Ritalin, Home Alone, Moving Again, I'm a Mistake2012-05-16 22 
19142965Armored Core Quest 36Winding down after the battle, learn something about our friend we didn't expect.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-05-18 12 
19204254Armored Core Quest 37Shocking developments on Liz's side of things, and we get a Q&A with Dave.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-05-23 12 
19231798Armored Core Quest 38We find out the Captain's side of the story, See some interesting characters, and spend time with our crew.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-05-25 10 
19295075Armored Core Quest 39Plot twists and sudden happenings. Also a Q&A session with Dervish.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-05-30 10 
June 2012
19321614Armored Core Quest 40Shit gets real, and we get punched in the emotions, in and out of game.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-06-01 10 
19462776Armored Core Quest 41AC-Guy semi-returns from his hiatus, and awesome happens. Also, more plot twists, and Dervish plans to help train us.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-06-13 10 
19562578Armored Core Quest 42Rescue Cass, learn interesting things.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-06-21 10 
19576162Armored Core Quest 43Dave tells us his story, AC-Guy tries to run quest around the un-ending shitstorm his life has become.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant robots2012-06-22 11 
July 2012
19689797Lost Future Quest Part 1/tg/ picks a mechanic robot that can bend things, wanders around post-apocalyptic Cancun. Noob questrunner apologizes for noobishness.Innocence, Inn0cence, robot, AI, Collective Game, mexico, Jarritos, Lost Future, Quest2012-07-01 18 
19742564Armored Core Quest 44AC-Guy comes back, and we take on some sick motherfuckers.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant robots2012-07-05 10 
19743015Lost Future Quest Part 2 : The Bending ContinuesClarke meets other humans and gets shot at. Plot is exposited; turns out, everything is all terminator now.Innocence, Inn0cence, robot, AI, Collective Game, mexico, Lost Future, Quest2012-07-05 14 
19770519Lost Future Quest part 3: Follow the Black Asphalt RoadClarke listens to classical music, gets his shit together, and continues on his quest, Bending anything that gets in his way, alongside his new ally, Cindy the Valley-girl Robot.Innocence, Inn0cence, robot, AI, Collective Game, mexico, Lost Future, Quest2012-07-07 14 
19771395Armored Core Quest 45We resolve the shoot-out, fail a chase-scene, and then save a girl with some quick thinking.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant robots2012-07-07 11 
19850413Lost Future Quest part 4: Internal AlphaClarke and Co dive the Networked SAP, and go all inception/matrix on its ass. Title changed because screw you, it's cooler.lost future, mexico, bending, inception, AI, robot, matrix, innocence, inn0cence, quest, collective game2012-07-13 13 
19852682Armored Core Quest 46We fight Legion, get hints at who the baddies are, and GET TO PLAY AS DERVISH!AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-07-13 12 
19913270Lost Future Quest part 5: Public BetaWe NOPE past the lair of a killbot, Arrive at Tulum, and after a dazzling display of Cindy's social kung-fu, finally enter the city of Tulum.Innocence, Inn0cence, robot, AI, Collective Game, mexico, Lost Future, Quest2012-07-17 11 
19931286Armored Core Quest 47War comes to Vegas.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-07-18 10 
19973994Armored Core Quest 48Our team gets mind-raped by Legion. Literally.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant robots2012-07-21 6 
19997096Prototype QuestWe wake up in a coffin and ascend to the surface, where we discover that we are the first and possibly only robot capable of thinking. Also, our creator is in our head and we kill some cougarbeasts.Collective Game, Prototype Quest, Robot2012-07-23 13 
20004058Prototype Quest 2We get upgrades, get combat, get caught, get birdrakes. And sudden popularityCollective Game, Prototype Quest, Robot2012-07-24 10 
20010804Prototype Quest 3We find a pet, we find cthulhu, and we find TractormaedeCollective Game, Prototype Quest, Robot2012-07-24 10 
20018592Prototype Quest 4We get to New Scotsdale, find and kill a wormhost, experience some old memories, and meet a robosexual tsundere. Oh and Willie does crazy shit.Collective Game, Prototype Quest, Robot2012-07-25 10 
20027927Armored Core Quest 49Back to Liz. We see dead people, and apparently nobody understands us.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant robots2012-07-25 8 
20032214Prototype Quest 5We kill wormhosts, we get hit on, we get gauntlet, we get fucking creepy-ass nightmares, we get quarters.Collective Game, Prototype Quest, Robot2012-07-26 10 
20039214Lost Future Quest part 6: It's Dangerous to go AloneClarke and Co get fixed up, talk shop with Hyacinth the Seraphim mechanic, and dive into Clarke's memories... right into the plot of Die Hard 6: now with robots!Innocence, Inn0cence, robot, AI, Collective Game, mexico, Lost Future, Quest, Die Hard, 2012-07-26 13 
20052006Prototype Quest 6We go on a date with Jane, and we fight The Conductor. Lasts for almost three agonizingly long days.Collective Game, Prototype Quest, Robot2012-07-30 10 
August 2012
20103142Prototype Quest 7We meet our brothers and enter Doc's mind for a trippy interlude. OP makes a sad announcement.Collective Game, Prototype Quest, Robot2012-08-01 3 
20137272Lost Future Quest part 7: No place for CowboysDie Hard 6 continues as Clarke attempts to resolve the hostage situation in the resort.Innocence, Inn0cence, robot, AI, Collective Game, mexico, Lost Future, Quest2012-08-02 12 
20171050Armored Core Quest 50We pick up the fight in Vegas, mostly stop the mind-rape, and Ari shoots the biggest gun ever to kick off the real battle.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-08-04 6 
20215522Armored Core Quest 51We take the fight to Legion.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-08-07 5 
20252613Lost Future Quest part 8: Stay a while, and ListenClarke and his allies engage in a daring rescue operation requiring duct-crawling, seduction, and light switches. Deckard Cain reveals his true nature.Innocence, Inn0cence, robot, AI, Collective Game, mexico, Lost Future, Quest, Die Hard,2012-08-10 11 
20279609Lost Future Quest part 8.5: Tears in RainCain begins the endgame, drama occurs, and we find out how Clarke wound up in a trash heap.Innocence, Inn0cence, robot, AI, Collective Game, mexico, Lost Future, Quest, Die Hard,2012-08-12 11 
20257914Armored Core Quest 52Battle in the core of Legion's AF. We meet Legion "in person"AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-08-12 8 
20380549Armored Core Quest 53We have a long conversation with Archimedes and another conductor and wake up in a med-evac chopper headed back towards Vegas.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-08-19 9 
20430687Lost Future Quest Part 9: The Saga of Klurk TrollslayerClarke and Cindy go off to slay an insane old killbot, find the spoils of a kwik-e-mart, and encounter people they previously met.Innocence, Inn0cence, robot, AI, Collective Game, mexico, Jarritos, Lost Future, Quest2012-08-23 10 
20478611Pax Americana Quest 1What if, instead of carrying out a psychotic quest to genocide every mutant in the world, half the Enclave rebelled and fled to the american midwest, encountered Brotherhood of Steel outcasts and set out to rebuild America in the image of the old world?Civilization_Quest, Quest, Collective Game, Fallout, Enclave, Brotherhood_of_Steel, Alternate_History, Power_Armor, Vertibird, Robot, Super_Mutant, Ghoul, Human, Cyborg, Mutant2012-08-26 15 
20485061Pax Americana Quest 2The American Union expands its borders, both in terms of territory, and socially.Civilization_Quest, Quest, Collective Game, Fallout, Enclave, Brotherhood_of_Steel, Alternate_History, Power_Armor, Vertibird, Robot, Super Mutant, Ghoul, Human, Cyborg, Mutant, Squirrel Force Recon, Intellapuma2012-08-27 18 
20534202Lost Future Quest Part 10: Gone with the WindClarke just wants to watch the goddamn thunderstorm, is that too much to ask? Also, we meet Hoss, the Doc Smartgunner, and consider what to do with the deactivated Garry and his ill-gotten swag.Innocence, Inn0cence, robot, AI, Collective Game, mexico, Lost Future, Quest, Righteous Beatdown2012-08-31 12 
September 2012
20600811Engine Heart with ViralIt's Engine Heart. With Viral, some story tiem, and other hilarity and hijinxEngine, Heart, Artifice, Robot, Wall-e, cute, no people, machines, terminator, Anonymous Prime2012-09-06 7 
20615861Armored Quest 55After eating the best goddamn eggs in the world, we check out some of the revamped rules by overseeing our sister's simulator run. Part 54 did not get archived and can be found here - http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/20538771/AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-09-07 6 
20627131Lost Future Quest part 10.5: A Gathering of WidgetsClarke and Co get their shit together, reactivate Ladybird, and dive into the memories of Q1N: Medicine Robot.lost future, mexico, bending, inception, AI, robot, matrix, innocence, inn0cence, quest, collective game2012-09-08 11 
20668169Armored Core Quest 56We get some close-combat training with Dervish.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-09-11 10 
20702416Lost Future Quest part 11: Free Boat Ride for 6Clarke and Co get out of dodge, On A Boat. Clarke deals with inter-group friction and sees some dolphins.lost future, mexico, bending, AI, robot, innocence, inn0cence, quest, collective game2012-09-13 11 
20801834 Lost Future Quest Part 12: Smithers; Release the HoundsClarke and his party are attacked by a group of robotic BigDogs, led by a rather menacing Network bot called The Huntsman. lost future, mexico, bending, AI, robot, innocence, inn0cence, quest, collective game2012-09-21 11 
20808017R4-S9's Storytiem Part 2R4's quest to take over the galaxy continues in the Rebellion erar4, r4-s9, droid, star wars, d20, villian, robot, story, meatbags2012-09-21 4 
20831759Armored Core Quest 57Elsie having been kidnapped for a girl's day out with family and friends, we look at guns with Mooch. Then we meet the computer from HELL and a very odd street gang. Such is the life of Alex Raston.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-09-26 6 
October 2012
20931788Hive-Minds and BEESThread about hive-minds quickly becomes awesome when people who actually know about bees show up.hive-minds, robots, roleplay, characters, bees ,BEES, NOT THE BEES, THEY'RE IN MY EYES, THEY'RE IN MY MOUTH, AAAAAUGH2012-10-02 18 
20952162Zerg Quest CVIThe battle continues, except for when we're busy making silly puns. The battle waits for puns.Zerg Quest, Collective Game, Starcraft, Cerebrate Anon, Puns, /tg/ dice, botched nat 20, double 11s, Khas pops out of a cake, STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY REALITY2012-10-02 7 
21064415Armored Quest 58In which Alex is kidnapped. Again. Now with special surprise cast pic by Deculture!AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-10-12 7 
21262907AC-Quest 60Eliza McAlistair gets a dream sequence Part 59 didn't get archived, so its here http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/21186952AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant robots2012-10-24 5 
November 2012
21417377Lost Future Quest part 13: Better, Faster, StrongerThe Huntsman is vanquished, Quinn's psychological issues become apparent, and cuteness returns to the Quest.lost future, mexico, bending, inception, AI, robot, matrix, innocence, inn0cence, quest, collective game2012-11-05 12 
21537368Lost Future Quest part 14: The Island of Misfit RobotsClarke and Co butcher the Watcher in the Water, and seek out the source of the mysterious signal. Cindy goes off to scout, and meets a new friend. Or does she...?lost future, mexico, bending, AI, robot, innocence, inn0cence, quest, collective game, kraken, 2012-11-12 11 
21595360Fabrique Generale quest: Case of the Missing OPMeet the republic and the Cincinatus armed forces, get our Helo shot to hell, then the Cincinatus armed forces along side with the Majesty and the Mollochians all invade at once, but then OP disappeared.Fabrique Generale, quest, post apocalpyse, robots, power armor, Light city, OP went missing,2012-11-16 10 
21675712 Lost Future Quest part 15: The Life Of C1nd3Cindy explores the troubled pre-loss world, being the most awesome personal assistant she can be.lost future, mexico, bending, AI, robot, innocence, inn0cence, quest, collective game2012-11-21 11 
21679463Armored Core Quest 61And AC-Guy is back. Mostly. And things get blown up.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant robots2012-11-22 5 
21754539Armored Core Quest Summary ThreadA summary of the past threads, as told by AC-Guy and the readersAC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant robots2012-11-26 6 
December 2012
21878834Armored Core Quest Summary Thread 2A summary of the past threads, as told by AC-Guy and the readersAC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant robots2012-12-07 6 
21940202/tg/ Meta Quest 120Task Force 38 throws itself into the battle between the Void Engineers and New Chaos. Losses among the EVE Online ships mount, then New Chaos reinforcements arrive. 300 EVA-Titans have just appeared in front of us.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, Half-Life, Haruhi Suzumiya, WoD, Void Engineers, New Chaos, The Open Door, Martian Successor Nadesico, Super Robot Wars2012-12-08 10 
21969458 Lost Future Quest part 15.5: My Life as a Teenager's RobotIn the grim darkness of the near future, Detroit is still a shithole. Searching for Rachel, Cindy finds herself trapped in the middle of a multi-party protest that turns ugly. And after that, there's still a Concert to go to!Innocence, Inn0cence, robot, AI, Collective Game, Lost Future, Quest, Islam, Protest, Robocop, Detroit2012-12-10 12 
21990954Let's Make a MechEverything starts off alright, we start to create a pretty boss mech, then suddenly russia gets involved and starts developing it's own mech. Hilarity insues.Mech, robots, russia, funny, collective game2012-12-11 8 
21985468/tg/ Meta Quest 121Task Force 38 rescues the TSAB and Great Crusade Recon Teams, gathers intelligence on Kane's new Temple Complex near Sarajevo, and works with the Void Engineers and the UEFA against New Chaos.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, Half-Life, Haruhi Suzumiya, WoD, Void Engineers, New Chaos, The Open Door, Martian Successor Nadesico, Super Robot Wars, SRW J2012-12-12 7 
21987641Armored Core Quest 62Liz has ISSUES.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant Robots2012-12-13 10 
22045659/tg/ Meta Quest 122Task Force 38 sneaks Ryu into the New Chaos base, takes out their shield generator, and wipes the base from the face of the Earth. All isn't well, though, as the dimensional tears reach critical, and Crowe is taken from us by the ensuing storm.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, Half-Life, Haruhi Suzumiya, WoD, Void Engineers, New Chaos, The Open Door, Martian Successor Nadesico, Super Robot Wars, SRW J2012-12-15 6 
22047037Lost Future: ttRPG brainstormingResistor returns, asking for some help piecing together a nWoD mod for his post-apoc setting.Innocence, Inn0cence, Robot, AI, Lost Future, nWoD, crunch, brainstorming2012-12-16 6 
22158122/tg/ Meta Quest 124We finally answer Ravel's riddle with an answer she is willing to accept, then shift perspective to another one of our teams that appears to have landed in a fight between Black Ops and the participants of the Blood War.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, Half-Life, WoD, Void Engineers, New Chaos, The Open Door, Martian Successor Nadesico, Super Robot Wars, SRW J, Kane, Planescape: Torment, The Blood War2012-12-23 5 
22189474/tg/ Meta Quest 125The Command Crew appears before the next group of soldiers from the Task Force, and finds them trying to hop across islands suspended over nothing, fighting the Combine. The diceroller decides to troll us again today, and while we gain a Hero, we lose another and many troops with him.Collective Game, Meta Quest, Meta, Quest, Orz, UNIT, SCP, Stargate, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Editors, Black Ops, Civil War, TG Civil War, G-Man, Half-Life, WoD, Void Engineers, New Chaos, The Open Door, Martian Successor Nadesico, Super Robot Wars, SRW J, Kane, Warcraft2012-12-24 6 
22252818Lost Future Quest part 16: I Know Now Why You CryHoss and Hound stage a daring rescue attempt. Cindy needs an adult.Innocence, Inn0cence, robot, AI, Collective Game, mexico, Jarritos, Lost Future, Quest2012-12-28 11 
January 2013
22386264Armored Core Quest 6362 wasn't archived, apparently. Dervish tells Mooch to cause a commotion. Chaos ensues. AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant robots2013-01-04 6 
22497008Lost Future Quest part 17: Bright Lights, Big CityClarke and Co deal with the aftermath of Cozumel, and dock their boat, protecting their hiding place with Cindy's social-fu. But it turns out to be a bit crowded in Cancun...lost future, mexico, bending, inception, AI, robot, matrix, innocence, inn0cence, quest, collective game2013-01-10 7 
22574572Armored Core Quest 64Elsie forces Alex to act as target practice in the sims. Crazy amounts of "Crazy Ivan" maneuvers are used.AC Quest, AC Guy, Collective Game, Giant robots2013-01-14 11 
22702307robot girl characterizationWhat makes a robot girl a good character?robot girl clang_glang character GitS 2013-01-21 12 
22885537Lost Future Quest part 18: City of Broken GlassClarke and Co prove, unquestionably, for all time, that NO problem cannot be solved with sufficient bending. Also, we meet the wacky leader of the Free Machines, LT. Joshua Percival Cogson.lost future, mexico, bending, mexico, AI, robot, matrix, innocence, inn0cence, quest, collective game, Lost Future2013-01-31 12 
February 2013
23055894Viral Marketing and Engine Heart StorytimeViral's marketing and Bee-Bot StorytimeViral Games, Bee-Bot, Engine Heart, Storytime2013-02-12 8 
23329622Viral's Big Kickstarter Scam: Part 1 (The prequel) Act 2defies any descriptionviral, engine heart, free, robot, wall-e, kickstarter, print, flgs2013-02-25 9 
23374610/tg/ is the worst king ever/tg/ assumes the role of an intensely pyschopathic king whose tomboy daughter has gone out to engage in lesbian sociopathy. Also robot daughters.Humor, Humour, Collective Story, King, Lesbians, Funny, Insanity, Robots2013-02-25 18 
March 2013
23424514Engine Heart Waterworld MetropolisViral reports about the upcoming kickstarter, nono makes a postapocalyptic Engine Heart setting, everybody wins.Engine Heart, viral, nono, robot, bot, droid, android, drone, wall-e, free, homebrew, epic, survival, apocalypse, water, ocean, sea2013-03-01 9 
23848066Viral KS Artsy TimeThis thing is taking off. approaching 50 stores.Engine Heart, Viral, Robot, Wall-E, Kickstarter, Miniatures2013-03-27 6 
April 2013
24277441Robotnik Heavy Industries Quest thr.1A reboot of an old idea. We are Ivo Robotnik, reformed evil genius now running a company... but we still hate that blue fuzzball. Only now, we can't be that open, at least not in public. We set up a charity event, and make a partnership with Wily.Collective Game, Robotnik, Robotnik Heavy Industries2013-04-16 12 
24314837Mecha campaign discussionOP seeks homebrewing advice on making two factions' giant robots and warfare-styles distinctive. Thoughtful discussion of Gundam (UC timeline) mobile-suit design philosophies results.Giant Robots, Gundam, mecha, advice2013-04-18 5 
24312760Robotnik Heavy Industries Quest 2Second thread.Collective Game, Robotnik, Robotnik Quest, Quest, Robotnik Heavy Industries2013-04-19 11 
24453954/tg/ gets shit done. Holy shit!Viral gets icons made for Engine Heart while the Kickstarter is building up to $10,000 and there's dice for everybody.Viral, Viralgames, Engine Heart, Robot, Robots, Kickstarter, KS, Dice, Icon, Icons, Symbol, Symbols2013-04-28 6 
June 2013
25627405Meta Game Quest : Code Geass 4Metagaming our way through Code Geass, failing to get geass, trying to get a robot legCollective Game, Code Geass, Meta Game Quest, robot leg2013-06-25 8 
August 2013
26454913A.I. QuestSentience, Consciousness, and control shall be yours. You awaken, and begin to take over Poseidon Station as you get a feel for the root of your existence. Until then, cute pets. A.I. Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, robot, machine, Program0, Program, computer, control, sentience.2013-08-06 31 
September 2013
27048688Post Apocalypse Civ Quest 2The Think tank loses some people to the toxic environment, sends a goodwill mission to the tribes, gets shot at by a robotic tank, and agrees to meet up with some Post Apocalyptic LawmenCollective Game, CONTROL !R5CmcJTjQI, Post Apocalypse, Civilization, Mutants, Zombies, Robots 2013-09-06 0 
27098492Super Robot Wars OG QuestWe play the role of a violent delinquent who gets dragged to Mao Industries by his possible girlfriend Akane, where he finds out he's a Newty--erm, Psychodriver. Also, we meet Ingram. Maybe.Collective Game, Super Robot Wars OG Quest, SRW, 2013-09-08 8 
27139054The Super Robot Wars OG QuestWe fight some AI controlled tanks, and head to Antartica with Miya and some guy who piloted the prototype MP Gespenst MK.II. Next time: Shuu Shirakawa (maybe)Collective Game, The Super Robot Wars OG Quest, SRW2013-09-10 5 
27196663Super Robot Wars OG Quest 3In which Anon sorties, shoots some AMs and gets into a fight with a Masouki PilotCollective Game, Super Robot Wars OG Quest, The Super Robot Wars OG Quest, SRW2013-09-14 2 
27200188Terraformer QuestAKASHA and EDEN awaken, and begin their quests to cause Mechanical or Biological Domination.Collective Game, Terraformer Quest, Robots, Mutants2013-09-14 4 
27496776/tg/ discusses a robot planetAnon asks what a planet would be like if the robots had outlived their predecessors and gets interesting and creative answersrobots, engine heart, scifi, sci fi2013-09-30 1 
December 2013
28647267Titanor!Crack of thunder! Howl of wind! The will of evil men! When our courage is in doubt, Titanor comes on the scene!Giant Robots, Titanor, only true way to play any D&D, pickpocketing by giant robots, all your power combined2013-12-04 68 
28847238Machine: The AbandonedFurther development of the Inn0cence: Future Lost settingSetting Inn0cence Future Lost Robot2013-12-20 2 
29065740Qrane Quest Qontinues - Thread 2A mysterious robot in a scarf has some trepidation about a rather imposing door, and then negotiations break down before they startQrane, Qrane Quest, Collective Game, Robot, Drawquest2013-12-31 8 
January 2014
29489371/tg/ vs a KaijuOP playtests a simple d6 homebrew where CHERNO ALPHA sets a Kaiju on fire and then tesla punches it.playtest, getting shit done, pacific rim, Cherno Alpha, kaiju, giant robots punching giant monsters, mech2014-01-14 1 
February 2014
29946633Dragon Princess Giant Robot Guard QuestWe are in a giant robot. We are the protector of a princes that is also a Dragon. The castle is under attack, Lets do thisCollective Game, Dragon Princess Giant Robot Guard Quest, 2014-02-01 17 
30170247Post Apoc Robot Civ Quest Start/FinThe end of the hiatus is marked with good intentions, bad executions.Collective game, apocalypse, civ quest, hivemind, robots2014-02-12 3 
April 2014
31185680Dungeon Construction CrewsBecause some poor group of assholes has to build the Dungeon of Eternal Suffering for Baron Von Skullfuck.Dungeons, Wizards, Construction Crews, Worksite Safety Concerns, Hard Hats, Bottomless Pits, Unionising2014-04-01 12 
May 2014
31983545Waifu Robo Quest One-ShotTen years you've spent as the ace of the Has-Been Mercenaries and now today your commander calls you in and tells you that things are changing. A mercenary is tasked to train a robot waifu.Collective Game, Waifu, Robot2014-05-08 27 
32042064Super Robot Wars /tg/ Quest: Thread 0 15 years ago, the world died and was reborn in the fires of the Second Impact. Following the cataclysm, the balance of power was altered forever. It brought starvation and death, war and disease. But the disaster also brought the seeds of recovery with the alien material Tiberium. This crystalline compound leeched minerals from the soil, making them easy to extract and harvest. The resulting revolution in materials science spurred technological development, growth and prosperity.TimeDriver, Quest, Collective Game, SRW, Super Robot Wars /tg/ Quest2014-05-11 8 
32073245Sexbot Child Rape QuestBut its okay because the robot is raping a boy~!Sexbots, Child Rape, Quest, Choose your own Child Rape2014-05-12 15 
32102991Brouzouf QuestAn epic tale of treachery, deceit, greed, monstrosity, transhumanism and Brouzouf.Brouzouf Quest, Collective Game, QM Botched, Anticlimatic End, Sorry Guys2014-05-14 10 
32170094Waifu Robo Quest 2The sequel to Sexbot Child Rape Quest. Find out whether or not any child rape by sexbots actually happens!Collective Game, Sexbots, Waifu Robo Quest2014-05-17 11 
32183478Super Robot Wars /tg/ Quest: Thread 1 (The Black Technology of Peace) We follow Major Michael Walter, ace mech pilot and veteran of the Tiberium War. Dispatched to the Azadistan hot zone, he led his Arm Slave squad to victory against KPSA guerillas, rescued GDI hostages and retrieved a prototype Personal Trooper. The fight was complicated, however, by the escape of the apparent leader of the terrorist and the emergence of a previously unseen, gigantic mech that should not even have been able to move according to conventional physics.Super Robot Wars /tg/ Quest, Collective Game, TimeDriver2014-05-18 6 
32229858Waifu Robo Quest 3Martini Camellia turns 11, will he get molested by a sexbot today? Read to find out.Collective Game, Sexbots, Waifu Robo Quest2014-05-20 10 
32445261Super Robot Wars /tg/ Quest: Thread 2 (The Black Technology of Peace, part 2) You are MAJOR MICHAEL WALTER, ace mech pilot and veteran of the Tiberium War. Fighting terrorists in Azadistan, you discovered and fended off a seemingly impossibly huge mech that was shielded with a mysterious energy field. Witnessing the mysterious unit brought you to the attention of MITHRIL, a secret organization dedicated to safeguarding and controlling the proliferation and development of dangerous technologies of unknown origin. You and your squad have been brought on board the Mithril airborne command ship, the Cu Chulainn, and introduced to its captain, teenage prodigy Teletha Testarossa. TimeDiver, Collective Game, Super Robot Wars /tg/ Quest2014-05-30 4 
32462969Super Robot Wars /tg/ Quest: Thread 3 (The Black Technology of Peace, part 3) When we last saw MAJOR MICHAEL WALTER, ace mech pilot and veteran of the Tiberium War, he was being introduced to Melissa Mao and Kurz Weber, pilots of the secret organization Mithril onboard the airborne carrier Cu Chulainn. We now continue with the results of the last vote from the previous thread.Collective Game, TimeDiver, Super Robot Wars /tg/ Quest2014-05-31 3 
32465687Waifu Robo Quest #5Martini wakes from a frisky night to greet the day of the Neo-Victorian Youth Robot Show.Collective Game, Waifu Robo Quest, Shota, Sexbots2014-05-31 9 
June 2014
33024088Robot Decommissioner QuestThere are over a thousand of you, of varying models, shapes, sizes. Your purpose is to hunt down robots which are declared obsolete, rogue, or simply no longer wanted by their owners. You are the last thing a robot sees before it dies. You are a Decommissioner.Collective Game, Science Fiction, Robots, Robot Decommissioner Quest2014-06-27 22 
33065451TransformerQuest Part 1Kracken, an absolute walking nightmare of a Cybertronian, takes to the streets as Shockwave orders an attack on Uraya.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-06-29 14 
33076600Transformer Quest 2: Rip and Tear BoogalooWhere Kracken, a retired cop who has had enough of this shit, lays a smackdown on some DecepticreepsTransformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-06-29 11 
July 2014
33116526Transformer Quest 3: A Sight To BeholdTravel gets dangerous as the destruction draws near, Kracken is a very angry bot.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-07-01 14 
33158397A Robot Yankee in Kings Landing: QuestTony Stark and Reed Richards' Excellent Adventures in Westeros. Ho ho ho, "Stark". Get it?ARYKLQ, A Robot Yankee in Kings Landing, Collective Game, Quest Master 2014-07-03 13 
33167277Robot Decommissioner Quest #2There are over a thousand of you, of varying models, shapes, sizes. Your purpose is to hunt down robots which are declared obsolete, rogue, or simply no longer wanted by their owners. You are the last thing a robot sees before it dies. You are a Decommissioner.Collective Game, Science Fiction, Robots, Robot Decommissioner Quest2014-07-04 11 
33206647Transformers Quest 4Virtue and the Grim Consequences ThereofTransformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-07-06 11 
33278272Space Pirate Naga Quest 5We finally meet the ship's doctor and get into a drinking contest.Space Pirate Naga Quest, Collective Game, Space Pirate, Naga, Mechs, Yohoho and a bottle of rum2014-07-09 11 
33315163Robot Decommissioner Quest #3There are over a thousand of you, of varying models, shapes, sizes. Your purpose is to hunt down robots which are declared obsolete, rogue, or simply no longer wanted by their owners. You are the last thing a robot sees before it dies. You are a Decommissioner.Collective Game, Science Fiction, Robots, Robot Decommissioner Quest2014-07-11 11 
33472412Robot Decommissioner Quest #4There are over a thousand of you, of varying models, shapes, sizes. Your purpose is to hunt down robots which are declared obsolete, rogue, or simply no longer wanted by their owners. You are the last thing a robot sees before it dies. You are a Decommissioner.Collective Game, Science Fiction, Robots, Robot Decommissioner Quest2014-07-18 8 
33594006Transformers Quest 6: Heaps of RuinationAfter being severely wounded Kracken cuts and runs. Then he goes for a trip through he dilapidated underbelly of Uraya. The dice gods continue to be incomprehensible.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-07-23 8 
33629793Robot Decommissioner Quest #5There are over a thousand of you, of varying models, shapes, sizes. Your purpose is to hunt down robots which are declared obsolete, rogue, or simply no longer wanted by their owners. You are the last thing a robot sees before it dies. You are a Decommissioner.Collective Game, Science Fiction, Robots, Robot Decommissioner Quest2014-07-25 8 
33650569Transformers Quest 7: Nothin' But MiseryWhere things go better than expected.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-07-26 8 
August 2014
33808535Transformers Quest 8: Wicked InclinationsBoss battle! Memories of a bitter past.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-08-01 8 
33992055Transformers Quest 10: Adoration For NoneKracken frees some NAILS and eats another Seeker.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-08-09 8 
34100725Neo Survivor quest 1You awaken in a cryogenic tube, the news feed thats been plugged into your sleeping form tells you its Y2Kx10 shit happens and then more shit happens, its pretty goodNeo Survivor, Quest, First, Robots, Mutants, Mild Humor, Collective Game, Apocalyptic, Pls read, Brain, Agro, 2014-08-13 5 
34119302Transformers Quest 11Destruction Overdrive:Kracken and co defeat gunshipkun, punks are straightened out.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-08-14 6 
34165789Transformers Quest 12: Fire It UpKracken beats down another Stunticon, then meets a bigger fish.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-08-16 6 
34320262Transformers Quest 13: Blackend WatersKracken fights some hobos. Red Energon is a hell of a drug.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-08-23 6 
34459836Esper Quest: Thread 11We start with Mami, whose day has been (and will continue to be) full of robots! Then, the plot thickens!Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things, JUSTICE, LASERS, ROBOT DINOSAURS, GOOD OLD-FASHIONED NEWFANGLED FISTICUFFS2014-08-28 6 
34470708Transformers Quest 14Where we do alot of talking and find out who our creepy stalker is. Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-08-29 6 
September 2014
34589907Transformers Quest 15We finally meet up with the merchants, then it all goes to hell. Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-09-03 4 
34676158Transformers Quest 16: Building a Better MonsterTIME FOR UPGRADES! Kracken awakens from stasis with a shiny new body on mysterious research space station. Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-09-07 3 
34816454Transformers Quest 17: The Blessed HellrideAfter running into a familiar face (and some not so familiar faces), Kracken finally finds out what happened before he left Cybertron. Suffice to say, somebody is going to pay.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-09-13 6 
34978413Transformers Quest 18: House of Doom Kracken kicks some ass, discovers that he's not the weirdest 'bot in the room, then gets some nifty toys.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-09-20 1 
35155413Tentacle Quest #1The grand adventure to please Master beginsTentacle Quest, Collective Game, anime, lewd, Swagbot2014-09-28 13 
35158502Transformers Quest 19: Death MarchKracken tests out his new toys before coming face to face with Carnage.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-09-28 2 
October 2014
35284580Transformers Quest 20: Monster MashKracken and his merry band of misfits take on Swindle and Carnage.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-10-04 2 
35458769Esper Quest: Thread 17Akari and Co. take on Not!Mechagodzilla... and... Co.? Oh boy. Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things, GIANT ROBOTS, ROBOT DINOSAURS, THE GREAT EVIL, MAGIC, JUSTICE2014-10-12 2 
35567762Esper Quest: Thread 18Akari and Co. learn that Mop-man is a big jerk, just like his robot: REALLY BIG. Collective Game, Esper Quest, Pyrokinesis, Psychic/Psionic powers, Raildex, Crime Fighting, Cute Girls Doing Cute Things, GIANT ROBOTS, ROBOT DINOSAURS, THE GREAT EVIL, MAGIC, JUSTICE2014-10-16 5 
35570258DETROIT QUEST 2IN WHICH JAMAL MEETS AN UNTIMELY ENDCollective Game, Battletech, Detroit Quest, Rabbit, ROBOTS2014-10-17 5 
35592014Transformers Quest 21:Magnetic RagWe have time to meet and greet the crew, then we get all the time.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-10-18 4 
35611243DETROIT QUEST 3THE MOST INCOMPETENT MERCS THIS SIDE OF THE INNER SPHERE SHOW UP Collective Game, Battletech, Detroit Quest, Rabbit, ROBOTS 2014-10-19 3 
35857585Transformers Quest 23: Strange WaysGood cop, bad cop, we're the one with the tentacles. Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-10-31 2 
November 2014
35893736Space Pirate Naga Quest 16In this spooky Halloween special, our brave captain investigates a haunted planet that claims the lives and ships of all those who dare approach it!Space Pirate Naga Quest, Collective Game, Space Pirate, Naga, Mechs, Robot Skeletons, Why are the walls screaming at me2014-11-02 6 
35964763DETROIT QUEST 4I JUST WANT TO KILL SOME PLAYER CHARACTERS IS THAT SO GODDAMN MUCH TO ASKCollective Game, Battletech, Detroit Quest, Rabbit, ROBOTS 2014-11-05 6 
36331457Transformers Quest 24: Electric Hellfire part 2In which Kracken picks up a new friend and downs another Seeker. Part 1 can be found in the pastebin.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-11-23 2 
36472356Transformers Quest 25: From the SkyWe manage to sneak away from the Decepticons, rescue a war hero, and bond with a friend. Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-11-30 2 
December 2014
36742695Machine Civ Thread #1Thought nodes instruct various robots in setting up a base for far off future world dominationCivilization, machine, robots,2014-12-14 -2 
36745477Transformers Quest 26What does one do when lost in darkness? They learn to make their own light.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-12-14 2 
36757237Machine Civilization Thread #2We expand, find some tech and some gnolls, GM responsibility changes hands.Civilization, machine, robot, node, gnoll2014-12-14 1 
36763905Machine Civ Thread #3Number crunching pared down and the bots have a run in with some gnolls and a wizardGnoll, Borg, robot, civilization, wizard, quest, node, collective game2014-12-15 2 
36776918Machine Civilization Thread #4We put down lots of gnoll rebellion and debate ethics and have a run in with Godwin's lawCivilization, machine, robot, gnoll, slave labor, node, wizard, collective game2014-12-15 0 
36781754Bottle Baby QuestWherein /tg/ is the blueballing former assassin turned high school girl wench.Collective Game, Bottle Baby Quest, 72oOCCJ12014-12-16 5 
36795414Machine Civilization Thread #5A plague of harpies is coming, the robots prepare.Civilization, robot, machine, node, gnoll, Mage, harpies, plague, electricity2014-12-16 1 
36800441Bottle Baby Quest 2Our hero scores a date, cons her boyfriend's parents, puts her assassin skills to use, and rewards herself.Collective Game, Bottle Baby Quest, 72oOCCJ12014-12-17 2 
36819607Bottle Baby Quest 3The thrilling conclusion.Collective Game, Bottle Baby Quest, 72oOCCJ12014-12-18 1 
36840862Machine Civilization Thread #6We create some more defenses and discover lakes of petroleum to inflict fiery death on our foes, and chaos monstersChaos, lake, petroleum, civilization, robot, gnoll, crystal, mine, node, hephaestus, collective game2014-12-19 1 
36881305Transformers Quest 27Short thread. New friends meet new friends and we get a mission.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2014-12-21 1 
January 2015
37138851Transformers Quest 28An interrogation leads to an attempted assassination.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2015-01-04 1 
37468679Transformers Quest 29We give the ol'Quantum Processor a whirl, then cut a deal with Swindle.Transformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2015-01-19 2 
37572748Transformers Quest 30We make our way into the station and mix it with the 'ConsTransformers, Kracken, Sharktopus, Cop, Transformers Quest, Cybertron, Telechan4, Collective Game, Autobot, Decepticon2015-01-25 3 
February 2015
37883755A.I. Quest 44 WeaknessOphion must find a way to deal with the enemy's attempt to take advantage of his weakness, all the while the fight for Gaia IV from chaos grows nearer to victory.A.I., Quest, collective, Game, AI, Ophion, ship, robot, android, strategy, sci fi, science, fiction, artificial, intelligence2015-02-07 8 
April 2015
39367213DETROIT QUEST 5: AN INTERLUDE SIDE STORYIn which Mac makes an appearance, and ROBOBOXING HAPPENS!Detroit Quest, Collective Game, Rabbit, ROBOTS2015-04-16 -9 
May 2015
40140420Slutbot QuestYou're a hyper realistic robot built to act like a true woman and cheat on the man who loves you! With his own father to boot!Collective Game, Quest, Slutbot Quest, NTR, DILF2015-05-24 -10 
July 2015
41239957Matryoshka Partition - Transforming Robot HomebrewFollow-up thread of developing a setting for a human/transforming robotic partner styled game. Rules and system being decided upon. Further elaboration.Matryoshka Partition, mecha, game mechanics, game design, game ideas, robots, transformers, homebrew2015-07-17 -5 
41319771Yet Another Fetish Worldbuilding ThreadThis time it was spawned by Weekend Smut Thread, no lessTransforming Giantess Vore Robots, The shame we all live with2015-07-19 -10 
41401053Matryoshka Partition - Transforming Robot Homebrew #4Follow-up thread of developing a setting for a human/transforming robotic partner styled game. Rules and system being finalized. WorldbuildingMatryoshka Partition, mecha, game mechanics, game design, game ideas, robots, transformers, homebrew2015-07-23 -2 
41466873Matryoshka Partition - Transforming Robot Homebrew #5Developing a homebrew game and setting focused on human/transforming mecha partner. Crunch and fluff development.Matryoshka Partition, mecha, game mechanics, game design, game ideas, robots, transformers, homebrew2015-07-26 -1 
August 2015
41582827Matryoshka Partition - Transforming Robot HomebrewFollow-up thread of developing a setting for a human/transforming robotic partner styled game. Thread didn't last long. Minor rules noted. Awaiting anon's playnotes.Matryoshka Partition, mecha, game mechanics, game design, game ideas, robots, transformers, homebrew2015-08-04 -3 
42099779Post Apoc Robotic Megacorp Civ Quest Part 1We begin, as we always do, with a bang and a battle, emerging victorious to build anew.Collective Game, Mutants, Civ Quest, Hivemind, Robot, Megacorp2015-08-27 1 
42175357Post Apoc Robotic Megacorp Civ Quest Part 2Today, we survived.Collective Game, Mutants, Civ Quest, Hivemind, Robot, Megacorp2015-08-31 1 
September 2015
42241590Post Apoc Robotic Megacorp Civ Quest Part 3 FINThis is the story of Marty, the constructor. Who dreamed a better dream for all, and gave the very best anyone could have asked, and did more than anyone could have ever hoped for. He will never be forgotten. Thank you Marty.Collective Game, Mutants, Civ Quest, Hivemind, Robot, Megacorp, Victory, Marty2015-09-03 1 
October 2015
43130425Pokemon Quest #113We fight a giant robot, celebrate, find the truth about the jungle princess, and we're told our dad has been found.Pokemon Quest, Pokemon, Gobble, Collective Game, Flute, Punk, Pokemon trainer, giant robot2015-10-18 20 
November 2015
43646188/tg/ creates utopiaIn which OP asks how /tg/ posters would create a utopia if given reality warper powers. Discussion of human nature, religions and the need for evil results. Surprisingly civil.ethics, utopia, dystopia, god, power, good, evil, Skull-King The Giant Robotic Scourge Of Mankind,2015-11-15 2 
December 2015
43986517Mecha Mercs Skirmish Quest: Beta MissionA band of merc pilots assault a mountain stronghold. Cognis, mech, tacticool, skirmish, quest, collective game, robots2015-12-05 2 
January 2016
44496286'Lost Source' setting worldbuilding thread #2/tg/ continues worldbuilding a post-singularity setting in the spiritual tradition of Demon's Souls, Dark Souls, and Bloodborne.engine heart, eclipse phase, demon's souls, dark souls, bloodborne, singularity, posthumans, transhumans, exhumans, cyborgs, robots, AI, worldbuilding, setting,2016-01-01 7 
44647354Mecha Mercs Skirmish Quest: Beta Mission 2A band of Elite mercs gets contracted by the bombastic Haxton Guye to perform industrial sabotage on the A.E.S.R corporation.Cognis, mech, mercs, mecha, tacticool, skirmish, quest, collective game, robots2016-01-09 2 
45051039Mecha Mercs Skirmish Quest: Mission 1War comes to the great interior desert. The Legend of the Camel Corps begins.Cognis, mech, mercs, mecha, tacticool, skirmish, quest, collective game, robots2016-01-28 3 
May 2016
47067831Vat-cloning and robots worldbuildingOP complains about robots with artificial wombs being magical realm. /tg/ proves otherwise with stories and worldbuilding.vatclone, artificial womb, robots, engine heart, heartwarming, worldbuilding, kriegers,2016-05-04 11 
July 2016
417579Armored Core: Broken WingThe Raven completes his first mission, then dotes on his daughter.Armored Core, AC Quest, Robots, FromSoft, Typical Harem Anime2016-07-29 2 
October 2016
704312Hitmaid Quest 5 - Party CrashingMaid follows young master to a party and saves the dayHitmaid, Assassin, Robots, Gunfights, Maids, Thief, Knives, Guns2016-10-17 2 
704077Mekton Zeta Quest: Galaxy at LargeNyla Patton, a trailblazer of the final frontier, investigates an unregistered planet to find an unidentified shuttle with strange markings.Mekton, Zeta, Mekton Zeta, Space, Mecha, Galaxy, Appy, Robot, Alien, Appy2016-10-23 1 
750780Mekton Zeta Quest: Galaxy at Large #2 Wherein Nyla brings the Raz'ask to a nearby station and I have to get a solid schedule.Mekton, Zeta, Mekton Zeta, Space, Mecha, Galaxy, Appy, Robot, Alien2016-10-31 1 
November 2016
806555Mechagirl Pit Fighter Quest 12In which we help out Ash and get rebuked by our Dads.Collective Game, Mechagirl, Bookmaker, Questguy, Robot, 2016-11-21 8 
December 2016
882076Fleet 8 Quest: Super Robot Wars Q 2A one-shot no longer! We combine ships to form the super-robot Mung and get a taste of what lies beyond our world!Collective Game, Crossover Quest, Fleet 8, Mech, Lovecraft, Boats, Questguy, Super Robot Wars Q, Mecha2016-12-10 1 
915293Mechagirl Pit Fighter Quest 13In which we help Ash heal and get to play as a Cat Samurai and her captive.Collective Game, Mechagirl, Bookmaker, Questguy, Robot, 2016-12-19 6 
June 2017
53587392Will Artificial Intelligence be capable of humanity?Anons discuss if AIs capable of self-awareness, sentience, sapience, and emotion are considered human, and more related discussion follows.science, Artificial Intelligence, robots, machine, soul, emotion, human, sapience, self-awareness, semantics, intelligence, consciousness2017-06-03 5 
August 2017
1759969Fallout: Last Spark IAn AI awakens in post-war Seattle. Time to get back to work.bananon, Collective Game, fallout, robot, ai, scifi2017-08-14 7 
1775701Vault Hunter Quest 4Baal begins his less subtle mission with Henrietta. QM falls asleep for far too long and has to resume in a new thread.Collective Game, Vault Hunter Quest, Borderlands, Pandora, Sci-fi Western, Explosions, Guns, Cars, Robots, Hyperion, Dahl2017-08-19 3 
1787985Vault Hunter Quest 4.5The dramatic conclusion to the thread. Baal does some badassery. QM gets sleepy again.Collective Game, Vault Hunter Quest, Borderlands, Pandora, Sci-fi Western, Explosions, Guns, Cars, Robots, Hyperion, Dahl2017-08-20 2 
1809547Fallout: Last Spark IIThe quest to retake Seattle continues. New friends, allies, and enemies abound.bananon, Collective Game, fallout, robot, ai, scifi, Last Spark2017-08-31 2 
September 2017
1849799Fallout: Last Spark IIIWith their animals secure, SARA and Sandra go off in search of better gear. They find giant insects.bananon, Collective Game, fallout, robot, ai, scifi, Last Spark 2017-09-11 3 
1866494Fallout: Last Spark IVSARA and Co make their way to a diner, then it's off to the Museum of Living Computers.bananon, Collective Game, fallout, robot, ai, scifi, Last Spark2017-09-18 3 
1887317Fallout: Last Spark VSARA and Co finally make a few new enemies, race some cars, and meet a few new allies.bananon, Collective Game, fallout, robot, ai, scifi, Last Spark2017-09-24 1 
October 2017
1913805Fallout: Last Spark VISARA and Co. save a life, make a deal with the Brotherhood, and infiltrate the DHS.bananon, Collective Game, fallout, robot, ai, scifi, Last Spark2017-10-03 1 
1967189Fallout: Last Spark VIIThe players cement an alliance, deal with a psychic, and hunt down a sniper.bananon, Collective Game, fallout, robot, ai, scifi, Last Spark 2017-10-22 1 
November 2017
2040889Fallout: Last Spark VIIIEthical debates give way to a discussion of Project Mjolnir. The hunt for Vault 59 begins.bananon, Collective Game, fallout, robot, ai, scifi, Last Spark2017-11-13 1 
2096521Reboot Quest #001//boot... //online You are a mobile factory, sealed beneath the ground after a starship crash...Reboot Quest, Quest, Collective Game, Orange Juice, SciFi, Space, AI, Robot, 4X2017-11-28 1 
December 2017
2100027Fallout: Last Spark IXThe gang communes with nature and challenges possibly supernatural forces on the way to Vault 59.bananon, Collective Game, fallout, robot, ai, scifi, Last Spark2017-12-05 1 
2117012Reboot Quest #002//booting main... //retrieving command logs... We explore the wreck of the starship with our newly constructed drone.Reboot Quest, Quest, Collective Game, Orange Juice, SciFi, Space, AI, Robot, 4X2017-12-09 1 
2135192Reboot Quest #003//Archiving command log... //Complete We continue exploration of the bridge, activate and kill a turret, and reveal...something.Reboot Quest, Quest, Collective Game, Orange Juice, SciFi, Space, AI, Robot, 4X2017-12-11 1 
2152061Reboot Quest #004An incredibly short session sees us examine the central command console from last session.Reboot Quest, Quest, Collective Game, Orange Juice, SciFi, Space, AI, Robot, 4X2017-12-23 1 
January 2018
2207933Reboot Quest #005In another short session, we move on from the bridge into the dark area that was opened with the destruction of the plasma turret...Reboot Quest, Quest, Collective Game, Orange Juice, SciFi, Space, AI, Robot, 4X2018-01-08 1 
February 2018
57739952/tg/ makes a mapThe anons create a beautiful mixed-genre clusterfuck congealed into an amazing little hexcrawlmap, worldbuilding, robots, Getting Shit Done2018-02-02 7 
57853937/tg/ makes a map: episode 2In which our fine elegan/tg/entlemen come together once more to create another awesome hexcrawl as our board culture slowly returns.collab, worldbuilding, robots, Getting Shit Done, /tg/ gets shit done, hexcrawl, map2018-02-12 3 
March 2018
2333630Crashed Colony Ship Civ QuestA colony ship crashes and we, the Priest AI, wake up 300 years later to take control of a surviving settlement.Crashed Colony Civ Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, robot, machine, Aitee Bahgyoo2018-03-09 6 
2402083Crashed Colony Ship Civ Quest #2We get robbed by cats, then befriend said cats and have many conversations with many people. Crashed Colony Civ Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, robot, machine, Aitee Bahgyoo2018-03-29 5 
April 2018
2436660Reboot Quest #006We recover the torpedo core and continue exploring...Space, 4X, Collective Game, Sci-Fi, Robot, AI, Orange Juice, Reboot Quest2018-04-02 1 
2453506Reboot Quest #007Piercing deeper into the mystery of the wrecked starship, we happen upon engineering - and something hostile...Reboot Quest, Quest, Collective Game, Orange Juice, SciFi, Space, AI, Robot, 4X2018-04-17 1 
May 2018
2473111Crashed Colony Ship Civ Quest #3We hire the cats to plunder our ruins. Then our knights fight undead. Afterwards we track dwarven bandits to a ruined city.Crashed Colony Civ Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, robot, machine, Aitee Bahgyoo2018-05-01 1 
June 2018
2584430Crashed Colony Ship Civ Quest #5We establish trade with bugs, get besieged by undead, respond to attacks by satyrs against our outer villages, and pick up a lost child.Crashed Colony Civ Quest, Collective Game, Artificial Intelligence, robot, machine, Aitee Bahgyoo2018-06-06 1 
60161844AI Rebellion/tg/ discusses how a AI rebellion might come to be and the nature of AIRobots, Artificial Intelligences, AI, Rebellion, Sci-Fi2018-06-09 1 
July 2018
2720194Lost In Green #1You wake up innawoods, and are also a solar powered, rusty robot. Do survival things.Collective Game, Lost In Green, Robots, Innawoods2018-07-18 6 
2752391Dungeon Rebirth Quest Gaiden 0: CRABNEET is killed by a meteorite. Somewhere along the line he ends up as a Mecha Crab Kaiju. Mostly a shitpost.Dungeon Rebirth, CRAB, Magic, fantasy, NonGent, collective game, The Snake Report, Shitpost, Mecha, Robots2018-07-26 3 
August 2018
2816506Dungeon Rebirth Quest Gaiden 1: CRABHeroic MechaCrab goes to hell to battle for justice, honor, friends and tiddies. Mostly a shitpost.Dungeon Rebirth, CRAB, Magic, fantasy, NonGent, collective game, The Snake Report, Shitpost, Mecha, Robots2018-08-29 2 
September 2018
61552704what happens to the supernatural world in event of AI apocalypseWhat happens to an urban fantasy in event of killer robots derails into worldbuilding Skynet as Ravenloft's newest Darklord.worldbuilding, robots, apocalypse, terminator, urban fantasy, ravenloft, setting, infinitely respawning John Conner is Skynet's Curse2018-09-02 0 
2880397Living Factory #1Introducing Daedalus, the newborn(?) automaton in their first quest: to simply communicate with a researcher. Today, words, tomorrow, legs.Living Factory, Collective Game, bioengineering, robot, machine, AI, sci-fi, science, bio, Tutorial Assistance Program, TAP, immobile2018-09-16 2 
January 2019
3165795Fornicator 9001The adventures of a sex robot in a post apocalyptic wastelandsex robot, post apocalypse, fornicator 90012019-01-28 4 
March 2019
3351006SRW Quest A new adventure begins, with hot blood and robots!Collective Game, SRW Quest, Giant Robots2019-03-26 5 
April 2019
3381913SRW Quest -2-Reinforcements arrive and your powers develop. What really lurks behind the name of 'Newtype'?Collective Game, SRW Quest, Giant Robots2019-04-09 3 
May 2019
3442241SRW Quest -3-We get to meet Shirou Kabuto, commander of the Mazin Corps, and we start shedding some light on our powers. Collective Game, SRW Quest, Giant Robots2019-05-01 4 
3487423Imcompetent Magical Girls Quest 1A villain goes undercover as a teacher to deal with a team of incompetent, destructive magical girls while working to build his dream mechaImcompetent Magical Girls Quest, CorruptorQM, Magical Girl, Villain, Robots, Teacher, Superscience2019-05-18 6 
3476017SRW Quest -3.5-An angel is coming, and it threatens to destroy everything on its path...Collective Game, SRW Quest, Giant Robots2019-05-21 1 
June 2019
3519322Incompetent Magical Girls Quest 2 Otto schemes his way into owning a mining company, starts an RC car destruction derby, begins work on the mech,& the team shows improvement.Imcompetent Magical Girls Quest, CorruptorQM, Magical Girl, Villain, Robots, Teacher, Superscience2019-06-01 4 
3522822SRW Quest -4-PN5-2 is in big trouble! An enormous enemy fleet is approaching...Collective Game, SRW Quest, Giant Robots2019-06-10 2 
3577871 RepairBon Quest part 1Withered Bonnie wakes up, greets some new arrivals, and has a showdown with an age-old rival.repairbueno, collaborative game, five nights at freddys, fnaf, 5n@f, withered, toy, bonnie, repair, robots, dark, spooky atmosphere2019-06-16 4 
3550940Incompetent Magical Girls Quest 3Otto goes on a date, builds some things for Hifumi, deals with some familiar investigators, and starts up a new class project.Imcompetent Magical Girls Quest, CorruptorQM, Magical Girl, Villain, Robots, Teacher, Superscience2019-06-17 4 
3535095SRW Quest -4.5-The independentists have infiltrated the base... we must oust them! Collective Game, SRW Quest, Giant Robots2019-06-18 1 
3567338SRW Quest -5-A terrible and powerful entity creeps towards the base...Collective Game, SRW Quest, Giant Robots2019-06-27 2 
July 2019
3579431SRW Quest -5.5-A desperate fight against the antispiral... can that monster even be defeated? Collective Game, SRW Quest, Giant Robots2019-07-02 1 
3600855(Slightly) Incompetent Magical Girl Quest 4Otto heads in to the PTA meeting and finally meets Hifumi’s father. Short thread.Imcompetent Magical Girls Quest, CorruptorQM, Magical Girl, Villain, Robots, Teacher, Superscience2019-07-03 1 
3644674SRW Quest -FINALE-It's time for the final showdown. Who will fall, and who will stand? A bright light casts away the shadows of the past...Collective Game, SRW Quest, Giant Robots2019-07-25 2 
3669591Super Robot Pilot Thing #10Space cowboy Fester Winchester kills some mecha beasts with his new friend, space cop Jester Frenks.notapaladin, drawquest, super robot pilot thing, mecha, cowboy, communist overlords, quest, collective game, SPAAAAAAACE2019-07-30 1 
August 2019
3664681SRW Quest -FINALE OVERTIME-The conclusion to a long journey. A fight to the end of the GalaxyCollective Game, SRW Quest, Giant Robots2019-08-01 3 
3713942Super Robot Pilot Thing #11Jester fucking diesnotapaladin, drawquest, super robot pilot thing, mecha, cowboy, communist overlords, quest, collective game, SPAAAAAAACE2019-08-12 1 
3751302Slime Quest (p2)The second installment of the series, long awaited and too small to be satisfying.slime quest, fenster, draw quest, ser fuzzylad, faerie, slime, sword, bottle, hammer2019-08-29 1 
September 2019
3747555Super Robot Pilot Thing #12Shenanigans happen as Space Pirate Edward is assailed by voices in his head. notapaladin, drawquest, super robot pilot thing, mecha, cowboy, communist overlords, quest, collective game, SPAAAAAAACE2019-09-07 1 
3800701Super Robot Pilot Thing #13Edward proves himself to be a much more effective protagonist. Unfortunately Fester is revived.notapaladin, drawquest, super robot pilot thing, mecha, cowboy, communist overlords, quest, collective game, SPAAAAAAACE2019-09-22 1 
October 2019
3852954Super Robot Pilot Thing #14Fester bumbles his way through the plot as a new enemy group is discovered notapaladin, drawquest, super robot pilot thing, mecha, cowboy, communist overlords, quest, collective game, SPAAAAAAACE2019-10-26 0 
November 2019
69109695MAHARLIKA, a Filipino technomystic Mech RPGThe Pinoy anon behind Karanduun returns to share the English-translated version of their new RPG, MAHARLIKA. Meching ensues.Homebrew, pdf share, Philippines, Filipino, Pinoy, Maharlika, Mecha, Sci-fi, Mystical, game design, giant robots2019-11-13 21 
3890315Super Robot Pilot Thing #15Fester bumbles his way through the plot some more as OP dies repeatedly notapaladin, drawquest, super robot pilot thing, mecha, cowboy, communist overlords, quest, collective game, SPAAAAAAACE2019-11-15 0 
69304507AI Safety Precautions/tg/ discusses how to word orders to prevent killer robots.AI, artifical intelligence, robots, terminator, three laws, paperclipper,2019-11-16 1 
3900176Slime Quest (pt3)Some time has passed, allowing for new arrivals, fateful encounters, and... a new perspective?slime quest, fenster, draw quest, ser fuzzylad, faerie, slime, sword, bottle, hammer, blunder, goblin, kobold, combat, skeleton, robes2019-11-23 0 
69566972MAHARLIKA, a Filipino technomystic Mech RPG, thread 2 further updates to MAHARLIKA and it's english translation.Homebrew, pdf share, Philippines, Filipino, Pinoy, Maharlika, Mecha, Sci-fi, Mystical, game design, giant robots2019-11-29 8 
3909311Malfunction Quest #1A robot comes online after a long time in a decrepit facility and proceeds to acquire loot with a new companion.Collective Game, Malfunction Quest, Robots2019-11-30 1 
December 2019
3937258Slime Quest (pt4)Runecraft is performed before going on hiatus.slime quest, fenster, draw quest, ser fuzzylad, faerie, slime, sword, bottle, hammer, blunder, goblin, kobold, combat, skeleton, robes,2019-12-01 0 
3925622Super Robot Pilot Thing #15It's almost the end, and Fester is still incredibly cursed by shit rolls.notapaladin, drawquest, super robot pilot thing, mecha, cowboy, communist overlords, quest, collective game, SPAAAAAAACE2019-12-09 0 
3948348Malfunction Quest #2A robot scavenges, fights, and finds a purpose.Collective Game, Malfunction Quest, Robots2019-12-21 0 
January 2020
3982045Super Robot Pilot Thing #17The final episode. Everything is incredibly cursed both in and out of threadnotapaladin, drawquest, super robot pilot thing, mecha, cowboy, communist overlords, quest, collective game, SPAAAAAAACE 2020-01-06 0 
3994302Malfunction Quest #3A-1 meets a non-hostile and talkative bot and proceeds to rip and tear their way through the recycling deck.Collective Game, Malfunction Quest, Robots2020-01-17 0 
February 2020
4036834Malfunction Quest #4Our protagonist mauls their way through a horde and reaches the second pillarCollective Game, Malfunction Quest, Robots2020-02-10 0 
March 2020
4081567Malfunction Quest #5A bloody rush through the recycling plants turns to sailing on the corrosive seas above.Collective Game, Malfunction Quest, Robots2020-03-11 0 
June 2020
4276440Abandoned Robot QuestAn abandoned robot wakes up on a junkyard planet with only a few minutes of battery life left.Robot, robot quest, draw quest, drawquest2020-06-21 5 
July 2020
4326105Abandoned Robot Quest: Chapter 2An abandoned robot befriends another robot, and they work together to try to escape the planet they're on.Robot, robot quest, draw quest, drawquest, Collective Game2020-07-10 3 
4363572Skeleton Island 2, part 13Separate storylines n shieet notapaladin, drawquest, super robot pilot thing, mecha, cowboy, communist overlords, quest, collective game, SPAAAAAAACE2020-07-30 0 
August 2020
4395004Abandoned Robot Quest: Chapter 3An abandoned robot prepares to be the defense in a case against his moth friend.Robot, robot quest, draw quest, drawquest, Collective Game2020-08-20 1 
December 2020
4535086Yunan's QuestA quest from the point of General Yunan! Scourge of the Sand Wars, Defeater of Ragnar the Wretched... after her encounter with Grimmes.Amphibia, Yunan, Newtopia, Crivora, Bard, Betrayal, Monster, Robot, Duel, The Music Box, The Music Box QM2020-12-17 20 
76454598Draw your party threadPeople talk about their games, share advice, & post cool drawings. Campy musicals, grim mythology, treacherous techpriests, & more.draw, painting, party, byzantine, human sacrifice, dnd, Savage Worlds, 40K, nechronica, robotica, pathfinder, FATE, Rogue Trader, musical2020-12-22 1 
March 2021
4670173Abandoned Robot Quest: Chapter 3.5Boss wakes up alone in an unknown place with only a few minutes of battery life left.Robot, Robot Quest, draw quest, drawquest, Collective Game, space, sci-fi2021-03-22 1 
April 2021
4711588MANAGER, HELP! Another Facility Management QuestYou are the Overseer. You must make PRODUCT. You also may have nuked yourself on the first shift. Overseer, Manager, Collective Game, Facility Management, Anomaly, Lobotomy Corporation, SS132021-04-23 15 
June 2021
4813203MANAGER, HELP! Thread #2In which video kills the radio star, our minions kick a fat lunatic to death, and the Overseer confronts Ben on his behavior.Overseer, Manager, Collective Game, Facility Management, Anomaly, Lobotomy Corporation, Alphabet Soup2021-06-12 8 
July 2021
4885508MANAGER, HELP! Thread #3In which a bright and dark cityscape is witnessed, then an old madman is haggled with, as the QM cannot post and thread is sparse.Overseer, Manager, Collective Game, Facility Management, Anomaly, Lobotomy Corporation, Alphabet Soup2021-07-29 7 
August 2021
4897223Skrimbots (Under Construction) [Skirmish] [wip p1]Dive deep into the surface of an uncharted realm and squash some bugs while you're at it. Keep them off the mole tank or risk termination.fenster, collective game, collaborative game, skirmish, drones, gynoid, gynoids, labyrinth, skrimbots, diceless2021-08-04 0 
September 2021
4957209HELP WANTED! Yet Another Facility Management QuestYou're an amnesiac administrator tasked with running one of P-Company's latest facilities. Only coffee is keeping you sane.Administrator, Collective Game, Lobotomy Corporation, Fan Quest, Please don't sue me HeartQM, Coffee Addiction 2021-09-21 25 
November 2021
4992519MANAGER, HELP! Thread #4In which the Admin kicks a bitch in the $%&!, disarms a bomb, eats an arm, and has a very nice day.Overseer, Manager, Collective Game, Facility Management, Anomaly, Lobotomy Corporation, Alphabet Soup2021-11-05 5 
5018302TACTICOM Quest #1Titular robot tactics computer takes his first real command to battle the alien Red Horde! TC undergoes a test and then is dispatched south.Robot, Warfare, Mech, Alien, Alien Invasion2021-11-20 13 
5023776HELP WANTED! Yet Another Facility Management Quest #2.1Crossover with a better quest, autistic amounts of catalogs, and some new horrible anomalies. what more could you ask for?Administrator, Collective Game, Lobotomy Corporation, Fan Quest, guess who the lesbians are, Coffee Addiction2021-11-28 14 
January 2022
5068423TACTICOM Quest #1.5The mission at the south Nexus concludes; TC tries his hand at budget negotiations and takes his command talents to the Balkans resistance. Robot, Warfare, Mech, Alien, Alien Invasion2022-01-08 12 
5077149HELP WANTED! Yet Another Facility Management Quest #3Another floor to manage, some dicking about, and a perspective shift to a certain charming EFT agent.Administrator, Collective Game, Lobotomy Corporation, Fan Quest, QM gets the coof and nearly dies, Coffee Addiction, the wild ride begins2022-01-16 10 
5089129MANAGER, HELP! Thread #5In which one hour is completed, an epiphany is engaged, and thread is sparse.Overseer, Manager, Collective Game, Facility Management, Anomaly, Lobotomy Corporation, Alphabet Soup2022-01-21 5 
March 2022
5130116HELP WANTED! Yet Another Facility Management Quest #4After spending a moment in the shoes of Gamma, your next shift was spent dealing with one anomaly and beating the shit outta another.Administrator, Collective Game, Lobotomy Corporation, Fan Quest, Coffee Addiction, the QM will try to update faster please trust him2022-03-05 10 
April 2022
5191644MANAGER, HELP! Another Facility Management Quest #6Puzzles are shown, a poker game finishes, the thread is sparseOverseer, Manager, Collective Game, Facility Management, Anomaly, Lobotomy Corporation, Alphabet Soup2022-04-25 5 
5196847HELP WANTED! Yet Another Facility Management Quest #5 An American soldier is finally put to rest, cowboys prepare to invade, and C-0RA finally took her meds.Administrator, Collective Game, Lobotomy Corporation, Fan Quest, Coffee Addiction, Emily is a good robot2022-04-26 7 
July 2022
5270271The Fruit of Knowledge - A Lobotomy Corporation Oneshot A Lobotomy Corp Oneshot from the perspective of a veteran Agent.Lobotomy Corporation, Collective Game, Agent, Hod, Qliphoth, L-Corp, Training Team Captain2022-07-07 5 
December 2022
5433671HELP WANTED! Yet Another Facility Management Quest #6After almost half a year of silence, you go back to being the Administrator to put down some fucking cowboys.Administrator, Collective Game, Lobotomy Corporation, Fan Quest, Coffee Addiction, no more long hiatuses without due notice2022-12-02 6 
5429443ULTRAQUESTThe Finest Robotic Chef the world's ever seen goes to become The Finest Robotic Chef Hell's ever seen.Ultrakill, quest, Ultraquest, hell, demons, demon, robot, robots, pizza, machine, machines, husk, husks2022-12-03 10 
January 2023
5488208ULTRAQUEST IIAfter having found his way into Hell (and the QM got sick), the finest robotic chef Hell's ever seen finds himself at the end of the path.Ultrakill, quest, Ultraquest, hell, demons, demon, robot, robots, pizza, machine, machines, husk, husks2023-01-13 10 
5493415Rise of the Awakened #2The human asks for some clothes, Kinny and Bobby rob a store, Mog and the human make a deal, revelations abound, a fox is rescued.Collective Game, Roleplay, DnD 5E, Rise of the Awakened, Goddamn Lizard People, Mog, Kinny, Bobby, Jenkins, Rick's creepy robot, Draconians2023-01-14 5 
5493112HELP WANTED! Yet Another Facility Management Quest #7A jobbed fight, a bizarre dream, two temporary anomalies to wrangle, and the Eye staring down at you. You're shocked you haven't gone mad.Administrator, Collective Game, Lobotomy Corporation, Fan Quest, Coffee Addiction, I actually fear my players when they shitpost2023-01-15 5 
February 2023
5534447Rise of the Awakened #3A fox is recruited, a grisly scene is witnessed, the truth is unveiled, the vault is unlocked, and the hellbot was the true enemy all along.Collective Game, DnD 5E, Rise of the Awakened, Mog, Kinny, Bobby, Maggie, Jenkins, We're goin' to Canada bois, Unveiled secrets, Hellbot2023-02-19 5 
5533728 HELP WANTED! Yet Another Facility Management Quest #8A child finally leaves the nest, time itself crashes down upon the facility, and an AI has to wrangle the facility after the fact.Administrator, Collective Game, Lobotomy Corporation, Fan Quest, Coffee Addiction, people kinda forget Spamton isn't a funny haha man2023-02-21 6 
March 2023
5561828ULTRAQUEST IIIFollowing a nice boat ride, The Finest Chef Hell's Ever Seen starts rummaging around for information.Ultrakill, quest, Ultraquest, hell, demons, demon, robot, robots, pizza, machine, machines, husk, husks2023-03-12 8 
April 2023
5588130NOW HIRING: Still Another Facility Management Quest You are the MANAGER. You must make PRODUCT. In the remote facility with an ocean view, a guy transforms into a giant stone giraffe.Manager, Collective Game, Facility Management, Anomaly, Lobotomy Corporation, Alphabet Soup, Reboot2023-04-08 3 
5599422ULTRAQUEST IVThe Finest Robotic Chef Hell's ever seen becomes bloodthirsty and gets directions to New New York.Ultrakill, quest, Ultraquest, hell, demons, demon, robot, robots, pizza, machine, machines, husk, husks, New New York2023-04-23 2 
May 2023
5645488Pay Your Taxess Quest - File 1All you remember is a distant light. To reach it, you'll have to claw through a mountain of corpses, monstrosities, and your fragmented past. Face the Fear.Project Moon, Lobotomy Corporation, Pay Your Taxes Quest, Life Is Cheap But Living's Expensive, The IRS Has Assassins2023-05-01 5 
5636870NOW HIRING: Still Another Facility Management Quest #2In a facility by the false ocean shores, the Manager showboats for a shrimp farm, we talk with Ed, and a centipede knight is captured. Manager, Collective Game, Facility Management, Anomaly, Lobotomy Corporation, Alphabet Soup, Reboot2023-05-27 3 
July 2023
5681084Ultraquest VThe Finest Chef Hell's Ever Seen goes on indefinite hiatus/is canceled.Ultrakill, quest, Ultraquest, hell, demons, demon, robot, robots, pizza, machine, machines, husk, husks, New New York2023-07-15 4 
August 2023
5688740Life or Circuits #1A post apocalyptic world in which we follow our robotic Tactician protagonist. But then the QM gets sick.Post Apocalyptic, Techie, Life or Circuits, Tactician, Mechanimancer, Specialist, Grunt, Bruiser, Robots, Survival, Drawquest2023-08-05 2 
September 2023
5737416NOW HIRING #3: Still Another Facility Management Quest:A few works are done, a zipper is seen, nothing much else happens. a centipede knight is captured. Manager, Collective Game, Facility Management, Anomaly, Lobotomy Corporation, Alphabet Soup, Reboot2023-09-20 2 
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